Thread 126815490

Why do zoomers hate The Doors?

Toxic masculinity

millennial here. love classic rock.
the doors are a singles band

Have you ever actually listened to the Doors objectively, putting their legendary status out of your mind? Don't think about how hot Jim Morrison is, just listen to the qualities of his performance. The Doors actually kinda suck for real, like they are a bad, shitty-sounding rock band

>>126815490 (OP)
songs from before the late 70s are just so boring

>>126816189
kinda like the smiths and nirvana, yeah

>>126816189
filtered

>>126815490 (OP)
Since when do they?

>>126816309
The Doors are better than both
t. zoomer

>>126816189
True. Porky Jim wasn't really much of a singer and drowning everything in that circus organ makes their music sound a bit naff.

>>126815490 (OP)
they know that it was a CIA operation

>>126815490 (OP)
i'm a zoom zoom and the doors albums blow their contemporaries out of the water. actual psychedelic, bluesy rock while the beatles are playing around with tape machines and syd barrett is singing about bicycles

*shitty MKUltra circus music starts playing*
>I EAT MORE CHICKEN THAN ANY MAN EVER SEEN
*shitty boomer guitar solo*
>SHE GET HIIIIGH
>SHE GET HIIIIIIIIIIGH
>SHE GET HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH
*shitty ten minute CIA-funded keyboard solo*
>FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
*farts*
*song ends*
wow, truly the GOAT band. Thank you Jim Morrison for your truly groundbreaking """music"""

>>126817112
>>I EAT MORE CHICKEN THAN ANY MAN EVER SEEN
No, he doesnt

>>126817117
It's over for you, Boner

>>126817188
sorry bro, jimbo was a burger man
>"At one point during a lunch break he asked what I was doing, and I told him this medical research thing. He asked if there was a Burger King around there and I said ‘Yeah I’m going back to the hospital, I can give you a ride’. Instead of dropping him off I joined him for lunch.He had two Cheese Whoppers and a malt shake.”

>>126817117
>>126817188
HEE HEE

>>126815490 (OP)
The Doors albums sound like they were recorded in a tiny can. All of those "warm" albums from the 60s and 70s SOUND old. Zoomers are unironic audiophiles even if they aren't conscious of it. No one sits listening to shitty vinyl anymore. Zoomers like Queen because at least the remasters of Queen singles sound fairly crisp and modern and they're listening to this shit on $200 headphones with more powerful computer chips than Apollo 11.

>>126817220
I need to eat more KFC

>>126817263
>here, take this bro

>>126817237
same zoom zoom from above with a schiitstack and $600 headphones and i go out of my way to find vinyl rips. you're probably regardless

>>126816189
Zoomer here, I was first exposed to the Doors over the car radio without knowing who the fuck Jim was and I immediately loved that shit

>>126817716
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>>126817808
i kneel before you, chicken master. Jim "burger king" morrison has nothing on you, boner

>>126817237
only the first album sounded tinny

>>126815490 (OP)
Zoomer here, I prefer windows

>>126817689
Listening to vinyl rips on $600 headphones is just proving my point. That shit was not meant to be listened to on $600 headphones.