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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 9:34:46 AM No.126768365
foodpepe
foodpepe
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I have just made a remarkable discovery.

>Step 1: Look for songs with "love you" in the lyrics
>Step 2: Replace "you" with "food"
>Step 3: Profit

The lyrics are much better this way, and the songs can be re-released with you credited as a co-lyricist.

Here are some examples.

"I will always love food."
— Whitney Houston, "I Will Always Love Food"

"And I will love food, baby, always."
— Bon Jovi, "Always"

"Cause I’m gonna love food like I’m gonna lose food."
— Meghan Trainor & John Legend, "Like I’m Gonna Lose Food"

"I just called to say I love food."
— Stevie Wonder, "I Just Called to Say I Love Food"


"I love food, I love food, I love food, that’s all I want to say."
— The Beatles, "Michelle"

"I can’t help falling in love with food."
— Elvis Presley, "Can’t Help Falling in Love"

"I love food than I can say."
— Leo Sayer, "More Than I Can Say"

"Baby, I love food, I’ll never let food go."
— The Ramones, "Baby, I Love Food"

"I just want to love food, baby."
— Jay-Z feat. Pharrell, "I Just Wanna Love Food (Give It 2 Me)"
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 9:40:45 AM No.126768397
>>126768365 (OP)
i used to play this game with my friends, except we used the word "fart" instead of "heart"

dont go breaking my fart
my fart will always love you
open your fart to me
dont tell my fart, my achey breaky fart
total eclipse of the fart
owner of a lonely fart
fart of glass
fart and soul
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 3:58:53 PM No.126770460
>>126768397
i do this too. it's never not funny and works on so many songs
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 4:36:49 PM No.126770802
>>126768365 (OP)

What happens if you take the Choco taco from the lizards head