Der Stรผrmer edition
Previously on /metal/:
>>126778389
Artist: Darkthrone
Album: Panzerfaust
Song: Beholding The Throne of Might
>And destruction upon the holy man
>Who hails a jew
>>126784880Varg Vikernes about the Early Norwegian Scene gathering in Helvete(direct quotation):
>Turns out that, pretty much everybody were so-called "racist", they were anti-immigration, they were pro-nationalist, we cultivated this
Bones is better than Varg
Pozzy Osbourne will make so much money from his scam retirement show
>>126784920disgusting, letting that toxo demon go whereever it pleases. 3rd world country obviously
>disgusting, letting that toxo demon go whereever it pleases. 3rd world country obviously
>>126784940you just cant contain your desire to discriminate
Entombed, Dismember, the list goes on...
Mayhem, Darkthrone, the list goes on
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1t5hXT9Suc
What do you guys listen to besides metal?
>>126784933the new Valdrin EP
bit different than last year's hit record
>>126785163neofolk, IDM, garage/psych/prog, some less conventional female singer-songwriters
>>126785163Boob Queerlan sucks
>>126785163Medtner
Scriabin
Handel
Durufle
Faure
Enya
Francious Hardy
Luciano Pavarotti
Machine Girl
Purity Filter
Seba
Polyphia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhsD1MeQaXM
DOES THE SYSTEM
DOES THE SYSTEM
DOES THE SYSTEM WORK
>>126784890>>126784920>Off-topic; all images and discussion should pertain to music, artists, and instruments.
>>126785260>Medtner>Scriabin>Handel>Durufle>FaureBased
>restGarbo. Pop.
Punched a wheelchair guy in the face at the Metallica gig for taking up too much space. They should ban those cripples from rock shows I reckons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDKLFe-Er-8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7PhJij2XvY
what I need in life:
>women with huge tits
>discharge and every single copycat band
>>126785163Goth rock and synthwave
>>126785163Post-Punk, 60s psychedelia and garage, noise rock, techno
>>126785314>Garbo. Pop.Yet metal is pop music, so why are you here? In fact I would argue something like Enya to be far more complex and worthwhile than basically 99.99% of metal bands. She studied classical music, while popslopping metaltards shit out tremolotrite and power chord nonsense for idiots. In fact as a whole I imagine new age musicians to have three times the talent of metal, so again I ask, what are you doing here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5vdZKGiDiE
Also you embarrass yourself by not even recognizing Luciano.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DygE8vlcU4Y
>>126785419>what are you doing here?Responding to your post. Enya is pop still garbo.
>>126785260>>126785419Will you stop larping? We kniw you're not him
Kpop is for transvestite secretaries who live in Germany and wish they were women.
>>126785419Enya lives in a castle and she waits for you to make her Orinoco flow, if you catch my drift...
>>126785455/Shhreddit/ pattern recognition strikes again.
Adam Kalmbach is a genius.
Anal Cumbath is a whoreson
>>126785482>KalmBACHWell of course he is
>>126785463Shes living proof that not all women are bad.
Gives no interviews because journalism is subhuman filth
Doesn't even play live yet sold millions of albums
Has no provocative pictures of herself
Makes and writes all her own music
Musically talented to dominate her genre
Speaks with incredible intelligence, elegance, and grace
Lives in a literal castle she owns
Has there ever been a more perfect woman?
>>126785482Correct.
Kpop idols are talentless companywhores that don't make any music.
Enya is a childless catlady that you are only allowed to like if your parents died in 9/11.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjiTzVyXRFE
Trannypopper is a childless transvestite that no one is allowed to like
>>126785573kek, true shit
I bet I'll come back to /shreddiit/ in a decade and ol Troony will still be here on 4cuck spamming 16 hours a day, the luxury of a childless forever single German tranner: spending your life talking about diapers and asian women you'll never be or have sex with.
Loving Every Laugh!
power chord caviar with tremolotruffles
>>126785642Thank you secretary hambug
>>126785641>tremolotrufflesAlright ya got a laugh out of me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fVE8kSM43I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYHxGBH6o4M
THAT GIRL'S ALRIGHT WITH MEEEEEEE
>>126784933Last blast before I'm out, this general really is on its last legs. Surprised Ratthew isn't here spamming alongside Troony, must be busy with his usual "appointment" with his father kek.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4RTBCyRPSo
>>126785624Calling someone childless as an insult feels really out of left field here. congrats anyways hecky. dont let them use 4chan
>>126785774Considering that Troony just used it as an insult minutes ago, its not very "out of left field" is it? Not only that, but xhe prides xherself on being a complete and utter normalfag, except xhes a failed childless loser that spends xer manchild life obsessed with asian idols and going to metalshows for garbage bands solely so xhe doesn't have time by xheself to self reflect that her life is nothing more than spamming a spiritually dead general 16 hours a day.
>>126785795desu I saw the bongman pic and didnt even bother reading the post, you're right, he did bring it up first. I thought you knocked up a whore in your absense.
>Last blast before I'm out
>keeps posting
Liquid Hector may have forgotten to change the filenames of the pics he grabbed from desuarchive to their originals, but he otherwise does a convincing Solid Hector impersonation.
>>126785852>Liquid HectorKEK
>>126785907It's not that it sounds like shit, it just sounds very mid like 95% of black metal but then incels try and elevate it like it's something better than it actually is.
>>126785960Maybe on planet genius
>>126785163I don't. Metal only.
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THERMONUCLEAR DEVASTATION OF THE PLANET EARTH
Something to think about tonight, bros.
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1750504234809815.mp4
>>126786647>>126786686Based so based Hails from Brazil
>>126786776buy and and post yourself wearing it, you won't
x6V
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Pat yourselves on the back
>>126787043the angery post
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>>126787194thank you AIjeetsister
>>126787206what is AIjeet
>Banner better than Death
What does this mean
>>126787232 i'm not from india
Chuck Schuldiner died of pneumonia
>>126787253...related complications with AIDS as a contributing factor
just knocked out a guy for wearing kultur merch at a gig, don't care if he's racist, just dont like spammers.
Kultur = band for indian spammers
>>126787298Better than Kultur
i fuckin love seigneur voland
>>126785163dadrock
prog
synth
classical
>>126785163lucifer luscious violenoue
>>126785163>listening to anything beside metalnot metal.
>>126785163classic rock, prog rock, alternative rock, some more tasteful female pop
>>126784876 (OP)BEING BROWN
A FATE WORSE THAN DEATH
>>126787227It means being brown is a fate worse than death.
>>126784876 (OP)better than the simp editions
Heartwork is a genius album.
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>>126787699>Jessie WareI'm a sucker for nu-disco too
>>126784933>occult rock neo-folk avant-garde dark ambient death-industrialwell then
https://puppemagnetik.bandcamp.com/album/laudans-deum
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>>126784933This album is great to fall asleep to. Not a bad thing bt w.
Anal cunt is a state of mind that makes total sense to some. Seth Putnam is a genius and a poet
>>126787916More like a penis album
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPP9jX60wnM
@ 3:48 , thats what pure kino metalcore sounds like
>>126788560i wish more stuff sounded like morbid florist, they were unironically locked in on that one
omega dissonant horror brutal atmospheric death metal from kangaroo country...........
do you like portal outre???????????? wish there was more portal??????? this is basically portal if the production was EVEN LESS COMPREHENSIBLE
sometimes you may not even hear one (1) note for several seconds
https://profoundlorerecords.bandcamp.com/album/relentless-execution-of-ceremonial-excrescence
>>126788662ZOMG SO ABYSSAL
>>126788593The mixing on that one is great and radio hit is one of my favorites but it still has noise bullshit on it. Defenders of the hate is peak AC and Iโd happily recommend it to anyone that likes grind or has clicked with any AC sounding stuff
https://youtu.be/V71yOawE1eA?si=cZDhLAnz5FPbOAGW
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New AOTYSF has just arrive
Suggestions for big bunda metal?
Entombed - Left Hand Path
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Entombed, Dismember, the list goes on
>>126789486The list of boring shit
Why is Grindcore allowed here? It`s not Metal.
THIS IS NOT A LOVE SONG
THIS IS NOT A LOVE SONG
I DON'T SPEAK MY MOTHER TONGUE
NO THIS IS NOT A LOVE SONG
>>126789522We're all living in Amerika.
>>126789512neither is 95% of posts
What is the best NSBM album?
>>126789552Graveland - Thousand swords
Do Pantera have any songs similar to Cemetery Gates?
>>126787166>we're so high brow we won't even put any text on our coverJust put it in a minimal font if you think logos look to tacky, prissy
>>126789551Its pretty cool so far, a bit like Acherontas
>>126789594it's 2025, diapershitters need to get with the times. Band and album name go on the spine of the CD case
>>126787925Pyrrhon is a good band name. Underrated philosopher.
>>126789552Objectively speaking, Kultur is greatest album of all time. Whether or not it's NSBM/chud we can't really know. But it would be the greatest of all time even if it was queer LGBT+ supporting RABM because substantially and musically nothing beats it.
>>126789616Musicianship is passable but brings nothing new to the table.
>>126789616LMAOOO the kulturtard finally coming out (even if everyone already knew)
>>126789601Post spines instead of inlays then
Do people still download music? Streaming took over.
Mocking the Philanthropist
>>126789636The same amount of data still goes thru your network so you had might as well keep it.
Whenever I tell people I'm a digital pirate because I'd rather have the actual files, they will always predictably say, "but you can download music on Spotify" and I'll have to take a deep breath and explain to them why mp3s and FLACs using a media player is different from Spotify saving locked proprietary data on my device. The problem isn't dead zones where my mobile data may not work, the point is posterity. I don't want to have to rely on one evil megacorp to listen to one rare thing that they might pull from their service at any time. I want to be able to put shit onto a hard drive and save it for years. At this point what I'm saying will have long past gone over the head of whoever I happen to be explaining this to.
>>126789708makes sense to me
>>126789708It's better that people stay dumb. All the evils of this world are because making it easy for retards to do things
>>126789713The name is Lester actually
>download albums and keep them forever
>download from Spotify and risk losing access at any time
Is this band worth listening to
>>126789999I THINK KODAMA IS PRETTY GOOD
But Souvenirs D'un Autre Monde is their best work
>>126789999They are ok despite being kinda faggy
>>126790019For me it's Spiritual Instinct.
>>126790019erm... this is not Alcest?
>>126790046wait it's not Kodama?
my metal? black
my coffee? black
my car? black
my hair? black
my clothes? black
my skin? black
>>126790053this is Kodama
honestly it's very similar, easy mistake to make
>>126790058men i'm into? you guessed it
>>126790058my bank account?
> :(
>>126790024Same. I made sure to get a Spiritual Instinct shirt when I saw them live earlier this year.
Better than I expected but still mediocre. A lot more Nu/funk metal sounding than Tonight the Stars Revolt, pretty tight band. They just hadn't cracked the code yet.
>>126784933>>126786640That album is basically thrash Discharge, good shit
coworker metal?
slipknot, system of a down, tool. who else?
>>126790510Ghost, sleep token
>>126790510anything popular
>>126788062oh is that what they call it? makes sense. i'll have to look into that now. i like the mature and sensual sound. i would have previously called the style "adult contemporary".
What is, in (You)r opinion, the normiest metal album of all time? not necesarily bad or overrated, just the most overexposed that even your grandma knows by name.
Pic very much related.
>>126790627>Pic very much related.I have no idea how guys like you think MoP is overexposed when The Black Album exists.
My grandparents will not know about Master of Puppets or Battery. They will know Enter Sandman.
>>126790627oops wrong pic
>>126790627Paranoid, Masters of Reality, that, Black Album, and Ride the Lightning, Number of the Beast, British Steel, Blizzard of Ozz
essential normiecore
lol not familiar with hardcore punk at all, only listened to a few things like some minor threat, black flag. not super familiar with thrash or black metal though have gotten into some old school stuff relatively recently.
But was watching live shows of this hardcore punk band called scowl before they started doing poppy stuff.
And I realized ... even though they are hardcore punk, if this was a bunch of dudes in all black and long hair i would have just thought this was like thrash or even black metal in some bits. Makes me realize I cant really tell the difference between hardcore punk and metal just by sound alone. Just adds evidence to fact there isn't really genres. There isn't really metal or punk. Its just loud rock. Some is slower, some faster, some noisier, some poppier. A lot of the differences are arbitrary aesthetics or ideology or lyrical themes.
>>126790627>>126790661With a lot of these I don't think normies will even know the "albums" really, just the singles.
I bet the average normie has no idea what British Steel is outside of specific tracks from it.
>>126790667I feel like this was copy and pasted from plebbit for cheap bait.
>>126790667>Makes me realize I cant really tell the difference between hardcore punk and metal just by sound aloneThat's your problem
>I cant really tell the difference between hardcore punk and metal
hm...
>>126790671a popular single that everyone knows is enough for a lot of normies to have bought the album
lotta people bought the black album for Enter Sandman, Nothing Else Matters, and Unforgiven, and then got told by "real metalheads" that MOP is the best Metallica Album so many of them bought that too.
I'd know I did that myself when I was a kid.
Black Album and Metallica in general was literally my on ramp to metal
For me, it's Ride the Lightning.
>>126790702Maybe yeah, I don't think it applies to a lot of normies nowadays though. Buying albums kinda died the moment iTunes kicked off.
Give it another generation or two and it'll be even less widespread with streaming.
>>126788725>deathcoresque zoomer wankery
My ramp to metal was Avenged Sevenfold
>>126790654>>126790657>>126790661>The Black AlbumThe keyword was "metal"
>>126790683>>126790682>>126790683Maybe its just this band and i havent listened to enough thrash / black metal and / or hardcore punk.
>>126790738Metal and hardcore punk have influenced each other a lot and there is a lot of crossover, so I don't blame you for confusing them.
But yes if you listen to more you should be able to tell the difference
>implying the black album isn't metal
>taking the contrarian bait
>"I was just pretending to be retarded."
>>126790729that just says you're younger, I bet a lot of people younger than me got into metal through nu metal and then metalcore in the late 90's and 2000's respectively.
Black Album was my first metal album largely cause of just timing.
I forgot to mention Pantera but they're pretty normiecore too.
Days without shreddit obsessing over diaper tourism
Only Slayers first two albums matter.
Quick lets obsess over dissoslop regardless of the quality (which is usually mediocre outside of a few actually good albums)
>>126790748incestuous relationship that drives the evolution of each other.
Without hardcore punk we wouldn't have thrash or any extreme metal.
Possessed - Seven Churches
>>126789999It's good but maybe I just like japanese girl on cover
>>126790786Unfortunately, a lot of people I know that "got into metal" never got past the nu metal stage so they only really listen to Slipknot and Korn.
>>126790845The people I knew, even if they did get past "numetal" they'd then just stop at metalcore or other more pop/radio oriented metal.
This is a black and death metal general
Nu metal mogs your dissodiaperdisasters.
>>126784892i really like it. melodic goregrind. but at times its just melodic black metal
>>126790859ermm... but it says /metal/ on the title?
daily reminder that suffocation mogs your favorite band
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lboS-VbTMF0
Ok, I'm awake, you can now discuss metal.
>>126790894Suffocation ruined metal
Suffocation, Incantation and Immolation might as well be refered to as "blandcore" Unremarkable, middle of the road metal only fit to be background music.
>>126790803Neat analogy, and based -core debt acknowledgement.
On days when every single new band I've checked out ends up sucking, I feel it's more like
>Driving evolution in that only the offspring with the fewest/least crippling deformities survivebut I realize that's needlessly pessimistic.
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126790948
you need to try harder than that for a (you)
You know what makes good background music? Sunn O))
>>126784933>has a member named Ringo>he's the vocalist
Incantation - Onward to Golgotha
>>126791035Sunn O)) is high IQ music while Suckongaytion is geriatric pampers squashing sounds.
>>126791044>guy named Ringo isn't the drummerliterally unlistenable
>>126790904>canlike when a kid asks their teacher "can I go to the bathroom?" and they're like "I dunno, CAN you?"
>>126791063Ringo's drumming is unlistenable though
Anyone remember Effigybro?
Me neither
Florida > New York > Finland > Sweden
>>126791092Not looking too good there Yeji
>>126791094are you ranking them by average waistline size?
getting rid of the ip counter was a big mistake
>>126784933why didn't you tell me a good Impaler exists?
>>126790627Very good album. Everyone did a fine job, Cliff was at the peak of his powers. The production is iffy but pretty much as good as 80s metal gets. Orion is a work of genius. Overrated for sure, but deserving of love.
>>126790657The most overhated album ever. Probably because it's so obviously the peak of Metallica.
>MoP is overrated
>The Black Album is overhated
>its also the peak btw
I remember when people tried with their bait.
>>126791166monumental album
>>126791196he's right doe. only child-brained autistics still screech about metallica "selling out"
>>126790894dying fetus is even better
please put more effort into your posts, thanks.
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>>126791189BA is boring as fuck lmao. not the worst thing in the world tho
>>126790894>quintessentially AmericanA new La Creatura meme could be made using all their faces.
>>126791255incorrect
their worst song is at least 8/10
>>126791254Yeah, a stoners evening
I just want to remind everyone that Chuck wasn't gay. He himself told me he was straight while sucking my cock back in '87
>>126791254ermmm.. other way around?
>>126791242here's another (You) for ya little dude because i can tell you are assblasted beyond belief and you think by passive aggressively replying (highly estrogenic behavior btw) that you're getting a leg up somehow.
>>126791293you sound way more assblasted chief
metal for when it's so fucking hot outside?
Dissobros are the most chill metal listeners
>>126791073Yes. Fucking DESTROY that toilet.
Also I'm glad we MAY discuss metal now that Anon is awake.
>>126791330extreme cold weather
>>126791315i'm daydrinking and chillin like a villain sis. couldn't be more relaxed.
>>126790046>>126790893>>126790893Smells kinda shrimpy in here. Crustacean metal for this feel?
>>126791332see no dissonance
speak no dissonance
hear no consonance
Alcest? More like Incest haha
Der Sturmer more like Hurr Durr-mer
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>>126791383ermmm... if you know you knwo
Immolation? More like Ugly Bastard Futanari Inflation hahaha
>>126791242I saw this anon shitposting in the /metal/ general yesterday. I asked him to put more effort into his posts. He replied โOh, like youโre doing now?โ I was taken aback, and all I could type was โHuh?โ but he started spamming
>huh?with different pictures of neckbeards wearing hats and/or glasses.
I scrolled down and continued posting, and he continued to greentext my posts with very unflattering images. When the thread hit 308 posts I saw him trying to make a new one with a picture of an Insta-thot and no link to the previous thread or pastebin.
The janny was very nice about it and professional, and was like โAnon, you need to wait for the bump limit.โ At first he kept pretending to be busy blasting Kaevum and not see her message, but eventually deleted his thread.
When she gave him a warning, he posted "Hi janny" in the new thread and demanded a (You) โto prevent any modclique infetterence,โ and then replied to me with a webm of some K-pop girl winking. I donโt even think thatโs a word. After janny ignored him, he started posting YouTube videos of beatdown hardcore.
>>126791417I'm lost. Let's see...
Jews don't eat shellfish, right? Is that relevant?
I saw this anon shitposting in the /metal/ general yesterday. I asked him to put more effort into his posts. He replied โOh, like youโre doing now?โ I was taken aback, and all I could type was โHuh?โ but he started spamming
>huh?
with different pictures of neckbeards wearing hats and/or glasses.
I scrolled down and continued posting, and he continued to greentext my posts with very unflattering images. When the thread hit 308 posts I saw him trying to make a new one with a picture of an Insta-thot and no link to the previous thread or pastebin.
The janny was very nice about it and professional, and was like โAnon, you need to wait for the bump limit.โ At first he kept pretending to be busy blasting Kaevum and not see her message, but eventually deleted his thread.
When she gave him a warning, he posted "Hi janny" in the new thread and demanded a (You) โto prevent any modclique infetterence,โ and then replied to me with a webm of some K-pop girl winking. I donโt even think thatโs a word. After janny ignored him, he started posting YouTube videos of beatdown hardcore.
>>126791533ermm.. I don't fucking know what jews eat, but you sure seem to think a lot about them.
and as for the RIP post... ermm.. I was thinking "Crust in Peace" lol
>>126791495No I say "fuck off janny" when xhe gives me a warning, then I say "hi janny" when xhe tells me i'm a schizo and to take meds
>>126791593time to take you meds
>>126791612thank you simpsister
>When the thread hit 308 posts I saw him trying to make a new one with a picture of an Insta-thot and no link to the previous thread or pastebin.
>>126791621Not a simp but women do simp for me, correct
>>126791592ohhh
I confess the jewpost was bait
clearly I've been here too long
>>126791593you're a schizo
>>126790988that is definitely another layer to the metaphor, retarded babies like metalcore.
if you are not left handed, you are a poser
shrimple as
Whenever you have a post to make but think the people in here are too stupid we have another thread going on over here
>>126725064
>>126791773btw i'm not Linus
>>126791773>we have another thread going on over hereIt had one post in the last 8 hours and it was (you)
I like the thread as a concept mate but it dies every time, or just shambles along
>>126791781>I like the thread as a concept mate but it dies every timesame thing happened to the hardcore punk threads, I really miss those.
>>126791781There are generals on other boards that last weeks even months. Shambling along isn't all bad.
>>126791798/core/ always gave me recs and actually wasnt always dead, it just never survived past the first instance
>>126791800i dunno it usually means no one posts as they cant be assed to like check on threads every now and then so they assume it stays dead
>>126791810People just want the quick dopamine (You). They don't post because they know no one is around to reply in the next 5 minutes.
>>126791828Holy shit you're right.
>>126791863Holy shit you're a rat
>>126791828I can wait more than 5 minutes mate, but when it's like a few hours I just assume the thread is well on its way to death and stop looking.
>>126791810The problem is that /mu/ is too fast of a board for niche topics and it's also not uncommon to be flooded with bait/troll threads that sweep the slower threads. And /mu/ isn't even 4chins' fastest board, /v/, /a/ and /b/ are blazing fast.
>>126791773So OP can tell me eloquently why the band I'm *listenan to* doesn't belong in his thread? Fuck that.
I WILL NOT EAT WHAT I DETEST
WHAT I DETEST IS FECES