Thread 42769470

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Anonymous 11/5/2025, 12:23:38 AM No.42769470 [Report] >>42769477 >>42769486 >>42769490 >>42769498 >>42769540 >>42769577 >>42769639 >>42769726 >>42769773 >>42770145 >>42770214 >>42770365 >>42770404 >>42770470 >>42770675

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>Read my pony lips anon. Nopony in this town, the next one over, Canterlot, Manehattan or some far off village or province wants to marry you and be forced to conceive your alien ape babies with you. They would rather get eaten by a chimera or a sabretooth tiger than even think of the idea.

Anonymous 11/5/2025, 12:25:09 AM No.42769477 [Report] >>42771278

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>>42769470 (OP)
Wow you sure like to neigh a lot little horsie. Would you like a sugarcube?

Anonymous 11/5/2025, 12:29:33 AM No.42769486 [Report]

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>>42769470 (OP)
>Read my pony lips anon.
>Read

Anonymous 11/5/2025, 12:31:39 AM No.42769490 [Report] >>42769493

>>42769470 (OP)
BonBon for fucks sake I just asked if you and lyra enjoyed the pretzels I made

Anonymous 11/5/2025, 12:33:15 AM No.42769493 [Report] >>42769633

>>42769490
Don't blame her, she's on duty and she's been given the official task of convincing you that you're a very bad human. She doesn't like it any more than you do.

Anonymous 11/5/2025, 12:35:11 AM No.42769498 [Report] >>42769728

>>42769470 (OP)
>>>/trash/

Anonymous 11/5/2025, 12:51:11 AM No.42769540 [Report] >>42769558

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>>42769470 (OP)
>I'll have your alien ape babies, Anon! When do we start?

Anonymous 11/5/2025, 12:57:40 AM No.42769558 [Report] >>42769595 >>42769886

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>>42769540
Right now!

Anonymous 11/5/2025, 1:02:01 AM No.42769577 [Report]

>>42769470 (OP)
>instructions unclear
>and up raping her pony lips instead
Did I dun goofed?

Anonymous 11/5/2025, 1:14:39 AM No.42769595 [Report]

>>42769558
I love the stallion off to the left. Zenned out. Flourishing. Purely in the moment with him and his sandwich.

Anonymous 11/5/2025, 1:25:25 AM No.42769633 [Report] >>42769642

>>42769493
It only makes it stranger. Why does she follow morally untenable orders? What if she was ordered to hurt an innocent pony?

Anonymous 11/5/2025, 1:26:37 AM No.42769639 [Report]

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>>42769470 (OP)
What I'm reading is that if any more words come pouring from your cunt mouth, I'm going to rape every pony in this room.

Anonymous 11/5/2025, 1:26:48 AM No.42769642 [Report] >>42769760

>>42769633
She knows she would never be asked to harm Equestria.

Anonymous 11/5/2025, 1:59:09 AM No.42769726 [Report]

>>42769470 (OP)
Cute mare! pet pet pet

Anonymous 11/5/2025, 1:59:28 AM No.42769728 [Report] >>42769735

>>42769498
spambot

Anonymous 11/5/2025, 2:01:43 AM No.42769735 [Report]

>>42769728
>Your janitor application has been declined

Anonymous 11/5/2025, 2:10:06 AM No.42769760 [Report] >>42769772

>>42769642
Technically, no she doesn't. What you seem to be saying is she's a fanatic, delusional and dangerous for the society. Name one reason why I shouldn't kidnap her and spend the rest of my days helping her break her mental conditioning in my basement.

Anonymous 11/5/2025, 2:12:44 AM No.42769772 [Report] >>42769795

>>42769760
>why shouldn't i kidnap an employee of the kingdom of equestria
I dunno man, go for it.

Anonymous 11/5/2025, 2:12:46 AM No.42769773 [Report]

>>42769470 (OP)
My zigga chill the fuck out, just wanted to know if you and lyra are coming to pinkies party or not

Anonymous 11/5/2025, 2:17:58 AM No.42769795 [Report]

>>42769772
Eh, everybody is someone's employee. If it was such a deal breaker, there would be no kidnappings at all.

Anonymous 11/5/2025, 2:53:31 AM No.42769886 [Report]

>>42769558
>>>/trash/

Anonymous 11/5/2025, 4:59:19 AM No.42770145 [Report] >>42770172 >>42770313

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>>42769470 (OP)
>"...except for me and Lyra."

Anonymous 11/5/2025, 5:11:38 AM No.42770172 [Report]

>>42770145
R.I.P Anon

Anonymous 11/5/2025, 5:35:37 AM No.42770214 [Report] >>42770229

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>>42769470 (OP)

Anonymous 11/5/2025, 5:41:29 AM No.42770229 [Report]

>>42770214
I miss the rejection threads, some good greens came from those. Really hit you in the feels.

Anonymous 11/5/2025, 6:37:14 AM No.42770313 [Report] >>42770321 >>42770442

>>42770145
>Mares have ooc personalities when I want it
No.

Anonymous 11/5/2025, 6:43:40 AM No.42770321 [Report] >>42770370

>>42770313
Doesn't that go in both directions?

Anonymous 11/5/2025, 7:05:56 AM No.42770365 [Report] >>42771269 >>42771282

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>>42769470 (OP)
Why is this pony constantly shown to be irate?

Anonymous 11/5/2025, 7:07:50 AM No.42770370 [Report] >>42770410

>>42770321
How is being a slut more in character than being a bitch for bonbon?

Anonymous 11/5/2025, 7:28:17 AM No.42770404 [Report] >>42770422

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>>42769470 (OP)
>"That's not what your wife said last night. Heyoooo-ACK!"

Anonymous 11/5/2025, 7:31:56 AM No.42770410 [Report]

>>42770370
I don't think Bon Bon would offer to fuck you nor would she go on a rant about how every single pony finds you disgusting.

Anonymous 11/5/2025, 7:44:10 AM No.42770422 [Report] >>42771454

>>42770404
>cuckshit

Anonymous 11/5/2025, 8:04:01 AM No.42770442 [Report]

>>42770313
You being high on goylent doesn't mean that mares don't want some fuck either.

Anonymous 11/5/2025, 8:39:07 AM No.42770470 [Report]

>>42769470 (OP)
Ok, I'm sorry. I thought maybe I wouldn't be as disgusting in this world. Is there a convenient place where I can go kill myself and not be a burden to you all?

Anonymous 11/5/2025, 11:26:01 AM No.42770675 [Report]

>>42769470 (OP)
Bonbon, I have been married for almost 2 years now and you keep telling me this on a weekly basis, are you ok? Did I upset you somehow? Tell me if I did please.

Anonymous 11/5/2025, 11:43:28 AM No.42770701 [Report] >>42771798

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>xenophile
>perfect mommy personality
>canonically makes Rarity seethe with her natural beauty
HiEchads can't lose

Anonymous 11/5/2025, 4:13:18 PM No.42771269 [Report]

>>42770365
Because she lacks a human bf, but she would never admit that.

Anonymous 11/5/2025, 4:15:50 PM No.42771278 [Report] >>42771433

>>42769477
damn those actually look delicious

Anonymous 11/5/2025, 4:16:30 PM No.42771282 [Report]

>>42770365
Because he lacks a stallion bf, but she would never admit that.

Anonymous 11/5/2025, 5:24:20 PM No.42771433 [Report]

>>42771278
There's a reason it was common for people to have them to put in their coffee or tea, it's just fun!

Anonymous 11/5/2025, 5:25:41 PM No.42771435 [Report] >>42771790

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>...Well, except Lyra whose already pregnant with your demon spawn.

Anonymous 11/5/2025, 5:35:16 PM No.42771454 [Report]

>>42770422
I fucked your wife too, cur.

Anonymous 11/5/2025, 5:37:47 PM No.42771460 [Report]

>read my pony lips:
Does she always say that? If so that's really weird, she's used to talking to ponies.

Anonymous 11/5/2025, 7:47:18 PM No.42771790 [Report]

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>>42771435
>Your next Bon Bon. Go on anon do it. Shes a glowie too and fuck glowies right? Imagine how happy she’ll feel carrying your offspring in her tummy for 11 months…

Anonymous 11/5/2025, 7:52:17 PM No.42771798 [Report]

>>42770701
>'Corded
HiEbetas lost again

Anonymous 11/6/2025, 1:06:55 AM No.42772706 [Report]

Glowmare