Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:05:48 PM
No.126712525
/metal/
Cool songs edition
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:11:15 PM
No.126712593
>>126712615
>>126712670
Not gonna post in a rat edition.
See you guys next time.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:11:56 PM
No.126712602
>>126712670
Posted one with a metal album but deleted the thread so we could use this one instead to upset the autist
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:13:00 PM
No.126712615
>the rat made both threads out of desperation
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:13:13 PM
No.126712619
Artist: Darkthrone
Album: Panzerfaust
Song: Beholding The Throne of Might
>And destruction upon the holy man
>Who hails a jew
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:13:55 PM
No.126712625
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:14:01 PM
No.126712627
>>126712616
Metalheads are rats
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:14:55 PM
No.126712635
If it's not 200+ bpm I'm not listening to it
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:15:02 PM
No.126712636
Let the kvetching begin
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:16:02 PM
No.126712648
>>126711565
Hello, YUM department?
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:16:12 PM
No.126712651
>>126712689
HEIL VIKERNES
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:18:41 PM
No.126712670
>>126712685
>>126712835
>>126708381
Ironic. Listen to some meatl demos and wait for all this to blow over.
>>126712593
Yeah I'll make an extreme rock thread in a bit.
>>126712602
You did the thing you almost always do anyway, and blamed me for it? Thank you rodent. I wonder how often you do that to the people around you.
>>126712616
The projector possum always makes a fool of himself.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:20:43 PM
No.126712685
>>126712723
>>126712670
>chartposting LOSER
Pipe down
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:21:12 PM
No.126712689
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:21:28 PM
No.126712691
h could teach this guy a lesson
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:21:47 PM
No.126712695
>>126713010
>>126712588
Goregrind bros get in here!
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:23:05 PM
No.126712705
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:23:18 PM
No.126712707
Sharted the old crap container while listening to Priest again. Damn, I suck.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:24:58 PM
No.126712723
>>126712685
Isn't this you, spamshrew?
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:25:45 PM
No.126712727
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:26:57 PM
No.126712739
>Reek of Putrefaction with good production.
I'm getting hit with multiple "Please wait a while before making a post/thread" timers in one browser session. I question if it's just a bug. Winner metal for this feel?
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:29:42 PM
No.126712762
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:30:23 PM
No.126712766
>>126712747
Yeah your posts are so boring and soulless they are being diasgnosed as botposts.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:32:17 PM
No.126712787
>>126712881
>>126712961
This is the simp thread.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:33:19 PM
No.126712806
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:34:54 PM
No.126712835
>>126713001
>>126712670
>>126712747
Yeah I'm trying to make my thread and I keep getting stonewalled by 300s timers. I literally want to not post in this thread and I'm not able to do that.
Broken site, or staff partiality? The sharty hack says the latter.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:35:39 PM
No.126712842
>>126712909
What's the fiture of metal look like? Where will metal be 5 years from now? 10 years from now?
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:37:53 PM
No.126712881
>>126712787
For you, yeah
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:38:28 PM
No.126712889
>>126712903
Cool, a simp thread
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:39:50 PM
No.126712903
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:40:18 PM
No.126712909
>>126712924
>>126712842
Funeral thrash as a new subgenre.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:41:31 PM
No.126712924
>>126712955
>>126712909
What would that even sound like? Just alternating thrash parts and funeral doom parts? Gay if so.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:42:02 PM
No.126712928
>>126713651
>>126712715
>Off-topic; all images and discussion should pertain to music, artists, and instruments.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:43:51 PM
No.126712955
>>126712981
>>126712924
Extremely slow thrash metal or extremely fast doom metal.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:44:18 PM
No.126712961
>>126712787
Finally, one that comes with a label.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:44:28 PM
No.126712965
>>126712984
>All images should pertain to the topic at hand.
>The topic at hand: Simping
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:44:31 PM
No.126712966
Thompson
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:45:46 PM
No.126712981
>>126712991
>>126712955
But the tempos are the defining characteristoc of those genres. Extremely slow thrash would probably sound like a metalcore breakdown. Extremely fast doom would probably sound like Motley Crue lol.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:46:13 PM
No.126712984
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:46:57 PM
No.126712991
>>126713000
>>126713314
>>126712981
This is how we become the innovators, anon. We must invent the sound!
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:48:02 PM
No.126713000
>>126713057
>>126712991
You play any instruments?
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:48:03 PM
No.126713001
>>126712835
OK, thread is up. I'll be charitable and assume it was a bug and no shenanigans happened. Mods are gods and we love them here.
Concluding my posting ITT with some metal for this authority-loving feel.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_Pga70f_YQ
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:48:58 PM
No.126713010
>>126713038
>>126712695
>Goregrind
Not metal
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:50:38 PM
No.126713027
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:51:23 PM
No.126713035
>>126713049
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:51:36 PM
No.126713038
>>126713264
>>126713010
Grind is not metal, goregrind is.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:52:35 PM
No.126713049
>>126713180
>>126713035
Is that Momo? I prefer Jinzy
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:52:59 PM
No.126713057
>>126713188
>>126713000
I used to play guitar, but I only ever noodled around or played ignorant slam riffs.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:01:25 PM
No.126713180
>>126713049
It's clearly Jizmy, retard.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:02:04 PM
No.126713188
>>126713057
Probably close enough to super slow thrash.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:03:54 PM
No.126713224
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:06:22 PM
No.126713264
>>126713038
Nope. go to your core thread and fuck off
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:10:31 PM
No.126713314
>>126712991
>Slow thrash
You will just be making doom metal or black metal
>Fast doom
Have you not heard death/doom?
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:13:26 PM
No.126713351
>>126713379
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:15:40 PM
No.126713370
Morbidly Obese Angel - Altars of McDonalds
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:16:52 PM
No.126713379
>>126713382
>>126713351
So true my fellow simp
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:17:26 PM
No.126713382
>>126713409
>>126713379
Not a simp but women do simp for me, correct
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:20:39 PM
No.126713407
I just roke up
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:20:39 PM
No.126713408
>>126713433
>>126714575
he lookin kind zvsty
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:20:40 PM
No.126713409
>>126713460
>>126713382
Devin cucked you. Get over it.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:23:25 PM
No.126713433
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:26:15 PM
No.126713450
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:28:28 PM
No.126713460
>>126714209
>>126713409
Other way around lol
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:29:38 PM
No.126713466
Not even close to a competition lol
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:29:49 PM
No.126713469
>>126713490
Simps are kings
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:30:06 PM
No.126713472
Varg is gay and has AIDS.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:33:04 PM
No.126713490
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:33:46 PM
No.126713494
>>126713513
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:35:46 PM
No.126713513
>>126713545
>>126713494
Is this metal
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:37:04 PM
No.126713529
>>126713558
Convicted murderer Kristian Vikernes fleeing to France lol
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:37:08 PM
No.126713532
>>126712588
Listening to atmosynth again
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:38:58 PM
No.126713545
>>126713513
It's honourary metal and regardless it's good shit to listen to on your way home after a show.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:39:45 PM
No.126713553
>going to shows
>>>/shreddit/
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:39:59 PM
No.126713558
>>126713574
>>126713619
>>126713529
Varg did nothing wrong.
>>126713558
Correct. He chased down Euronymous and eliminated him in self-defence, simply to ensure he was no longer a threat after he ran away from the Count Grisnacht.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:43:15 PM
No.126713584
>>126713619
>>126713574
Any sane person would have done the same. The powers that be were simply afraid that the Count would speak the truth and silenced him to save their skins.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:43:31 PM
No.126713585
>>126713574
Euro was a giant bitch and Varg had every right to hat that nigga.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:43:53 PM
No.126713588
>>126713592
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:44:30 PM
No.126713592
>>126713607
>>126713588
This cover is... le epic!
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:45:19 PM
No.126713600
>>126713913
>>126712588
Devin used to make good music and not silly sporkcore.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:45:27 PM
No.126713601
>>126713622
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:46:04 PM
No.126713607
>>126713592
It's their best cover that's for sure.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:47:15 PM
No.126713619
>>126713558
>>126713574
>>126713584
Kristian Vikernes freemason poser. He's not metal.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:47:24 PM
No.126713622
>>126713674
>>126713601
>No Cure for Pain
Incorrect. Simply amputate the limb that is giving pain. A title as stupid as this warrants zero listening from a more intelligent human such as myself.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:50:42 PM
No.126713651
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:52:16 PM
No.126713668
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:52:38 PM
No.126713674
>>126713689
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:54:04 PM
No.126713689
>>126713674
>le pseudoscientific concepts
Shan't be engaging with you any further.
Listening to NSBM again ใ
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:57:26 PM
No.126713716
>>126713728
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:57:54 PM
No.126713719
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:58:06 PM
No.126713720
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:58:51 PM
No.126713728
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:02:57 AM
No.126713765
Hope her beloved dogs eat her.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:08:44 AM
No.126713805
>>126713826
>>126713837
Metal for genociding ALL the muzzies?
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:11:18 AM
No.126713826
>>126713842
>>126713805
The problem isn't the muslims. The problem is the rich cunts who exploit us all and try and divide and conquer based on whatever saves their rich asses.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:12:35 AM
No.126713837
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:13:39 AM
No.126713842
>>126713862
>>126713826
>rich cunts who exploit us all and try and divide and conquer based on whatever saves their rich asses.
Well that would be Megadeth, however I'm thinking more along the lines of Damaar and Muhammad Pedophile.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:15:43 AM
No.126713862
>>126713873
>>126713885
>>126713842
Megadeth are a band. They're rich cunts sure, but their agenda is UFO truth and a better future for humanity. I like Megadeth more than Metallica. Metallica do fuck all for humanity. Once Bob Rock became their producer, they sold out and they suck.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:17:11 AM
No.126713873
>>126713882
>>126713862
they dropped Bob Rock after St. Anger
Rick Rubin produced Death Magnetic
Metallica still sucks
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:17:54 AM
No.126713877
Metallica rules
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:18:52 AM
No.126713882
>>126713873
They still fucking suck. Exactly. I didn't even notice the difference. Slayer kinda got a tiny bit better, although their 80s-early 90s stuff will always be the best.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:19:06 AM
No.126713885
>>126713897
>>126713906
>>126713862
Mustang is a born again evangelical Christian. I don't think he believes in aliens. If he does think UFOs are real he would probably believe they're terrestrial.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:21:14 AM
No.126713897
>>126713924
>>126713885
I wouldn't care about anyone's personal beliefs. Have a few christian metal albums on my playlist on Youtube. I really couldn't give a shit about anyones religion.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:21:44 AM
No.126713900
>>126714239
Jewish niggas
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:22:29 AM
No.126713906
>>126713885
>Mustang is a born again evangelical Christian
Congrats, you fell for the classic one
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:23:24 AM
No.126713913
>>126713600
He has grown up and isn't angry and depressed anymore
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:24:23 AM
No.126713920
Think these guys are christian also. Based if you ask me, although I'm more into the power of the individual and leaning more to satanism. No problem with being friends with christians:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4528HFhxAn0
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:24:58 AM
No.126713924
>>126713930
>>126713897
K but you missed my point though. Congrats on your reading comprehension.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:25:45 AM
No.126713930
>>126713941
>>126713924
How did I miss your point?
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:28:04 AM
No.126713941
>>126713948
>>126713966
>>126713930
I was saying as a Christian he wouldn't believe in extraterrestrial life.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:29:06 AM
No.126713948
>>126713941
>sweeping generalizations
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:32:23 AM
No.126713966
>>126713941
Jesus was maybe an alien. Christians arn't all stupid brainwashed sheep. We need to make humanity better is the main thing. Governments love divide and conquer cause they make money out of that. We need to expose the game and rise like a phoenix out of their stupid divide and conquer game.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:37:23 AM
No.126713993
>>126714002
Freemasons are the worst cult in this current world also. Awful people. Ask them about their child brides.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:37:48 AM
No.126713994
>>126714001
Metal?
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:39:53 AM
No.126714001
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:40:01 AM
No.126714002
>>126714015
>>126713993
you sound jelly lol
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:43:28 AM
No.126714015
>>126714262
>>126714002
I know right from wrong. Freemasons are wrong, and I get nasty messages from freemasons on this platform that they want me killed etc. It spurs me on. Freemasonry and dog nuttery won't last. I'm on the right side of history. They're on the wrong side of history, and tick tock to them.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:45:39 AM
No.126714027
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:46:58 AM
No.126714032
>>126714044
Globalist NWO :Freemasons are repelled and terrified by the holy, righteous & American sounds of Megadeth!
>picrel
Proof the Freemasons HATE America!
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:49:24 AM
No.126714044
>>126714047
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:49:51 AM
No.126714047
>>126714056
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:52:06 AM
No.126714056
>>126714047
Suck my dick.
Friendly reminder that Varg pierced Euronymous 23 times
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:53:40 AM
No.126714062
>>126714082
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:53:42 AM
No.126714063
>>126714075
>>126714082
A shitstained dildo was observed and documented at Euro's flat
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:53:50 AM
No.126714064
>>126714082
>>126714058
Cause he was a cowardly cunt. Euronymous is legion. Kristian is a poser and always will be.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:55:13 AM
No.126714072
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:55:36 AM
No.126714075
>>126714081
>>126714058
Those were caused by a broken lamp. Varg was operating purely in self defence. Varg did nothing wrong.
>>126714063
Prob belonged to Sky Ferreira.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:56:34 AM
No.126714081
>>126714083
>>126714075
>Sky Ferreira
literally who
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:57:27 AM
No.126714082
>>126714062
Euro's tart bled really bad
>>126714063
Correct
>>126714064
Euronymous became Kristian's onahole
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:58:08 AM
No.126714083
>>126714090
>>126714081
Euro's whore gf
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:59:28 AM
No.126714090
>>126714145
>>126714083
That's the name of the actress who played her, you dipshit
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:02:22 AM
No.126714104
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:03:03 AM
No.126714107
>>126714145
What a shit thread. Fuck yall
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:08:22 AM
No.126714127
>>126714139
>>126714167
>>126712588
Albums like this one are born out of ADHD medication shortage
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:10:55 AM
No.126714139
>>126714127
Listen to Mindly Rotten's last album if you want pure distilled ADHD metal
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:11:33 AM
No.126714145
>>126714153
>>126714090
Thanks for ruining the joke.
>>126714107
Fuk u bich
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:12:34 AM
No.126714153
>>126714167
>>126714145
what fucking joke?
anybody can google that name and see she was born in 1992, ya poofter
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:14:31 AM
No.126714167
>>126714127
>ADHD medication shortage
Makes me think of this.
>>126714153
Suck my dick.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:20:57 AM
No.126714209
>>126714253
>>126713460
yeah, with your dad lol
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:24:49 AM
No.126714239
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:25:49 AM
No.126714253
>>126714305
>>126714209
Nah with literal models (female) lol
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:26:48 AM
No.126714262
>>126714275
>>126714015
Why are you ban-evading since last night?
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:28:20 AM
No.126714275
>>126714297
>>126714262
It's obviously someone larping as the Serbian
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:31:19 AM
No.126714297
>>126714275
>Serbian
he (You) are English
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:33:00 AM
No.126714305
>>126714314
>>126714253
>models
yeah, plastic models / dolls lol
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:34:55 AM
No.126714314
>>126714305
Femcel cuckquean post lol
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:36:51 AM
No.126714325
>>126714602
It is actually insane how much better Iron Maiden is than Black Sabbath and Judas Priest. I like all three, but no band in metal period has a discography as consistently strong over multiple decades as Maiden does. Sabbath and Priest peaks are better than Maiden's peaks (though Powerslave is a very tough nut to crack) but each of them have plenty of albums I could go without listening to for the rest of my life.
Priest has been creatively bankrupt since the mid 80s. Nostradamus is the only interesting and replayable Priest album since Defenders of the Faith. They keep making Painkiller sequels and it is just tiring and boring.
Black Sabbath has been even more inconsistent. The Tony Martin albums are so boring. How tf did we go from the likes of Master of Reality, SBS to this?
Black Sab and JP have bad albums. Iron Maiden has no bad albums. No other band will top Iron Maiden in quality to longevity ratio.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:42:01 AM
No.126714354
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:44:25 AM
No.126714372
>>126714972
>>126712588
ANOTHER SKY IS YOUNG
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:48:32 AM
No.126714400
>>126714347
Iron Maiden wasn't even the best at their game at their peak
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:49:18 AM
No.126714408
Knocked Loose, motherfuckers
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:51:34 AM
No.126714425
Manowar is real music
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:56:05 AM
No.126714454
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:58:38 AM
No.126714471
>>126714347
its true they have like 9 banger albums all of them are classics
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:01:21 AM
No.126714482
>>126714516
Traditional coom metal
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:02:52 AM
No.126714496
Iron Gayden
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:02:56 AM
No.126714497
It's the King's birthday today. Wish the King a happy birthday /metal/!
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:03:58 AM
No.126714505
>>126714347
Powerslave sucks, Piece of Mind sucks, Somewhere in Time sucks.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:05:23 AM
No.126714516
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:07:46 AM
No.126714532
Epic coom metal
Stoner coom metal
Blackened coom metal
Drone coom metal
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:10:18 AM
No.126714546
>>126714554
Babymetal. You know...metal. For metalheads. Yeah.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:11:42 AM
No.126714554
>>126714559
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:12:19 AM
No.126714559
>>126714565
>>126714554
Don't care, not listening.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:12:48 AM
No.126714565
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:13:03 AM
No.126714567
>>126714618
>>126713711
Fuck off chud
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:14:36 AM
No.126714575
>>126713408
Now THIS is gay and has AIDS, unlike Varg Vikernes, inventor of metal music.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:15:55 AM
No.126714590
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:17:08 AM
No.126714602
>>126714617
>>126714325
No woman will ever love me and that is sad.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:18:31 AM
No.126714617
>>126714602
Just b urself
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:18:32 AM
No.126714618
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:19:31 AM
No.126714623
>>126714684
I'm so fucking high and blasting some Nadja. Truly a transcendental experience.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:29:30 AM
No.126714684
>>126714710
>>126714623
Nice, lad. Did you do an edible?
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:31:48 AM
No.126714702
>>126714753
Most metal is for chuds. And that's why we love it here.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:32:51 AM
No.126714710
>>126714684
Hell yeah.
I'll blast YOB after this.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:35:36 AM
No.126714724
>got a good sleep for once last night
Metal for this feel?
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:36:37 AM
No.126714730
I am albino. And I'm here to fuk yuor bitch.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:39:18 AM
No.126714749
>>126714347
>Priest has been creatively bankrupt since the mid 80s
Fair enough but I wouldn't say Maiden has been particularly innovative since the 80s either. And I've enjoyed Priest's modern albums more, their stuff is less long-winded
>The Tony Martin albums are so boring
Disagree with you there, I think Tyr is great (Headless Cross is boring as fuck though I'll give you that)
>Iron Maiden has no bad albums
Nah, they had a streak of dull shit in the 90s and most of what they've done recently is very forgettable. Maybe not 'bad' albums but very mediocre
IM is probably still the best overall but I don't think it's by much
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:40:16 AM
No.126714753
>>126714702
Itโs good for filtering out artsy faggots I mean real metal not coreshit or numetal
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:41:20 AM
No.126714760
>Sabbath
>Priest
>Maiden
Literally all not metal you faggot bitches!
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:42:25 AM
No.126714766
>>126714347
Disagreeable but very good post. Enough effortposts* like this just might save /meal/.
* if you're not putting in thought or effort into what you say, then why the fuck are you posting?
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:43:54 AM
No.126714773
Today's my birthday, bros
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:46:13 AM
No.126714792
>>126714819
do we like Poppy?
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:47:09 AM
No.126714799
>>126714821
Do you ever avoid a group because one or more of the members is an insufferable fag?
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:50:07 AM
No.126714819
>>126714836
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:50:27 AM
No.126714821
>>126714799
No because that would mean letting him win
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:52:54 AM
No.126714836
>>126714819
oh my fucking GOSH
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 3:02:01 AM
No.126714903
>>126720140
>>126713711
Only NSBM is real
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 3:04:38 AM
No.126714924
>>126714955
>>126715012
hellstisters we are so BACK
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 3:06:07 AM
No.126714932
Pretentiousloppa or dissosloppa
Which is more hated here?
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 3:09:34 AM
No.126714955
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 3:13:55 AM
No.126714972
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 3:20:23 AM
No.126715009
>>126715018
>>126714933
Timmy the Twink is forbidden from /metal/
REMINDER: If a 'metal' band doesn't contain guitar solos, it is not metal
>but what about my trve black metal, it has complex, layered instumentation and makes me feel so arya-
You're basically listening to folk music mixed with noise rock. Not metal
>but what about my br00tal slam metal, it has super heavy grooves and solos would only make it less heav-
You're basically listening to 'extreme' hardcore. Not metal
>but what about my atmosphe-
Do I even have to explain? Not metal
>but solos are gay they're just guitar wanking they literally ruin every so-
Guitar solos are the best skill-filter, and the best normalfag-filter. They are a key staple of metal, basically the common link between the founding diapershit bands and the niche extreme bands. The time 'metal' bands stopped playing solos literally represents the most decadent period of this genre.
If even the most pedestrian grooveshit like Pantera has decent solos, why can't your band? Because it doesn't 'fit'? Because they 'can't'? Then they aren't metal. End of story.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 3:20:52 AM
No.126715012
>>126714924
>album is called Hell
So lazy.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 3:23:00 AM
No.126715018
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 3:25:12 AM
No.126715034
>>126715011
Everyone in /metal/ agrees with this. We celebrate solos.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 3:25:37 AM
No.126715038
Solos = chudslop
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 3:27:42 AM
No.126715047
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 3:31:19 AM
No.126715069
>>126715506
>>126716162
We refer to guitar solos as โdiaper-fillerโ here.
Only triumphant Hitleric riffs are real
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 3:46:32 AM
No.126715164
>>126715179
>>126714933
They are beloved here.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 3:49:23 AM
No.126715179
>>126715164
finally, something i like that /mu/ likes
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 3:50:17 AM
No.126715185
>>126715273
There can't be a single denizen of this general who dislikes Slayer, right?
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 3:54:26 AM
No.126715216
>>126715011
sololess is soulless
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:01:09 AM
No.126715273
>>126715185
People that dislike Slayer are removed from the premises.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:32:44 AM
No.126715496
>>126717068
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:34:05 AM
No.126715506
>>126715758
>>126715069
>We refer to guitar solos as โdiaper-fillerโ here.
>Only triumphant Hitleric riffs are real
Literal untermensch cope. Hitler was a traditionalist, so he would not approve of that solo-less, non-metal garbage
Also, why would Hitler even like black metal? He valued superiority and purity, and he was a methhead. So he'd probably prefer fast, clean technical death metal over amateurish, noisy black metal
Tech death masterpieces, such as Epitaph and Cabinet, transcended the limitations of human skill, and are the real 'ubermensch' music. Not your sloppy forest rock (loved by third worlders). '''''NSBM''''' is joke
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:00:01 AM
No.126715689
>>126715011
They will hate you for speaking the truth
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:09:33 AM
No.126715758
>>126715506
>Sweepitaph
>masterpiece
>transcended the limitations of human skill, and are the real 'ubermensch' music
If voiceless displays of dexterity alone passed as valuable art, then the best would be an album by Shartspire or Brain Swill. But it's none of the three because they suck and do little more than dazzle with brainrot tier techshit.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:13:38 AM
No.126715780
>>126716104
Saw Judas Priest tonight and now I can finally die satisfied that I got to hear One Shot At Glory live.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:51:37 AM
No.126716104
>>126719137
>>126715780
>no KK Downing
>no Glenn Tipton
You were already too late to see Judas Priest.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:59:08 AM
No.126716162
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:33:54 AM
No.126716489
>>126716525
>2 posts in the last hour
Grim.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:39:22 AM
No.126716525
>>126716489
based /metal/ going outside to slay pussy on a Saturday night
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:54:58 AM
No.126716626
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:56:21 AM
No.126716634
>>126716638
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:57:27 AM
No.126716638
>>126716634
Yeah I thought that was funny too. -t. on vol III: My Prison Story of his bio.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:58:40 AM
No.126716645
>>126716747
>>126712588
>BLASTS
How is Marriage of heaven and hell so good? And why isn't it more popular?
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:16:01 AM
No.126716747
>>126716645
It's not like Virgin Steele didn't have other great albums, but overall the songs on these 2 albums stand out for me among the others, even Invictus.
I don't know exactly why, it's just the vibe to them is amazing.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:27:39 AM
No.126716804
2022/2023 dying fetus latin american tour controversy (DO NOT RESEARCH)
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:28:57 AM
No.126716814
>>126717099
>>126717900
>>126716571
he's going to be wearing a Bucket on his head at this rate
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:31:54 AM
No.126716844
>>126716864
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:34:04 AM
No.126716864
>>126716844
Chuck "Big Sneedus" Schuldiner
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:42:01 AM
No.126716915
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:53:14 AM
No.126717008
>>126717038
Kerry "Fat, Bald, and Short" King
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:56:08 AM
No.126717038
>>126717008
HEIL HANNEMAN
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:59:49 AM
No.126717068
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 8:04:47 AM
No.126717099
>>126716814
At least he's making decent background atmometal as opposed to whatever shite Bucketonhead releases these days
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 8:33:23 AM
No.126717225
>>126717318
Bump
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 8:46:22 AM
No.126717282
>>126717318
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 8:50:42 AM
No.126717305
>>126717318
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 8:52:38 AM
No.126717318
>>126717344
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 8:57:47 AM
No.126717344
>>126717318
I was trying to use the checkmark symbol
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 9:13:19 AM
No.126717417
แตแแแต แ แแต แตแแแต
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 9:21:10 AM
No.126717466
Clairo "Pretty Dirty" Cottrill
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 9:55:37 AM
No.126717614
>>126717621
Metal is... le based!
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 9:57:55 AM
No.126717621
>>126717640
>>126717614
Correct, but I wish you meant it.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 10:03:22 AM
No.126717640
>>126717621
The metal I like is based
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 10:20:07 AM
No.126717705
>>126717721
i'm lazy
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 10:23:25 AM
No.126717720
Grand Belial's Key
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 10:23:45 AM
No.126717721
>>126717705
It's not lazy if you don't need to say anything else.
I guess Mรผtiilation could go in the opposite corner.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 10:31:18 AM
No.126717752
ZZ Top is metal
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 10:31:33 AM
No.126717754
Can't wait to get home jerkf off to Sara jay and blast some slayer
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 10:45:57 AM
No.126717832
Great thread
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 11:02:32 AM
No.126717900
>>126716814
i have the same guitar lolz
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 11:03:58 AM
No.126717907
>>126717980
Morbidly Obese Angel - Altars of McDonalds
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 11:10:34 AM
No.126717928
>>126717974
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkYdlqbTm3Q
Sniffly dude fumes about djent and prog metal for ten minutes, kekking right now
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 11:11:55 AM
No.126717934
>>126719030
Annihilation of the Wankered
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 11:19:06 AM
No.126717956
Let's get retarded in here
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 11:23:16 AM
No.126717974
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 11:23:57 AM
No.126717980
>>126717907
Formulas Fattening to the Flesh
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 11:31:28 AM
No.126718010
Portly - Entrรฉe
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 11:40:01 AM
No.126718049
Liturgy
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 11:57:18 AM
No.126718132
>>126718323
Metal is so epic!
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:04:43 PM
No.126718177
goated
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:11:27 PM
No.126718211
New Grand Belial's Key
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:14:23 PM
No.126718229
>>126718889
This thread would die is Ratthew wasn't just spamming his own thread with about the same 3 types of posts.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:24:15 PM
No.126718283
>>126718642
>>126718648
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:31:34 PM
No.126718323
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:51:23 PM
No.126718426
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:31:24 PM
No.126718632
>>126716571
>new thrรค aoty every 2 days
based
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:32:43 PM
No.126718642
>>126718283
who is the girl and why does she want to give me a passionate rimjob? I'm not complaining but it would be polite to tell me your name first
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:33:43 PM
No.126718648
>>126718656
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:35:16 PM
No.126718656
>>126718764
>>126718648
No but the Kiwis do love me, correct
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:54:37 PM
No.126718764
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:56:40 PM
No.126718777
>>126718805
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:02:25 PM
No.126718805
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:17:34 PM
No.126718889
>>126720455
>>126718229
It would still have more worthwhile posts than your shitshow of an "alternative thread", Linus.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:32:15 PM
No.126718980
I kinda just want to form another discharge clone band
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:33:16 PM
No.126718983
>>126716571
Hello, riff department
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:36:22 PM
No.126719001
D-beats > blastbeats
but it's close
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:44:39 PM
No.126719030
>>126717934
Those Whom the Cops Detest
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:50:10 PM
No.126719044
In Their Parents' Darkened Basements
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:52:30 PM
No.126719057
Leprous - Malina
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 3:04:27 PM
No.126719123
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 3:09:19 PM
No.126719137
>>126716104
Oh, fuck off. They sounded amazing. I bet you're one of those "nOt ThE rEaL PaNtErA" guys too.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 3:43:17 PM
No.126719298
hevy metul hedbeng
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:21:41 PM
No.126719509
>>126719588
>>126719602
great thread guys
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:36:13 PM
No.126719584
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:36:30 PM
No.126719588
>>126719509
euro hours lmao
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:39:48 PM
No.126719602
>>126719659
>>126719509
It's just one schizo who made everyone leave so he's posting shit himself as he gets weirdly obsessed about making threads and not letting them die.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:45:32 PM
No.126719645
>>126719882
NJo real blasting post so here it is I guess
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:48:18 PM
No.126719659
>>126721487
>>126719602
And he's a mexican-American whose "girlfriend" cucked him with a metal chad
Do you guys ever prefer remasters over original recordings?
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:02:06 PM
No.126719755
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:05:07 PM
No.126719781
>>126719696
Ehhh only very rarely. I think Streetcleaner is a good remaster as JK mixed/mastered it himself.
There's also a Panopticon one I know where they remastered songs off splits that were barely fucking audible originally and while the remaster's production is still questionable it's still an improvement.
That's about it though. Any other time gimme the OG
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:15:41 PM
No.126719882
>>126719918
>>126720132
>>126719645
I'll bite. Why is the very first post in this thread not a REAL blasting post?
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:20:35 PM
No.126719918
>>126719975
>>126719882
its a ratpost, iykyk
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:21:28 PM
No.126719931
>>126720243
>>126720411
>98% of the thread is rodent, jaACKy, and cliquespam
>rest is baldcuck nostalgiafagging over washed up irrelevant loser bands with no talent such as the triple headed hydra of tourism (Judiac Prophet, Tourtallica, Ironic Gayden, and Black Shabbat)
Are ya winning yet /shreddit/?
>>126715011
Solos are leftover blues/rocknroll garbage for boomer popsloppers. The embarrassing dissonance between chordal post-african repetitions (so called "riffs") and incoherent random melodic sections (so called "solos") spliced into the song are a travesty to my ears.
>>126714933
We love Timberly here, shes the peak of womanhood 100%.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:29:25 PM
No.126719975
>>126719976
>>126720043
>>126719918
>cassette format
>Discogs filename
>no irrelevant YouTube link
Not saying you're wrong; just asking if you're sure
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:30:18 PM
No.126719976
>>126720362
>>126719975
he made another thread with the same image but deleted it because it was early ten made this thread
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:41:04 PM
No.126720043
>>126720362
>>126719975
It's 100% rat, as he posted the same album in both threads until the other one got deleted.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:52:08 PM
No.126720116
Damn this place is so fucking dead now, what a laugh. Just chinless cIiquespam and three bรIdcucks hanging onto this dying general.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:54:47 PM
No.126720132
>>126720362
>>126719882
The rat is mad he didn't get the blasting post itt and that people have been ignoring his gay blasting posts by posting their own. This is a pathetic attempt at getting some (yous) while undermining the "real blasting" posts by connecting it to him. He really is a wretched little creature.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:55:50 PM
No.126720140
>>126714903
Album cover looks kinda gay ngl
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:57:26 PM
No.126720155
>>126720176
>126720116
>WHY AM I NOT THE CENTRE OF ATTENTION ANYMORE >:'(
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:00:48 PM
No.126720176
>>126720155
Who are you talking to, Iรฅss?
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:07:47 PM
No.126720234
Well, was a good look at the ruins that comprise the only-in-name metal general. Enjoy your 2pph until Ratthew comes back, I'm sure you poor baldies can't wait for another day of being trolled by the clique. Here is one of the worst DsO songs to match the state of this general, along with a fitting title.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-EHgf1Ykck
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:08:31 PM
No.126720236
>>126720276
Anyone in Dearborn want to make resistance music to the resist the Jews, Christians, and Muslims?
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:09:14 PM
No.126720243
>>126720274
>>126720375
>>126719931
>triple headed hydra
>1. Judiac Prophet
>2. Tourtallica
>3. Ironic Gayden
>4. Black Shabbat
>triple
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:09:48 PM
No.126720247
>>126712588
rotting - crushed
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:11:13 PM
No.126720256
>>126720276
Dearborn, Michigan, or the surrounding area. Or we could just collaborate online. I know some NSBM musicians must lurk here. Who don't you see value in helping me share my perspective as a white urban minority? Why must NSBM be always rural and European? Hail GBK and Einstatzgruppen but I haven't heard of much else going on close to me. I am admittedly out of the loop.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:12:58 PM
No.126720265
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:14:24 PM
No.126720274
>>126720313
>>126720243
There is also the holy trilogy of peak metal:
1. Jute Gyte
2. Ad Nauseam
3. DsO
4. Ehnahre
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:14:34 PM
No.126720276
>>126720297
>>126720236
>>126720256
I hope you make it.
HEIL
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:17:32 PM
No.126720295
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:17:48 PM
No.126720297
>>126720276
Thanks. GBK is from like Virginia or something though and Einstatzgruppen is from Minnesota. What's going on NSBM-wise in Michigan? I'd settle for it being EITHER anti-Abrahamic or racial, but why the rampant cowardice and cringeworthiness? We can easily defeat them while we are still the majority. The pussyfooting costs the lives of our future children.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:20:09 PM
No.126720313
>>126720349
>>126720375
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:26:08 PM
No.126720349
>>126720313
Don't forget the triumvirate of BASSED
1. Dominic Forest Lapointe
2. Damon Good
3. Nick Mcmaster
4. Steve Blanco
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:28:15 PM
No.126720362
>>126719976
>>126720043
>>126720132
Aha, I didn't see it but heard about it. Updating my pest control manual now
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:31:03 PM
No.126720375
>>126720243
>>126720313
I understand your frustration, sir
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:37:27 PM
No.126720411
>>126719931
Is that Rocky Dennis in makeup?
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:38:19 PM
No.126720414
Hail Apocryphis and their attempt to educate the "scene".
https://youtube.com/shorts/gIMsOA8oBCI?si=GCd0WrViHu4i6A2g
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:42:05 PM
No.126720428
"We started to feel really uncomfortable being connected with this dimension".
Same. The world becomes increasingly uncomfortable from waves of realizations of the truth and the scale of the deception of life.
https://youtube.com/shorts/BVZz2GkfyV0?si=tTag5k7TRCaV_uWn
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:43:08 PM
No.126720435
>>126720439
no one cares mate
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:43:35 PM
No.126720439
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:45:37 PM
No.126720454
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:45:40 PM
No.126720455
>>126718889
>Linus
Is this Linus in the room with us right now?
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:47:10 PM
No.126720465
>>126720483
>>126719696
Only if the mids are adequately scooped.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:48:13 PM
No.126720477
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:48:31 PM
No.126720483
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 9:05:34 PM
No.126721487
>>126721846
>>126719659
Didn't happen lol
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 9:36:39 PM
No.126721846
>>126721948
>>126721487
It's been proven. Move on lol.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 9:46:38 PM
No.126721948
>>126722474
>>126721846
Other way around lol
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 10:39:52 PM
No.126722474