Thread 126696797

Goreaphobia edition (this time with a subject)

OLD: >>126689377

FAQ: https://pastebin.com/vHeAR1Bt

Artist: Darkthrone
Album: Panzerfaust
Song: Beholding The Throne of Might

>And destruction upon the holy man
>Who hails a jew

Blasts

Horrible Room can’t stop winning. Everything these guys do is amazing
https://youtu.be/K4o_WQl5dME

Contrary to what crusty old boomers say, metal peaked with Djent

>>126696823
Djiaper sucks

Metal peaked with Beneath the Remains (1989)

Dave Mustaine wrote Load

blast post: not gay edish

.

Earth - Pentastar

Blasting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WuWa62hZGek&si=YHyNqF2Ibpoj0iGi

Didn't realize there was a trve /metal/ thread up. Happy to be here.

why was the other thread deleted? it was made after bump limit.

>>126696964
We hate women here

>>126696964
Devin got mad at seeing another metal scene woman with better taste in music than her as the first post again so she deleted the thread

>>126696964
It was a ratpost

>>126696994
Holy shit you're right.

>>126696994
>>126697002
stop samefagging Ratthew

>>126697018
Schizophrenic post.

>>126696797 (OP)
Can someone post the actual pastebin link?

>>126696823
Post djent
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOj3GZ-BtEE

Post-djent? Are you fucking serious?

>>126696994
>>126697001
so then the jannies are NOT in cahoots and protecting simp posts. got it! really makes the incel that had an epic meltdown a couple days ago over the thread OP look real mentally ill!

>>126697059
https://pastebin.com/7cwvg55n

>>126697124
It's just a false flag to keep our guards down. We won't be falling for it though, metalheads will defend our territory even if it means death.

>>126697124
It's just different jannys.

>>126697132
><"How absurd - Do you believe in anything she's spewing out of her mouth?"> Thrud paced around the room, muttering out a colourful galore of insults in Ancient Norse. Her sisters sitting, speechless, as Hildr slowly unboxed their mystery crate.
Each of the girls had one of their coloured diapers - yellow, pink and black - all striped with the Chaldea emblem on the front and the diaper size written with a marker on the back.
what on God's green earth is this faggotry? you know what, i don't wanna know

>>126697161
that's /metal/'s official pastebin

>>126697124
Why are you white knighting for him? lmao.

>>126696964
Matthew made the thread and deleted it after it was confirmed he was cucked by Devin and obsessively comes here only to stalk her.

>>126697174
Other way around, lol

Why isn't ratthew rioting with his fellow mexicans?

>>126697171
It's called simping actually, and I have plenty of women who simp for me, correct

Who the fuck is Devin

>>126697185
You spend your days here stalking her. Get a grip. Move on.

>>126697190
Not sure what this has to do with metal but how do you know Godthew is Mexican? Bit obsessed, no?

>>126697198
Devin "Lawrence" Townsend of Dream Theater fame

>>126697203
I really don't care about her but I wouldn't be surprised if she still stalks me, difference being that women on social media *follow* my posts and respond accordingly whereas she may or may not be or used to be a poster here

Anyways why aren't you guys posting metal albums

Ángel Mórbido - Altares de la Locura

>>126697230
Why are you looking up some random mf'ers lineage on /metal/ of all places lol
Post some music

>>126697248
i sucked off a dude at a truck stop on the side of the highway in 2014

>>126697264
We know Matthew.

>>126697245
i thought it was morboso. are there 2 equivalent words for morbid in spanish?

>>126697273
Go post your weird faggot larps in >>>/lgbt/ thanks

>>126697221
>difference being that bots on social media *follow* my posts and respond accordingly

Boring metal?

>>126697324
Funeral doom

>>126697407
Thank you, Dan. Very cool.

Love Metal

>>126697282
yes

Love yourselves.

Sad metal?

Grand Belial's Key

>>126697124
>>126697185
hmmm....

Sleep Token is metal

>>126697600
Why are you still wasting your time here? You never had a chance, lass

Just post some metal already

>>126697627
You just outed yourself and still failed.
Ever the cuck.

>>126697698
Other way around lol

Varg Vikernes is a genius.

Why are metalheads like this

>>126697852
you posted it, faggot

>>126697886
Weird schizo

>>126697904
having a melty 'cause you've been exposed? thought so.

>>126697852
Still wondering

Kill yourselves.

BUT THE GAYEST IS A JAAAAAAAAAAMES

>>126698041
Still only 5% as gay as Chuck Schuldiner

>>126695499
Hexenhaus

I want to be cool and know all the metal bands but it wont ever happen

Cannibal... Corpse???

QRD on Dream Theater?

>is now the best Metallica album
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLAg4dWdyYEP0f2xBsNY9x9zm-iKTUCO0z&si=6ShrZ7mCD5T_M-OV

>>126698148
buncha dorks

>>126698148
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJXxTlKi0z4

Check this out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2LrArVqrQA

>>126698197
I click on this everytime its posted

>>126697124
Jekyll and Hyde janny

/metal/ more like /dead/

The world's a lonely place
You're on your own..

...if you're a metalhead

>Virgin Killer "failed to attain any serious attention in the United States" but was "quite popular in Japan"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virgin_Killer

>>126698148
great band early on if you don't mind a little gayness

>>126698339
guess i will go on /mu/
shitpost and moan

>>126696848
Fuckin blasting

>>126698429
memeing and gooning is all that i do

>>126696983
no amount of weed in the world will get you on the same level as this album

>>126696983
Losercore

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FpiXvhY_X74
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FpiXvhY_X74
evil metal?

>>126698663
Holy epic

Her love would last to hell and back jesus christ
Metal women are the best

Mortician

Grogu metal?

I just roke up

>>126698077
Correct.

>>126698773
post morning metal

>>126698806
luv me that albums m8s

If I can’t read the bands logo then i shant be listening to em

>>126698860
For me it's the other way around \m/

>>126698896

> "if i CAN read the band's logo, well then nigga you KNO i be listenin to those niggas!"

>>126698910
Work on your reading comprehension, jigaboo.

>>126698922
No no, I'm saying like, that's what YOU were saying, even though you didn't; but i made it into a joke

>>126698860
this and also if they don't sing in english

>>126698926
>but i made it into a joke
He made the joke, you just reiterated it badly and sucked out any fun from it.

>rat thread gets deleted
>seethes and samefags all night
like pottery

>>126698937
well, i reject this

>both of the responses to the rat blasting post are rat samefagging
This is comedy gold.

My top 5 chart

>>126699120
>JCsChart
Thanks for letting us know your favourites Jesus Christ but this is a satan only general.

>>126698130
that's not morbid angel

>>126699120
Everything but Burzum sucks cock literally. Gay slop chart.

>>126696848
What the FUCK is this nigga's problem?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOi-iduFcAw

>>126699256
Grown in a lab to write and play BDM.

>>126696848
This would be better without the Runescape interludes

Currently blasting Lavren Mayberry's solo album and vaping weed.

>>126696848
actually kinda sick

>>126696848
>have no recollection of downloading this or where I found it
>quite plain BM with nothing of note
>closer suddenly hooks me in with a catchy (if basic) riff
I swear there are so many just "mid" albums with a closer that finally perks up.
https://youtu.be/UgKWaoaHWsU?si=lYrgZlboZ02Xq-I3&t=154

Do you delete albums you don't listen to anymore?

>>126699727
Usually no. I did one clean ages ago where I deleted all the shit from like my childhood/teens I knew I would never listen to again and that was it.

Holy shit, the Ghost cover of Enter Sandman is so bad. So bad.
>>126699727
Yes but not nearly enough. My phone has 512gigs of internal storage and my music folder alone takes up 336gigs.

Weeks?

>>126699783
Idk what that "American Heartland" bullshit is. But here ya go. Also, that ByoNoiseGenerator album was hot garbage.

>>126699783
That new Sargeist was ehhh.
Love the Kostnateni though.

>>126699765
>>126699783
Get on my level boys

>>126699783
Hell yeah
>>126699817
Fair enough
>>126699838
Ok

>>126699851
Were you the one who said the guitars sound like chainsaws? You know what, I'mma dl this shit right now.

>>126699875
not him but their other album should give you a clue about the chainsaws

>>126699875
Yeah that wasnt me. It sounds greasy and crunchy at the same time. In fact it sounds just like it looks. Razor rules

>>126699875
Get this one while you're at it>>126699882

sure
>>126699783
+ Wormrot, Deeds of Flesh

>>126699817
+ Agoraphobic Nosebleed, Vader, Hate Forest, old Gorgoroth

>>126699838
+ Revenge, Discharge, old Full of Hell
The new Sargeist album was indeed pretty ehhh, but the mundane vocal performance mainly dragged it down, Hoath Torog would have done a better job

>>126699911
How was Conan?

>don't have last.fm and can't make charts
sad

>>126699882
Yeah, this looks cool.

>>126699933
There's https://topsters.org/ if you want to put in the manual effort.

>>126699783
Is that Witchcraft album good? There was this one retard spamming it awhile ago.

>>126699942
I'll save you the trouble. It fucking sucks.

>>126699925
its not the next Existential Void Guardian, but its pretty solid. Great sound, riffs dont get stale and some unexpected vocal quirks. Definitely worth a spin.

>>126699817
>Also, that ByoNoiseGenerator album was hot garbage
Is the new one better?

>>126699817
Best Gorgoroth albums.

>>126699956
I haven't heard any of their other albums. That one is the new one though I think.

>>126699838
All Revenge albums sound the same.

>>126699954
Nice I only heard the one with the guy in the spears. Remember liking that one

>>126699974
It's the only one I've listened to by them and it did indeed sound like "99% of the war metal I've heard" (which isn't loads anyway).
I don't hate it, but I'm not gonna go out and seek out the rest of their discog or much more of the genre.

>>126699851
>2700 GB of music
>3 year listening time
good luck anon

>>126699994
It's a good life

>>126699942
Given it's stopped being shilled so hard by the norsetourist with shit taste in BM, I may actually try it and report back.
MA fucking love it apparently, which means nothing really.

>>126700003
Thank you musically illiterate sister

Holy shit it really does fucking suck and it's only been 2 minutes.

>>126699875
>>126699882
This may be an unpopular opinion but I think Executioner's Song smokes Evil Invaders

Are we excited guys?
>I'm really not

>>126699982
You sound like a total faggot no offence

>>126700105
What's so outrageously faggoty about "a lot of war metal sounds same-y and it's not for me, oh well"

>>126700105
Listening to war metal is an act of faggotry

Deeds of Flesh

>>126700113
>>126700128
So true trans sisters.

>>126700102
As Gomorrah Burns was ass, this is going to be ass as well

>126700172
boring post, get new material

>>126700191
You're a boring post, you fucking guy.

Pytten

>>126700191
no one here is smart enough to come up with new material. it's always the same.

Gonna put a bullet in my fucking head, metal for this feel?

>>126700276
bullet for my valentine

>>126699727
Also yes, but not enough. Over the past few days, before copying/unzipping a fresh download, I've forced myself to skim through the library and delete at least one folder.

>>126700276
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWICEwFFqTM

>>126700291
Kike band.

>>126696810
>>126696848
>>126696921

>>126700305
Kill yourself pendejo.

>>126700276
duh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SwGWSrLc8g

>>126700276
RATM - Bullet In The Head

>>126700184
The singles have been especially ass too

>>126699851
>942 days
holy shit I finally got mogged
>t. 785 days

>>126700349
This is just since I got my newest phone back in August '24.

>>126696921
holy shit

Oh sorry I thought you guys meant number of hours/days played. This is all I got on my phone.

>>126699783
If you insist
>>126700102
No. The first two will forever be among my favorites but nothing since then really impressed me.

>>126700102
Not really. Way more stoked for the new Drawn & Quartered on the 27th.

>listening to non-Worm Cryptopsy
Fuckin why?

>>126700501
hell yeah

Why not

>>126699783
++Crimson Glory

>>126699817
+++At The Gates, Iron Maiden
+Dissection

>>126700419
+Pentagram

>>126700518
cos Whisper Supremacy is still good

Crimson Massacre

FRIDAY BLASTINGGGG

>>126700604
https://youtu.be/Oj5PepvlMlA

>>126699783
>>126699817
Based

Sounds almost identical to Totale Vernichtung

>>126700419
>big pun
Patrician
>>126700530
They just don't miss, BB. Why are they so underrated?

>>126700102
>>126700184
>>126700419
>>126700501
>>126700518
Found the Swine.

>>126700809
0/10 bait
Are you that fag that got emotionally attached to Flayed The Swine lyrically?

>>126700825
No, I just think that people who shit on nugen Cryptopsy are narrow-minded and have J-Dogshit tier takes on it and can't articulate why they dislike it beyond "Worm better because more guttural". Most Cryptopsy fans don't really like Cryptopsy or technical death metal, just the first two albums of Cryptopsy and Suffocation because they're br00thul.
>Fag that got emotionally attached to Flayed the Swine lyrically
QRD?

>>126700866
Maybe the songs are just bad and poorly composed and that's why nobody likes nutopsy

>>126700866
I don't think newer cryptopsy is terrible (that one deathcore album was really bad though) but there are lots of bands doing what they do better. I only have so much time to listen to music and I'm not going to waste my time on subpar stuff.

Varg is gay and has AIDS.

>>126699783
Very metal week for me.

>>126700866
Nah you're a retard. Their new stuff is just bland as fuck. I kinda like the Tome EPs, but before/after has been shitty.
I think you're just conflating one shitpost to a genuine point. Nutopsy aren't irredeemable, but very bad, and Worm is objectively better as a vocalist.
I can tell people are idiots when they just go "omg Worm is so one-note guttural wtf he's shit and overrated" as that's not why he was good

>>126700990
I only see one (1) metal album

blasting

listening to crowbar

>>126701063
https://youtu.be/y_I8hm3QDlc

>>126701102
>already heard of Gene Palubicki and Angelcorpse
am I trve?

>>126696848
>>126700604
>>126701063

>>126701086
Are you hammered?

>>126701262
it's not his image, he took it from twitter.

>>126701278
Theres a hammer in the picture

I miss HammerStorm.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKNp8py73rk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-of5C1OHX_8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hcn4NxqigQ

forgot pic

Opinions on Warhammer's swansong record?

>>126696848
morbid angel - covenant

>>126696848
Emperoro

>>126699783
>>126699911
Did you like Hiss? I didn't care much for voices but i love the first two wormrot albums

>EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
nice one metal, real cool of you to ruin my goddaamn life like that

>>126701461
skill issue

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLsEYEf03fU

Woah... So this is the full power level of true Norwegian black metal...

>>126701477
>true Norwegian black metal
>2005
try again bub

>>126701477
Odd...that's not kaevum

>>126701477
This looks gay as fuck!

>>126701493
but enough about your reflection

>>126701477
hearty chuckle

>>126696848
Japan :0

>2 new Oksennus EPs
nice

>>126698184
i click and watch this multiple times each time it is posted

what do we think of architects?

Deathspell Omega

is better than Satanic Warmaster

>>126701810
>>126701868
Both garbage.

Poppy

Incantation

>>126701965
Blood

>>126701782
The epitome of trash slopmetal

>>126702034
why is everything i like considered slop by you guys....

>>126702043
Have you tried not being a fucking pleb

>>126702047
i listen to what i like

>>126702043
Because you like a band that effectively defines the definition of bland modern metal for normies and radio.

>>126701461
A price worth paying for Kaevum - Natur

I'm not falling for the psyop. USBM is actually great.

>>126702387
USNSBM is good

>>126702387
We heard you the first time.

>>126702403
why are bottoms like this?

>>126702436
that soft, well-moisturized hand has never gripped any kind of power tool

>>126702449
gripped a lot of cocks though

>>126702470
hell yeah

>>126696848
>(((CHRIST)))
>FAGGOT
>FONDLER OF MANKIND

>(((CHRIST)))
>FAGGOT
>FONDLER OF MANKIND

>>126702403
They're the same picture.

>>126702603
>>(((CHRIST)))
What are you trying to imply? Christ is jewish already...

>>126702691
Kang of the Jooz no less

>>126702403
Why is Opeth, one of the most boring metal bands of all time, seemingly so popular amongst normals?

>>126702770
>why is one of the most accessible bands of all time one of the most popular bands of all time

How to get a waifu like this??

>>126702770
They are less boring than your favorite Morbid Angel and Death rip off bands

>>126702811
be Black with a huge dong
bonus points for being a drug dealer

>>126702811
That's a man

>>126702850
and?

>>126702850
god I hope so

>>126702770
Their gimmick of mixing death metal with prog was unique at the time
Now there are too many knock offs

>>126702948
please tell me that's a man

>>126702974
I have good news for you then

I get the feeling she would really like metal and would enjoy making a metal album now that she has fuck you money and has been ostracized by mainstream media for being an anti-vaxxer
Just imagine:
>Tribal rhythms and percussion
>Downtuned, groove-oriented riffs
>Trinidadian folk influences
>her signature schizo rapping style
Just have some college-educated ethnomusicological cuck (not Fantano) shill it and suddenly metal becomes hip and cool, even if it will be an even shittier version of Ratamahatta

>>126702850
even better

>>126703162
I think most of the ostracizing is because she's married to a convicted rapist.

>>126703162
who the fuck cares about this talentless whore

>>126703334
>he doesn't know how to use data validation
literally less skilled than a H1B jeet

>>126703162
yeah nah

>>126703341
The fuck are you on about
I can't have data validation for an album I forgot to fucking add the first time I bought it
Shouldn't you have died on an aeroplane?

>>126696848
blasting the Trash trilogy. God I wish the 'till were good for more than three and a half albums.

>>126703347
>he buys albums
>he bought the same album TWICE
OH NONONONONONO HAHAHAAHAHAHA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKRfCkx8KCM&list=RDEKRfCkx8KCM&start_radio=1
reminder that fleetwood mac are metal

>>126703371
>moving the goalposts after getting caught out for being a retard
Classic

>>126703374
They quite literally are not metal, and that track in particular isnt even close to heavy
>>>/mu/ is that way

>>126703394
its been covered by metal bands and its a great song. just admit you have bad taste and move along

>>126703374
>not even featured on any LP
>only released as a single
>later on compilations
always weird to me

>>126703441
>its been covered by metal bands
So has many non-metal tracks which remain not-metal
>its a great song
Unrelated to whether or not it is metal.

>>126703448
get fucked

>>126703468
I accept your concession.

>>126703334
Which album?

>>126703544
don't make fun of me please
it's not the first time it's happened, I think I have 3 fucking copies of Woods of Ypres 4. it's the whole reason I made the spreadsheet but then if I don't add stuff I just go "oh weird I listened to that loads back in the day I should own it" and then realise too late I already do

>>126703577
Fuck, I already have it. Sorry.

>>126703605
>Woods of Ypres
I'm listening to 5 right now kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GazX1PR0j_k

>>126703577
this shit rips

>>126699783

anything released this week you guys like?

>>126703605
How many albums do you have that you forget which ones you own? I have around 300 so it's not hard to remember

>>126703618
I WAS TRAVELLING ALOOOOONE

>>126703636
About 300 CDs and about 300 vinyl. Doesn't include stuff like discopgraphy boxes cos I'm lazy
Nearly 50 instances where I happen to have both a CD and vinyl of the same album

And 1 cassette :^)

>>126703628
no

>>126703628
Gaahls Wyrd
Funeral
that's it

>>126703618
So this makes me cool right???

>>126703729
sneaky GBK

Jute Gyte

>>126703743
Are we buying his discography on Juneteenth

>>126703741
I would never.

>>126703756

>>126703756

>>126703756

Angra

>>126702403
We always associated opeth with faggotry. Your post is a bit redundant