Thread 126784876

Der Stürmer edition

Previously on /metal/: >>126778389

Artist: Darkthrone
Album: Panzerfaust
Song: Beholding The Throne of Might

>And destruction upon the holy man
>Who hails a jew

>>126784880
Varg Vikernes about the Early Norwegian Scene gathering in Helvete(direct quotation):

>Turns out that, pretty much everybody were so-called "racist", they were anti-immigration, they were pro-nationalist, we cultivated this

Melodic grindcore

Bones is better than Varg

>>126784902
Not metal.

Blasting

Pozzy Osbourne will make so much money from his scam retirement show

>>126784920
disgusting, letting that toxo demon go whereever it pleases. 3rd world country obviously

>>126784940
you just cant contain your desire to discriminate

Entombed, Dismember, the list goes on...

Mayhem, Darkthrone, the list goes on

What do you guys listen to besides metal?

>>126784933
the new Valdrin EP
bit different than last year's hit record

>>126785163
neofolk, IDM, garage/psych/prog, some less conventional female singer-songwriters

>>126785163
Boob Queerlan sucks

>>126784973
>>126785054
>t.

ONCE
THE WAR
STARTED

>>126785163
Medtner
Scriabin
Handel
Durufle
Faure
Enya
Francious Hardy
Luciano Pavarotti
Machine Girl
Purity Filter
Seba
Polyphia

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhsD1MeQaXM

^Yikes, homo alert!

DOES THE SYSTEM
DOES THE SYSTEM
DOES THE SYSTEM WORK

>>126784890
>>126784920
>Off-topic; all images and discussion should pertain to music, artists, and instruments.

>>126785260
>Medtner
>Scriabin
>Handel
>Durufle
>Faure
Based
>rest
Garbo. Pop.

Punched a wheelchair guy in the face at the Metallica gig for taking up too much space. They should ban those cripples from rock shows I reckons

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDKLFe-Er-8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7PhJij2XvY

what I need in life:
>women with huge tits
>discharge and every single copycat band

>>126785163
Goth rock and synthwave

>>126785163
Post-Punk, 60s psychedelia and garage, noise rock, techno

>>126785314
>Garbo. Pop.
Yet metal is pop music, so why are you here? In fact I would argue something like Enya to be far more complex and worthwhile than basically 99.99% of metal bands. She studied classical music, while popslopping metaltards shit out tremolotrite and power chord nonsense for idiots. In fact as a whole I imagine new age musicians to have three times the talent of metal, so again I ask, what are you doing here?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5vdZKGiDiE

Also you embarrass yourself by not even recognizing Luciano.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DygE8vlcU4Y

>>126785419
>what are you doing here?
Responding to your post. Enya is pop still garbo.

>>126785439
Boring post.

Enya is a trans catlady

>>126785260
>>126785419
Will you stop larping? We kniw you're not him

Kpop is for transvestite secretaries who live in Germany and wish they were women.

>>126785419
Enya lives in a castle and she waits for you to make her Orinoco flow, if you catch my drift...

>>126785455
/Shhreddit/ pattern recognition strikes again.

>>126785457
Correct.

Adam Kalmbach is a genius.

Anal Cumbath is a whoreson

>>126785482
>KalmBACH
Well of course he is

>>126785463
Shes living proof that not all women are bad.

Gives no interviews because journalism is subhuman filth
Doesn't even play live yet sold millions of albums
Has no provocative pictures of herself
Makes and writes all her own music
Musically talented to dominate her genre
Speaks with incredible intelligence, elegance, and grace
Lives in a literal castle she owns

Has there ever been a more perfect woman?

>>126785482
Correct.

Kpop idols are talentless companywhores that don't make any music.

>>126784995
Based

Enya is a childless catlady that you are only allowed to like if your parents died in 9/11.

Trannypopper is a childless transvestite that no one is allowed to like

>>126785573
kek, true shit

I bet I'll come back to /shreddiit/ in a decade and ol Troony will still be here on 4cuck spamming 16 hours a day, the luxury of a childless forever single German tranner: spending your life talking about diapers and asian women you'll never be or have sex with.

Loving Every Laugh!

power chord caviar with tremolotruffles

Linus > Hector

>>126785642
Thank you secretary hambug

>>126785641
>tremolotruffles
Alright ya got a laugh out of me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYHxGBH6o4M

THAT GIRL'S ALRIGHT WITH MEEEEEEE

>>126784933
Last blast before I'm out, this general really is on its last legs. Surprised Ratthew isn't here spamming alongside Troony, must be busy with his usual "appointment" with his father kek.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4RTBCyRPSo

>>126785624
Calling someone childless as an insult feels really out of left field here. congrats anyways hecky. dont let them use 4chan

>>126785774
Considering that Troony just used it as an insult minutes ago, its not very "out of left field" is it? Not only that, but xhe prides xherself on being a complete and utter normalfag, except xhes a failed childless loser that spends xer manchild life obsessed with asian idols and going to metalshows for garbage bands solely so xhe doesn't have time by xheself to self reflect that her life is nothing more than spamming a spiritually dead general 16 hours a day.

Ehnahre

>>126785795
desu I saw the bongman pic and didnt even bother reading the post, you're right, he did bring it up first. I thought you knocked up a whore in your absense.

>>126785833
Cringe post

>Last blast before I'm out
>keeps posting
Liquid Hector may have forgotten to change the filenames of the pics he grabbed from desuarchive to their originals, but he otherwise does a convincing Solid Hector impersonation.

>>126785852
>Liquid Hector
KEK

NSBM sounds like shit

>>126785907
It's not that it sounds like shit, it just sounds very mid like 95% of black metal but then incels try and elevate it like it's something better than it actually is.

>>126785833
Based post

>>126785923
Correct.

NSBM reigns supreme

>>126785960
Maybe on planet genius

>>126785163
I don't. Metal only.

Bump.

Let shreddit die.

THERMONUCLEAR DEVASTATION OF THE PLANET EARTH

Something to think about tonight, bros.

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1750504234809815.mp4

>>126786647
NHH

>>126786647
>>126786686
Based so based Hails from Brazil

>>126786647
>>126786686
>>126786709
Hails from Mexico

>>126786776
buy and and post yourself wearing it, you won't

>>126786647
INHERENTLY.

Kill yourselves

Pat yourselves on the back

>>126787043
the angery post

US enters war with Iran

Dave Mustaine wrote Load

>>126787176
lie friendo

>>126787194
thank you AIjeetsister

>>126787206
what is AIjeet

>Banner better than Death
What does this mean

>>126787220
Saar

>>126787232
i'm not from india

Chuck Schuldiner died of pneumonia

>>126787253
...related complications with AIDS as a contributing factor

just knocked out a guy for wearing kultur merch at a gig, don't care if he's racist, just dont like spammers.
Kultur = band for indian spammers

Thoughts?

>>126787298
Better than Kultur

i fuckin love seigneur voland

>>126785163
dadrock
prog
synth
classical

>>126785163
lucifer luscious violenoue

>>126785163
>listening to anything beside metal
not metal.

>>126785163
classic rock, prog rock, alternative rock, some more tasteful female pop

>>126784876 (OP)
BEING BROWN
A FATE WORSE THAN DEATH

>>126787227
It means being brown is a fate worse than death.

loving every laugh

>>126784876 (OP)
better than the simp editions

Heartwork is a genius album.

>>126787699
>Jessie Ware
I'm a sucker for nu-disco too

>>126784933
>occult rock neo-folk avant-garde dark ambient death-industrial
well then
https://puppemagnetik.bandcamp.com/album/laudans-deum

>>126784933
baldtunes

>>126784933
This album is great to fall asleep to. Not a bad thing bt w.

Anal cunt is a state of mind that makes total sense to some. Seth Putnam is a genius and a poet

>>126787916
More like a penis album

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPP9jX60wnM

@ 3:48 , thats what pure kino metalcore sounds like

>>126788560
i wish more stuff sounded like morbid florist, they were unironically locked in on that one

omega dissonant horror brutal atmospheric death metal from kangaroo country...........

do you like portal outre???????????? wish there was more portal??????? this is basically portal if the production was EVEN LESS COMPREHENSIBLE

sometimes you may not even hear one (1) note for several seconds

https://profoundlorerecords.bandcamp.com/album/relentless-execution-of-ceremonial-excrescence

>>126788662
ZOMG SO ABYSSAL

>>126788593
The mixing on that one is great and radio hit is one of my favorites but it still has noise bullshit on it. Defenders of the hate is peak AC and I’d happily recommend it to anyone that likes grind or has clicked with any AC sounding stuff

https://youtu.be/V71yOawE1eA?si=cZDhLAnz5FPbOAGW

New AOTYSF has just arrive

Suggestions for big bunda metal?

Good morning losers

Entombed - Left Hand Path

>>126788725
listening

>>126789273
Correct.

I just roke up

Entombed, Dismember, the list goes on

>>126789486
The list of boring shit

Why is Grindcore allowed here? It`s not Metal.

THIS IS NOT A LOVE SONG
THIS IS NOT A LOVE SONG
I DON'T SPEAK MY MOTHER TONGUE
NO THIS IS NOT A LOVE SONG

>>126789522
We're all living in Amerika.

>>126789512
neither is 95% of posts

Defeated Sanity

>>126789542
Intriguing.

What is the best NSBM album?

>>126789552
Graveland - Thousand swords

>>126789552
OP's pic.

Do Pantera have any songs similar to Cemetery Gates?

>>126787166
>we're so high brow we won't even put any text on our cover
Just put it in a minimal font if you think logos look to tacky, prissy

>>126789551
Its pretty cool so far, a bit like Acherontas

>>126789594
it's 2025, diapershitters need to get with the times. Band and album name go on the spine of the CD case

>>126787925
Pyrrhon is a good band name. Underrated philosopher.

>>126789552
Objectively speaking, Kultur is greatest album of all time. Whether or not it's NSBM/chud we can't really know. But it would be the greatest of all time even if it was queer LGBT+ supporting RABM because substantially and musically nothing beats it.

>>126789616
Musicianship is passable but brings nothing new to the table.

>>126789616
LMAOOO the kulturtard finally coming out (even if everyone already knew)

>>126789601
Post spines instead of inlays then

Do people still download music? Streaming took over.

Mocking the Philanthropist

>>126787285
Correct.

>>126789636
The same amount of data still goes thru your network so you had might as well keep it.

Whenever I tell people I'm a digital pirate because I'd rather have the actual files, they will always predictably say, "but you can download music on Spotify" and I'll have to take a deep breath and explain to them why mp3s and FLACs using a media player is different from Spotify saving locked proprietary data on my device. The problem isn't dead zones where my mobile data may not work, the point is posterity. I don't want to have to rely on one evil megacorp to listen to one rare thing that they might pull from their service at any time. I want to be able to put shit onto a hard drive and save it for years. At this point what I'm saying will have long past gone over the head of whoever I happen to be explaining this to.

Cool story Linus

>>126789708
makes sense to me

>>126789708
It's better that people stay dumb. All the evils of this world are because making it easy for retards to do things

>>126789713
The name is Lester actually

>download albums and keep them forever
>download from Spotify and risk losing access at any time

Is this band worth listening to

>>126789999
>weebshit

>>126789999
I THINK KODAMA IS PRETTY GOOD
But Souvenirs D'un Autre Monde is their best work

>>126789999
They are ok despite being kinda faggy

>>126790019
For me it's Spiritual Instinct.

>>126790019
erm... this is not Alcest?

>>126790046
wait it's not Kodama?

my metal? black
my coffee? black
my car? black
my hair? black
my clothes? black
my skin? black

>>126790053
this is Kodama
honestly it's very similar, easy mistake to make

>>126790058
men i'm into? you guessed it

>>126790058
my bank account?
> :(

>>126790024
Same. I made sure to get a Spiritual Instinct shirt when I saw them live earlier this year.

Better than I expected but still mediocre. A lot more Nu/funk metal sounding than Tonight the Stars Revolt, pretty tight band. They just hadn't cracked the code yet.

>>126784933


>>126786640
That album is basically thrash Discharge, good shit

coworker metal?
slipknot, system of a down, tool. who else?

>>126790510
Ghost, sleep token

>>126790510
anything popular

>>126788062
oh is that what they call it? makes sense. i'll have to look into that now. i like the mature and sensual sound. i would have previously called the style "adult contemporary".

What is, in (You)r opinion, the normiest metal album of all time? not necesarily bad or overrated, just the most overexposed that even your grandma knows by name.

Pic very much related.

>>126790627
>Pic very much related.
I have no idea how guys like you think MoP is overexposed when The Black Album exists.
My grandparents will not know about Master of Puppets or Battery. They will know Enter Sandman.

>>126790627
oops wrong pic

>>126790627
Paranoid, Masters of Reality, that, Black Album, and Ride the Lightning, Number of the Beast, British Steel, Blizzard of Ozz
essential normiecore

>>126790654
>>126790657
hivemind

lol not familiar with hardcore punk at all, only listened to a few things like some minor threat, black flag. not super familiar with thrash or black metal though have gotten into some old school stuff relatively recently.

But was watching live shows of this hardcore punk band called scowl before they started doing poppy stuff.

And I realized ... even though they are hardcore punk, if this was a bunch of dudes in all black and long hair i would have just thought this was like thrash or even black metal in some bits. Makes me realize I cant really tell the difference between hardcore punk and metal just by sound alone. Just adds evidence to fact there isn't really genres. There isn't really metal or punk. Its just loud rock. Some is slower, some faster, some noisier, some poppier. A lot of the differences are arbitrary aesthetics or ideology or lyrical themes.

>>126790627
>>126790661
With a lot of these I don't think normies will even know the "albums" really, just the singles.
I bet the average normie has no idea what British Steel is outside of specific tracks from it.

>>126790667
I feel like this was copy and pasted from plebbit for cheap bait.

>>126790667
>Makes me realize I cant really tell the difference between hardcore punk and metal just by sound alone
That's your problem

>I cant really tell the difference between hardcore punk and metal
hm...

>>126790681
this

>>126790671
a popular single that everyone knows is enough for a lot of normies to have bought the album
lotta people bought the black album for Enter Sandman, Nothing Else Matters, and Unforgiven, and then got told by "real metalheads" that MOP is the best Metallica Album so many of them bought that too.
I'd know I did that myself when I was a kid.
Black Album and Metallica in general was literally my on ramp to metal

For me, it's Ride the Lightning.

>>126790702
Maybe yeah, I don't think it applies to a lot of normies nowadays though. Buying albums kinda died the moment iTunes kicked off.
Give it another generation or two and it'll be even less widespread with streaming.

>>126788725
>deathcoresque zoomer wankery

My ramp to metal was Avenged Sevenfold

>>126790654
>>126790657
>>126790661
>The Black Album
The keyword was "metal"

>>126790683
>>126790682
>>126790683

Maybe its just this band and i havent listened to enough thrash / black metal and / or hardcore punk.

>>126790738
Metal and hardcore punk have influenced each other a lot and there is a lot of crossover, so I don't blame you for confusing them.
But yes if you listen to more you should be able to tell the difference

>>126790729
that just says you're younger, I bet a lot of people younger than me got into metal through nu metal and then metalcore in the late 90's and 2000's respectively.
Black Album was my first metal album largely cause of just timing.
I forgot to mention Pantera but they're pretty normiecore too.

Days without shreddit obsessing over diaper tourism

Only Slayers first two albums matter.

Quick lets obsess over dissoslop regardless of the quality (which is usually mediocre outside of a few actually good albums)

>>126790748
incestuous relationship that drives the evolution of each other.
Without hardcore punk we wouldn't have thrash or any extreme metal.

Possessed - Seven Churches

>>126789999
It's good but maybe I just like japanese girl on cover

>>126790786
Unfortunately, a lot of people I know that "got into metal" never got past the nu metal stage so they only really listen to Slipknot and Korn.

>>126790845
The people I knew, even if they did get past "numetal" they'd then just stop at metalcore or other more pop/radio oriented metal.

This is a black and death metal general

Nu metal mogs your dissodiaperdisasters.

>>126784892
i really like it. melodic goregrind. but at times its just melodic black metal

>>126790859
ermm... but it says /metal/ on the title?

daily reminder that suffocation mogs your favorite band
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lboS-VbTMF0

Ok, I'm awake, you can now discuss metal.

Hoooly shit

>>126790894
Suffocation ruined metal

Suffocation, Incantation and Immolation might as well be refered to as "blandcore" Unremarkable, middle of the road metal only fit to be background music.

>>126790803
Neat analogy, and based -core debt acknowledgement.
On days when every single new band I've checked out ends up sucking, I feel it's more like
>Driving evolution in that only the offspring with the fewest/least crippling deformities survive
but I realize that's needlessly pessimistic.

126790920
126790948
you need to try harder than that for a (you)

You know what makes good background music? Sunn O))

>>126784933
>has a member named Ringo
>he's the vocalist

Incantation - Onward to Golgotha

>>126791035
Sunn O)) is high IQ music while Suckongaytion is geriatric pampers squashing sounds.

>>126791044
>guy named Ringo isn't the drummer
literally unlistenable

>>126790904
>can
like when a kid asks their teacher "can I go to the bathroom?" and they're like "I dunno, CAN you?"

>>126791065
may i?

>>126791063
Ringo's drumming is unlistenable though

Anyone remember Effigybro?
Me neither

Florida > New York > Finland > Sweden

>>126791092
Not looking too good there Yeji

>>126791094
are you ranking them by average waistline size?

getting rid of the ip counter was a big mistake

Gorguts - Obscura

>>126784933
why didn't you tell me a good Impaler exists?

>>126790627
Very good album. Everyone did a fine job, Cliff was at the peak of his powers. The production is iffy but pretty much as good as 80s metal gets. Orion is a work of genius. Overrated for sure, but deserving of love.
>>126790657
The most overhated album ever. Probably because it's so obviously the peak of Metallica.

>MoP is overrated
>The Black Album is overhated
>its also the peak btw
I remember when people tried with their bait.

>>126791196
oldfag?

>>126791166
monumental album

>>126791196
he's right doe. only child-brained autistics still screech about metallica "selling out"

>>126790894
dying fetus is even better

please put more effort into your posts, thanks.

>>126791189
BA is boring as fuck lmao. not the worst thing in the world tho

>>126790894
>quintessentially American
A new La Creatura meme could be made using all their faces.

Blaze > Moon > Hunger

>>126791230
mid

>>126791255
incorrect
their worst song is at least 8/10

>>126791254
Yeah, a stoners evening

I just want to remind everyone that Chuck wasn't gay. He himself told me he was straight while sucking my cock back in '87

>>126791254
ermmm.. other way around?

>>126791242
here's another (You) for ya little dude because i can tell you are assblasted beyond belief and you think by passive aggressively replying (highly estrogenic behavior btw) that you're getting a leg up somehow.

>>126791293
you sound way more assblasted chief

metal for when it's so fucking hot outside?

Dissobros are the most chill metal listeners

>>126791073
Yes. Fucking DESTROY that toilet.
Also I'm glad we MAY discuss metal now that Anon is awake.

>>126791330
extreme cold weather

>>126791315
i'm daydrinking and chillin like a villain sis. couldn't be more relaxed.

>>126791272
heh

>>126790046
>>126790893
>>126790893
Smells kinda shrimpy in here. Crustacean metal for this feel?

>>126791332
see no dissonance
speak no dissonance
hear no consonance

Alcest? More like Incest haha

Der Sturmer more like Hurr Durr-mer

>>126791383
ermmm... if you know you knwo

>>126789616
Correct.

Immolation? More like Ugly Bastard Futanari Inflation hahaha

>>126791242
I saw this anon shitposting in the /metal/ general yesterday. I asked him to put more effort into his posts. He replied “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could type was “Huh?” but he started spamming
>huh?
with different pictures of neckbeards wearing hats and/or glasses.
I scrolled down and continued posting, and he continued to greentext my posts with very unflattering images. When the thread hit 308 posts I saw him trying to make a new one with a picture of an Insta-thot and no link to the previous thread or pastebin.
The janny was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Anon, you need to wait for the bump limit.” At first he kept pretending to be busy blasting Kaevum and not see her message, but eventually deleted his thread.
When she gave him a warning, he posted "Hi janny" in the new thread and demanded a (You) “to prevent any modclique infetterence,” and then replied to me with a webm of some K-pop girl winking. I don’t even think that’s a word. After janny ignored him, he started posting YouTube videos of beatdown hardcore.

>>126791417
I'm lost. Let's see...
Jews don't eat shellfish, right? Is that relevant?

>>126791562
Heil Thompson

I saw this anon shitposting in the /metal/ general yesterday. I asked him to put more effort into his posts. He replied “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could type was “Huh?” but he started spamming
>huh?
with different pictures of neckbeards wearing hats and/or glasses.
I scrolled down and continued posting, and he continued to greentext my posts with very unflattering images. When the thread hit 308 posts I saw him trying to make a new one with a picture of an Insta-thot and no link to the previous thread or pastebin.
The janny was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Anon, you need to wait for the bump limit.” At first he kept pretending to be busy blasting Kaevum and not see her message, but eventually deleted his thread.
When she gave him a warning, he posted "Hi janny" in the new thread and demanded a (You) “to prevent any modclique infetterence,” and then replied to me with a webm of some K-pop girl winking. I don’t even think that’s a word. After janny ignored him, he started posting YouTube videos of beatdown hardcore.

>>126791533
ermm.. I don't fucking know what jews eat, but you sure seem to think a lot about them.

and as for the RIP post... ermm.. I was thinking "Crust in Peace" lol

>>126791495
No I say "fuck off janny" when xhe gives me a warning, then I say "hi janny" when xhe tells me i'm a schizo and to take meds

Kill yourselves.

Grand Belial's Key

>>126791593
time to take you meds

>>126791612
thank you simpsister

>>126791621
Not a simp but women do simp for me, correct

>>126791592
ohhh
I confess the jewpost was bait
clearly I've been here too long

>>126791593
you're a schizo

>>126790988
that is definitely another layer to the metaphor, retarded babies like metalcore.

Metal peaked with ZZ Top

Gorgoroth - Antichrist

>>126791733
HEIL

if you are not left handed, you are a poser
shrimple as

Whenever you have a post to make but think the people in here are too stupid we have another thread going on over here >>126725064

>>126791773
btw i'm not Linus

>>126791773
>we have another thread going on over here
It had one post in the last 8 hours and it was (you)
I like the thread as a concept mate but it dies every time, or just shambles along

Metal to take a nap to?

>>126791793
drone

>>126791781
>I like the thread as a concept mate but it dies every time
same thing happened to the hardcore punk threads, I really miss those.

>>126791781
There are generals on other boards that last weeks even months. Shambling along isn't all bad.

>>126791798
/core/ always gave me recs and actually wasnt always dead, it just never survived past the first instance

>>126791800
i dunno it usually means no one posts as they cant be assed to like check on threads every now and then so they assume it stays dead

Freezing Moon

>>126791810
People just want the quick dopamine (You). They don't post because they know no one is around to reply in the next 5 minutes.

>>126791828
Holy shit you're right.

>>126791863
Holy shit you're a rat

>>126791828
I can wait more than 5 minutes mate, but when it's like a few hours I just assume the thread is well on its way to death and stop looking.

>>126791810
The problem is that /mu/ is too fast of a board for niche topics and it's also not uncommon to be flooded with bait/troll threads that sweep the slower threads. And /mu/ isn't even 4chins' fastest board, /v/, /a/ and /b/ are blazing fast.

>>126791880
>>126791880
>>126791880

>>126791773
So OP can tell me eloquently why the band I'm *listenan to* doesn't belong in his thread? Fuck that.

I WILL NOT EAT WHAT I DETEST
WHAT I DETEST IS FECES