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Anonymous No.126707918 [Report] >>126709080
/metal/
Living Dangerously edition
>>126703756
FAQ: https://pastebin.com
Anonymous No.126707924 [Report] >>126707952
core is metal
Anonymous No.126707929 [Report] >>126707952 >>126708080 >>126708164 >>126708358 >>126708386 >>126708452 >>126708467 >>126708468 >>126708658 >>126708773 >>126708819 >>126708957 >>126708965 >>126709184 >>126709197 >>126709215 >>126709223 >>126709600 >>126710143 >>126710349 >>126710425 >>126710544
BLASTING
Anonymous No.126707949 [Report] >>126707978 >>126708029
Excellent OP!
Anonymous No.126707952 [Report] >>126708006 >>126709426
>>126707929
Picrel.
>>126706323
>>126706494
Fucking heil.
>>126707924
Defo can be yeah.
Anonymous No.126707978 [Report] >>126707983
>>126707949
Losercore
Anonymous No.126707983 [Report] >>126707994
>>126707978
Correct, those posts are peak losercore.
Anonymous No.126707987 [Report]
Not enough cat webms in the last thread.
Anonymous No.126707989 [Report]
Dave Mustaine wrote Load
Anonymous No.126707994 [Report]
>>126707983
Nah those posts are good posts. Your post is losercore
Anonymous No.126708000 [Report]
More like Dave Dickstaine amirite lmao
Anonymous No.126708004 [Report] >>126708026 >>126708960
>my coffee
black
>my clothes
black
>my metal
not black
Anonymous No.126708006 [Report]
>>126707952
Also losercore
Anonymous No.126708021 [Report] >>126708029
>>126678257
>>126678257
Anonymous No.126708026 [Report]
>>126708004
>my heart
black
>my skin
black
>my piss, shit, cum, bile, saliva, tears , sweat, blood, & cerebrospinal fluid
that's right bitch. black as tar
Anonymous No.126708029 [Report] >>126708046
>>126708021
>>126707949
I'm sure a very mentally sane person that has a good job and is an upstanding member of their community posted those images over and over every day
Anonymous No.126708046 [Report]
>>126708029
They're easily the best posts in this autistic shithole of a general, correct
Anonymous No.126708049 [Report]
>my bones
you guessed it
>my soul
ok now this is getting redundant
Anonymous No.126708055 [Report] >>126708071
>They're easily the best posts in this autistic shithole of a general, correct
Anonymous No.126708066 [Report] >>126708092 >>126708121 >>126708329 >>126708437 >>126708466 >>126708467 >>126708837 >>126711915
BLASTING: WINNER METAL EDITION
Anonymous No.126708071 [Report] >>126708092
>>126708055
/metal/posters: the rat
Me: the lion
Anonymous No.126708080 [Report]
>>126707929
Anonymous No.126708082 [Report] >>126708346
>death thrash
post recommendations please

>"party" thrash (like testament, overkill, etc.)
also post recommendations please

thanks nicely in advance
Anonymous No.126708092 [Report] >>126708101
>>126708071
>so low IQ you don't understand how mirrors work
impressive self-own, very nice.
>>126708066
Anonymous No.126708101 [Report] >>126708105
>>126708092
>so low IQ you don't understand how metaphors work
Lmao
Anonymous No.126708103 [Report] >>126708114
Metal for acquiring a 19 y/o girlfriend?
Anonymous No.126708105 [Report] >>126708114
>>126708101
>not understanding how metaphors work either
Did one of your fatherly love sessions damage your brain?
Anonymous No.126708109 [Report]
>be me
>finally getting around to hearing castle rat
>really like them a lot
>fall in love with chick singer
>find her IG
>she's gorgeous
>imagine meeting her, eventual marriage, etc.
>see pics of her with arms up in air
>hairiest pits i've ever seen
>absolutely disgusted beyond belief and practically vomit
>will never listen to this band again

fucking cunt
Anonymous No.126708114 [Report]
>>126708103
Sleep Token
>>126708105
Grim freak post
Anonymous No.126708121 [Report] >>126708129
>>126708066
Anonymous No.126708129 [Report] >>126708147
>>126708121
More losercore, nice
Anonymous No.126708145 [Report]
I'm the hero of Kvetch
Anonymous No.126708147 [Report] >>126708157
>>126708129
Better losercore than your LOOSERcore.
>SO REPULSIVE, GAPE
>IT DOESN'T SHUT
Anonymous No.126708157 [Report] >>126708171
>>126708147
>admitting it's losercore
Nice
Anonymous No.126708164 [Report] >>126708284 >>126708286
>>126707929
First song of the thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzECVDvW9so&si=c_BelcYnxmXDN_rI
Anonymous No.126708171 [Report] >>126708183
Metal is inherently grim, and freaks out plebs as a result.
>>126708157
I said it as a hypothetical, not that someone fooled by mirrors would know.
Anonymous No.126708183 [Report]
>>126708171
You're a loser that nobody cares about (the rat)
I'm the most important and most respectable person in this arena that is /metal/ (the lion)

My taste and posts are better, more entertaining and interesting than yours
Anonymous No.126708188 [Report] >>126708200 >>126708221
8 1 8
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Anonymous No.126708200 [Report] >>126708221 >>126708895
>>126708188
Is this metal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hL9EQ3Dm4iw&si=Hy6DjQnRgrbzl9_C
Anonymous No.126708213 [Report] >>126708217 >>126708289 >>126708307
What’s the Heaviest album ever?
Anonymous No.126708217 [Report]
>>126708213
Slipknot by Iowa
Anonymous No.126708221 [Report] >>126708225 >>126708334 >>126708868
>>126697773
>>126697852
https://desuarchive.org/mu/search/text/%22why%20are%20metalheads%20like%20this%22/
>>126685635
>>126685685
>post drivel, degeneracy, idiocy, etc.
>>126676580
>>126676600
>reply to yourself "why are metalheads like this?"
>>126672216
>>126672239
>continue to make spam posts and reply to yourself with more spam
>>126708188
>>126708200
>continue to pretend you're listening to metal
Why are rodents in human form like this?
Anonymous No.126708225 [Report] >>126708227 >>126708238 >>126708888
>>126708221
Why are metalheads like this
Anonymous No.126708227 [Report] >>126708258
>>126708225
>repeats dialogue again
Why are roborodents like this?
Anonymous No.126708238 [Report] >>126708243
>>126708225
Anonymous No.126708243 [Report] >>126708258
>>126708238
Why are you laughing at your reflection, buddy?
Anonymous No.126708249 [Report]
Sleep Token is metal
Anonymous No.126708251 [Report] >>126708266 >>126708267 >>126708588 >>126708635
does anyone ever hear a band and see their album covers and art and think they must be the biggest fucking freaks or literal psychopaths or just scary, confrontational people in the world yet besides looking like the typical dirty metal scumbag, they're actually normal in demeanor or borderline friendly?
Anonymous No.126708258 [Report]
>>126708227
>>126708243
Sorry mate but you've been absolutely done in by your own post, just pack it in already
Anonymous No.126708266 [Report]
>>126708251
No, never.
Anonymous No.126708267 [Report]
>>126708251
You mean they're posers then? Yeah I don't listen to them then
Anonymous No.126708272 [Report] >>126708276
>Sorry mate but you've been absolutely done in by your own post, just pack it in already
Anonymous No.126708276 [Report]
>>126708272
Me on the left
You on the right
Anonymous No.126708281 [Report]
To be fair, I have a very high IQ compared to metalheads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiRLb8AYgIc
Anonymous No.126708284 [Report] >>126708320
>>126708164
who dis?
Anonymous No.126708286 [Report]
>>126708164
Probably not going to listen to the whole album if there's too much vocals on the other tracks but I will definitely listen to this 20 minute long metal song
Anonymous No.126708289 [Report]
>>126708213
Burnt Offerings by Iced Earth
Anonymous No.126708306 [Report] >>126708312
be honest: how many people just rely on bandcamp or streaming as opposed to buying physical releases
Anonymous No.126708307 [Report]
>>126708213
Probably the one with the most vinyl records required to listen to the whole album
Anonymous No.126708312 [Report] >>126708325
>>126708306
Why don't you ask a robot for this calculation
Anonymous No.126708320 [Report]
>>126708284
It's Yob, says right there in the link
Anonymous No.126708325 [Report] >>126708331 >>126708334
>>126708312
Ok. I just did and its answer was

Artist: Darkthrone
Album: Panzerfaust
Song: Beholding The Throne of Might

>And destruction upon the holy man
>Who hails a jew
Anonymous No.126708329 [Report] >>126708361
>>126708066
Anonymous No.126708331 [Report] >>126708334
>>126708325
Varg Vikernes about the Early Norwegian Scene gathering in Helvete(direct quotation):

>Turns out that, pretty much everybody were so-called "racist", they were anti-immigration, they were pro-nationalist, we cultivated this
Anonymous No.126708334 [Report] >>126708352
>>126708325
>>126708331

>>126708221
Anonymous No.126708346 [Report]
>>126708082
Agressor
Gama Bomb
Anonymous No.126708352 [Report] >>126708361
>>126708334
Incoherent post
Anonymous No.126708358 [Report]
>>126707929
goa trance fridays
Anonymous No.126708361 [Report] >>126708366 >>126708398
>>126708329
>Ratthew: durr why do you guys post album covers and not links to songs?
Granted.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJPKBN_NcwI
>>126708352
Quite coherent if you don't have whiskers and long front teeth.
Anonymous No.126708366 [Report] >>126708375
>>126708361
Obsessive schizophrenic post
Anonymous No.126708368 [Report]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0JYLCo0c4A
Look, both the image and link are metal! Is that so hard?
Anonymous No.126708375 [Report] >>126708383
>>126708366
thank you projector possum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSYGOow0-Z0
Anonymous No.126708378 [Report]
Yep, another Unholy Massacre Monday.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEH7Dv0dWpU
Anonymous No.126708381 [Report] >>126708383
>he doesnt get the OP or the blastings
>goes apeshit posting drivel and making a joke of himself
Every time.
Anonymous No.126708383 [Report]
>>126708381
>>126708375
Anonymous No.126708386 [Report]
>>126707929
Is this metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdcUyieCeGY
Anonymous No.126708398 [Report] >>126708402
>>126708361
>"Ratthew"

Lol wat. I'm gonna start calling people their name but incorrectly. Fhris. Ratrick. Pouis HAHAHA "Pouis" instead of Louis lol.

pic unrel
Anonymous No.126708402 [Report]
>>126708398
The irony is that it's an easy identifier of a less cool poster
Anonymous No.126708437 [Report] >>126708443 >>126708595 >>126708621
I just want the OP to be metal-related and not zero effort. More importantly I want metal discussion (not alt rock and funcore) here, it can be friendly or ball-busting or elitist or trollish, but there has to be a certain level of shared good faith that everyone here actually likes the music and wants to shoot the shit about it in some way. But Marshrew wants no metal and no discussion, he wants to destroy that for his own vanity and obsessive ritualistic spamposting. Remember, /bleep/ didn't die, it was killed. Smothered by a pillow of spam.
Anyway, blasting.
>>126708066
Anonymous No.126708443 [Report] >>126708483
>>126708437
no one wants to talk about metal that I like though because I have shit taste
Anonymous No.126708450 [Report]
>I just want the OP to be metal-related and not zero effort. More importantly I want metal discussion (not alt rock and funcore) here, it can be friendly or ball-busting or elitist or trollish, but there has to be a certain level of shared good faith that everyone here actually likes the music and wants to shoot the shit about it in some way. But Marshrew wants no metal and no discussion, he wants to destroy that for his own vanity and obsessive ritualistic spamposting. Remember, /bleep/ didn't die, it was killed. Smothered by a pillow of spam.
>Anyway, blasting.
Anonymous No.126708452 [Report]
>>126707929
Stop shilling this soi boy shit. Go be a poser somewhere else
Anonymous No.126708466 [Report]
>>126708066
Anonymous No.126708467 [Report] >>126708484 >>126711915
This is some really, really obscure death metal from Germany. They do an extremely fast, tremolo-riff-heavy style. It's unique, not just in terms of the riffs which are unpredictable to say the least but also in terms of the mix. The closest thing I can compare it to is Defeated Sanity's very first album, which doesn't really sound like the rest of Defeated Sanity. Anyways.

Link
https://medecophobic.bandcamp.com/album/pandemic-of-existence

>>126707929
>>126708066
Anonymous No.126708468 [Report] >>126708478 >>126708490 >>126708502 >>126708514
>>126707929
>Tálcunnana dëhajma tun dejl bënatsë abcul’han dlhenic ëlh inagat, jahadlhë adrhasha indauzglën nu dlhevusao ibajngra nava líeshtamhan ëf novejhan conetc danëctc qin, ëf tu dlhicadëtrhënna bë ablhundrhaba judjenan alhëtangrasë shidandlhamësë inqom
Why do people put in all that effort to make a really nice, moody album and then shit all over it by giving it some bizarro title like this? Is it meant to deflect criticism in advance by giving it an haha oh so random title and acting like you made it as a joke?
Anonymous No.126708478 [Report] >>126708502 >>126708514
>>126708468
i think some bands really like that intentionally undecipherable, esoteric feel
Anonymous No.126708483 [Report]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjNQYmOH5MA
>>126708443
Worst case scenario for sane people, you don't burn any more time on /meal/, and you go make your own thread about the music you like. But for nutcases who care more about getting attention than sharing and talking about music, that's a non-starter. Better to piss all over one's self and the walls of an established place until the stench of piss seeps into the carpet, and mutter "rent free" when the natives are rightfully irritated.
Anonymous No.126708484 [Report]
>>126708467
>read your description
>check MA
>"Brutal Death Metal"
huh
Anonymous No.126708490 [Report]
>>126708468
Stop replying to yourself. Ain't no one trying to discuss that tranny slop.
Anonymous No.126708502 [Report] >>126708514 >>126708540
>>126708468
>needing to break down concepts to lower-IQ metalheads (again)
It's to transcend the idea of lyrics and language and simply using the voice as another instrument thus propelling the music into a pure form that exists in its own distinct sphere (see: >>126708478)
Mysticism metal
Anonymous No.126708506 [Report]
>126708502
No one cares pedo
Anonymous No.126708514 [Report]
>>126708468
>>126708478
>>126708502
Fart-huffing pretension and/or absurdist/ironic detachment. Up (down) there with the likes of Liturgy, Söy Indigestion, and BTBAM.
Anonymous No.126708515 [Report] >>126708520 >>126708575 >>126708626 >>126708703
Was there ever a time when metal really shocked you or made you uncomfortable? Mine are when I was a teen finding slayer-angel of death and then gorguts-earthly love
Anonymous No.126708520 [Report]
>>126708515
Not really, unless you include things like being surprised that "The Uncomfortable Silence In Between Beatings" does actually feature a sample of someone getting whipped.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qb1M_loEA6Q
Anonymous No.126708527 [Report] >>126708539
Cannibal... Corpse???
Anonymous No.126708539 [Report] >>126708562
>>126708527
Is it a corpse of a cannibal or a corpse that somehow eats other corpses?
Anonymous No.126708540 [Report] >>126708547
>>126708502
Just put the fries in the bag bro
Anonymous No.126708547 [Report] >>126708556
>>126708540
Just Keep calm and listen to Trha
Anonymous No.126708556 [Report] >>126708574
>>126708547
I'd rather listen to something good other than a soi clone of watered down satanic warmaster
Anonymous No.126708562 [Report]
>>126708539
>corpse of a cannibal
Anonymous No.126708574 [Report]
>>126708556
Bizarre non-sequitur, but yeah same. Which is why I'd rather listen to Trha, a good band with an original sound
Anonymous No.126708575 [Report] >>126708675
>>126708515
yeah I think when I was first getting into brutal death metal and I was experiencing the thrill of that for the first time (age 16)

and then there are some particularly manic black metal records that can sometimes strike that nerve. after a while though you mostly go after the connoisseur aspect of being a fan and appreciating when something is done well. it's not about just the pure thrill but also what makes a band great and well-rounded and enjoyable after more than one listen

your question is a fun one to answer but I always think it's corny and un-trve when guys obsess over "le most disturbing" metal albums. to me those are noise fans, which is cool, but metal is still music and it should take work that isn't just intellectual

way too long of an answer but idc
Anonymous No.126708588 [Report] >>126709577
>>126708251
Are you familiar with Junji Ito's art? This is what he looks like.
Anonymous No.126708592 [Report] >>126708600
Blood Incantation shocked me by helping me understand that people actually enjoy terrible progressive death metal
Anonymous No.126708595 [Report] >>126708601
>>126708437
Impressive how you manage to seem to be an even bigger loser than a literally mentally ill stoner retard with a ratface that spends 20 hours of his day on here.
Anonymous No.126708600 [Report]
>>126708592
mustache + blood incantation merch is never a good sign.
Anonymous No.126708601 [Report]
>>126708595
Impressive how you manage to seem to lack the self-awareness to realize you're just as big of a loser as the guy you just replied to
Anonymous No.126708616 [Report] >>126709567
>mentally ill
Nope
>stoner
Nope
>retard
Nope
>ratface
Nope
>spends 20 hours of his day on here
Nope

Boring stuff. Where's the metal
Anonymous No.126708621 [Report] >>126708759
>>126708437
>there has to be a certain level of shared good faith
There never was. Hector and Norseposter tried, but you still succumb to garbage and cannot objectively rate music. So there will never be good faith, you are eternally stuck in slop phase.
>inb4 it's... you!
Anonymous No.126708625 [Report]
Jute, Gyte
Anonymous No.126708626 [Report] >>126708632 >>126708675
>>126708515
>Black Sabbath - Black Sabbath (song)
less shock, more "holy shit this sounds dark and cool, they came up with this in 1970?"
>Mayhem - Funeral Fog
Never heard a proper blast beat before, certainly not for so long. A jolt of surprise from the beginning, floored by how well the momentum and mood was kept throughout the song, even when the rhythm dropped out before the first verse.
>Gorguts - Obscura (song, but the album in general, frankly)
Just baffled at the fucking sounds they were making with their instruments. Had moments of "wtf this is just noise".
>Suffocation - Effigy of the Forgotten
Sounded just like the idea of death metal that I had of it in my head before hearing OSDM stuff. So alien to my still traditional heavy metal ears I thought it all sounded the same.
>Cryptopsy - None So Vile
>Liers in Wait - Spiritually Uncontrolled Art
>Nithing - Agonal Hymns
>Anal Stabwound - Reality Drips into the Mouth of Indifference
More cases of initial "what the hell am I listening to" shock and discomfort. NSV for it's mad guttural barking and unusual drumwork, SUA and Agonal Hymns for each sounding like technical death metal whirlwinds, and Reality Drips with the way it establishes themes and frequently shifts and variates them in cool ways.
Anonymous No.126708628 [Report]
> Hector and Norseposter tried
Anonymous No.126708632 [Report] >>126708675
>>126708626
Fag
Anonymous No.126708635 [Report]
>>126708251
I just think of the moment a couple of heavily drunk or stoned guys are having a conversation about what would happen if you snapped your dick in half and then tried to cum or some shit and then they decide to write a song about it.
Anonymous No.126708658 [Report] >>126709591
>>126707929
Anonymous No.126708675 [Report] >>126708689 >>126708691
>>126708626
Forgot one
>Encenathrakh - Encenathrakh
Their kind of nonsensical noise death is not one I revisit, but hearing metal played in a way so impossible to mentally piece together was quite discomforting. It was like trying to grab a fistful of sand.
>>126708575
>some particularly manic black metal records that can sometimes strike that nerve
Sortsind - Sår is that for me, even still.
>I always think it's corny and un-trve when guys obsess over "le most disturbing" metal albums. to me those are noise fans, which is cool, but metal is still music and it should take work that isn't just intellectual
Some of my favorite metal albums were difficult to parse at first, and I grew to love them once I heard the music past the "noise". Granted some albums are noise (good or bad) or are otherwise scatterbrained or forgettable, but I chase that feeling of shock and confusion turning into understanding and awe that great extreme metal albums can give me.
>>126708632
They fear the effortposter (once just called "posting" in pre-schizo times).
Anonymous No.126708689 [Report] >>126708759
>>126708675
>encenathrakh
it's pretty well known that this is fully improvised music and to me that kind of eliminates it as a contender
Anonymous No.126708691 [Report] >>126708759
>>126708675
You should put an effort into physical and mental training, your family and other personal relationships and possibly your job, not waste your time posting about tourist albums on a board where literally no one cares. Maybe you'll figure that one out once you turn 16.
Anonymous No.126708703 [Report] >>126708710
>>126708515
>Christian parents get together with a bunch of friends
>couples bring their kids
>me, I think the youngest boy, single-digit age
>naturally just follow the older boys around
>kid whose house it was brings us into his room
>pulls Metallica - Load CD from under a pile of books in his closet
>older boys grinning mischievously, speaking in hushed voices
>my kid ears can't really process the powerful forbidden sounds that begin blasting from the CD player
>stomach tightens
>never heard anything like this
>I'm even more freaked out by the cover
Funny to even think about now.
Anonymous No.126708710 [Report]
>>126708703
And now you like boys.
Anonymous No.126708743 [Report]
Gorgoroth - Antichrist
Anonymous No.126708759 [Report] >>126708765 >>126708805
>>126708621
Heccy failed because his model of what makes good metal was flawed, and a bad model gets heemed by reality every time the two clash. Skronk without distinction, balance, or purpose makes for bad songs and worse albums. A dissoshit fan can't pick a favorite song because they all blend together. On the consonant end, his shred-"death" was technicality without voice. No amount of crying tremolotrite and power chord sloppa changed the fact that he not just had bad taste, but fundamentally wrong taste, opposed to metal's essential characteristics. He would call Brian Ferneyhough a genius if he had actually enjoyed classical enough to have heard the name. Hector is gay and has AIDS.
>>126708689
Fair, I just mean the overall execution of it is cool in the narrow sense of extreme metal at its most alien. And it gets more baffling when you try to find sense in it.
>>126708691
Anon asked and I let my train of thought carry me. It's sad you don't have actual passion for your interests, that you only listen to music or do whatever else because it fills your senses and kills time.
Anonymous No.126708760 [Report]
Grand Belial's Key
Anonymous No.126708765 [Report] >>126708769 >>126708785
>>126708759
You don't have passion, you have autism.
Anonymous No.126708769 [Report]
>>126708765
Same thing.
Anonymous No.126708773 [Report] >>126708791
>>126707929

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzUndAnCieE
Anonymous No.126708785 [Report]
>>126708765
incredibly hurtful burn
Anonymous No.126708791 [Report]
>>126708773
Why would they let the bonus track be the best track lmao
Anonymous No.126708798 [Report]
any good modern thrash?
Anonymous No.126708805 [Report] >>126708814 >>126708820
>>126708759
>model of what makes good metal was flawed
His model was straightforward. Quality = good. Appreciating quality takes effort, which you do not possess to the level that you think you do.
Anonymous No.126708812 [Report]
>His model was straightforward. Quality = good. Appreciating quality takes effort, which you do not possess to the level that you think you do.
Anonymous No.126708814 [Report]
>>126708805
>Appreciating quality takes effort
absolutely nonsensical retard take, you truly belong here
Anonymous No.126708816 [Report]
Dissolicious delights
Anonymous No.126708819 [Report]
>>126707929
Anonymous No.126708820 [Report] >>126708835
>>126708805
His model was, like with out latest effortposter teen: Virtue signaling and self-masturbation.
Anonymous No.126708835 [Report]
>>126708820
that and constant comparing themselves to other postes
Anonymous No.126708837 [Report]
>>126708066
Very slowly warming up to this
Anonymous No.126708868 [Report]
>>126708221
CORRECT.
Anonymous No.126708888 [Report] >>126708896
>>126708225
CORRECT.
Anonymous No.126708895 [Report]
>>126708200
Yes.
Anonymous No.126708896 [Report] >>126708903
>>126708888
thank you scriptshrew
Anonymous No.126708900 [Report]
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=TzUndAnCieE

You have to listen on youtube music for the fullest volume, protip
Anonymous No.126708903 [Report]
>>126708896
It's called luck, divine blessings, whatever ye may call it
Anonymous No.126708957 [Report]
>>126707929
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jw6-LzuEvb4&si=fHSwyoM1YOMzNf0n
Anonymous No.126708960 [Report] >>126708964
>>126708004
>my political views
progressive
>my wardrobe
progressive
>my metal
trad heavy
Anonymous No.126708964 [Report]
>>126708960
>your testosterone levels
Very low
Anonymous No.126708965 [Report]
>>126707929
Anonymous No.126708997 [Report]
I just roke up
Anonymous No.126709007 [Report] >>126709013
>my wine
red
>my political views
red
>my bank balance
red
>my metal
guess
Anonymous No.126709013 [Report] >>126709049
>>126709007
Red metal is poser shit. Only green metal is true.
Anonymous No.126709019 [Report] >>126709069
Bongman - A Ballad For Austin Schumacher [UNRELEASED]
Anonymous No.126709044 [Report] >>126709061
Whoaaaaa
We're halfway there
Anonymous No.126709049 [Report]
>>126709013
You know red-green colourblindness? Well, I have red-green metal-deafness. They sound indisinguishable to me.
Anonymous No.126709061 [Report]
>>126709044
Milestone metal?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKr1b1KmgYw
Anonymous No.126709069 [Report] >>126709089 >>126709117 >>126709120
>>126709019
Good song, but I prefer the modern metal classic that is Lil Rat ft. Nurse With Wound - I Am Albino (prod. Tranni Jan) [OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO] (2025) SW EXCLUSIVE (slowed + reverb). Almost as heavy as Pantera.
Anonymous No.126709078 [Report]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jiydFImA2QY&si=dbWvkZ9jzVKSPOL-
Anonymous No.126709080 [Report]
>>126707918 (OP)
*PLINK PLINK PLONK*
Anonymous No.126709089 [Report] >>126709095
>>126709069
kek
what is SW?
Anonymous No.126709095 [Report] >>126709152
>>126709089
SLAM WORLDWIDE, BUBBLES
Anonymous No.126709117 [Report] >>126709120
>>126709069
Immodest Mouse ft. Full of Hell - Squeak Clique (prod. Doctor Frank) [MID SCOOPED]
Anonymous No.126709120 [Report]
>>126709117
>>126709069
Epic reddit jokes, me laugh now.
Ek ek hek
Anonymous No.126709125 [Report]
Dave "The Megadiaper" Mustaine
Anonymous No.126709131 [Report]
Kerry "The Smash Burger" King
Anonymous No.126709134 [Report] >>126709141
Anthrax - Greatest Hits
Anonymous No.126709141 [Report]
>>126709134
This one's gonna have me laughing for days ngl loooool
Anonymous No.126709152 [Report]
>>126709095
Thanks. Jeez.
Anonymous No.126709174 [Report] >>126709196 >>126709197
Where's the good music?
Anonymous No.126709184 [Report]
>>126707929
Is this metal?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNZcqeD-5mQ&si=Ok1tPGxWDditMTHO
Anonymous No.126709185 [Report]
>my job
technical
>my conversation style
overly technical
>my virginity
technically lost
>my death metal
old-school and caverncore
Anonymous No.126709196 [Report]
>>126709174
It's right here: https://youtu.be/6-sq23N8cL8
Anonymous No.126709197 [Report]
>>126707929
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypz5adaVAaQ

>>126709174
Thought you'd never ask. >>126701996
Please ignore the above reply; my taste is abysmal.
Anonymous No.126709215 [Report]
>>126707929
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIkRQpsn7U8
Anonymous No.126709222 [Report] >>126709640
Was there another whoreson-poster besides off-trip N*gru? I think there was.
Anonymous No.126709223 [Report] >>126709729
>>126707929
Anonymous No.126709226 [Report]
does black metal sound better being raw or progressive?
Anonymous No.126709264 [Report]
Trhä AOTY
Anonymous No.126709378 [Report] >>126709384 >>126709422
>my dance style
MOSH
>my metal
CORE
>my media feed
TRENDS
>my lifestyle
determines my deathstyle
Anonymous No.126709384 [Report] >>126709463
>>126709378
Correct.
Anonymous No.126709422 [Report] >>126709463
>>126709378
hell yeah sister!
Anonymous No.126709426 [Report] >>126709442
>>126707952
Based
Anonymous No.126709430 [Report] >>126709448 >>126710524
i love melodeath so much its unreal
Anonymous No.126709440 [Report] >>126709445 >>126709446
at what point in their discography does hypocrisy turn shitty?
Anonymous No.126709442 [Report]
>>126709426
LOSER
Anonymous No.126709445 [Report]
>>126709440
Somewhere around 1 minute after the band formed
Anonymous No.126709446 [Report]
>>126709440
never
Anonymous No.126709448 [Report]
>>126709430
Listen to this if you haven't
Anonymous No.126709463 [Report]
>>126709384
>>126709422
I'm a dude, but when I die, you're invited to attend my FUNeral and help my loved ones with the playlist :)
Anonymous No.126709499 [Report] >>126709539 >>126709574
Anonymous No.126709539 [Report]
>>126709499
Look at that absolute WINNER. You just know he's WINNING at life! Winnercore post
Anonymous No.126709567 [Report] >>126709629 >>126709872 >>126709894
>>126708616
>tales of a story
wow, compelling title
Anonymous No.126709574 [Report]
>>126709499
he even got that strap on diaper to peg your mom at any moment
Anonymous No.126709577 [Report]
>>126708588
He looks like an Asian version of Secretary Hambug
Anonymous No.126709591 [Report]
>>126708658
INHERENTLY.
Anonymous No.126709600 [Report] >>126709616 >>126710367
>>126707929
Anonymous No.126709616 [Report] >>126709619
>>126709600
Their frontwoman is so small I could barely see her on stage
Anonymous No.126709619 [Report] >>126709752
>>126709616
>missing these love handles
Anonymous No.126709629 [Report]
>>126709567
>music of a song
Anonymous No.126709640 [Report] >>126710481
>>126709222
it was all the german kpop fag – also the diaper fetish
of course negru began to copy it
Anonymous No.126709709 [Report] >>126709728
>wake up
>look at what the thread has been so far
>absolutely fucking awful
never NEVER trust europoors when they say "b-but american posting hours are worse..."
Anonymous No.126709715 [Report]
>my whining shitposts will improve the thread!
posers and faggots, the lot of you
Anonymous No.126709716 [Report]
>shit of an ass
Anonymous No.126709728 [Report]
>>126709709
Eurohours are always objectively better.
It's just ratthew is a great equaliser of feces.
Anonymous No.126709729 [Report]
>>126709223
Thompson (NEW)
Anonymous No.126709733 [Report] >>126709831
Crapped the old shit prison again while listening to Ozzy's ballads on my Ipod touch. No idea how I am supposed to watch the live stream of the legends last gig without giving the old pampy a Shitbath from all the emotions I'll be feeling when the king of metal finally leaves the stage for good.
Anonymous No.126709752 [Report] >>126709778
>>126709619
>belly button piercing
I can forgive a bit of excess weight if AND ONLY IF the girl's got a belly ring.
Anonymous No.126709778 [Report]
>>126709752
how do you forgive your excess weight then?
Anonymous No.126709828 [Report] >>126710005 >>126711547
I really like this
Anonymous No.126709831 [Report] >>126709837
>>126709733
Nobody under the age of 30 cares about that whoreson
Anonymous No.126709837 [Report]
>>126709831
I'm almost as old Ozzy.
Anonymous No.126709845 [Report]
>unironic geriatric diaper shitters in /metal/
grim
dire even
Anonymous No.126709855 [Report] >>126709862
>Here is your NSBM trad girl bro
Anonymous No.126709862 [Report]
>>126709855
thanks bro, she's perfect
Anonymous No.126709872 [Report]
>>126709567
kek
I guess they could've called it Metanarrative, but then it would have to be progwank
Anonymous No.126709894 [Report]
>>126709567
it insists upon itself
Anonymous No.126709900 [Report] >>126709955
metal for a Jew and some third worlders trying to sign into my Microsoft account?
Anonymous No.126709955 [Report]
>>126709900
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNPSSs1xnpY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhFEjJ_hlss
Eh, I was hoping for a title with the word 'breach'. Anywho
Found myself in a similar situation last year, except my would-be hacker was Russian, and bloody persistent. One attempt per day for weeks on end. It's funny because *I* don't even sign into my Microsoft account! I changed the password anyway because it made me feel better.
Anonymous No.126710004 [Report]
>Eh, I was hoping for a title with the word 'breach'. Anywho
>Found myself in a similar situation last year, except my would-be hacker was Russian, and bloody persistent. One attempt per day for weeks on end. It's funny because *I* don't even sign into my Microsoft account! I changed the password anyway because it made me feel better.
Anonymous No.126710005 [Report] >>126710527
>>126709828
isn't this Drudkh but worse?
Anonymous No.126710041 [Report] >>126710688
why ethnic so much good in metal? whitey no ahve souls?
Anonymous No.126710045 [Report]
Anon's Demo 2025
Anonymous No.126710046 [Report] >>126710054
What did Varg mean by this?
Anonymous No.126710054 [Report] >>126710061
>>126710046
this means he is using his name (Louis) as his password for all his online accounts.
Anonymous No.126710061 [Report] >>126710133
>>126710054
His real, real name is Kristian lmao
Anonymous No.126710133 [Report]
>>126710061
uhhh do not deadname Louis
Anonymous No.126710143 [Report] >>126710179
>>126707929
Anonymous No.126710179 [Report] >>126710189
>>126710143
Someone 'jak this please
Anonymous No.126710189 [Report]
>>126710179
you meme loving fuck
Anonymous No.126710318 [Report] >>126710333 >>126710338 >>126710544 >>126710546 >>126710656 >>126710674 >>126710683
What is your comfort metal band?
A band that is not particularly innovative or sophisticated and whose songs often sound the same but that you can always enjoy listening to, either for nostalgia or for some other reasons

For me it's Amorphis, Ensiferum, Kalmah, Enslaved or Overkill
Anonymous No.126710333 [Report]
>>126710318
More like cumfart metal band in your case.
Anonymous No.126710338 [Report] >>126710387
>>126710318
When I used to use spotify a lot, I was one of the top listeners for The Black Dahlia Murder since I could just throw them on at any given time and be content with it.
Anonymous No.126710349 [Report] >>126710376 >>126710777
>>126707929
Anonymous No.126710367 [Report]
>>126709600
Seeing them this Tuesday, can't wait. The new album is the best thing they've ever done.
Anonymous No.126710376 [Report] >>126710384 >>126710478
>>126710349
Looks cool. How is it? I'm gonna blast regardless, but what am I getting into?
Anonymous No.126710384 [Report] >>126710496
>>126710376
Speed/Trad metal with unique vocals
Anonymous No.126710387 [Report]
>>126710338
Yes their music has been consistently enjoyable but Everblack is their best for me
Anonymous No.126710425 [Report]
>>126707929
Anonymous No.126710477 [Report] >>126710496 >>126710600
hell yea dude
Anonymous No.126710478 [Report] >>126710496 >>126710540
>>126710376
mid tempo trad with drunken Finnish vocals
Anonymous No.126710481 [Report]
>>126709640
I see.
Man, I know schizos can be creative, even to the point of releasing albums. Why we gotta be saddled with the ones who can't even form an original thought?
Anonymous No.126710496 [Report] >>126710504 >>126710548 >>126710562
>>126710477
Is this cover supposed to be a joke or something? Looks very very lame. Like that Pale Swordsman album, but somehow even more feminine.

>>126710384
>>126710478
>unique vocals
>drunken Finnish vocals
Listening!
Anonymous No.126710504 [Report] >>126710517
>>126710496
>Looks very very lame
it's hilarious and I hope it's an intentional IRL shitpost
Anonymous No.126710517 [Report]
>>126710504
I don't think anything will ever top Sacred Wife's Son
Anonymous No.126710524 [Report]
>>126709430
I wouldn't go that far. Maybe
>some melodeath is good and I'm tired of pretending it's not
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-aixHbS1NM
Anonymous No.126710527 [Report]
>>126710005
Much better than Reddrukh
Anonymous No.126710540 [Report]
>>126710478
>drunken
>Finnish
pick 2
Anonymous No.126710544 [Report] >>126710587 >>126710667
>>126710318
>>126707929
What happens if you break the oath?
Anonymous No.126710546 [Report]
>>126710318
Fear Factory
Ministry
Anonymous No.126710548 [Report]
>>126710496
>is this a joke or something
that would be you my dude, while the guy on the cover is probably fucking your mom right now

instant AOTY
Anonymous No.126710562 [Report]
>>126710496
Enjoy my man, Angel Sword's first album is also excellent.
Anonymous No.126710587 [Report]
>>126710544
Don't.
Anonymous No.126710600 [Report]
>>126710477
WOLVES FEED ON THESE FORGOTTEN DREAMS
I POINT MY SWORD TO THE PAST
Anonymous No.126710606 [Report]
Post your best Christmas albums
Anonymous No.126710656 [Report]
>>126710318
Monstrosity.
Their 2018 album was scheduled to drop on my birthday, yet I could only summon mild enthusiasm because I knew it would be good but not great. On the day I found out, I was more pumped about the cute blonde girl who'd smiled at me while ordering her takeaway mocha.
Anonymous No.126710667 [Report]
>>126710544
Ramifications
Anonymous No.126710674 [Report] >>126710753
>>126710318
>amorphis
>enslaved
>not innovative or sophisticated
Anonymous No.126710683 [Report] >>126710692 >>126710768
>>126710318
Anonymous No.126710688 [Report]
>>126710041
metal is for 3rd worlders, whites listen to rap
Anonymous No.126710692 [Report]
>>126710683
>food analogy
imagine being so fat...
Anonymous No.126710753 [Report] >>126710840
>>126710674
Their easly albums were unique, but they have been creatively stale for the last 15-20 years
Anonymous No.126710768 [Report]
>>126710683
>Insomnium
triggered
Anonymous No.126710777 [Report] >>126710820
>>126710349
As the other anon said, looks cool. The female figure reminds me of pic related, The Corrupt faction from Unreal Tournament -- except for her staff, which looks to be stolen from Warcraft's Furion Stormrage.
Going back to UT, I had a raging boner for the Dark Phalanx babes. Good times.
Anonymous No.126710820 [Report]
>>126710777
>pic related
I was mildly unsettled by the cyborg babes, but wished I could see them in a different light, so their design would not be for naught. Guess I gotta listen to some cyber metal now.
Anonymous No.126710840 [Report]
>>126710753
This is true. In the case of Amorphis I don't listen to much after the Relapse era.
Anonymous No.126710845 [Report] >>126711021 >>126711078
>tfw no thicc latina metal gf
Anonymous No.126710981 [Report] >>126711015
I don't like any of y'all
Anonymous No.126711015 [Report] >>126711022 >>126711415
>>126710981
yeah, well I think literally all of you are retarded wastes of flesh and should just be fucking shoved into a giant blender and recorded in 4K video ISIS style so that when I'm feeling down, I can relive the movement watching all your limbs getting severed to make a rancid blood smoothie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTuGKubLU6c&ab_channel=FerryMetal
Anonymous No.126711021 [Report] >>126711078
>>126710845
it fucking hurts, bros
Anonymous No.126711022 [Report]
>>126711015
Correct.
Anonymous No.126711078 [Report]
>>126710845
>>126711021
Anonymous No.126711180 [Report] >>126711188
>Is that Death? Turn that shit way up, my dude!
Anonymous No.126711188 [Report] >>126711310
>>126711180
this but unironically
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Q3OLVwnadA&ab_channel=Death-Topic
Anonymous No.126711232 [Report] >>126711310
Scream Bloody Gore is beloved here. The other albums, not so much (but we still enjoy Symbolic on occasion).
Anonymous No.126711279 [Report] >>126711310
Meathead era Death is overrated. Prog era Death is underrated.
Anonymous No.126711304 [Report]
pretty much every Death album is beloved here, but especially Human and Symbolic
Anonymous No.126711309 [Report]
>I CELEBRATE A FAGGOT'S DEATH
What did "Evil" Chuck mean by this
Anonymous No.126711310 [Report] >>126711318
>>126711188
>>126711232
based
>>126711279
+1 upvote friendo
Anonymous No.126711315 [Report] >>126711350
If you don't like every Death album, you're not a real Death fan.
Anonymous No.126711318 [Report] >>126711340
>>126711310
Is that Corpsegrinder?
Anonymous No.126711336 [Report]
Blvt Avs Nord
Anonymous No.126711340 [Report]
only bad one is tsop imo which is funny cause i like lots of other prog shit
>>126711318
newfriend https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPuI_pbCYOI
Anonymous No.126711350 [Report] >>126711456 >>126711598
>>126711315
ITP is embarrassingly bad.
Anonymous No.126711353 [Report] >>126711364 >>126711381
Ronny Radke has been shot dead. The metal world mourns this huge loss.
Anonymous No.126711360 [Report]
2025... I am forgotten....
Anonymous No.126711364 [Report]
>>126711353
not metal and nothing of value was lost
Anonymous No.126711381 [Report]
>>126711353
Damn, why did I save a png. This is no way to honor Ronny.
Anonymous No.126711415 [Report] >>126711432
>>126711015
Except for me, right?
Anonymous No.126711432 [Report] >>126711446
>>126711415
nah fuck you faggot, you're the absolute worst cunt here and or that, you're going into the giant blender cock-first
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SZAaTtquf0&ab_channel=doombringer696
Anonymous No.126711446 [Report]
>>126711432
You will rue the day.
Anonymous No.126711456 [Report] >>126711608
>>126711350
The Philosopher is their best song
Anonymous No.126711523 [Report] >>126711544
>>126711464
>>126711464
Anonymous No.126711544 [Report]
>>126711523
No
Anonymous No.126711547 [Report]
>>126709828
You are the only one.
Anonymous No.126711558 [Report]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqdZpxkzNvc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqdZpxkzNvc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqdZpxkzNvc
Anonymous No.126711565 [Report] >>126711577 >>126711601 >>126711637
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmflQLACTDk
Anonymous No.126711577 [Report]
>>126711565
Finally some good fucking meal.
Anonymous No.126711598 [Report]
>>126711350
Yeah that album is mid af
Anonymous No.126711601 [Report]
>>126711565
Catacomb (singular) also did spook Cthulhu shit
Anonymous No.126711608 [Report] >>126711644
>>126711456
Spiritual Healing*
Anonymous No.126711637 [Report]
>>126711565
Morrissey was right about those people
Anonymous No.126711644 [Report]
>>126711608
Empty Words*
Anonymous No.126711659 [Report] >>126711668 >>126711793
>SUPPORT MUSIC, NOT RUMORS!!!
What did Chuck Schuldiner mean by this?
Anonymous No.126711668 [Report] >>126711679
>>126711659
Anonymous No.126711679 [Report] >>126711728
>>126711668
you just know
Anonymous No.126711728 [Report]
>>126711679
Was Chuck a white woman all along?
Anonymous No.126711793 [Report]
>>126711659
The rumors were about him being gay, and worse, listening to pr*g
Anonymous No.126711915 [Report]
>>126708066
I don't really like BDM but trying this after >>126708467 posted it and it was free anyway. It's not bad so far.
Anonymous No.126712196 [Report] >>126712217
blasting an old friend
Anonymous No.126712217 [Report] >>126712421
>>126712196
It's "blowing", you ESL retard
Anonymous No.126712421 [Report]
>>126712217
Can I blow you, smart non-ESL?
Anonymous No.126712436 [Report]
Satanic Assmassturd
Anonymous No.126712452 [Report] >>126712493
>>126712447
>>126712447
>>126712447
Anonymous No.126712493 [Report]
>>126712452
Early
Anonymous No.126712528 [Report]
>>126712525
>>126712525
>>126712525
New
Anonymous No.126713548 [Report]
you guys are so mean to each other