Thread 126730975

Anyone into techno played by qt blond DJettes with thick thighs and fully implemented jiggle physics?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_tJnC0vpn4

neat

imagine having her sit on your face :3

imagine having her drive to the store to pick you up some chicken tendies.

fashion business techno (eg, nina kravitz, op¿s whore, len faki, richie hawtin, amelie lens, black madonna, yaeji...) is an embarrasement. go back to original dj's and PRODUCERS
https://youtu.be/2aLoepV6vbw

>>126730975 (OP)
BBC only

>>126730975 (OP)
Christ, I hate nail extensions. Slav bitches always do this.

>>126733720
Since when are Nina Kraviz, Len Faki or Richie Hawtin "business techno"?

>>126730975 (OP)
I would eat her shit unironically

>>126730975 (OP)
Nerd question here: anyone knows what DDJ is she using? I think I've never seen that model

>>126733969
overrated producers, just ok dj's that rely on hype and pr management rather than actual music in itself

>>126730975 (OP)
how do i impress DJ girls

>>126733757
doesn't look like it based on her profile pic

>>126734283
Why are you talking about Len Faki, Nina Kraviz and FUCKING RICHIE HAWTIN as if they were Charlotte de Witte or some faggot like that?

>>126735718
richie hawtin is a hack. plastikman was kinda cool but even that was pretty much a ripoff

>>126735761
Richie is a genius. But he was responsible for a lot of boring, uninspired "minimal techno" producers during his M_nus years. In recent years he proved his technical skills

>>126735839
>genius
lol, just an ok producer when he was baldie

>>126733757
No one asked you about your sexual preferences faggot

>>126737662
a nigger fucked your oneitis

>>126735718
tbf nowadays the standards fell incredibly low so they don't look that bad, but 15 years ago they were considered the lowest of sellouts with people like adam beyer and umek

>>126730975 (OP)
I used to give DJ lessons in my late teens early 20s as a side gig. Good times, I love women.

>>126733720
Nina Kraviz is great.

>>126734293
Learn to DJ

>>126730975 (OP)
I genuinely can't tell if she's even doing anything or if this is some kind of "turn knob, impress simp" performance art.

>>126738122
I doesn't really matter

>>126730975 (OP)
would kidnap (and then release)

>>126734088
>DDJ
what is this shit? what happened to good'ol CDJ's
/cries

>>126738024
is this an easy task master (i play guitar and drums)

>>126738299
Yes, the hardware these days basically does it for you (girl in OP webm). But your music taste has to be good.

>>126738272
They are still the standard in any self respecting club.

>>126738299
>>126738309
But you can even learn to do it only with software and a mouse, that's how I did it when I was a teen before I had money to buy hardware.

>>126731560
Imagine her on her knees, pulling her hair, forcefully pouring milk into her mouth

>>126738299
Some people find it easy as shit, others never get good. I've got friends who can play records when they're so hammered they're slurring, and friends who can't beatmatch properly after a decade.

>>126738615
See, I like going to parties and play records that don't match the vibe. I like the confrontation
>Hey what the fuck is this bro
You don't like this, you're not vibing, well, I got paid, and I'm looking to put down the beer and here for fights

>>126738692
Naah, I hate ruining a good vibe. It sucks when you're in the zone and you suddenly play some dud.

>>126738615
True

>>126738741
I'm a misanthrope so I live for throwing in duds and destroying vibes. I'll play some groove and then all of a sudden I'll ruin it completely

Makes for a memorable experience, the talk afterwards makes the rounds. I like when people get pissed off because of le music

>>126738796
The Sam Hyde of dj-ing.

>>126738840
I'm not into trans and gay shit though

>>126738880
good

>>126737768
>Umek
the worst sound ever

>>126739012
yeah at that point he's sucked for far longer than he's been good, but some of his early tunes still get played in berghain

>>126739036
Yeah he has improved and the trends changed but those tracks from 15 years ago were god awful.
>taka taka taka taka taka taka
But Adam Bayer was not a bad dj in the yearly 2000s, his tracks from 2010-to 2020 were pule slop tho and almost everyone signed on his label.

cute djs my favorite genre!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2j-JuCR4as

>>126739518
Hardtechno is so mind numbing.

>>126735718
all posers who sold the scene

>>126730975 (OP)
It should be illegal for this girl to exist and not be sitting on my cock at all times.

>>126741025
>at all times.
what if you have to pee?

>>126735718
>Charlotte de Witte
talentless hack

>>126730975 (OP)
she cute

>>126742810
cute doesnt quite cover it
32:20

eastern european hoes will fuck anything

>>126743600
except you, of course

>>126737768
>>126739060
Adam Beyer has always been considered one of the best DJs in the game. Maybe is productions are weak nowadays but he's a legend nonetheless.

>>126738122
She's doing basic mixing. But if you know anything about DJing you will know that a good song selection is pretty difficult and she succeeded in the task.

>>126738272
They're fucking expensive and there's no reason to use them outside a club.

TL;DR: Retarded question.

>>126744543
Lol
>>126744608
>she succeeded in the task.
Lol

>>126744709
they keep their value though
>outside a club
op's pic is a professional dj in a professional setting THOUGH

I'm optimistic, someday music will go back to being about music and not about whores, i'm sure of it.

>>126745746
>professional dj
She's literally not. She's an IG model who is DJing now because I guess that is what is trending right now.

Her name is Joanna Kuchta and I feel bad for knowing the context

>>126745155
>Lol
Lol

>>126745884
"professional" means she makes money from it, not that it's her career
chud
you could be the shittiest guitar player but if people hire you to play the guitar it still makes you a professional guitar player

Adam bayer sucks - mogged by any 3rd grader with fruity loops and a preset pack. What a waste of sound, guys an absolute tool.

>>126746008
That's not what professional means

>>126746405
yes it is
you are probably confusing it with the "professions" that have a state-regulated union because you are a commie fuck... the irony being that musicians don't have that either

>>126730975 (OP)
>thick thighs and fully implemented jiggle physics
from the looks of this, this is just average
jesus christ what is wrong with you virgins

>>126730975 (OP)
hot

>>126746455
??? You got a wrong definition and it jumped to comunism out of nowhere

Kill yourself /pol/tard

>>126746578
she's cold tho

>>126744543
Yeah he is a good dj, but his production not so much.

>>126747703
i like desert queen

>>126747892
I don't, but everyone has different taste. You like what you like fren :)

>>126734074
I'm talking entire plates and bowls btw

>>126730975 (OP)
>DJettes

mild kek

She looks like a diamond dozen pouty whore, flat as a board with a shapely ass.

Is this a good female body? She has linebacker shoulder.

>>126747993
>>126747996
I need a bigger ass. Also it looks like she has lip filler which is unfortunate.

>>126747993
>>126747996
would probably look better with natural/black hair and a bob

Bump

>>126733720
What are you on about? Nina is responsible for one of the most important Labels in the history of techno. You're comparing her to a model that is DJing solely for the dark aesthetic?

>>126734074
Dude grow up you faggot stop putting pussy on the pedestal fuck you're so fucking gay

>>126749360
Never grow up

>>126730975 (OP)
Wake me up when cuties start playing goa trance, otherwise i'm not interested

>>126750663
https://youtu.be/4Rng_eoQKvI?si=0onhEq7BLZpUHk2I

>>126749351
Nina is mid, retard. Listen more techno

>>126751874
Drop some good techno recs then troon

>>126751874
Dumb take and even if you don't like her style at least recognize her influence

>>126751849
this is not goa trance. it does not activate me heart chakra

>>126752266
Sad then

Bump

>>126752266
lel

>>126752003
>troon
stop projecting on me retarded faggot

i love women

>>126757199
based

this girl used to make vines like 7 years ago now she's a dj wtf
if you want to see more female djs i recommend ackerlady and this girl:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJ8EyNFg9Dk&t=54s

ackerlady:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ml5aNNsmYSg&pp=ygUJYWNrZXJsYWR5

>>126757483
For me it's Peggy Gou

>>126757483
I hate when they give me a small ass table and I have to hunch over...

>>126730975 (OP)

one of my favorite sets
https://youtu.be/Ay2ESkEYpjo?list=RDAy2ESkEYpjo

>>126758770
Not bad but the music doesn't suit the location. Would've gone with a different vibe.

>>126758829
never actually watched the vid, i am more into music than film clips myself.

>>126757496
cute

>>126734074
>>126733757
>>126737724
>>126741025
>>126743600
If this is your immediate thought when seeing an attractive women you would've been thrown in an asylum if this were a functioning society but you weren't because society is the asylum

>>126760352
what is your immediate thought?