Thread 42788455

Do the ponies shower?

>>42788455 (OP)
Does OP not stop sucking dick for once in his pathetic life?

>>42788455 (OP)
They take dirt baths.

>>42788494
That's a horse out of ten

>>42788455 (OP)
DYEWTS?

>>42788726
That's a bath, not a shower. Dumbass.

>>42788743
You could learn a few things from mares, stinky.

>>42788750
We're talking about G4 itt.

>>42788757
Thats nice that you think anyone cares what you tourists think.

>>42788761
Twilight won.

>>42788761
>Not liking the generation that came after the one the board was made for makes you a tourist
Bait or mental retardation?

>>42788770
You already don't watch the show, any more public embarrassments you want to make here?

>>42788781
G4 is the show. G5 is forgotten trash.

No.

>>42788770
Either you love all Mares, or you don't love Mares. If ypu don't like g5 you're not a real mare lover.

>>42788455 (OP)
I want Ever Essence, Raspberry Latte and Minty Mocha to MARE me, all at the same time.

>>42789486
I'm raping you next mare fair, gollyfag

>>42789503
UwU

>>42789501
Greedy boy. That'll earn you a MAREing by Whoa Nelly.

>>42789508
Fat Mares need love too!

>>42789486
G4 is the only generation that matters.

>>42789512
And clearly, you're not a real mare lover.

>>42789508
I'd love to get MARED by Whoa and feed her with my cum a lot. She looks exceptionally cute in your pic, too.

>>42789514
Neither are you, filly fooler

>>42789517
Wrong gollyfag on that one lmfao

>>42789514
Your 3d dogs aren't mares

>>42789520
You will never be a real mare lover like me

>>42789516
Your hips will not survive.

>>42789508
If Woah Nelly looked like this in the show, she'd be at least 4 guys' waifu

>>42789525
The other Twilight recolors aren't popular waifus. Why would this one be any different?

>>42789521
You don't truly love mares. You're just a Hasdrone.

>>42789528
>Claims they dont like mares
>Posts ugly ass shit
He's right about you

>>42788494
Contrary to popular belief, earth ponies take normal baths. Pegasi take dirt baths. And unicorns don't usually bathe, except for royalty.

>>42789547
I appreciate trying to subvert tropes and all but that really makes zero sense. We learn in season one that there are plenty of pegasi who never even make it down to the surface until they're at the age where they get their cutie mark and it's also made clear that Ponyville has reduced amenities compared to Canterlot. With that said it's still completely normal for earth ponies to bathe.

>>42789551
Oh, I meant the pegasi living on the ground. The ones living in Cloudsdale only get washed from moving around rain clouds occasionally.
>Ponyville has reduced amenities compared to Canterlot
It's a backwater village, I'd be surprised if any of them got washed. Manehattan on the other hoof

>>42788455 (OP)
I'm gonna personally shower the ponies with my luv

>>42789559
>I'd be surprised if any of them got washed
They apparently all share the same hot water supply according to Party of One.
>Manehattan on the other hoof
Oh absolutely, the main questions are how developed a given town is. Cloudsdale is constantly sucking up water to help with producing clouds for the whole of Equestria so you'd assume that's being used for their personal needs as well. Other cloud cities likely just suck up a lake once every few days, use it for all their needs and then dump it back where it was before.

>>42788726
Great Celestia, she's naked!

>>42789577
I know this is peak autism but every time they make a gag where ponies are embarrassed about being naked I get so annoyed.

>>42789584
Bro it's just a little wacky haha joke, man.

>>42788455 (OP)
>Almost no porn of them with mare smell. You all are a fucking disappointment

>>42789613
what the fuck is mare smell?

>>42789611
I know it's just a wacky little joke but it makes no sense! I expect consistent worldbuilding from my cartoon horses!

>>42789584
I do appreciate how it's done in Best Night Ever though, where Rarity was the only one to fuss about Spike walking in on them 'naked' while Rainbow and AJ were totally fine with it. Feels more in character when the gag was done like that.

>>42789655
I can accept that since that's one of those season one gags that's at the expense of the average cartoon of this style, it's one of the things I enjoy about that season. The problem is that the later examples just do the gag straightforwardly

>>42789614
Smell from a mare.

>>42788455 (OP)
Yes.

necroshower

>>42789570
>They apparently all share the same hot water supply according to Party of One.
Eqvestria confirmed for former USSR with centralized heating using waste TPP heat

>>42788455 (OP)
The sexy ones don't as they know the power of their marestink.

>>42791386 here
forgot to mention im indian saars

>>42791387
>still pretending to be me
>still doing the "i am actually brown saars" bit even after i have proven i am white multiple times
>still seething over a year later
The "ultimate" rarityschizo stays losing.

>>42791429 here, forgot to mention that I love farts and live in Brazil.