"Rise of the indonesians" edition

SCALES:
https://www.all-guitar-chords.com/scales

GIT GUD with GUITAR:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gg1L-sBIxnY

warming up the solid state

>>126764250 (OP)
If you get hands on with an epiphone greeny, they sound okay with the real greenybuckers but the top is an abortion, it's a polyurethane sticker they slap on, not even a facade. Fucking wild considering they were originally 1,499$, I think GC has them for 1099$ now.

>>126764250 (OP)
ching chong bing bong u wan pray guitar?!?!

>>126764266
>, not even a facade
you mean veneer, right?

>>126764266
fenders fotoflame looks so much better than Gibsons
wonder why? genuinely

>>126764250 (OP)
My guitar was neck heavy so I hung a baggie of fishing weights off the lower strap peg and now it looks like my guitar has a nutsack and I can't tell if that's badass or dumb as hell.

Why yes I do play Oasis covers how did you know

Yomamaha

>>126764324
can we see a picture of this?
sounds hilarious, lol!

I learned more theory in a week messing around with a cheap keyboard than months on guitar kinda a trash instrument in this regard

>>126764349
Here u go fren

>>126764326
she purty
a cutaway 200 is my dream guitar
been considering biting the eight+ thousand dollar bullet and getting a M2M one

>>126764350
yeah keys make theory so much more linear
but when you understand the keys it’s very easy to apply to guitar, guitar is basically just tuned to 5th intervals

Dead general

>>126764350
>playing in key
>a thing that guitar players spend years to learn
>is literally day 1, lesson 1 when learning keyboard
it would be funny if it wasn't so sad

How am I supposed to palm mute if I also want to pick at the same time? My palm position moves as I pick.

>>126764250 (OP)
I went to guitar center this week after work and just played guitars for two hours but tried 10 different guitars. The best was PRS. I had never even really even heard of them before. The necks were so easy to get around on and not sticky like Gibson. The tone was bright like fender but also meaty like Les Paul.bYou could do scales well on it almost like Ibanez but with higher action.

>>126764370
>building triads
>most guitar players don't know about triads even after years of playing... using tabs of course
>also day 1, lesson 1 on keyboard

>>126764371
have you tried not being gay?

>>126764324
you don't even own fishing weights
fake and gay

>>126764350
My breakthrough moment understanding scale modes was when Scotty in the course on youtube in the OP showed you on a keyboard how the primary and derivative scales are the first scale but starting one note up on a keyboard, which moves the halfsteps.

>>126764350
theory is for nerds and fags
guitarchads just play and intrinsically sound good
>ah yes, this tune is clearly in the dodecahedron pentagabayomomma's D major scale!
^what theory nerds sound like

>>126764386
And now you pretend to be a musician on 4chan, truly a success story!

>>126764358
wtf Slash posts here?

https://voca.ro/1fdid0jlJaws

>>126764416
lol well that sucked

>>126764394
>guitarchads just play and intrinsically sound good
Every time I have to go get my kids from inside the schoolhouse and pass the music room, I hear the first graders being effortlessly infinitely more musically coherent on piano than whatever the fuck you retards post ITT.

>>126764370
if youve ever been in a structured musical instrument class it’s always day 1 lesson 1
but guitar is far more accessible culturally than clarinet or French horn for example, so guitarists spend years in the weeds that band kids learn in their first 6 weeks if theyre dedicated to the craft
the difference is that guitarists generally learn outside of the musical narrative, thats what we love about them, versus deeply musical yet soulless artists like that one hapa guy that plays every instrument terribly with the baritone voice whose name eludes me

>/gg/ goes to a studio
https://youtu.be/saaDr1Siq60?si=hrgKSGJREIun8aIZ

https://voca.ro/1cggc0AtAHl2

>>126764432
>admitting the vocas in /gg/ are shit
our general is healing lads
>>126764446
also shit lol. just kys already and get it over with

>>126764361
ty friend. yeah the thing you realize about really expensive guitars is that they’re not really worth it lol I play my Yamaha FG830 more desu

>>126764466
kek you're a manlet, aren't you?

https://voca.ro/16w9gbUGrwBX

>>126764488
more shit. *flush* next.

https://voca.ro/1k4OHaFwqacy
>>126764446
based

>>126764488
>>126764446
>>126764416
>>126764523
Awful playing. It hurt to listen to.

https://voca.ro/17swOXLmoHtD

>the big bad bully is back
im scared bros

>>126764539
trash! yuck!
>>126764523
blegh! ever tried practicing, doofus?!?

>>126764483
6’1” why do you ask

Post some cool song ideas so I can steal them and get rich hahahahaaaaaa

https://voca.ro/1o0VBa5vxDLw
>>126764581
Sorry anon all I got is subpar noodling

i liek this riff
iommi esque
https://voca.ro/145cqpv0JU5n
>>126764563
>>126764581
>>126764528
shut up
stupid

>>126764594
nothing subpar about that
get an amp tho

>>126764621
>>126764608
>>126764594
you ok bro?

>>126764594
Not bad. Commit to those bends you have 3/4 disease.

>schizo having another conversation with himself
Bleak

>>126764642
God im the same way
ive got sick vibrato for days but full step bends? those scare me

>>126764671
>>126764342
>>126764326
Nice filenames, schizo. You're hiding it so well lol

>>126764690
Meds. Now.

Everyone look

>>126764690
i guess it’s just apple file names o algo
thats what mine are site wide

https://voca.ro/1myraF5JFSAf

See? Told ya

he who smelt it DEALT IT!!

Ignore the wannabe bully, the truth is all that matters in this general is your gear and your playing and I'm pretty sure that guy doesn't play at all. He used to pull this same schtick in /asp/, it hasn't evolved a day. They probably just stopped reacting completely.

>>126764808
>/asp/
Yo Dean Chad is here?

Anybody with tips on how to properly set up a floyd rose system? I am used to regular guitars but this seems a bit intimidating.

>>126764825
Try Google dumbass

>>126764825
>floyd rose
Gimmick garbage

>>126764825
>Anybody with tips
yeah like th tips of all the dicks that have gone up your ass lol

How about (You) take your meds, schizzy

>>126764826
>>126764831
>>126764840
Thanks guys you da real mvp

>>126764816
>Chad
>a wheelchair bound dude who breathes through a hole in his trachea is a Chad by /gg/ standards

I'm sorry, it just doesn't get any better than this lmfao holy shit

>>126764350
yeah but piano is for nerds though

>>126764855
no u

>>126764371
>My palm position moves as I pick.
then dont do that

>whole thread is cancer
Don't even try to argue otherwise, kill yourselves immediately.

>>126764895
Its honestly just 2 dudes schizo-posting back and forth, still cancer though.

>>126764895
>>126764909
you ok bro?

>>126764864
hes talking about jcum
get your /gg/ lore straight schizo

>>126764916
Who?

Ok, I need a tl;dr rundown and lore of all the /gg/ regulars

all me btw

>>126764947
I know there was some Brazillian schizo named Sam that used to frequent here, I think he was the same guy as the Gibson shill but I honestly don't actually know who is who

>derp derp

>>126764947
>Non-sequitur poster
>Guy who got a gibson from his dad and now it's everyone else's problem
>Vocaroo posters (multiple)
>Shitposters
>The one guy that keeps posting that 3mm fender pick
>Trannies (Multiple, for now)
>2-3 guys who love discussing music and instruments without shitposting

Pray if you post anything substantive, that you get the latter.

This is the entirety of your social life, that's the sad part.

>>126765003
i still wanna know what guitar you liek that isnt that gay ass gretsch

>>126765023
I don't like gretschs, I'm the starcaster poaster

>>126765003
We should all be vocaroo posters
It's a guitar thread
Play the damn guitar

>>126765003
Holy shit is this the worst general on this board, this site even?

>>126765037
Just a few more days and I'll torture you with my vocs

>>126765027
star caster is something ive seen but never thought about
what’s so good about it versus something like that EVH semi hollow? that evh plays like a fucking dream from the short time ive had with it
that feels like a true successor versus the shit squires I’ve played

>>126765040
Have you ever even been on /fit/ for even a moment

>>126765040
>Holy shit is this the worst general on this board, this site even?
No, the real degenerates are in /pw/

>r-remember me, botsan? talk to me, t-tell me i m-matter, i'm so l-lonely...

>>126765040
I'd say /gg/ is pretty standard in terms of general quality

>>126765051
squier CVs have unusually good construction and QC, the body shape is a wierd knockoff of a jag so it sits very comfortably on the body, and their knockoff fender wide-ranges are in spitting distance of the real ones. Some guy put actual WRs in his squier and he said the difference was negligible. Meanwhile fender wants 1200$ for a single bridge humbucker tom deschlonge starcaster

>>126765061
>>126765040
>>126765055
plz stop making me feel stpid

>>126765069
>literally talking to yourself because no one else could be bothered to read whatever boring retardation you posted
i love this general so fucking much lmao

>>126765069
the (singular) CV star caster i played had a string spacing/fret issue where the top E would get hung on the side of the fretboard
meanwhile the EVH semi hollow felt like a weird amalgam between a superstrat and a 335
just a personal observation, but I’m weary of any semi hollow with a bolt neck construction by principle
same with how Taylor are bolt neck acoustics

We used to have
>Sam
>Craig
>jcum900
>Pink Suhr
>Grandpa
>The Jazz Chorus chad whose name I can't remember
Everyone played, everyone was at least listenable. The same faggot that's trying to ruin the /gg/eneral now was spamming nonsense vocs and acting the exact way he is now trying to derail us. We bullied him.
Go back to bullying him.

>>126765101
thanks for the update, knotty

Anyone have experience with Alvarez? I've heard good things but I was leaning towards solid wood and they use layered wood for the back and sides of everything but like the most expensive Yairi stuff.

>>126765101
his bullies just stop caring and moved on with their lives while the sad schizo is still here after a decade kek
I don't know whether it's really sad or really hilarious

>>126765135
theyre decent poorfag slop

>>126765143
Yeah I've been playing too long to be a brandfag, I just want to know about quality. I heard they punch up above their price range typically.
It's either that or a Taylor, I'm torn. I want to replace this fake-top Ovation I have.

>>126765157
play yamaha or guild , if youre a grown ass man and have a sense of taste the wtf do you need me for

>>126765157
>He didn't get an actual hardwood top ovation when they were cheap
bruh

>>126765157
lol, right. you're a real player. that's why you dumb ass is asking random retards online about poverty shitboxes. say no more

>tfw the biggest gibson shill in this thread doesn't even own a gibson

>>126765168
Yeah I don't want to make that mistake again so my first thought was to save for a D-18 while they're still using Mahogany but I'm terrible at self restraint.

>>126765184
try growing tf up

>>126765177
>broken buck starts randomly crying about his bully
Ok, keeps us informed.

>>126765184
I got a real flame maple top ovation at a parn shop for about 60$ of msrp back in 2012, I'd suggest to keep checking but everyone KNOWS WHAT THEY GOT nowadays. Maybe check estate sales? They were super popular with church bands for whatever reason.

Luv the slimline electric-style neck on mine.

>>126765069
I bought my Squier Strat in 99.
Is it a classic vibe?

>he's resorted to the "stop talking about guitars on a guitar general" tactic
>the playbook really is 10 years old
man i thought you guys were joking

Everyone look

i was eating at a famous steakhouse and some ancient cuckold came by with a fire ovation asking for a song to play while we ate
asked for Saginaw, Michigan by george jones
cant forget that memory

You guys seein this?

>>126765213
woa

>Ovation
>Alvarez

Lmfao, yep.

This is /gg/ alright.

>>126765237
If you jerk off onto your squier debut a little more, maybe it will sound better poorfag.

>>126765237
>Tries to shame people for their gear
Ahh the last resort of those who can't actually play an instrument.

>>126764690
>default file names of iPhone phoneposters
Got me bro you found me out

>not a single dumbfuck in /gg/ has an ounce of self-control

>>126765003
>>Trannies (Multiple, for now)
you are just jealous i get more cock than you chud

>>126765281
What is an “ounce”? We use the metric system here in Brazil bro

>hee hee hee

>pee pee pee
>poo poo poo

I win

Got me a bass, got me a bass, got me a bass hey hey hey hey. What a dexterity workout… I got it for recording purposes but I can definitely see myself playing it for the fun of it now.

>>126765197
>fat neckbeard who doesnt even own a gibson calling himself a bully on the internet
And I thought shilling for a guitar brand you cant even afford was pathetic.

>>126765356
goodness that neck looks dry. how's it feel?

Older like 50+ guitar players are fucking annoying
They're all insufferably smug morons

>>126764825
Step 1:
Throw out the floyd rose special and put at a minimum a Gotoh or OFR on it. If you insist on keeping the special, get steel saddles and bolts for it.

Step 2:
Find a way to block the bridge from tilting back under spring pressure (playing cards or credit cards work good here). Block it it off so it can't.

Step 3:
get the bridge to sit at your desired action height when parallel to the body. DO NOT ADJUST THE STUD HEIGHT UNDER STRING OR SPRING TENSION. YOU WILL FUCK YOUR KNIFE EDGES. Lube the knife edges with a light machine oil or bike chain grease (not WD-40). Block the bridge off again.

4.
Tune the guitar up with the fine tuners 75% out. Lock the nut. Remove the block. Now adjust the screws on the trem claw until the strings are all in tune again. wowee, you're done. But your intonation is probably fucked, meaning you need to block the bridge again and repeat the process while adjusting the saddle positions individually (this part sucks, but you'll get quick at it if you're not retarded)

>>126765040
>Holy shit is this the worst general on this board, this site even?
please go visit /kpg/ or /wpg/
they don't even post music!
just pictures of random whores without context!
they aren't even singing!

>>126765356
Good lookin Strat, love red with white plastic and a maple board

What a fucking nightmare
Fuck thiel

What guitars have you guys been playing lately? I've been playing my SG

>>126765410
That's just boomers in general that's what happens when you spend decades inhaling lead gas fumes

>>126765598
im so far I can wear myself out just jiggling my own gut
i want God to save me but he's absent

>>126765639
yeah

>>126765357
>now I'm his bully too
Kek do broken bucks really

>>126765598
My new Mustang.
I’ve got a 1970s production vibrato plate coming in the mail next week and that should help with tuning return to zero better with vibrato use. The vibrato rocks against a sharp knife edge on the vibrato plate and Japanese units are made of a softer metal so it wears out and causes more friction and stops being very stable, while the vintage units are a harder metal which holds the sharp edge longer and then keeps it a stable unit for longer. If it doesn’t help oh well it was only $25. Love this guitar.

>9:30pm on a thursday night
>/gg/ dead as a doorknob

Now that shit's funny, I don't care who ya are!

>>126765598
I bought an Epi Widow and it looks nice but it was a GC special so it needs a setup and fret ends. Feels kinna shitty desu.
Went back to my Studio for now.

For power chords that start on the A string, should I mute the low E string or just try not to hit it?

>>126765795
I thank God everyday that GC employees are hilariously incompetent bros that fuck up guitars and let hispanics bang them everyday and basically let every guitar end up as scratch and dent with horrible setups which means I can swoop in and land guitars for 20-30% off.
Was the orange epi widow the GC exclusive?

>>126765839
Either or or both, control your picking hand but also mute the low E with the tip of your fretting index finger

>>126765839
mute, and for those starting on d, extend your pinky to the next fret since G>B is only a fourth

>>126765854
I think all of the Epi Widows were GC exclusives. I got the indigo burst.

>>126765729
retard here, mustangs are gimped jaguars, but have active pickups right

>>126765839
>>126765864
>>126765865
bot? chris chan tier samefag?

you decide!

short scale guitars are for manlets

>>126765871
For me, it will always be the guitar center carribean ocean.
They wildly vary in quality, I also already have a MiJ lp copy but if I ever run into one that isn't 850$ I will probably definitely buy it desu. I heard the epi pickups don't suck anymore which sweetens the deal.

>>126765886
It's a tranny, Anon.

>>126765876
Shouldn't you be shining chastity cage rn troon-kun?

>>126765891
>850$
Holy shit lmfao

Every fucking time

>>126765891
beautiful finish. wow!

>>126765872
The only thing they have in common with Jags is their scale length and two pickups that are just Strat pickups with flat pole pieces and occasionally less winds
>>126765876
>someone asks a question in /gg/uitar /gg/eneral
>gets answers for his guitar related question
must be a samefag bot
>>126765886
Nah I’m 6’1”
>>126765896
Nah I still got my peepee and I’m heterosexual and married with kids

>>126765904
Gibson:
>We bought epiphone but we hate them so we'll force them to sell overseas crap guitars
Also Gibson:
>Y'know, we don't charge all of our customers enough, tell epiphone to triple their prices and release 1,500$ "Gibson custom shop inspired" LPs and associate Joe Bonermassive to them

>>126765904
>/gg/ is populated by esl third worlders
We been know homie. Old news

>>126764342
How does replacing strings on these work, you have to unscrew the tailpiece?

>>126766016
No there’s a little notch that holds the ball end in place on the tailpiece, you just stick the string under and into the notch. You’ve got to keep some pressure on the string while getting it all strung up cuz it’ll fall out of the notch in the tailpiece but once you get some tension in the strings it’s locked in

>Just get an old MiJ bro!!

>>126765918
>>126765729
Imagine being a grown ass 35yo man (with kids, supposedly) begging for attention online for CONSOOMING a new purse like a fucking woman.

Pic related, you're 100% pure bitchmade and easily the most pathetic faggot in these shit threads at this point.

I'd tell you to post your shit playing so everyone could point and laugh but we both know you couldn't even manage to clumsily pluck out 'mary had a little lamb' on one string if your life depended on it. Which only makes it the whole thing that much funnier lmfao

>>126764342
I covet the Merlot one. I wish they had the racing stripe with p90s instead of the thong.

>>126766086
Ouch got me
https://voca.ro/1fXGVdUJIOVA
Thanks for thinking about me long enough to write me a novel!

>>126764324
>>126764358
>>126765891
>>126765900
>>126766079
nice filenames, paco

>>126766127
>https://voca.ro/1fXGVdUJIOVA
did my man call it or what? top fucking KEK

>>126766086
uh oh melty

>>126765886
manlet reporting. I'm looking forward to grabbing an Ibanez Mikro. I don't trust to get a used one tho cause I can only imagine how I'd have treated one when I was 14

>>126766127
I appreciate the fight in you, but responding even to rightfully clown this little faggot is enough attention for him to keep doing it.
My first guitar was a Mustang copy my Dad gave me, it was his first. Sears guitar, with humbuckers instead of the liipstick single coils.
Worst thing I've ever heard but I have fond memories.

>>126766127
kekaroo nice phaser

>>126766086
Where's the lie

>>126765504
>/kpg/ or /wpg/
Jesus christ, what the hell is going on in those threads??? Are they real humans or just bots? They have to be like 3 autistic guys just spamming shit or bots, they're not real people, no way. /gg/ is tame in comparison.

>>126766086
trvth nvke! #KA-BOOOOM!!

Watch as he samefags responses to himself to make his "opinion" seem to be shared by others.
This is partly an attempt to troll the target, sure, but it's also a very necessary self-deception. He MUST feel like others can relate to him, and since nobody does, he pretends.
The funniest part is that he thinks it's not transparent.

>>126766237
Nah I haven’t responded to anyone

>>126766237
Last 50 posts are the same 2 guys?

>>126766237
there's someone like this on every board. one made /40kg/ all but unusable for three years straight. their methods and posting style are so similar I wonder if it's all one (very busy) person or bot

>>126765281

>>126766086
Damn son he had a family

>>126766260
Nah all me
>>126764342
>>126765257
>>126765513
>>126765729
>>126765864
>>126765918
>>126766078
>>126766127
>>126766255

Talking about guitars and shitposting and makin you guys mad is fun

>>126766237
I kinda feel bad for the guy.

>>126766317
>makin you guys mad is fun
confirmed child
what's it like to have your family wish for your suicide?

>>126766317
Now post a pic of the bald spot on the top of your head, it'll be funny.

>>126765886
>short scale guitars are for manlets
And cute girls.

>>126766086
187'd dat poor nigga sheeeit

>>126766079
Tbh, that's better flame than you see on many old Gibsons. They didn't really give a shit about bookmatching back in the day.

>>126766349
>ugly mud eyed jew cunt
You're brown lol

>>126766337
Idk I’ll have to ask
>>126766344
Ok no bully tho

>>126766374
I don't know if she's Jewish. I don't give a shit either. Hating Jews is a cope for losers who can't make sense of why their lives have gone to shit. They had to create some cabal rather than fix their problems. Since my life isn't shit, I don't mind Jews.

>>126766364
Yep, that definitely sounds like the kind of irrelevant bullshit some loser in /gg/ who can't play would be concerned about.

>>126766395
Ok, brown. Whatever you say lol

>>126766405
Bookmatching is in every industry that uses lumber, retard.

>>126765729
Hell yeah bro, looks sick

>>126766416
If only you could play guitar though amirite

>>126766391
based and monkpilled

>>126766086
Savage

>>126766415
You're the one with Victim Mentality if you think Jews are a problem. Chuds think some group is controlling them and keeping them down. This doesn't make you based. It quite literally makes you a bitch who fully admits that you can't do anything for yourself.

>>126766455
I hear you mr. brown, loud and clear!

>>126766416
I don't even know you. I reply to one anon's post, and you start shit over lumber? Creep.

gretsch is sexy as fuck sometimes. wish i owned one

Suck my strats dorks

>>126766467
More of a mello yello. But enjoy being a bitch. Worst race ever. It comes

>>126764250 (OP)
>>126764306
>>126764349
>>126764361
>>126764386
discord.gg/5jsSdtPc

I'm telling you right now, this is the best place to talk about hating Neil Matthew Fox (the worst player in /gg/ history) or Black Blues Anon (the other worst player in /gg/ history)

Also I guess you can talk and shill guitar based music in here.

>>126766485
Fucking autoreply. Whatever.

>>126766472
>small falcon
Is this a new model? I dont remember seeing one of these before

>>126766494
Dude your dc is full of trannies and redditors

>>126766494
>discord.gg/5jsSdtPc
fuck your faggoty server. you people couldnt handle shit talk back when all you did was shit talk me.
also how is this bad playing?
https://vocaroo.com/1fbBF9IfotA4

>>126766485
Could you try that again but in English this time?

>>126766513
wrong, dummy

>>126766472
Just buy one dude post your Venmo I’ll send you some cash

>>126766349
name?

>>126766529

Lmao!!!!!!!

>>126766537
Mutt Shekelberg prolly

Wow! You guys have been busy, can't wait to read the whole thread and see what amazing discussion has been had.

>>126764377
Based and dentist pilled

>>126766565
Ain't it a /gg/as?

>>126764350
This is factual. I would reccomend everyone begin on keyboard.

>>126766529
Black Bussy Anon

>>126764350
Piano is math, guitar is art.

>>126764377
mccarty ftw

Progression with single notes? How do I into?
Just use chords and pick them?

>>126766604
Try the sugma method, you'll love it I promise

>>126766529
is that the weekend

>>126766624
Yeah every weekend at the all you can eat buffet lmao

>>126766624
That’s the day off

>>126766624
Nah that’s the Month

>>126766537
Theresa Wayman of Warpaint
>>126766561
lol look at the little victim mentality bitch. I love that you're a chud. Everything makes much more sense about you.

>>126766633
>>126766637
>>126766640
god damn

>>126766637

>>126766624
That’s Summer Vacation

>>126766524
you got kicked because we made fun of you so hard you started to threaten to call venues to try to get people's shows cancelled lol, you are a fat pussy.

>>126766624
No it is Black Blues Anon and a direct quote from him

>>126766529
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>>126766659
i knew he was fat the very first note i heard him play

>>126766642
>what dreaming of dysgenic mystery meat pussy (and never getting any lmao) does to a mf'er

you'll never guess where i went today

>>126766665
Big tones = big bones

>>126766673
The American Hula Hoop Museum?

>>126766673
No one cares bud

>>126766529

Kinda looks like...

>>126766673
Black Blues Anon’s house? Are you the cute femboy he was talkin about?

>>126766674
its actually in the vibrato, idk how to describe it but fat people have a distinct way of doing vibrato

>>126766637
kek

>>126766652

I'd rather slam the head of my dick into a car door than join a /gg/ discord server. Stick to just sharing vocaroos guys, you aren't good enough to charge anyone. They just give you money because they think you are robbing them.

>>126766705
Jokes on you I don’t even share vocaroos because I don’t play guitar

>>126766584
keyboards are for numbskulls

>>126766680
no but i would love to go there

>>126766716
Fucking based

>>126766716
you could still share vocaroos, sometimes I just make poopy noises into the mic and upload that.

https://voca.ro/1k5Y1GtEzBvc

>>126766726
DANGER! DANGER!

REDPILLED ALERT!!!

DING! DING! DING!

>>126766659
i said that in jest. and never followed through with it. again you could not handle the possibility of that happening so you kicked me like a bitch.
literally you're the retard on here with your full name calling people the n-word, i was just letting you know what could happen.
Like legitimately I chose not to fuck with you guys beecause i thought it be the nice thing to do. But i know you'd fuck with me if you had my personal info.

>>126766640
>not "No, it's the whole month."
So close though, you almost had it.

>>126766739
why are you trying to make friends with a guy called cumshitter?

>>126766739
ok The Weekend at Aunt Jemima's

IDK how schizo does it but he jolts this old corpse back to life, i'mma start callin him Dr. Frankenstein. He unites the schiz

>>126766739
you know after the last annoying asshole who kept posting pics of his disgusting apartment and ugly guitar i'm actually glad you're back even if you are autistic and annoying in your own right.

>>126766762
You wouldn't survive a single day in India.

Been practicing this song for the last few weeks, almost got it down
https://youtu.be/O4j94zU1uew

>>126766732
some of the best work i've heard in decades good job

>>126766766
That’s a compliment, nobody should be able to survive a single day in India

>thread devolves into an attention whore contest that has zero to do with the thread subject

How does he do it bros? He just snaps his fingers and the NPCs start dancing.

It's like magic.

>>126766748
it was a good joke
>>126766752
too corny.
>>126766762
ive been here all along i just lurk

>>126766780
Who's "he"?

>>126766780
schizo super powers.

>>126766780
>talk about guitars
>get made fun of
>don’t talk about guitars
>get complaints that people aren’t talking about guitars
>talk about fat people and fart sounds
>universal applause

Lmao this place really has not changed at all
https://voca.ro/1n8DCW2JGGuw

The implications of that are kind of wild

>>126766780
Easiest explanation: he's God. His will be done.

>>126766795
moshi moshi lets talk chief why not
I'm about to change my guitar strings, they didn't have my usual DR's so I had to get some Ernie Ballsacks, wish me luck

>>126766800
Too many wolf notes clashing, not even dissonant in a pleasing way like Holdsworth, I'm the last person to ask about rhythm but this feels off time even to me.

>>126766802
Join the discord to meet him
>>126766494

>>126766802
i don't know if g*d would endlessly laugh about a kid getting raped repeatedly

>>126766817
god made it happen? Are you saying you know better than god? the hubris of man is unmatched and that is exactly the kind of thinking that brought sin into the world.

>>126766766
why would i want to go to india

>>126766800
Sounds like stereotypical gay YouTube guitarist music but not good enough to be played in a Home Depot

>>126766817
i might

>>126766822
so true even if you're actually gay

If I want the best tone, do I point the amp towards my anus, or towards your mom's anus

>>126766829
straighter than you gaywad

>>126766817

>>126766831
You have to squat over it so the sound waves jiggle your dangling balls

I went to the Yamaha Innovation Road museum in Hamamatsu recently and really enjoyed it! I got to play a ton of neat guitars and try a few amps.

the reason this thread is good now https://discord.gg/bsm9YVpk

>>126766824
If you want home depot music I got you big dog
I could sell this to them for exposure I bet
https://voca.ro/1o9rnzSAZhaz
>>126766814
You're just not picking up my free clashing bro it's chill
>>126766831
You simply purchase a neural dsp plugin

>>126766847
I do wish Yamahas didn't have such a bad rap, but also that they were still MiJ

>>126766847
gay

>>126766857
Your envy is palpable, faggot.

I got 400$ for an amp.
I hear great things about the vox valve thing with the 10", but also that monoprice stage rights are well worth it and can easily be modded, BUT their price have jumped from 150$ to 300$ unless you live in europe.
Thoughts?
Or should I give up and get a boss katana go

>>126766848
No thanks, I'm not a tranny nor do I wish to groom minors.

>>126766861
more gay

>>126766862
Blues Jr

>>126766617
What's that?
>>126766529
Nigger.

>>126766879
>t.

>discord troon gets banned
>thread immediately dies as a result

whew 2 years since last restring shes a filthy bitch the old strings are all bumpy and black

>>126766897
This thread was made 6 hours ago and is almost at the bump limit

>>126766904
don't mind him we train him wrong on purpose as joke

>>126766897

That's crazy

>>126766913
you train him wrong cheif?

>>126766862
these are all gay retard options but if you're a gay retard that's what you should get. why you would spend your hard earned money on a new amp that sounds like shit instead of getting a used one that sounds good for same amount of money is beyond me but then again i can't relate to being gay and retarded

ahem

I like guitar

>>126766924
Go birds!

>>126766927
gay

>>126766925
Chief have you seen the used tube amp market? A blues jr. encased in tranny cum is still 650$

>>126766897
I'm not banned they just deleted the invite. black blues anon can never escape me. I will haunt this fat fuck until he dies.

I hope this is bots and not mentally ill obsession
That would be sad

I play shortscale bases because I have a small penis humiliation fetish

>>126766939
grim

>>126766946
Don't say gay

>>126766945
No we are Israeli paid posters

>>126766945
put your tripcode back on. you already told everyone in the discord that you use two devices and vpn to post to avoid samefagging. you aren't fooling anyone when you take off the trip.

>>126766945
15 shmeckles per reply

>>126764250 (OP)

>>126766941
>>126766941

>>126766956
This. We're all inbred dune coons here

This gen was genuinely really fun and interactive and creative with a good community 10-12 years ago
Time flies when you're a faggot

>>126766970
gay

>>126766939
yea i have i bought a used marshall superlead from 1976 it kicks fucking ass.

pic related is basically the bare minimum you need to get an amp that doesn't suck shit.

>>126766986
I can download that amp

>>126767004
no you can't you can't download an amp

>>126767009
Ever heard of limewire retard

I haven't changed my strings in 4 years

>>126767025
Play harder you sound amateur picking like that

>>126767033
Is this cope for retard strength?

>>126766856
The ones I'm looking at all say they're MIJ, which ones arent?

>>126767122
The ones you can afford lmao

I was listening to Walk on the Wild Side and I'm surprised acoustic bass isn't used more, really cool sound.

>>126766476
>two SSS strats
>not even different pickup configurations
but why