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Anonymous No.42778027 [Report] >>42778035 >>42778041 >>42778069 >>42778072 >>42778099 >>42778108 >>42778255 >>42778297 >>42778370 >>42778713 >>42779096
Do you love princess Celestia?
Anonymous No.42778035 [Report]
>>42778027 (OP)
Yes!
Anonymous No.42778041 [Report]
>>42778027 (OP)
I am incapable of feeling love
Anonymous No.42778069 [Report] >>42778078 >>42778287
>>42778027 (OP)
Why does she wear that heavy golden thing all the time
Anonymous No.42778072 [Report] >>42778103 >>42780138
>>42778027 (OP)
Just imagine the absolute MEATSTICK on that royal pony. Celestia can impregnate SIX (6) mares per day with 100% efficacy. How many mares can a human male inseminate per day? One (1) before he gets tired, and without successful fertilization (every time). Prince(ss) Celestia's testicles are so SUPERMASSIVE that they gave their own gravity well - they are the collapsed remains of main sequence stars into neutron stars. A human male's testicles, meanwhile, are a pair of sweet cherries that will bruise with LITTLE FORCE. Prince(ss) Celestia's wrecking-ball testicles will absolutely demolish you without injury to itself before rearranging your quarks into stable neutrons, and accreting your matter as neutronium. That is VORE. Prince(ss) Celestia will use your matter to grow even more massive and inseminate more mares. That is just physics.
Anonymous No.42778078 [Report]
>>42778069
She's a typical greedy ruler who wants all the gold.
Anonymous No.42778099 [Report] >>42778106 >>42778161
>>42778027 (OP)
is that Noi?
Anonymous No.42778103 [Report]
>>42778072
Most reasonable mentally stable futafag
Anonymous No.42778106 [Report]
>>42778099
No, that's Patrick.
Anonymous No.42778108 [Report] >>42778162
>>42778027 (OP)
>do i love my wife
yeah
Anonymous No.42778161 [Report] >>42778192
>>42778099
Fillyfags don’t know their mares
Anonymous No.42778162 [Report] >>42778206
>>42778108
You’d be surprised how many people don’t love their wife
Anonymous No.42778192 [Report]
>>42778161
If he was a fillyfag he would know it wasn't Noi, or a filly for that matter. It's just a random dyewts anon
Anonymous No.42778206 [Report] >>42778265
>>42778162
I know i would hate my wife if I ever got married
Anonymous No.42778255 [Report]
>>42778027 (OP)
I need her fart on me.
Anonymous No.42778265 [Report] >>42778300
>>42778206
Dashfags...
Anonymous No.42778278 [Report]
She's okay.
Anonymous No.42778287 [Report]
>>42778069
It keeps her power level at a reasonable level.
Anonymous No.42778297 [Report]
>>42778027 (OP)
indeed
Anonymous No.42778300 [Report]
>>42778265
It could be Rainbow Dash, it could be any mare under the sun. I would be miserable if I ever got married.
Anonymous No.42778334 [Report] >>42778373
Will Princess Celestia milk and edge me for longer?
Anonymous No.42778370 [Report]
>>42778027 (OP)
No, I love Pinkie Pie because she is the best! She would make a better princess!
Anonymous No.42778373 [Report]
>>42778334
She doesn't know what that means
Anonymous No.42778713 [Report]
>>42778027 (OP)
Of course I love Best Princess
Anonymous No.42779096 [Report]
>>42778027 (OP)
yes
Anonymous No.42780138 [Report]
>>42778072
>Celestia goes to Ponyville and meets the Cakes
>A season later they have kids
>The kids are a unicorn and a pegasus
You just know