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Anonymous No.126712525
/metal/
Cool songs edition
Anonymous No.126712588 >>126712695 >>126712705 >>126712727 >>126713494 >>126713532 >>126713588 >>126713600 >>126713716 >>126714104 >>126714127 >>126714325 >>126714372 >>126716645 >>126716915 >>126718426 >>126719123 >>126720247
BLASTS
Anonymous No.126712593 >>126712615 >>126712670
Not gonna post in a rat edition.
See you guys next time.
Anonymous No.126712602 >>126712670
Posted one with a metal album but deleted the thread so we could use this one instead to upset the autist
Anonymous No.126712615
>>126712593
Hat
Anonymous No.126712616 >>126712625 >>126712627 >>126712670
>the rat made both threads out of desperation
Anonymous No.126712619
Artist: Darkthrone
Album: Panzerfaust
Song: Beholding The Throne of Might

>And destruction upon the holy man
>Who hails a jew
Anonymous No.126712625
>>126712616
this
Anonymous No.126712627
>>126712616
Metalheads are rats
Anonymous No.126712635
If it's not 200+ bpm I'm not listening to it
Anonymous No.126712636
Let the kvetching begin
Anonymous No.126712648
>>126711565
Hello, YUM department?
Anonymous No.126712651 >>126712689
HEIL VIKERNES
Anonymous No.126712670 >>126712685 >>126712835
>>126708381
Ironic. Listen to some meatl demos and wait for all this to blow over.
>>126712593
Yeah I'll make an extreme rock thread in a bit.
>>126712602
You did the thing you almost always do anyway, and blamed me for it? Thank you rodent. I wonder how often you do that to the people around you.
>>126712616
The projector possum always makes a fool of himself.
Anonymous No.126712685 >>126712723
>>126712670
>chartposting LOSER
Pipe down
Anonymous No.126712689
>>126712651
HEIL!!
Anonymous No.126712691
h could teach this guy a lesson
Anonymous No.126712695 >>126713010
>>126712588
Goregrind bros get in here!
Anonymous No.126712705
>>126712588
Anonymous No.126712707
Sharted the old crap container while listening to Priest again. Damn, I suck.
Anonymous No.126712715 >>126712928 >>126717282 >>126717305 >>126717318 >>126719584
Anonymous No.126712723
>>126712685
Isn't this you, spamshrew?
Anonymous No.126712727
>>126712588
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhKB6s-9EMo
Anonymous No.126712739
>Reek of Putrefaction with good production.
Anonymous No.126712747 >>126712762 >>126712766 >>126712806 >>126712835
I'm getting hit with multiple "Please wait a while before making a post/thread" timers in one browser session. I question if it's just a bug. Winner metal for this feel?
Anonymous No.126712762
>>126712747
Cynic
Anonymous No.126712766
>>126712747
Yeah your posts are so boring and soulless they are being diasgnosed as botposts.
Anonymous No.126712787 >>126712881 >>126712961
This is the simp thread.
Anonymous No.126712806
>>126712747
I got you senpai: https://youtu.be/rkxjicK32A4
Anonymous No.126712835 >>126713001
>>126712670
>>126712747
Yeah I'm trying to make my thread and I keep getting stonewalled by 300s timers. I literally want to not post in this thread and I'm not able to do that.
Broken site, or staff partiality? The sharty hack says the latter.
Anonymous No.126712842 >>126712909
What's the fiture of metal look like? Where will metal be 5 years from now? 10 years from now?
Anonymous No.126712881
>>126712787
For you, yeah
Anonymous No.126712889 >>126712903
Cool, a simp thread
Anonymous No.126712903
>>126712889
Nice
Anonymous No.126712909 >>126712924
>>126712842
Funeral thrash as a new subgenre.
Anonymous No.126712924 >>126712955
>>126712909
What would that even sound like? Just alternating thrash parts and funeral doom parts? Gay if so.
Anonymous No.126712928 >>126713651
>>126712715
>Off-topic; all images and discussion should pertain to music, artists, and instruments.
Anonymous No.126712955 >>126712981
>>126712924
Extremely slow thrash metal or extremely fast doom metal.
Anonymous No.126712961
>>126712787
Finally, one that comes with a label.
Anonymous No.126712965 >>126712984
>All images should pertain to the topic at hand.
>The topic at hand: Simping
Anonymous No.126712966
Thompson
Anonymous No.126712981 >>126712991
>>126712955
But the tempos are the defining characteristoc of those genres. Extremely slow thrash would probably sound like a metalcore breakdown. Extremely fast doom would probably sound like Motley Crue lol.
Anonymous No.126712984
>>126712965
Anonymous No.126712991 >>126713000 >>126713314
>>126712981
This is how we become the innovators, anon. We must invent the sound!
Anonymous No.126713000 >>126713057
>>126712991
You play any instruments?
Anonymous No.126713001
>>126712835
OK, thread is up. I'll be charitable and assume it was a bug and no shenanigans happened. Mods are gods and we love them here.
Concluding my posting ITT with some metal for this authority-loving feel.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_Pga70f_YQ
Anonymous No.126713010 >>126713038
>>126712695
>Goregrind
Not metal
Anonymous No.126713027
Anonymous No.126713035 >>126713049
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6mdRv0ZdR8&pp=ygUXdGhleSByZW1pbmlzY2Ugb3ZlciB5b3U%3D
Anonymous No.126713038 >>126713264
>>126713010
Grind is not metal, goregrind is.
Anonymous No.126713049 >>126713180
>>126713035
Is that Momo? I prefer Jinzy
Anonymous No.126713057 >>126713188
>>126713000
I used to play guitar, but I only ever noodled around or played ignorant slam riffs.
Anonymous No.126713180
>>126713049
It's clearly Jizmy, retard.
Anonymous No.126713188
>>126713057
Probably close enough to super slow thrash.
Anonymous No.126713224
Anonymous No.126713264
>>126713038
Nope. go to your core thread and fuck off
Anonymous No.126713314
>>126712991
>Slow thrash
You will just be making doom metal or black metal
>Fast doom
Have you not heard death/doom?
Anonymous No.126713351 >>126713379
Core is metal

https://youtu.be/IW_y31bRW3M?si=DTAz07PPMfTLAMnT
Anonymous No.126713370
Morbidly Obese Angel - Altars of McDonalds
Anonymous No.126713379 >>126713382
>>126713351
So true my fellow simp
Anonymous No.126713382 >>126713409
>>126713379
Not a simp but women do simp for me, correct
Anonymous No.126713407
I just roke up
Anonymous No.126713408 >>126713433 >>126714575
he lookin kind zvsty
Anonymous No.126713409 >>126713460
>>126713382
Devin cucked you. Get over it.
Anonymous No.126713433
>>126713408
Mad zesty
Anonymous No.126713450
Anonymous No.126713460 >>126714209
>>126713409
Other way around lol
Anonymous No.126713466
Not even close to a competition lol
Anonymous No.126713469 >>126713490
Simps are kings
Anonymous No.126713472
Varg is gay and has AIDS.
Anonymous No.126713490
>>126713469
*queens
Anonymous No.126713494 >>126713513
>>126712588
Anonymous No.126713513 >>126713545
>>126713494
Is this metal
Anonymous No.126713529 >>126713558
Convicted murderer Kristian Vikernes fleeing to France lol
Anonymous No.126713532
>>126712588
Listening to atmosynth again
Anonymous No.126713545
>>126713513
It's honourary metal and regardless it's good shit to listen to on your way home after a show.
Anonymous No.126713553
>going to shows

>>>/shreddit/
Anonymous No.126713558 >>126713574 >>126713619
>>126713529
Varg did nothing wrong.
Anonymous No.126713574 >>126713584 >>126713585 >>126713619
>>126713558
Correct. He chased down Euronymous and eliminated him in self-defence, simply to ensure he was no longer a threat after he ran away from the Count Grisnacht.
Anonymous No.126713584 >>126713619
>>126713574
Any sane person would have done the same. The powers that be were simply afraid that the Count would speak the truth and silenced him to save their skins.
Anonymous No.126713585
>>126713574
Euro was a giant bitch and Varg had every right to hat that nigga.
Anonymous No.126713588 >>126713592
>>126712588
Anonymous No.126713592 >>126713607
>>126713588
This cover is... le epic!
Anonymous No.126713600 >>126713913
>>126712588
Devin used to make good music and not silly sporkcore.
Anonymous No.126713601 >>126713622
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRiB0hgVKnA

listen to this solo at 5:38
Anonymous No.126713607
>>126713592
It's their best cover that's for sure.
Anonymous No.126713619
>>126713558
>>126713574
>>126713584
Kristian Vikernes freemason poser. He's not metal.
Anonymous No.126713622 >>126713674
>>126713601
>No Cure for Pain
Incorrect. Simply amputate the limb that is giving pain. A title as stupid as this warrants zero listening from a more intelligent human such as myself.
Anonymous No.126713651
>>126712928
Anonymous No.126713668
Anonymous No.126713674 >>126713689
>>126713622
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phantom_pain

dumbass
Anonymous No.126713689
>>126713674
>le pseudoscientific concepts
Shan't be engaging with you any further.
Anonymous No.126713711 >>126713720 >>126714567 >>126714903
Listening to NSBM again ใƒ„
Anonymous No.126713716 >>126713728
>>126712588
HEIL GILLAN
Anonymous No.126713719
/metal/ did this

https://x.com/Antunes1/status/1933699591805018212
Anonymous No.126713720
>>126713711
Anonymous No.126713728
>>126713716
Tony Martin ftw. Fuck Ozzy and his bitch of a wife:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UrHfqmgycY&list=RD4UrHfqmgycY&start_radio=1
Anonymous No.126713765
Hope her beloved dogs eat her.
Anonymous No.126713805 >>126713826 >>126713837
Metal for genociding ALL the muzzies?
Anonymous No.126713826 >>126713842
>>126713805
The problem isn't the muslims. The problem is the rich cunts who exploit us all and try and divide and conquer based on whatever saves their rich asses.
Anonymous No.126713837
>>126713805
https://youtu.be/oEN1dN0cmiE?si=ANOc-OmiVoLftqdb
Anonymous No.126713842 >>126713862
>>126713826
>rich cunts who exploit us all and try and divide and conquer based on whatever saves their rich asses.
Well that would be Megadeth, however I'm thinking more along the lines of Damaar and Muhammad Pedophile.
Anonymous No.126713862 >>126713873 >>126713885
>>126713842
Megadeth are a band. They're rich cunts sure, but their agenda is UFO truth and a better future for humanity. I like Megadeth more than Metallica. Metallica do fuck all for humanity. Once Bob Rock became their producer, they sold out and they suck.
Anonymous No.126713873 >>126713882
>>126713862
they dropped Bob Rock after St. Anger
Rick Rubin produced Death Magnetic
Metallica still sucks
Anonymous No.126713877
Metallica rules
Anonymous No.126713882
>>126713873
They still fucking suck. Exactly. I didn't even notice the difference. Slayer kinda got a tiny bit better, although their 80s-early 90s stuff will always be the best.
Anonymous No.126713885 >>126713897 >>126713906
>>126713862
Mustang is a born again evangelical Christian. I don't think he believes in aliens. If he does think UFOs are real he would probably believe they're terrestrial.
Anonymous No.126713897 >>126713924
>>126713885
I wouldn't care about anyone's personal beliefs. Have a few christian metal albums on my playlist on Youtube. I really couldn't give a shit about anyones religion.
Anonymous No.126713900 >>126714239
Jewish niggas
Anonymous No.126713906
>>126713885
>Mustang is a born again evangelical Christian
Congrats, you fell for the classic one
Anonymous No.126713913
>>126713600
He has grown up and isn't angry and depressed anymore
Anonymous No.126713920
Think these guys are christian also. Based if you ask me, although I'm more into the power of the individual and leaning more to satanism. No problem with being friends with christians:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4528HFhxAn0
Anonymous No.126713924 >>126713930
>>126713897
K but you missed my point though. Congrats on your reading comprehension.
Anonymous No.126713930 >>126713941
>>126713924
How did I miss your point?
Anonymous No.126713941 >>126713948 >>126713966
>>126713930
I was saying as a Christian he wouldn't believe in extraterrestrial life.
Anonymous No.126713948
>>126713941
>sweeping generalizations
Anonymous No.126713966
>>126713941
Jesus was maybe an alien. Christians arn't all stupid brainwashed sheep. We need to make humanity better is the main thing. Governments love divide and conquer cause they make money out of that. We need to expose the game and rise like a phoenix out of their stupid divide and conquer game.
Anonymous No.126713993 >>126714002
Freemasons are the worst cult in this current world also. Awful people. Ask them about their child brides.
Anonymous No.126713994 >>126714001
Metal?
Anonymous No.126714001
>>126713994
ULTRA BASED
Anonymous No.126714002 >>126714015
>>126713993
you sound jelly lol
Anonymous No.126714015 >>126714262
>>126714002
I know right from wrong. Freemasons are wrong, and I get nasty messages from freemasons on this platform that they want me killed etc. It spurs me on. Freemasonry and dog nuttery won't last. I'm on the right side of history. They're on the wrong side of history, and tick tock to them.
Anonymous No.126714027
Cause I'm a WRATHCHILD!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjjRwsOqVeI
Anonymous No.126714032 >>126714044
Globalist NWO :Freemasons are repelled and terrified by the holy, righteous & American sounds of Megadeth!
>picrel
Proof the Freemasons HATE America!
Anonymous No.126714044 >>126714047
>>126714032
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/6RvX7UdTMVw
Anonymous No.126714047 >>126714056
>>126714044
Fuck off.
Anonymous No.126714056
>>126714047
Suck my dick.
Anonymous No.126714058 >>126714062 >>126714064 >>126714075
Friendly reminder that Varg pierced Euronymous 23 times
Anonymous No.126714062 >>126714082
>>126714058
in the butt
Anonymous No.126714063 >>126714075 >>126714082
A shitstained dildo was observed and documented at Euro's flat
Anonymous No.126714064 >>126714082
>>126714058
Cause he was a cowardly cunt. Euronymous is legion. Kristian is a poser and always will be.
Anonymous No.126714072
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1P1gx8dFgew
Anonymous No.126714075 >>126714081
>>126714058
Those were caused by a broken lamp. Varg was operating purely in self defence. Varg did nothing wrong.
>>126714063
Prob belonged to Sky Ferreira.
Anonymous No.126714081 >>126714083
>>126714075
>Sky Ferreira
literally who
Anonymous No.126714082
>>126714062
Euro's tart bled really bad
>>126714063
Correct
>>126714064
Euronymous became Kristian's onahole
Anonymous No.126714083 >>126714090
>>126714081
Euro's whore gf
Anonymous No.126714090 >>126714145
>>126714083
That's the name of the actress who played her, you dipshit
Anonymous No.126714104
>>126712588
Anonymous No.126714107 >>126714145
What a shit thread. Fuck yall
Anonymous No.126714127 >>126714139 >>126714167
>>126712588
Albums like this one are born out of ADHD medication shortage
Anonymous No.126714139
>>126714127
Listen to Mindly Rotten's last album if you want pure distilled ADHD metal
Anonymous No.126714145 >>126714153
>>126714090
Thanks for ruining the joke.
>>126714107
Fuk u bich
Anonymous No.126714153 >>126714167
>>126714145
what fucking joke?
anybody can google that name and see she was born in 1992, ya poofter
Anonymous No.126714167
>>126714127
>ADHD medication shortage
Makes me think of this.
>>126714153
Suck my dick.
Anonymous No.126714209 >>126714253
>>126713460
yeah, with your dad lol
Anonymous No.126714239
>>126713900
hard R
Anonymous No.126714253 >>126714305
>>126714209
Nah with literal models (female) lol
Anonymous No.126714262 >>126714275
>>126714015
Why are you ban-evading since last night?
Anonymous No.126714275 >>126714297
>>126714262
It's obviously someone larping as the Serbian
Anonymous No.126714297
>>126714275
>Serbian
he (You) are English
Anonymous No.126714305 >>126714314
>>126714253
>models
yeah, plastic models / dolls lol
Anonymous No.126714314
>>126714305
Femcel cuckquean post lol
Anonymous No.126714325 >>126714602
>>126712588
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tz39tkk0_po
Anonymous No.126714347 >>126714354 >>126714400 >>126714454 >>126714471 >>126714505 >>126714749 >>126714766
It is actually insane how much better Iron Maiden is than Black Sabbath and Judas Priest. I like all three, but no band in metal period has a discography as consistently strong over multiple decades as Maiden does. Sabbath and Priest peaks are better than Maiden's peaks (though Powerslave is a very tough nut to crack) but each of them have plenty of albums I could go without listening to for the rest of my life.

Priest has been creatively bankrupt since the mid 80s. Nostradamus is the only interesting and replayable Priest album since Defenders of the Faith. They keep making Painkiller sequels and it is just tiring and boring.

Black Sabbath has been even more inconsistent. The Tony Martin albums are so boring. How tf did we go from the likes of Master of Reality, SBS to this?

Black Sab and JP have bad albums. Iron Maiden has no bad albums. No other band will top Iron Maiden in quality to longevity ratio.
Anonymous No.126714354
>>126714347
Hat
Anonymous No.126714372 >>126714972
>>126712588
ANOTHER SKY IS YOUNG
Anonymous No.126714400
>>126714347
Iron Maiden wasn't even the best at their game at their peak
Anonymous No.126714408
Knocked Loose, motherfuckers
Anonymous No.126714425
Manowar is real music
Anonymous No.126714454
>>126714347
Lol
Anonymous No.126714471
>>126714347
its true they have like 9 banger albums all of them are classics
Anonymous No.126714482 >>126714516
Traditional coom metal
Anonymous No.126714496
Iron Gayden
Anonymous No.126714497
It's the King's birthday today. Wish the King a happy birthday /metal/!
Anonymous No.126714505
>>126714347
Powerslave sucks, Piece of Mind sucks, Somewhere in Time sucks.
Anonymous No.126714516
>>126714482
Rockbitch
Anonymous No.126714532
Epic coom metal
Stoner coom metal
Blackened coom metal
Drone coom metal
Anonymous No.126714546 >>126714554
Babymetal. You know...metal. For metalheads. Yeah.
Anonymous No.126714554 >>126714559
>>126714546
metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qayP_YUrf9I&ab_channel=BABYMETALVEVO
Anonymous No.126714559 >>126714565
>>126714554
Don't care, not listening.
Anonymous No.126714565
>>126714559
Do it faggot
Anonymous No.126714567 >>126714618
>>126713711
Fuck off chud
Anonymous No.126714575
>>126713408
Now THIS is gay and has AIDS, unlike Varg Vikernes, inventor of metal music.
Anonymous No.126714590
I sure do love heavy metal music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWoQ7PFSYlk&ab_channel=EpitaphRecords
Anonymous No.126714602 >>126714617
>>126714325
No woman will ever love me and that is sad.
Anonymous No.126714617
>>126714602
Just b urself
Anonymous No.126714618
>>126714567
Shan't.
Anonymous No.126714623 >>126714684
I'm so fucking high and blasting some Nadja. Truly a transcendental experience.
Anonymous No.126714684 >>126714710
>>126714623
Nice, lad. Did you do an edible?
Anonymous No.126714702 >>126714753
Most metal is for chuds. And that's why we love it here.
Anonymous No.126714710
>>126714684
Hell yeah.
I'll blast YOB after this.
Anonymous No.126714724
>got a good sleep for once last night
Metal for this feel?
Anonymous No.126714730
I am albino. And I'm here to fuk yuor bitch.
Anonymous No.126714749
>>126714347
>Priest has been creatively bankrupt since the mid 80s
Fair enough but I wouldn't say Maiden has been particularly innovative since the 80s either. And I've enjoyed Priest's modern albums more, their stuff is less long-winded

>The Tony Martin albums are so boring
Disagree with you there, I think Tyr is great (Headless Cross is boring as fuck though I'll give you that)

>Iron Maiden has no bad albums
Nah, they had a streak of dull shit in the 90s and most of what they've done recently is very forgettable. Maybe not 'bad' albums but very mediocre

IM is probably still the best overall but I don't think it's by much
Anonymous No.126714753
>>126714702
Itโ€™s good for filtering out artsy faggots I mean real metal not coreshit or numetal
Anonymous No.126714760
>Sabbath
>Priest
>Maiden
Literally all not metal you faggot bitches!
Anonymous No.126714766
>>126714347
Disagreeable but very good post. Enough effortposts* like this just might save /meal/.

* if you're not putting in thought or effort into what you say, then why the fuck are you posting?
Anonymous No.126714773
Today's my birthday, bros
Anonymous No.126714792 >>126714819
do we like Poppy?
Anonymous No.126714799 >>126714821
Do you ever avoid a group because one or more of the members is an insufferable fag?
Anonymous No.126714819 >>126714836
>>126714792
No
Anonymous No.126714821
>>126714799
No because that would mean letting him win
Anonymous No.126714836
>>126714819
oh my fucking GOSH
Anonymous No.126714903 >>126720140
>>126713711
Only NSBM is real
Anonymous No.126714924 >>126714955 >>126715012
hellstisters we are so BACK
Anonymous No.126714932
Pretentiousloppa or dissosloppa
Which is more hated here?
Anonymous No.126714933 >>126715009 >>126715164 >>126719931
DO WE LIKE POLYPHIA???
Anonymous No.126714955
>>126714924
HOLY SHIT
Anonymous No.126714972
>>126714372
>remixes his're album
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eo6gVat9MDk
Anonymous No.126715009 >>126715018
>>126714933
Timmy the Twink is forbidden from /metal/
Anonymous No.126715011 >>126715034 >>126715216 >>126715689 >>126719931
REMINDER: If a 'metal' band doesn't contain guitar solos, it is not metal

>but what about my trve black metal, it has complex, layered instumentation and makes me feel so arya-
You're basically listening to folk music mixed with noise rock. Not metal

>but what about my br00tal slam metal, it has super heavy grooves and solos would only make it less heav-
You're basically listening to 'extreme' hardcore. Not metal

>but what about my atmosphe-
Do I even have to explain? Not metal

>but solos are gay they're just guitar wanking they literally ruin every so-
Guitar solos are the best skill-filter, and the best normalfag-filter. They are a key staple of metal, basically the common link between the founding diapershit bands and the niche extreme bands. The time 'metal' bands stopped playing solos literally represents the most decadent period of this genre.

If even the most pedestrian grooveshit like Pantera has decent solos, why can't your band? Because it doesn't 'fit'? Because they 'can't'? Then they aren't metal. End of story.
Anonymous No.126715012
>>126714924
>album is called Hell
So lazy.
Anonymous No.126715018
>>126715009
why
Anonymous No.126715034
>>126715011
Everyone in /metal/ agrees with this. We celebrate solos.
Anonymous No.126715038
Solos = chudslop
Anonymous No.126715047
Anonymous No.126715069 >>126715506 >>126716162
We refer to guitar solos as โ€œdiaper-fillerโ€ here.
Only triumphant Hitleric riffs are real
Anonymous No.126715164 >>126715179
>>126714933
They are beloved here.
Anonymous No.126715179
>>126715164
finally, something i like that /mu/ likes
Anonymous No.126715185 >>126715273
There can't be a single denizen of this general who dislikes Slayer, right?
Anonymous No.126715216
>>126715011
sololess is soulless
Anonymous No.126715273
>>126715185
People that dislike Slayer are removed from the premises.
Anonymous No.126715496 >>126717068
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6OlMWtZj88&list=PLkROH3Eqs0T_z7boOLvSuX0W-qJUVhiff

Thought's on Flotsam and Jetsam?
Anonymous No.126715506 >>126715758
>>126715069
>We refer to guitar solos as โ€œdiaper-fillerโ€ here.
>Only triumphant Hitleric riffs are real

Literal untermensch cope. Hitler was a traditionalist, so he would not approve of that solo-less, non-metal garbage

Also, why would Hitler even like black metal? He valued superiority and purity, and he was a methhead. So he'd probably prefer fast, clean technical death metal over amateurish, noisy black metal

Tech death masterpieces, such as Epitaph and Cabinet, transcended the limitations of human skill, and are the real 'ubermensch' music. Not your sloppy forest rock (loved by third worlders). '''''NSBM''''' is joke
Anonymous No.126715689
>>126715011
They will hate you for speaking the truth
Anonymous No.126715758
>>126715506
>Sweepitaph
>masterpiece
>transcended the limitations of human skill, and are the real 'ubermensch' music
If voiceless displays of dexterity alone passed as valuable art, then the best would be an album by Shartspire or Brain Swill. But it's none of the three because they suck and do little more than dazzle with brainrot tier techshit.
Anonymous No.126715780 >>126716104
Saw Judas Priest tonight and now I can finally die satisfied that I got to hear One Shot At Glory live.
Anonymous No.126716104 >>126719137
>>126715780
>no KK Downing
>no Glenn Tipton
You were already too late to see Judas Priest.
Anonymous No.126716162
>>126715069
Correct.
Anonymous No.126716489 >>126716525
>2 posts in the last hour
Grim.
Anonymous No.126716525
>>126716489
based /metal/ going outside to slay pussy on a Saturday night
Anonymous No.126716571 >>126716626 >>126716814 >>126718632 >>126718983
Oh noโ€ฆnot again
Anonymous No.126716626
>>126716571
AOTY
Anonymous No.126716634 >>126716638
vrag
>>126716615
Anonymous No.126716638
>>126716634
Yeah I thought that was funny too. -t. on vol III: My Prison Story of his bio.
Anonymous No.126716645 >>126716747
>>126712588
>BLASTS


How is Marriage of heaven and hell so good? And why isn't it more popular?
Anonymous No.126716747
>>126716645
It's not like Virgin Steele didn't have other great albums, but overall the songs on these 2 albums stand out for me among the others, even Invictus.

I don't know exactly why, it's just the vibe to them is amazing.
Anonymous No.126716804
2022/2023 dying fetus latin american tour controversy (DO NOT RESEARCH)
Anonymous No.126716814 >>126717099 >>126717900
>>126716571
he's going to be wearing a Bucket on his head at this rate
Anonymous No.126716844 >>126716864
https://www.anus.com/metal/about/metal/chuck_schuldiner/
Anonymous No.126716864
>>126716844
Chuck "Big Sneedus" Schuldiner
Anonymous No.126716915
>>126712588
Anonymous No.126717008 >>126717038
Kerry "Fat, Bald, and Short" King
Anonymous No.126717038
>>126717008
HEIL HANNEMAN
Anonymous No.126717068
>>126715496
Bases
Anonymous No.126717099
>>126716814
At least he's making decent background atmometal as opposed to whatever shite Bucketonhead releases these days
Anonymous No.126717225 >>126717318
Bump
Anonymous No.126717282 >>126717318
>>126712715
Anonymous No.126717305 >>126717318
>>126712715
Anonymous No.126717318 >>126717344
>>126712715
>>126717225
>>126717282
>>126717305
why though
Anonymous No.126717344
>>126717318
I was trying to use the checkmark symbol
Anonymous No.126717417
แˆตแˆแŠ•แ‰ต แŠ แŠ•แ‹ต แˆตแˆแŠ•แ‰ต
Anonymous No.126717466
Clairo "Pretty Dirty" Cottrill
Anonymous No.126717614 >>126717621
Metal is... le based!
Anonymous No.126717621 >>126717640
>>126717614
Correct, but I wish you meant it.
Anonymous No.126717640
>>126717621
The metal I like is based
Anonymous No.126717705 >>126717721
i'm lazy
Anonymous No.126717720
Grand Belial's Key
Anonymous No.126717721
>>126717705
It's not lazy if you don't need to say anything else.
I guess Mรผtiilation could go in the opposite corner.
Anonymous No.126717752
ZZ Top is metal
Anonymous No.126717754
Can't wait to get home jerkf off to Sara jay and blast some slayer
Anonymous No.126717832
Great thread
Anonymous No.126717900
>>126716814
i have the same guitar lolz
Anonymous No.126717907 >>126717980
Morbidly Obese Angel - Altars of McDonalds
Anonymous No.126717928 >>126717974
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkYdlqbTm3Q
Sniffly dude fumes about djent and prog metal for ten minutes, kekking right now
Anonymous No.126717934 >>126719030
Annihilation of the Wankered
Anonymous No.126717956
Let's get retarded in here
Anonymous No.126717974
>>126717928
Why are they like this
https://youtu.be/19xi9Xl44yM?si=RvENLEGaUdeNe4Rx
Anonymous No.126717980
>>126717907
Formulas Fattening to the Flesh
Anonymous No.126718010
Portly - Entrรฉe
Anonymous No.126718049
Liturgy
Anonymous No.126718132 >>126718323
Metal is so epic!
Anonymous No.126718177
goated
Anonymous No.126718211
New Grand Belial's Key
Anonymous No.126718229 >>126718889
This thread would die is Ratthew wasn't just spamming his own thread with about the same 3 types of posts.
Anonymous No.126718283 >>126718642 >>126718648
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzUndAnCieE&list=LL

Is this metal
Anonymous No.126718323
>>126718132
Correct.
Anonymous No.126718426
>>126712588
Anonymous No.126718632
>>126716571
>new thrรค aoty every 2 days
based
Anonymous No.126718642
>>126718283
who is the girl and why does she want to give me a passionate rimjob? I'm not complaining but it would be polite to tell me your name first
Anonymous No.126718648 >>126718656
>>126718283
KIWI ANON?
Anonymous No.126718656 >>126718764
>>126718648
No but the Kiwis do love me, correct
Anonymous No.126718764
>>126718656
Is this metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfEWtijVgNk
Anonymous No.126718777 >>126718805
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=357NM57m9Us

Okay but is this metal
Anonymous No.126718805
>>126718777
Is Coldwave metal

https://youtu.be/KC5Hbf1Ft68?si=yc1MrCJICnbrzwl_
Anonymous No.126718889 >>126720455
>>126718229
It would still have more worthwhile posts than your shitshow of an "alternative thread", Linus.
Anonymous No.126718980
I kinda just want to form another discharge clone band
Anonymous No.126718983
>>126716571
Hello, riff department
Anonymous No.126719001
D-beats > blastbeats
but it's close
Anonymous No.126719030
>>126717934
Those Whom the Cops Detest
Anonymous No.126719044
In Their Parents' Darkened Basements
Anonymous No.126719057
Leprous - Malina
Anonymous No.126719123
>>126712588
blastin
Anonymous No.126719137
>>126716104
Oh, fuck off. They sounded amazing. I bet you're one of those "nOt ThE rEaL PaNtErA" guys too.
Anonymous No.126719298
hevy metul hedbeng
Anonymous No.126719509 >>126719588 >>126719602
great thread guys
Anonymous No.126719584
>>126712715
X
Anonymous No.126719588
>>126719509
euro hours lmao
Anonymous No.126719602 >>126719659
>>126719509
It's just one schizo who made everyone leave so he's posting shit himself as he gets weirdly obsessed about making threads and not letting them die.
Anonymous No.126719645 >>126719882
NJo real blasting post so here it is I guess
Anonymous No.126719659 >>126721487
>>126719602
And he's a mexican-American whose "girlfriend" cucked him with a metal chad
Anonymous No.126719696 >>126719755 >>126719781 >>126720465
Do you guys ever prefer remasters over original recordings?
Anonymous No.126719755
>>126719696
No.
Anonymous No.126719781
>>126719696
Ehhh only very rarely. I think Streetcleaner is a good remaster as JK mixed/mastered it himself.
There's also a Panopticon one I know where they remastered songs off splits that were barely fucking audible originally and while the remaster's production is still questionable it's still an improvement.

That's about it though. Any other time gimme the OG
Anonymous No.126719882 >>126719918 >>126720132
>>126719645
I'll bite. Why is the very first post in this thread not a REAL blasting post?
Anonymous No.126719918 >>126719975
>>126719882
its a ratpost, iykyk
Anonymous No.126719931 >>126720243 >>126720411
>98% of the thread is rodent, jaACKy, and cliquespam
>rest is baldcuck nostalgiafagging over washed up irrelevant loser bands with no talent such as the triple headed hydra of tourism (Judiac Prophet, Tourtallica, Ironic Gayden, and Black Shabbat)
Are ya winning yet /shreddit/?

>>126715011
Solos are leftover blues/rocknroll garbage for boomer popsloppers. The embarrassing dissonance between chordal post-african repetitions (so called "riffs") and incoherent random melodic sections (so called "solos") spliced into the song are a travesty to my ears.

>>126714933
We love Timberly here, shes the peak of womanhood 100%.
Anonymous No.126719975 >>126719976 >>126720043
>>126719918
>cassette format
>Discogs filename
>no irrelevant YouTube link
Not saying you're wrong; just asking if you're sure
Anonymous No.126719976 >>126720362
>>126719975
he made another thread with the same image but deleted it because it was early ten made this thread
Anonymous No.126720043 >>126720362
>>126719975
It's 100% rat, as he posted the same album in both threads until the other one got deleted.
Anonymous No.126720116
Damn this place is so fucking dead now, what a laugh. Just chinless cIiquespam and three bร„Idcucks hanging onto this dying general.
Anonymous No.126720132 >>126720362
>>126719882
The rat is mad he didn't get the blasting post itt and that people have been ignoring his gay blasting posts by posting their own. This is a pathetic attempt at getting some (yous) while undermining the "real blasting" posts by connecting it to him. He really is a wretched little creature.
Anonymous No.126720140
>>126714903
Album cover looks kinda gay ngl
Anonymous No.126720155 >>126720176
>126720116
>WHY AM I NOT THE CENTRE OF ATTENTION ANYMORE >:'(
Anonymous No.126720176
>>126720155
Who are you talking to, Iรฅss?
Anonymous No.126720234
Well, was a good look at the ruins that comprise the only-in-name metal general. Enjoy your 2pph until Ratthew comes back, I'm sure you poor baldies can't wait for another day of being trolled by the clique. Here is one of the worst DsO songs to match the state of this general, along with a fitting title.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-EHgf1Ykck
Anonymous No.126720236 >>126720276
Anyone in Dearborn want to make resistance music to the resist the Jews, Christians, and Muslims?
Anonymous No.126720243 >>126720274 >>126720375
>>126719931
>triple headed hydra

>1. Judiac Prophet
>2. Tourtallica
>3. Ironic Gayden
>4. Black Shabbat

>triple
Anonymous No.126720247
>>126712588
rotting - crushed
Anonymous No.126720256 >>126720276
Dearborn, Michigan, or the surrounding area. Or we could just collaborate online. I know some NSBM musicians must lurk here. Who don't you see value in helping me share my perspective as a white urban minority? Why must NSBM be always rural and European? Hail GBK and Einstatzgruppen but I haven't heard of much else going on close to me. I am admittedly out of the loop.
Anonymous No.126720265
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkFz_hi2tWY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkFz_hi2tWY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkFz_hi2tWY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkFz_hi2tWY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkFz_hi2tWY
Anonymous No.126720274 >>126720313
>>126720243
There is also the holy trilogy of peak metal:

1. Jute Gyte
2. Ad Nauseam
3. DsO
4. Ehnahre
Anonymous No.126720276 >>126720297
>>126720236
>>126720256
I hope you make it.
HEIL
Anonymous No.126720295
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2l8KtdQ7Ek&pp=ygUVIEh1bnRpbmcgSGlnaCBhbmQgTG930gcJCd4JAYcqIYzv
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2l8KtdQ7Ek&pp=ygUVIEh1bnRpbmcgSGlnaCBhbmQgTG930gcJCd4JAYcqIYzv
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2l8KtdQ7Ek&pp=ygUVIEh1bnRpbmcgSGlnaCBhbmQgTG930gcJCd4JAYcqIYzv
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2l8KtdQ7Ek&pp=ygUVIEh1bnRpbmcgSGlnaCBhbmQgTG930gcJCd4JAYcqIYzv
Anonymous No.126720297
>>126720276
Thanks. GBK is from like Virginia or something though and Einstatzgruppen is from Minnesota. What's going on NSBM-wise in Michigan? I'd settle for it being EITHER anti-Abrahamic or racial, but why the rampant cowardice and cringeworthiness? We can easily defeat them while we are still the majority. The pussyfooting costs the lives of our future children.
Anonymous No.126720313 >>126720349 >>126720375
>>126720274
>trilogy
Anonymous No.126720349
>>126720313
Don't forget the triumvirate of BASSED

1. Dominic Forest Lapointe
2. Damon Good
3. Nick Mcmaster
4. Steve Blanco
Anonymous No.126720362
>>126719976
>>126720043
>>126720132
Aha, I didn't see it but heard about it. Updating my pest control manual now
Anonymous No.126720375
>>126720243
>>126720313
I understand your frustration, sir
Anonymous No.126720411
>>126719931
Is that Rocky Dennis in makeup?
Anonymous No.126720414
Hail Apocryphis and their attempt to educate the "scene".
https://youtube.com/shorts/gIMsOA8oBCI?si=GCd0WrViHu4i6A2g
Anonymous No.126720428
"We started to feel really uncomfortable being connected with this dimension".

Same. The world becomes increasingly uncomfortable from waves of realizations of the truth and the scale of the deception of life.
https://youtube.com/shorts/BVZz2GkfyV0?si=tTag5k7TRCaV_uWn
Anonymous No.126720435 >>126720439
no one cares mate
Anonymous No.126720439
>>126720435
kys
Anonymous No.126720454
Don't be a fucking puppet! Be nonconformist!
https://youtube.com/shorts/tU5JG23dvkY?si=7NSpZP32THwbSdYl
Anonymous No.126720455
>>126718889
>Linus
Is this Linus in the room with us right now?
Anonymous No.126720465 >>126720483
>>126719696
Only if the mids are adequately scooped.
Anonymous No.126720477
>>126720472
>>126720472
>>126720472
Anonymous No.126720483
>>126720465
Based.
Anonymous No.126721487 >>126721846
>>126719659
Didn't happen lol
Anonymous No.126721846 >>126721948
>>126721487
It's been proven. Move on lol.
Anonymous No.126721948 >>126722474
>>126721846
Other way around lol
Anonymous No.126722474
>>126721948
No.