Thread 126775253

HEIL ALESTORM
edition

Previously on /metal/: >>126758538

Artist: Darkthrone
Album: Panzerfaust
Song: Beholding The Throne of Might

>And destruction upon the holy man
>Who hails a jew

BLASTING

Let the kvetching commence

>copypasta
>kaevum
>AI dogshit
the /metal/ trifecta

>>126775253 (OP)
Alestorm? What about Hailstorm

>>126775253 (OP)
wtf brand new alestorm too
yeah, sure
fine
I'll blast it

>>126775267
Correct.

>>126775270
**Halestorm whoops ahahah

kino

>>126775232
Is that Kristy or Luna?

>>126775295
Reminds me of a cuckold who spams this general frequently.

Solitude Aeturnus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9dQVlbmFM8
AOTY

https://youtu.be/3p-NTqHPVdE?t=293

> exaggerative pronunciations

> overvaluation of own work

> newage, spiritual bulllshitspeak

never go this autistic

Why listen to black metal when you can listen to powerprog instead? Neither are going to get you laid but at least powerprog is good music.

>>126775319
Never go this bald either

>>126775319
holy reddit spacing

Fuck off janny

>>126775266
>>126775295
>do nothing
>Spazzy Zazzy still offering me on-the-house living space in his hollow dome
incredible
>>126775319
Yep, Bald Sneedl is a midwit

Autopsy - Mental Funeral

>>126775319
Insufferable.

>>126775326
>powerprog sounds like some gay perversion sexact

>>126775326
Memes aside, is black metal or prog/power metal more of a pussy repellant?

https://youtu.be/0agqHCROKzU?si=PjakXlMkDY6qL1z3

It's up

>>126775343
I don't know or care who you are yet you care about me a lot

>>126775343
You are unironically worse than the rat. At least that creature at least as a minimum of self-awareness.

>>126775359
It's Linus

h junior

>>126775362
Nah, I can deal with Linus's unironic redditness

>>126775378
He is pretty pathetic though

Mütiilation

>>126775370
omg LTT is posting in /metal/
big fan here

J-Dawg's Metal Tips

>>126775264
first time listening while really reading the lyrics they fuckin rule

Must be the modclique's new boogeyman?

>>126775389
He probably looks like one of Linus' kids

gonna try some hopefully not gay and boring death-doom shit later
>>126775359
riiiiight....
>>126775362
Self-awareness first requires awareness.
>>126775370
I guess I'm Linus. OK. Get better pattern recognition btw, this >>126775226 wasn't me.

>>126775393
>death metal with clean vocals

What are some bands whose B-sides and rarities are as good as their album tracks?

>>126775407
Kakapoonia sucks epicus maximus my broheimer. No bueno around here.

>>126775397
Yeah still don't know or care. Next!

Satyricon

Smells awfully poor and brown ITT

>>126775407
Amorphis

>>126775407
Not sure if they fit in but the DsO one track "EP's" or whatever they are

>>126775414
Only their last 3 albums are boring

need that album with the dead crow on the cover

>>126775415
What's next is you making spam posts into the wee hours like you do every night

>>126775428
This one?

>>126775441
Correct

>>126775253 (OP)
>ALESTORM

>>126775395
born in the discord

>>126775436
Nah but I might listen to some metal today

Ths band really likes birds

>>126775226
quite possibly THE most mentally ill post i've ever read in /meal/. the fanfics some of you have is just wild. stephen king would be jealous of such an imagination

>>126775418
US hours

>>126775499
>stephen king would be jealous of such an imagination
He'd be jealous of Gary Glitter, Jimmy Savile and Steven Spielberg.

Great job Janny cleaning up the Serb.
What better way than to go in after we've already moved on, warn people for replying to him, and not even banning the original offender.
>>126775499
Hi janny

Gorgoroth

>>126775441
>>126775444
now check how blatantly this new album darling lifted from Brave
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPSeaxJl878&list=OLAK5uy_m-m9-lJ5ico-R0dBF9-G3FEGX4dQkOt7w&index=2

>>126775563
Grogrothroth.

>>126775354
prog is the ultimate pussy repellant
however, Symphony X FUCKS

Ozzy might die during his final show....

>>126775607
who the fuck cares about ozzy think of tony iommi

Ozzy is immortal

>>126775614
He might as well be dead already...what life can you live with just a few fingers?

How are the pyrexia albums besides this one?

>>126775607
looks like a burns victim
hideous face

>>126775641
Boring as fuck, just like that piece of shit

are you a cunt or do you drink rum?

If ye listen not to Alestorm ye must... Walk the Plank!!! \\m//

>>126775607
Imagine how fucking kino it would be if Ozzy does the whole show, and the final song is Tomorrow's Dream, then he dies the next day

>>126775721
That would be freakin epic

>>126775659
solid pick from this week

>>126775714
A plank would have more texture to it than Palestorm.

favorites from last week

>>126775740
2/10

>>126775721
Imagine if he shits himself as soon as he step on the stage, slips on his poopie and then breaks his neck.

>>126775750
welp, better dig out that Dio hologram

Let's see what of today's slop is any good

>>126775732
I like that they don't take themselves seriously at all.

what's the /metal/ verdict?

>>126775792
Epic!

>>126775731
Dying Victims almost always puts out quality stuff

convinced yall have only been listening to the same 7 or 8 bands for the past 40 years lol

>>126775816
Correct
>Deep Purple
>Black Sabbath
>Black Widow
>Uriah Heep
>Budgie
>Rainbow
>Judas Priest

>>126775816
you sort of aren't wrong. I tend to go back to the same dozen bands and maybe 4 albums for each band over and over cause I are an autist.

>>126775816
Judas Priest
Iron Maiden
Black Sabbath
Led Zeppelin
Motorhead
Megadeth
Metallica
and Anthrax

Don't need any other metal, once you've heard these bands everything else sounds inferior.

Sleep... Token?

Earth
Sunn O)))
Electric Wizard
Sleep
Dream Theater
Tool
Elder
Isis

Anything else is inferior

Blood Incantation is one of the few genuinely high IQ bands, I feel like every time I have a conversation with a fellow fan of theirs (especially Absolute Elsewhere) it's just on a whole other frequency level. Cosmic.

>>126775893
>inb4 "Hat"
btw.

>>126775893
>plays Immolation riffs, but adds psychedelic keyboard sounds
woahhhh.... far out maaaan...

Anyone else here ever notice how more progressive and intellectual bands are the ones called "reddit" here?

I have. Shows a lot about your average metalhead honestly.

>>126775911
shut up nerd

>>126775921
Core? Not metal.

Honestly, this album paired with a strong sativa always makes me feel like I'm literally expanding my consciousness and increasing my intelligence.

"Highly" recommend, ha.

>>126775982
>>126775911
>>126775893
>>126775881
Thanks Matthew

I just roke up

>>126775996
>/shreddit/ pattern recognition
Take your meds. And maybe up your dose while you're at it.

>>126776007
100% hitrate

>>126776018
Incorrect.

this kills the poser
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlvXQrdm-rw

>>126776080
>Ramones
poser band

>>126776080
Not metal.

yep, still the best symphonic metal album after 29 years

>>126775397
So far this hasn't been "fun" beyond a couple blasty moments, primitive dirgelike riffs, and Laiho-esque yelping vocals, but I'd say it's good if you're willing to lend your patience to it. Scowling mood and long, often sour melodies.
>>126775911
Bands that insist on their intellect are usually just midwitcore. The smartest bands are both "stupid" and smart at once.

>>126776211
Ironically midwit take.

Who's that squeaking, is somebody squeaking here?

>>126775641
Not worth much, that one's their best

>>126776221
>Ironically midwit take.
It's midwits who can't articulate what makes something "smrat"* or why they like it beyond a self-referential or base aesthetic level.
*fuck it I'm leaving that typo in, it's perfect. Definition: That which tries to be smart but is actually just smRAT.

>>126776331
Me on the left
You on the right

Who's that not taking meds, is somebody not taking meds here?

Imagine being too stupid to hear the difference between more complex and intellectual metal versus that which is simplistic and basic in both form and sound.

Classic.

Good thing we have /xxr/ now. Pretty cool.

>>126776391
Agreed. Feels nice to finally have a place for the more... high-brow posters such as myself.

>>126776331
My smrat definition is kinda self-referential. I have owned myself epic style.
Better definition: Trying to appear smart, obviously not being smart. Imitating the surface elements of what one sees as smart (so, no matter if it's truly smart or not) without thinking about what makes it work nor trying to learn from it and do your own smart thing, or at least effectively imitate it. Feigned smartness which mimics the What, often lacks the How, and never knows the Why.

>>126776406
Wait, are you being serious? Going to start posting there now instead.

>>126776418
Too long, didn't read. Save your essays for /reddit/ in the future.

Kill yourselves.

There's an Archive . org archive (hehehe) of all of Varg's old YouTube channel's videos. Enjoy:
https://archive.org/details/thuleanperspective2017
>>126776428
Way ahead of you buddy.

>>126776433
Yep, this is the new FAQ in my high IQ opinion

>>126776425
>/reddit/
Incredibly smrat post. Cargo-culting behavior.

>>126775264
Hory shit!

>>126776456
Incredibly midwit post. Go back to /reddit/ if you're going to be an insufferable pseud.

>>126776465
Thanks pea-brain

Smoke weed, worship slam.

If Black Metal Promotion picks up a release chances are it's going to be tourist garbage. Any counter examples?

>>126776493
I used to fuck with Strongbow. Also Hornsby's

>>126776433
Whitest Varg fanboy

>>126775264
Fucking insane shit. How did I not listen to this earlier

>>126776520
Strongbow is ok. Never heard of Hornsby's. I'm more into Growers, a trve British Columbian staple \m/ You can't imagine the many hours I've spent cruising round town with a 2L of this good shit while blasting Slayer and Death. Good times.

QRD on Chuck Schuldiner?

>>126776598
Accidentally gave himself brain cancer.

>>126775496
Ok what have you listened to

>>126776616
Uh oh brainrot

>>126776621
Why are you replying to yourself?

>>126776631
Pill time

>>126776598
https://www.anus.com/metal/about/metal/chuck_schuldiner/

>>126775264
silencer - death, pierce me

>AUSCHWITZ. THE MEANING OF PAIN
>THE WAY THAT I WANT YOU TO DIE
>SLOW DEATH, IMMENSE DECAY
>SHOWERS THAT CLEANSE YOU OF YOUR LIFE

>>126776686
HEIL HANNEMAN

>GUIDED BY THE PINBALL MAP
>THE DRIVER STILL UNKNOWN TO ME
>WHO WAS SENT TO GLORIFY
>BEFORE WE INJECTED THIS COMMON PRIDE

>>126775264
Rec from a few threads ago, preddy gud.

>>126776665
what the actual fuck am I reading
>Hellhammer, Sodom, Bathory, Sepultura, and Slayer were actually DM, therefore Chuck was a slowpoke rip-off artist
>Morbid Angel and Master's unreleased demos that nobody heard until the early 90's were true DM, therefore Chuck shouldn't be the godfather of DM
>(despite being born a non-practicing Jew), Chuck was secretly a Christian
>he purposefully reduced Death's metallic sound towards rock, to be more commercial to spread his Christian themes; also changed Death's logo to alter the upside down cross to a regular cross to emphasize the Christian aspects of the band
>Chuck died of AIDS, but the doctor didn't want to reveal this, so he just signed off on Chuck dying of pneumonia
actual schizo detected

War metal – British Columbia's premier musical export.

>>126776621
Listened on my shopping walk earlier

>>126776753
Not a real genre, shit band as well.

>>126776745
>Morbid Angel and Master's unreleased demos that nobody heard until the early 90's
You're a retard

>>126775264
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_zpUwXaFa8

>>126776757
Varg's best album

>be ultra obscure bdm band
>have 2 demos
>1 from 1998 and the other from 2019

>>126776745
I mean people always want to diminish that Death wasn't the first Death Metal band, and sure, Seven Churches was proto-DM, but it was still more Thrash than Death Metal. Scream Bloody Gore was very much not thrash and is the first true Death Metal album, with songs being primarily about horror movie gore and death rather than the occult (even Morbid Angel is more about occult which is a theme more in Thrash bands like Slayer than true death metal)

as for Chuck's religion, yeah i don't think it was Christianity with songs like Crystal Mountain and the Philosopher. But the Logo did change over time and that makes me wonder if he was softening his opinion on Christianity as he got older and just didn't want to be offensive is more likely than him actually being Christian.

He did get bored of Death Metal and want to go prog though, that much is true.
The AIDS thing is just.. people don't get that Chemo can bomb your immune system as bad as AIDS does so yeah, sometimes you can die from the same infections as AIDS, because your immune system is wiped out by Chemo.

>>126776777
Abominations of Desolation wasn't released until 1991
Master's 1985 demo got them dropped by Combat who picked Death instead

>>126776817
Wow, this cover is very scary and epic!

NSBM reigns supreme

>>126776844
it's the first death metal album.

>>126776858
I just love how spooky some of these death metal covers get, really makes me feel like some crazy wizard or something... anyone else?

>>126776817
huh, it came out a few months before, i thought sometime after.
>>126776844
>>126776865
Death Metal is never meant to be taken that seriously. It's mostly supposed to just be horror movie themes put to music. Well all Heavy Metal started as that Death Metal is just really specific to slashers and zombie/cannibal movies.
It being gross/gory and kinda cheesy and silly with it's over the top splattery gore is kinda the charm.

>>126776865
You're a rat though, you can't be a wizard sorry

>>126776898
Incoherent post.

>>126776855
BASED ! Hails from Brazil !

>>126776896
Wow, that's pretty neat! Just wish the music weren't as cheesy and cringe as the covers.

>>126775757
All of these were bad except for the Witherer, i'll probably revisit that one later.

I feel like 3 bots are here arguing and replying to each other

>>126776921
Holy shit, you're right.

>>126776953
Holy shit, you're a rat

>>126776954
Rats don't know how to type on keyboards much less listen to music. Lions on the other hand, of which I am one, do however.

>>126776783
Agreed but his post-prison *metal* albums are underrated due to his first albums being exceptional for the genre

Lovis Cachet AKA The Scovrge of Norway

It's going to be an /xxr/ kind of night

>>126776534
/metal/ is a Latino general, get over it.

>>126776817
now that I'm thinking of it.. why is scream bloody gore and seven churches fighting over first DM album and this isn't considered?

>>126776999
Yep.

>>126777030
>>126777030
>>126777030
ツ

>>126776824
Abominations of Desolation was released on cassette in 1987.

>I would meet the legendary Chris Reifert from Autopsy in 2008 and he would tell me that he and Chuck loved Master and Deathstrike and blasted these demos daily at rehearsal before recording the debut Scream Bloody Gore
—Paul Speckmann 2011

>>126777045
シネ

>>126777045
Thank you Mutthew for letting us know about your spam over there too

>>126777085
*Marshall

Just another Marshan Monday

>>126777085
quit your constant whinging and post metal

>>126777012
I guess bad production quality and the band broke up after so it didn't have as much influence?

>>126777116
As a wise transexual janitor once said:
>It's 2024, there is literally nothing wrong with pounding bussi
>However, it is a crime to not post metal in /metal/ in any year so kindly fuck off faggot

>>126775264
Just some quality atmosynth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcr5cT5Z9P4&si=jQQz1etCrYDyPNSd

>>126775264
Just some quality atmosynth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcr5cT5Z9P4&si=jQQz1etCrYDyPNSd

>>126777181
>*pinches bicep*
haha! squish! squish!
didja get those muscles by washing the dishes, ya hunk?

>>126777181
don't quit your day job

>>126777196
He's got the epic autism pants on, don't be mean

>>126777181
Thank you Ratthew

A few months ago an anon told me to listen to this if I don't like the rest of MD's material. He said there's a different vocalist or smth. Any truth to this?

>>126777196
https://voca.ro/12hDeTsuOlQN
>>126777201
https://voca.ro/1cfWSW3NJyY2
>>126777218
:3

>>126777243
That was probably me. John Paoline is on the demos and second album. Awesome vocals.

>>126777253
Didn't listen

Any decent AI metal from last thread?

>>126777290
Hell yeah bro here's the list
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>>126777253
dude you are fucking fried lmao

>>126777304
You just replied to a ratpost

>>126777310
If true, point still stands.

Time to get high, before I die.

>>126777253
Put down the crack pipe!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IG9-TTuTDSk

The Manson family and Nazi party all existed cuz humans are weak minded insects.

>>126777336
So profound sis. Wubbalubbadubdub!!

Dave Mustaine wrote Load

>>126777343
No he didn't
Dave's buttrock albums are much better than the Loads

>>126777334
https://voca.ro/16UVtbnVxtVb

Morbid Decay - Sickening Erotic Fanaticism cover art make dick go booiiinnggggg

>>126777352
>Are you fucking mental lad?
You know it. (As well as METAL!!!!!!!) Also thank you trans pederast sister

The Morbid Angels - s/t

>>126777370
https://voca.ro/1lpoHl2PhQ8d

I thought this was gonna be some kino war metal. Instead it's meat n potaters groovy bdm. Booooooooring.

>>126777003
explains the NSBM spam

>>126777437
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4yeHQXWSxc

Anyone going to dead by dawg?

>>126777564
what did he see?

The best thing I ever bought from HHR was my Bathory S/T hoodie I bought in October 2013. In that same order were Bathory - S/T LP and Bonehunter - Evil Triumphs Again on LP. I love that hoodie so fuckin much, even to the point where I took it to a seamstress recently to get the cuffs replaced and a few busted stitches fixed up. Here's a photo of it I took many years ago not long after I got it. Anyways, that's my favourite Dawg purchase.

What happened to /metal/? Even a year ago was better than it is now. At least there was some modicum of discussion.

Now? Hardly anything.

Did anything happen since I was here? Aside from a few touristy releases last year, I don't understand why this place is even worse than before.

>>126777597
Azazoth

gn metalheads

low iq

>>126777619
9:32, the night is yet young here. It's coffeetime in fact.

>>126777616
/metal/ was never good

>>126777628
*9:23
9:24 (PM) rn bt w LMAO

>>126777619
12 am here
My night can last until 5 am, so I don't give a shit

>>126777628
>>126777638
west coast = best coast

>>126777632
No, it really seems to have gone very quickly from great to absolute shit. Sad to see the state of affairs to be quite frank with you.

Happy solstice /meal/. The Sun God rides again.

>>126777616
Only the "typical metalhead" types are left. Too dumb to recognize patterns but also too dumb to be deterred by the bleep rodent.

I like Alcest !
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8g9QncPOk0

>>126777639
>My night can last until 5 am
Meeeeeeeeeeeee toooooooooooooooooo

>>126777656
>tfw missed out on degenerate, kinky high school sex with nasty sluts
metal for this feel?

>>126777654
Nice. For me it's Spiritual Instinct. I feel like this genre really peaked around 2011-2013 or so.
>>126777665
Leviathan, Xasthur.

>>126777616
https://voca.ro/15rQ1lvcDnL5

>>126777645
i hate summer

Leviathan is peak misogynistic metal.

>>126776972
Fallen is also one of his best

>>126777616
it's kind alike how AI isn't actually getting better, it's just stirring in it's own shit and going nowhere.

>>126776972
>>126777708
I've never bothered listening to anything past Filosofem. Might give Fallen a listen tonight.

>>126777359
Probably my favorite ToE song, good on you for posting it. The entire album is good.

https://youtu.be/0IWa9vmx8KY
https://youtu.be/ZOE0WoW01Hk

>new Cryptopsy
odds that it's remotely good

>>126777715
Belus and Umskiptar are also good but I'm not sure I would consider Umskiptar metal

>>126777727
My buddy told me it sounds nothing like Cryptopsy but that it's good regardless.

>>126777645
Heil Marshall

Hellhammer lookin' real zesty

>>126777628
>>126777639
>>126777656
go to bed early to get better chances of deep sleep and stop being angry all the time

Immolation

>>126775264
>>126776903
Any metal with a similar vibe to this song?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKjZI0x4VCQ&si=NgM5Sl-0oxDNoy63

>>126777788
>K-popshitters get all the gets
well duh

>>126777786
No because you're stupid

>>126777788
>>126777660

>>126777802
you would know

>>126777684
>>126777738
>>126777772
>>126777816
>>126777811
>>126777806
>>126777802
>>126777788
>>126777834
Not metal.

>>126777841
You're not metal you fucking guy

>>126777788
>88
>HH
HEIL HANNEMAN!

>>126777841
>only 1 (You)
Correct.

>>126777841
thanks for the (You)'s

Bongman - Goblin Jim's Cave [Demo Version]

Dark Angel - Darkness Descends

>slam band has "weed," "bong," or "420" in their band/album name
Yup, definitely listening!

>>126777915
*raises paw*

>>126777859
HEIL

>>126777597
PAIN SUFFERING AND MISERY

>>126777915
AIslop or PhotoShop vomit?

Ozzy tried to kill Sharon once. Imagine how fucked he'd be if he had succeeded.

>>126778051
2010's digital art PhotoShop shite

>>126778051
I don't think it's AI, it's just soulless digital graphic design.
Also this kind of graphic design seems to often lend itself to this same subject matter, i.e. apocalypse, for some reason.

>>126778053
https://voca.ro/1jQNklwlP2Kj

>>126778069
Large office buildings crumbling or burning in the apocalypse. I'd guess because the combination of macro scale and fire/dust effects make it easy to obscure artistic fuck-ups

Olivia Rodrigo is metal

>>126778112
https://voca.ro/16VOFpETipRR

>>126778107
Plane crash metal

Thank you Ratthew, very cool. Now suck on these nuts.

>>126775264
Dis sum 10/10 oldschool brutal slam.

>>126778219
https://voca.ro/14vhAGEDp1O4

>Do you know what it means to feel like god?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rB_x4VSZpU
I'm very much a fan of White Zombie which I consider to be one of the coolest metal bands of all time

>>126778272
Not metal.

>>126778272
Yes I do in fact

>>126777336
Holy shit he's right in a way

It's jusr sick: i'm certain that White Zombie is just objectively sick....and it's the only way to carry metal off to the next generation... Trust me this is the only way that metal makes sense to or appeals to zoomers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rB_x4VSZpU
It's sick. Even if Rob Zombie sucks, He was a greater part of a whole here. Things should be appreciated for what they are in themselves .

It's fucking sick. It's like your average day halloween haunting, but sicker...literally a metal icon...I ride or die for White Zombie...one of the greatest metal bands of all time.

White Zombie fucking blow and you're not gonna convince me to listen to them, Rat. I'd honestly rather listen to Hole.

Satanic Warmaster mentioned

>>126775257
Varg Vikernes about the Early Norwegian Scene gathering in Helvete(direct quotation):

>Turns out that, pretty much everybody were so-called "racist", they were anti-immigration, they were pro-nationalist, we cultivated this

>>126775342
Incredible album.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dEzKwhRIRY

Varg is a genius

>>126778389
>>126778389
>>126778389
NEW

>>126777712
Absolute retard.