Thread 42788277

Old Derpy looks so wrong I hate it so much.

Right, because autosts aren't supposed to live past 40.

>>42788277 (OP)
OP sucks a fat cock

>>42788277 (OP)
LittleshyFiM is that you? Give me your plushies now. I’m robbing you.

Right, because autists aren't supposed to live past 40.

>>42788277 (OP)
You know what I hate? Irl women.

>>42788277 (OP)
I fucking love my wife. Old or nay (neigh).

>>42788311
Saved for future use, Basedking.

>>42788311
Hating women isn't sexism

>>42788323
Actually it’s Misogyny, which is a form of Sexism.

>>42788328
It's not misogyny either.

>>42788333
If it’s not Misogyny, then what is the word for someone who hates women?

>>42788337
Nigger

>>42788342
Okay you American racist white supremacist and Trump supporter.

>>42788337
>then what is the word for someone who hates women?
Wise

>>42788342
>calling a random anon a nigger

>>42788358
Okay I see what’s going on here. Trying to ragebait me? Yeah nice try buddy.

>>42788337
Anon

>>42788364
There's only two types of "people" that would think hating women is ragebait. Women and simps. Which one are you?

>>42788277 (OP)
I love Derpy so much.

>>42788390
Women cannot be simps. Simping implies a romantic or sexual desire.
Women do not have desires or emotions. They cannot feel love. They are just soulless creatures who only exist to corrupt and destroy.

>>42788391
Would you be the dad who stepped up for her little Dinky?

>>42788417
I love my wife and daughter.

>>42788277 (OP)
Shut the hell up fag she still is a queen and you don't deserve he at any age.

>>42788436
OK, based. I can't make fun of you for that.

>>42788438
>(OP) sees a happy and content derpy.
>Calls her ugly.
I agree, he doesn’t deserve Derpy at all.

>>42788277 (OP)
You are beginning to see the light, keep following the trail.

>>42788439
Based on… what?

>>42788489
Their love.

>>42788414
Based Denialfag

>>42788443
I think it’s because he doesn’t like the wrinkles under her eyes.

>>42788414
>Women cannot be simps.

Anon you’d be surprised on how many women simp on men.

>>42788510
So stupid. Wrinkles under eyes makes the mare look… Experienced.

>>42788513
It's not simping. It's manipulation.

>>42788492
You know it.

>>42788522
Okay fuck youuuuuuuuuuuu extreme woman hater.

>>42788436
>raising another stallion's daughter
cuck

>>42788539
>believing that anypony deserves to be alone
Ticket revoked, I'm afraid.

>>42788545
They're not alone, they have eachother are you blind, can you count nigger?

>>42788552
Sorry let me correct my language.
>thinking that a mare is a good that can be used up by having a foal
>thinking ponies are just like humans
Alas, your ticket has been revoked.

>>42788539
For the fox saw the grapes he could not reach, and proclaimed them sour.

>>42788545
>>believing that anypony deserves to be alone
Name one thing truly wrong with this line of thinking.

>>42788585
Not Equestrian values, simple as.

>>42788539
Teachers do this for a living. There's nothing wrong with it.

>>42788587
>Not Equestrian values
Wrong.

>>42788592
Prove it.

>>42788597
Everything I say is correct, ergo thinking ponies deserve to be alone is perfectly aligned with Equestrian values.

>>42788608
>Everything I say is correct
Unfortunately, that's also against Equestrian values and your ticket is revoked.

>>42788592
Quibble Pants

>>42788617
Exactly.

>>42788615
My ticket is intact actually.
>>42788617
He was beheaded offscreen.

>>42788623
>My ticket is intact actually.
Well yeah, it's intact but it's been revoked. They don't rip it up, silly.

>>42788623
Mr Cake

>>42788629
If they'd known what would happen to the internet in just a few years they would've never made that gag. God, the past is a different world. There was a time when an infidelity joke wouldn't cause people to scream and shit themselves.

This thread has been degraded into nonsense. Let’s go back to Best Pone.

>>42788277 (OP)
I was actually thinking about an AiE scenario where Anon-with-meta-knowledge arrives at Creaturequestria of The Last Problem and looks for Derpy in hopes she still has her snowpity / isn't pozzed like the M6
not sure how to develop this into a proper green though

>>42788628
I simply unrevoke it.
>>42788629
Beheaded offscreen.

>>42788638
Id Love her none the less. Would help her run her bakery.

>>42788638
Make them fuck. Works every time and people will actually read it.

>>42788638
Equestria already sounds awful to live in, the doomed timeline is just rubbing salt in the wound.

>>42788342
true

>>42788647
>>42788646
alright, I'll see what I can do
will post in AiE when I finish something worth posting

>>42788342
honestly you're right. I can't think of a single nog I've encountered who wasn't hyper misogynistic

>>42788666
you might think it's misogyny but it's just that niggers are violent to absolutely anything

>>42788666
you might think it's misogyny but it's just that niggers are violent to absolutely anything

>>42788679
>unironic racism

>>42788277 (OP)
The post-office is gonna fire her 1 week before retirement to avoid paying her a pension.

>>42788563
Used goods is universal, my ticket stays intact.
Sorry not sorry

>>42788718
I hate to break it to you, but no mares are saving themselves for you.

>>42788720
Direct your low t energy at someone else

>>42788731
At your waifu I will, young padawan ;)

>>42788716
They wouldn’t dare. Derpy dont play around, she stands on business.

>>42788716
anypony with a brain knows that she'll go postal if they dare to do this
Derpy will continue doing her mailmare duties without realizing that she's been fired

What do Derpy, Starlight Glimmer and Pinkie Pie have in common?
None of them have any snowpity.

>>42788800
Their fags are also obnoxious and dumb as rocks

>>42788284
Why? Don't you have a mom?

>>42788818
Are you seriously asking me why I hate evil creatures?

>>42788826
My mom and sisters are women and they aren't evil creatures.

>>42788842
>My mom and sisters are evil creatures but they aren't evil creatures
?

>>42788277 (OP)
Hey didn’t Derpy had eye surgery? Why is she derp at all

>>42788864
Nah, that was a flashback. She never had surgery in the running of the show to cure something that doesn’t need to be cured.

>>42788637
i love my silly wife so much

>>42788985
Same. (Also whats being depicted here?)

>>42788277 (OP)
>Derpy Hooves
>Ditzy Doo
>Muffins
>Bubbles
can someone post the complete list of her names?

>>42788996
i don't have the source but i think its derpy hugging anon while he is playing vidya, the booru tag that got my attention was the yandere one... wich was odd since i dont remember seeing anything yandereish

>>42788656
>Equestria already sounds awful to live in
Why, seems like paradise if you stay out of Everfree Forest, Gryphon Empire or the Badlands,
>The doomed timeline is just rubbing salt in the wound.
Not my canon because so much of the original crew of the show had left by that point that is almost another show. Also is retarded.

>>42788277 (OP)
That’s an anime scar, not a wrinkle

>>42788384
And young men who haven’t been once bitten yet.

>>42789017
>Why
I'd get bored in a day. I can't shitpost or scroll through my steam library instead of playing anything.

>>42789001
I humbly request a link. I would like to see the artist.

>>42788277 (OP)
Old Derpy looks wrong because shes not being drawn next to old me, so we can grow old together

>>42789261
Precisely.

>>42788277 (OP)
Top hag
GILF
UNF

>>42789289
Fuck yeah.

>>42788277 (OP)
Older derpy is the only good thing about the cursed timeline

>>42790007
I second this. It also said she started a bakery, which is awesome.

>>42790045
source?

>>42790052
During the final episode. The same frame where it canonized Lyra and bon bon via marriage, you can see another news paper article where it portrays derpy and something about a new bakery or something like that. It stuck with me because (I fucking Love Derpy) it was cute.

>>42790065
she's shown as still being a mailmare in the dark future so perhaps the article is about her baking hobby as opposed to a entire baking business?

>>42789035
But life would be a magical adventure instead of some fantasy behind a screen.

>>42788842
You are being used.

>>42790071
You act if my glorious Derpy cant do both? (I get what you mean though, perhaps she is just winning another first place trophy or even trying to pay for dinky’s college. I don’t know, but I find her opening a bakery cute).

>>42790065
>>42790071
The article details her top muffin recipes.

>>42790090
I hope that she managed to invest muffin-flavored muffins

>>42790090
Could also be an advertisement. But I see your point. :D

>>42790095
Wish I had a GIF of that muffin bursting forth from a muffin, but instilling the thought into your head will do nicely enough.

>>42790095
Muffins are for NIGGERS.

>>42790101
GO EAT A CUPCAKE YOU PINK, COTTON CANDY HAVING HAIR, SPRING LOADED HOOVES, PARTY HAVING, FREE SEX GIVING, ROCK MINING, BUNDLE OF BULLSHIT!! I KNOW THATS YOU PINKIE PIE!!!!!!!

>>42790101
>t. keto cuck

>>42788284
I hate the hypocrisy of wanting abusive traits in a partner, then screeching about it to the world when the guy...y'know...does what she wanted him to do. Dumb fucking bitches. Society should let thugs be thugs if that's what it takes.

>>42788998
Derpy Do (some show notes call her this because they only knew of “Derpy” from the fans but not “Hooves”)
Bright Eyes (old 2010 fanfic which popularised the mailmare fanon, seldom used)
Stoneface (Top Draw animators called her this very early on)
Best Pony (some licensed merch simply listed her as best pony in light of derpygate)

>>42790153
>Best Pony
based Hasbro

>>42790153
I honestly Love Derpy Do as a name. Plus Ditzy Hooves also works. And I will say, Best Pone is an apt description.

>>42790157
This wouldn’t be Hasbro’s doing. It’s either Welovefine or Hot Topic (and whoever else I can’t remember right now) that did this. In fact, Welovefine was told to remove Derpy merch from their store once derpygate started.

>>42788718
You are a man that has no empathy for neither humans nor ponies. The type of person who abandons others when it is convenient does not end up in Equestria.

>>42788800
You can have this opinion and all it'll do is you'll never get to experiance these soulful mares.

>>42790083
I don't go to work, my mother supports my neetdom and in return I help her with housework and lift heavy things.

>>42788522
No no anon, they do simp, just not for you :)

>>42788585
There is no inherent truth in the universe. You can decide to love a "used" mare and she can decide to be the best thing that happened to you.

>>42789035
You would get to live in the real world, go surfing with pony friends, work in a fulfilling field where you can make Equestria into an even better place with your contributions.

>>42789045
https://derpibooru.org/images/2897770?q=dh%2Canon%2Cyandere

god i love this mare so much

>>42790272
>Woman-level response
You might as well transition, you're halfway there already.

>>42790246
>You are a man
Correct, unlike you.

>>42790332
Same. I love my Wife.

necroderpy

>>42790083
Why?

>>42790071
>>42790045
This isn't awesome this is le muffins fantard pandering.

>>42791252
>muffins are bad
>they just are okay!

>>42791363
>muffins are le good
>they just are okay!

>>42788277 (OP)
its only because they gave her big eyebags instead of the usual milf mare eyebags, shes still my beautiful waifu

>>42791463
yeah cause ur a disabled faggot who will never do anything productive... kys now

>>42791464
speak for yourself

>>42791474
bad drawing btw

>>42791512
didnt ask

>>42790080
>>42790278
Equestria would be the exact same shit on Earth just without internet to keep me busy.