Thread 42787928

>Good morning, Anon.
>Thanks for letting me spend the night over

>>42787928 (OP)
You're welcome. Now let's go burn some juice.

Would you say you were just dropping by?

>>42787928 (OP)
You aren't the filly I kidnapped last night

>>42787928 (OP)
>Snatches the teddy bear out of her hand
>"You can sleep downstairs on the couch, goodnight!"

>>42787928 (OP)
Anyone have the edits that were made for this image?

>waking up in the morning is always such a tedious thing
>hardest part of the morning is getting up really
>well, second hardest thing, first being anon jr.
>last night you decided to attend one of pinkies parties
>quite a fun night if I do say so myself
>got drunk, hung out with friends, played some cards against equinity
>due to your alcoholic tendencies however, you need to shut off that fucking alarm clocking beeping in your ear before your brain commits sudoku
>reaching up half assedly, you press snooze
>sweet sweet silence
>"good morning Mr. anon"
>wat
>you crack an eye to look where the voice eminated from
>in your doorway in a nightie is rarities sister, sweetie belle
>why the fuck was she in your house?
"Why the fuck are you in my house?"
>she giggles and says "well you took me here last night silly"
>wat
"What? Why did I take you here?
>god your head hurt, fucking Applejack Daniels
>"Mr. Anon, your telling me you don't remember past night?"
"I remember having a good night, details not so much."
>seriously, why the hell was she here?

>>42788914
Please continue this. I'd like to see where it goes.

>>42789166
It's an old green I was trying to see if anyone had the pastebin link but it looks like it was never archived. I guess I'll just post the rest here for posterity's sake

>>42788914
>"wait, you seriously don't remember what happened last night? What happened between us?"
"What happened between us? What do you mean?"
>she gives a small giggle and says "you want to hear the whole story about last night?"
"Sure"
>I sat up in bed and my head instantly told me alcohol was bad
"Can I get some aspirin first?"
>"already got it for ya"
>looking at your night stand you see a glass of water with two pills of aspirin
>next to a ripped open package for a condom
>oh shit
>oh fuck
>did we bang? She's just a freshman and I'm a fucking senior! Does this make me pedophile? Oh fuck fuck fucking bullshit.
>calm down, have her explain and take your fucking aspirin
"So uh, yeah go ahead and tell me what h-happened
>"well, rarity was going to pinkies party and I wanted to go and after begged her tons and tons and tons she finally said yes"
>sweet sweet aspirin
>"so I showed up with rarity and she went off to go hang with her friends and I found scoots there"
"No applebloom?"
>"No, applejack didn't let her go"
>"so, me and scootaloo hung out together until alcohol was brought out"
>sweet sweet alcohol.
>"I didn't want any but scootaloo wanted to try some and passed out after like, 9 drinks of some orange stuff"
>9 shots of alcohol? Chicken.
"And then you met me I assume?"
>"Kinda, you had a cup and spilled it on me"
>smooth, fuckin smooth
"Sorry about that."
>" Oh its fine! After all, I got to meet such a nice guy!"
>I don't like where this is going
"And then what?"
>"well, you apologized and said that you were gonna get going because you had too much to drink and offered to clean my clothes at your place"
>well that was nice of me
"So what happened when we got here?
>living down the block from pinkie means I didn't have to drive to go party. Quite nice.
>"you're telling me you don't remember what happened after you brought me to your place?"

WHY DO YOU HAVE HORSE EARS?

>>42789267
>"So, we walked to your house from pinkies which wasn't far but you were stumbling all over the place, it was really funny."
>smooth anon, fuckin smooth
>"we got to your house and after dropping your keys 3 times we finally got in. You told me no one was home because your parents were on vacation and sister was off at college."
"Yeah. My parents hardly seem to be around and my sister left for college last year."
>"yeah, I only really have rarity because my parents are always off doing "important things.""
>she said the last part with a frown and air quotes
>"so, you went to your sisters room grabbed this and said to wash my clothes in your washer and dryer.
>good guy anon, fuck yeah.
"So, where'd you sleep sweetie belle?"
>"Silly. I slept in your bed with you!
>fuck. Bad pedophile anon fuck no.
"W-why'd you spend the night here?"
>"it was 3 in the morning and rarity went home with some normal looking guy as usual. She's a good sister. Just dates alot of guys..."
>was that jealousy in her voice?
"So you just crawled in bed and we both passed out right?"
>she giggles "not exactly Mr.Anon"
>fuck.

>>42789286
"So, what happened then"
>she began blushing before answering "well I got dressed and layed down on your bed while you said you were gonna go pray when you actually just went to throw up.
>fucking smooth. Why the shit did I say I was gonna go pray?
"Sorry about that. Guess I really did have too much.
>considering I couldn't remember if I used sweetie for sexual or not.
>"well, after you got done, you brushed your teeth and came out of the bathroom in nothing but your boxers"
>could've dressed more modestly considering she's only 15. Dammit anon.
>"Then you looked at me kinda weirdly and I asked you what we were gonna do on the bed anon?"
"And uh, how did I respond?"
>she paused and did that cute fucking giggle again and said "You're so f-ing beautiful, how did I manage to get such a girl in my bed"
>what. The. Fuck.
"W-what? That doesn't sound like me!
>"it's what you said Mr.Anon."
> fucking stupid alcohol
>"And then you decided to belly flop onto your bed and kinda just look at me through half open eyes and said..."
"What did I say?"

>>42789288
>"you asked me if I've ever been with a guy before."
"And your answer was?"
>"I responded with no of course, no guys interested me. Well, not until last night."
"So uh, what happened exactly?"
>you need the details if you weren't going to get arrested or shot by rarity. Or both.
>she Began to blush and said "you asked if I wanted to be."
>okay, you had memories coming back to you now that hangover was fading.
"And you responded asking me what I meant. Which I responded with kissing you."
>"y-yeah. Hey! You remembered that!"
"Yeah, guess I just had to have my hangover clear a little bit."
>"You know anon, that was my first kiss. I wasn't expecting it at all."
> You realized that you could remember what happened after you went to go "pray".
"So sweetie, I'm gonna see what I remember and you full in the blanks. That work for you?"
>"Sure Mr. Anon."
"Just call me Anon."
> You scrunched your face trying to make out more details while your head fought with you on still alerting you that alcohol bad.
"So after the kiss I remember staring into your eyes and you staring back. And slowly, we kissed some more. And then some more."
>"Was I a good kisser Anon?"
> how the hell do you answer that one correctly?
"Uh, yeah sweetie you were good."
> unsatisfied with your answer she walked over to where you sat up in your bed and gave you a very deep kiss
>her tongue wrestled with yours and your saliva mixed before she pulled away with a thin strand was between lips.
"Oh my god, where did you learn to kiss like that?"
> with a smile she responded with a simple "you did silly"
"Oh, I did? Still hazy for me..."

>>42789292
"So after kissing I remember we began getting a bit more... in depth?"
>is that really the best you could come up with Anon?
>you try better stupid brain
>"you could say that. Considering you began to use your hands on me. I've never done anything like that anon."
>You distinctly recall trying to feel up her boobs, but considering her chest was small and petite you moved to grabbing dat ass. Huzzah for yoga with rararara.
>"you grabbed my butt Anon. Alot. Can't say I honestly didn't like it though. It felt nice.
"I was drunk. I'm sorry sweetie for doing the things I did."
>maybe she'll forget about it and not tell her friends? Only one Anon can hope.
>"Oh no Anon, I'm glad last night happened. Although I still do hurt down there."
>well fuck. She actually liked it. Maybe you can get a relationship out of this? Have a real waifu in real life? Best case scenario. Worst is jail.
>"I remember you feeling every inch of me anon. You grabbed and groped everywhere. I've never been touched like that in my life."
"I'm glad you're not mad at me sweetie, but you have to understand I was drunk."
>tears began to well up in her eyes and she asked "is that the only reason why you did it because you were drunk? You don't actually like me?"
> Smooth Anon good going making her cry.
"It's not like that sweetie. You're a pretty girl.
>"prove it wasn't just because you were drunk. Let's do it again Anon."
>WAT
"What?!"
>"you heard me anon, let's do what we did last night right now. Prove to me that it wasn't just the alcohol."
> stall, this can't happen again.
>but she is pretty cute...
>shutup Anon Jr. You're still drunk.
>we already did it once! What's the harm in doing it again brain?
>we need to know what happened before we make any more assumptions about if we actually put dick in vagoo. Got that Anon Jr.?
>fine brain.
>sometimes having your dick and brain talk to eachother is weird.
"Wait sweetie, before we do that, uh I need to hear the rest of what happened last night!

>>42789293
>"After we got done kissing and you stopped feeling all over me you told me to take off the nightie and my underwear."
"And I remember taking off my boxers too."
>"mhm, we were both naked. It was my first time being naked in front of anyone besides rarity. It felt weird at first, but I went through sex ed so I kinda had an idea what was going to happen next."
> Wait, why was she naked for rarity
>not the time Anon Jr.
"And what happened next?"
> "Well, then you laid me back down on the bed and began kissing from my neck all the way down to my thighs and back up to my... umm... kitty."
>Anon Jr. Seems to have awoken from his slumber.
>"You began to pick me down there which felt so good. I didn't know something like that could even feel like that!"
>she's so innocent it's fucking adorable.
>shut up Anon Jr. Let her finish the story.
>"you kept liking and stuff until I felt a really good feeling in both my head and down there at the same time I couldn't help but scream."
"Oh, um that's an oragsm sweetie.
>"I know that now Anon! Anyway, I remember feeling super tired afterword until you brought 'Anon Jr.' In front of my face.
>please tell me you didn't call it anon jr.
"Did I actually called it Anon Jr.?"
>you just blurted that out in curiosity you idiot.
>"yup, I thought it was funny. You told me it was my turn to make you feel good. So I tried my best."
>"I first tried picking it like you did, but you didn't seem all that interested and helped me by telling me to suck on it and what to do."
>instructing a freshman how to blow you. Nice one Anon!
"And uh, what happened?"
>"well, after I sucked and liked on it for awhile you kinda took control and put me down on it faster and lower. You were kinda being rough with me. I liked it."
>wat
"After this for awhile you stopped and told me to keep going. So I did until you let out a yell and a bunch of orgasm juices came out of your thing into my mouth and on my face."

>>42789296
>aw cute, she called them orgasm juices
>how is that cute
>magic mother fucker
"Wow, not sparing any details are you?"
>"Anon, you're the one who wanted me to tell you everything." Want me to continue? Or should we go again now?"
"Uh, c-continue please."
> Well, after I cleaned myself a little bit you pushed me back on the bed and gave me a look and asked if I was ready. I just nodded and you began to push yourself into me.
>why can't you remember this feeling? You want to remember this feeling!
>shutup Anon Jr.
>"it hurt so bad in the beginning I began to cry so you stopped and made sure I was okay. I asked you to continue and you slowly pushed all the way into me."
>confirmed for pedophile.
>shutup brain not right now.
"So, were you okay?"
>"Eventually the pain went away and it felt fine. Good even. You then decided to push faster and a little harder."
"So I made sure that you were okay? Thank god."
> "Yeah, you were really nice and gentle. Anyways, you continued like this until you told me to turn around. So I got on my hands and knees on your bed and you began to go faster and faster. It felt really amazing. I even orgasmed twice."
>Fuck yeah anon, you made her cum twice.
>shutup Anon Jr. I want to hear the end.
>"You thrust faster and faster until finally you orgasmed all into me."
"Wait, I put on a condom though. The wrapper is right over there!"
>"you took it out and put it on but it fell off when you turned me around I think. It felt really really good.
"And then we both passed out or something"
>"Kinda. We both got dressed and got into bed together and you held me until we both fell asleep. I woke up like 5 minutes before you did and got some orange juice."
"So I didn't hurt you or anything? You're fine?"
>"I'm fine anon. Now that the story is done, why don't we do it again?" She said as she slipped out of her nightie.

Is that it?

>15
That's adult as far as the majority of human history and biology are concerned.

>>42789301
>That green is now 10 years old
FEEL OLD YET?? SWEETIE BELLE HAS LONG GRADUATED BY NOW!

>>42789763
true.

>>42789301
>story ends before we get to fuck her again
Sad
Also 15 year old girls know what sex is, they don't talk like that lmao
And even if you did find one that was somehow that innocent, there is NO WAY she would let you hit it on night one
Honestly, it's like the author has never even tried to have sex with a teenage girl before

>>42790147
Anon.. you got some history or what...?

>>42789763
this

>>42790147
>Also 15 year old girls know what sex is, they don't talk like that
Trvke, I remember one time in middle school our teacher didn't show up and for some reason everyone just huddled together into a corner of the classroom and began watching porn using the school wifi. Wild times.

>>42790761
I'm glad I never got exposed to that in school. I think it would be really nice to play with my little ponies with sweebums (human), that would fix me

Swibbles is a sophisticated cunny

>>42791396
You truly need to have at least an IQ of 115 to cunny her, but most people are not ready to have that conversation.

Sweetie Belle is a slut.

>>42789301
I found more
>well, you did already do it once last night and she did seem to like it. Fuck it. Gonna wreck the candy vag.
"Well sweetie, if you want it that badly...
>you reveal a hard as diamond Anon Jr. Standing proudly out from your Boxers
"Come and get it."
> "Y-you really mean it anon?" She squeed before giving you a big kiss.
"Of course sweetie, wanna get right to it?
>"Of course!" She said as she quickly moved to your dick and began liking up and down the shaft
>holy fuck this is great
>"How am I doing Anon?" She said in between licks
"You're doing great, just start sucking."
> She took your advice and began sucking on your head before slowly bobbing up and down only reaching about mid shaft coming back up to give little licks to your shaft
"Oh my god sweetie belle, that feels amazing. Just keep doing what you're doing."
> She continues for a few minutes before releasing and simply says "your turn" as she gets on the bed spreading her legs.
>that is one invite you will take any time of the fucking year.
>you eagerly get on the bed and begin with slow licks of her entire slit
>she let out cute little moans and began panting for more
>you happily obliged and began with fast licks and even exploring and prodding her entrance with your tongue. She tasted like her name implied sweet.
>her moans and pants began becoming louder and heavier signaling she was about to cum.
>you decide to take it into high gear and began licking as fast and as deep and you could while sliding a finger in and out until she cums with a loud scream.
>you move up to her with your mouth still wet with her juices and give her a deep kiss.
>she gives a satisfied sigh "fuck yeah"
>Anon Jr. Has waited long enough. Must penetrate now.
"Are you ready?"
>"please, don't hold back"
>She just lost her virginity last night and wants it this bad?
>must be genetic
>No, Sweetie Belle is no whore like rarity.

>>42791878
>you push into her and get to your hilt easily with how slick she is from your mad tongue skills
>you start off a little slow to make sure she's okay but ease into a nice pace
>after going in missionary for awhile but because you don't want to procreate, you switch and try to have sex with you and her both on your sides.
>you get an okay momentum going but can't quite thrust deep enough.
"You okay?"
>"I'm perfect. I wanna try somethjng. Can I be on top?"
>you lay on your back and she gets on top and slides you right into her
>shes so fucking tight it's amazing. She goes all the way down and let's out a satisfied gasp.
>"I love you" She says quietly.
"W-what?"
>With more confidence this time, she says it louder "I said I love you Anon. I don't want to be apart from you."
>I mean, this is probably spur of the moment teenage hormone mix and shit but I couldn't just leave her hanging.
"I love you too Sweetie."
>Tears fell from her eyes as she continued to slowly ride you.
"Hey, are you okay?"
>I'm just so happy. It may sound weird *sigh* but I'm glad you spilled your drink on me."
>You sit up and kiss her
"That doesn't sound weird at all Sweetie"
> You turn her on her side and lay her leg on her shoulder and begin thrusting as deep as you can
>she's giving excited moans and repeating your name.
>she can't get enough of you
>and you can't get enough of her
>"this is starting to hurt my leg, can I lay on my stomach?"
"Yeah, of course."
>she lays on her stomach and arches her back looking at you
>thatfuckingass.jpg
>you slide into her again and give her a slap on the ass
>"OW! Why'd you do that?"
"Oh, uh I thought you'd like it?"
>"It hurt..."
>you give her a kiss
"Sorry. No more spanking."
>You continue your thrusting and get into a faster pace as you feel yourself close
"I'm gonna cum soon."
>You're gonna what?"
>Oh, right. New to sex and all that.
"I'm gonna orgasm."
> "ohhh, you gonna do it inside me again?"

>>42791886
>as appealing as that sounds, you can't. Even doing it last night was stupid.
"No, I'm gonna do it on your ass."
>You focus on trying to go as long as possible
>you're going faster and going as deep as you can
>Anon Jr. Is ready to happily release his load
>you give on last thrust as hard as you can before pulling out and letting out several spurts of your semen on her cheeks
>as you let out your final drops onto her you give a very satisfied sigh
"Well, how was it?"
"Amazing! I love you Anon."
>There's that L word again. Can you really say that you love her?
>right now you can.
"I love you too Sweetie. I'm gonna go get a towel for you to clean up."
>"okay, don't keep me waiting Anon!"
>you walk into your bathroom and reflect on what just happened
>you had sex with a freshman and it was awesome.
>Shutup, that's bad.
>how? It's only like a 3 year age difference. You knew some couples who were 5 or 6 year differences.
>yeah, I guess that makes sense... but it's against the law?
>it's only against the law if you get caught.
>stop thinking like a criminal
>you grab a white towel and leave your bathroom.
>before giving her the towel you take a moment to look at her
>she had a nice firm butt, a absolutely cute face, slender body, and petite boobs.
>not bad
>but what is bad is what happened last night.
>you came inside her
>"Anon, you okay?"
"Yeah, just kinda reflecting on what happened."
>"did you not like it?"
"I loved it. But other people will think what we did was wrong."
>"Then I'll keep it a secret. As long as I get to stay with you."
>She latched onto you quickly. Oh well. I am her first.
>she rubbed her butt till it was clean of all the semen. Well almost all of it. The last bit she dabbed in her finger for a taste.
"I thought you didn't like the taste"
>"Just wanted to try it again. It's kinda sweet this time"

>>42791893
>while worrying about possibly her being pregnant, you recalled your sisters old day after pill meant for such an occasion
"Hey sweetie, I need you to take a pill to make sure you don't get pregnant okay?"
>"Sure Anon, can you bring me another glass of oj to go with it?"
>She's adorable.
"Will do.
>you kiss her forehead and go into your sisters bathroom and grab the pill and pour a glass of orange juice along with it.
>you come back in to see her putting on her underwear and her now clean clothes from last night
>you give her the pill and oj "Thanks Anon" and she gulps the pill down with the orange juice.
"Thanks Sweetie."
>You wondered where to go from here
>hey Anon, I understand that it would be weird for people to see us as a couple but could we still be together? Even if in just secret?
"I-i don't know Sweetie, what I'd someone finds out?"
>"They wont! And if they do I'll just tell them I love you! I don't want to lose you. Not after last night. Not after... just now."
>She was really cute. And she only lives a few houses down. It wouldn't be the hardest thing to conceal.
>could you do such a thing?
>Yes. You could.
"Alright Sweetie. We can be together. But other people can't know. Not even Rarity."
>Especially not rarity
>"Okay Anon, I won't tell anyone if it means I can be with you. I'm so glad I met you
>she gives you a hug and you kiss her on the forehead
>You wonder how long you could keep it up for.
>Did you really have feelings for her or was it just temporary?
>you hoped you actually had feelings for her. You wanted to have feelings for her
"I love you Sweetie"
>"I love you too Anon.

>>42791896
That's the end tho. I can't find anymore, nor can I find a paste

>>42791896
that was a good read. cute and spicy :P

>>42791896
Found a bit more
>you decide it best that you should probably take sweetie home before rarity rageshits her panties over the disappearance of her sister.
"Alright sweetie, I think it would be best if I took you home now."
>"Aw, really? It's only 11 o clock!"
"I bet your sister is pretty worried about where you are right now. She didn't even see you leave last night."
>"the only reason why she even brought me was because she was tired of hearing me whine that she never takes me with her anywhere anymore. And she ditched me as soon as we got to the party!"
> Rarity slowly creeping higher and higher on the list of people you dislike
"Well, even so I have to get you home. It's not like you can live with me. Secret about me and you remember?"
>"Yeah, I guess you're right."
>you kiss her forehead before getting dressed in your normal suit and tie.
>you do notice while she got dressed that she does indeed have quite the nice tight butt
>doggy style next time. For sure.
"All ready to go?"
> "Yup. Let's go."
>You walk out of your house and get into your car. She only lives a few blocks away, but you'd rather drive
>"soo, you had a good time anon?" She asked with a big smile on her face trying to will you into saying yes no matter what."
"Of course sweetie, it was amazing."
>"So um, would you mind hanging out with me at school and stuff too?"
"I would love to sweetie, but I cant. People would get ideas and we need to keep this a secret."
>she looked quite saddened by this bit of news
"But, if you want to hang out after school or whatever I guess we could make that work."
>she instantly perked up "Thanks anon!"
>you stopped in front of her house and it looked like rarity was home.
>you looked around to make sure no one was looking
>nope, nobody
>you give her a quick kiss on the cheek
>"Aw, thanks anon" She hugs you and gets out of the car
"I'll see you around"
>"Of course" She waves as you drive off
>now what to do with the rest of your day before school tomorrow...

>>42792853
>you decided to just relax for the rest of the day playing a little vidya and browsing horsechan until the next morning
>you wake to the pleasant greeting of your alarm clock yelling your ear that school starts in an hour
>you go through your normal morning routine of getting ready for school including shower,breakfast,and getting dressed
>you leave your house for good ol equestria high
>senior year really does seem to be the best in high school
>you arrive at school and approach your little group of friends and give a greeting to Norman normally
>suddenly a wild rarity has appeared
>accompanied by an applejack and pinkie pie
>R:Oh, anon darling how are you this morning
"Hey rarity I'm go-"
>Just then pinkie pie fucking tackles you
>PP:Nonny! You actually came to my party a little bit on Saturday! Did you like it? Huh? Huh? Huh?!"
>Fucking pinkie pie
"I enjoyed the party and just because I don't come to every party you throw every week doesn't mean I don't like them."
>AJ:Now pinkie, get off of him, we're in school for Celestia's sake.
>The pink party person decides to quit crushing your sternum thankfully
>Rarity suprisingly, extends her hand to help you up
"Thanks Rarity."
>R:"No problem darling. So as I was saying, how was your weekend?"
"Pretty good, just played video games and chilled"
>And banged your sister.
>twice
>and am in a secret relationship with her
>all of this you decided best to not say
"What did you all do?"
>Rarity gave a small blush before saying "Oh I simply made two new dresses and hung out with the girls at pinkies party on Saturday"
>PP:I bought more party supplies, partied, and had an after party!"
>AJ:"Just did chores around the farm and went to pinkies party."
"That all sounds fun."
>You see the rest of The Girls group come over and wave the 3 of them over
>"R:Oh, looks like sunset needs us, good by Anon~"
"Yeah, see you around."
>Rarity gives you a quick hug before walking over to sunset shimmy

>>42792854
>you have five minutes until the bell rings to go to class
>Dare you risk giving sweetie a quick hi?
>meh, fuck it
>you go to the library where her, scoots, and little appul are on youvideo
>you decide to just give a quick hello
"Hey sweetie, hey scootaloo, hey AB."
>SB:"Oh hey anon!"
>She hops off her chair and gives you a big hug which you return
>AB:"Hey anon, what's up?"
"Was just thinking about getting a book before class started"
>S:"Woah anon, you actually read stuff?"
>She's learned from blue fast cunt well.
"Yeah, I had a sibling to help me learn how growing up"
>SB:"Well that's cool anon, we were just looking up some stuff that would be cool to do after school!"
S:"Yeah, I'm gonna totally be a pilot. No, a BMX rider! Or maybe a BMX rider on a plane!"
"Yeah scootaloo, you do that"
>AB:"me and sweetie don't really know what we wanna do and scootaloo keeps changing her mind. What are you gonna do anon?"
"I like to think I can do anything that interests me. Gonna go to college and get a nice profession that pays good."
>SB:"I was just recently thinking about what it would be like to be a mom. How's that sound Anon?"
>What the fuck sweetie.
"U-um that sounds nice sweetie. But you should Definantly wait until after high school for that. And make sure you meet the right person."
> S:"That sounds lame. Why not do something totally awesome? Also, you don't need a guy to have a good life sweetie"
>fucking dyke
>just then the first bell rings
"Looks like it's time to go to class. See you around sweetie belle!"
>SB"Bye anon!"
AB&S:See you later anon!"
>You make your way over to English which was nothing special. You sat down in your normal seat ready to pretend read the book that has been assigned recently.
>you notice on the wall a flier talking about the spring fling which was going to be in two weeks.
>you weren't planning on going on account of it being a school dance
>who would you even go with?

>>42792862
>you get a tap on the shoulder from behind you
>it's appul horse
>"Hey anon, are ya'll actually readin' or just pretendin to read?"
>Why the hell does she care
"I'm not really reading. What's up?"
>"Well ah got a question to ask ya"
"Go ahead and shoot."
>"Well ah, ya goin to the spring fling dance with anybody special?"
"Nope, wasn't even planning on going actually. Why do you ask?"
>"well its because a friend of mine wants to take ya to it. She likes ya n all that."
"Who?"
> "Ah can't tell ya right now, she wanted to have me wait and see what you're into and the like"
"Seriously?"
>"Ya'll callin me a liar?"
"Of course not AJ you're the most honest person I know."
>I wonder who it could be? I mean, I can't say yes considering me and sweetie belle are together, but I'll play along and find out who it is. Just cuz I'm curious.
>"Glad ta hear that Anon, so tell me a little about yourself. Not many people know a lot about ya"
"Well, I'm just a normal guy living a normal high school life. Not a ton to tell you"
>"Aw, come on anon there's gotta be somethin special about ya. What makes ya interesting? Or different?"
"As I said, pretty boring. Just normally play video games, hang out with a few friends and go to pinkies parties every once in awhile. So who's interested in me?"
>"Ah just said I can't tell ya anon. All ah can tell ya is that she's interested in ya and she's pretty."
"Well I can't exactly make a choice if I don't know who it is, now can i?"
>Damn Applejack and her loyalty to her friends.
>She grunted "Ah'll talk to her and see if she wants to meet up with ya or somethin. Just be patient anon."
"Alright, whatever Applejack."
>Just as you finished not reading your book the bell rang to begin passing between classes.
>off to physics we go!
>the teacher was fucking psychotic but cool as fuck. Might of had a thing with the principal at one point.
>one time he shot a fucking potato gun at the wall to show kinetic force and put a hole in the wall.

>>42792865
>you enter your physics class and instantly the smell of something dying hits you right in the nostrils
>your physics teacher also taught chemistry in which he had beforehand and something obviously went wrong.
>or in his sense something went horribly right
>Dr.D: "Now class I know what you may be wondering what that absolute grotesque stench might be but do not worry, it is simply a little experiment I was doing with some chemicals left over from a lab"
>You saw splattered against the testing tank some green smoozy liquid that seemed to almost move as if it had a mind of its own.
"Doing odd experiments in chemistry right before we learn about how much thermal energy is needed to melt reinforced steel beams. Fun times Dr.D."
>Dr.D:"Ah, anon, my favorite student. Do tell me what you think of what I created today. It seems attracted to the jewels miss Rarity is wearing!"
R:"Keep that abomination away from me and let's just get on with the lesson please! Oh, hello anon"
>Dr.D:"Ah yes. Might as well get started with the lesson I shall teach you children on such a fine day."
>it was raining outside.
>Dr.D was always weird, but you liked hjm.
"Hey rarity, how was first period?"
>R:"As good as art can be expected. Painted a wonderful design I had for a dress in mind"
>jeez, it's like all she had on her mind was her looks and fashion.
>you couldn't complain about her looks though.
>Nice curved body with a good bust and hips.
>Rarity had a older body of her sister
>you just wondered what she looked like outside of those clothes
>Dr.D:"Class, who can tell me what would happen if air resistance didn't exist?"
>Gilda the class bitch decides to say "Who cares? It exists and that's all we need to focus on"
>Dr.D:" Well miss gilda, I'm just talking hypothetically and trying to exercise those young sponges you have called brains by provoking a small amount of thought. It seems your sponge is all wrung out I suppose."
>sick burn Dr.D.

>>42792869
>Amethyst Glimmer answers with "Well, wouldn't things fly much farther and go faster?"
>Dr.D:"Correct miss glimmer, have some cotton candy."
>He throws a small bag of pink fluffy cotton candy towards her and she catches it with a bizarre look "t-thanks Dr."
>Dr.D:"So that's our lesson today class, we will be learning about objects moving through the air and the effect that air resistance has upon them. Turn to page 255 in your texbooks"
>Fuuuu, you hated all the math and shit in physics. Good thing you had a smart pretty girl who sat right next to you to help.
>you began to read the bland text of the book and lay your head down to read, you read better that way you tried telling yourself
>really you just used the book as a pillow to sleep
>you slowly begin to fall asleep while half looking at the text until a kiwi hits you in the head.
>why the shit a kiwi?
>Dr.D:"Anon, please read with your head up. It gets the blood flowing."
"Yes Doctor."
>R:"Anon darling, you're never going to understand the material if you don't read and study it."
"Yeah, Dr.D may be cool but he expects us to teach each other more than he teaches us."
>Dr.D:"That's because anon, you learn more from your peers than you ever would from I!"
"Sure Dr. I believe you"
>No you didn't
>Dr.D:" After you're done reading, the problems assigned for tonight's homework is problems 1,6,3,9,7, and 12. Make sure you show your work."
>well shit, this hardly made any sense to you.
>you kept asking rarity for help
>she helped best she could, but you still only half understood it.
>R:"Anon, you're only half done and class is almost over. Do you want more help? Maybe come over to my place for some extra help after school?"
>You'd totally be up for that. You'd get to see sweetie and actually learn something about physics.
"Sure rarity, that sounds good to me."
>R:"YES! I mean, I'll see you at 4 darling. Make sure to bring the work you have and what work you have done."

>>42789271
Mutation.

>>42793318
Nice

>>42792874
The end?

>>42794308
Afraid so. There was nothing more I could find

>>42794950
F