Thread 126850381

Wonhee

bestwoo

lets make this thread better

last thread made me question my gender

nakybros are back

>JUNE COMEBACKS
1-15 https://pastebin.com/SjzifT6J
1-15 ARTMS https://youtu.be/J-bEGflpV9k Kiss of Life https://youtu.be/52IyDIMyejQ ITZY https://youtu.be/1KhOhW_O8-k
16 ILLIT https://youtu.be/negtrQu5mTA Kang Daniel https://youtu.be/eMCLXX4KrT0 ALLDAY PROJECT pr https://youtu.be/VjvzYjU1mY0
17 Moon Byul (MAMAMOO) pr https://youtu.be/yKC7JkWl6ig Doeun (YOUNG POSSE) cover https://youtu.be/uJnCAhLZiPY
18 Hearts2Hearts single https://youtu.be/n7kFRxFIPrI Stray Kids jp https://youtu.be/11XJbEuB_P4
19 BIG Naughty X Lee Chanhyuk (AKMU) https://youtu.be/lKrspmmsCOo PARAMETER (Prod. Ollounder) https://youtu.be/UvxZL9S32f8 TWICE ost https://youtu.be/7XRcflf_E0c
20 KATSEYE pr https://youtu.be/CjnB56tSCQI VVUP single https://youtu.be/UG5jR87TtJA Balming Tiger X ATARASHII GAKKO! https://youtu.be/rpcHhLy3waA
23 CRAVITY https://youtu.be/IV6yrrLyhCA Baby DONT Cry https://youtu.be/KEUlytSqlsU ALLDAY PROJECT https://youtu.be/mhKCRnUKp5U LE SSERAFIM jp ost https://youtu.be/v_Zt_8CO6yQ
24 Onew (SHINee) pr https://youtu.be/oG_obuvhJ0M LE SSERAFIM jp rm https://youtu.be/07EmzLOyv5Y
25 fromis_9 https://youtu.be/r1QapH1SIAI
26 H1-KEY https://youtu.be/1NeLQ-Wl5QU
27 aespa https://youtu.be/M2WTUoy4y6E KATSEYE https://youtu.be/-bC4iak3kxg Wonho single https://youtu.be/aY7hdsPoRso
30 ONEUS, MOMOLAND single, IVE jp
>Resources
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>>126850398
many such times

>>126850397
left

@lisafejerang8189
1 hour ago (edited)
7:19 I love you guys
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@josh6557
1 hour ago
Someone has to make a compilation video of all the time Brennen says “what’s up guys” at the beginning of every video it would be legendary
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@eatwithmarktheshark9659
5 hours ago
0:06

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@Bray.vlogs11
8 hours ago (edited)
I tried the takis fries and I really liked them! But I tried the McDonalds chicken strips not the Taco Bell nuggets but I want too and they was okay but I would get them again and love your vids I always can’t wait to watch!

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@jleigh404
7 hours ago
Taking Tequila shots every time he says “if I’m being honest”

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Nothing better than Diablo sauce on everything
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@helenbarnett83
2 minutes ago
Garlic mayo is a popular in the uk, mostly in takeaways but u can buy in shops now
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@brittanyhayes5998
8 hours ago
Hi Brennen I love your videos!
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@G_A_F_F_N_E_Y
8 hours ago
Try the new Arby’s cheesesteak

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i hope kpg has sweet dreams about their waifus
goodnight

ahy

>>126850414
My beautiful, perfect, and industry mogging wife Ahyeon

>>126850404
chimp and j and winty and heejin and miyeon and dayeon should take a pic like this

>>126850413
ty gn

>>126850412
what would your irl friends think of this?

when the hell is newjeans coming back

yeojin depressive angel...

>>126850341
she's putting on some weight omo

fuck...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NeLQ-Wl5QU
i love this so much

someone got the makeup less nminxes?

>>126850422
After they lose their case and are forced to pay off their fines

https://shop.republicrecords.com/products/takedown-7-single-from-the-original-motion-picture-kpop-demon-hunters

*adds to cart*

>>126850416
>chimp
she did

>>126850430
tfw no nmixx x minx collab

>>126850439
here you go https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-h2nG2_-RPw

Good Morning

>>126850439
damn they look pretty cute like this. nmixx really is just built different

>>126850436
not good enough it needs to show her tummy at the very least

>>126850439
me as sully's phone

>>126850455
your life would be hard if you were sully’s phone
processing all those bubble messages
storing all those nudes of bae

mayu chan~

me as SuA's phone

does anyone wanna duet Free from Kpop Demon Hunters with me on discord? you can be jinu

@noranovila
6 hours ago
Do you ever consider how far youtube has come? This channel produces content of far superior quality to anything you'd see on television. And it's one of many videos on YouTube that go the extra mile.

654


> Hey Sonny! Just wanted to say a huge thank you for showing Afghan food and culture on your channel — it honestly meant a lot to us. Watching you enjoy kabuli palaw, mantu, and all the love from our people made me so happy and proud.

If you ever do another episode about Afghanistan or Afghan food, I’d love to be part of the video with you someday. That would be a dream come true!

Much love from Afghanistan You’ve always got a friend here!

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@stepbro609
17 hours ago
Sonny should be given an award of some sort! Always showing us different foods and cultures which most of us would never get to see in our lifetime if not for your efforts and sacrifices for
A casual Korean newspaper in Afghanistan at 25:49
@omidamin2889
15 hours ago
9:15 He didnt give u his hand because it wasnt clean enough out of respect he gave u his wrest first

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@mohamedhabashy5764
14 hours ago (edited)
8:47 his hand was dirty so he made you shake his wrist, thats a sign of respect

>>126850467
bloody phone, it should be meee

>>126850462
it's honest work and it's worth it for the benefits

Those groups that renew but have some members leave the company. Did any of those groups ever actually produce regular content after the renewal? As a group, ofc

>>126850474
sex

@noranovila
6 hours ago
Do you ever consider how far youtube has come? This channel produces content of far superior quality to anything you'd see on television. And it's one of many videos on YouTube that go the extra mile.

654


> Hey Sonny! Just wanted to say a huge thank you for showing Afghan food and culture on your channel — it honestly meant a lot to us. Watching you enjoy kabuli palaw, mantu, and all the love from our people made me so happy and proud.

If you ever do another episode about Afghanistan or Afghan food, I’d love to be part of the video with you someday. That would be a dream come true!

Much love from Afghanistan You’ve always got a friend here!

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@stepbro609
17 hours ago
Sonny should be given an award of some sort! Always showing us different foods and cultures which most of us would never get to see in our lifetime if not for your efforts and sacrifices for
A casual Korean newspaper in Afghanistan at 25:49
@omidamin2889
15 hours ago
9:15 He didnt give u his hand because it wasnt clean enough out of respect he gave u his wrest first

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@mohamedhabashy5764
14 hours ago (edited)
8:47 his hand was dirty so he made you shake his wrist, thats a sign of respect

@noranovila
6 hours ago
Do you ever consider how far youtube has come? This channel produces content of far superior quality to anything you'd see on television. And it's one of many videos on YouTube that go the extra mile.

654


> Hey Sonny! Just wanted to say a huge thank you for showing Afghan food and culture on your channel — it honestly meant a lot to us. Watching you enjoy kabuli palaw, mantu, and all the love from our people made me so happy and proud.

If you ever do another episode about Afghanistan or Afghan food, I’d love to be part of the video with you someday. That would be a dream come true!

Much love from Afghanistan You’ve always got a friend here!

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@stepbro609
17 hours ago
Sonny should be given an award of some sort! Always showing us different foods and cultures which most of us would never get to see in our lifetime if not for your efforts and sacrifices for
A casual Korean newspaper in Afghanistan at 25:49
@omidamin2889
15 hours ago
9:15 He didnt give u his hand because it wasnt clean enough out of respect he gave u his wrest first

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@mohamedhabashy5764
14 hours ago (edited)
8:47 his hand was dirty so he made you shake his wrist, thats a sign of respect

>>126850484
I am falling in love with jiwoo. please keep posting her all the time

megusta

@noranovila
6 hours ago
Do you ever consider how far youtube has come? This channel produces content of far superior quality to anything you'd see on television. And it's one of many videos on YouTube that go the extra mile.

654


> Hey Sonny! Just wanted to say a huge thank you for showing Afghan food and culture on your channel — it honestly meant a lot to us. Watching you enjoy kabuli palaw, mantu, and all the love from our people made me so happy and proud.

If you ever do another episode about Afghanistan or Afghan food, I’d love to be part of the video with you someday. That would be a dream come true!

Much love from Afghanistan You’ve always got a friend here!

224


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@stepbro609
17 hours ago
Sonny should be given an award of some sort! Always showing us different foods and cultures which most of us would never get to see in our lifetime if not for your efforts and sacrifices for
A casual Korean newspaper in Afghanistan at 25:49
@omidamin2889
15 hours ago
9:15 He didnt give u his hand because it wasnt clean enough out of respect he gave u his wrest first

456


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@mohamedhabashy5764
14 hours ago (edited)
8:47 his hand was dirty so he made you shake his wrist, thats a sign of respect

>>126850480
yea?

Thoughts on anything?

>>126850484
looking at stella

>>126850494
fucking sucks

>>126850494
dirty work was mid and forgettable

weeekly should reunite

>>126850505
whats she thinking about

>>126850480
loona are the cockroaches who exist solely to answer this question in many different ways instead of just going away

>>126850494
jiwoo is cute

Title: The Great Gas Incident

Once upon a time in the glimmering world of K-pop, the girl group LOONA was preparing for their big performance at the “K-Pop Galaxy Super Festival.” Every group in the industry was attending, and a spot on the Great Big List of K-pop Legends was at stake.

Backstage, the twelve members were stretching, sipping bubble tea, and doing last-minute vocal warmups. But something strange was in the air—literally.

Heejin wrinkled her nose. “Did someone…?”

Hyunjin pointed at Chuu. “Not me!”

Chuu gasped, “Don't look at me like that!”

Yves turned slowly toward the corner, where Go Won was standing stiffly, eyes wide, holding her stomach.

“Go Won,” Jinsoul whispered, “did you eat all those kimchi tacos we told you not to eat?”

Go Won trembled. “…They were calling to me.”

The room fell silent. Then: PFFFFFT. A sound like a balloon giving up on life.

Silence. Shock. And then—chaos.

Staff ran in with fans and air fresheners. Other idols evacuated. A journalist fainted. TXT’s Yeonjun tweeted, “we lost brave soldiers today.”

The festival committee had no choice.

LOONA still performed flawlessly, but the headlines read:

“LOONA’s Go Won Causes Historic Backstage Evacuation: Kicked Off the K-pop Great Big List”

The group huddled around her afterward.

“I’m sorry,” Go Won sniffled.

“It’s okay,” Olivia Hye sighed. “Honestly, it was kind of iconic.”

“I mean,” said Kim Lip, “not many people can say they blew their way off the Great Big List.”

Go Won smiled. And though she was temporarily banned from spicy food and enclosed spaces, fans online trended #FreeGoWon and #JusticeForTheTummyTornado.

And thus, LOONA’s legend only grew larger—if a bit more fragrant.

>>126850507
>this diesel shirt isn't the one i had in mind

>>126850490
pretty weirdo angel

>>126850463
the members say shes a tsundere

>>126850507
thinking about what jo yuri is doing right about now

I thought chatgpt was better nowadays

>>126850494
irks me that bewave are flying out to spain for a performance but don't get a few days to relax there
also i can't see them since i'll be busy with work

Title: The Great Gas Incident

Once upon a time in the glimmering world of K-pop, the girl group LOONA was preparing for their big performance at the “K-Pop Galaxy Super Festival.” Every group in the industry was attending, and a spot on the Great Big List of K-pop Legends was at stake.

Backstage, the twelve members were stretching, sipping bubble tea, and doing last-minute vocal warmups. But something strange was in the air—literally.

Heejin wrinkled her nose. “Did someone…?”

Hyunjin pointed at Chuu. “Not me!”

Chuu gasped, “Don't look at me like that!”

Yves turned slowly toward the corner, where Go Won was standing stiffly, eyes wide, holding her stomach.

“Go Won,” Jinsoul whispered, “did you eat all those kimchi tacos we told you not to eat?”

Go Won trembled. “…They were calling to me.”

The room fell silent. Then: PFFFFFT. A sound like a balloon giving up on life.

Silence. Shock. And then—chaos.

Staff ran in with fans and air fresheners. Other idols evacuated. A journalist fainted. TXT’s Yeonjun tweeted, “we lost brave soldiers today.”

The festival committee had no choice.

LOONA still performed flawlessly, but the headlines read:

“LOONA’s Go Won Causes Historic Backstage Evacuation: Kicked Off the K-pop Great Big List”

The group huddled around her afterward.

“I’m sorry,” Go Won sniffled.

“It’s okay,” Olivia Hye sighed. “Honestly, it was kind of iconic.”

“I mean,” said Kim Lip, “not many people can say they blew their way off the Great Big List.”

Go Won smiled. And though she was temporarily banned from spicy food and enclosed spaces, fans online trended #FreeGoWon and #JusticeForTheTummyTornado.

And thus, LOONA’s legend only grew larger—if a bit more fragrant.

show me the dottifax ifeye!

do you think kpops are jealous of blackpink
they get money and fame without doing the retarded idol shit anymore

>>126850494
style soty

>>126850528
>dottifax
?

>>126850529
I'm jealous about that too and I'm not even a kpop

The Flatulence Fallout: Go Won’s Great Fall

It was a humid night at the ultra-exclusive Celestial K-Pop Queens Gala, hosted by none other than BLACKPINK’s Jennie Kim. Only the elite were invited — the ones on Jennie's Secret List of K-Pop’s Untouchables.

LOONA had just arrived, shimmering in matching gowns. Cameras flashed. Everything was perfect.

Then… disaster.

Backstage, Go Won had been nervously sipping on three bottles of banana milk and scarfing down a questionable plate of squid tteokbokki. “It’s fine,” she told herself. “I can hold it in.”

She could not.

During the red carpet photoshoot, as Jennie leaned in for a sweet moment with LOONA, Go Won’s stomach gurgled. A deep, sickening churn like a demon growling underwater.

Then it happened.

PFFFFFFFFFFBBBBBTZZZZZTTKRRRCHHHHH.

The sound was apocalyptic. Like a motorbike dragging gravel through a sewer. The scent? An ungodly mix of fermented eggs, despair, and expired seaweed chips. Idols nearby dropped like flies. Sana from TWICE fled screaming. Seulgi vomited in her handbag. BTS’s Jungkook reportedly said, “I smelled war.”

Go Won looked around in terror as the fog of doom spread. Her eyes teared up. Not from shame — from the stench.

Jennie Kim slowly turned, lowering her sunglasses. Her face was stone cold.

“You…” she said, in a voice that could crack glass, “are no longer on the List.”

A BLACKPINK intern handed her a scroll. Jennie took a gold-plated pen, crossed out Go Won with a flourish, and let the scroll fall into a trash bin.

The silence was thunderous. The damage was irreversible.

Go Won burst into tears. “I didn’t mean to! I—I didn’t think the squid was bad!”

Jennie didn’t blink. “Legends don’t leak.”

LOONA was escorted out of the building by staff in hazmat suits. Go Won’s name trended worldwide — not for her music, but for being the first idol in history to gas-bomb a gala and get erased by Jennie Kim herself.

>>126850389
p

>>126850534
Hey Beanfriend

>>126850530
Sigh… I didn’t wanna admit it but Style finally clicked

>>126850467
omg

>>126850389
dentures

bibisis dumb bimbo whore angel

fuck..

>>126850554
sexsexSEX

>>126850551
What was she doing? Seems sus

>>126850559
uhh charging her phone and sleeping

>>126850542
cutie

>>126850507
>who messed up my encyclopedias

>>126850573
me in the back

>>126850500
they are reuniting on monday for their anniversary cafe
probably for the last time

lol

>>126850400
hiii ur still up haha how are you

>>126850554
sex with bibisis (squinting so she looks just like bibi)

>>126850554
wow

>>126850471
haerin but receding hairline

>>126850562
as expected from eunchy

kek

>>126850583
glow has all the weird members

pup

>>126850583
>>126850594
chubby

>>126850596
sex

And we love Cookie

- Appropriate but cute outfit choices
- Cute concept about baking cds.
- Lyrics also about baking cds and catchy

This is NEWJEANS, the pervert is you.

she bonked her veneers what a dork

It had been six months since the Flatulence Fallout. Since that fateful night, Go Won had become a pariah in the idol world. Her face was blurred out of variety show reruns. No invitations. No brand deals. Her Spotify artist bio had been edited by a rogue intern to simply say:
“She who farted.”

But Go Won wasn’t done.

She trained in secret — not in dancing or vocals, but in gastrointestinal control. Yogic breathing. Fart-resistant diets. Colon cleanses administered by monks in the mountains. She even joined a clinical trial for experimental anti-gas nanobots, which she swallowed like Tic Tacs.

Meanwhile, Jennie Kim had moved on, adding new queens to her Secret List. Karina. Hanni. Even a rumored re-addition of HyunA.

But on the night of the Golden Mic Awards, something unexpected happened.

A hush fell over the crowd as the lights dimmed. A single spotlight hit center stage. From the smoke emerged…

Go Won.

Wearing a white gown, looking radiant. Behind her, LOONA stood silently. Backup dancers held cans of Febreze like torches. The crowd gasped.

Jennie narrowed her eyes from the VIP balcony. “She’s got guts showing up here.”

Go Won stepped up to the mic.

“I stand before you not as a girl who tooted too loud, but as a woman who refused to be defined by one squid-related mistake,” she said. “I have conquered my bowels. I come in peace — and freshness.”

To prove it, she lifted a delicate lace glove… and ripped a note. A tiny one.

pffft.

The crowd braced. But… nothing.

No stench. No decay. Just the faint smell of lavender.

The audience erupted in applause.

Jennie remained motionless — until a single slow clap broke the tension. It was her. She stood.

“Go Won,” Jennie said, tossing her platinum list scroll down to the stage. “You’re back.”

Gasps. Tears. Even Taeyeon cried a little.

Go Won bowed deeply. “I promise to only eat safe tteokbokki from now on.”

>>126850583
>jiyeon spots a faggot

we love k**s' cookies here

ahh....

>>126850610
wtf is that neuralink

COMEBACK HERE AND GIVES US NEW CONTENT!

soomin looking curvy and shion gained some weight omo

jiggle

Months had passed since Go Won’s triumphant return to the K-pop spotlight. She was once again headlining shows, trending on TikTok, and even had her own brand of “Clean Breeze” kimchi chips.

But something haunted her.

Late at night, she’d replay that fateful gala in her mind. The moment of the big blast. The timing, the angles, the airflow. Something didn’t add up.

Until one day, while reviewing leaked backstage CCTV footage on a shady fan forum, she spotted it.

Jennie Kim.

Standing near Go Won at the Celestial Gala… quietly reaching into her Yves Saint Laurent clutch… and placing what looked like a tiny canister behind a curtain.

Seconds later — the blast.

Go Won’s eyes widened. “No… no way.”

She hired a forensic scent specialist. They ran tests on fabric from the gown she wore that night. The result?

Traces of industrial-grade stink bomb chemicals.

Her farts had been framed.

Fueled by betrayal, Go Won called a secret press conference. Every idol, journalist, and fan channel tuned in.

She laid out her evidence like a K-drama prosecutor. Security footage. Chemical analysis. Even testimony from a rogue BLACKPINK stylist who whispered, “Jennie said ‘this’ll teach LOONA to block my selfie lighting again.’”

The crowd was stunned. Jennie, watching from her penthouse, dropped her boba.

The K-pop world exploded.

#JennieFartGate trended #1 worldwide.

Jennie tried to deny it — but the evidence was airtight. Ironically, more airtight than the original blast zone.

In the end, the K-Pop Queen’s List was disbanded. Go Won was crowned the people’s champion. And Jennie?

She faded from the scene for a while… but was last seen in a YouTube apology video titled:

“I Let One Rip — And It Wasn’t Even Mine.”

Thus ended the tale of deceit, gas, and glory.
And from that day forward, K-pop learned an important lesson:
Never mess with someone who knows the truth... and has colon control.

>>126850439
checking to see if Bae really does have SpongeBob pyjamas...

you didn't reciprocate in kind so i will move to distant myself

ahyyyyy

The Flatulence Fallout: Go Won’s Great Fall

It was a humid night at the ultra-exclusive Celestial K-Pop Queens Gala, hosted by none other than BLACKPINK’s Jennie Kim. Only the elite were invited — the ones on Jennie's Secret List of K-Pop’s Untouchables.

LOONA had just arrived, shimmering in matching gowns. Cameras flashed. Everything was perfect.

Then… disaster.

Backstage, Go Won had been nervously sipping on three bottles of banana milk and scarfing down a questionable plate of squid tteokbokki. “It’s fine,” she told herself. “I can hold it in.”

She could not.

During the red carpet photoshoot, as Jennie leaned in for a sweet moment with LOONA, Go Won’s stomach gurgled. A deep, sickening churn like a demon growling underwater.

Then it happened.

PFFFFFFFFFFBBBBBTZZZZZTTKRRRCHHHHH.

The sound was apocalyptic. Like a motorbike dragging gravel through a sewer. The scent? An ungodly mix of fermented eggs, despair, and expired seaweed chips. Idols nearby dropped like flies. Sana from TWICE fled screaming. Seulgi vomited in her handbag. BTS’s Jungkook reportedly said, “I smelled war.”

Go Won looked around in terror as the fog of doom spread. Her eyes teared up. Not from shame — from the stench.

Jennie Kim slowly turned, lowering her sunglasses. Her face was stone cold.

“You…” she said, in a voice that could crack glass, “are no longer on the List.”

A BLACKPINK intern handed her a scroll. Jennie took a gold-plated pen, crossed out Go Won with a flourish, and let the scroll fall into a trash bin.

The silence was thunderous. The damage was irreversible.

Go Won burst into tears. “I didn’t mean to! I—I didn’t think the squid was bad!”

Jennie didn’t blink. “Legends don’t leak.”

LOONA was escorted out of the building by staff in hazmat suits. Go Won’s name trended worldwide — not for her music, but for being the first idol in history to gas-bomb a gala and get erased by Jennie Kim herself.

someone got the clothing less nminxes?

yeojoonk

>>126850639
don't leave me

Anyone actually like the song Dirty Work?
Be honest

The new Fromis song is pretty good but it almost feels strange seeing love songs in our post-romance world

>>126850650
literally changed my life

The Flatulence Fallout: Go Won’s Great Fall

It was a humid night at the ultra-exclusive Celestial K-Pop Queens Gala, hosted by none other than BLACKPINK’s Jennie Kim. Only the elite were invited — the ones on Jennie's Secret List of K-Pop’s Untouchables.

LOONA had just arrived, shimmering in matching gowns. Cameras flashed. Everything was perfect.

Then… disaster.

Backstage, Go Won had been nervously sipping on three bottles of banana milk and scarfing down a questionable plate of squid tteokbokki. “It’s fine,” she told herself. “I can hold it in.”

She could not.

During the red carpet photoshoot, as Jennie leaned in for a sweet moment with LOONA, Go Won’s stomach gurgled. A deep, sickening churn like a demon growling underwater.

Then it happened.

PFFFFFFFFFFBBBBBTZZZZZTTKRRRCHHHHH.

The sound was apocalyptic. Like a motorbike dragging gravel through a sewer. The scent? An ungodly mix of fermented eggs, despair, and expired seaweed chips. Idols nearby dropped like flies. Sana from TWICE fled screaming. Seulgi vomited in her handbag. BTS’s Jungkook reportedly said, “I smelled war.”

Go Won looked around in terror as the fog of doom spread. Her eyes teared up. Not from shame — from the stench.

Jennie Kim slowly turned, lowering her sunglasses. Her face was stone cold.

“You…” she said, in a voice that could crack glass, “are no longer on the List.”

A BLACKPINK intern handed her a scroll. Jennie took a gold-plated pen, crossed out Go Won with a flourish, and let the scroll fall into a trash bin.

The silence was thunderous. The damage was irreversible.

Go Won burst into tears. “I didn’t mean to! I—I didn’t think the squid was bad!”

Jennie didn’t blink. “Legends don’t leak.”

LOONA was escorted out of the building by staff in hazmat suits. Go Won’s name trended worldwide — not for her music, but for being the first idol in history to gas-bomb a gala and get erased by Jennie Kim herself.

>>126850637
of course she does

>>126850650
I like the English ver which usually doesn’t happen

>>126850648
not kpop

>>126850652
idk feels like a 2017 song

>>126850667
yes it kpop, you're not king of kpop

>>126850650
mid compared to whiplash and supernova

money don't make friends
only got my senpai

>>126850670
you mean the peak of kpop? yeah it's great

Title: The Great Gas Incident

Once upon a time in the glimmering world of K-pop, the girl group LOONA was preparing for their big performance at the “K-Pop Galaxy Super Festival.” Every group in the industry was attending, and a spot on the Great Big List of K-pop Legends was at stake.

Backstage, the twelve members were stretching, sipping bubble tea, and doing last-minute vocal warmups. But something strange was in the air—literally.

Heejin wrinkled her nose. “Did someone…?”

Hyunjin pointed at Chuu. “Not me!”

Chuu gasped, “Don't look at me like that!”

Yves turned slowly toward the corner, where Go Won was standing stiffly, eyes wide, holding her stomach.

“Go Won,” Jinsoul whispered, “did you eat all those kimchi tacos we told you not to eat?”

Go Won trembled. “…They were calling to me.”

The room fell silent. Then: PFFFFFT. A sound like a balloon giving up on life.

Silence. Shock. And then—chaos.

Staff ran in with fans and air fresheners. Other idols evacuated. A journalist fainted. TXT’s Yeonjun tweeted, “we lost brave soldiers today.”

The festival committee had no choice.

LOONA still performed flawlessly, but the headlines read:

“LOONA’s Go Won Causes Historic Backstage Evacuation: Kicked Off the K-pop Great Big List”

The group huddled around her afterward.

“I’m sorry,” Go Won sniffled.

“It’s okay,” Olivia Hye sighed. “Honestly, it was kind of iconic.”

“I mean,” said Kim Lip, “not many people can say they blew their way off the Great Big List.”

Go Won smiled. And though she was temporarily banned from spicy food and enclosed spaces, fans online trended #FreeGoWon and #JusticeForTheTummyTornado.

And thus, LOONA’s legend only grew larger—if a bit more fragrant.

i like fromis better after their cb

>>126850678
based child molestation survivor

>>126850671
which ones are F k**s?

>>126850581
:-(

>>126850494
it'd be cool if gaeul got implants

>>126850648
i will save yeojin

>>126850381 (OP)
prettiest meovv

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YiR9v3sOpk

they're coming back with a country song

fromis should've stuck with easy listening funk bass songs if they wanted to succeed

fromis just kinda makes me horny
they are so hot

>>126850703
they do not need to come back at all

>>126850703
why

>>126850696
how

>>126850704
choice of song doesn't make much difference in kpop

>>126850704
they don't have access to pledis money or pledis producers anymore
as dogshit as pledis is at managing groups they know how to make a hit song

runextbros we eating!

>>126850696
she is beyond saving

>>126850712
because beyonce did it

>>126850721
>runextbros
what the hell is that

*grunts*

nice mole

>>126850731
oi no grunting

>>126850721
jeemin with bangs is just eunchae

supernova love is now stuck in your head

>>126850720
who do you think ASND is

shion walks into the modhaus kitchen. soomin and chaewon stop their conversation mid sentence. seoah takes the bagel out of her mouth. shion vomits into the sink then runs the tap. seoah waits for shion to go back to her room before eating her bagel then reaching for the tray of brownies

>>126850742
shion has never seen a kitchen in her life

>>126850739
only supernova

>>126850740
not pledis

>>126850739
only galaxy supernova

>>126850742
they eat take out every day

>>126850729
vchabros where? kek

>>126850742
seoah you fat fuck

>>126850752
this guy gets it

shion calls all food on set and in the dorm "props" and it creeps the shit out of everyone

>>126850714
marriage

>>126850767
can you get a trip so i can filter you

karina posted her feet again

blasting a massive load on winty's wintys

>>126850748
>>126850752
SHHH this is the best part
*rei starts rapping*

>>126850772
thanks for activating my giantess fetish again

>>126850778
but that isn't karina

>>126850787
irene swallowing me and sitting in her stomach

yuting is so BIG

>>126850796
what do female thighs feel like

irene picking you up and sucking your head like a lollipop then swallowing you whole. irene pissiing you out 8 days later

>>126850805
bags of milk

>>126850809
that's the dream

uspeer sian

irene not even looking down before flushing you down the drain

>>126850815
what the heck chingus

>>126850819
>>126850827
her face is very eerie

you froth up into a street swer drain grate outside the SMTOwn building. 13 days you bake in the sun. Irene comes in for a photoshoot and steps on you with her prada heels. your head bursts like a grape.. the last thing you hear or see is a giant irene laiughing

>>126850828
holy uggo

>>126850827
pretty princess

When you're the oldest but also the shortest member

>>126850833
>>126850835

>>126850819
>>126850827
literal princess

i hate ive. fuck ive

>>126850831
are you ok friend?

>>126850835
>>126850839

I just listened to Aespa - Dirty Work.. LOL this song is mid slop filler being touted as premium pop music. No doubt S.M is going to use this pretty privilege pop to slip in between their other much better songs. tl;dr S.M is out scamming millions

>>126850832
it's like a greek myth but kpop version

>>126850841
if they made a korean version of the ring she could star as the girl in the video for maximum effect

>>126850835
eunbi if you ignore nako and hitomi

>>126850827
me looking out of my apartment window and seeing giantess yuna about to devour me...

>>126850835
lily if jiwoo grows another 2cm...

>>126850439
lily is mind blowingly ugly

>>126850839
The cutest princess of them all

>>126850840
you just gotta let gaeul and liz into your heart

>>126850852
finally a good (i.e. tripleS related) post ITT

you're now soon in the presence of the kaede tumm

>>126850847
isnt sadako kinda cute

>>126850845
standard practice for the big 4 companies

>>126850676
the rest of their discography...

little kaede yamada

the big 4 companies (bighit, source, belift, pledis)

>>126850859
you can like girls and still hate a group

"not so little anymore" 100 foot kaede yamada rampages through tokyo

https://weverse.io/wooah/live/3-202924306
woowoo angel is live

was following the bae×haewon fic, too bad it's over, couldnt finish

kaede is fat

>>126850381 (OP)
i want to swim in this kim

minju is waiting for you outside

>>126850890
not fat enough
she should eat shion

chuu

>>126850596
rape

>>126850883
it's been a while since wooah did anything
are they even planning a comeback

>>126850898
no, because you didn't support pompom

>>126850895
shes too horny

>>126850529
>they get money and fame without doing the retarded idol shit anymore
I've seen their holes more times than I ever wanted, other less successful idols get to keep more dignity

>>126850903
yuna is too good for itzy

>>126850899
but I did

>>126850908
cumming to nana is not supporting wooah

>>126850900
sullyoon pregnant

>>126850907
We love itzy...

>>126850908
whore

>>126850908
cunt

>>126850908
not mad strong enough

>>126850900
Sullyoon is still the hottest idol ever

>3 hour long thread

kpg is dying

>>126850929
cunt

>>126850929
angel

>>126850927
you've been saying that for the last couple of years

>>126850927
brother it's too early in all the important parts of the world

tfw aging out of kpop
tfw the new groups all suck
nothing left to do but stan my girls and ignore the rest

>>126850400
did you fall asleep

>>126850927
the americans are asleep that's why

>>126850936
quit your bitching
post more ghoul pits

>>126850938
alitle

>>126850947
SMOOCH

>>126850585
sorry fell sleep a litle im good hope ur good too ok

>>126850946
pabo
go to sleep already

>>126850936
5th gen has been pretty boring yeah