Living Dangerously edition
>>126703756
FAQ: https://pastebin.com

core is metal

BLASTING

Excellent OP!

>>126707929
Picrel.
>>126706323
>>126706494
Fucking heil.
>>126707924
Defo can be yeah.

>>126707949
Losercore

>>126707978
Correct, those posts are peak losercore.

Not enough cat webms in the last thread.

Dave Mustaine wrote Load

>>126707983
Nah those posts are good posts. Your post is losercore

More like Dave Dickstaine amirite lmao

>my coffee
black
>my clothes
black
>my metal
not black

>>126707952
Also losercore

>>126678257
>>126678257

>>126708004
>my heart
black
>my skin
black
>my piss, shit, cum, bile, saliva, tears , sweat, blood, & cerebrospinal fluid
that's right bitch. black as tar

>>126708021
>>126707949
I'm sure a very mentally sane person that has a good job and is an upstanding member of their community posted those images over and over every day

>>126708029
They're easily the best posts in this autistic shithole of a general, correct

>my bones
you guessed it
>my soul
ok now this is getting redundant

>They're easily the best posts in this autistic shithole of a general, correct

BLASTING: WINNER METAL EDITION

>>126708055
/metal/posters: the rat
Me: the lion

>>126707929

>death thrash
post recommendations please

>"party" thrash (like testament, overkill, etc.)
also post recommendations please

thanks nicely in advance

>>126708071
>so low IQ you don't understand how mirrors work
impressive self-own, very nice.
>>126708066

>>126708092
>so low IQ you don't understand how metaphors work
Lmao

Metal for acquiring a 19 y/o girlfriend?

>>126708101
>not understanding how metaphors work either
Did one of your fatherly love sessions damage your brain?

>be me
>finally getting around to hearing castle rat
>really like them a lot
>fall in love with chick singer
>find her IG
>she's gorgeous
>imagine meeting her, eventual marriage, etc.
>see pics of her with arms up in air
>hairiest pits i've ever seen
>absolutely disgusted beyond belief and practically vomit
>will never listen to this band again

fucking cunt

>>126708103
Sleep Token
>>126708105
Grim freak post

>>126708066

>>126708121
More losercore, nice

I'm the hero of Kvetch

>>126708129
Better losercore than your LOOSERcore.
>SO REPULSIVE, GAPE
>IT DOESN'T SHUT

>>126708147
>admitting it's losercore
Nice

>>126707929
First song of the thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzECVDvW9so&si=c_BelcYnxmXDN_rI

Metal is inherently grim, and freaks out plebs as a result.
>>126708157
I said it as a hypothetical, not that someone fooled by mirrors would know.

>>126708171
You're a loser that nobody cares about (the rat)
I'm the most important and most respectable person in this arena that is /metal/ (the lion)

My taste and posts are better, more entertaining and interesting than yours

8 1 8
1
8

>>126708188
Is this metal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hL9EQ3Dm4iw&si=Hy6DjQnRgrbzl9_C

What’s the Heaviest album ever?

>>126708213
Slipknot by Iowa

>>126697773
>>126697852
https://desuarchive.org/mu/search/text/%22why%20are%20metalheads%20like%20this%22/
>>126685635
>>126685685
>post drivel, degeneracy, idiocy, etc.
>>126676580
>>126676600
>reply to yourself "why are metalheads like this?"
>>126672216
>>126672239
>continue to make spam posts and reply to yourself with more spam
>>126708188
>>126708200
>continue to pretend you're listening to metal
Why are rodents in human form like this?

>>126708221
Why are metalheads like this

>>126708225
>repeats dialogue again
Why are roborodents like this?

>>126708225

>>126708238
Why are you laughing at your reflection, buddy?

Sleep Token is metal

does anyone ever hear a band and see their album covers and art and think they must be the biggest fucking freaks or literal psychopaths or just scary, confrontational people in the world yet besides looking like the typical dirty metal scumbag, they're actually normal in demeanor or borderline friendly?

>>126708227
>>126708243
Sorry mate but you've been absolutely done in by your own post, just pack it in already

>>126708251
No, never.

>>126708251
You mean they're posers then? Yeah I don't listen to them then

>Sorry mate but you've been absolutely done in by your own post, just pack it in already

>>126708272
Me on the left
You on the right

To be fair, I have a very high IQ compared to metalheads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiRLb8AYgIc

>>126708164
who dis?

>>126708164
Probably not going to listen to the whole album if there's too much vocals on the other tracks but I will definitely listen to this 20 minute long metal song

>>126708213
Burnt Offerings by Iced Earth

be honest: how many people just rely on bandcamp or streaming as opposed to buying physical releases

>>126708213
Probably the one with the most vinyl records required to listen to the whole album

>>126708306
Why don't you ask a robot for this calculation

>>126708284
It's Yob, says right there in the link

>>126708312
Ok. I just did and its answer was

Artist: Darkthrone
Album: Panzerfaust
Song: Beholding The Throne of Might

>And destruction upon the holy man
>Who hails a jew

>>126708066

>>126708325
Varg Vikernes about the Early Norwegian Scene gathering in Helvete(direct quotation):

>Turns out that, pretty much everybody were so-called "racist", they were anti-immigration, they were pro-nationalist, we cultivated this

>>126708325
>>126708331

>>126708221

>>126708082
Agressor
Gama Bomb

>>126708334
Incoherent post

>>126707929
goa trance fridays

>>126708329
>Ratthew: durr why do you guys post album covers and not links to songs?
Granted.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJPKBN_NcwI
>>126708352
Quite coherent if you don't have whiskers and long front teeth.

>>126708361
Obsessive schizophrenic post

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0JYLCo0c4A
Look, both the image and link are metal! Is that so hard?

>>126708366
thank you projector possum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSYGOow0-Z0

Yep, another Unholy Massacre Monday.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEH7Dv0dWpU

>he doesnt get the OP or the blastings
>goes apeshit posting drivel and making a joke of himself
Every time.

>>126708381
>>126708375

>>126707929
Is this metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdcUyieCeGY

>>126708361
>"Ratthew"

Lol wat. I'm gonna start calling people their name but incorrectly. Fhris. Ratrick. Pouis HAHAHA "Pouis" instead of Louis lol.

pic unrel

>>126708398
The irony is that it's an easy identifier of a less cool poster

I just want the OP to be metal-related and not zero effort. More importantly I want metal discussion (not alt rock and funcore) here, it can be friendly or ball-busting or elitist or trollish, but there has to be a certain level of shared good faith that everyone here actually likes the music and wants to shoot the shit about it in some way. But Marshrew wants no metal and no discussion, he wants to destroy that for his own vanity and obsessive ritualistic spamposting. Remember, /bleep/ didn't die, it was killed. Smothered by a pillow of spam.
Anyway, blasting.
>>126708066

>>126708437
no one wants to talk about metal that I like though because I have shit taste

>I just want the OP to be metal-related and not zero effort. More importantly I want metal discussion (not alt rock and funcore) here, it can be friendly or ball-busting or elitist or trollish, but there has to be a certain level of shared good faith that everyone here actually likes the music and wants to shoot the shit about it in some way. But Marshrew wants no metal and no discussion, he wants to destroy that for his own vanity and obsessive ritualistic spamposting. Remember, /bleep/ didn't die, it was killed. Smothered by a pillow of spam.
>Anyway, blasting.

>>126707929
Stop shilling this soi boy shit. Go be a poser somewhere else

>>126708066

This is some really, really obscure death metal from Germany. They do an extremely fast, tremolo-riff-heavy style. It's unique, not just in terms of the riffs which are unpredictable to say the least but also in terms of the mix. The closest thing I can compare it to is Defeated Sanity's very first album, which doesn't really sound like the rest of Defeated Sanity. Anyways.

Link
https://medecophobic.bandcamp.com/album/pandemic-of-existence

>>126707929
>>126708066

>>126707929
>Tálcunnana dëhajma tun dejl bënatsë abcul’han dlhenic ëlh inagat, jahadlhë adrhasha indauzglën nu dlhevusao ibajngra nava líeshtamhan ëf novejhan conetc danëctc qin, ëf tu dlhicadëtrhënna bë ablhundrhaba judjenan alhëtangrasë shidandlhamësë inqom
Why do people put in all that effort to make a really nice, moody album and then shit all over it by giving it some bizarro title like this? Is it meant to deflect criticism in advance by giving it an haha oh so random title and acting like you made it as a joke?

>>126708468
i think some bands really like that intentionally undecipherable, esoteric feel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjNQYmOH5MA
>>126708443
Worst case scenario for sane people, you don't burn any more time on /meal/, and you go make your own thread about the music you like. But for nutcases who care more about getting attention than sharing and talking about music, that's a non-starter. Better to piss all over one's self and the walls of an established place until the stench of piss seeps into the carpet, and mutter "rent free" when the natives are rightfully irritated.

>>126708467
>read your description
>check MA
>"Brutal Death Metal"
huh

>>126708468
Stop replying to yourself. Ain't no one trying to discuss that tranny slop.

>>126708468
>needing to break down concepts to lower-IQ metalheads (again)
It's to transcend the idea of lyrics and language and simply using the voice as another instrument thus propelling the music into a pure form that exists in its own distinct sphere (see: >>126708478)
Mysticism metal

>126708502
No one cares pedo

>>126708468
>>126708478
>>126708502
Fart-huffing pretension and/or absurdist/ironic detachment. Up (down) there with the likes of Liturgy, Söy Indigestion, and BTBAM.

Was there ever a time when metal really shocked you or made you uncomfortable? Mine are when I was a teen finding slayer-angel of death and then gorguts-earthly love

>>126708515
Not really, unless you include things like being surprised that "The Uncomfortable Silence In Between Beatings" does actually feature a sample of someone getting whipped.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qb1M_loEA6Q

Cannibal... Corpse???

>>126708527
Is it a corpse of a cannibal or a corpse that somehow eats other corpses?

>>126708502
Just put the fries in the bag bro

>>126708540
Just Keep calm and listen to Trha

>>126708547
I'd rather listen to something good other than a soi clone of watered down satanic warmaster

>>126708539
>corpse of a cannibal

>>126708556
Bizarre non-sequitur, but yeah same. Which is why I'd rather listen to Trha, a good band with an original sound

>>126708515
yeah I think when I was first getting into brutal death metal and I was experiencing the thrill of that for the first time (age 16)

and then there are some particularly manic black metal records that can sometimes strike that nerve. after a while though you mostly go after the connoisseur aspect of being a fan and appreciating when something is done well. it's not about just the pure thrill but also what makes a band great and well-rounded and enjoyable after more than one listen

your question is a fun one to answer but I always think it's corny and un-trve when guys obsess over "le most disturbing" metal albums. to me those are noise fans, which is cool, but metal is still music and it should take work that isn't just intellectual

way too long of an answer but idc

>>126708251
Are you familiar with Junji Ito's art? This is what he looks like.

Blood Incantation shocked me by helping me understand that people actually enjoy terrible progressive death metal

>>126708437
Impressive how you manage to seem to be an even bigger loser than a literally mentally ill stoner retard with a ratface that spends 20 hours of his day on here.

>>126708592
mustache + blood incantation merch is never a good sign.

>>126708595
Impressive how you manage to seem to lack the self-awareness to realize you're just as big of a loser as the guy you just replied to

>mentally ill
Nope
>stoner
Nope
>retard
Nope
>ratface
Nope
>spends 20 hours of his day on here
Nope

Boring stuff. Where's the metal

>>126708437
>there has to be a certain level of shared good faith
There never was. Hector and Norseposter tried, but you still succumb to garbage and cannot objectively rate music. So there will never be good faith, you are eternally stuck in slop phase.
>inb4 it's... you!

Jute, Gyte

>>126708515
>Black Sabbath - Black Sabbath (song)
less shock, more "holy shit this sounds dark and cool, they came up with this in 1970?"
>Mayhem - Funeral Fog
Never heard a proper blast beat before, certainly not for so long. A jolt of surprise from the beginning, floored by how well the momentum and mood was kept throughout the song, even when the rhythm dropped out before the first verse.
>Gorguts - Obscura (song, but the album in general, frankly)
Just baffled at the fucking sounds they were making with their instruments. Had moments of "wtf this is just noise".
>Suffocation - Effigy of the Forgotten
Sounded just like the idea of death metal that I had of it in my head before hearing OSDM stuff. So alien to my still traditional heavy metal ears I thought it all sounded the same.
>Cryptopsy - None So Vile
>Liers in Wait - Spiritually Uncontrolled Art
>Nithing - Agonal Hymns
>Anal Stabwound - Reality Drips into the Mouth of Indifference
More cases of initial "what the hell am I listening to" shock and discomfort. NSV for it's mad guttural barking and unusual drumwork, SUA and Agonal Hymns for each sounding like technical death metal whirlwinds, and Reality Drips with the way it establishes themes and frequently shifts and variates them in cool ways.

> Hector and Norseposter tried

>>126708626
Fag

>>126708251
I just think of the moment a couple of heavily drunk or stoned guys are having a conversation about what would happen if you snapped your dick in half and then tried to cum or some shit and then they decide to write a song about it.

>>126707929

>>126708626
Forgot one
>Encenathrakh - Encenathrakh
Their kind of nonsensical noise death is not one I revisit, but hearing metal played in a way so impossible to mentally piece together was quite discomforting. It was like trying to grab a fistful of sand.
>>126708575
>some particularly manic black metal records that can sometimes strike that nerve
Sortsind - Sår is that for me, even still.
>I always think it's corny and un-trve when guys obsess over "le most disturbing" metal albums. to me those are noise fans, which is cool, but metal is still music and it should take work that isn't just intellectual
Some of my favorite metal albums were difficult to parse at first, and I grew to love them once I heard the music past the "noise". Granted some albums are noise (good or bad) or are otherwise scatterbrained or forgettable, but I chase that feeling of shock and confusion turning into understanding and awe that great extreme metal albums can give me.
>>126708632
They fear the effortposter (once just called "posting" in pre-schizo times).

>>126708675
>encenathrakh
it's pretty well known that this is fully improvised music and to me that kind of eliminates it as a contender

>>126708675
You should put an effort into physical and mental training, your family and other personal relationships and possibly your job, not waste your time posting about tourist albums on a board where literally no one cares. Maybe you'll figure that one out once you turn 16.

>>126708515
>Christian parents get together with a bunch of friends
>couples bring their kids
>me, I think the youngest boy, single-digit age
>naturally just follow the older boys around
>kid whose house it was brings us into his room
>pulls Metallica - Load CD from under a pile of books in his closet
>older boys grinning mischievously, speaking in hushed voices
>my kid ears can't really process the powerful forbidden sounds that begin blasting from the CD player
>stomach tightens
>never heard anything like this
>I'm even more freaked out by the cover
Funny to even think about now.

>>126708703
And now you like boys.

Gorgoroth - Antichrist

>>126708621
Heccy failed because his model of what makes good metal was flawed, and a bad model gets heemed by reality every time the two clash. Skronk without distinction, balance, or purpose makes for bad songs and worse albums. A dissoshit fan can't pick a favorite song because they all blend together. On the consonant end, his shred-"death" was technicality without voice. No amount of crying tremolotrite and power chord sloppa changed the fact that he not just had bad taste, but fundamentally wrong taste, opposed to metal's essential characteristics. He would call Brian Ferneyhough a genius if he had actually enjoyed classical enough to have heard the name. Hector is gay and has AIDS.
>>126708689
Fair, I just mean the overall execution of it is cool in the narrow sense of extreme metal at its most alien. And it gets more baffling when you try to find sense in it.
>>126708691
Anon asked and I let my train of thought carry me. It's sad you don't have actual passion for your interests, that you only listen to music or do whatever else because it fills your senses and kills time.

Grand Belial's Key

>>126708759
You don't have passion, you have autism.

>>126708765
Same thing.

>>126707929

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzUndAnCieE

>>126708765
incredibly hurtful burn

>>126708773
Why would they let the bonus track be the best track lmao

any good modern thrash?

>>126708759
>model of what makes good metal was flawed
His model was straightforward. Quality = good. Appreciating quality takes effort, which you do not possess to the level that you think you do.

>His model was straightforward. Quality = good. Appreciating quality takes effort, which you do not possess to the level that you think you do.

>>126708805
>Appreciating quality takes effort
absolutely nonsensical retard take, you truly belong here

Dissolicious delights

>>126707929

>>126708805
His model was, like with out latest effortposter teen: Virtue signaling and self-masturbation.

>>126708820
that and constant comparing themselves to other postes

>>126708066
Very slowly warming up to this

>>126708221
CORRECT.

>>126708225
CORRECT.

>>126708200
Yes.

>>126708888
thank you scriptshrew

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=TzUndAnCieE

You have to listen on youtube music for the fullest volume, protip

>>126708896
It's called luck, divine blessings, whatever ye may call it

>>126707929
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jw6-LzuEvb4&si=fHSwyoM1YOMzNf0n

>>126708004
>my political views
progressive
>my wardrobe
progressive
>my metal
trad heavy

>>126708960
>your testosterone levels
Very low

>>126707929

I just roke up

>my wine
red
>my political views
red
>my bank balance
red
>my metal
guess

>>126709007
Red metal is poser shit. Only green metal is true.

Bongman - A Ballad For Austin Schumacher [UNRELEASED]

Whoaaaaa
We're halfway there

>>126709013
You know red-green colourblindness? Well, I have red-green metal-deafness. They sound indisinguishable to me.

>>126709044
Milestone metal?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKr1b1KmgYw

>>126709019
Good song, but I prefer the modern metal classic that is Lil Rat ft. Nurse With Wound - I Am Albino (prod. Tranni Jan) [OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO] (2025) SW EXCLUSIVE (slowed + reverb). Almost as heavy as Pantera.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jiydFImA2QY&si=dbWvkZ9jzVKSPOL-

>>126707918 (OP)
*PLINK PLINK PLONK*

>>126709069
kek
what is SW?

>>126709089
SLAM WORLDWIDE, BUBBLES

>>126709069
Immodest Mouse ft. Full of Hell - Squeak Clique (prod. Doctor Frank) [MID SCOOPED]

>>126709117
>>126709069
Epic reddit jokes, me laugh now.
Ek ek hek

Dave "The Megadiaper" Mustaine

Kerry "The Smash Burger" King

Anthrax - Greatest Hits

>>126709134
This one's gonna have me laughing for days ngl loooool

>>126709095
Thanks. Jeez.

Where's the good music?

>>126707929
Is this metal?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNZcqeD-5mQ&si=Ok1tPGxWDditMTHO

>my job
technical
>my conversation style
overly technical
>my virginity
technically lost
>my death metal
old-school and caverncore

>>126709174
It's right here: https://youtu.be/6-sq23N8cL8

>>126707929
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypz5adaVAaQ

>>126709174
Thought you'd never ask. >>126701996
Please ignore the above reply; my taste is abysmal.

>>126707929
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIkRQpsn7U8

Was there another whoreson-poster besides off-trip N*gru? I think there was.

>>126707929

does black metal sound better being raw or progressive?

Trhä AOTY

>my dance style
MOSH
>my metal
CORE
>my media feed
TRENDS
>my lifestyle
determines my deathstyle

>>126709378
Correct.

>>126709378
hell yeah sister!

>>126707952
Based

i love melodeath so much its unreal

at what point in their discography does hypocrisy turn shitty?

>>126709426
LOSER

>>126709440
Somewhere around 1 minute after the band formed

>>126709440
never

>>126709430
Listen to this if you haven't

>>126709384
>>126709422
I'm a dude, but when I die, you're invited to attend my FUNeral and help my loved ones with the playlist :)

>>126709499
Look at that absolute WINNER. You just know he's WINNING at life! Winnercore post

>>126708616
>tales of a story
wow, compelling title

>>126709499
he even got that strap on diaper to peg your mom at any moment

>>126708588
He looks like an Asian version of Secretary Hambug

>>126708658
INHERENTLY.

>>126707929

>>126709600
Their frontwoman is so small I could barely see her on stage

>>126709616
>missing these love handles

>>126709567
>music of a song

>>126709222
it was all the german kpop fag – also the diaper fetish
of course negru began to copy it

>wake up
>look at what the thread has been so far
>absolutely fucking awful
never NEVER trust europoors when they say "b-but american posting hours are worse..."

>my whining shitposts will improve the thread!
posers and faggots, the lot of you

>shit of an ass

>>126709709
Eurohours are always objectively better.
It's just ratthew is a great equaliser of feces.

>>126709223
Thompson (NEW)

Crapped the old shit prison again while listening to Ozzy's ballads on my Ipod touch. No idea how I am supposed to watch the live stream of the legends last gig without giving the old pampy a Shitbath from all the emotions I'll be feeling when the king of metal finally leaves the stage for good.

>>126709619
>belly button piercing
I can forgive a bit of excess weight if AND ONLY IF the girl's got a belly ring.

>>126709752
how do you forgive your excess weight then?

I really like this

>>126709733
Nobody under the age of 30 cares about that whoreson

>>126709831
I'm almost as old Ozzy.

>unironic geriatric diaper shitters in /metal/
grim
dire even

>Here is your NSBM trad girl bro

>>126709855
thanks bro, she's perfect

>>126709567
kek
I guess they could've called it Metanarrative, but then it would have to be progwank

>>126709567
it insists upon itself

metal for a Jew and some third worlders trying to sign into my Microsoft account?

>>126709900
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNPSSs1xnpY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhFEjJ_hlss
Eh, I was hoping for a title with the word 'breach'. Anywho
Found myself in a similar situation last year, except my would-be hacker was Russian, and bloody persistent. One attempt per day for weeks on end. It's funny because *I* don't even sign into my Microsoft account! I changed the password anyway because it made me feel better.

>Eh, I was hoping for a title with the word 'breach'. Anywho
>Found myself in a similar situation last year, except my would-be hacker was Russian, and bloody persistent. One attempt per day for weeks on end. It's funny because *I* don't even sign into my Microsoft account! I changed the password anyway because it made me feel better.

>>126709828
isn't this Drudkh but worse?

why ethnic so much good in metal? whitey no ahve souls?

Anon's Demo 2025

What did Varg mean by this?

>>126710046
this means he is using his name (Louis) as his password for all his online accounts.

>>126710054
His real, real name is Kristian lmao

>>126710061
uhhh do not deadname Louis

>>126707929

>>126710143
Someone 'jak this please

>>126710179
you meme loving fuck

What is your comfort metal band?
A band that is not particularly innovative or sophisticated and whose songs often sound the same but that you can always enjoy listening to, either for nostalgia or for some other reasons

For me it's Amorphis, Ensiferum, Kalmah, Enslaved or Overkill

>>126710318
More like cumfart metal band in your case.

>>126710318
When I used to use spotify a lot, I was one of the top listeners for The Black Dahlia Murder since I could just throw them on at any given time and be content with it.

>>126707929

>>126709600
Seeing them this Tuesday, can't wait. The new album is the best thing they've ever done.

>>126710349
Looks cool. How is it? I'm gonna blast regardless, but what am I getting into?

>>126710376
Speed/Trad metal with unique vocals

>>126710338
Yes their music has been consistently enjoyable but Everblack is their best for me

>>126707929

hell yea dude

>>126710376
mid tempo trad with drunken Finnish vocals

>>126709640
I see.
Man, I know schizos can be creative, even to the point of releasing albums. Why we gotta be saddled with the ones who can't even form an original thought?

>>126710477
Is this cover supposed to be a joke or something? Looks very very lame. Like that Pale Swordsman album, but somehow even more feminine.

>>126710384
>>126710478
>unique vocals
>drunken Finnish vocals
Listening!

>>126710496
>Looks very very lame
it's hilarious and I hope it's an intentional IRL shitpost

>>126710504
I don't think anything will ever top Sacred Wife's Son

>>126709430
I wouldn't go that far. Maybe
>some melodeath is good and I'm tired of pretending it's not
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-aixHbS1NM

>>126710005
Much better than Reddrukh

>>126710478
>drunken
>Finnish
pick 2

>>126710318
>>126707929
What happens if you break the oath?

>>126710318
Fear Factory
Ministry

>>126710496
>is this a joke or something
that would be you my dude, while the guy on the cover is probably fucking your mom right now

instant AOTY

>>126710496
Enjoy my man, Angel Sword's first album is also excellent.

>>126710544
Don't.

>>126710477
WOLVES FEED ON THESE FORGOTTEN DREAMS
I POINT MY SWORD TO THE PAST

Post your best Christmas albums

>>126710318
Monstrosity.
Their 2018 album was scheduled to drop on my birthday, yet I could only summon mild enthusiasm because I knew it would be good but not great. On the day I found out, I was more pumped about the cute blonde girl who'd smiled at me while ordering her takeaway mocha.

>>126710544
Ramifications

>>126710318
>amorphis
>enslaved
>not innovative or sophisticated

>>126710318

>>126710041
metal is for 3rd worlders, whites listen to rap

>>126710683
>food analogy
imagine being so fat...

>>126710674
Their easly albums were unique, but they have been creatively stale for the last 15-20 years

>>126710683
>Insomnium
triggered

>>126710349
As the other anon said, looks cool. The female figure reminds me of pic related, The Corrupt faction from Unreal Tournament -- except for her staff, which looks to be stolen from Warcraft's Furion Stormrage.
Going back to UT, I had a raging boner for the Dark Phalanx babes. Good times.

>>126710777
>pic related
I was mildly unsettled by the cyborg babes, but wished I could see them in a different light, so their design would not be for naught. Guess I gotta listen to some cyber metal now.

>>126710753
This is true. In the case of Amorphis I don't listen to much after the Relapse era.

>tfw no thicc latina metal gf

I don't like any of y'all

>>126710981
yeah, well I think literally all of you are retarded wastes of flesh and should just be fucking shoved into a giant blender and recorded in 4K video ISIS style so that when I'm feeling down, I can relive the movement watching all your limbs getting severed to make a rancid blood smoothie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTuGKubLU6c&ab_channel=FerryMetal

>>126710845
it fucking hurts, bros

>>126711015
Correct.

>>126710845
>>126711021

>Is that Death? Turn that shit way up, my dude!

>>126711180
this but unironically
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Q3OLVwnadA&ab_channel=Death-Topic

Scream Bloody Gore is beloved here. The other albums, not so much (but we still enjoy Symbolic on occasion).

Meathead era Death is overrated. Prog era Death is underrated.

pretty much every Death album is beloved here, but especially Human and Symbolic

>I CELEBRATE A FAGGOT'S DEATH
What did "Evil" Chuck mean by this

>>126711188
>>126711232
based
>>126711279
+1 upvote friendo

If you don't like every Death album, you're not a real Death fan.

>>126711310
Is that Corpsegrinder?

Blvt Avs Nord

only bad one is tsop imo which is funny cause i like lots of other prog shit
>>126711318
newfriend https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPuI_pbCYOI

>>126711315
ITP is embarrassingly bad.

Ronny Radke has been shot dead. The metal world mourns this huge loss.

2025... I am forgotten....

>>126711353
not metal and nothing of value was lost

>>126711353
Damn, why did I save a png. This is no way to honor Ronny.

>>126711015
Except for me, right?

>>126711415
nah fuck you faggot, you're the absolute worst cunt here and or that, you're going into the giant blender cock-first
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SZAaTtquf0&ab_channel=doombringer696

>>126711432
You will rue the day.

>>126711350
The Philosopher is their best song

>>126711464
>>126711464

>>126711523
No

>>126709828
You are the only one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqdZpxkzNvc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqdZpxkzNvc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqdZpxkzNvc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmflQLACTDk

>>126711565
Finally some good fucking meal.

>>126711350
Yeah that album is mid af

>>126711565
Catacomb (singular) also did spook Cthulhu shit

>>126711456
Spiritual Healing*

>>126711565
Morrissey was right about those people

>>126711608
Empty Words*

>SUPPORT MUSIC, NOT RUMORS!!!
What did Chuck Schuldiner mean by this?

>>126711659

>>126711668
you just know

>>126711679
Was Chuck a white woman all along?

>>126711659
The rumors were about him being gay, and worse, listening to pr*g

>>126708066
I don't really like BDM but trying this after >>126708467 posted it and it was free anyway. It's not bad so far.

blasting an old friend

>>126712196
It's "blowing", you ESL retard

>>126712217
Can I blow you, smart non-ESL?

Satanic Assmassturd

>>126712447
>>126712447
>>126712447

>>126712452
Early

>>126712525
>>126712525
>>126712525
New

you guys are so mean to each other