Thread 126683296

Women edition
FAQ: https://pastebin.com/vHeAR1Bt
Previously on /metal/: >>126677579

Blasting?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jw6-LzuEvb4&si=pM8haNh9vAflgl_t

at least this one has the old and faq

>>126683296 (OP)
Whatever happened to the guy who said that he would do something about our rodent problem? Was it all just a nothingburger?

>>126683335
Boring tremolosloppa

>>126683342
Turns out it's not a rat problem but a lion problem. /metal/ will never recover.

>>126683324
oh i thought it was just the OP that made you have a tantrum, i'll leave the other things out next time :)

>>126683363
don't bother. the rat will take care of it.

>>126683389
The lion has you absolutely mindbroken and dominated.

Satanic Warmaster

Fucking sucks

Has there ever been a good album that was shilled?

>>126683351
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BjeAqbZF3w&si=b4YgG3l9OW6DRwUt

Closing track has more emotion than any of those bands ever will

>>126683448
/metal/chuds looking in the mirror be like

>>126683444
yes, this one

>>126683470
>Ch*le
Into the trash it goes!

>>126683444
Kohanic Charmers

>>126683470
>Chile
Listening right now!

>>126683444
The chats - get fucked!

>>126683477
>t. C***mbian

Knocked Loose, motherfuckers

>>126683444
Jute Gyte - Synthemata

>B-but my feels! My emotions!
Why are chuds like this?

>>126683296 (OP)
>>126683448

>>126683444
good albums don't have to be shilled
any album that has been spammed here sucks

>>126683351
None of these bands think they're better. And they know they aren't

>>126683321
Which belle delphine copycat is this

>>126683559
>so upset that she ran to make this meme
lol

70s metal is best metal
Extreme metal is niggerbabble noise with no balls like OG metal like Ted Nugent

BLASTING

>>126683448
LMAO

>>126683467
LMAO

>>126683296 (OP)
>>126683321
Oh, thanks simp.

>>126683740
I'm not a simp but women simp for me.

>>126682609
Cool, that show is only 30 mins away from me. Now I know what I'm doing this Saturday.

>>126683875
Correct

>>126683875
Ok simp, gotcha

Tool - 10,000 Days stereoscopic digipack.

>>126683993
I bought this from Target when I was 15.

>>126684012
I still have my copy from HMV.

>>126684012
When I was 15 I wanted to buy a tool cd and my mom asked the best buy employee if it was appropriate, then she said no i couldn't have it

Artist: Darkthrone
Album: Panzerfaust
Song: Beholding The Throne of Might

>And destruction upon the holy man
>Who hails a jew

I just roke up

where did everybody go

>>126684145
Saving our posts for a real thread.

>>126684145
We're in the real thread

>>126684145
sleep, as should i

>>126684167
>Murmansk, Russia
Is there any black metal band more Northern?

>>126684215
Kaevum

Its up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfimXcXm1hI&t=7

Lorna Shore - Oblivion [Remastered]

Best trad of the year so far?

Please stop posting photos of women it breaks my metal immersion

>love death metal
>love metalcore
>love hardcore
>hate deathcore
why am i like this

Disso-cavernous ØS Death Mëtal.

>>126684322
That's the correct position to hold.

War Metal.

Satyricon

>>126684215
Idk but this is pretty cold anyways
Maybe the only remaining true russian bm band

>>126684429
Blackdeath is still active and surprisingly decent.

>>126684444
It slowed down quite a bit. What have you liked from the past few years? There was this from last year.

>>126683714
>Ted Nugent
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ted_Nugent
Apparently a massive fucking idiot, I couldn't stop laughing.

more like ted poogent

>>126683722
Been one of my ol' reliable picks as of late

anyone going to any shows this weekend

>>126684876
We only listen to Jute Gyte in our home theater rooms while scratching our chins here

>>126684900
how do you find hot metal girls that way?

>>126684902
We hate realistic and attainable women and prefer to post images of cute asian girls

>>126684322
Because you are a faggot. Hardcore is a queer genre

>>126684946
nothing queer about listening to slapshot

>>126684986
same

Bolt Thrower = most OVERRATED band EVER.

>>126685017
i dont think enough people care about bolt thrower for that to be true

>>126684876
o shit bros this is on the same day. what should i go to?

>>126683321
Kaevum.

>>126685061
Evil Army and Speedpussy will be more fun than that caverncore nonsense.

>>126685061
>17+
You can't even enter, Timmy

>>126685274
stadium shows are terrible

>>126685285
don't care still going to flex on (You) poors

>>126685307
I'd pay double the price to see them in a venue with a capacity less than 1000 people.

>Say your prayers, little one
>Don't forget, my son
>To include everyone
>I tuck you in, warm within
>Keep you free from sin
>'Til the sandman, he comes
Is the sandman a child rapist or am I misreading that?

I
Wanna rock and roll all night

>>126683321
AOTY

What is Varg posting?

>>126685328
to see metallica? no you're not.

>>126685474
Yeah...i feel like he wouldn't fully understand all the memes in that and is just glad that he's in it

Varg is a genius.

>>126685512
The top comment is someone asking Varg his thoughts on Azumangah Daioh

>>126685474
HEIL

cop or nah?

>>126683722
kataxu rules. based blast

>>126685571
Oh he monke

NEEDLEWORK THE WAY
NEVER YOU BETRAY
LIFE OF DEATH BECOMING CLEARER
PAIN MONOPOLY
SUCKING BBC
CHOP YOUR BREAKFAST ON A MIRROR

>>126683321
>>126683722

>>126685635
Why are metalheads like this?

Varg is gay and has AIDS.

I DID MY TIME
NOW I WANT OUT

rip brian wilson. his influence on metal will never be forgotten

>>126685788
Isn't that the guy from Anthrax?

>band doesn't sing in english
cringe

Dave Mustaine wrote Load

>>126685867
>band sings in broken ass English
Based as fvck!!!!!!!!!!

Dave Mustaine wrote st anger

Metal rules!

>>126685892
new zazspam dropped
https://desuarchive.org/_/search/filename/1747338823655235.jpg/
https://desuarchive.org/_/search/image/fPYaNbBzgOXZrfvhh4LL6w/

>>126683321
I want to fuck her in the metal music

>>126685946
New archivegimp loserpost dropped

The best og thrash band since 1996 has been testament and it's not even close. The rest have released one dog shit album after another for 30 years, and lived off of the reputation of their 80s material like Slayer, Megadeth, Metallica, and Anthrax.

https://youtu.be/aAydVbloBLc?si=noA1LpFIgxjAJAEn

>>126685879
i actually agree, at least they made the effort

>>126686002
Meshuggah is better

Dave Mustaine wrote 72 Seasons

Varg Vikernes wrote entire symphonies while your favorite bands wrote demos masquerading as complete albums.

>>126686023
Not an original band to the 1st gen thrash scene tho

>>126686045
Explains why they're better than Testament then

>>126685959
>

Varg fucked my wife at a Best Western and told me to wait outside the room. Awkward that.

>>126683321
The ending specifically on loop.

https://youtu.be/ZC0QNPaGTWM?t=1272

>>126686063
Loserpost

>>126686147
>l-loserpost! loser!
>submit to my spam you fucking loser metalchud!
Hmmmm...... no.
Actual metal for this feel btw?

>>126686187
Another loserpost, nice

>>126686219
Oh, looks like I exhausted the dialog tree with this NPC. Wonder what stock voice clip he will say next when I leave him to idle. "I am albino" perhaps?

>>126686251
>>126686219

dave mustaine wrote pet sounds and brian kicked him out with no warning, no second chance, I mean my god brian. All he said was dont use my riffs...

Begging for Incest and Gorecunt is all that matters to me

New project from the Кpюкoкpecт / Лeший guys sounds pretty cool
https://youtu.be/K4o_WQl5dME

>>126683321
*hits blunt*
deep fucking purple man

>>126686366
Not metal.

>>126686374
kino 70's metal

Any bands with members who have Down's Syndrome

>>126683296 (OP)
Why arent black people more popular in metal?

unironically listening to doja cat - kiss me more and crying. Idk why this song makes me cry, im still a rough and tough metal dude right?

>>126686558
Her and SZA definitely cooked with that track, I totally feel like the guy in the music video too! Takes me back to when I was on the run after stepping on a few too many crip walkers, heh. Good times!

>>126686558
>>126686579
they cooked with sleep token on that ngl

Listening to NSBM again ツ

wearing all black and working night shift. investing in more black fabric dye. wearing gloves and a mask at all times. using wired earbuds listening to black metal walking around using public transportation. using hard drives and linux exclusively. getting stronger legs from wearing steel toes all the time. drinking black coffee.

>>126686931
Incredibly based

https://youtu.be/lpOktupkl0c?si=xn9nQKB0r53HsJ5r

>>126686275
got filtered by this

Wearing mostly red attire, listening to post-metal and alternative metal on my 60$ Bluetooth audio-technica earbuds (would spend more but if you lose one of those earbuds while you're hiking that's a quick 200$ down the cliff), sipping a local microbrew walking around the sunny West Coast streets while on summer vacation until the fall semester starts up again, waiting for the new alternative metal album of the year to drop while also working on your own demo, life is good.

Kill yourselves.

>>126687086
Don't you mean... krill?

>>126687081
I wish I could drink beers. If I have a drop of alcohol I will stay awake for 2 days in strip clubs (brothels) doing cocaine and non stop smashing beers chain smoking. I end up back home laying in bed with no money and chest pain. You're wasting your time with school but really don't take my advice I'm fucked up. It's coffee and nicotine pouches for now until I relapse.

>>126687234
Just chill out and have a beer! Keep calm and metal on! \\m//

https://youtu.be/tKUr8MPKx0g?si=s8P20uMCiMoRG0Mc

>>126687243
Is that melted cheese or nacho cheese? From this food picture and music selection I'm going to guess that you're a little fellow.

>>126687401
He doesn't listen to any of the metal he posts.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyDAig8Ucb0&si=P6a-GqohhdyUYgnR

Yeah, this song is metal but I make sure to block my ears and mute my headphones for maximum posting effect, I definitely didn't listen to the song I just posted and have never heard the song and will completely not listen to the song even though it is metal that is being shared. Nope, definitely haven't listened to this song.

>>126684986
>>126685000
These fucking rule.

>>126687795
That's every thread

>>126685065
This album is unironically really good.

Is there a good metal ddl site? Currently using YouTube music but some songs become unavailable sometimes like Belakor first album right now
Not interested in torrents

>>126687992
I have no idea how anyone can think that. It's only good when it stops being pretentious "muh transcendental" shit with screechy guitars and becomes a psych-black album with grooves, which is only half the album at best.
Also HEYYY HEYYY HEYYY

>>126687989
Correct, as metalheads are the rats of the music world

>>126688008
>HEYYY HEYYY HEYYY
kek

>>126687996
DeathGrind dot Club
in-the-fog dot ru
Metalarea dot org (you need to make an acc)
Wow dot RealmofMetal dot org
>>126688008
Yeah you're right though. It's definitely at its best when it's more focused on soloing and getting lost in groovy, mesmerizing parts. The best track though imo is the first one, "High Gold."

>>126687996
how fucking new are you

>>126688061
>The best track though imo is the first one, "High Gold."
Nah disagree, I fucking despise that. The whiny guitar and HHH's vocals make that shit sound grating as hell.

>>126688068
New to this general, barely comes here except once every 5 months
>>126688061
Thanks
I had metaltracker but i no longer have a vpn and too pussy to risk it

>>126688089
I just use my mobile data.

>>126688089
Well to add to what matey boy said, I use getmetal too.
I also find googling "artist album rar" still works wonders for finding random blogspots etc

Only contrarians don't use the spotify/newpipe combo.

>>126688125
There's also CoreRadio dot Online
Additionally, VK is also a pretty good resource.

>>126688153
I wouldn't know how to search VK, I've only ended up there as a result of a blogspot link etc, same as mega.

>>126688173
You gotta make an acc

I AM ALBINO

dumb metalfags

For me, it's slsk and foobar2000.

>>126688125
>google album
>land on some weird russian site
>fuck it,download it
>it's the actual album
Something still doesn't feel right....

>>126688294
The ruskis love their piracy.
in the fog has not given me putinbot malware yet, nor some random ruski blogspots.

>>126688292
What even is Foobar2000

>>126685512
He totally played garten of ban ban

>>126688331
a music player

>>126688354
What's that got to do with rec'ing sites for downloading music you doof

>>126688367
you missed the slsk part

>>126688387
Newfag
Summer really is here I guess

>>126688395
are you retarded?

>>126688399
Everybody here and their dead grandma know what Slsk is. We were discussing alternatives to torrents, and I'm assuming Slsk as well since everybody is already apprised of it and I'm assuming the guy who asked for sites it's probably not an option anyway. Fucking guy.

>using anything other than slsk
yeah you are retarded

>avant-garde metal
>norway

>>126683342
he made the right choice and moved on

>>126687086
I feel the same way. I just found out about this new Azelisassath.

https://youtu.be/SqAfb_AIgqE?si=Zr66B4DVCCczqf7Y

>>126683444
shilled albums are inherently bad. good albums don't need to be shilled.

When you get into one of these groups, there's only a couple of ways you can get out: one is death, the other is mental institutions.

>>126688489
what kind of group are we talking about here?

>>126688502
D&D groups.

>>126688502
https://youtu.be/vuONl02N-Kw?si=-R8ddXQbZU-J8s2x

>>126688292
>>126688331
>>126688354
>>126688367
>>126688387
>>126688395
>>126688399
>>126688417

your posts don't make any sense

>>126683444
This was the only one I remember that had a dedicated autist and it turned out to be better than expected.

>Summertime on /metal/
My fave.

>>126686002
that's hard to come by

>>126688543
whose mans is this

DUDE

New Grand Belial's Key

Mocking the Philanthropist

metal archives and this general is too autistic for me. time to find an alternative.

>>126688687
Based.

/metal/ more like /mental/

/metal/ more like /dead/

>>126688716
Ratthew has that effect

his name is Mutthew actually

BOO! This guy sucks!!!! Bring back Bongman!!

>>126688727
now he's going to talk to himself again

>>126688727
Honestly,based. Metal is a shit genre and people posting here are total imbecile monkeys. /mu/ should be classical dicussion board, not pop slop shitposting.

This is an Oilers general.

>>126688511
based.

>>126688767
you called it

thoiughts?

>>126688841
I think you're Devin and you're bored again. Love to see it, babe

its up
https://frogoroth.bandcamp.com/album/pond-noises

>>126688866
dont know who devin is

Morbid Angel

>>126688873
correct

>>126688869
Yeah, miss you too. NOT! Haha

>>126688885
?

Throne in the Wolves Room

>>126688886
Just a litness test, no worries

does blackened melodeath exist?

>>126688891
Saw em back in 2014. Moshing technically was not allowed but I was at the front at the corner of the stage and I was just fuckin groovin hard to the music regardless. Still have the two shirts I bought at that show. It was a blast.

>>126688897
no way im listening to this shit but here you go

Pill time

>>126688905
>Moshing technically was not allowed
what the fuck?

metal about food?

>>126688931
Anal Cunt

>>126688868
>low quality frog drawing on the cover
LISTENING RIGHT AWAY!

feeling less stable

>>126688868
>blackened toad
based

Devin "Lawrence" Townsend

>>126688931
see >>126688868 if you are french

>>126688931
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIeVnN9cFmw

>>126688917
Yeah, WITTR absolutely hate moshing at their shows. They're super pretentious and think of their shows as "rituals." By the way, they didn't play my fave: I Will Lay Down My Bones Amongst the Rocks adn Roots. So that was a major letdown. The only letdown of that night, fortunately.

>>126688984
Haha, that's clever lass, because French people eat frogs! Very funny :)

you must be getting bored listening to the same albums

Atmoshit getting feisty.

>>126689013
Dunno who you're talking to, but no.

>>126689013
You must be getting bored reading my posts for years on end
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGG4kI4YVJY&si=cIC-XgFxCYf19QZL

actually like this toad album
ribbit

>>126689026
you would know

rabit rip when

>>126689039
I wouldn't actually, as I love reading my own posts because I have very high confidence in myself unlike you

>>126689053
Incoherent post

>>126689052
peak Dunning-Kruger

>>126689056
low IQ poster

>>126689057
You're just another fan-follower the only difference is you think you have a chance by engaging with me in this absolute sewer of a website lmao

>very high confidence
>posts on 4chan all day

Holy shit.

>>126689077
>>126689061

>>126689071
sure pal

>>126683722
glad Mick Gordon found a vocalist

Matthew did you find a playmate to keep you company all night

>>126689107
>>126679712

>>126689130
his name's Frank

Just another Marshall Monday

>>126689150
Who's he

Is this metal?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lbcLcSlsdY

>>126689130
Not sure what this has to do with metal.

>>126689178
Oh sorry.
Can you teach me the ways of on-topic posting

>>126689196
Go to bed, lass. Try again next year

A BOOT TO YOUR FOREHEAD, A KNEE TO YOUR FACE
YOUR NOSE AND LIPS START TO BLEED
LIKE A WILD INDIAN FROM OUTERSPACE
DRUNK AND HIGH ON WEED

>>126689200
It's morning, I just woke up

Also you should try getting a normal sleeping pattern and be a productive member of society

>>126689232
i doubt he worked a day in his life

>>126689236
KEK so true.

He leeches off his parents. Once they are dead this guy is fucked.

>>126687081
Nice.

>>126689222
Condolences

metal for brain willison dying?

>>126689279
https://youtu.be/jn9oO8RZXEc?si=Kaa5nuCmNMaIZymC

metal about homosexuality?

>>126689292
Death metal

>>126689292
Kultur

>>126689302
Shalom

>>126689315
>instant kvetching

>>126688781
that looks sick

he really wants his simp edition

>>126689328
?

More like chimp edition

go make your simp edition loser

chimps are metal as fuck

>>126689337
LOL... what???

Bump lol

>>126689341
Why don't you stop simping over me already, lass

Just thinking about metal

>>126689377
>>126689377
>>126689377
>>126689377
>>126689377

>>126689380
Early but let's necro this one and hope jannys dont throw a shit fit.

>>126689388
>>126689388
>>126689388
New

>>126689389
Early

>>126689389
>low effort op
Kys

>>126688631
DUDE

>>126689026
i want to be her chair

>>126689316
>the irony
you have 0 self-awareness