Thread 126752676

>Beatles boyband faggot
>Christagu spammer
>Kurt Cocaine spammer
>the 3-4 paid Sabrina Carpenter marketers
>that guy who thinks nu metal was actually legitimate classic rock
>MCR spammer

>>126752676 (OP)
My word is cut out for me. I want to be infamous. I just don't have the time.

>>126752676 (OP)
>>Christagu spammer
its a bot

>>126752676 (OP)
>mcr spanner
As a 2006 anon this is the only based poster on the list because that album is peak emo.
As for the rest it's old ass uncs and wannabe uncs. Eventually they'll fade out and we'll be the uncs, talking about how great the black eyed peas were and shit.

those anons who ruins any discussion of 50s music with rants about Perry Como and Mitch Miller being like Satan n sheet

>>126752676 (OP)
That guy obsessed with mike love ruins all the beach boys threads

>>126752676 (OP)
The Taylor Swift marketer but I think he disappeared once the Eras tour was done.

>>126752880
there's more than one of us

Add the U2 fried chicken spammer and the Emily Armstrong/Addison Rae spammers in there too.

>>126752918
>and the Emily Armstrong/Addison Rae spammers in there too
the operating term is marketer

>>126752676 (OP)
you forgot
>anime girl poster

>>126752937
I don't think they're marketers. I think they are genuinely mentally ill stalkers who think if they post enough about them then they will eventually meet or date them.

>>126752676 (OP)
kpop gooners are subhuman, thankfully they mostly stay in their containment thread

>>126752950
i can't wait for one of them to run onstage and kiss Sabrina Carpenter at a concert like that dude with Molly Rankin

>>126752950
There is a schizo in /metal/ who doesn't listen to metal and is there only to try to meet chicks.

>>126752980
well, does it work?

>>126752980
>posting in a metal thread on 4chan to meet women
Doubtful

>>126752967
it's a bot making K-Poop threads

>>126752676 (OP)
I miss Nico Sperg.

>>126752676 (OP)
I am the best poster this board has.

>>126752747
we've found the mcr spammer

>>126752676 (OP)
You forgot the two sides of the same animefag posting about classical music
>classical isnt music
>2024 doesn't listen to classical are you bullied etc.

>>126753023
I don't, he was a vile little self-obsessed turd

>>126752676 (OP)
The worst /mu/ posters are ritual spammers who spam in opposition to another ritual spammer. Like the guy who makes 10 threads every day baiting the boyband spammer or the phish guy who trolled nicotranny. I have more respect for an original spammer than their spamming rivals

>>126752818
Really uh...can't we discuss rockabilly, jazz etc instead of Doris Day in those threads?

>>126752747
>As a 2006 anon this is the only based poster on the list because that album is peak emo.
So that means it needs to be discusses 3x a week?

We made the front page. We did it, reddit!

>>126752747
>peak emo
That pop garbage isn't emotional hardcore

Matthew Zazueta. He used to shit up /cum/ on /int/ but they drove him off and he ended up here. First he killed off /bleep/ and now he's trying to kill off /metal/.

>>126752973
Sabrina probably has rancid breath anyway. Would not smooch.

>>126753109
4chan still has a front page? Literally haven't look at it in a decade

>>126752980
>>126753126
Same guy

>>126752950
I haven't made an Addison thread in two weeks but keep sucking my dick faggot

>>126753109
Current users: 219,274 (I assume that means unique IPs)

We're not dead yet.

MCR sucked then and aren't any better now.

>>126753144
that doesn't count proxies and people resetting routers/phones to samefag or ban evade

>>126753160
Man shut up. MCR is the best band of the 00s. Your just mad cause kurt Cobain was a loser.

what's with that anon or anons who always posts rants about Mitch Miller and other 50s buttpop?

>>126752880
I think he's finally given up

>>126752973
The Sabrina Carpenter ones I feel are legit marketers because they post like calculated people would. The other ones would be the mentally ill people.

>>126753249
The problem is sabrina carpenter can't sing. She's sexy, but her music is so ass.

>>126753188
All pop is butt by definition or was before poptimist cancer ruined /mu.

>>126752967
I unironically don't understand why these threads are still on /mu/. They never barely discuss the actual music, always spam images of the singers, and most crucially, they never talk about the industry behind K-pop, which is so cartoonishly greedy it makes our big 3 seem like paragons of artistry and generosity.

>>126753316
I mean when they're all robot-generated it's pretty easy. Don't think a single actual human posts in them, they seem like some weird AI testing ground.

>>126752818
>>126753075
I was the poster of the /mu/ in 1973 thread. I'd momentarily thought about doing a 50s thread but decided I didn't really feel like it because it might b8 those posters.

"Neighbor playing Bon Jovi" and "is there anything this woman can't do??" fags. neither have any redeeming qualities but I'm on the fence about what's their worst quality
>how one note and unfunny they are
>that they make sure to post around the same time, on the same days
>that theyve consistently been at it for years
All are equally valid. also, the Courtney Barnett spammer has been going about 9 years now

>>126753121
retard

the Christgay spammer should eat a dick

>>126753360
the good part there would be no Christagu reviews because he was a kid back then. the bad part is that might tempt the anti-Mitch Miller guy.

>>126753379
it's a bot

The Lars Ulrich pancakes guy.

>>126753365
I like the Bon Jovi poster. Ritual posting is definitely nothing new on 4chan and it has its place

>>126753365
is there anything Jon Bon Jovi can't do?

>>126753443
Ritual posting is not ok however when it's the MCR spammer, Addison Rae spammer, or Mitch Miller hatefag.

>>126752676 (OP)
honestly any spammer who wants to force a meme they love on others can fuck off and get raped to death as far as I care

>>126753459
Write listenable music?

>>126753466
now it's possible MCRfag genuinely loves MCR but that doesn't mean he needs to post 20 threads about MCR every week

>>126753465
>or Mitch Miller hatefag
of course he or they did turn us onto a lot of 50s muzic we probably didn't know about otherwise. that may not necessarily be a good thing but he or they did do it.

>>126753465
I was gonna say the Christgau spammer but I remembered it's probably a bot anyway.

>>126753465
funny how you never complain about the olivia rodrigo, beaboodoo being posted just as frequently. you just hate addison

>>126753512
I forgot Beabadoobee existed and Olivia at least didn't have her debut album instantly bomb like Addison's did.

>>126753519
there was like 50 million different sabrina carpenter threads, not a peep.

someone makes an addison thread, you start sperging out about me. you are a dishonest faggot

I don't see OR threads spammed at near the rate of Sabrina or Addison ones.

>>126753531
well addisons album just came out, no shit she was going to get posted. OR gets posted way more than addison. stop lying

>>126752078
I think this is the Mitch Miller hatefag; he gets oddly butthurted about bad 50s pop for some reason.

One Olivia thread posted today versus 3-4 Addison threads.

>>126753550
hmmm where are there 3-4 addison threads. there's only 1

>>126753565
i guess they got reported and deleted for being duplicate threads

Addison is really lame though she can't sing and her album was obviously just a vehicle to promote her modeling career, she was never serious about music.

>>126753249
I still don't get why they would do this. Sabrina has been mainstream for a while and I've already heard all her hits unconsensually, what's the point in forcing discussion on a dead board that doesn't house a lot of normal people?

Past week:
OR threads
https://desuarchive.org/mu/thread/126750325/#126752657
https://desuarchive.org/mu/thread/126737628/#126738391
https://desuarchive.org/mu/thread/126735534/#126735772
https://desuarchive.org/mu/thread/126723284/#126725256
https://desuarchive.org/mu/thread/126717216/#126717670
https://desuarchive.org/mu/thread/126710039/#126711998


but yeah Addison totally gets posted more.. wheres the same energy ?

>>126753098
Indeed my good lad

>>126753653
Can't say I ever heard one of them myself.

>>126753443
I disagree. ritual posting was never funny

How has nobody mentioned the Emily Armstrong spammer yet

Past week: Mitch Miller hatefag posts

https://desuarchive.org/mu/search/text/perry%20como/
https://desuarchive.org/mu/search/text/mitch%20miller/

>>126753659
Well you probably have. They just blend in with all the other 2020s slut pop with the whispery vocals.

>>126753684
well if you were ever to a flea market or Goodwill you'd understand. you think you're gonna find Blue Note jazz in those things and not MM Sing-a-Long albums?

>>126753620
makes way better music than olivia the plagiarist

>>126753670
was mentioned here
>>126752918

>>126753769
kek, I haven't seen you post in a long time. Need to add you to the list as the Olivia plagarist troll.

>>126753845
lmao so you're an olivia fanboy that hates addison, way to out yourself. no wonder you never cry about the olivia spam

>>126753667
Ritual posting is funny to do, not necessarily funny for the people who have to see it. The only reason it stands out more now is because the post rate is down so low. If /mu/ had 2012 post rates, the ritual threads would fall right off the catalog. Reminds me of 00s /b/ where you could try and force a meme and your thread would 404 in 5 minutes. Just good, clean fun

>>126752676 (OP)
That black guy who was always screeching about white people stealing rock and roll from blacks, even though it t was obvious he never actually listened to old rock and roll and thus had no idea what he was talking about. Not sure if he still posts here.

Smiths/Morrisey
KPop fags
Nirvana/Cobain
Taylor "le muzic induztry" swift

>>126753733
I found an original press of Sonny Rollins Plus 4 at a flea market for $20 last year. I bought a 1972 repress of Pharoah Sanders karma there for $3 that same summer. People all say thrifting and cratedigging are dead but they just don't get out there enough

>>126754057
but it's still obvious to all concerned that Elvis and Jerry Lee Lewis were thieves and child molesters right?

Did someone already mentioned the 'olivia rodrigo has misshapen tits' spammer

>>126752676 (OP)
the AI pajeets are the worst posters of all

>>126752980
>>126753126
/thread
Wouldn't wish Ratthew on my worst enemy

>>126752980
>meeting 4chan people
Shiggy

>>126753858
I don't care for either of them but the odd time I popped into an Olivia thread you were there screeching.

>>126752967
Except when they don't. How many generals exist for specific kpoop groups now?

>>126752676 (OP)
about half the posters in /metal/

>>126754364
sureee, like 5 consecutive olivia threads posted last 5 days yet not a peep about how olivia is spammed. like 100 different sabrina carpenter threads this past week.
just keep the same energy if youre gonna go on this moral crusade against spam you dishonest cunt.

>>126753530
No, you are a dishonest faggot. You purposely went into every popslut thread for weeks to troll everyone and now you try to pretend like you are a good person. You are not. You are scum and your no talent tranny you are obsessed with will not be a successful musician. Go fuck yourself hypocrite

>>126754371
Exactly. That shit needs to go

>>126754364
Yup. That’s how I noticed him in the first place. He’s such a disingenuous little bitch

>>126754537
>That shit needs to go because... uhh... I just don't like it, okay!?

>>126754601
Great reading comprehension kpooper

nicosperg has been defeated

>>126753530
it's not uncommon for a top artist to have threads made about them. Addison is not a top artist and she didn't even have any hits or album out yet when the spam started.

Everyone on this board who is either transgender homosexual or brown

>>126754648
Fuck off retard, you're asking to ban on-topic threads about some of the most popular music in the world

>>126754673
>on-topic threads about some of the most popular music in the world

anyone who posts "stay stunted" really fucking pisses me off for some reason

>>126754702
Probably because you feel called out

BEST /mu/ posters...


DA MIXXCHADS

>>126754673
not a single one topic post is made in those threads, you need to be relegated to /trash/ or a containment board but it’ll never happen because the schizo jannies post in there

>>126754714
Cool webm that has nothing to do with music

>>126754665
The janitor is both transexual and brown, I guarantee it

>>126754726
uh yes it does that is the vocal supergroup nmixx

>>126754764
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bm-p-3Eh3G4
wow this guy is smart and right

>>126754073
>Morrisey
Gms. You're the worst.

>>126754516
still butthurt over something from two months ago that nobody thinks or cares about anymore. like 10 different sabrina carpenter threads daily yet i'm the problem. okay buddy. stay sucking my dick even though i dont even care to make addison threads anymore

>>126754654
olivia doesn't get threads made about her because people want to discuss her music though.

>>126752676 (OP)
That retard who shits up every U2 thread with kfc, coa and fried chicken and I'm sure it's the same guy who makes that vertigo thread every time (so he can spam his shitty forced meme)

All ritual simp posters should be culled. This board badly needs a bannable rule like /tv/'s for 'discussion' of female celebrities irrelevant to music.

>>126754870
/tv/ is actually active unlike this dump. Having a few waifu posts doesn't affect the board

>>126754894
The board is dead because of the kpop/waifu/popslut posting. You dumb cunt

>>126754928
I think "the board" in that context means /tv/ and not /mu/.

>>126754673
You're waifuist gooners, don't pretend for a second to actually care about music

>>126754673
You don’t discuss music. Simple as. You discuss copraphilia, incest, and who you want to sexually assault far more than any mention of music. Go fuck yourself

no one actually posts threads about Olivia, Addison, or Chappell to discuss their music and of the three only Chappell can actually sing anyway

>>126754985
Exactly. So they can all fuck off to /b/ or wherever idc.

>>126754985
Every Addison thread consists of fascinating musical discussion, I can't say the same for Olivia or Chappell though it's either posting her pits or talking about Chappell being a fake lesbian.

>>126755016
>fascinating
you don’t discuss shit. nice try fag

Sabrina is the best

me

>>126755668
I like you <3

>thread about worst /mu/ posters
>devolves into two /wpop/ fags bickering about some gay flamewar they had
Like pottery

>>126755894
It's embarrassing that there's discussion about these "artists" muchless arguments.

Hello I am the worst /mu/ poster, what did you want again?

>>126756010
we want you to fuck off and let people discuss in peace without you interjecting with your garbage takes or forced memes.

>>126754985
As the old Chappell poster
I certainly did post about her upcoming appearances on television,
tour information, podcast appearances, live stream events
and album track discussions.

But the threads still devolved into the normal
fake lesbian, industry plant bull shit posting.

>>126754860
>That retard who shits up every U2 thread with kfc, coa and fried chicken and I'm sure it's the same guy who makes that vertigo thread every time (so he can spam his shitty forced meme)

>>126752747
>06
>peak emo

Wigga was born during the dying days of emo.
Wigga missed 911 and the whole plot fucking baby for real where is your sippy cup.
Damn baby doesn’t realize MCR is mall music, and Nirvana is wider marketed emo music. Do you even bring me the horizon you little shit.

I don't even like emo music but i will dunk on a baby when i have the chance.


T. ‘04 based anon