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Whose currently playing?

https://clashfinder.com/m/g2025/

>>126855597 (OP)
Can you enter without a vaccination pass?

>>126855609
tickets sold out sorry lad

>>126855444
how many ropes did you shoot?

I'd still rape you love, don't worry

>>126855597 (OP)
The cultural hegemony that is impoverishing you for all of recorded time?

sexo with choli

Country music is the hottest genre on the planet right now, no one wants to watch shitty rock bands and rappers

>>126856057
Fuck off yank

>>126856057
I agree with you on the rappers, they have no place at Glastonbury it should be rock music

>>126856057
England already has folk, it doesn't need cowboy larpers.

>>126856170
Grow up

Who was this band?

>>126856526
Amyl & the Sniffers

>>126856551
Thanks. I might have a further listen but it might be because I got an erection, not sure really.

Got in and Skepta is on

>>126856641
you scared him off

Just pissed all over the seat and a really fit bird went in after me

>>126856802
If you're actually at Glasto then why the bloody hell are you on 4chan. You should be downing pints and kissing women

Fucks sake lads. Been out with two couples for tea and of course we're the couple that has to leave before we go out for drinks. Fucking sake

how long until he's cancelled?

based drunkbro

>>126856551
>Amyl & the Sniffers
it's real, wtf

>>126856878
M8 it's not even 10 lol

>>126856953
Have a good one lad. I wish I was there. I'll be 35 next festival

>>126856551
>>126856526
any pics of the tits shown? no festival thread on /gif/ and nothing on reddit

>>126856996
It was just a mini pop out video in the corner of the stream. Can't find the set or track on iplayer but if it gets uploaded I'll be on it.

>>126856972
My sister's best friend's here with her Iranian bf. She's always fancied me since we got the school bus so I'm gonna slam her

>>126856953
who have you seen so far mate?

Neil Young ain't exactly going to capture the spirit of the nation is he, fucking hell who booked him

>>126857073
you can skip back to 17:00 on the live vod which is when their set starts
https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/l005789v/glastonbury-other-stage-saturday

Beth Gibbons is playing some Portishead stuff finally

did someone forget to plug in neil young's guitars

>>126857101
Thanks lad didn't think of that. Will have a watch after Neil.

Worst Glasto ever
For me that is, hopefully not for the Glastoanon. Godspeed you beautiful mustang.

Looks like Neil's a bit sour about this being broadcast live.

>>126857154
I'm quite into electronic music and I've actually enjoyed some of the bands, not being funny.

There is a load of shite though. Like technically proficient bands but it's just all too soft and smooth and a black girl sings that makes London types piss themselves in appreciation but it's just fucking boring.

Scissor Sisters (without any Sisters any more as Ana Matronic left) or CHORLEE

>>126857192
Why is that an issue.. He only wants people who paid tickets to see him? Tight bastard

Absolutely had to kill all the crowd lights for Neil Young to cover for the fact there's about 200 people watching him.

>>126857251
Pretty much. Love his music but he's clearly a greedy control freak.

>>126857241
Neither. Listen to Caribou in about 20 minutes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxPPbPYMPn8

Does Charli actually sing? So far this is just her shaking her arse and miming over the album. They're not even trying to make it appear like she's singing live.

>>126857241
scissor sister stream is fucked for me

>>126857269
I've been to see Caribou, might pop my head across in twenty mins

They really fucked up Never Come Back last year, the drum machine started out of time at a key moment

>>126857097
Rumour on site is this is Michael Eavis's last festival so he demanded him

Charli xcx should’ve been on the pyramid stage

>>126857287
Could be some truth. Both Michael and Neil can't have much more left in the tank.
>>126857290
No she shouldn't, she's fucking shite.

I think I might be epileptic bros. These fucking lights at Charlis set are killing

Not at Glastonbury, girlfriend just got really mad when she found out I've done drugs

Might actually have to bin her off lads >>126856880

>>126857295
Like John Foggerty earlier god damn he was so old and shit

BOOBA ALERT 22:56 ON CHARLI LIVE VOD DURING APPLE.

>>126857308
>when she found out I've done drugs
you mean done drugs now or ever?

>>126857327
Those were Gracie Abram’s jewess milkers

Neil Young a dirge
time for bed grandpa

If you are there, how much did you walk around today? Are you just supposed to stand at one place or did you try to see tons of different bands? Are there limits to how many people can watch a single band any “sell outs” you couldn’t attend? I’m just a hermit loser curious about what life is like.

>>126857336
>>126857254
>>126857097
elton john was an example of old boomer doing a good glasto performance

NO LORDE
what a let down
she was even at the festival

>20 minute song about a cleaning product
What the fuck is wrong with these drug addled boomers

Is this Olivia rodrigo?
She kinda pudgy but also really hot at the same time

>>126857339
not glastoanon but i've been before ages ago
there's no limits but you might find you can't get in a tent to actually see or hear them very well
there's a lot of walking, you can miss a full set going from one stage to another. pyramid and other stage are back to back though and if you plan it its not that bad to get round.
there are definitely normies who just do the pyramid stage all day long though

>>126857339
Not there but have been (last time was in 2019). I did about 35000 steps per day while I was there. Most people move around a lot because there's stuff they want to see on multiple stages. Also if it's fucking roasting you don't want to be stood in the same spot all day.

>>126857342
Yeah I was wondering if she was going to turn up. We may get Addison Rae for the Von Dutch remix as she’s in London as she’s supporting Lana

>>126857352
what are you referencing?

>>126856895
Saw them 2 years ago. I like the musicality but the message is woke bullshit. A dilemma, for sure

>>126857339
It's just the biggest party with a hundred areas and music until 5am

>>126856880
Why, your missus pregnant or just boring?

>>126857356
>Also if it's fucking roasting you don't want to be stood in the same spot all day.

i've really started enjoying glasto in the past few years but i could not imagine going, it seems to persistently fall on the hottest day of the year (so far) and i would rather enjoy it from the comfort of home especially since every set is available to watch

doechii really is very good

>>126857383
it genuinely is a good atmosphere though. hippies are of course ridiculous but fair fucks to them.

>>126857381
Boring lad. Even with her own mates she can't just go out. Autism innit

glad the hippies are almost dead and gone so boring uncs like neil young can fuck off and leave glastonbury to musicians people want to hear from

>>126857407
Does she still have sex though at least?

How many lines do you think Charli has snorted this evening?

>>126857437
Aye but I'm not really that arsed tbqh lad

>>126857447
365

>>126857464
So what are you getting out of this?

>>126857472
That's a good question lad. She's lovely with me but I am a bit of a pushover

Im fucked, someone tell me what to go to that isn't basil brush

>>126857506
Four Tet is on at Arcadia from midnight lad

>>126857506
rabbit hole

i need to anally penetrate charli right now bros

>>126857254
Access was strictly restricted to the vaccinated.

>>126857495
Kids?

The Guardian is Charli's biggest cheerleader but they seem to have lost interest in her set.

She's so fucking hot bros

Wait that's how Charlie's set ended?

Pfffft

never come back sounds weird here

>>126857506
Take all your clothes off and wander about. You might get on telly.

>>126857685
Last year they really fucked it up live so maybe going for an alternative version

All this political shit is annoying.

>>126856895
I wouldn't be surprised if the front man went down for GBH or similar. He's that sort of guy.

I for one am glad that Neil allowed us to watch his set.

lads ive comfy as fuck 6 guinness down and 2 valium and 2 opiates listening to caribou. can't imagine anyone who isnt me right now

>>126857739
No you don’t understand. I MUST talk about Palestine 24/7. If I don’t, I may actually have to do something instead of just talking about it.

Neil Young is going off desu

>>126857755
don't pull a hendrix

>>126857787
Showing why he's on the Pyramid instead of some autotuned slag.

Is Glastonbury really full of middle class swingers wives?

>>126857795
kek hendrix took liike 9 barbiturates that are now banned i think ill be fine

>>126857755
>6 guinness down
Based
>2 valium and 2 opiates
Grim

>>126857787
that was great

>>126857781
Talking about it is doing something about it. Especially if thousands of people can hear you.

Wtf I love peace now

>>126857820
No, scousers robbing your tent (unironically)

Imagine how loose the lead singer from Scissor Sister’s arsehole is. I bet that thing has taken significant cock.

>>126857880
No it isnt. It’s the literal definition of slacktivism and virtue signalling.

Didn't even play heart of gold. Terrible

>>126857935
...terms which you learned online

Download > Glastonbury

>>126857755
That’s how you die. Sorry I don’t want to kill your trip but NEVER mix opiates and alcohol again it’s so bad for you

Has anyone delivered a universally derided set yet? There's normally one.

>>126858236
The fact that The Guardian hasn't yet given a slurping 5 star review to Charli means that her set was awful and will go down as one of the worst in history.

>>126856895
I'm sure he treats women like shit, that's why he's pro-Palestine

Glastonbury is full of the worst sort of middle-class leftie wankers. I hate the way the media make such a big deal out of it every year that just encourages more and more of the same people who just want to watch headliners with their phones out.

BRITAIN IS SICK

>>126858074
I am sure he read your post

>>126858528
People having fun? Oh no, how awful

>>126858653
Missed the point. Over the last 10-12 years since they've started streaming more and more of it, it's become full of posers and people who really should be at V- Fest. There's far less of a balance of audiences across different parts of the festival as people flock to the main stages to the point they've started closing off areas at different times of the day.

Are we being lied to?

>>126858700
>Other people shouldn't be allowed to visit Glasto, only I and people I like should be able to visit!

>>126858759
Cool strawman.

In order to combat this middle class influx they should introduce the great British metal festival tradition of throwing bottles of piss around in the mosh pit to Glastonbury.

>>126858714
About what?

>>126859250
The cultural relevance of the Glastonbury Festival for a start.

Check the Charlie thinghycxc

Damn that's bad.
Is it really popular?

Anything worth a watch today? Lineup looks pretty shit to me. I'll give Turnstile a watch even though I see them a couple of weeks ago. Their new album is shit though.

>>126862435
katy j pearson and goat, might watch a bit of rod

>>126859926
Middle class lefty Londoners (Guardian readers) absolutely love it. Most human beings think it's fucking shit.

>>126858555
kek I was doing festivals 30 years ago, full of Tristans from uni screaming 'fuck you I won't do what you tell me' to RATM before dashing home to finish an essay so they can get a job in banking and suck corpo cock until they retire. Nothing changes. Kids will be kids.

>>126858292
.

https://www.theguardian.com/music/2025/jun/29/charli-xcx-at-glastonbury-review

>>126862990
the Grauniad's coverage of her is almost as bad as when they had to run three Taylor Swift stories every day a few years back. I listened to some of charli's stuff thinking I must be missing some epoch-defining mega-artiste, a true auteur and cultural touchstone and you know what? nah

post them

>>126862990
>>126863081

I think the key to this is understanding that Charli XCX doesn't make music for zoomers. She actually makes music for 35 year old millennials holding onto the faintest wisps of their youth. That's why Grauniad types want to big her up so much, because it makes them feel relevant still, as actual youth culture is entirely overtaken by incomprehensible tiktok brainrot

best time I've had so far was with watching Gary Numan's set. All the electronic music sets like Caribou and Floating Points were banging as well.

>>126863258
That's a fair point well made. I've comfortably dropped out of the back end of both of those demographics which is probably why I'm struggling with it.

Even though I like their music Pulp were actually really, really shite yesterday and it's good that they've been forgotten already.

>>126855597 (OP)
Let's talk about Bob Vinyl

>>126863297
yes but first you'd have to have seen their performance
https://www.mediafire.com/file/418vbjvg70khsyh/Bob_Vylan_-_Glastonbury_2025_UNEDITED.mp4/file

>>126862990
Worst fellating I see from them was during the live blog of Kendrick Lamar when he was headlining, fucking embarrassing.

>>126863464
https://www.theguardian.com/music/live/2022/jun/26/sunday-at-glastonbury-the-build-to-kendrick-lamar-lorde-and-pet-shop-boys

If you want a laugh.

you lot were seething like fuck yesterday over kneecap not getting aired live
turns out that was a decision made on music grounds. they're diabolical

What the fuck is Celeste

>>126863478
Jesus wept

>>126863480
Yeah I think something that gets lost in the whole controversy around Kneecap is that they are what I would call "fucking SHITE"

and I'm a lefty

>>126863503
>What the fuck is Celeste
Daphne's mate

>>126863503
>what the fuck is Celeste

This is the problem of booking an equally gender split festival that no one asked for outside of a vocal minority on social media. They have to fill all the stages with a bunch of talentless women that people have to pretend to enjoy. It also doesn't help that Emily Eavis is a shit reactionary booker that just panders to whatever criticism she gets for not having enough of/ too much of.

/mu/ won't like this but Rod Stewart is a better act even now than 90% of the festival combined
At his peak better than 98% combined
This is a FACT and you can cry about where he puts an X on a ballot paper all you like

Too many wank bands like Badbadnotgood and that sort this year.

You know the type, funky smooth jazz influences with soft vocals and impeccable drumming and they all have a degree but THE SONGS JUST FUCKING GO NOWHERE.

You want something that's going to grip you

>>126863786
Name bands which do that. You won't

>>126863669
Truth

Hypothetically, if I attended Glastonbury, how difficult would it be to find a woman who would take me back to her tent and let me lick her pussy

Fucking hell Pete Doherty needs to give it up, the absolute state of this.

>>126863913
get katy on lad

The Libertines might have the most boring, forgettable songs in the world

I'd unironically rather listen to Coldplay

>>126863995
You are free to do this and stop boring us

>>126863995
Up The Bracket was a good album, well it was 20 years ago anyway, watching them now is just sad.

Of course it's the annual criticism but this year is by far and away the worst Glastonbury I remember.

worst thing about them is that they only started performing again long after theyre prime now they are old and need the money

>>126864038
The band reformed to make some money did they, how novel

watching for the first time now the lineup is

loyle garner raye busta rhymes

sunday is the best day

I can't wait to see 80 year old Sir Rod Stewart jigging around in tight pants trying to sing.

Poor bastard can hardly talk these days

>>126864143
He's shagged more women than you've had wanks over Gaza you fruit

did you see the stylish kids in the riot

Are the 1975 worth getting into as a band?

no remaining aura whatsoever to The Libertines, a band which floated on this for 20 years

clap clap clap clap

>>126864219
If you're a 15 year old girl or your music taste doesn't expand outside of what's on Capital radio.

Glasto got shite as soon as Stanley Donwood stopped designing the posters. And fucking Supergrass? Don't get me started on some Adam Curtis nostalgia history looping bullshit type of rant. Britain has no idea of the future of its cultural output. Wetleg and these other bands that should have died a year or twk after they died because we had nothing better, and we put all our faith into the south london scene only to realise those lot are pretentious music school arse sniffers who can't keep a band together in the midst of being on tic to their university ket dealers.

That was so brave of The Libertines to show the flag

I feel like this could be the bio for about 80% of the women that have played this weekend

how quickly they forget about ukraine

kyiv is so 2022

Rodney's on in a minute. Can't wait
You lot are free to boycott him

cant wait

https://youtu.be/J4sWFQq1AQc?si=WAw4s-AWS6uD-0FG&t=651
https://youtu.be/J4sWFQq1AQc?si=WAw4s-AWS6uD-0FG&t=651

Clearly isn't using autotune at least

/mu/ will hate this because it isn't a brown fella mumbling over a wobbly bass beat

>Hull City flag up front for Rod

Embarrassing

Poor setlist this, people want the hits Rod. Not your soul/blues songbook dirge.

never listen to rod before but good luck to him the whole country is watching

There's something oddly fascistic about this performance

Still no Kpop limeys? Your Glastonberry festival is a joke

kpop is just lip syncing dancing and simping not really festival stage material

He just mentioned Israel without also saying he wants to wipe it off the face of the earth. You lot will HATE that.

hes winning me over

it is def dad rock

farmers league

Fewer things more cringe than some washed up old boomer playing something off 'the new record'. Just play what people want to hear, Paul McCartney the other year was fucking tragic .

scandalous how skibadee never got to play the legends slot

>>126864607
From a left wing perspective or a right wing perspective?

mad sax

>>126864684
MASSIVE

He should do the Enterprise theme

God this is boring, old cunt has got about 5 good songs. Turnstile in 15 anyway.

Why would somebody choose to larp as being Scottish?

>>126864742
If you already have a chip on your shoulder it's the perfect identity to assume.

top lad

Has he brought on any guests yet?

>>126864852
No but he's amassed a fine selection of milfs in his backing band

the one milf with the big fake boobs

>>126864852
Lulu is with him

Nap time for grandpa

toni duggan

Fucking hell this is like being on a cruise

new hair new rod

>>126864742
Nothing wrong with being Scottish, they invented a lot of things

You could be watching Turnstile instead of this washed up old cunt.

very special

>>126865033
I'm listening to turnstile and watch the said milfs on mute

Rod getting mogged by the milfs, actually might top himself

did rod have a sex change?

didnt ronnie leave rods band to join the rolling stones

>>126865218
He made the right decision

>>126864273
Based and terminal declinepilled

Genuinely fuck all left to watch now. I mean they've got some random troon on one one the stages in half hour, that's how bad it is.

I am now a fan of Turnstile

>>126865033
They should have put a roof on the other stage just so Turnstile could blow it off, fucking great set.

>>126865373
yeah that was great

That got me really hyped for Snow Patrol desu

>>126865363
get goat on

>>126865363
I'll watch prodigy but the rest will be trial and error i guess

>>126857356
>>126857376
Awesome brother
Thank you that is how I imagined it would be, I was the guy who wrote the long rant on thread one and I would actually probably try to see that many bands if I could, I am a hermit but still work on my cardio to not get a heart disease.

>>126865442
>prodigy without Keith

The peak of soulless

>>126865484
Keef was the Bez of the Prodigy. Liam is all the brains and always has been

>Nile Rodgers, who would turn up and play at the opening of a letter
>Snow Patrol

corr that black bird on the left, defo would
perfect choccy milkers

>>126865527
Leeroy was the Bez of the Prodigy.

incredible tits for a nogger

Who the FUCK is Kae Tempest

>>126865828
where?

>>126865859
nile & chic, girl with the big black afro

>>126865782
that bird dancing near the front two songs ago had a nice arse

>>126865856
Tranny

>>126865882
Not even a delicious ladyboy either, very disappointing

>>126865876
yeah she was jiggly, didn’t see her face tho

How much blood do you think Nile Rodgers drinks per week? Fucker hasn't aged in 20 years or so.

Snow Patrol are playing Run already

>Snow Patrol were last there 21 years ago
where does the time go

I love Jon Hopkins but this sounds dreadful

>>126865974
fuck I’m late for breathwork! got carried away with my blinkwork and lost track of time

>>126865974
Sounds pretty gay but Glastonbury is the perfect place to find marks for that kind of thing.

Think I'm going to watch St Vincent, see if she completely disappears up her own arse this time. It's got to happen one day.

top 5 sets so far lads?
also glastoanon you alive? your intake last night was mad

>>126866153
if he posted about how good he feels, hes dead

>>126866153
fogerty and 1975 for me
rod was fun
four tet was alright
liked raye, her voice is immaculate

Did Johnny Marr appear anywhere on this shit?

dear god

>>126866225
damn
RIP glastoanon

>>126866290
whos that

>>126866328
Formerly

>>126865974
>right do some breevin and that
nails on a chalkboard

Can't decide whether this year or last year was worse. But these are the two worst lineups in Glastonbury history. Could only be worse if Foo Fighters were headlining which they probably will be next year

>>126866402
Next year is a fallow year so no festival

>>126866464
phew

>>126865422
White people only watch this to be hip. Never listened to them, but I'm guessing that attire has something to do with ancient mysticism in Africa. Without looking anything else up, I'd say that's an accurate observation. Call me racist I just know these things. It's not like Democrats are gonna be able to understand it beyond what Condé Nast's handlers' tell the critics at Pitchfork Media to say. Funny how much I still read that site yet understand that they aren't what they used to be in say 2008. They were kind of cool then, they stopped being cool when they started dog piling shit onto Ye West. Sucking a cock to give My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy a 10 to be part of the media zeitgiest
At least it ain't Ghost, the ultimate tourist faggots of metal that invite culture vulture tik tok cunts who think their vaginas are a diamond in the rough. Like haha shaving ain't gonna polish the fake acting like they hung out with Kurt Cobain in 92 even tho they were born in 2001, shallow cunts. Kurt offed himself cause of you

>>126866066
byrne did a number on her

>>126866328
Mick Hucknall

Brian Jonestown are so fucking good

>>126866629
kek

>>126866660
id never heard them before, but i really liked their performance
does the guy on maracas/tambourine do anything as well as play those instruments

>>126866751
You mean Joel Gion? Nope, he just plays tambourine

seen a lot of sexy armpits this year
love sluts

>>126866822
any pics?

>>126866660
know the story behind this picture?
its anton newcombe

>>126866919
whoops, meant to attach this pcture

>>126865422
They look like they participate in child and virgin blood sacrifices back stage. Liberals are cool with anything as long as it's done by non light skinned people. White Jewish liberals would hate on Yellowman for being an albino black man. The Fader said Yung Lean should be guilty of being a white rapper in 2015, I will never vote democrats. Voting republican is much more logical at the point that liberals now support extreme censorship. Even conservichuds will defend my rights

what the fuck is a noah kahan

noticed that the crowd is like 99% white
have the small boats not made it to somerset yet

>>126867312
Music for when you're put on hold.

This Parcels band are alright, inoffensive, but fucking hell this little singalong is gay

BBC's coverage of Glastonbury used to be far better
They aired way more stages and had presenters walking around it live
You know they send thousands of dickheads to the festival as well so no excuse

>>126867428
I flicked over at that point and thought it was some kind of sermon

>>126867502
Don't get why it's all on iPlayer now. Not like they have anything better to show

>>126867502
We could be watching Sam Ryder right now but NO
>>126867628
They have the main general coverage on bbc2 right now

Quick goon of Jorja and Olivia and that will be me done for this year.

>>126868004
is jorja fit? never listened to her but was gonna check her out for 15 mins before overmono and prodigy

maccabees are decent

>wearing a massive coat to hide her big knockers

BOOOOOOOO

fuckin thighs on this bird

Unsurprisingly, some shitty flavour of the month pop artist isn't a draw, what a shock

>jorja tits covered
>rodrigo not even really dressed like a slut
prodigy it is then I suppose

BBC
>noooooo you can't see le irish man in le balaclava
also BBC
>look at this pop whore's crotch via a camera placed under a glass floor

She's the only popstar who seems actually cool

Why’s Olivia Rodrigo dressed like a woman of the night?

>crowd singing too fast to make sure they're heard first
It's like the problem that's infected football chants

>>126868326
do not disrespect dua

you could possibly make an argument for her being a gateway drug that might get kids into actual guitar bands, hopefully without also teaching them that the fastest way to fame is to take as many of your clothes off as possible

The Prodigy to close out the festival was a good idea.

>>126868424
find his liberal use of bad language quite offputting

feel like I’m listening to celldweller

I've sampled them all briefly and prodigy mogs

>>126868528
Rodrigo's leading with all the slow ballads tbf. She seems to have a pretty well constructed set that builds.

>>126868528
saw them at G-Mex in Manchester in '97 lol, insane gig and this is possibly madder. Maxim is 58 now ffs

>>126868547
Don't like any of her music thoughever. I feel literally nothing when I hear it.

Can't decide if I prefer The Prodigy this year, or Justice last year to close off Other stage. Both fucking powerhouses.

Too much seethe about The Guardian in this thread

I think it's a good paper

>>126868320
screenshot of this moment?

never really been into prodigy beyond the songs that were popular when I was in secondary school 15 years ago but gotta admit this looks like it would be fun
enter shikari moggs thougheverbeit

Prodigy has better music but Rodrigo better goon material, a dilemma

>>126868643
sorry for the player overlay, appears when you grab the screen

>>126868643
it's around 21:50 if you rewind pyramid coverage.

>>126868693
kek holy based
my brain must be porn rotten cause I honestly thought you meant a camera under glass that she sat down on and showed her crotch but yeah still based

lol olivia brings fat bob out

PRODIGY saved Glasto

plus Jorja Smith is lovely

Olivia on Pyramid is a crime tho

bonus: Zios sperging out about vylan and kneecap getting censored

>>126868784
most of her audience wondering who this scary old man is

>>126868784
I paused my Prodigy stream for this because I thought you're talking about her fat bob as in bobs and vagene
>mfw it's just Robert Smith
Fuck you

>>126868806
Stick to Prodigy.

Goon later

>>126868784
thought you meant her tits for a sec was about to switch over

>>126868806
>>126868831
not judging but you guys REALLY need to watch less porn, it is literally rotting your brains if it's this close to the surface all the time

>>126868851
I just spent the last 5 days watching English subbed JAV 5 feet from my 65” oled, 3 times a day
I cannot be stopped

>bump limit
lads this year has been mostly a shambles but it's been cozy vibes in here all weekend, thank you for doing your thing /mu/. glastoanon I salute you if you make it out the gates in one piece. see you in 2 years unless eavis kicks the bucket or something

BREATHE


!!!!!

feel like you could die in this prodigy crowd and nobody would even notice

Mods should have Sticked Glasto threads

I'm listening to Prodigy doing Breathe but watching Olivia shake her ass, it's a visually jarring yet ultimately enjoyable spectacle

>>126868921
INHALE
INHALE

I forgot how great Prodigy were. Even after losing Keith they've still got it

>>126868951
I mean, they do one thing. But they do it really fucking well.

More clunge cam!

some madlad in the prodigy crowd in a boba fett helmet lol

>>126868951
They're touring next year i think
SMACK MY BIIIIIICCCCCCCHHHH UP

Shaheen Badar vocals

>>126865421
Did you just lay there?

Oh dear, they’re self censoring Smack My Bitch Up. Not happy, lads.

kind of disappointed in myself for sticking to the o-rod stream instead of prodigy
sounds great from you guys reports

>>126868958
Liam has been the undisputed God of this shit for 30 years and more now

>not saying bitch
Lame

Alright lads been playing poker for like two hours with the boys so I've missed the pre-headliners and the headliners until The Prodigy now, anyone else any good???

Pendulum played a bit of Voodoo People as they always do the other week, cracking gig

>>126868961
post screenshots bruv

>>126868996
kek

lol maxim not the deep fried scream

>guitar chords on the teleprompter in addition to lyrics
not very rock and roll

>>126869016
based live desu anon irl

>>126869016
shoe on head so we can see you on the telly

Imagine ending your festival by watching The Maccabees, half an hour before the other acts. That entire field should be banned from coming again.

Waiting for OUTER SPACE

>>126869057
we gotta make a stop at the hospital first anon

>>126869037
Nah, set fire to your head. We’ll definitely spot you then.

Have they played Invaders Must Die or is that racist now?

Turnstile really surprised me.

Ehuru were brilliant Reggae too
Chic and nile rodgers were fine

Mick Hucknall was jokes but seriously, simply red should do a set in 2 years

>>126869069
KINO

>>126869078
Cool it with The Antisemitism

For me it's the sets that last until 5am Monday

That's what I'd want to experience

>>126869099
kek

The guitar lick on brutal is so good even if it is just Costello's

here it comes

SOMEONE CAP THE GHOSTHEAD IN THE CROWD
kek top

>>126868929
Yanks are too dense to know what Glasto is

>>126869127
elvis?
which song?

>>126869146
Start me up

>>126869120
Drugs Menu please on your wishlist?

YESSSSSS

CHOOOOOOON


WHOLE CROWD LOVIN IT

I am curious what Liam is playing live compared to say, Rob Swire from Pendulum.

Very similar band setups

>>126869099
I watched some of him and his band on the TV, they were good. They played a couple songs from the Daft Punk album that he was on.

Meanwhile I was looking through festival lineups from recent years and I noticed that Snow Patrol play a lot of British festivals. I'd rather see Nile Rodgers than fucking Snow Patrol.

>>126869155
For me it's E lad. With green and booze.

Not a big fan of ket or coke

KEK
THAT TOTALLY ECCCiED LAD in the crowd

>>126869152
i cant find a costello song with that titled
theres a rolling stones one though?

>>126868693
>>126868710
Holy shit

>>126869188
pump it up lol, sorry

>>126869179
based but don't get bummed

>>126869174

Not particularly Glastonbury but there's some serious festival clogger bands in the UK

A load of "quirky" indie rock shite mostly. Hot Chip, Circa Waves, We Are Scientists, Alt-J, Pigeon Detectives.

Also, I'm a fan of electronic music, but what is it with festival DJs called like "Horse Meat Disco" or "Mr Spanky's Gentleman's Dub Club" or "Purple Tea Party Disco Machine" or "Poo Poo Sound System" that made like one shit EP ten years ago but seem to clog up the bottom half of every festival lineup poster. Probably a load of private school toffs stealing a living.

And the Lancashire Hotpots and fucking Gok Wan

>>126869197
haha, cheers

>>126868693
>>126868710
You just know this was her idea

Is every Olivia R song about an ex boyfriend? christ

>>126869210
yeah it’s fourth wave feminist spiteful bitch music

that was comfy. I liked turnstile, and prodigy kicked ass of course, but not that much else in it this day for me

>prodigy finishes
>switch to olivia for the last remnants of glasto
>audience singalong sounds like a school choir

Good 4 u is really fun to play in fortnite rock band.
>>126869210
Bad idea right? Is about fucking a random guy. Brutal's just about being a teenager.
Most of her best songs are the non-breakup ones lol.

>>126868806
>>126868831
Rent free

>>126869179
read about how ket shrinks your bladder and destroys your vagina if you have one. double incontinence is a symptom you're dying from ket if you take it constantly. was a daily mail article though so it might be exaggerated how common it is.

>>126869203
I have a good friend who' has an Uncle that books bands for venues et al.

The quirky 1 album shite are genuinely people who are well financially so they do it for boredom and to take drugs and fuck.

Many other artists that are genuine, like Jah Wobble, have dedicated groups of fans that are interested in different music so they help musicians get paid and help venues out with sales and booze receipts

I imagine the BBC1 coverage is on a delay but has she played the song she had to give Paramore writing credits on?

>>126869203
record company politics. old bands do festival tours as roster filler as their source of income. then you have booking agent politics: "you can get X if you take Y and Z"

>>126868900
Peace niceanon

>>126869203
>Hot Chip, Circa Waves, We Are Scientists, Alt-J
I like all of those, except for Circa Waves who I haven't heard of

>Also, I'm a fan of electronic music, but what is it with festival DJs called like "Horse Meat Disco" or "Mr Spanky's Gentleman's Dub Club" or "Purple Tea Party Disco Machine" or "Poo Poo Sound System" that made like one shit EP ten years ago but seem to clog up the bottom half of every festival lineup poster.
Speaking of electronic music, I watched some of Caribou's set and I liked it. I used to listen to them and they played some of the songs I used to like.

>>126869237
Painful anon isn't it

>>126869273
Yep, definitely

lotta jailbait in that crowd

Can't imagine really going to the Pyramid Stage at all tbqh

>>126868900
why 2 years? arent you coming next year?

>>126869184
Prodigy was ace
Switched over to pyramid stage and what the fuck have you poofs been doing watching this trash?

>>126869345
sex

What does this cunt keep swearing for? Is it to show how authentic and real she is?

>>126869358
Nobody is lad, fallow year

>>126869382
We're not watching for the music faggot

BUT WHY DOES IT FEEL SO GOOD

ending the evening with overmono, seems chill

>>126869399
You're a yank coomer or something lad? Not one for getting out of the house and sweaty in the pit??

>>126869345
yeah lots of songs about being mad about being pumped and dumped for kids to be singing

>>126869399
just go on /gif/ then what are you doing on /mu/?

>>126869417
Imagine being overmono. You just KNOW you could have at least half the crowd from the prodigy who'd go bonkers for your shit, but alas

>>126869417
>>126869437
Overmono are like Bicep without the nostalgia tbqh

>>126869447
always thought overmono were just Fred again without the epic emotional voice notes n shit

>>126869399
Absolute state of Gooning Burgers

Is there anything you Yanks can't leave uninfected with your humourless arrogant crude culturally redundant superficial hedonism?

bit shit how the live feeds from different stages are unavailable as soon as they've finished

>>126869457
A similarly worthy evaluation lad tbf

>>126869466
I'm sorry I just want to see OLIVIA'S RODRIGO OK

>>126869476
Yeah ikr, missed the last two acts on most stages and want to track back

>>126869476
yea but they at least stick up the sets nice and organized in full
unless it's too problematic of course yk

>>126869482
youre not sorry

OP OP here lads, hope you enjoyed it

Wish I'd posted this day one lads. Used to be on twitter but not this year

https://www.glastonburyfestivals.co.uk/news/live-updates/

Gives a real sight into the entire festival. The bars and small stages and vibes, from cringe Reddit yoga to ketamine hell

>>126869514
yes good shit OP OP you don't get this much of a sense of unity on /mu/ often these days.

>>126869476
yeah they lock away a lot of good footage very quick. i always start grabbing the streams with streamlink when i tune in so i can scroll through the acts later without BBC's curation.

this guy on reddit does it too and is making the sets available on internet archive: https://www.reddit.com/user/milkman1101/comments/1lne801/download_glastonbury_2025_sets/
https://archive.org/details/@jaxjones

>>126869550
Exactly mate, too many people are just massive fannys about the music aren't they.

>>126869566
glasto don't pay enough for blackpink and they won't be touring again after this years world tour finished. blackpinks guarantee is $1.5million a show.

>>126869482
Lad, we know, but you could have enjoyed Prodigy music and gooned after.
You chose the latter
Absolute state

>>126869578
Phenomenal

>>126869514
based OP
jannies should have stickied thread

Nice one lads, it's been real

Prodigy were insane

rewound the overmono set and haven’t been kicked off yet
nothing will beat prodigy just purely on energy even tho I don’t like them that much but overmono are killing it desu

>>126869644
HE'S ALIVE

take care lad. I want to see 6am Stone Circle pics, you are god's bravest soldier

do you get to camp there tonight as well or do they kick you out
surely they can’t be releasing that many drugged up mongs onto the streets

>>126869578
highly based thanks lad

>>126869644
TUCK IN

>>126869694
the festival is still going until 5am monday at least

>>126869514
great threads thanks bro

>>126869694
Nah people get basically all of Monday to leave. And they've been there since Wednesday. £380 is actually cheap

>>126869644
get in there my son

>>126869694
The music is on until 6am then they get most of Monday to clear off

>>126869736
oh that’s not bad desu. idk if I could hack it with what I assume are filthy shitty showers tho.

Whats the replacement festival next year? Reading and Leeds? Isle of Wight?

>>126869783
coachella x

>>126869783
None really capture the same magic unfortunately. The small stages and endless nights.

Genuinely an enchanted part of England

wouldnt mind doing a festival desu shame ive got no m8s and cant drive guess ill stick to shitposting with you retards x

>>126869203
Cute Girl With A Guitar And Sundress!!

>>126869578
Baaaaased. Thank you!

>>126869514
Fank yew OP