Not gonna post in a rat edition.
See you guys next time.
Posted one with a metal album but deleted the thread so we could use this one instead to upset the autist
>the rat made both threads out of desperation
Artist: Darkthrone
Album: Panzerfaust
Song: Beholding The Throne of Might
>And destruction upon the holy man
>Who hails a jew
>>126712616Metalheads are rats
If it's not 200+ bpm I'm not listening to it
>>126711565Hello, YUM department?
>>126708381Ironic. Listen to some meatl demos and wait for all this to blow over.
>>126712593Yeah I'll make an extreme rock thread in a bit.
>>126712602You did the thing you almost always do anyway, and blamed me for it? Thank you rodent. I wonder how often you do that to the people around you.
>>126712616The projector possum always makes a fool of himself.
>>126712670>chartposting LOSERPipe down
h could teach this guy a lesson
>>126712588Goregrind bros get in here!
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Sharted the old crap container while listening to Priest again. Damn, I suck.
>>126712685Isn't this you, spamshrew?
>>126712588https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhKB6s-9EMo
>Reek of Putrefaction with good production.
I'm getting hit with multiple "Please wait a while before making a post/thread" timers in one browser session. I question if it's just a bug. Winner metal for this feel?
>>126712747Yeah your posts are so boring and soulless they are being diasgnosed as botposts.
>>126712747I got you senpai: https://youtu.be/rkxjicK32A4
>>126712670>>126712747Yeah I'm trying to make my thread and I keep getting stonewalled by 300s timers. I literally want to not post in this thread and I'm not able to do that.
Broken site, or staff partiality? The sharty hack says the latter.
What's the fiture of metal look like? Where will metal be 5 years from now? 10 years from now?
>>126712842Funeral thrash as a new subgenre.
>>126712909What would that even sound like? Just alternating thrash parts and funeral doom parts? Gay if so.
>>126712715>Off-topic; all images and discussion should pertain to music, artists, and instruments.
>>126712924Extremely slow thrash metal or extremely fast doom metal.
>>126712787Finally, one that comes with a label.
>All images should pertain to the topic at hand.
>The topic at hand: Simping
>>126712955But the tempos are the defining characteristoc of those genres. Extremely slow thrash would probably sound like a metalcore breakdown. Extremely fast doom would probably sound like Motley Crue lol.
>>126712981This is how we become the innovators, anon. We must invent the sound!
>>126712991You play any instruments?
>>126712835OK, thread is up. I'll be charitable and assume it was a bug and no shenanigans happened. Mods are gods and we love them here.
Concluding my posting ITT with some metal for this authority-loving feel.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_Pga70f_YQ
>>126712695>GoregrindNot metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6mdRv0ZdR8&pp=ygUXdGhleSByZW1pbmlzY2Ugb3ZlciB5b3U%3D
>>126713010Grind is not metal, goregrind is.
>>126713035Is that Momo? I prefer Jinzy
>>126713000I used to play guitar, but I only ever noodled around or played ignorant slam riffs.
>>126713049It's clearly Jizmy, retard.
>>126713057Probably close enough to super slow thrash.
>>126713038Nope. go to your core thread and fuck off
>>126712991>Slow thrashYou will just be making doom metal or black metal
>Fast doomHave you not heard death/doom?
Core is metal
https://youtu.be/IW_y31bRW3M?si=DTAz07PPMfTLAMnT
Morbidly Obese Angel - Altars of McDonalds
>>126713351So true my fellow simp
>>126713379Not a simp but women do simp for me, correct
>>126713382Devin cucked you. Get over it.
>>126713409Other way around lol
Not even close to a competition lol
Varg is gay and has AIDS.
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Convicted murderer Kristian Vikernes fleeing to France lol
>>126712588Listening to atmosynth again
>>126713513It's honourary metal and regardless it's good shit to listen to on your way home after a show.
>going to shows
>>>/shreddit/
>>126713529Varg did nothing wrong.
>>126713558Correct. He chased down Euronymous and eliminated him in self-defence, simply to ensure he was no longer a threat after he ran away from the Count Grisnacht.
>>126713574Any sane person would have done the same. The powers that be were simply afraid that the Count would speak the truth and silenced him to save their skins.
>>126713574Euro was a giant bitch and Varg had every right to hat that nigga.
>>126713588This cover is... le epic!
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>>126712588Devin used to make good music and not silly sporkcore.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRiB0hgVKnA
listen to this solo at 5:38
>>126713592It's their best cover that's for sure.
>>126713558>>126713574>>126713584Kristian Vikernes freemason poser. He's not metal.
>>126713601>No Cure for PainIncorrect. Simply amputate the limb that is giving pain. A title as stupid as this warrants zero listening from a more intelligent human such as myself.
>>126713622https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phantom_pain
dumbass
>>126713674>le pseudoscientific conceptsShan't be engaging with you any further.
Listening to NSBM again ใ
/metal/ did this
https://x.com/Antunes1/status/1933699591805018212
>>126713716Tony Martin ftw. Fuck Ozzy and his bitch of a wife:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UrHfqmgycY&list=RD4UrHfqmgycY&start_radio=1
Hope her beloved dogs eat her.
Metal for genociding ALL the muzzies?
>>126713805The problem isn't the muslims. The problem is the rich cunts who exploit us all and try and divide and conquer based on whatever saves their rich asses.
>>126713805https://youtu.be/oEN1dN0cmiE?si=ANOc-OmiVoLftqdb
>>126713826>rich cunts who exploit us all and try and divide and conquer based on whatever saves their rich asses.Well that would be Megadeth, however I'm thinking more along the lines of Damaar and Muhammad Pedophile.
>>126713842Megadeth are a band. They're rich cunts sure, but their agenda is UFO truth and a better future for humanity. I like Megadeth more than Metallica. Metallica do fuck all for humanity. Once Bob Rock became their producer, they sold out and they suck.
>>126713862they dropped Bob Rock after St. Anger
Rick Rubin produced Death Magnetic
Metallica still sucks
>>126713873They still fucking suck. Exactly. I didn't even notice the difference. Slayer kinda got a tiny bit better, although their 80s-early 90s stuff will always be the best.
>>126713862Mustang is a born again evangelical Christian. I don't think he believes in aliens. If he does think UFOs are real he would probably believe they're terrestrial.
>>126713885I wouldn't care about anyone's personal beliefs. Have a few christian metal albums on my playlist on Youtube. I really couldn't give a shit about anyones religion.
>>126713885>Mustang is a born again evangelical ChristianCongrats, you fell for the classic one
>>126713600He has grown up and isn't angry and depressed anymore
Think these guys are christian also. Based if you ask me, although I'm more into the power of the individual and leaning more to satanism. No problem with being friends with christians:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4528HFhxAn0
>>126713897K but you missed my point though. Congrats on your reading comprehension.
>>126713924How did I miss your point?
>>126713930I was saying as a Christian he wouldn't believe in extraterrestrial life.
>>126713941>sweeping generalizations
>>126713941Jesus was maybe an alien. Christians arn't all stupid brainwashed sheep. We need to make humanity better is the main thing. Governments love divide and conquer cause they make money out of that. We need to expose the game and rise like a phoenix out of their stupid divide and conquer game.
Freemasons are the worst cult in this current world also. Awful people. Ask them about their child brides.
>>126713993you sound jelly lol
>>126714002I know right from wrong. Freemasons are wrong, and I get nasty messages from freemasons on this platform that they want me killed etc. It spurs me on. Freemasonry and dog nuttery won't last. I'm on the right side of history. They're on the wrong side of history, and tick tock to them.
Cause I'm a WRATHCHILD!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjjRwsOqVeI
Globalist NWO :Freemasons are repelled and terrified by the holy, righteous & American sounds of Megadeth!
>picrel
Proof the Freemasons HATE America!
>>126714032https://www.youtube.com/shorts/6RvX7UdTMVw
Friendly reminder that Varg pierced Euronymous 23 times
A shitstained dildo was observed and documented at Euro's flat
>>126714058Cause he was a cowardly cunt. Euronymous is legion. Kristian is a poser and always will be.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1P1gx8dFgew
>>126714058Those were caused by a broken lamp. Varg was operating purely in self defence. Varg did nothing wrong.
>>126714063Prob belonged to Sky Ferreira.
>>126714075>Sky Ferreiraliterally who
>>126714062Euro's tart bled really bad
>>126714063Correct
>>126714064Euronymous became Kristian's onahole
>>126714081Euro's whore gf
>>126714083That's the name of the actress who played her, you dipshit
What a shit thread. Fuck yall
>>126712588Albums like this one are born out of ADHD medication shortage
>>126714127Listen to Mindly Rotten's last album if you want pure distilled ADHD metal
>>126714090Thanks for ruining the joke.
>>126714107Fuk u bich
>>126714145what fucking joke?
anybody can google that name and see she was born in 1992, ya poofter
>>126714127>ADHD medication shortageMakes me think of this.
>>126714153Suck my dick.
>>126713460yeah, with your dad lol
>>126714209Nah with literal models (female) lol
>>126714015Why are you ban-evading since last night?
>>126714262It's obviously someone larping as the Serbian
>>126714275>Serbianhe (You) are English
>>126714253>modelsyeah, plastic models / dolls lol
>>126714305Femcel cuckquean post lol
>>126712588https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tz39tkk0_po
It is actually insane how much better Iron Maiden is than Black Sabbath and Judas Priest. I like all three, but no band in metal period has a discography as consistently strong over multiple decades as Maiden does. Sabbath and Priest peaks are better than Maiden's peaks (though Powerslave is a very tough nut to crack) but each of them have plenty of albums I could go without listening to for the rest of my life.
Priest has been creatively bankrupt since the mid 80s. Nostradamus is the only interesting and replayable Priest album since Defenders of the Faith. They keep making Painkiller sequels and it is just tiring and boring.
Black Sabbath has been even more inconsistent. The Tony Martin albums are so boring. How tf did we go from the likes of Master of Reality, SBS to this?
Black Sab and JP have bad albums. Iron Maiden has no bad albums. No other band will top Iron Maiden in quality to longevity ratio.
>>126712588ANOTHER SKY IS YOUNG
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>>126714347Iron Maiden wasn't even the best at their game at their peak
Knocked Loose, motherfuckers
>>126714347its true they have like 9 banger albums all of them are classics
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It's the King's birthday today. Wish the King a happy birthday /metal/!
>>126714347Powerslave sucks, Piece of Mind sucks, Somewhere in Time sucks.
Epic coom metal
Stoner coom metal
Blackened coom metal
Drone coom metal
Babymetal. You know...metal. For metalheads. Yeah.
>>126714546metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qayP_YUrf9I&ab_channel=BABYMETALVEVO
>>126714554Don't care, not listening.
>>126713408Now THIS is gay and has AIDS, unlike Varg Vikernes, inventor of metal music.
I sure do love heavy metal music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWoQ7PFSYlk&ab_channel=EpitaphRecords
>>126714325No woman will ever love me and that is sad.
I'm so fucking high and blasting some Nadja. Truly a transcendental experience.
>>126714623Nice, lad. Did you do an edible?
Most metal is for chuds. And that's why we love it here.
>>126714684Hell yeah.
I'll blast YOB after this.
>got a good sleep for once last night
Metal for this feel?
I am albino. And I'm here to fuk yuor bitch.
>>126714347>Priest has been creatively bankrupt since the mid 80sFair enough but I wouldn't say Maiden has been particularly innovative since the 80s either. And I've enjoyed Priest's modern albums more, their stuff is less long-winded
>The Tony Martin albums are so boringDisagree with you there, I think Tyr is great (Headless Cross is boring as fuck though I'll give you that)
>Iron Maiden has no bad albumsNah, they had a streak of dull shit in the 90s and most of what they've done recently is very forgettable. Maybe not 'bad' albums but very mediocre
IM is probably still the best overall but I don't think it's by much
>>126714702Itโs good for filtering out artsy faggots I mean real metal not coreshit or numetal
>Sabbath
>Priest
>Maiden
Literally all not metal you faggot bitches!
>>126714347Disagreeable but very good post. Enough effortposts* like this just might save /meal/.
* if you're not putting in thought or effort into what you say, then why the fuck are you posting?
Today's my birthday, bros
Do you ever avoid a group because one or more of the members is an insufferable fag?
>>126714799No because that would mean letting him win
>>126714819oh my fucking GOSH
>>126713711Only NSBM is real
hellstisters we are so BACK
Pretentiousloppa or dissosloppa
Which is more hated here?
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>>126714372>remixes his're albumhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eo6gVat9MDk
>>126714933Timmy the Twink is forbidden from /metal/
REMINDER: If a 'metal' band doesn't contain guitar solos, it is not metal
>but what about my trve black metal, it has complex, layered instumentation and makes me feel so arya-
You're basically listening to folk music mixed with noise rock. Not metal
>but what about my br00tal slam metal, it has super heavy grooves and solos would only make it less heav-
You're basically listening to 'extreme' hardcore. Not metal
>but what about my atmosphe-
Do I even have to explain? Not metal
>but solos are gay they're just guitar wanking they literally ruin every so-
Guitar solos are the best skill-filter, and the best normalfag-filter. They are a key staple of metal, basically the common link between the founding diapershit bands and the niche extreme bands. The time 'metal' bands stopped playing solos literally represents the most decadent period of this genre.
If even the most pedestrian grooveshit like Pantera has decent solos, why can't your band? Because it doesn't 'fit'? Because they 'can't'? Then they aren't metal. End of story.
>>126714924>album is called HellSo lazy.
>>126715011Everyone in /metal/ agrees with this. We celebrate solos.
We refer to guitar solos as โdiaper-fillerโ here.
Only triumphant Hitleric riffs are real
>>126714933They are beloved here.
>>126715164finally, something i like that /mu/ likes
There can't be a single denizen of this general who dislikes Slayer, right?
>>126715011sololess is soulless
>>126715185People that dislike Slayer are removed from the premises.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6OlMWtZj88&list=PLkROH3Eqs0T_z7boOLvSuX0W-qJUVhiff
Thought's on Flotsam and Jetsam?
>>126715069>We refer to guitar solos as โdiaper-fillerโ here.>Only triumphant Hitleric riffs are realLiteral untermensch cope. Hitler was a traditionalist, so he would not approve of that solo-less, non-metal garbage
Also, why would Hitler even like black metal? He valued superiority and purity, and he was a methhead. So he'd probably prefer fast, clean technical death metal over amateurish, noisy black metal
Tech death masterpieces, such as Epitaph and Cabinet, transcended the limitations of human skill, and are the real 'ubermensch' music. Not your sloppy forest rock (loved by third worlders). '''''NSBM''''' is joke
>>126715011They will hate you for speaking the truth
>>126715506>Sweepitaph>masterpiece>transcended the limitations of human skill, and are the real 'ubermensch' musicIf voiceless displays of dexterity alone passed as valuable art, then the best would be an album by Shartspire or Brain Swill. But it's none of the three because they suck and do little more than dazzle with brainrot tier techshit.
Saw Judas Priest tonight and now I can finally die satisfied that I got to hear One Shot At Glory live.
>>126715780>no KK Downing>no Glenn TiptonYou were already too late to see Judas Priest.
>2 posts in the last hour
Grim.
>>126716489based /metal/ going outside to slay pussy on a Saturday night
>>126716634Yeah I thought that was funny too. -t. on vol III: My Prison Story of his bio.
>>126712588>BLASTSHow is Marriage of heaven and hell so good? And why isn't it more popular?
>>126716645It's not like Virgin Steele didn't have other great albums, but overall the songs on these 2 albums stand out for me among the others, even Invictus.
I don't know exactly why, it's just the vibe to them is amazing.
2022/2023 dying fetus latin american tour controversy (DO NOT RESEARCH)
>>126716571he's going to be wearing a Bucket on his head at this rate
https://www.anus.com/metal/about/metal/chuck_schuldiner/
>>126716844Chuck "Big Sneedus" Schuldiner
Kerry "Fat, Bald, and Short" King
>>126716814At least he's making decent background atmometal as opposed to whatever shite Bucketonhead releases these days
>>126717318I was trying to use the checkmark symbol
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Clairo "Pretty Dirty" Cottrill
>>126717614Correct, but I wish you meant it.
>>126717621The metal I like is based
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i'm lazy
>>126717705It's not lazy if you don't need to say anything else.
I guess Mรผtiilation could go in the opposite corner.
Can't wait to get home jerkf off to Sara jay and blast some slayer
>>126716814i have the same guitar lolz
Morbidly Obese Angel - Altars of McDonalds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkYdlqbTm3Q
Sniffly dude fumes about djent and prog metal for ten minutes, kekking right now
Annihilation of the Wankered
Let's get retarded in here
>>126717928Why are they like this
https://youtu.be/19xi9Xl44yM?si=RvENLEGaUdeNe4Rx
>>126717907Formulas Fattening to the Flesh
This thread would die is Ratthew wasn't just spamming his own thread with about the same 3 types of posts.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzUndAnCieE&list=LL
Is this metal
>>126716571>new thrรค aoty every 2 daysbased
>>126718283who is the girl and why does she want to give me a passionate rimjob? I'm not complaining but it would be polite to tell me your name first
>>126718648No but the Kiwis do love me, correct
>>126718656Is this metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfEWtijVgNk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=357NM57m9Us
Okay but is this metal
>>126718777Is Coldwave metal
https://youtu.be/KC5Hbf1Ft68?si=yc1MrCJICnbrzwl_
>>126718229It would still have more worthwhile posts than your shitshow of an "alternative thread", Linus.
I kinda just want to form another discharge clone band
>>126716571Hello, riff department
D-beats > blastbeats
but it's close
>>126717934Those Whom the Cops Detest
In Their Parents' Darkened Basements
>>126716104Oh, fuck off. They sounded amazing. I bet you're one of those "nOt ThE rEaL PaNtErA" guys too.
>>126719509euro hours lmao
>>126719509It's just one schizo who made everyone leave so he's posting shit himself as he gets weirdly obsessed about making threads and not letting them die.
NJo real blasting post so here it is I guess
>>126719602And he's a mexican-American whose "girlfriend" cucked him with a metal chad
Do you guys ever prefer remasters over original recordings?
>>126719696Ehhh only very rarely. I think Streetcleaner is a good remaster as JK mixed/mastered it himself.
There's also a Panopticon one I know where they remastered songs off splits that were barely fucking audible originally and while the remaster's production is still questionable it's still an improvement.
That's about it though. Any other time gimme the OG
>>126719645I'll bite. Why is the very first post in this thread not a REAL blasting post?
>>126719882its a ratpost, iykyk
>98% of the thread is rodent, jaACKy, and cliquespam>rest is baldcuck nostalgiafagging over washed up irrelevant loser bands with no talent such as the triple headed hydra of tourism (Judiac Prophet, Tourtallica, Ironic Gayden, and Black Shabbat)Are ya winning yet /shreddit/?
>>126715011Solos are leftover blues/rocknroll garbage for boomer popsloppers. The embarrassing dissonance between chordal post-african repetitions (so called "riffs") and incoherent random melodic sections (so called "solos") spliced into the song are a travesty to my ears.
>>126714933We love Timberly here, shes the peak of womanhood 100%.
>>126719918>cassette format>Discogs filename>no irrelevant YouTube linkNot saying you're wrong; just asking if you're sure
>>126719975he made another thread with the same image but deleted it because it was early ten made this thread
>>126719975It's 100% rat, as he posted the same album in both threads until the other one got deleted.
Damn this place is so fucking dead now, what a laugh. Just chinless cIiquespam and three bรIdcucks hanging onto this dying general.
>>126719882The rat is mad he didn't get the blasting post itt and that people have been ignoring his gay blasting posts by posting their own. This is a pathetic attempt at getting some (yous) while undermining the "real blasting" posts by connecting it to him. He really is a wretched little creature.
>>126714903Album cover looks kinda gay ngl
>126720116
>WHY AM I NOT THE CENTRE OF ATTENTION ANYMORE >:'(
>>126720155Who are you talking to, Iรฅss?
Well, was a good look at the ruins that comprise the only-in-name metal general. Enjoy your 2pph until Ratthew comes back, I'm sure you poor baldies can't wait for another day of being trolled by the clique. Here is one of the worst DsO songs to match the state of this general, along with a fitting title.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-EHgf1Ykck
Anyone in Dearborn want to make resistance music to the resist the Jews, Christians, and Muslims?
>>126719931>triple headed hydra>1. Judiac Prophet>2. Tourtallica>3. Ironic Gayden>4. Black Shabbat>triple
>>126712588rotting - crushed
Dearborn, Michigan, or the surrounding area. Or we could just collaborate online. I know some NSBM musicians must lurk here. Who don't you see value in helping me share my perspective as a white urban minority? Why must NSBM be always rural and European? Hail GBK and Einstatzgruppen but I haven't heard of much else going on close to me. I am admittedly out of the loop.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkFz_hi2tWY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkFz_hi2tWY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkFz_hi2tWY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkFz_hi2tWY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkFz_hi2tWY
>>126720243There is also the holy trilogy of peak metal:
1. Jute Gyte
2. Ad Nauseam
3. DsO
4. Ehnahre
>>126720236>>126720256I hope you make it.
HEIL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2l8KtdQ7Ek&pp=ygUVIEh1bnRpbmcgSGlnaCBhbmQgTG930gcJCd4JAYcqIYzv
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2l8KtdQ7Ek&pp=ygUVIEh1bnRpbmcgSGlnaCBhbmQgTG930gcJCd4JAYcqIYzv
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2l8KtdQ7Ek&pp=ygUVIEh1bnRpbmcgSGlnaCBhbmQgTG930gcJCd4JAYcqIYzv
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2l8KtdQ7Ek&pp=ygUVIEh1bnRpbmcgSGlnaCBhbmQgTG930gcJCd4JAYcqIYzv
>>126720276Thanks. GBK is from like Virginia or something though and Einstatzgruppen is from Minnesota. What's going on NSBM-wise in Michigan? I'd settle for it being EITHER anti-Abrahamic or racial, but why the rampant cowardice and cringeworthiness? We can easily defeat them while we are still the majority. The pussyfooting costs the lives of our future children.
>>126720313Don't forget the triumvirate of BASSED
1. Dominic Forest Lapointe
2. Damon Good
3. Nick Mcmaster
4. Steve Blanco
>>126719976>>126720043>>126720132Aha, I didn't see it but heard about it. Updating my pest control manual now
>>126720243>>126720313I understand your frustration, sir
>>126719931Is that Rocky Dennis in makeup?
Hail Apocryphis and their attempt to educate the "scene".
https://youtube.com/shorts/gIMsOA8oBCI?si=GCd0WrViHu4i6A2g
"We started to feel really uncomfortable being connected with this dimension".
Same. The world becomes increasingly uncomfortable from waves of realizations of the truth and the scale of the deception of life.
https://youtube.com/shorts/BVZz2GkfyV0?si=tTag5k7TRCaV_uWn
Don't be a fucking puppet! Be nonconformist!
https://youtube.com/shorts/tU5JG23dvkY?si=7NSpZP32THwbSdYl
>>126718889>LinusIs this Linus in the room with us right now?
>>126719696Only if the mids are adequately scooped.
>>126719659Didn't happen lol
>>126721487It's been proven. Move on lol.
>>126721846Other way around lol