How do I explain to my wife that I'm attending an Olivia concert? I'm 42 if that matters

>>126855288 (OP)
You politely sign the divorce papers she hands you when you get back

Enough with these threads already

>>126855288 (OP)
https://youtu.be/C6blOZQw3cw

My wife would understand
But she married a classically trained Pervert
Also there is nothing perverted about wanting to watch Olivia Rodrigo perform live

>>126855288 (OP)
Her music is shit

>>126855346
This is Olivia's board

>>126855288 (OP)
Tell her the truth: you're gay.

>>126855346
What are you gonna do about it

>>126855502
Trvth nvke

>>126855495
''Her'' music

>>126855288 (OP)
You won a ticket to the show and the contest agreement requires you to attend, no resell. Thems the rules ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

POST IT

>>126855509
Nothing homosexual about this

>Some guys have all the luck

>>126856351
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRARARARARARWRARARARAWWWWR X-(

Olivia makes me feral. I want to wear a collar and be her doggy boy

I want to wear Olivia's dirty panties on my face and suck clean every drop of Livy discharge!

>>126856351
Literally nothing remarkable about this girl.

I WANNA SEE OLIVIA’s RODRlGO

>>126856909
fucking finally!

>>126855288 (OP)
olivia is the most talented zoomer

>>126856909
Your wish is granted.

What’s going on with this site

>>126855321
FPBP

thank u for post this sirs i am coming

>>126855288 (OP)
Dads must love taking their daughters to her concert lol

>>126855288 (OP)
Just tell her that you’re going to see her Rodrigo. Most people will understand.

>>126856719
Lips n’ hips

The /mu/ janny is an olivia gooner

need to generate some hot hot olivia and alissic or wininoa oak lesbian videos.

you don't, but then she'd prob think you're cheating and divorce you lul

>>126856351
id like some of her Pulp if u get my drift.

>>126855288 (OP)
slap that madarchod with your big bharat cock

Cutting off my limbs with a table saw for Liv

Covering my dick in honey and sticking it in an ant hill for Liv

>>126855288 (OP)
Disgoosting broon hooor.

>>126856351
Gotta be honest this kid seems annoyed by her in most of the images they are together. Sex must be great if he puts up with it. Good thing shes on tour so he doesn't actually have to spend too much time with her.if her music is any indication, she is an emotionally volatile and exhausting person to be with. 5 guys by 22 doesn't happen by accident.

>>126855812
I mean, these webms remind me of a hot thai tranny prostitute i fucked once so i think there is. I litterly am craving some bussy right now thanks to olivia. You haven't lived until you've fucked a failed male in the ass and given him a reach around until he spurts like a stuck up sprinkler. Getting on that plane to come back home almost made me cry anon...

>>126861499
>. 5 guys by 22
You're a virgin if you think that's a high number

>>126862396
Anything higher than one is high

>>126862410
Especially at 22. At that age a person is just wrapping up college. 5 would be a common count maybe foe someone who is 35-40.

5 at 22 is a relationship a year of you consider she started at 17. Thats not even taking into account the ones we don't know about. It maybe more like 6 or 7.

>>126864543
no woman will ever fuck you. sorry to break it to you bro.

>>126866033


Thats. Fine with me, i like ladyboys and femboys. There's just something deeply erotic about emasculating another man. For the record though. I would never show my powerlevel areound a woman.

>>126855288 (OP)
offer to take your wife with you, why not? If she's like "no I don't like that" then "fine, I'll go by myself". Otherwise if she wants to go, neither one of you are worse off.

>>126855288 (OP)
I'd rather ogle her on stage for 3 hours then have to listen to 5 more minutes of my overweight hog of a wife of 20 years moaning about her back aching and her arthritis acting up when she's gotta her 400 lb ass off the ottoman and into a barely functioning 2010 Altima that rides low to the ground once she hops in. Of course she won't drive, her feet will hurt too much. And then tells me I'm lazy when I pay for her rent bills food Bunyan cream psych meds. Yeah I'd take 3 hours with Olivia over that

>>126862410
>>126864543
LOL found the virgins

>>126855288 (OP)
why can't you go together? what is up with peope these days, they are married and yet are always doings by themselvs

>>126864543
She has access to wealth travels nice clothing lodging food which attracts people who find that fun to be around. It's that simple, the personality of an individual is a whole nother ball game. We tend to be attracted to what we can immediately notice at first, don't expect to be attracted to someone's personality off that bat unless they are as funny as Robin Williams if not more.
i.e. If I saw an early 20s 5 ft 3 110 or so lb snow bunny with a plump ass Id be all up in that. But it helps if she were wearing a Deftones shirt smokes weed and skates. We'd bond pretty fast, if you don't consider who that would work how would you ever expect to get a date?

>>126856705
That's the spirit, have a Coors. We don't have bud light or O'Doul's round these parts. After are, we aren't either Dylan Mullaney choppin his wiener off to make a fake rubber verginer nor are we Mormans tryna brag about how sober and chaste we are for some false prophet cracker.

>>126855288 (OP)
But I seethe and envy that pic with a satanic rage. I wish to be her and stick my fingers up my cunt to suck them
If pussy wasn't unobtanium I wouldn't have said that but you know how Late stage capitalism works

>>126855288 (OP)
>>126855288 (OP)
>I'm 42
what's wrong withMillennials lol
this isn't Joni Mitchell at her peak, it's a generic pop singer
why are you going?
and why didn't you at least go with your wife?
i hope your wife laughs at you as mush as the girls at the concert will (the ones who aren't taking pics and posting them on socials with captions like "check the creeper!" "senior citizen here trying to touch girls" and "Eew!!"

>>126855288 (OP)
>>126855502
>>126856351
>>126860182
What's so special about her? She's just young and thin, but her face is mid.

>>126867668
Nothing. She's mid af. It's the one guy that spams her relentlessly on the board that makes it appear like she has a following. Same for the Addison spammer. Same for the Emily Armstrong schizo.

No one fucking cares and there would be no threads and you would NEVER hear about them if it wasn't for these coomers.

>>126856351
she always gets dumped by chad

>>126867809
You’re just mad nobody cares about Carly Rae Jepsen.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

OPs webm had me expecting a slut show but she came out in the most boring outfit
OP u r gay

Why’s she dating a Britbong?

>>126868431
I'm not seeing her at Glastonbury. I'm expecting something hotter

>>126868507
that little fatty charli xcx already paraded around glasto like a whore so I was expecting the same from olivia after seeing OP. didn’t even know she’d gone from teeny bopper to slut

>>126868329
yep, it's goonin' time

>>126868560
Most boring goon to the most mediocre shit. Your life is trash.

>>126868588
You say you have ED and can't get hard to sexy tight sluts

>>126868603
he’s mad that nobody goons to his waifu

>>126868603
*just say
Sorry bro it's hard to type while I goon

Why does gooning to Olivia feel so good?

>>126867668
>young and thin
rarer and rarer these days

Olivia owes me oral sex

Olivia's message to the Livvy Chads of /mu/

>>126855288 (OP)
wifey would probably be down for a 3some with liv.
but you got to be smooth in how you broach it.

>>126869495
I think I can see her pusy

>>126869534
I think you mean her RODRIGO

>>126869524
How would you go about it, Anon?

>>126869495
brioche bun pussy olivia!

>>126855288 (OP)
This webm make me feel so sad looking at my ugly gf

>>126855288 (OP)
I wouldn't divorce my husband for going to an Olivia show, but I might divorce him for having random pop slop on his radar in the first place. He's 43!
I've never heard an entire Olivia song either so I'm not a hypocrite!

>>126870582
you should show it to your gf and tell her that so you can at least be less sad than her

>>126855288 (OP)
how did you explain to her that you were gay

>>126866033
Back to plebbit you go

>>126867127
You too, nigger

Do you think she fucks good?

>>126872153
Yes

>>126872237
So fucking cringe

>>126872355
Yeah tight 20 year old pussy is so cringe

>>126872481
If it's anything like her saggy and misshapen tits, then that pussy is probably a sloppy, loose mess.

>>126855288 (OP)
Does she do this for the dads in the audience?

>>126855288 (OP)
Don't do it, there will be a lot of young women screaming all the time. It won't be fun.

>>126855288 (OP)
Never got the chance to go to a Maya concert.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3exdTKRif6I

>>126872237
>same scripted bend overs and jumps in every show
lame

Why does she wear those clunky clown shoes all the time.
Should wear just fishnets or go barefoot.
Would double her online exposure

>>126876152
>what is coreography

>>126876152
>what is choreography

>>126876648
She's afraid of foot fags.

Olivia is old news. It’s all about Tyla now