Seriously metal edition

REAL BLASTING

Morbid Angel

>Penn State Scientists have detected unknown radio signals being emitted from deep under the Antarctic ice sheet
He has returned.
Metal for this feel?

Dave Mustaine wrote Load

Artist: Darkthrone
Album: Panzerfaust
Song: Beholding The Throne of Might

>And destruction upon the holy man
>Who hails a jew

>>126725948
>>126725933
Correct.

Only demo tapes are trve.

>>126725986
Correct.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Sr2pVGTd7c

What are some songs like Rime of the Ancient Mariner?

>>126725933
but that's not why he's a genius.

>>126726023
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adHGrSP43QE

>>126726023
serpent eve by cathedral

love the bit about neophytes

very catchy

I think I may have listened to all the great OSDM albums. Maybe not all of the good ones, but I don't think there's anymore solid gold to be found.

>>126725833
Actually good

>>126725997
Gotta be honest some of that sounds like Antichrist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X45Q8XKTaFY

That'd mean if you had to, step on 10 people to get a dollar
Then you step on 10 people

Watch your blood mixed with mud and stain the gravel too
Grab and shoot, ribcage open like a parachute

A new /xxr/ is up, in case this thread gets too retarded.
>>126725986
Correct.

>>126726336
Epic chart fren! Upvoted

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTkLN4o9whc&si=GtfwgnbIGuyDT3l-

>>126726347
Epic not metal post! Do you sleep well knowing you're only tolerated as a tool of chaos and source of amusement by the other mentally disturbed people who manage the board?

>>126726406
Got an ice maker for a heart, made migga from the start
Life is like a movie, all I did was play my fuckin' part

Cannibal Corpse is the best death metal band.
Cradle Of Filth is the best black metal band.

people gotta work tomorrow and these two retards are gonna argue all day

>>126726427
first one is true
dunno bout the second.

>>126725833

>>126726462
What's retarded is letting the butcher of /bleep/ continue to gut generals unchallenged.
>>126726498

>>126726156
hmmmm doesn't show a metal genre anywhere, what's up with that?

>>126726663
Yeah I was just thinking the same thing lool like it's 2:30AM yeah but Euros must all be quite busy or repelled by the American music

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=XuGx3au4PxU&si=4wnh8__NQMw2yQnF

>>126726205
phwoar

timmy's expression just exudes 'barbarian' by electric wizard

>>126726663
he has been doing this for how long?

>>126726683
You have been letting it happen for how long?

>>126726682
Haha yeah classic metal song
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=m4rqgHbGeOo

>>126726156
love limp bizkit

>>126726674
Wow that's so crazy
>>126726719
Same lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTMVOzPPtiw

get a job, friends, and a life loser.

>>126726758
This is what I say to every metalhead lool

I don’t have the mental capacity for anything

AAGGGGHHHHHHHHH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnRZhLRv6eM

AAGGGGHHHHHHHHH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrvlCjJBdlE

Grand Belial's Key

>>126726928
https://desuarchive.org/_/search/image/pOuO8o72c7iHc9NYPg4LqQ/

Grand Belial's Key

Kill yourselves

>>126727065
>>126727035

>>126727065
want her to hold my chastity key

>>126725822 (OP)
>>126725833
>>126725997
>>126726205
>>126726347
>>126726422
>>126726498
>>126726498
>>126726818
>>126727065
very unique posters and definitely not one ugly motherfucker

>>126727217
>>126727217
>very unique posters and definitely not one ugly motherfucker

>>126725833
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RX9qt4-trI4

BEYONG THE GATES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnSGFkDXBR8&list=RDGMEMJQXQAmqrnmK1SEjY_rKBGA&index=3

Meme cover art aside, is the music AIslop as well?

post latest gets

>>126726663
You make him look likeable in comparison. Fucking megasperg. Go back to your embarrassing general.

>>126725833

>>126727229
unfortunately I'm right

>low quality shitposter vs adhd mega autist

>>126727632
You are not only wrong, but your comparative reasoning is degenerate. You defend sickness because the cure might briefly be more painful.

>>126727669
Isn't this just /metal/ in a nutshell? I can't remember the last time people in here actually discussed the music as opposed to acting like retards.

>>126725929
>Demon Lord Dante was a prophecy

>>126725822 (OP)
The fact that bands like rammstein are shit on in these types of generals but way shittier trash is praised just cause the lead singer has tits and a pussy will always be amazing to me. Coomers are ruining every single board on this site

>>126727906
Rammitupthebehind is metrosexual dance rock with more distortion. Not that some songs aren't fun, just not metal. Listen to the first three Aborym albums for stellar industrial metal.
If the tits and pussy stuff is about corset metal, at least that shit has trad heavy metal melody.

>>126727974
Sehnsucht is pretty metal tho

>>126728170
true :^)

>>126728184
What in the name of slop is this?

>>126728284
you've got google you can work it out

>>126727906
it actually is kinda weird how little Rammstein is discussed in this general
i thought their song Pussy would become a meme, or any one of their 999 slightly edgy songs, but they never did. Shit i thought their keyboardist was worth making fun of, or how gay they are in general, or the fat suits they used in that one video. But no

>We took two days in a studio with me playing bass and guitars and the vocals. By the way there were no vocals, it is just improvised blabla to have something on tape. (...) I have to say that I am not happy with the outcome of that tape
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pvud4i_FaNI
And yet it's better than many an actual album. Violent Force were so great.
>>126728741
Probably because their lyrics are all in German and this general is mostly EOPs.

>>126728741
Not metal
I think that's the actual reason

>>126727670
Like I Said, faggot: scurry off to your autism general. No one wants you here, as evident by the absolute State of your Reddit thread.

>>126728741
This general doesn't seem to care much about any industrial metal besides Godflesh, SYL and Fear Factory for the memes
I guess this album and some Blut Aus Nord counts too

>>126729282
also a fan of Mysticum tbqhwy

>>126727664
Incorrect

>>126725833

>>126728284
don't bother, it's trash

>>126729908
have you even listened to it

I for one support the simpposter making threads because it causes untold amounts of asshurt

yejibros we are cooming in our knickers

>>126728804
source?

>>126730069

>>126730069
Not like this general is worth a damn anymore
The entire genre is metal itself is shit now

>>126730350
>The entire genre is metal itself is shit now
Sucks to be you I keep finding shit I like

>>126730069
Same but unironically. I'd rather put up with Ratface's nonsense then suffer through another essay by Fagtor 0.5.

>>126730372
At least the essays were on-topic and shit he actually wanted to talk about.
Ratface just posts links to shit he doesn't even listen to and half the time it's not even metal. It's like a fucking bot.

I'd rather both died horribly though.

>>126730371
>having standards this low

>>126730388
>At least the essays were on-topic

>>126730388
>I'd rather both died horribly though.
Correct.

>>126729240
i understand you like baiting people but arguing Rammstein are rock is just silly
there are about a million ways to find humor in Rammstein, and you choose this one

>>126730249
honestly forgot the body even existed
seems like they exploded with I Have Fought Against It, but I Can't Any Longer then no one gave a shit since

also you should go to one of the UK ones so I can glass you

>>126730298
https://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Violent_Force/2189

>>126725833
this is definitely the most hateful forest I've heard in a while

>>126725833

>>126730605
Oh right, I thought you had found an interview or something else
I wish they reformed then, their vocalist had the perfeect thrash voice. I think he did play some of their songs with another german band more recently iirc

Celtic Frost is hands down the most over rated band metal band of all time.

>>126731093
elaborate

>>126731093
>over rated band metal band

>>126731099
One good album

Metal is a lot like reggae. It all sounds the same.

>>126731117
low IQ take

>>126731111
Celtic Frost - Cold Lake is dance with another man gay bar rock, worse than Metallica - load.

>>126731138
see >>126731132

>>126731141
Exodus and King Diamond is complete bra and purse metal that no real man listens to.

>>126731113
That's not To Mega Therion?
I get it though, they're certainly a band who's fame comes from how 'influential' they were over their actual output.

>>126730821
>I wish they reformed then
Yeah, it's a shame they only made 1 album after all.

>>126729257
No.
>autism absolute state reddit
Thanks for telling me you're a memespeak-puking thoughtlet who would have hated extreme metal in its early days. Put on a tripcode so nobody has to see you anymore.
See, thoughtlet. That's how you use a meme in an original way.

>>126725833
Listening to death doom and funeral doom until I feel like killing myself

>>126730388
>I'd rather both died horribly though.
Agreed
>>126730534
The collab with Dis Fig was fantastic, possibly AOTY last year. Really goofy band to see live though, the vocalist is basically basedjacking the entire set when he does his old dying grandma vocals

>>126725833

what's /metal/'s thoughts on the latest Varg's shenanigans?

>>126730069
>I'm voting for this retard because he triggers the other guy epic style
Exactly the kind of decision-making brilliance that should be kept far away from power.
>>126730371
This, the "metal is dead" people are wrong. Sure there's a lot of black/death-painted pop rock, instrument exercise music, and lifeless imitator bands, but those can be ignored.

>>126731407
Varg is exalted here in /metal/.

>>126731480
HEIL

>Blasphemy Made Overrated
>None So Overrated
>Overrated Supremacy
>And Then You'll Be Overrated
>Once Was Overrated
>The Overrated King
>Cryptoverrated
>As Gommorah Is Overrated
>An Overrated Violence

>>126731407
An interesting riff here and there, but it's just not it. The guy doesn't have it anymore.

>>126731530
filtered

>>126731373
Is this prog?

Daily reminder that the material for Altars of Madness was written before the release of Scream Bloody Gore. Sorry, Chucky.

This new Hector-rebrand is kinda boring.

>>126725833
Trha is tranny shit. Go be a poser elsewhere

>>126725833
Their latest was my introduction, but it went straight into my top 3 for this year, so I'm checking out their relatively humble beginnings. Might link my best mate one of their songs, since he has Scotch ancestry.

>>126731826
Trhä is literally saving metal

>>126731851
Shitty cacapoop.

>>126731851
>Melodic Death Metal/Metalcore (early); Metalcore (later)
>it went straight into my top 3 for this year
Fucking hell end yourself.

>>126731797
Apparently un-rustleable in the ol' jimmies, eh? I trust you're not ready to give up just yet.

>>126731407
Worse repetitions of the 2024 tracks, which at least open the door for a kind of warm, bright, black-metal-as-ambient music. Whether this is what Varg is after or not, he needs to polish his songs, hire someone to produce them, and put them together into an album that makes a coherent artistic statement. Enough trickling out GarageBand slop.
>>126731797
There's something about the comparisons to Hector I've come to appreciate. Not only was he acutely aware of /meal/'s foremost problem, but when he wasn't repeating his own memes without anything new to say (baldcuck, shreddit, lass, etc.), you could tell he actually had some passion for his shredslop and dissodookie, or at least a passion for pretending to like it, lol.
I just prove that anyone here who actually cares about the genre and the general, and who has enough disgust-inducing exposure to the rat infestation, could become their own version of Hector, and that scares them.
>>126731826
Rattshrew doesn't care and probably doesn't even listen to it.

Grålysning

>>126731930
Era is great album

>Goatsmoker
>Weedwizard
>Acid Witch
>Electric Lizard
>Bongripper
>Mammoth Weed Wizard Bastard

>>126731719
The Abominations of Desolation album was recorded before Scream Bloody Gore.

>>126732017
Correct.

Linus

The Black album was recorded after Rust in Peace.

>>126731957
>pretending to like it
Yeah that's all he does. He is a textbook poser. He only got into metal in the last 5 years, and when he did, he made a beeline straight for the most inaccessible bands. He'll listen to them nonstop for a couple months then move onto another genre to binge only a fraction of it (much like he's doing with classical now). He doesn't care about the foundational bands, he doesn't go to concerts since he's terrified of other people, he doesn't care about metal as a whole. He treats media consumption like accomplishments. I imagine he'd mellow out if he had an IRL friend or have sex but I don't think those are in the cards for him.

>>126731970
Looking forward to it. You heard Zenith yet?

>>126727698
pretty much

>>126732065
imagine how pissed Dave was
He basically makes the greatest metal album of all time, but Metallica counters with EEEEEEEEEEEXIT LIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT

>>126731957
>be the man Hector thinks he is
Oddly encouraging.

>Oddly encouraging.

>>126732343
I say this and look like this

>>126731881
Your soi slop isn’t saving shit

>>126732305
Based. Thank you for distilling my essay for the tweet readers.

Jute Gyte - Your Blood and Soil are Piss and Shit

Jute Gyte has passed away.

I clicked around on a few songs of that Draugveil album. Are the people saying "the music is actually good!" online just bots or has it reached tourists who like it because they haven't heard people do the same thing but way better?

>>126725833
Been on a bit of a cosmic black metal kick as of late.

>>126725833
\m/

Jutee Gytee

>>126732495
bit chunky for one of those types

>Why yes, I listen to Fairyland

Saint Vitus

One of the best 2000s metal album.

I'm not locked in here with you, you're locked in here with me :)

>>126732495
Longevity

>>126725833
I just think its neat.

It's all the same shit.

>>126733087
Good.

>>126731644
yeah

>>126732230
I realized that passing as the the pissed off, over talented underdog is a good part of what makes Dave so likable to metalheads

>>126725833

>>126733457
>Dave
>likable

Dave "The Monkey Raping Diaperwhoreson" Muttstaine should be killed using power tools and chinese firecrackers.

Entombed - Left Hand Path

>>126732656
I didn't even know they released a new album
Based blasting though

any god forsaken drummer that's willing to record shit in this hell hole of a general?

>>126733540
>any god forsaken drummer
yes
>that's willing to record shit
nah

>>126733540
Bongman was a drummer, he was taught by the Dyscarnate drummer.

The Beatles

>>126733568
Based, I had sex with him (I'm a man).

>>126733568
I miss Bongman

>>126733499
have some good Nihilist worship brahbrah

>>126732495
metal with basslines as thicc as her?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k00ux5fqcJ4

Blasted crapchunks in my turd prison while blasting KISS on the headphones my granddaughter gave me for christmas. Made the nurse clean the mess. Fuck, I love being a melalhead rocker.

>>126733604
i hope he's dead

>>126733630
Early Korn, maybe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBUHCdIVEfE

>>126733654

>>126733568
no drummer has wimpy arms like that

>>126733630
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYIdHEeZSzI

>>126733662
why does he still have his baby teeth?

>>126733676
Didn't chew jerky all throughout middle school

>>126733676
too many soggy biscuits stunted his teeth growth

>>126733669
Dude is a metal drummer, he is strong AF.

>>126733730
i think my mother in her 70s lifts more than him

>>126733750
LIfts more cocks up her dirty old snout maybe.

>>126733768
Boring cliquespam

>when a boomer band tries to sound like a band they influenced

Metal for this feel?

>>126733932

>>126733946
most based post in a /metal/ thread all year

r8 my order from No Remorse

>>126734103
10/10, 2nd most based post in /metal/ this year. the fuck is going on right now?

>>126725833

What would you recommend for someone who likes “Left Hand Path” by Entombed and the band Death to check out?

>>126733932
Read in Paulie`s voice lol

>>126734103
trad = chad

>>126734149
Like an Ever Flowing Stream by Dismember is the big obvious one. Which albums by Death? If it's the early stuff, then try out Morbid Angel's early albums and Seven Churches by Possessed. Maybe Season of the Dead by Necrophagia. If it's the later Death albums, then Nocturnus or Cynic or something like that.

If it's made after 2000 I don't listen to it. It's that simple.

>>126734179
Thanks for the recs

>>126725833

>>126734284
No problem. You would probably do well with just exploring old school death metal playlists/tags on other places to get more recs than you could handle. There are a bazillion bands that will pop up.

Sargeist or Spectral Wound?

>>126734339
No clue. Judge on your own based on this:
let the devil in > a diabolic thirst > infernal decadence > satanic black devotion > rest of Sargeist > rest of Spectral Wound

Why is spamming allowed here? Isn't there one girl who spams the same lyric every thread? Doesn't seem as prevalent on other boards.

>>126734483
the extremist elements of metal have attracted election tourists here like flies to shit.

>>126725833

>>126734525

Current Behemoth being a bunch of clowns is kinda sad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYu7t5-SCNs

>>126734547
Different cultures Africans live in mud huts. The wooden houses and structures are directly descended from European foresting and craftsmanship

>>126731488
those 4 digits

>>126734574
The subhuman you're explaining that to lives in a tunnel under Brooklyn

>>126725833
yo - what album is this? i want to listen but reverse image search didnt help

>>126734574
But you're not European.

>>126731957
>or at least a passion for pretending to like it, lol.
I don't think anyone has pretended to listen to Jude Shyte 657 times

NU
>>>/adv/33228402

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>>126734525
HEIL

>>126734642
DsO and mental illness, name a more iconic duo.

>>126734642
Wtf I also love Deathspell Omega and am insane (not in a fun way)

>>126725833
megadeth - endgame
mustaine must (hah) be my favorite chud

>>126734296
Based

>>126725833
Damn I just found out Katatonia re-recorded one of their early demos and Jonas was using harsh vocals again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Akgmzirtahs

>>126725833
Fuck you metalfags

>>126735008
rude

>>126735022
Suck my ass and eat my cock

Don't want to respond to Trha spammer but currently blasting Nachtfalke.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWKmiTwjjHA

>>126735214
i want to suck on her hairy pits so fucking bad

Is death core metal?

>>126735256
Some bands like Whitechapel, Thy Art Is Murder, All Shall Perish or Carnifex

>>126734574
but freed slaves in the south live in wood structures.
it looks perfectly like a mammy picture back in the 1930's or something to me

What's our favorite Drudkh album?

>>126735346
Their best album

>>126734834
>>126734834
>>126734834

>>126735346
blood in our wells. all those songs are just sonic onslaughts. they fill up so much room. i'm getting chills just thinking about it

>>126735406
The end of When the Flames Turns to Ashes where it sounds like the riff is being played through AM radio is so awesome.
https://youtu.be/gm15Q6OVy9g?si=CyPaqRSf1kvoR5PO&t=596

>>126735395
not going to that thread but I think it's good when you can involve an orchestra, makes people realize it's actual art not just noise/sloppa

>>126735328
kek true

>>126735346
For me, it's Microcosmos. The entire album is fantastic, but Ars Poetica in particular is one of my favorites from them.

Why did everyone stop talking about Rhinocervs?

>>126735566
>why did everyone stop talking about something no one talked about?

>>126735643
Tourist. Those tapes were a big deal for a bit about 10 years ago. Ultimately flavour of the month stuff that didn't last.

Timeghoul demos

Currently listening to Marduk - Dark Endless.
>STILL FUCKING DEAD

>>126735764
The weakest album of a tremendous band.

>>126735773
I will not allow you to think Dark Endless is any worse than something like Viktoria or Serpent Sermon.

>>126735764
one of the middest mid bands from the 2nd wave

>>126735874
They're fast and trve. Don't need much else.

It's happening again

>>126725833
It's happening

Melodic doom metal

Bongman - Yoda Vapor

Fuck me Jesus!

Destruction to all posers

Panzer Division Marduk

>>126735657
Them and Crepúsculo Negro. Twas all the rage. We mustn't forget these periods of black metal history. The whole Cascadian thing too.

>>126736067
By using AI you yourself become the biggest poser imaginable.

>>126735932
The vocals are a little weak though.

Is it true that Metal is the coolest genre of music

Les Legions Noire

>>126736124
Thank you simpsister

>"Yeah, I've got five swords I bought in Barcelona."

https://www.angelfire.com/mi/demonzine/cannibal2b.html

What did George "Corpsegrinder" Fisher mean by this?

>>126736131
I remember listening to the Aäkon Këëtrëh tapes when I was 16 and feeling like I stumbled upon some of the most beautiful obscurity. Great stuff.

>>126736067
Am I the only one who suddenly understands the whole Achilles and Patroclus thing?

>>126736144

Reminds me of this lmao:

>A Norwegian musician with links to mass killer Anders Behring Breivik has been arrested in France on "suspicion he was preparing a major terrorist act".

>He was arrested in central France after his wife bought four rifles.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-23327165

>>126736142
Not a simp but women do simp for me, correct

>Pantera or Judas Priest

Pick your poison

>>126736207
Judas Priest by a mile.

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1750130420407716.webm

Anthrax

>>126736095
The OG art is already AI

>>126736225
I don't listen to hipster metal so I know nothing about it.

Are solar flares carcinogenic conspiracy theory

>>126725833
https://ritualawakening.bandcamp.com/album/greed
grindycore death from last week, got some bite

>>126736224
Thank you simpsister

>>126736321
Not a simp but women do simp for me, correct

>>126736351
No they don't. Be quiet.

>>126736373
Incorrect

>>126736373
Correct.

Where's the real thread

when the DMT kicks in

what's some gas mask core

>>126736657
1914

>>126736657
Listen to more Archgoat

>>126736657
https://raventale.bandcamp.com/album/cdxxxii-thousand-years-of-crime-and-murders

>>126736657
shellshock

Bak to Lysende Øyne

Trhä already dropped 3 AOTYs this year, how many more you think

>>126736657
Kiloton

>>126736657
The only essential.

Mozart metal

>obscure band had only one EP in 1999
>now in 2025 sudden full length debut
>released on Bandcamp suddenly with no label, no physical copies, and no announcement anywhere else
>album is simple, one dimensional, very clean production
Are people making AI albums for forgotten bands now or am I losing it?

>>126736657

>>126737098
More likely the band got back together and made a lame record and have no label.

>>126725833

>>126736281
No, but it's pointless worrying about them. Even one million lions couldn't defeat the sun. Focus on what you can control, like your diet.

Did you help?
>>126732994

>>126737368
No I think the flares cause cancer and brain damage but if we told everyone that it would make us seek an almost impossible solution

>>126725833
The sun is killing people

Only sun worship metal is real

>>126737098
Whomst?

holy shit /rat/ editions are so fucking slow lmao
no one wants to post in his nest

>>126737499
is your mind so so that you have to fall
in the pack wherever they run?
will you still sneer when death is near
and say they may as well worship the sun?

>>126725833
>death metal, Chile :O

>>126733946
I listened to 'Thunder of the Undead'
not my favourite subgenre, but pretty good

Blvt Avs Nord - Ultima Thulée

Per Yngve Ohlin general

>>126738855
Your God general

New meloshit just dropped
https://youtu.be/I06k4rJ8yTg?si=RFaGc9pvvRoQRHtx

It's OK I guess, pretty much what you would expect from them

Jute Gyte

>>126738939
>pretty much what you would expect from them
OG I havent even expected "OK" for ages, not since like New World Shadows or Beyond

Ad Nauseam

>>126738950
They are pretty much just cheesier Insomnium with synths now

>>126738957
yeah Insomnium are better imo, even if they're still not exactly good, but they have also fallen from far greater heights

>>126738966
If you want melodeath that is still fun check new Mors Principium Est
I was skeptical after they kicked out Gillion but they can still write fast songs with killer riffs

https://youtu.be/C5rwxzmyyOA?si=y1pItLWtE6rGvEQX

rip to this dogshit thread

>>126738997
>>126738997
>>126738997

>>126730803
>>126734137
>>126735764
>>126736974
Best blastings of the thread

>>126738950
nta Beyond is the only album i like from them

>>126727352
based, white boy summer essential