>Lana Del Rey hit the wa-ACK

>Zach Top

Patrician taste

>>126789384 (OP)
My perfect trad wife

>>126789384 (OP)
damn that sluts been shooting up Ozempic like a a kensington crackhead

>>126789384 (OP)
Needs to get fat again.

>>126789384 (OP)
If you don't do that thing with your chick when you're driving, and if you're not more tanned than she is, you're gay

>>126789384 (OP)
Why's she got so many moles? Bitch needs to clean herself.

right from the start her face looked like it'd already been shoved through a wall, then repaired by a 75% competent plastic surgeon

I miss fatlana. She looked happy. Now it's just a matter of time until her marriage breaks up.

>>126789956

She looks happiest when she's with me!

>>126789384 (OP)
Happy birthday Lana! We love you!

>>126789384 (OP)
she looks healthier

Wasn’t she about to release an album?

>>126790352
It'll be out when it's out.

Ozempic made her look 50, damn

>>126789384 (OP)
Why every female nowadays have those disgusting bags under their eyes, even teenagers

>>126789384 (OP)
strategically hiding her hairline in this

>>126792316
Too much cooming

>>126789384 (OP)
>goes on ozempic
>marries some bumblefuck hick that drives an airboat
what did Lana mean by this?

>>126789384 (OP)
she won

>>126789384 (OP)
>Lana Del Rey
bitch hit 40 and is going full cryptlord
I give that marriage two years tops

She was really smart to lose weight as fast a possible so she could look pretty for hr 40th birthday. Getting old with decency for women is being skinny.

>>126789384 (OP)
Fuck…. What happened?
>>126790143
>she looks healthier
No she doesn’t, she looks like a bag. Speaking of which, what’s going on under her eyes?
>>126792326
Yeah her forehead is looking taller than usual

I’m taking left over right any day of the week.

>>126794719
If you don't think she looks better on the right, you're allowing your fetish to speak for you

>>126794719
>I’m taking left over right any day of the week.
Nigger taste.