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Anonymous No.42763723 [Report] >>42763726 >>42763730 >>42763773 >>42763926 >>42764958 >>42772615 >>42778226
On the art of dating mares
Where would you take the most snowpittyfull g5 mare to a romantic date /mlp/? I'd personally spend the day with her at the beach!
Anonymous No.42763726 [Report] >>42763735
>>42763723 (OP)
Send her to the kennel
Anonymous No.42763730 [Report] >>42763745 >>42764201
>>42763723 (OP)
I would take her for a hayburger and we would just walk around ponyville
Anonymous No.42763735 [Report] >>42763764
>>42763726
You mean the canal. You know, for the pride parade.
Anonymous No.42763745 [Report] >>42763806
>>42763730
The hayburger sounds nice Anon, but an archeological trip doesn't sounds very romantic to me... (in case you didn't get the memo, ponies now live between Zephyr Highs, Maretime Bay and Bridlewood)
Anonymous No.42763764 [Report]
>>42763735
So she can do the epic linkup with twilight "trans" sparkle?
Anonymous No.42763773 [Report] >>42763789
>>42763723 (OP)
She's a professional spy. I don't do romantic dates with spies, it's bad for health. The best I can offer is stealing old electric equipment from an abandoned power plant together.
Anonymous No.42763789 [Report]
>>42763773
>She's a professional spy.

I'd say she is rather amatuerish... but she'd probably like the adrenaline of stealing something from an old place without getting caught
Anonymous No.42763806 [Report] >>42763891 >>42764167
>>42763745
Well If a trip to the past to discover the future (maybe visiting CMC old treehouse) doesn't sound romantic to you than I would chose a trip from Maretime Bay to Bridlewood through beautiful green plains with flowers to pick some and put them in Misty's mane.
Anonymous No.42763891 [Report]
>>42763806
That do sounds romantic Anon!
Anonymous No.42763926 [Report] >>42763997
>>42763723 (OP)
I hate sand. It gets in everything.
Anonymous No.42763997 [Report]
>>42763926
Including your neovagina?
Anonymous No.42764167 [Report] >>42764215
>>42763806
Anonymous No.42764201 [Report] >>42764215
>>42763730
For someone who whines about muh modernity in MLP you sure like fast food chain slop a lot.
Anonymous No.42764215 [Report]
>>42764167
Simply beautiful.
>>42764201
What are you talking about?
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Anonymous No.42764554 [Report] >>42764575
I know Milky Way has lactation issues, but can I still date her?
Anonymous No.42764575 [Report]
>>42764554
No sure how this relates to the thread, but I assune a man who dates a mare like Mily way is a VERY lucky man.
Anonymous No.42764832 [Report] >>42764878 >>42765093 >>42765272 >>42765281
I wonder how Mistyfans feel about Zipp.
Anonymous No.42764878 [Report] >>42764897
>>42764832
Many of them are transbian pedophiles who ship them together. Naturally with the obligatory degenerate fetishes.
Anonymous No.42764897 [Report]
>>42764878
Nah, opinions about particular head canon are not that interesting. Opinions about stuff from the show.
Anonymous No.42764958 [Report] >>42764991 >>42765024 >>42765093 >>42765191
>>42763723 (OP)
Dude, I love Misty so much. I’m gonna wear this along with my con badge at Ciderfest.
Anonymous No.42764991 [Report] >>42765093 >>42765191
>>42764958
Anonymous No.42765024 [Report] >>42765093
>>42764958
>furry aesthetic
Anonymous No.42765093 [Report] >>42765105 >>42765272
>>42764832
I like how Zipp and Misty have the most distant relationship, and at the same time they are so closely related. Zipp was the only that doubted Misty, and to me even tho she doesn't treat her as harshly after she helps the group scape from Opalin, I feel like she still keeps her distance from her. In mh personal opinion well... I like her white coat.

>>42764958
Based Mistybro! Pay to mind to this >>42764991 >>42765024 niggers, I am sadly from a thirdworlder shithole, and I do not have the resources to go to america, the only thing I got from my wife is this pin.
Anonymous No.42765105 [Report] >>42765114
>>42765093
You only like Misty because she's black.
Anonymous No.42765114 [Report] >>42765173 >>42778266
>>42765105
>muh Misty is black
>muh Misty is DEI

Cry yourself to sleep.
Anonymous No.42765173 [Report] >>42765247 >>42778266
>>42765114
The fuck? Are you seriously denying Misty was pushed to represent blacks by Hasbro? Did you even see the character sheet?
Anonymous No.42765191 [Report] >>42765272
>>42764991
>>42764958
>Samefagging to own yourself for liking g5
Just gollyschizo things
Anonymous No.42765247 [Report] >>42765795 >>42778266
>>42765173
Even if her mane is based on that of a niggeress, why would they give her freckles and green eyes, I know some of then can have both of this characteristics, but it's ridiculously rare. However, she is meant to represent the 80'a craze about afro style, even between white individuals. I think Hasvro realized Misty didn't really was making up for the DEI toll, so they added that ugly nigger cow filly. But for some fucking reason, they maintained zebras.
Anonymous No.42765272 [Report]
>>42764832
My favorite ship for Misty is a tie between Izzy and Zipp. I think the fact that Zipp had suspicions about her shows she was paying attention to and trying to understand her. Also, Misty legitimately needed help to get away from Opaline, and even though it didn’t come out all at once, I think Zipp’s questioning of her helped get her there. (I mean, even though it obviously came out on its own. I have my doubts that Misty would’ve had the courage to do the right thing if she hadn’t already revealed part of her secret earlier.)

>>42765093
Thanks! I like that pin! :D

>>42765191
LOL! Sorry, the comment there was a real response I got the last time I posted myself holding something Misty related. So that’s why I reposted it. Here’s that original image, by the way.
Anonymous No.42765281 [Report]
>>42764832
Anonymous No.42765431 [Report]
I dont like the nigger hair
Anonymous No.42765560 [Report] >>42765837
Gonna goon to some more pictures of Misty being a good little nigger slut.
Anonymous No.42765795 [Report] >>42765837 >>42778266
>>42765247
Anonymous No.42765837 [Report] >>42778266
>>42765560
I guess... gooning to Misty is always good...

>>42765795
At the beggining of g5, ponies were racist between eachother, then they were also racist towards zebras. Does that mean an unicorn like Misty could be racist towards zebras? This would proove Misty's (and other kinky hair ponies) human analogous wouldn't be black.

>dam bru but their african-american n'shieeet

Not really, as even those would have some sense of identity in their african roots, menwhile kinky hair ponies wouldn't have any linkage or roots to ziggers.
Anonymous No.42766958 [Report] >>42773246
>you spent all say with Misty at the beach
>played in the water
>rested on the sand
>built sandcastles
>collected seashells
>now the sun is going down
>your gaze meets hers and you grab her hoof between your hands and kiss it, it's a little salty from the sea water
>she laughts and gets closer to kiss you

Why life will never be so good?
Anonymous No.42767403 [Report] >>42767793
I' love to sleep next to Misty and smell her blueberry scented mane and coat!
Anonymous No.42767793 [Report] >>42768492
>>42767403
One day you may
Anonymous No.42768247 [Report] >>42768492
I for one treasure Misty Arcana
Anonymous No.42768492 [Report] >>42769169 >>42770426
>>42767793
Probably when I die and go to Equestria

>>42768247
I am very surprised on how, Misty "Arcana" did had a lot of love, but then Misty "Brighdawn" didn't... it's the same... there is no Misty "Alphabittle" nor "Brightdawn" nor "Arcana" she is just Misty.
Anonymous No.42769169 [Report] >>42769499
>>42768492
Misty Arcana was the daughter we wanted to protect, Brightdawn was the girlboss we wanted to disown
Anonymous No.42769499 [Report] >>42771529 >>42773243
>>42769169
Mention a single time Misty was a girlboss. In any case, Sunny is more of a girlboss than Misty, the only time, she was "bossy" was when Opalin was going to take her cutiemark, magic tree and friends from her, even then, that was not bossy, was brave. (In tell your tale there's probably examples with that retarded thing of "the power of my cutiemark" but tyt is shit anyhow)
Anonymous No.42770426 [Report] >>42770461
>>42768492
>Ther is no Misty "Alphabittle"
Wouldn't it be Misty Blossomforth
Anonymous No.42770461 [Report]
>>42770426
Yeah sorry, my bad. Her father has a fucking retarded second name.
Anonymous No.42770996 [Report] >>42780370
up
Anonymous No.42771529 [Report] >>42771598 >>42771836
>>42769499
Misty was replacing Sunny after separating from Opaline. That is what I disliked. TYT was the worst offender on this, while MYM just had a lot of Mistycentric episodes in the last two seasons.
Anonymous No.42771598 [Report]
>>42771529
While I'm not sure if for Misty, but I consider TYT largely ok, it wasn't offensively bad show and even had good moments but was crippled by being 5min cartoon.
Anonymous No.42771836 [Report] >>42771857 >>42772012 >>42772365
>>42771529
It was only natural that Misty replaced Sunny as protagonist, because the Sunny's arc was basically over when she became that pseudo-alicorn thing and re-united the races. There is still 3 soberaign city-states in the g5 equestria, so Sunny didn't and wouldn't become a princess, like Zipp, Pipp or even Misty, as she is the heir to the leadership of Bridelwood and step-sister to Zipp and Pipp. Even if I wished to know a lot more about Sunny's backstory (how her father died why her mother also died or who was her), she couldn't keep the title of main protagonist because she hadn't a lot to give, but an analogous arc to that of Twilight about becoming an alicorn and learning to control such powers. (We are also left hanging with Misty's mother, wich is a shame).

Tltr: So I personally don't mind Misty replacing Sunny, because to me Sunny was boring as an MC.
Anonymous No.42771857 [Report] >>42771881 >>42772012
>>42771836
Well Sunny could be "the chosen one" just like twilight was chosen by Celestia 100 years before FIM and sunny main goal would be to discover what happened between G4 and G5.
Sunny was wasted potential.
Anonymous No.42771881 [Report]
>>42771857
>Sunny was wasted potential.

Even tho I agree, I am just happy g5 didn't keep shitting on g4's legacy and past even with that horendous Spike redisign..
Anonymous No.42772012 [Report]
>>42771836
While it was still rushed to make her an alicorn they botched her personality traits and gave some of it to zipp with the detective shit.

Sunny had more to go through with her mom and Skyros and I would take that over Misty forced favoritism anyday.

>>42771857
Sunny had a dream of Skyros, where all her friends were alicorns. Skyros's central symbol is 'the starscout crest' which means she has some kind of tie to the kingdom. Which can open the door to lots of lore.

And after Skyros was confirmed with the tapestry Opaline had it would be a set up for a future where she'll eventually discover it, Had g5 not been canceled it would most likely having a big event and choose between Skyros and Equestria
Anonymous No.42772365 [Report] >>42772596 >>42773234
>>42771836
Reeeeeeeeeee Misty go be a unicorn somewhere else
Anonymous No.42772596 [Report]
>>42772365
Unicorn kisser.
Anonymous No.42772615 [Report] >>42773054
>>42763723 (OP)
Zipp's bed.
Let's see her solve that mystery.
Anonymous No.42773054 [Report]
>>42772615
>Anon, why my bedsheets end up crispy every time you and Misty are alone in the lighthouse?
Anonymous No.42773234 [Report]
>>42772365
I love how even the bag tensed up
Anonymous No.42773243 [Report] >>42773295
>>42769499
Does Pipp enjoy watching eating as much as eating?
Anonymous No.42773246 [Report]
>>42766958
Because you're a nohooves
Anonymous No.42773295 [Report]
>>42773243
She just probably wants to turn Misty in a fat piggy like her, so she can have another pony to talk to about how much she likes stuffing her mouth
Anonymous No.42773357 [Report] >>42773701
Misty did nothing wrong and I love her so much that she’s ALMOST TIED as my favorite pony with Cozy Glow, if you can believe that. Now, I still like Cozy Glow a teensy bit more, but I’m just saying, Misty is such a great pony that it’s close. And that’s an amazing accomplishment, because I ADORE Cozy Glow FAR more than life itself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous No.42773701 [Report] >>42774037
>>42773357
But WHICH Misty do you love?
Anonymous No.42774037 [Report] >>42774080 >>42774355
>>42773701
Well... MLP's ofcourse, I don't bealive he reffers to Pokemon's Misty, you silly!
Anonymous No.42774080 [Report]
>>42774037
This.
Anonymous No.42774355 [Report] >>42775387
>>42774037
Yeah, there's only one Misty that develops herself and at the end becomes complete version of her that she was destined to be and not other alternative Misty, although I can understand people thinking that Misty's change was not natural because of her mane's color change witch was kind of unnecessary or could be done in a better way.
For example her having green mane that she had to change to red when Opaline stole her and had to manually recolor it so Opaline wouldn't be mad and then when she became free she could still die her mane out of habit/PTSD and than go back to green mane as a symbol of her becoming Misty she was supposed to be from the beginning.
Anonymous No.42774874 [Report] >>42776175 >>42776493
Anonymous No.42775387 [Report] >>42775446
>>42774355
I actually don't dislike her red mane that much, is surely a downgrade in her design but... I personally don't find it abhorent.
Anonymous No.42775446 [Report]
>>42775387
Me too, it's ok but could mean much more than just the look change.
Anonymous No.42775459 [Report] >>42775496
How did her dad recognize her with her hair being a different color?
Anonymous No.42775496 [Report] >>42775677
>>42775459
Better question would be how did her dad recognized her after all this years, since Misty was now much older than when she got kidnaped.
And the answer would be that he felt it that she was his daughter (fathers/parents instinct), their cutie marks glowed because of each other, Misty still looked like Misty and she was the first to recognize him as her father.
Anonymous No.42775677 [Report] >>42775704
>>42775496
She treated him badly when he wanted to have just a little bit of time with his daughter after so many years.
Anonymous No.42775704 [Report] >>42775724
>>42775677
Did she tho?
I'm mean he took her to a playground when she clearly was too old for that or really pushed her to do things she wasn't comfortable with (and she tried to make him happy), yet Misty never was mean to him as far as I can remember.
And even when she screamed at him for treating her like a little filly she wasn't anymore, Misty was still nice to him and called him her dad.
Anonymous No.42775724 [Report] >>42775766 >>42775768
>>42775704
She broke his heart terribly and you could see he was doing everything he could to not breakdown when he was helping her move in the lighthouse.
Anonymous No.42775766 [Report]
>>42775724
She didn't do that on purpose.
Misty tried to be her dad's little filly but couldn't and instead decided that she wanted to take things slow.
She felt much more comfortable living with friends that she knew and loved. I admit that she and her dad could do better, and for example Misty should be more inclined to spend time with her father and he should open up more and tell her how he feels so Misty could know what to do.
Overall Misty could be and should be more interested and invested in her relationship with her father but ultimately she didn't do anything wrong, just not enough.
Anonymous No.42775768 [Report] >>42777819
>>42775724
Honestly based af, he shared almost nothing with her but blood, she akwoledged him and tried to make it work but it didn't yet she still chose her friends, that share a lot more with her than her dad, she could also have problems with parental figures as her last "mother" literally abused, used and lied to her.
Anonymous No.42776175 [Report]
>>42774874
Ok I know G% and dog jokes are a thing. But this is cute lol.
Anonymous No.42776493 [Report] >>42776539
>>42774874
Opaline never taught her any manners?
Anonymous No.42776539 [Report] >>42777115 >>42778613
>>42776493
As if Oplain had any manners herself. Even if she is an alicorn, her resentment towards society and the princesses, brobably made her completely careless to such things. She is only entitled and cocky, but far from graceful and refined as Celestia.
Anonymous No.42777115 [Report]
>>42776539
Misty get off the internet you are drunk
Anonymous No.42777136 [Report] >>42779370
When Misty is sad, it makes me sad. But it’s also snowpityful to see her like this, because the first thing I always imagine is giving her a big hug and trying to cheer her up, or just letting her cry on my shoulder if it will help her feel better. Not that I like when she’s sad, but the scenes where she is can still be based for reasons like that.
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Anonymous No.42777819 [Report]
>>42775768
ISleepNow !!rh9VYr/4SFl No.42778226 [Report]
>>42763723 (OP)
fast food: Arbys
Anonymous No.42778266 [Report] >>42778322
>>42765114
>>42765173
>>42765247
>>42765795
>>42765837
Zebras have cutie marks. This means they have snowpities. There is nothing wrong with being a zebra in Equestria.
Anonymous No.42778322 [Report]
>>42778266
Anonymous No.42778613 [Report]
>>42776539
>Op'leeeen
She sounds so deliciously slavish, doesn't she?
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Anonymous No.42779049 [Report]
>10
Anonymous No.42779370 [Report]
>>42777136
Many mares have this dark snowpity... it's only natural that watching her sad makes you feel pity for her, and want to hug her and confort her!
Anonymous No.42780370 [Report]
>>42770996
Anonymous No.42780710 [Report] >>42781006
Anonymous No.42781006 [Report] >>42781455
>>42780710
She has to pee... open your mouth
Anonymous No.42781447 [Report]
Is there any piece or song that reminds you of her /mlp/?

https://youtu.be/s-UjwvJ0eeA?si=94UuDkj3Wp5fnyq6
Anonymous No.42781455 [Report] >>42781501
>>42781006
>After filling the cup and then hand it to her
Anonymous No.42781501 [Report] >>42781791
>>42781455
I wouldn't let any for her, unless it comes from me
Anonymous No.42781791 [Report] >>42781844
>>42781501
Anonymous No.42781844 [Report]
>>42781791
>look at what Sunny helped me to brew Anon, it has Mksty's special flavor.... with real Misty j-juice
>why am I blushing? J-just... excited for yout to try it!
Anonymous No.42782434 [Report] >>42782483
Anonymous No.42782483 [Report]
>>42782434
Anonymous No.42782885 [Report] >>42783671
Going with Misty to the beach sounds just so nice, imagine smelling this sweaty bluberry mare!
Anonymous No.42783671 [Report]
>>42782885
Eh no thanks
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Anonymous No.42784223 [Report] >>42784287 >>42785598
Anonymous No.42784287 [Report]
>>42784223
Shim feel free to take her back to G4land and make her an alicorn
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Anonymous No.42785598 [Report]
>>42784223
>g%
>"little behind"
I see what you did there