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Anonymous 11/9/2025, 6:37:16 PM No.42784215 [Report] >>42784235 >>42784264 >>42784273 >>42784350 >>42784480
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>Mister Anonymous do you th-think I could have one of your Thanksgiving Turkeys? You already have 4 of them in your cart and I’m so hungry. Please? For the love of mercy, can you find it in your heart?
Anonymous 11/9/2025, 6:38:48 PM No.42784221 [Report]
Why doesn't OP just share some of the cocks he's eating?
Anonymous 11/9/2025, 6:41:50 PM No.42784235 [Report]
>>42784215 (OP)
Why are you relying on the charity of complete strangers instead of your family or friends? Are you so insufferable that none of them would lift a hoof to help you?
Anonymous 11/9/2025, 6:48:36 PM No.42784264 [Report]
>>42784215 (OP)
"Pff, of course no! Do you really think I would share my precious turkey with a single, scrappy, homeless mare?? BRING YOUR WHOLE FAMILY AND WE'LL TALK!!The gall of some mares, seriously..."
Anonymous 11/9/2025, 6:50:06 PM No.42784273 [Report] >>42784303
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>>42784215 (OP)
>pony
>eating meat
eeeehh
Anonymous 11/9/2025, 6:57:57 PM No.42784303 [Report] >>42784309
>>42784273
You’ve never spent time around equines have you?
Anonymous 11/9/2025, 7:00:05 PM No.42784309 [Report] >>42784406
>>42784303
dumn animals that doesn't know what it can / cannot eat =/= intelligent ponies
Anonymous 11/9/2025, 7:09:14 PM No.42784350 [Report] >>42784369
>>42784215 (OP)
If it were a stallion I wouldn't give him anything, but since this is a mare, I will give her three of my four turkeys
Anonymous 11/9/2025, 7:11:48 PM No.42784359 [Report]
Foalmaking SEX with SOOTY SWEEPS.
Total Sooty Sweeps Love.
Anonymous 11/9/2025, 7:13:49 PM No.42784369 [Report] >>42784378
>>42784350
Did you just hear that? It was the sound of your ticket going poof
Anonymous 11/9/2025, 7:16:50 PM No.42784378 [Report]
>>42784369
No, it was yours.
Anonymous 11/9/2025, 7:19:07 PM No.42784391 [Report]
ha ha! r/4chan was right, this place is hilarious!
I can't wait to be in a zoomed words screen cap
Anonymous 11/9/2025, 7:21:31 PM No.42784406 [Report]
>>42784309
Horses are smarter than Derpy though.
Anonymous 11/9/2025, 7:40:50 PM No.42784480 [Report]
>>42784215 (OP)
>fine but can you at least wipe that dirt on your face?
>>t-that is part of my coat.
>oh...