lets make this thread better
last thread made me question my gender
>JUNE COMEBACKS
1-15 https://pastebin.com/SjzifT6J
1-15 ARTMS https://youtu.be/J-bEGflpV9k Kiss of Life https://youtu.be/52IyDIMyejQ ITZY https://youtu.be/1KhOhW_O8-k
16 ILLIT https://youtu.be/negtrQu5mTA Kang Daniel https://youtu.be/eMCLXX4KrT0 ALLDAY PROJECT pr https://youtu.be/VjvzYjU1mY0
17 Moon Byul (MAMAMOO) pr https://youtu.be/yKC7JkWl6ig Doeun (YOUNG POSSE) cover https://youtu.be/uJnCAhLZiPY
18 Hearts2Hearts single https://youtu.be/n7kFRxFIPrI Stray Kids jp https://youtu.be/11XJbEuB_P4
19 BIG Naughty X Lee Chanhyuk (AKMU) https://youtu.be/lKrspmmsCOo PARAMETER (Prod. Ollounder) https://youtu.be/UvxZL9S32f8 TWICE ost https://youtu.be/7XRcflf_E0c
20 KATSEYE pr https://youtu.be/CjnB56tSCQI VVUP single https://youtu.be/UG5jR87TtJA Balming Tiger X ATARASHII GAKKO! https://youtu.be/rpcHhLy3waA
23 CRAVITY https://youtu.be/IV6yrrLyhCA Baby DONT Cry https://youtu.be/KEUlytSqlsU ALLDAY PROJECT https://youtu.be/mhKCRnUKp5U LE SSERAFIM jp ost https://youtu.be/v_Zt_8CO6yQ
24 Onew (SHINee) pr https://youtu.be/oG_obuvhJ0M LE SSERAFIM jp rm https://youtu.be/07EmzLOyv5Y
25 fromis_9 https://youtu.be/r1QapH1SIAI
26 H1-KEY https://youtu.be/1NeLQ-Wl5QU
27 aespa https://youtu.be/M2WTUoy4y6E KATSEYE https://youtu.be/-bC4iak3kxg Wonho single https://youtu.be/aY7hdsPoRso
30 ONEUS, MOMOLAND single, IVE jp
>Resources
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Webm Making https://pastebin.com/YUwVnVww
Monthly Polls https://pastebin.com/vjUXD5RZ
also check out the other kpop threads on mu and other boards! >>>/tv/kdrama https://boards.4chan.org/mu/catalog#s=thread%20#
>>126850398many such times
@lisafejerang8189
1 hour ago (edited)
7:19 I love you guys
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@josh6557
1 hour ago
Someone has to make a compilation video of all the time Brennen says โwhatโs up guysโ at the beginning of every video it would be legendary
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@eatwithmarktheshark9659
5 hours ago
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@Bray.vlogs11
8 hours ago (edited)
I tried the takis fries and I really liked them! But I tried the McDonalds chicken strips not the Taco Bell nuggets but I want too and they was okay but I would get them again and love your vids I always canโt wait to watch!
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@jleigh404
7 hours ago
Taking Tequila shots every time he says โif Iโm being honestโ
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Nothing better than Diablo sauce on everything
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@helenbarnett83
2 minutes ago
Garlic mayo is a popular in the uk, mostly in takeaways but u can buy in shops now
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@brittanyhayes5998
8 hours ago
Hi Brennen I love your videos!
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@G_A_F_F_N_E_Y
8 hours ago
Try the new Arbyโs cheesesteak
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i hope kpg has sweet dreams about their waifus
goodnight
>>126850414My beautiful, perfect, and industry mogging wife Ahyeon
>>126850404chimp and j and winty and heejin and miyeon and dayeon should take a pic like this
>>126850412what would your irl friends think of this?
when the hell is newjeans coming back
yeojin depressive angel...
>>126850341she's putting on some weight omo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NeLQ-Wl5QU
i love this so much
someone got the makeup less nminxes?
>>126850422After they lose their case and are forced to pay off their fines
https://shop.republicrecords.com/products/takedown-7-single-from-the-original-motion-picture-kpop-demon-hunters
*adds to cart*
>>126850430tfw no nmixx x minx collab
>>126850439here you go https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-h2nG2_-RPw
>>126850439damn they look pretty cute like this. nmixx really is just built different
>>126850436not good enough it needs to show her tummy at the very least
>>126850439me as sully's phone
>>126850455your life would be hard if you were sullyโs phone
processing all those bubble messages
storing all those nudes of bae
does anyone wanna duet Free from Kpop Demon Hunters with me on discord? you can be jinu
@noranovila
6 hours ago
Do you ever consider how far youtube has come? This channel produces content of far superior quality to anything you'd see on television. And it's one of many videos on YouTube that go the extra mile.
654
> Hey Sonny! Just wanted to say a huge thank you for showing Afghan food and culture on your channel โ it honestly meant a lot to us. Watching you enjoy kabuli palaw, mantu, and all the love from our people made me so happy and proud.
If you ever do another episode about Afghanistan or Afghan food, Iโd love to be part of the video with you someday. That would be a dream come true!
Much love from Afghanistan Youโve always got a friend here!
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@stepbro609
17 hours ago
Sonny should be given an award of some sort! Always showing us different foods and cultures which most of us would never get to see in our lifetime if not for your efforts and sacrifices for
A casual Korean newspaper in Afghanistan at 25:49
@omidamin2889
15 hours ago
9:15 He didnt give u his hand because it wasnt clean enough out of respect he gave u his wrest first
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@mohamedhabashy5764
14 hours ago (edited)
8:47 his hand was dirty so he made you shake his wrist, thats a sign of respect
lol
md5: ad79520f27e38d186f9d7f556a4c792a
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>>126850467bloody phone, it should be meee
>>126850462it's honest work and it's worth it for the benefits
Those groups that renew but have some members leave the company. Did any of those groups ever actually produce regular content after the renewal? As a group, ofc
@noranovila
6 hours ago
Do you ever consider how far youtube has come? This channel produces content of far superior quality to anything you'd see on television. And it's one of many videos on YouTube that go the extra mile.
654
> Hey Sonny! Just wanted to say a huge thank you for showing Afghan food and culture on your channel โ it honestly meant a lot to us. Watching you enjoy kabuli palaw, mantu, and all the love from our people made me so happy and proud.
If you ever do another episode about Afghanistan or Afghan food, Iโd love to be part of the video with you someday. That would be a dream come true!
Much love from Afghanistan Youโve always got a friend here!
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@stepbro609
17 hours ago
Sonny should be given an award of some sort! Always showing us different foods and cultures which most of us would never get to see in our lifetime if not for your efforts and sacrifices for
A casual Korean newspaper in Afghanistan at 25:49
@omidamin2889
15 hours ago
9:15 He didnt give u his hand because it wasnt clean enough out of respect he gave u his wrest first
456
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@mohamedhabashy5764
14 hours ago (edited)
8:47 his hand was dirty so he made you shake his wrist, thats a sign of respect
@noranovila
6 hours ago
Do you ever consider how far youtube has come? This channel produces content of far superior quality to anything you'd see on television. And it's one of many videos on YouTube that go the extra mile.
654
> Hey Sonny! Just wanted to say a huge thank you for showing Afghan food and culture on your channel โ it honestly meant a lot to us. Watching you enjoy kabuli palaw, mantu, and all the love from our people made me so happy and proud.
If you ever do another episode about Afghanistan or Afghan food, Iโd love to be part of the video with you someday. That would be a dream come true!
Much love from Afghanistan Youโve always got a friend here!
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@stepbro609
17 hours ago
Sonny should be given an award of some sort! Always showing us different foods and cultures which most of us would never get to see in our lifetime if not for your efforts and sacrifices for
A casual Korean newspaper in Afghanistan at 25:49
@omidamin2889
15 hours ago
9:15 He didnt give u his hand because it wasnt clean enough out of respect he gave u his wrest first
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@mohamedhabashy5764
14 hours ago (edited)
8:47 his hand was dirty so he made you shake his wrist, thats a sign of respect
>>126850484I am falling in love with jiwoo. please keep posting her all the time
@noranovila
6 hours ago
Do you ever consider how far youtube has come? This channel produces content of far superior quality to anything you'd see on television. And it's one of many videos on YouTube that go the extra mile.
654
> Hey Sonny! Just wanted to say a huge thank you for showing Afghan food and culture on your channel โ it honestly meant a lot to us. Watching you enjoy kabuli palaw, mantu, and all the love from our people made me so happy and proud.
If you ever do another episode about Afghanistan or Afghan food, Iโd love to be part of the video with you someday. That would be a dream come true!
Much love from Afghanistan Youโve always got a friend here!
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@stepbro609
17 hours ago
Sonny should be given an award of some sort! Always showing us different foods and cultures which most of us would never get to see in our lifetime if not for your efforts and sacrifices for
A casual Korean newspaper in Afghanistan at 25:49
@omidamin2889
15 hours ago
9:15 He didnt give u his hand because it wasnt clean enough out of respect he gave u his wrest first
456
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@mohamedhabashy5764
14 hours ago (edited)
8:47 his hand was dirty so he made you shake his wrist, thats a sign of respect
>>126850484looking at stella
>>126850494dirty work was mid and forgettable
>>126850505whats she thinking about
>>126850480loona are the cockroaches who exist solely to answer this question in many different ways instead of just going away
Title: The Great Gas Incident
Once upon a time in the glimmering world of K-pop, the girl group LOONA was preparing for their big performance at the โK-Pop Galaxy Super Festival.โ Every group in the industry was attending, and a spot on the Great Big List of K-pop Legends was at stake.
Backstage, the twelve members were stretching, sipping bubble tea, and doing last-minute vocal warmups. But something strange was in the airโliterally.
Heejin wrinkled her nose. โDid someoneโฆ?โ
Hyunjin pointed at Chuu. โNot me!โ
Chuu gasped, โDon't look at me like that!โ
Yves turned slowly toward the corner, where Go Won was standing stiffly, eyes wide, holding her stomach.
โGo Won,โ Jinsoul whispered, โdid you eat all those kimchi tacos we told you not to eat?โ
Go Won trembled. โโฆThey were calling to me.โ
The room fell silent. Then: PFFFFFT. A sound like a balloon giving up on life.
Silence. Shock. And thenโchaos.
Staff ran in with fans and air fresheners. Other idols evacuated. A journalist fainted. TXTโs Yeonjun tweeted, โwe lost brave soldiers today.โ
The festival committee had no choice.
LOONA still performed flawlessly, but the headlines read:
โLOONAโs Go Won Causes Historic Backstage Evacuation: Kicked Off the K-pop Great Big Listโ
The group huddled around her afterward.
โIโm sorry,โ Go Won sniffled.
โItโs okay,โ Olivia Hye sighed. โHonestly, it was kind of iconic.โ
โI mean,โ said Kim Lip, โnot many people can say they blew their way off the Great Big List.โ
Go Won smiled. And though she was temporarily banned from spicy food and enclosed spaces, fans online trended #FreeGoWon and #JusticeForTheTummyTornado.
And thus, LOONAโs legend only grew largerโif a bit more fragrant.
>>126850507>this diesel shirt isn't the one i had in mind
>>126850490pretty weirdo angel
>>126850463the members say shes a tsundere
>>126850507thinking about what jo yuri is doing right about now
I thought chatgpt was better nowadays
>>126850494irks me that bewave are flying out to spain for a performance but don't get a few days to relax there
also i can't see them since i'll be busy with work
Title: The Great Gas Incident
Once upon a time in the glimmering world of K-pop, the girl group LOONA was preparing for their big performance at the โK-Pop Galaxy Super Festival.โ Every group in the industry was attending, and a spot on the Great Big List of K-pop Legends was at stake.
Backstage, the twelve members were stretching, sipping bubble tea, and doing last-minute vocal warmups. But something strange was in the airโliterally.
Heejin wrinkled her nose. โDid someoneโฆ?โ
Hyunjin pointed at Chuu. โNot me!โ
Chuu gasped, โDon't look at me like that!โ
Yves turned slowly toward the corner, where Go Won was standing stiffly, eyes wide, holding her stomach.
โGo Won,โ Jinsoul whispered, โdid you eat all those kimchi tacos we told you not to eat?โ
Go Won trembled. โโฆThey were calling to me.โ
The room fell silent. Then: PFFFFFT. A sound like a balloon giving up on life.
Silence. Shock. And thenโchaos.
Staff ran in with fans and air fresheners. Other idols evacuated. A journalist fainted. TXTโs Yeonjun tweeted, โwe lost brave soldiers today.โ
The festival committee had no choice.
LOONA still performed flawlessly, but the headlines read:
โLOONAโs Go Won Causes Historic Backstage Evacuation: Kicked Off the K-pop Great Big Listโ
The group huddled around her afterward.
โIโm sorry,โ Go Won sniffled.
โItโs okay,โ Olivia Hye sighed. โHonestly, it was kind of iconic.โ
โI mean,โ said Kim Lip, โnot many people can say they blew their way off the Great Big List.โ
Go Won smiled. And though she was temporarily banned from spicy food and enclosed spaces, fans online trended #FreeGoWon and #JusticeForTheTummyTornado.
And thus, LOONAโs legend only grew largerโif a bit more fragrant.
show me the dottifax ifeye!
do you think kpops are jealous of blackpink
they get money and fame without doing the retarded idol shit anymore
>>126850529I'm jealous about that too and I'm not even a kpop
The Flatulence Fallout: Go Wonโs Great Fall
It was a humid night at the ultra-exclusive Celestial K-Pop Queens Gala, hosted by none other than BLACKPINKโs Jennie Kim. Only the elite were invited โ the ones on Jennie's Secret List of K-Popโs Untouchables.
LOONA had just arrived, shimmering in matching gowns. Cameras flashed. Everything was perfect.
Thenโฆ disaster.
Backstage, Go Won had been nervously sipping on three bottles of banana milk and scarfing down a questionable plate of squid tteokbokki. โItโs fine,โ she told herself. โI can hold it in.โ
She could not.
During the red carpet photoshoot, as Jennie leaned in for a sweet moment with LOONA, Go Wonโs stomach gurgled. A deep, sickening churn like a demon growling underwater.
Then it happened.
PFFFFFFFFFFBBBBBTZZZZZTTKRRRCHHHHH.
The sound was apocalyptic. Like a motorbike dragging gravel through a sewer. The scent? An ungodly mix of fermented eggs, despair, and expired seaweed chips. Idols nearby dropped like flies. Sana from TWICE fled screaming. Seulgi vomited in her handbag. BTSโs Jungkook reportedly said, โI smelled war.โ
Go Won looked around in terror as the fog of doom spread. Her eyes teared up. Not from shame โ from the stench.
Jennie Kim slowly turned, lowering her sunglasses. Her face was stone cold.
โYouโฆโ she said, in a voice that could crack glass, โare no longer on the List.โ
A BLACKPINK intern handed her a scroll. Jennie took a gold-plated pen, crossed out Go Won with a flourish, and let the scroll fall into a trash bin.
The silence was thunderous. The damage was irreversible.
Go Won burst into tears. โI didnโt mean to! IโI didnโt think the squid was bad!โ
Jennie didnโt blink. โLegends donโt leak.โ
LOONA was escorted out of the building by staff in hazmat suits. Go Wonโs name trended worldwide โ not for her music, but for being the first idol in history to gas-bomb a gala and get erased by Jennie Kim herself.
>>126850534Hey Beanfriend
>>126850530Sighโฆ I didnโt wanna admit it but Style finally clicked
bibisis dumb bimbo whore angel
>>126850551What was she doing? Seems sus
>>126850559uhh charging her phone and sleeping
>>126850507>who messed up my encyclopedias
>>126850573me in the back
>>126850500they are reuniting on monday for their anniversary cafe
probably for the last time
>>126850400hiii ur still up haha how are you
>>126850554sex with bibisis (squinting so she looks just like bibi)
>>126850471haerin but receding hairline
>>126850562as expected from eunchy
>>126850583glow has all the weird members
And we love Cookie
- Appropriate but cute outfit choices
- Cute concept about baking cds.
- Lyrics also about baking cds and catchy
This is NEWJEANS, the pervert is you.
she bonked her veneers what a dork
It had been six months since the Flatulence Fallout. Since that fateful night, Go Won had become a pariah in the idol world. Her face was blurred out of variety show reruns. No invitations. No brand deals. Her Spotify artist bio had been edited by a rogue intern to simply say:
โShe who farted.โ
But Go Won wasnโt done.
She trained in secret โ not in dancing or vocals, but in gastrointestinal control. Yogic breathing. Fart-resistant diets. Colon cleanses administered by monks in the mountains. She even joined a clinical trial for experimental anti-gas nanobots, which she swallowed like Tic Tacs.
Meanwhile, Jennie Kim had moved on, adding new queens to her Secret List. Karina. Hanni. Even a rumored re-addition of HyunA.
But on the night of the Golden Mic Awards, something unexpected happened.
A hush fell over the crowd as the lights dimmed. A single spotlight hit center stage. From the smoke emergedโฆ
Go Won.
Wearing a white gown, looking radiant. Behind her, LOONA stood silently. Backup dancers held cans of Febreze like torches. The crowd gasped.
Jennie narrowed her eyes from the VIP balcony. โSheโs got guts showing up here.โ
Go Won stepped up to the mic.
โI stand before you not as a girl who tooted too loud, but as a woman who refused to be defined by one squid-related mistake,โ she said. โI have conquered my bowels. I come in peace โ and freshness.โ
To prove it, she lifted a delicate lace gloveโฆ and ripped a note. A tiny one.
pffft.
The crowd braced. Butโฆ nothing.
No stench. No decay. Just the faint smell of lavender.
The audience erupted in applause.
Jennie remained motionless โ until a single slow clap broke the tension. It was her. She stood.
โGo Won,โ Jennie said, tossing her platinum list scroll down to the stage. โYouโre back.โ
Gasps. Tears. Even Taeyeon cried a little.
Go Won bowed deeply. โI promise to only eat safe tteokbokki from now on.โ
>>126850583>jiyeon spots a faggot
we love k**s' cookies here
>>126850610wtf is that neuralink
COMEBACK HERE AND GIVES US NEW CONTENT!
soomin looking curvy and shion gained some weight omo
Months had passed since Go Wonโs triumphant return to the K-pop spotlight. She was once again headlining shows, trending on TikTok, and even had her own brand of โClean Breezeโ kimchi chips.
But something haunted her.
Late at night, sheโd replay that fateful gala in her mind. The moment of the big blast. The timing, the angles, the airflow. Something didnโt add up.
Until one day, while reviewing leaked backstage CCTV footage on a shady fan forum, she spotted it.
Jennie Kim.
Standing near Go Won at the Celestial Galaโฆ quietly reaching into her Yves Saint Laurent clutchโฆ and placing what looked like a tiny canister behind a curtain.
Seconds later โ the blast.
Go Wonโs eyes widened. โNoโฆ no way.โ
She hired a forensic scent specialist. They ran tests on fabric from the gown she wore that night. The result?
Traces of industrial-grade stink bomb chemicals.
Her farts had been framed.
Fueled by betrayal, Go Won called a secret press conference. Every idol, journalist, and fan channel tuned in.
She laid out her evidence like a K-drama prosecutor. Security footage. Chemical analysis. Even testimony from a rogue BLACKPINK stylist who whispered, โJennie said โthisโll teach LOONA to block my selfie lighting again.โโ
The crowd was stunned. Jennie, watching from her penthouse, dropped her boba.
The K-pop world exploded.
#JennieFartGate trended #1 worldwide.
Jennie tried to deny it โ but the evidence was airtight. Ironically, more airtight than the original blast zone.
In the end, the K-Pop Queenโs List was disbanded. Go Won was crowned the peopleโs champion. And Jennie?
She faded from the scene for a whileโฆ but was last seen in a YouTube apology video titled:
โI Let One Rip โ And It Wasnโt Even Mine.โ
Thus ended the tale of deceit, gas, and glory.
And from that day forward, K-pop learned an important lesson:
Never mess with someone who knows the truth... and has colon control.
>>126850439checking to see if Bae really does have SpongeBob pyjamas...
you didn't reciprocate in kind so i will move to distant myself
The Flatulence Fallout: Go Wonโs Great Fall
It was a humid night at the ultra-exclusive Celestial K-Pop Queens Gala, hosted by none other than BLACKPINKโs Jennie Kim. Only the elite were invited โ the ones on Jennie's Secret List of K-Popโs Untouchables.
LOONA had just arrived, shimmering in matching gowns. Cameras flashed. Everything was perfect.
Thenโฆ disaster.
Backstage, Go Won had been nervously sipping on three bottles of banana milk and scarfing down a questionable plate of squid tteokbokki. โItโs fine,โ she told herself. โI can hold it in.โ
She could not.
During the red carpet photoshoot, as Jennie leaned in for a sweet moment with LOONA, Go Wonโs stomach gurgled. A deep, sickening churn like a demon growling underwater.
Then it happened.
PFFFFFFFFFFBBBBBTZZZZZTTKRRRCHHHHH.
The sound was apocalyptic. Like a motorbike dragging gravel through a sewer. The scent? An ungodly mix of fermented eggs, despair, and expired seaweed chips. Idols nearby dropped like flies. Sana from TWICE fled screaming. Seulgi vomited in her handbag. BTSโs Jungkook reportedly said, โI smelled war.โ
Go Won looked around in terror as the fog of doom spread. Her eyes teared up. Not from shame โ from the stench.
Jennie Kim slowly turned, lowering her sunglasses. Her face was stone cold.
โYouโฆโ she said, in a voice that could crack glass, โare no longer on the List.โ
A BLACKPINK intern handed her a scroll. Jennie took a gold-plated pen, crossed out Go Won with a flourish, and let the scroll fall into a trash bin.
The silence was thunderous. The damage was irreversible.
Go Won burst into tears. โI didnโt mean to! IโI didnโt think the squid was bad!โ
Jennie didnโt blink. โLegends donโt leak.โ
LOONA was escorted out of the building by staff in hazmat suits. Go Wonโs name trended worldwide โ not for her music, but for being the first idol in history to gas-bomb a gala and get erased by Jennie Kim herself.
someone got the clothing less nminxes?
>>126850639don't leave me
Anyone actually like the song Dirty Work?
Be honest
The new Fromis song is pretty good but it almost feels strange seeing love songs in our post-romance world
>>126850650literally changed my life
The Flatulence Fallout: Go Wonโs Great Fall
It was a humid night at the ultra-exclusive Celestial K-Pop Queens Gala, hosted by none other than BLACKPINKโs Jennie Kim. Only the elite were invited โ the ones on Jennie's Secret List of K-Popโs Untouchables.
LOONA had just arrived, shimmering in matching gowns. Cameras flashed. Everything was perfect.
Thenโฆ disaster.
Backstage, Go Won had been nervously sipping on three bottles of banana milk and scarfing down a questionable plate of squid tteokbokki. โItโs fine,โ she told herself. โI can hold it in.โ
She could not.
During the red carpet photoshoot, as Jennie leaned in for a sweet moment with LOONA, Go Wonโs stomach gurgled. A deep, sickening churn like a demon growling underwater.
Then it happened.
PFFFFFFFFFFBBBBBTZZZZZTTKRRRCHHHHH.
The sound was apocalyptic. Like a motorbike dragging gravel through a sewer. The scent? An ungodly mix of fermented eggs, despair, and expired seaweed chips. Idols nearby dropped like flies. Sana from TWICE fled screaming. Seulgi vomited in her handbag. BTSโs Jungkook reportedly said, โI smelled war.โ
Go Won looked around in terror as the fog of doom spread. Her eyes teared up. Not from shame โ from the stench.
Jennie Kim slowly turned, lowering her sunglasses. Her face was stone cold.
โYouโฆโ she said, in a voice that could crack glass, โare no longer on the List.โ
A BLACKPINK intern handed her a scroll. Jennie took a gold-plated pen, crossed out Go Won with a flourish, and let the scroll fall into a trash bin.
The silence was thunderous. The damage was irreversible.
Go Won burst into tears. โI didnโt mean to! IโI didnโt think the squid was bad!โ
Jennie didnโt blink. โLegends donโt leak.โ
LOONA was escorted out of the building by staff in hazmat suits. Go Wonโs name trended worldwide โ not for her music, but for being the first idol in history to gas-bomb a gala and get erased by Jennie Kim herself.
>>126850637of course she does
>>126850650I like the English ver which usually doesnโt happen
>>126850652idk feels like a 2017 song
>>126850667yes it kpop, you're not king of kpop
>>126850650mid compared to whiplash and supernova
money don't make friends
only got my senpai
>>126850670you mean the peak of kpop? yeah it's great
Title: The Great Gas Incident
Once upon a time in the glimmering world of K-pop, the girl group LOONA was preparing for their big performance at the โK-Pop Galaxy Super Festival.โ Every group in the industry was attending, and a spot on the Great Big List of K-pop Legends was at stake.
Backstage, the twelve members were stretching, sipping bubble tea, and doing last-minute vocal warmups. But something strange was in the airโliterally.
Heejin wrinkled her nose. โDid someoneโฆ?โ
Hyunjin pointed at Chuu. โNot me!โ
Chuu gasped, โDon't look at me like that!โ
Yves turned slowly toward the corner, where Go Won was standing stiffly, eyes wide, holding her stomach.
โGo Won,โ Jinsoul whispered, โdid you eat all those kimchi tacos we told you not to eat?โ
Go Won trembled. โโฆThey were calling to me.โ
The room fell silent. Then: PFFFFFT. A sound like a balloon giving up on life.
Silence. Shock. And thenโchaos.
Staff ran in with fans and air fresheners. Other idols evacuated. A journalist fainted. TXTโs Yeonjun tweeted, โwe lost brave soldiers today.โ
The festival committee had no choice.
LOONA still performed flawlessly, but the headlines read:
โLOONAโs Go Won Causes Historic Backstage Evacuation: Kicked Off the K-pop Great Big Listโ
The group huddled around her afterward.
โIโm sorry,โ Go Won sniffled.
โItโs okay,โ Olivia Hye sighed. โHonestly, it was kind of iconic.โ
โI mean,โ said Kim Lip, โnot many people can say they blew their way off the Great Big List.โ
Go Won smiled. And though she was temporarily banned from spicy food and enclosed spaces, fans online trended #FreeGoWon and #JusticeForTheTummyTornado.
And thus, LOONAโs legend only grew largerโif a bit more fragrant.
i like fromis better after their cb
>>126850678based child molestation survivor
>>126850671which ones are F k**s?
>>126850494it'd be cool if gaeul got implants
>>126850648i will save yeojin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YiR9v3sOpk
they're coming back with a country song
fromis should've stuck with easy listening funk bass songs if they wanted to succeed
fromis just kinda makes me horny
they are so hot
>>126850703they do not need to come back at all
>>126850704choice of song doesn't make much difference in kpop
>>126850704they don't have access to pledis money or pledis producers anymore
as dogshit as pledis is at managing groups they know how to make a hit song
>>126850696she is beyond saving
>>126850712because beyonce did it
>>126850721>runextbroswhat the hell is that
>>126850731oi no grunting
>>126850721jeemin with bangs is just eunchae
supernova love is now stuck in your head
>>126850720who do you think ASND is
shion walks into the modhaus kitchen. soomin and chaewon stop their conversation mid sentence. seoah takes the bagel out of her mouth. shion vomits into the sink then runs the tap. seoah waits for shion to go back to her room before eating her bagel then reaching for the tray of brownies
>>126850742shion has never seen a kitchen in her life
>>126850739only supernova
>>126850739only galaxy supernova
>>126850742they eat take out every day
>>126850729vchabros where? kek
>>126850742seoah you fat fuck
>>126850752this guy gets it
shion calls all food on set and in the dorm "props" and it creeps the shit out of everyone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZH-XHmDovZ4
>>126850767can you get a trip so i can filter you
karina posted her feet again
blasting a massive load on winty's wintys
>>126850748>>126850752SHHH this is the best part
*rei starts rapping*
>>126850772thanks for activating my giantess fetish again
>>126850778but that isn't karina
>>126850787irene swallowing me and sitting in her stomach
>>126850796what do female thighs feel like
irene picking you up and sucking your head like a lollipop then swallowing you whole. irene pissiing you out 8 days later
>>126850809that's the dream
irene not even looking down before flushing you down the drain
>>126850815what the heck chingus
>>126850819>>126850827her face is very eerie
you froth up into a street swer drain grate outside the SMTOwn building. 13 days you bake in the sun. Irene comes in for a photoshoot and steps on you with her prada heels. your head bursts like a grape.. the last thing you hear or see is a giant irene laiughing
>>126850827pretty princess
When you're the oldest but also the shortest member
>>126850831are you ok friend?
I just listened to Aespa - Dirty Work.. LOL this song is mid slop filler being touted as premium pop music. No doubt S.M is going to use this pretty privilege pop to slip in between their other much better songs. tl;dr S.M is out scamming millions
>>126850832it's like a greek myth but kpop version
>>126850841if they made a korean version of the ring she could star as the girl in the video for maximum effect
>>126850835eunbi if you ignore nako and hitomi
>>126850827me looking out of my apartment window and seeing giantess yuna about to devour me...
>>126850835lily if jiwoo grows another 2cm...
>>126850439lily is mind blowingly ugly
>>126850839The cutest princess of them all
>>126850840you just gotta let gaeul and liz into your heart
>>126850852finally a good (i.e. tripleS related) post ITT
you're now soon in the presence of the kaede tumm
>>126850847isnt sadako kinda cute
>>126850845standard practice for the big 4 companies
>>126850676the rest of their discography...
the big 4 companies (bighit, source, belift, pledis)
>>126850859you can like girls and still hate a group
"not so little anymore" 100 foot kaede yamada rampages through tokyo
https://weverse.io/wooah/live/3-202924306
woowoo angel is live
was following the baeรhaewon fic, too bad it's over, couldnt finish
>>126850381 (OP)i want to swim in this kim
minju is waiting for you outside
>>126850890not fat enough
she should eat shion
>>126850883it's been a while since wooah did anything
are they even planning a comeback
>>126850898no, because you didn't support pompom
>>126850895shes too horny
>>126850529>they get money and fame without doing the retarded idol shit anymoreI've seen their holes more times than I ever wanted, other less successful idols get to keep more dignity
>>126850903yuna is too good for itzy
>>126850908cumming to nana is not supporting wooah
>>126850900sullyoon pregnant
>>126850907We love itzy...
>>126850908not mad strong enough
>>126850900Sullyoon is still the hottest idol ever
>3 hour long thread
kpg is dying
>>126850927you've been saying that for the last couple of years
>>126850927brother it's too early in all the important parts of the world
tfw aging out of kpop
tfw the new groups all suck
nothing left to do but stan my girls and ignore the rest
>>126850400did you fall asleep
>>126850927the americans are asleep that's why
>>126850936quit your bitching
post more ghoul pits
>>126850585sorry fell sleep a litle im good hope ur good too ok
>>126850946pabo
go to sleep already
>>1268509365th gen has been pretty boring yeah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z32RWc1A1Ow