>>126693164 (OP)
>tfw no Pickle Tradwife
She's out there somewhere in Eastern Europe, dancing in the wheatfields just for you. Jethro Tull plays faintly on an old radio in a nearby barn.
If you choose to marry Pickle Tradwife, turn to page 47.
If you choose to continue unravelling the tapestry of the Mongolian ninjas, turn to page 110.