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>>126751139FAQ: https://pastebin.com/vHeAR1Bt
>>126758561proud of you for coming out
>>126758561you coming out to your parents?
Artist: Darkthrone
Album: Panzerfaust
Song: Beholding The Throne of Might
>And destruction upon the holy man
>Who hails a jew
jungle rot > bolt thrower
>>126758538 (OP)why did you make this thread before the last bump limit?
>>126758694it was 1 post early and then you necro the old one by posting the cross to the new one
ive done that a couple times now and not been jannie'd for it
>>126758550Incredible album.
>>126758795>posted 16 times in 19 days
Being young is thinking Dave got kicked out because of his aggressive alcoholism.
Growing up is realising he got kicked because of envy.
>>126758819No one cares bud
>>126758832I care. Metallica fanboys like to keep pretending that Lars and James succeeded thanks to the power of friendship. They delude themselves thinking everything would have happened exactly the same way had anyone else joined instead of Dave. And that works perfectly for James and Lars because they get to keep pretending that Dave wasn't the biggest reason for their success.
>>126758844>claim fanboys delude themselves>while being a davefag fanboy deluding himselfNo one cares either way.
imagine caring about either metallica or megadeth
>>126758849Historical facts are delusions now?
>>126758854>IT'S REAL BECAUSE I SAID SO!>I KNOW BETTER THAN ANYONE ELSEDelusions, yes.
>>126758860The fact you keep acting like I'm just talking out of my ass when my conclusions come from actually looking into that shit tells me all I need to know. It's more delusional how you fanboys keep acting that way when five minutes of research could prove you wrong.
>>126758873>when five minutes of researchCitation still unprovided.
Is your research "Dave said so?"
I don't give a shit about metallica I just know what you davehomos are like. Delusional and beyond salvation, and often massive homosexuals.
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>>126758550Mornin' /meal/
>>126758880Dave was the reason they got big early. He was the guy on stage people came to watch. Not average Lars or shy James, but the guy who could shred and who hyped the crowd between songs when James ran away from the microphone. James said he was shy. Guys like Hunolt and Ian said that Dave was the guy people came to watch. Without all that early boosting, Metallica wouldn't get to the point they did. Without the music Dave brought and wrote, they wouldn't have the material to attract guys like Cliff and Kirk, nor would they get that record deal so quickly.
For someone who doesn't like Metallica, you sure like to pump their horn real hard.
>>126758931>Dave was the reason they got big early. He was the guy on stage people came to watchAnd that's objective truth yeah? You have records of the reason people went to their gigs?
>one guy said soRight, that's sure sold.
For a guy focused on the facts you sure do paint literally everything like the sun shines out of dave's arse.
jute gyte vs kultur, who shills more?
>>126758956kultur, by miles
>>126758550Black Rose Immortal has grown on me but I still don't really care about the first 3 tracks
To Bid You Farewell is obviously still one of their best
>>126758550According to rym this is the best funeral doom album of all time
>>126758951I dunno man, I'd trust the words of the guys who were active in the scene during that time over the ramblings of some closeted Metallica fanboy.
And I'm just giving Dave the credit he earned. He was as important as the rest of them in making Metallica what it is, as much as they'd like to pretend otherwise.
>>126758984You can't point to the part where I praised metallica, I am purely against dave shilling. They're frankly all egotistical cunts, dave and metallica. I just think "dave did nothing wrong" is a narrative exclusive to delusional davefags such as (you). Chances are there's more nuance to it than "he left cos of envy" or "he left cos of alcohol", nothing is ever that simple except to you low IQ fanboys.
You paint everything with one side of the story and absolutely no counter or nuance to it. "Dave was the only reason metallica was successful" is a hell of a claim that you keep backing up with "a couple anecdotes" and massive cope. It's a stance you can only come to with delusion and willing ignorance.
Go back to pretending Megadeth's new albums aren't shit like the fanboy you quite literally are. You are the same as metallica fanboys but just on the other side of the fence, and with added homosexuality.
coworker metal band A > coworker metal band B
>>126759001See but I'm not acting like Dave did nothing wrong. He was an alcoholic cunt back then and probably a massive pain to deal with but at the same time he worked his ass off for the band. Of course there's more nuance to it and my first post was mostly just for shits but it's undeniable that he was important. These "anecdotes" are all we got now. Like how else are you going to piece the events from back then without hearing people who were actually there? And why would they lie? Especially in favour of Dave? Wouldn't it be more profitable to be on Metallica's side then?
And I'm not saying Metallica wouldn't have gotten successful. James and Lars are talented and they would've gotten into the scene eventually. But it was thanks to Dave they got their start so quickly and that they were able to snowball off of it. Even James said he was a shy cunt back then and that he ran away from the mic after every song. The songs Dave brought and wrote were more than half on their biggest fucking demo. Painting him as some inconsequential guitarist that was so unimportant is hilarious. And the fact that most Metallica fanboys still don't even know what exactly he wrote in the band is the biggest proof of how much he was smeared by Metallica after being kicked when that information at least is easily fucking available.
>>126759071Whatever you have definitely acted like he din do nothing this entire time.
You literally started with "Growing up is realising he got kicked because of envy." and have since moved the posts significantly to just "PEOPLE SAY HE WASNT IMPORTANT", but either way you have no fucking way of knowing that as every source for that info are biased and renowned egotists who push their own narrative.
Somehow you turned this into me saying "dave wasnt important" which I never did.
I think you just projected a metallica fanboy onto me while not realising your own fanboyism and started fighting ghosts. And your homosexuality.
You'd do better on /r/metal
>>126758817>16 anons are listening to the same album>oy vey
>>126759141With the same filename?
>>126759120When did act that way? And envy definitely played the part. You think Lars would let some guy outshine him in a band he started?
And you can only trust the source. I've never once heard James or Lars deny any of that. And they totally would if it wasn't true. They just ignore it and hope it doesn't catch on so they don't have to admit they did him dirty after kicking him out. And I didn't move any goalposts, I just said more things.
Also with how much you're talking about homosexuality, it seems more like you're projecting.
>>126759196>You think Lars would let some guy outshine him in a band he started?Yes? He always did, it's the very nature of the band, he's always been the weakest member. If he didn't the band would have gone nowhere.
>>126759216I'm not talking about skill. I'm talking about musicianship itself. Songwriting, band presence, everything. Lars is defacto a leader of Metallica. That's why Kirk worked better, he was a yes man and did as told. Dave didn't, he wrote good music that Lars could stick his name on. And that nltl reissue thing showed it.
>>126759141The two of them only think they are 16... each.
>>126758603Oh no she didn't
It's soon going to be 2 hours that these two freaks are fighting over Dave/Metallica lmao
Wife went to a drag show last night with some mates. She came home and said it evolved into an NSBM show. What gives?
>>126759046Ghost > sleep token
>>126758561American`t Black Metal. I mean, look at this bullshit.
>>126759341>#15942k early next year, lmao.
>>126759329>>126759341>>126759428>>126759454How many posts have you made kvetching over those lyrics? About 6 million, I'd reckon.
>>126758964i enjoy the whole thing myself. Orchid is even better
>>126759037thank you captain obvious
>>126759046tool > system of a down
>>126759657You have posted this 14 times in 10 days.
>>126759674the world needs to know.
he wrote ReLoad too
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at work blasting Bolt Thrower
>>126759573It's free (you)estate and those lyrics still aren't about jews
Listening for the first time
>>126759814Listen to it 2 or 3 times before sharing your opinion, it is GOAT.
>>126759791based as fuck same but Dying Fetus
>>126759791>>126759831>wagies listening to osdmkekkaroni
>>126759769the archives are right there
since when is Dying Fetus osdm
>>126758550i guess i'll check this out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=roPNF-jRYOI
i guess i'll check this out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFWOsXUM2JE
>>126759905im preparing to be bored when i eventually bother dling it
>>126759392kek
classic Rodney Dangerfield
>>126759649you'd best be a disinterested memer
OSDB, also known as UBDM (ULTRA BASED Death Metal)
>>126759905Meh, a few riffs but still not good enough.
Why are cryptopsy fans so whiney and hard to please
>>126759995>hard to pleasenone so vile sucks and they consider it a masterpiece
>>126759972Thanks UltraBoris
is there a jap death/melodeath chart?
>>126758550The riffage on this thang man, holy shit non-stop butt kicking all the way through. I`ve head it thousands of time and it always impresses me.
>>126760120Early Sepultura is peak thrash
>fenriz has a metal playlist on spotify
>it's exactly what you expect
>>126759995Don't like fagcore simple as
Dying fetus is pretty good. Wearing some true religion jeans and a flat brim cap
>>126760174fenriz has one of the best tastes in all of metal. go watch his radio fenriz shows on soundcloud, you'll find banger after banger.
he still does it but it's behind a patreon paywall now which is gay. don't know if anyone has been uploading them somewhere.
>>126760450>completely unaware about fenriz taste in music with the exception of rock n roll gas stationFeels gud
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>>126758550Excellent album, definitely the same people as ะะฒัะทะดะฝัะน ะฅpaะผ
/Star Temple and others
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DysHe19-1Hs
Carcass were pretty good but the setlist was too heavy on the meloshit side.
>>126760668>clicking 3 random partsseems allright, I think I will give this a chance, thx anon
>The riffage on this thang man, holy shit non-stop butt kicking all the way through. I`ve head it thousands of time and it always impresses me.
>>126760745I look like this and say this
>>126758964Would've killed to been at the show when they first played it live. Honestly didn't expect them to follow through with it from the fan poll.
>>126758550origin - antithesis
good ol wankery
>>126760745always gives me a kek when someone gets asshurt over other people liking things
>>126760416df is literally rap metal
>>126758603>Artist: Darkthrone>Album: Panzerfaust>Song: Beholding The Throne of Might>>And destruction upon the holy man>>Who hails a jewtrue
bm fags once again proving they know nothing outside of pop music and bm a tale old as time
>>126758603>Artist: Darkthrone>Album: Panzerfaust>Song: Beholding The Throne of Might>>And destruction upon the holy man>>Who hails a jewHEIL
>>126758603>Artist: Darkthrone>Album: Panzerfaust>Song: Beholding The Throne of Might>>And destruction upon the holy man>>Who hails a jewgood lyrics
>>126759905alright lads im going in too
>>126760671My ideal Carcass setlist would be only songs from SoS and Heartwork.
>>126760671>bugs in the focus instead of the picktells everything about you, poser
>>126761408>not focusing on his slender girly fingersbet he's in a skirt tbqh
>>126761065How about when someone gets ridiculed for the way they type, regardless of how good a point they made?
new malevolence is wicked
Who is the ultimate carnival barker of metal?
>>126758603>Artist: Darkthrone>Album: Panzerfaust>Song: Beholding The Throne of Might>>And destruction upon the holy man>>Who hails a jewCorrect.
>>126761511if i agree with their point, i ignore it. if i don't, i attack it. moral of the story? proofread your posts.
>>126758561I just remembered. kek
A delectable and simply dissolicious buffet of unriffs
>>126761694i've proofread your post and i can identify that you are gay
>>126761694American levels of banter capability on full display, namely 0
>>126761509now we wait for the dsbm gayboy to reply to this with "h-hot"
>>126761832He (You) just did
>>126761797Foreigners wanting our BAC so bad never fails to amuse me.
stop being gay and post riffs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vaJUo0xkrTc&ab_channel=NuclearSodomy
>>126761923https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtoZk66unRY
>>126758974Yeah I have pretty good taste lol
>>126761955Forgjord more like Faglord lmao
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Where is Time III????
>>126762020It's finished, but he's working on a 100 page PDF of AI-generated dragon porn for the special limited collector's edition that will be competitively priced at $250
>>126762033Gosh I can't wait!!!!
>>126762033I feel like at this point he knows he can charge fucking anything and the victims will gobble it up, so he'd go way higher than 250
>>126762020Jari we know you want your own sauna but don't actually record in the motherfucker. It makes the album mix sound muddy.
Time and Time II are mediocre because of their muddy mix and literally using practice amps to record on.
Where's the music discussion
>>126762066not in your post, evidently
>Hey /meal/ AI assistant
>How can I edit my post to make me sound like less of a fag?
>>126762083You need to post a 4/10 album daily for several years
>>126762150mid deathcore album for people who dont like deathcore
If metal were more popular, the world wouldn't be such a shitshow. Metal will save us all eventually.
>>126762215Okay zoomie. This was the shit back then
You're at a gig at this guy slaps your gf's ass
wat do
>>126762226Smash his head into a table while my other 2 girlfriends clean up my other girlfriend
>>126762226We laugh at the manlet and enjoy our evening.
>>126762225I was listening to the same shit at the time it was at its peak, and the only reason anyone thought it was good is because they only knew the shit popular stuff.
Anyone who actually knew the genre properly knew it was okay at best.
So /metal/, what are some good death metal recs this year
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_x6E26BadQU
GHAASH AGH AKรL - NAZGรL SKOIZ
MIRDAUTAS VRAS!
KARN GHAAMP AGH NรT
SHAUT MANWร QUIINUBAT GUKH
>>126762264>it's bad because it's popularNever change
>>126762267I haven't heard a ton of stuff this year I liked, let alone specifically DM.
In fact the only one that's pure DM I liked is the new Dormant Ordeal.
>>126762226fucking love their right now youtube thing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w06hj7ghsgI
>>126762267Kind of a weak year for metal tbqhfamalam
>>126762282Popular coreshit is almost always bad without fail, and JFAC was a masterpiece in comparison to that shite.
However you only thought that if you didn't know any better like (you)
>>126762215>mid>for people who dont like deathcorepick one
>>126762296>JFAC is shite compared to JFACWhat?
>>126762150Unpaid Internship for a Cowgirl (male)
Please provide measurements for regulation black-and-white spotted bikini
>>126762366I totally forgot those were the lyrics to Knee Deep
Okay I listened to the new Cryptopsy and the moment it finished I didn't remember a single thing that happened on it.
>band I loved from 10 years ago is 90% new members now
Every FUCKING time
>>126762457>the one guy who's still going is fucking it all up royally
>>126762457Only the singers matter
>>126759046wow your so funny
>>126762457>it's a "rights holder to the band struggling to keep things afloat because it's his only source of income so he will resort to hiring people half his age" episode
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>>126758550been sleeping on this desu
>>126762469>what is Corey Taylor for $500
>>126762457worst yet is a boomer band from the 70's/80's that only has one original, crusty ass member and everyone else was born several years after their last relevant album
yejibros we are fucking going
>>126759237Thinking Lar's was ever the leader of Metallica is fucking retarded.
>>126762530Without Lars, Metallica wouldn't have had the connections they did
Lars was basically a Jew who bankrolled their early success
>>126762366Wow, please inbox me your company details! My stepson is going bowling with friends for his 11th birthday soon, and I want to make it special.
>>126762506Well they were never good to begin with so it doesn't count.
>>126762457>it's a anaal nathrakh jobs again episode
>>126762562>anaal nathrakhhuh
anaal nathrakh have been the same 2 lads from start to finish outside of live gigs
>>126762570They love to sub in for live gigs for shit they like
>>126762555Can't bring myself to dunk on og Slipknot
>>126762550So? Doesn't make him the leader over James.
>>126762600I can do it plenty, no worries.
>>126762637Thx for carrying that burden
>>126762603they both equally lead the band. it's not a coincidence that both of them have equal royalty shares on every metallica song
>>126758561>It sounds so bad it's good my guySo how often did your dad rape you?
>>126762670Almost every two days from age 2-20.
>>126762477no, it's songwriter that matters the most.
mind you a changed vocalist can definitely impact a band. See Iron Maiden with Bruce.
But songwriter is more important to the sound overall.
But tons of bands have 1 consistent member who's the lead songwriter and they could literally still work with session musicians and touring members if they have to.
>>126762477imagine trying to replace Tony Iommi
>>126762706Songwriters are just nerds
>>126762756Yeah maybe you could make some good music if you had someone with more than two fingers
>>126762064>using practice amps to record onthat's based you poser
>>126762248>MUH HEEEIIIIIGHT
>>126762786seething manlet detected
>>126762767Some amazing tones have been recorded using practice amps. But you need a real engineer to make it sound good, not some talentless grifter.
>>126762271this might be the most virgin post I've seen in months
>>126762786Under 6 feet tall = metal license and manhood revoked
>>126762267Plenty have been posted, open your eyeballs
>>126762798>you need a real engineer to make it sound goodthat's me haha! call me at 666-suk-n-fuk
>>126762818Weird, your mom picked up and said she's fully booked!
>>126762805What does this off-topic post have to do with music?
>>126762918imagine being a literal gigachad but still having the mentality of a virgin
fuark
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>>126758550https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyxzOPu_hOk
tp1
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>>126762949It's the horseshoe theory of freaks, being a giant is just as weird as being a midge.
>>126762874What did you say? Can't hear you down there
>>126762767not if you want to sound good.
Jari doesn't do black metal, he does somewhere between Melodeath and Symphonic/Power Metal.
>>126763052Slaughter of the Soul was recorded using a practice amp, no excuses.
>>126759800who mentioned jews?
>>126763052>Symphonic/Power Metal>sounding good
>>126762949He's literally me
>>126763117Fix your shit anon
>>126763103Symphonic Metal is one of the lamest subgenres.
>>126763103it can, but it does better with operatic style vocals, and frankly Jari tries too many channels and doesn't know how to mix them.
so it all sounds muddy.
The only thing mixed at a proper level on Time II was the drums I think.
Everything else was submerged in mud.
It's up
https://youtu.be/JFH1tEdAk8g?si=5P3fuuZyatOvP9WM
/xxr/ has been declared a failure
cool metalheads win
>>126763243It has no purpose anyway when the rat isnt about.
if it doesn't sound like this or dismember then it's objectively shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8Vfee1VOD0
>>126763238I do not care about the bald cuck with shit taste in metal.
>>126763319what did you mean by this
>>126763308literally my face a few days after I ate 1/2th of a cheddar cheese block
Remember when Satanic Warmaster shat himself on stage at Steelfest because he ate too many greasy kebabs before starting his set?
>>126763349no and im a certified Satanic Warmaster loremaster
>>126763363post your bad dragon collection
your bad dragon collection
Black metal kinda sounds bad but I love the babes that like that stuff so I have to listen to it. So gay. Black metal more like Bad Metal.
>>126763404they're chudettes tho
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>>126763520Yikers Shikers
>>126763520One of my favorite Intelligent Mallcore albums, alongside Blackwater Park.
Korn, Slipknot, Disturbed
what bands do emo kids listen to?
>>126763555>Intelligent Mallcore
>>126763569Motionless in White and Sleep Token, the best metals
>>126763573Yeah you know. Tool, Mars Volta, the list could go on. Hot Topic bands for the thinking man.
>>126763374I enjoy buying shit for memes, but I've not gone that far
>>126763520based. all the cool kids listened to this in high school. i was even in a btbam worship band for a couple weeks but the guitarist struggled with playing in anything other than 4/4 lmao
why the fuck is j-dawg on my for you page on tik tok brah brah
this is creepy fr fr
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It literally and unironically insists upon itself
>We will be remembered for this
>>126763645pretentious sporkcore
>>126763645Colors and The Great Misdirect was Dream Theater for gays
>>126763618This kind of stuff at the intersection of prog, groove and hardcore is the best, not as spactic as mathcore, but has a nice flow to it.
BtBaM is Converge if they added elevator music to their songs.
>>126763768plot twist: she has the biggest dick
>>126763555>Blackwater Park>mallcoreRetard
>>126763683Dream Theater is gay though
Symphony X is straight Dream Theater
>>126763810based and hetero-pilled
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1T7WGasjju0&list=RD1T7WGasjju0&start_radio=1
>>126763801Wrong, I'm smart. I bought an Opeth shirt at the mall.
Now this is metal as fuck.
But modern pussified metal would never do something as badass as this. Wish we still had Lemmy and men were still men. Fuxk you modern gruntcore assholes ,
>>126763884>But modern pussified metal would never do something as badass as thisStep aside loser.
>>126763884typical articles
>why you should always click your tongs twice before flipping patties on the grill>the best steeltoe boots of 2025>5 fool-proof methods using bungie clips to secure furniture in the bed of a pickup truck>>126763895typical articles
>dismantling the heteronormative power structures of chivalry>tips for acquiring a taste for ethnic food as to not offend minorities in the break room>if only I had a dick: a queer feminist's journey through male-oriented public spaces
>>126758538 (OP)it's facing the wrong way
>>126764010its also all trash
post the faggiest, whiny vocals you can think of
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5lyVRLsFBk&list=RDH5lyVRLsFBk&start_radio=1&ab_channel=TesseracT-Topic
>>126763950I wrote all of those.
>>126764058why did he do it bros
>>126763655I'd say this band completely lacks pretense, and is just about performing wacky faux-prog party trick music with a breakdown shoehorned in near the end.
what is the most technical metal album?
>>126764096crotchduster - big fat box of shit
>>126763250I wish I could say that but heโs hardly the only one posting garbage
>>126764096sweep picking and hyperblasting for thirty minutes straight
>>126764083What's a truly pretentious metal album?
>>126764146anything by jute gyte or trha
>>126764146The latest Ulcerate I suppose
>>126764195The sound I make when I hear his music
>>126764179Whatโs pretentious about it.
Itโs just a boring baby food version of Ulcerate
>>126764208That's exactly one of the problems, it's the result of Ulcerate repeatedly resting on their laurels of being a progressive or avant-garde metal band. In general, the band since Fracture has mostly wrote diffuse self-sabotaging music with vague lyrics that pretend to say anything deep.
>>126759573>I'd reckon Well pardner, don't know what queerbait Black Metal y'all listen to in that Tennessee backwoods hole y'all are livin in but in the big city we don't like that Nazi shit. Oh and that's not the same anon.
>>126764146Filosofem.
>record in a studio but try to make it sound like it was recorded in a garageand you shits eat it up.
>>126764096Discharge - Why
New Cryptopsy leaked, my buddy told me apparently "it sounds nothing like Cryptopsy but it's pretty good."
>>126764321Must be why it's pretty good then lol
>>126764341thank you bleeprodent
>>126764321Listen yourself. Season of Mist uploaded it in full. Sounds like a mediocre Aborted album imo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFWOsXUM2JE
>>126764359I am gonna listen, in a bit here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qz2h_rPsANY
>>126758538 (OP)New Carcass was mid
>>126764600Is this a joke about the new Lipoma?
I fucking hate the style of carcass and iron maiden
...OK haemorrhage and omen are good but every other band in their style sucks fucking ass
>>126764600I've never been a fan.
I fucking love the style of carcass and iron maiden
>>126764695Incoherent post lass.
>>126764704As do all respectable posters of /metal/.
>>126764695Ironic shitposts are still shitposts.
If you don't like every Carcass album, you're not a real Carcass fan.
>>126764782I've never listened to anything past heartwork and I'm not sure I ever will.
>if you don't like thing then you don't like thing
peak of metalcuck IQ lmao
>>126764782really? even Carcass doesn't like Reek of Putrefaction (1988)
>>126764834Didnโt someone cuck you though?
I'm not going to listen to the new cryptopsy
>>126764905Correct. I will stop listening to any new material from bands that are over 25 years old
Iโm going to listen to the new Cryptopsy
>>126764254That sounds like the opposite of pretentious.
Something like Wintersun ("bro I need a new house so I can get a new computer because my songs need 100000 midi instruments") is pretentious.
>>126765125no it's pretentious, they're pretending to sound amateur and "raw" like it's a live band practice session in a garage but it's a studio produced album.
He intentionally went out of his way to make it sound bad to make it sound like it wasn't a studio recording.
That's pretending.
That's pretentious.