>I now have innate, cosmic knowledge of how your first relationship went. Before you go any further were going to discuss what you did and didn’t do wrong so there isn’t a repeat of it in Equestria. You will learn to love properly or be cursed with eternal loneliness.
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 9:56:10 AM
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>>42777796
Bad prompt idea, most anons aren't going to have one.
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 10:00:52 AM
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So is it just one guy who uses Cadance to project his own insecurities or is there a group of people that do it?
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 10:04:22 AM
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>>42773718 (OP)
>first relationship
Lol. Lmao. So I can just head straight on in then? Smell ya later Candyass.
Anonymous
11/6/2025, 1:14:50 PM
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>Be happily married on Earth
>Wife and I die
>Wife and I reincarnate on Earth again
>My new mother is unpredictably violent and manipulative, and is willing to do anything to get what she wants
>Re-meet reincarnated wife at school
>Mom almost certainly won't approve of her specifically, for incredibly dumb reason
>Reincarnated wife flirts with me
>Steer the conversation away to avoid my mother's wrath
>Refuse to re-marry beloved wife
>Grow up and go separate ways
>Start to miss her
>Contact her
>Since I was never there for her, she tells me to get lost
So lemme guess, you want me to take risks for love, regardless of what an authority figure says? When you yourself are an authority figure? That's a paradox!
>>42773718 (OP)
wtf is going on with her lack of hips
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 11:58:46 AM
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>>42776696
She's an otherworldly being.
>>42776696
Pink Peetzer Princess has as much ass as Luna and nobody ever mentions it.
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 12:19:46 PM
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>>42773718 (OP)
I don't think we did anything wrong at all. some might argue that getting into a ldr at that age is a mistake in and of itself, but you of all ponies will surely agree that it's better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 2:45:23 PM
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don't tell me you're going to do your wife the disrespect of rolling up to her with zero experience
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 4:30:54 PM
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>>42773718 (OP)
Alright, I'll bite. Tell me about my first relatoinship
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 6:41:35 PM
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>>42773718 (OP)
Well, this should be short considering I've only ever had one relationship sort of[/spoiler
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 9:23:46 PM
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>>42777020
>Pink Peetzer Princess has as much ass as Luna
That's a lie! I checked it myself! Her butt is pretty big, as befits a Princess of Love.
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 9:35:10 PM
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>>42777020
Well she's pretty clearly reusing Luna's model. I'd imagine that was a production necessity due to her becoming an alicorn partway through production.
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 9:45:43 PM
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>>42773718 (OP)
You have no knowledge then.
Anonymous
11/7/2025, 10:54:22 PM
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>>42778924
>>42773718 (OP)
Oh, no, you know about the 24-hour middle school romance that didn't even last through the weekend because I lovebombed her too hard? Wow. I'm quaking in my boots, Cadence.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 1:24:50 AM
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>>42778930
>>42778498
>lovebombed
That's a cult term, silly. Being overly affectionate is something different.
Anonymous
11/8/2025, 1:27:16 AM
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>>42778924
Okay, yeah, then overly affectionate. Whatever. You know what I mean.
