Thread 126751785

that was a terrible thread

i uploaded a pic of myself and got a 1/10 wtf bros

He doesnt like Cub
I think he thinks Im posting a little child

>>126751785 (OP)
i just nutted in my pants
>>126751793
>>126751795
it doesn't work for me

>>126751802
what a pleb ai

someone do jeewon pls

>BTS, FULL GROUP COMEBACK NEXT MARCH... HYBE SOURCE "TIME OF RETURN DETERMINED"

1. So they won't have a concert this year?ㅠㅠ

2. 7

3. I've been bawling my eyes out for Jungkookie's solo tourㅠㅠ

4. Look at how they are not even making him reflect and testing the waters with their media playㅋㅋ

5. Suga, retire

6. Bangtan, I've been waiting

7. It was a shame for Jungkook's Super Bowl appearance. Please give him a solo tour

8. So are they all renewing with HYBE? What a shame

9.

10. Next year...? They should come back this year

ahy

seems unnecessarily graphic

let's try some bogged winters. anyone have some disturbing closeups?

>>126751824
>jungkook super bowl appearance
the fuck? since when?

>ai slop
>twice hags
>shitzy
there's only two good posts in this thread, but that isn't enough. bye

Somi...

>>126751828
boba eyes angel

>>126751833
urshr was gonna do standing next to you but jk had to bootcamp

>>126751839
dad wtf

>>126751827
ZAMN

can't post my kpop here anymore there's no telling what nefarious acts you villains will subject the photo of her to

is ryujin smashable?

>>126751894
wow very cute very smoochable picture thanks for sharing

>>126751895
extremely
my HI says so

>>126751905
smooch

>>126751827
mina tho

>>126751827
they look like the villain qt from x-men 2 with those nails

>>126751895
Yeah?

>>126751870
somi is too hot for kpop

>This Korean girl looks ready for a fucking good time.
guess that answers the hapa question

>>126751939
'he' knows

it kid

cubbers

>>126751839
what the fuck.

activated karinas

>>126751970
hear me roar awwwrr

>>126751973
imagine if she had ass

>>126751895
her face is

GAH

>>126751973
imagine if she had a human face

I missed a nina webm from previous threads, repost please

https://youtu.be/Q2Hvr7HqFBk?si=gGNPT_QXyvRZBIlm
which unit has the more fuckable members

any kpop idols that are into sailor moon?

she cant keep getting away with it!

>>126752052
man now I have to cum thanks a lot

>>126751989
blasted to yoon two days in a row desu..

>>126752040
twice's nips are, and I guess it must be the same for koreans born in the 90s and early 2000s considering how popular it was there

jennie won

>>126752072
SM was among the first animes allowed there after they lifted the ban on everything japanese

Uspeer seoyu

>>126752040
Momo

illit sucks.
h2h sucks.
discuss

>>126752099
brother that is a urusei yatsura shirt (still good omo)

>>126752072
>>126752099
fokkn weeb

>>126752102
I just posted her wearing an anime shirt because she likes anime lol

Finally saw jinsoul’s cameltoe it only tookkke 8 years

>>126752083
average wednesday for jennie

>>126752131
sorry mommy

>>126752125
there was one a few years back

>>126752132
a bigger cup + 5lbs
she would mog everyone

>>126752131
why so serious

>>126752145
You made her cry?

https://youtu.be/dECMr9qxvdw
will katseye perform this in korea too

>>126752136
admit it though

>>126752153
you should get a lesser cup

>>126752157
She cried because a old friend got married

:3

>>126752174
now wait for her friends to start having babies

ITS OUT
https://youtu.be/negtrQu5mTA?si=oOG3RVtM6gt07aXo
https://youtu.be/negtrQu5mTA?si=oOG3RVtM6gt07aXo
https://youtu.be/negtrQu5mTA?si=oOG3RVtM6gt07aXo

>>126752181
She would support her non-stop
This is her with her friend who married that white dude

>>126752040
qri from t-ara loved it iirc

how come none of them are 10/10?

>>126752195
none of em are natty

>>126752182
Nice Ryu

why does everyone want natty from kiss of life?

>>126751785 (OP)
yea

>>126751816
>>126752160
nice muses

>>126752181
>half your friends are already having babies
>your exes are already having babies
>the actresses you met as jailbait are getting married and having babies
>your cousin's 18-year-old son knocked up his girlfriend

>>126752040
just cardcaptor sakura

>>126752188
she deserves some hapa puppies

need to make jihyo a mommy and save her

>>126752225
I read that as "shave her"

ifeye

Is Wonhee the new Kot?

>>126752241
kasia

Irene is like 35 doesn’t she want to get married and have kids soon

>>126752217
*drinks*

>>126752183
thanks

>>126752249
nobody wants her

>>126752249
only because she hasn't had the luck to meet me yet

straight to jail

>>126752259
uhh hello *raises hand*

Hello, this is ADOR.

Yesterday, a decision in the appellate court once again clearly confirmed that ADOR is the agency representing NewJeans.

We deeply thank the court for its judgment. We hope that this decision will serve as an opportunity for the members to return to their rightful place as NewJeans and resume their activities.

As NewJeans approaches their third debut anniversary next month, the company plans to do its utmost to support the group in making a greater leap forward and continuing to grow.

>>126752282
>We hope that this decision will serve as an opportunity for the members to return to their rightful place as NewJeans and resume their activities.
kek
lmao
lol
rofl

>>126752151
who dis?

how many twice are cute?

>>126752251
I could use some fried chicken and a cold one now

>>126752308
9

>>126752308
nine (9)

>>126752295
sanners

>>126751836
Tummysa

realistically if i was to seduce and impregnate jihyo how would i go about this?
lets make up a plan for me kpg, we got this!

>>126752334
jigglisa

flopspa in shambles

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dECMr9qxvdw

it is kpop btw they'll appear on korean music shows

>>126752338
cute

>>126752335
well the most logical thing is to start by stalking her father

wtf is wrong with hyeri?
she is a fucking succubus, always with that tongue

>>126752331
i would splooje so hard on sanners little handle box that she got a left wing fitzgerald emerald for 83 $ on the ounce for a weinershnitzel off a corn wagon with an openheim ghoulgun

looks like the meovv girls are really hot

>>126752341
Oi don't look there
Sneaky sieun

>>126752344
ok alright sounds weird but if it works it works
what's his adress?

>>126752342
why dont they chart in korean charts then?

From lesseraflop to floplit to flopseye and hybe cashcows are dead bts is 2026 and new jeans imploded

>>126752354
mhm so much new content dropped today

>>126752282
if you have to beg this hard for the girls to work with you, it's joever

>>126752355
we don't know, you'll have to infiltrate the JYPE building to get the info,but first contact yeji

>>126752342
reminds me of this board game

>>126752342
>slaps yoonchae and throws her off a building in gnarly
>now smashes glass against yoonchae's head
it almost seems intentional

>>126752342
>>126752363

>>126752368
but yeji can't speak english? how am i supposed to communicate with her?

>>126752379
learn PUA korean first

>>126752365
That Yoon ig post was something

yejibros maybe being bald isn't so bad if we dress well and walk like agent 47 in the hitman games

what happened to the momoland 2.0 comeback?

Dani is kinda looking whorish now..

katseye is a aespa killer what u mean bro?

>>126752386
ok so to summarize

1. I need to teach myself PUA korean
2. I need to travel to south korea
3. I have to seduce hwang yeji to get access to the JYP building
4. I have to infilitrate the JYP building and find the location of jihyo's dad
5. I have to stalk jihyo's dad until i locate her

i am starting to understand why she is childless

>>126752409
they'll be blocking aespa from show wins

everglow status update por favor

>>126752391
she doesn't need THEM

>her height
>your height

korean PUA consists of grabbing the girl by the neck and talking loudly and unhinged

>>126752426
I like how you said last time it wasn't her thing but then she posts those for everyone to see

>>126752421
katseye wins shows?

post link

do we like choco minto

>>126752427
1.78
1.67

>>126752433
still MAPS styling so not her idea :^)
either way, i hope she is not self-conscious about her ..chest

>>126752437
yes we are gluttons we like everything

>>126752437
best recent tiktok

>>126752437
yea but i like you more

>>126752422
la sucesso grande

>>126752437
Hai! but not as much as you

>>126752447
She clearly isn't if shes posting it on her personal account

>>126752409
>>126752282
lmao idk which lne is funnier

>>126752356
ojou-sama

>>126752401
>now

isa sexy
j sexy
yoon sexy

just checked the ai and it said lia is the most smashable 10/10

>>126752422
dead in a ditcho

you have autism

>>126752468
what about the others?

>>126752471
Based!
The ai knows whats good

rapein

>>126752468
>>126752437
yea
https://streamable.com/3bp0gc
>>126752457
that's exactly why im concerned that maybe someone said something or she read some comments about it

yoon looks like a dude

>>126752488
meds

>>126752481
we like them

>>126752502
no i don't think she did hrt

Lia thread next?

victor uria

The values-system of K-pop is inferior to the values-system of God

>you get to date seulgi but irene is always with you even in the bedroom
or
>you get to date sana but your real estate investments will never exceed 6.7%

Kpop needs to stop focusing on the West it is full of browns and blacks bow

>>126752532
which of all the gods?

Your waifu is an expert in PUA / the art of seduction. Trying to seduce her will be like trying to seduce a Chinese spy. Thees girls aren't naive anon; think about it they manipulate male emotions as a career.

>>126752537
option 2

>>126752195
minnie is close. 3rd gen had a few 10/10s

>>126752282
>NewJeans and resume their activities, without penalties, court cases out, big salary increase, HYBE CEO out, constant external and internal security, NewJeans > BTS, full choice of CEO (please choose MHJ), and 1 chad per month for sexual pleasure release.

a lot of eslGPT posts in here

>>126752542
I only waifu innocent K-pop's who believe in the power of pure love

>>126752553
what the fuck are eslgpt posts

MEOVV redefines visual

yejibros we enter yejibro as our name in phone apps so when the notifications pop up on the screen they call us yejibro

>>126752488
>>126752502
>>126752505
lel

boring ass spam threads

>>126752563
yejibro?

yejibros we will never know the joy of our waifu referring to us by our first name

STAYC redefines nipple

>>126752555
minjubro..

if I was an idol I wouldn't be paying jav stars for sex I'd be paying my own group members instead

karina's sweaty feet

kasia come here
rahee come here

>>126752578
irene paved the way

>>126751785 (OP)
Who she

>>126752611
Yiren

sasha come here

h2h is the new twice

>>126752619
Wtf I didn't recognize her she looks abit different

>>126752549
lol

>>126752633
pic filters probably

>>126752576
now we feel some dread at the idea of introducing our awkward name to her

schizos posting everglow made it normal for kpg's weakest minds to hate everglow

>>126752640
it wasn't that hard, they weren't very good to begin with

>>126752640
never worked on me

>>126752624
which member is which in terms of fuckability and hotness? should remove jeong since h2h has no whale

>>126752487
Nah I doubt that, not too many mean comments

>>126752640
i could never hate ondahole

haseul's anus

>>126752488
best girls have stronger features, look at gyuri, jaekyung, yuri, hani, krystal, yujin etc
but you might be a bloated short busu enthusiast
>>126752660
i hope it's true

>>126752670
true. gyuri is a very handsome lady

>>126752675
might be a goddess even

>>126752670
only one of them responds to mean comments

>>126752640
I really like yiren even when the schizo used to post her before starting with mia

hmm interesting time on those posts

>>126752687
it's schizos all the way down

>>126752509
might be lovely

>>126752682
speaking of, very nice sumins today, stylists did a great job, didn't expect it from japanese brand or magazine or whatever that is

why has every group taken a downturn

we need a smorz thread to cleanse this general

>>126752706
not twice

>>126752703
Yeah I'm usually not a fan of the styling in jp but I think that was more for poppy/tb. Its been good from LIT forward

>>126752712
you know they have

>>126752709
I blasted to charlott earlier

>>126752716
yea they stopped giving them "white" faces

>>126752687
>>126752696
this was good