Nuke Em All edition

Thoughts?

Artist: Darkthrone
Album: Panzerfaust
Song: Beholding The Throne of Might

>And destruction upon the holy man
>Who hails a jew

BLASTINGS

OLD: >>126744511
FAQ: https://pastebin.com/vHeAR1Bt

Blasting

>>126751147
This >>126751143

I am the Kaevum spammer. Remember that when you make fun of me, there's people behind those posts. Words can hurt.

>>126751151
>>126751118
Good question
Who IS the Daniel Johnston or Westley Willis or Wild Man or Based God of metal


is Xasthur really the closest we god?

>>126751143
Super good along with Ultra

>>126751159
Doubtful, forced meme spammer.

>>126751158

>>126751164
It depends how schizo you want. I'd say Nattramn is far more schizo than just Xasthur is just quirky and awkward.
Some of the bigger schizos offed themselves before getting any real notice.

>>126751158

Is AI metal still metal?

>>126751147
>>126751158
It's that kind of day.

>>126751147

>>126751161
kek

Some very jewish behaviour going on rn from the inherentlyfags.

Varg Vikernes = genius

>>126751195
Correct.

>>126751182
Hate how bloated that album is (like all Woods before V) but stuff like The Sun Is In My Eyes and Allure Of The Earth are bangers.

>>126751202
Have you heard of these guys? They're pretty similar check it out:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6C1gMR6XxpA

Any Thûleans in?

>>126751211
Shalom

BROS

>>126751217
Meant to reply to >>126751192

>>126751229
>Perturbator
kek

>>126751234
Shalom

>>126751192
are you an anti-semite?

>>126751229
>Kaevum
Holy based

>>126751229
Am I supposed to know who any of these bands are?

>>126751244
Hello

>>126751229
>arena show
>Manchester
ehhhhh I'll pass.

Crippling Alcoholism is a surprise though.

>>126751269
>>arena show
>>Manchester
heard they can be a real blast

>>126751143
>>126751178
>>126751183
Who is this?

>>126751249
b8

>>126751202
The first track is good too. And Woods1 isn't bloated at all, it's only 30 mins long and is quite different from the rest of their material.

NSBM reigns supreme

>>126751274
Kaevumchad

>Kaevum
Beloved here.

>>126751295
Correct.

Do you think Kaevum guys post here? Or are they not autistic enough?

Terrible thread so far

AI holograms aren't good enough
We need to clone Ozzy to truly keep his legacy alive

>>126751323
>>126751301

>>126751321
Nordmann's instagram makes him seem like a normalfag so I highly doubt he posts here

>amerifags wake up
>instant kaevum spam
hmmm

>>126751358
didn't that 5'3'' DYEL leave the band

>>126751335
Sharon is such a Jew. Probably even more so than Gene Simmons.

>>126751365
You worship americans.

>>126751147
>>126751158

>>126751383
New Thompson finally dropped?

Thompson sucks and is hard rock, not metal.

>>126751139 (OP)
>>126751147
>>126751158
Newest Revochadtion just dropped.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ic181CpgbHI

Founder of MA changed Kaevum's lineup and removed Nordmann from vocals, strange

Scepter of the Ancients

>>126751158
You sure are a stubborn shill. No one here likes trha the tranny so fuck off already

Trhä is respected here, excellent band.

>>126751447
When has asking someone not to do something annoying on the internet ever lead to the annoying thing not happening anymore? Literally never. Just ignore him you retard, he thrives off the (you)s you give him.

>>126751378
which one of them has had the most facelifts?

If an american just woke up they need to get their life sorted out

I just roke up

>>126751401
Thompson is beloved here.

none of yall metalfags have any rizz

>>126751614
I'd rather have no rizz than baby mama drama

>>126751614
We are oozing with sex appeal

Is djent metal?

SERIOUS ANSWERS ONLY!

>>126751646
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Periphery_V:_Djent_Is_Not_a_Genre

>>126751147

>>126751425
my favorite tech death band. probably in my top 20

>>126751652
What about thall?

Judas Iscariot

>>126751652
>American progressive metal band Periphery
source discarded

>>126751614
who needs rizz when you have riffs

>>126751686
>source discarded
>source clearly labels them as prog metal and not djent
>album title is djent is not a genre

>>126751614
I put my riffs into your moms muff pi.

>>126751700
>source labels band as metal
>band is not metal
>source discarded

>>126751722
>progressive metal is not metal
well fuggg

>>126751734
Prog metal is metal.
Periphery is neither.

I love power metal guys. The cheesier the better. Twilight Force, Fellowship, Lords of the Trident, Battle Beast, Seven Kingdoms, give me all of that shit. And I don't care who knows it. I'm loud and I'm proud.

>>126751757
>I love power metal, guys. The cheesier the better.
ftfy

>>126751757
the gayer sounding, the better amirite
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WueC0gfIkT4&list=PLcQfM4LCpP5p5NsPVuqHu6z1FfAFXeXHT&index=2&ab_channel=Dragonland-Topic

>>126751757
Gloryhammer

>>126751761
No, I meant cheesy guys. Yum.

authentic metal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoverLVhD-8

>>126751700
>>source clearly labels them as prog metal and NOT djent
um..

Which non Opeth album with Akerfeldt is better?

>>126751614
>ebonics
Americans online

>>126751838
Sounds of Decay EP

Mongrelblood

>>126751838
I would post a Bloodbath one, but he's not on the best ones

>>126751820
that's just an area where band can be "described as x genre"
the true label lies in the body paragraph

>>126751838
he's the actual vocalist on Brave Murder Day rather than a guest on Crimson

>>126751838
BMD definitely

The flood on earth again, I have to find the whales

>>126751867
Well the main body is wrong for saying metal instead of metalcore.

>>126751887
Thank you autismlad

>>126751425
It gets better.

>>126751887
edit it then lol
you ARE enough of a metal expert to defend your opinion on Wikipedia, right?

>>126751143
Very good NSDSBM. Or is it just NS? Anyway I'm struggling to find good NSDSBM bands because other than Abyssic Hate they are mostly shit.

>not spending your free time editing your favorite albums' Wikipedia pages in your own vision

Posuers

>>126751903
I just did. Didn't seem to take, though.
>>126751898
Autismchad to you.

>Sleep Token
>Live @ download 2025
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmQnOC9mKy0

>he really did it
absolute mad lad

>>126751942
Not metal.

>>126751976
>Not metal.

Mütiilation

>>126752080
Yes, heil.

Metalcore goes harder than literally any black metal (real metalcore though not melodic trash with clean vocals)

>>126751447
>No one here likes trha
I like his music :). Why do you hate it?

https://youtu.be/GXfhO5vkWXg

>>126752019
>Sleep Token
>Sleep is a known (stoner) metal band
Sleep Token is therefore a metal band by simple logic. You just got obliterated

>>126751139 (OP)

>>126751911
what makes Kaevum DSBM? lol

>>126752093
>goes harder
more ebonics

>>126752164
NTA but It's sorrowful and melancholic on the most part, I'd also call it "DSBM" if I cared enough about genre labels, since lyrics don't actually matter.

>>126751229
>Corrosion of Conformity
Deliverance was a sweet album. I'm not sure I'd put them in the same category as Napalm Death

CHRISTRAPING

>>126752210
>I'm not sure I'd put them in the same category as Napalm Death
Do Corrosion of Conformity not make lgbt t-shirts?

no one does metalcore like trivium
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLwf5Tq6zd8

band name contains
>witch
>bong
>dope
>space
>slug
>mammoth
>smoke
>wizard

LISTENING!

>>126751139 (OP)
>>126751147
>>126751158
I tried listening to this shit because someone posted it last thread, and it also got rated highly on RYM for the "Black N Roll" genre. Good god, this is awful. I don't understand why people like this retarded shithead.

what metal band name has been used the most?

Horrible threads lately. Diaper and core shitters and trolls posting grunge and whatnot

>>126752403
tell them to stop

>>126751147
A very good album by a band trending in a very bad direction.

>>126752372
Yasuyuki Suzuki is a talentless faggot who's admitted in interviews that his English and guitar skills suck and that he's not interested in improving either of them. He's like a reverse Christian Munzer; he's been in several projects yet everything he touches turns to shit. Just listen to Sabbat instead.

>>126752424
you posted this in the last thread but it only made me like him more

>>126752424
meant for >>126752323

>>126751942
They were underwhelming. Don't think they gained any fans. Lots of people left early

>>126752372
dk, but there's at least seven bands called Immortal Death.

>>126751391
Hell yea
>>126751613
Hell yea

I could not for the life of me remember this record I heard 15 years ago that was so goddamn good. Nothing.
I was legit typing "finnish black metal", "finnish black metal nazi" and "finnish nsbm" into google and still getting nothing. Finally found it scrolling through a list.

It was the fucking first Goatmoon album. This album is incredible.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=HcGeU48NRfg

>>126752474
I prefer Voitto Tai Valhalla.

>tfw too sick to blast anything
metal for lying in bed because sitting up is exhausting?

>>126752474

saw them in chicago 2016. i think it was their first time playing in the us? they were excellent.

>>126752424
>he's not interested in improving either of them
sounds fucking based

>>126752323
Yasuyuki Suzuki is a talentless faggot who's admitted in interviews that his English and guitar skills suck and that he's not interested in improving either of them. He's like a reverse Christian Munzer; he's been in several projects yet everything he touches turns to shit. Just listen to Sabbat instead, or better yet, Sigh.

>>126752525
why did you think this was important enough to delete your last post and remake it?

>>126752530
Why not?

>>126752535
i'm going to spam that album in every single thread for the next several months / years just because you have expressed the fact that he annoys you

>Yasuyuki Suzuki is a talentless faggot who's admitted in interviews that his English and guitar skills suck and that he's not interested in improving either of them.
Based.

I've been mostly out of the loop on new releases for the past 5-6 years. Mostly just listening to the same bands. What are some great albums I've likely missed these past years?

>>126752558
inb4 kaevum

The linda lindas - Racist sexist boy

Morbid Angel - Domination (FDR) CD
>length 44:44
>44 + 44 = 88

Forever Street Metal Bitch is still once of the best titles, with the absolute best cover art

>>126752558
Same. Earlier today I just heard this Këkht Aräkh Pale Swordsman album that's apparently had people fighting online for years. It was pretty damn good.

>>126752372
There are 11 bands called Absurd on Metalarchives

>>126752659
Leviathan may be another too. I saw at least 6-7 without expanding that section.

>>126751375
>5'3'' DYEL
that's everyone in NSBM though

>>126752372
Probably some word that sounds cool and metal, but doesn't have a famous band with that name.
There are at least 40 bands called Requiem.

>>126752604
it's fucking terrible how could you like it

>>126752697
>t. nebbish

>>126752403
It's been like that since the new year. All metalheads are mostly gone due to the cringe

>>126752715
I don't know. It's just cute. Love the nonstop blasting drums, liked the guitars, liked the vocals, smiled at the beautiful piano lines.
Not sure I'll ever listen to it again but it's good. Don't understand why it pissed so many people off, and has fucking 4000 ratings on RYM for some reason.

>it's good
>Not sure I'll ever listen to it again

>>126752771
Metalfags have a strong aversion to perceived outsiders putting on the genre like a wig. It's not that Kek'd Iraq was terrible musically, but the guy was obviously coming from the sad boy/drainer scene (look at his wigger hand gestures in the music video) so it came off as dishonest music made for "vibes" rather than riffs. The way I see it, if KA or Deafheaven or whatever are getting more young people into the real shit then it doesn't matter. Gateway bands used to be mallcore, now they're on your phone.

The youtube channel that plays full death metal albums has a logo. That logo is borrowed from a a death metal band. Or maybe it was a thrash metal band. Can someone me the band?

>>126752888
>The youtube channel that plays full death metal albums

>>126751147
>goregrind and melodeath
Now that is a weird hybrid

black metal was dead until Feminazgûl revived it

say thank you

>>126751147
Peak melodeath

>>126752943
Trannies

>>126752163
kino

fuck off with this shit

>>126752558
A few asterisks for my chart
>Purification - The Exterminating Angel
Spacey reverb-drenched epic doom that I personally enjoy, but the songwriting needs improvement, and you can just tell by listening that these guys are from Portland.
>I Am the Intimidator s/t
Well done speed/USPM. Not ripping off a particular band to my knowledge, but not taking any great steps to advance its genre either. Concept album about Dale Earnhardt written in the least tongue-in-cheek way possible.
>Trichomoniasis - Makeshift Crematoria
Gorenoisy BDM deliberately lacking in coherent riffs or structure, and it feels way longer than it is because of that.
>Torsofuck - Postpartum Exstasy
More of their goregrind-y slam with prolonged samples. Both the samples and songs themselves are ugly and discomforting, but exactly why it's awesome.

some moar
>200 Stab Wounds - Slave to the Scalpel
Slam and beatdown influenced death metal blurring the lines between DM and hardcore.
>Ad Nauseam - Imperative Imperceptible Impulse
Riffless avant-dissodeath shit that's not very enjoyable but worth a listen, stomps most dissoshit into the dirt just through how unnatural it is.
>Convulsing - Perdurance
Dissodeath taken in a prog metal direction, better than it sounds, I promise.
>anything by Concrete Winds
Very chaotic, noisy, discordant, war-influenced thrashing death metal, Primitive Force is their riffiest.
>last two Defeated Sanity albums
Only heard Sanguinary Impetus, very cool jazzy TBDM but it WILL filter you, and it STILL filters me.
>Solitvdo - Hegemonikon
Imperial symphoblack that puts the synth horns at the forefront. Terrible idea on paper, but the guy behind the band completely commits to it and makes it work. It's only 27 minutes so you have no excuse not to listen.

>>126753035
actually shit chart what

>>126753035
That chart looks shit but I'll give you one chance to sell me. What's the best thing on there? I'll listen to it

>>126752420
But that's an improvement in every aspect. It's them at their peak.

>>126753035
>Apokatastasis
lol are you shilling your band again

>>126752988
uhh sweaty black metal is so sexist until these suffragettes brought equality to it, if anything these are the first wave BLACK METAL feminists, they have brought equality to black metal, now even women can vote for their personality favorite album of the year

>>126752894
Death Metal Supply

>>126753060
filtrado
>>126753061
Reality Drips into the Mouth of Indifference, but to save your time, listen to the EP before it, Abstraction Bathes in Sunlight. Both are very influenced by Defeated Sanity, also by Malignancy, Cryptopsy, and others, but much more coherent.
>>126753077
Meds, now.

>>126753186
>filtrado
Yeah I'm filtered by dogshit, what can I say.

>>126751147
>>126751158
Been listening to this on repeat all day.

>>126753035
Excellent chart.

Blasting!

>>126753283
I liked you listening to it once.
This much is a problem

>>126753283
gay

>>126753302
>>126753315
Stfu faggots. You're all emotionless sociopaths. You don't know how it feels to feel.

Power metal makes me feel triumphant and optimistic

>>126753348
Gay.

>>126753356
Nope, power metal is for straight gigachads

>>126753348
as it should
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uapVAbmSmEI

>>126753371
Wow, this is epic

>>126753333
I own every Woods album, and that one in particular twice (by mistake)
What now

>>126753283
>Wood Sofy Pres
What???

>>126753257
I see. Feel free to post a list or chart of recent albums that smoke what I posted.

>>126753348
Yeah same I love power metal.
Been listening to a lot of Sacred Outcry.

check this out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2LrArVqrQA

>>126753482

>>126753348
so do MLP songs

>>126753506
Thanks retard

>>126753506
based knuckedragger hardcore enjoyer

>>126753506
Thank you cheesenibbler. If you're someone else imitating him, that's even more sad.

>>126753537
The only thing I'm lifting over here is burritos and sandwiches haha!

Excited to listen to this. Лeший have great demos. This sounds way different from their other stuff

>>126753333
>t. cuck that gets pegged

>>126753506
>koi no yokan
UHHH BASED

>>126753186
Not listening to something called anal stabwound, sorry

>>126753584
What the hell is this shit

Anyone heard of this album Kultur by Kaevum?

>>126753635
Nope. First time hearing that.

>>126753600
FAGGOT

>>126753600
I'm glad the most surface level aspects of a band can still filter pseuds. Keeps the genre from being assimilated.
>>126753724
thank you Bidenbrother

Shitty band names serve as an identifier of low IQ

^ best example being Trhä

>>126753906
Ironically low IQ take

>>126753930
Don't you mean "sub-IQ"?

>>126753957
Mfers so stupid they broke the scale lmaooo

>>126751158
Was this album any good

> Mfers so stupid they broke the scale lmaooo

>>126753635
Yeah, great album

Sleep... Token???

Which is heavier

Linkin Park or Sleep Token

>>126754249
>a mere token

What's some good post-nut metal?

Morbid Angel

>>126754379
Inferior to Kaevum

>>126754249
Not... metal?

>>126754288
Stinkin Shart or Shit Poken

>>126753727
It's just too ridiculous. I'm fine with Pissgrave album covers but Anal Stabwound sounds like a joke band.

200 Stab Wounds

LAY DOWN YOUR SOUL TO THE GODS ROCK AND ROOOOOOOOLL

Hear me out…

300 stab wounds

Masters of... MORBIDITY???

>LAY DOWN YOUR SOUL TO KAEVUM

>>126754479
What about....23 stab wounds? from a lamp

>>126754479
400 Anal-Cunt Stabwounds

Jute Gyte

Probably the highest IQ metal discussion thread in a few days

>>126754512
Aye, Kaevumposting gives it a bump to 130's

What's ol Adam Kalmbach up to these days

>>126754503
>>126754553
Correct.

>>126754553
leaving Hector on voicemail

>>126754562
Many such cases

hello guys im a black man from the congo and i started listening to nokturnal mortum, now i want to join azov brigade and fight for ukraina

>>126754562

>>126754447
BASED
>>126754479
Oh mama.......
Also check out Kruelty from Japan you nogs they're very similar.

>>126751143
Goyimblood was an incredibly prescient song. It is now more topical than ever. This album is going to age very well

I'm so fucking pissed about this.
4 years since the last Лeший demo and they finally drop a full length album and IT'S FUCKING ACOUSTIC FOLKSLOP!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>126752372
Hell

>>126754798
All these satanist POSERS in here

>>126754698
more like a menstruation canon

>they're not metal
standard JG then

>>126754825
Adam Kalmbach really is a genius

>>126754671
Many such cases.

>>126754870

Smoking weed and listening to Woods of Ypres.

>>126754880
Thank you for quoting me, sis.

I’ve noticed that a lot of Megadave fans come from broken homes.

>>126754939
Something has to go badly wrong in your life for you to hear Mustaine's voice and think "Yes, I need to hear more of this".

>>126754939
>I used to be in a happy family you know

>>126754944
You would HATE King Diamond.

>>126754973
filtering the false since 1982

>>126754973
I did, when I was like 14. But the riffs kept me coming back.

>>126754973
KD is just Halford but a few octaves higher.

>>126751147

>>126754973
King Diaper is an embarrassment to the entire genre

>>126754973
King Diamond reigns supreme.

This is the death metal supply logo. I believe it was taken from a band. Anyone know the band?

>>126755227
DMShareguy?

>mention the King
>thread immediately shrivels up and dies
Grim.

>>126755243
wut

>>126754790
The other split they were on that just came out was pretty good. But this was very disappointing

Summoning gookposter to tell me the origin of the logo.

Varg is gay and has AIDS.

https://youtu.be/MrH34ohHUTE?si=GM8x0h64AkXF8L1R

>>126754379
heil

Chris Clark metal

>>126755435
Janny has been cracking down on simp posting the past few days. If you haven't noticed

>>126755436
not his fault he got raped in prison

>>126755814
rest of them don't seem to mind

>>126755436
Devin cucked you lol

>>126755814
cool story bro

>>126755950
Other way around lol

>>126756067
What does this post have to with music etc. etc.

>>126756077
Nothing, but these posts are the only bleeprat posts I don't hate.

How's this chart look then

>>126756137
I thought catposter was another guy?

>>126756175
You forgot Lilith

>>126756176
Could be. Would mean bleeprat has no redeemable qualities, which makes sense.

>>126756223
Hat

>>126751158

Where'd your chart go Mutthew, it looked kind of interesting

>>126756275
You must be asking about somebody else but this is my new codex, you will have to get your own

Bump

>>126751164
Trey Azagroth

>>126753348
>when the symphony hits

>>126753348
I don't listen to enough power metal, but when I hear it... that and symphonic metal can just give you that feel of conquest and triumph. It's pretty good.

For me it's 200 Stab Wounds

>released in January
>currently June
>still AOTYSF

Dave Mustaine wrote Load

>>126756851
Actually it came out in February

>>126751147

>>126756851
this wasnt true still even when you posted it for the first time

>>126756970
>>126757579
So true sisters.

>>126757830
>NOOOOOO WHY ISN'T EVERYONE REPLYING ULTRA BASED TO MY POOOOST

Louis Cachet

Retard Neetbux for Louis Cachet

Fat royalties for Louis Cachet

THIS IS A MOTHERFUCKING INVITATION

Burzoomer hehehe

>>126755950
Correct.

Listening to midwest emo again boys.

>>126758418
go be gay somewhere else

>>126758428
no

>>126756064
Correct.

>>126756795
>>126756649
Correct.

>>126758538
>>126758538
>>126758538

>>126758539
>>126758539
>>126758539

>>126758543
nvm will bin it rattyboi was quicker on the draw

>>126756064
Devin won and you won't recover.

>>126758655
Other way around lol

>>126758663
You're the one trapped in a general for music that you don't listen to, just because she cucked you with a metalhead lmao

>>126756851
>>126756970
Best blastings of the thread

>>126758678
Schizophrenic post

>>126758678
Correct.
t. Devin

>>126758759
Femcel cuckquean post