tarzzan

[instiz] THE 5 GROUPS WHO CHARTED ON US SPOTIFY IN 2025

HUNTR/X - Golden, How It's Done, What It Sounds Like, Take Down
KATSEYE - Gnarly, Gabriela, Gameboy
Saja Boys - Your Idol, Soda Pop
LE SSERAFIM - HOT, Come Over
IVE - Attitude

original post: here

1. Huntrix and Saja Boys ㅋㅋㅋㅋ

2. Manon seriously looks gorgeous

3. No but ㅋㅋㅋ Kpop Demon Hunters are amazing

4. Golden and Your Idol are masterpiece

5. KATSEYE is considered K-pop...?

6. Oh IVE

7. Wow Kpop Demon Huntersㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

8. Wow

9. Oh they're listening to LE SSERAFIM's Come Over

10. Wow I didn't expect IVE here... Attitude was so good. I didn't know it entered the US Spotify chart

>>126865892
True, it helps that the songs are catchy/fun too

winturd poops through his penis in a long uninterrupted fecal strip

>>126865924
did you drop all your stray"chad" and enhypen husbandos for tarzzan sis?

>>126865920 (OP)
stella rizzing up carmen !

karina is really quite fluent in english already, her word choice is stellar
https://x.com/thxminuu/status/1939343165825355923

IVE got the power

>>126865939
hopefully to deport her back to indonesia or wherever she came from

>>126865930
aespa doko

post annie

>>126865951
aespa will never be big in the west

>>126865950
now imagine the girls mocking bird belly

>>126865930
lol its over

>>126865951
Thailand

>>126865951
try the indian charts

>>126865920 (OP)
h2h angels

>>126865956
ive arent big either but still managed to chart, whats aespa's excuse?

Imagine

>>126865968
>ive arent big either
clearly they are

>Ask a co-worker girl out
>She rejects
>Goes out with a better looking guy that works in a higher position two days later
Incels were right. Girls only care about looks and money. The same goes for Idols.

>>126865968
their bot farm is located in thailand so no US streams

>>126865956
maybe not, but aespa ft Flo Milli will

yet another reason to hate this feminist uggo

Spotify is a brown chart

>>126865967

winturd is a bogged tranny

>>126865980
>1/3 of their streams are from thailand
WTF?
not even lisa pulls this off, whats their secret?

>>126865990

who is your favourite kpop's favourite kpop?

plump bird butt

yejibros were losing an argument in reddit and getting downvoted what do we do?

>>126865935
not to go deep into this shit but some women think pure\cute concepts make them less desirable or hot so they oppose them like they can hurt their image. technically it's understandable because they are women in their prime full of estrogen but kpop shouldn't be a place to score some gaypop numbers, ISAC is the place for that

>>126865994
seems like thais only stream when they have a comeback, bunch of weirdos

>>126865996
don't say that

>>126866002
what is bro cooking

>>126865995
t-ara
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ceRkDJk7Oxs&list=RDceRkDJk7Oxs&start_radio=1

>>126865995
iu

fans mogging idols

>>126865973
they're so small

>>126866015
I love this fan

>>126866008
yes, and they stop streaming on sundays, leading to a 100+ place drop

>>126866015
is this xiaoting?

>>126865920 (OP)
>Real bad bidness that's dirty work

>>126866002
>ISAC is the place for that

r8 my playlist please

>>126865973
How does Chaewon have such cute chubby cheeks. Does she hide nuts in there.

>>126865995
probably taeyeon

>>126865999
crash out

>>126866015
She is so pretty wtf

it’s been a minute, put on some aoa

>>126866025
roast/roast

at least tarzzan doesn't have an incel chin

somi

>>126865936
don't even like winter or aespa in general but you're genuinely better off dead

>>126866016
magic johnson is more than 2 metres tall

>>126866025
very based

>>126866025
get this man a fresh depends

winter is the only aespa with a personality (except giselle)

i dont get why anyone would obsess with hating her over, say, karina or ningning

>>126866045
too much bad bisiness

>>126866045
good playlist

i wonder why the le sserafim magic johnson picture and the kazuha yunjin + two britbong guys picture get posted together so often, i wonder if there is a unifying theme here

>>126866045
use dark theme, its life changing
good playlist tho

>>126866040
Unlike you?

>>126866024
sully is innocent

>>126865973
Imagine the sex and smell

>>126866063
every day i thank God i have a normal chin

>>126865930

>>126866020
sm sm sm...wtf are you doing

>>126866064
why is she so horny around men all the time?

>>126866025
>youtube

they should call her poopturd instead

>>126866024
kpop fans are so silly

>>126866052
how about hating any idol is completely retarded unless if they were a rapist, pedophile, or someone who enables those things

>>126866079
Still more beautiful than the entire Asian female population

>>126866077
she is just very friendly

>>126866082
it's usually bullshit but sully was really flirting with male idols the entire time and it's not the first time

rill bad bidniss thats dirty work

it's winpoop

>>126865985
wait a sec... she looks good. i thought she was the uggo. sea seethers lied.

why is sully so down bad all the time

>>126866089
Fuck off Peter Pan. Love can't exist without hate.

>>126866041
sorry she's in the dungeon

>>126866100
all her fans are ugly brown and short

oh kari my kari

>>126866098

>>126866023
the SHAVED

>>126866024
i like how nobody really cares that uglily was also flirting. she has zero fans in korea

sullyoon has one of the prettiest gooks in the entire world (bae) foaming at the mouth for her, bae's basically on her knees begging for some lesbo action

and yet she still fucks m*n

WHORE

>>126866117
bogwhore

remember aespa sold about half as many tickets per show in america as IVE

just woke up, what's causing this aespa seethe?

>>126866121
It's cause she's a foreigner, koreans actually know how to mind their fucking business when it comes to non-koreans. Unlike mutt roasties on twitter who can't stop telling koreans how kpop should work.

reminder that IVE slayed lolapalooza and aespa flopped coachella

>>126866094
very pure behavior

she's so ugly to me now. if it weren't for her tits, pits, tummy, thighs, and feet, i wouldn't care about her at all.

>>126866131
aespajeets are always seething

>>126866136

>>126866132
the fact that she's hella ugly doesn't help

>>126866140
>she doesn't hold my exact political views? i'm going insaneeeeeeeeeee
seek help

>>126866077
any body language expert here?
this is not looking good...

bogrina saggy bogwhore

>>126866078
youtube is pretty great if you have an adblocker
you do use an adblocker, right anon?

Winter's beauty BROKE you

>>126866131
nothing out of the ordinary, just them being bogged monsters

>>126866148
Being gay is a choice and you made yours

stop attacking nmixx for no reason

>>126866150
a person's politics are a reflection of their character, and karina proudly let the world know that she's a piece of shit.

bad hours

>>126866131
>.@ALLDAY_PROJECT’s “FAMOUS” — 11PM KST:
>#1 MelOn (=)
>#1 Bugs (=)
>#1 FLO (=)
>#1 Genie (=)
>— ALLDAY PROJECT has achieved its 3rd Real-Time All Kill (RAK).

They were mogged by a nugu group

>>126866162
ugliest shit

post the cute fat girl from uspeer

I can't for the life of me imagine straight men unironically listeining aespa music. It just doesn't make sense. I must therefore conclude that 100% of male aespa fans are faggots.

>>126866142
>>126866168
you both know im talking about your seething AT aespa

koreans saw a group with a racist and a chaebol daughter and said yeah this totally works for us.

>>126866169
>it's the eyes and nose
correct

finna jork it to kkura xD

>>126866166
like i said, seek help

>>126866174
hella strong deduction skills brother

>>126866181
dont do it

joonie coilis her leg around your waist and tugs down on your balls. she swallows all of it. he wait for you to stopeaking then pulls her mouth away then kisses the tip. she chokes it down. "that was a lot." joonie opens her mouuth, sticks her tongue out and goes "ahhh" she plays with it as if softens in her tiny hand. she whispers to herself, "all gone.."

>>126866132
And that's why your "soft power" propaganda failed.

>>126866169
>face card
Brown zoomerspeak aka disposable non-human opinion.

>>126866165
tell your posters to stop attacking every other group for no reason

>>126866178
Who's the racist

>>126866002
a bit weird, they probably just think its kinda cringe/embarrassing

>>126866195
most nmexxicans are brown

>>126866198
george of the jungle

>>126866148
this is just the fates of all hapas, koreans are racist as shit

>>126866190
it's all good. he's into milfs.

idols for incels?

kim lip is so fucking ugly but sometimes my dick gets so hard and horny for her what the fuck

>most

>>126866205
hella fun movie, i should rewatch it

>>126865995
wony

so much wonhee and ian posting in the k** discord...

>>126866213
karina

>>126866213
artms
triples

>>126866146
sexy kyu

>>126866224
bog recognizes bog

>>126865995
soshi

winturkey is a penis having bogclown

Winter pretty.

>>126866213
all of them

>>126866215
ugly people love projecting personality traits as a coping mechanism
karina is beautiful therefore is a bitch and a bad person
lipuggo is extremely ugly therefore she's a good person

>>126866243
absolutely not, incels can't pick up all day project

Who win

>>126866224
>no i fucking hate her
what is the point of asking these questions

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3IUu2_EGug
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3IUu2_EGug
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3IUu2_EGug

lesserafim cant stop aespa. ive is dead. it's over. aespa won. new jeans are having condomless sex to to pay legal bills

>>126866249
left face
right body

>>126866249
sully these days because sana is bogged now

>>126866199
correct. because it's childish aka the opposite of sexy woman image. that was my point

>>126866246
also keep in mind for most nornal people the exact opposite is true it's called the halo effect people think attractive people are more righteous and good
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halo_effect
so this anti halo effect must only be relevant for ugly people judging fellow ugly people

>>126866253
the only people who won are the thai IT guys running aespa's bot farm

>>126866248
can you though? those bitches ain't shit, won't be "listening".

drink sprite

>>126866252
>3 years ago

>>126866253
This is why no one cares Korea. Art isn't a competition.

>>126866258
yeah that 2nd part was implied

>>126866263
you know all spotify numbers are bot farms, right? sorry you had to find out this way but your group isn't unique

>>126865930
where the FUCK is itzy

>>126866270
paid playlisting and bot farms are different
you can skip autoplaylisted songs

>>126866264
everyone will be listening except you

>.@ALLDAY_PROJECT’s “FAMOUS” — 11PM KST:
>#1 MelOn (=)
>#1 Bugs (=)
>#1 FLO (=)
>#1 Genie (=)
>— ALLDAY PROJECT has achieved its 3rd Real-Time All Kill (RAK).

Tarzzan fucked karina in all her holes and left her in a sloppy mess on the floor, she thanked him as he left

>>126866270
just your talentless hoors

>>126866268
the ancient greeks literally had poetry competitions

sluggo should avoid taking pictures next to karina at all costs

>>126866262
that's true but karina is bogged and no one who's calling her that is blasting to uggos

>fearsissy trying to discredit spotify now that aespa outperformed them by claiming its all bots
hey newsflash that's what we've been saying all along

>>126866292
where is aespa on the US spotify chart?

>>126866288
in this pic:
winty >>> slug > karina > irene

>>126866283
why are you assuming i like bogrina?

>>126866278
What did she say?

yooyeon comes back modhaus with a black eye and a limp. she shrugs naky away when she tries to touch her. "unnie you're bleeding." the underage members are watching a movie in their bedroom. they are laughing. yooyeon takes jiwoo's hand. and squeezes it. "You know how it is. how it goes. whay they do." Jiwoo squeezes it back. "Yea."

winter has the opposite of a personality. aespa's blank void

>>126866298
oh so now only the US one matters?

>>126866288
sluggie cute korean woman
karina botched bogtranny

>>126866308
ewwww the ugliest shit

>>126866285
so what? they also had cock sucking competitions.

>>126866308
need a finisher now

>>126866312
you seem to be implying that all spotify streams are from SEA countries, but why can LE SSERAFIM and IVE chart on the spotify US chart, but aespa can't?

>>126866285
And are people still to this day fascinated by those products. You can lead a horse to water. Do you understand. People are like T-Rexes, they don't want to be fed your bullshit propaganda. Maybe stop looking down on them like they're mindless consoomers.

>>126866269
ya
i thought they were about to land in korean but >7h 20m flight time i didn't realize it's 5k km (3k miles) trip

>>126866014
dani daddyhunter angel

>>126866320
finish to this homo

haneul joonie blowjob race

>>126866288
is this satire? slug mogs hard.

>>126866289
okay..

Lily has cute eye and the nose

>>126866316
hyein wtf

>>126866322
>And are people still to this day fascinated by those products
yeah bro I'm reading the Iliad rn

>slug mogs hard
(You)

>>126866316
miss the big kid

>>126866348
would you go to war for your waifu

>>126866316
>>126866342
we miss these angels so much and need them back now even more than ever before

Look at this cute dragon

>>126866346
anal

today is my birthday can you guys leave karina alone at least for this one day

>>126866342
kotuggo looks so ugly next to hyein and hanni

>>126866354
i go to war for my waifu every time i log into x (formerly twitter), the everything app

>>126866346
holy

>>126866321
playlisting campaigns just like anyone else does

>>126866358

>>126866148
obligatory hapa humiliation ritual

>>126866363
uggo overload

>>126865999
you can't lose if you drop the magical N word brother

>>126866354
yeah but not if my commander tries to take one of my waifus away

>>126866348
The Iliad was written anonymously. It wasn't sold for fame or money or anything other than, someone wanted to creatively spend their time. Don't play games with me. You're not smart enough.

>>126866366
aespa has 30 million+ in playlisting for dirty work right now, which is comparable if not more than their peers

ttps://songstats.com/track/t1y0o86h/dirty-work
https://songstats.com/track/36yxcwod/dirty-work-feat-flo-milli

>>126866388
thank you thaibros!

>>126866327
I thought they would head straight to aus for a mini vacation but I guess this saves them some money

>>126866388
did you miss the "just like anyone else does" part of my post?

>>126866392
well if they have just as much playlisting as everybody else, why cant they chart?
i thought that's the point you were making, that they get less playlisting (which they dont)

>>126866358
happy bday anon

Q. Do you have any favourite British slang?

Gigi: Bonkers
Kari: Chinwag
Gigi: Chinwag? What is chinwag?


https://x.com/ujiminphoria/status/1939338144635387986

>>126866349
show that pic to someone who isn't transitioning like yourself and they'll tell you the same thing

>>126866385
they had competitions reciting/performing Homer
and people still read Aeschylus, Sophocles, and Euripedes, who all wrote for competitions.

will aespa surpass allday tomorrow because that poonatranny with the tarzzan husnbado will never shut up about it

>>126866400
lovecraftian

>>126866409
they are on the global chart

fearnots have this weird obsession that no one else has with US spotify so obviously they try harder to chart on that one, probably because they struggle to chart anywhere else

>>126866400
what the fuck happened to her chin

Newjeans really was the last bastion against aespa...

what book would you read to impress lily

>>126866292
did they get 1/3 of their streams in thailand too
?

>>126866435
gravity's rainbow

>>126866437
brutal fingerblasting and kissing

damn

>>126866435
Shadow Ticket

>>126866435
franz kafka the trial

You think sooin ever experienced orgasm

>>126866427
>they try harder to chart on that one

- dirty work is a collab with an american rapper
- the song barely has any korean lyrics
- they are selling a 3 dollar US exclusive album purely for billboard numbers
- they released 4 different versions of the song for better billboard charting

so who's pandering to the US exactly?

>>126866411
thank you

>>126866136

>>126866427
if SM wasnt obsessed with the US chart they wouldnt have bought 100 playlists for the flo milli version of dirty work

>>126866437
the ugliest shit and we all agree

>>126866359
rude. we reserve such language for ive, aespa and wonhee.

>>126866414
Every single last one of their "works", are attributed to them. Meaning, no one knows who wrote them. Nor does anyone care about infantile egomaniacs that will say and do anything to live a life in a climate controlled room.

>>126866145
>Ive will be the first girl group in history to headline Lollapalooza, also they will be the first kpop group in history to perform 3 times at Lollapalooza.
be ready to webm two more crowds when the show is just starting

>>126866455
how old are you

her beautiful smile...

sagrina boggerina's saggy body and bogged face scaring you at 2AM

>>126866391
maybe they don't want to risk someone getting sick or whatever. they seem to go back almost every opportunity they get even if it's only for a single day

>>126866435
kama sutra

>>126866452
she will.

>>126866467
are they? i think twice is headlining

>"Dirty Work" by Aespa is charting in only 8 countries with more than one third of its streams coming solely from Thailand

>>126866453
>they released 4 different versions of the song for better billboard charting
you fearnots said this didn't matter

now it does?

>>126866460
no, i think it serves perfectly for your little whore

we love lippie

>>126866472
too old

>>126866288
slug mogs everyone in this pic

>>126866475
>>126866488
>>126866496
>>126866503
the ugliest shit. only trannies like her

>>126866480
imagine running into a nude karina in a dark alley

why do the thais love to dirty work so much?

>>126866488
unbelievably erotica pit

do you think yel is a virgin

pretty sure only newjeans and blackpink slayed lollapalooza and coachella
ive, lsf and aespa bombed those

>>126866504
happy birthday

SMsissies suddenly okay with different versions and playlists now
really makes you think

>>126866493
it does not matter for spotify stream numbers, it does matter for billboard charting
i have tried to explain this to people here many many times but it's a difficult concept for some apparently

and now aespa is using the exact same tactics they accuse hybe groups of abusing

>release a song about rolling in dirt
>SEA people love it

>>126866490
ooh nice, that tweet was from february

ive and twice

>>126866480
i'd be diamonds if i woke up to karina's torpedoes dangling in my face

looks like the poonatranny melty started early today
might be time to skip kpg for tonight. too much poona uggo spam incoming

>>126866519
you don't get to talk like that. that is our word

>>126866528
you always say this but never leave tho?

looks like i'm kim lip blasting

>>126866400
shadow over seoul

>>126866519
more like the opposite is happening

people are suddenly not okay with it now that aespa is successfully doing it after previously claiming that having 22 versions of a song is completely normal

ryujin looks like a bogged tranny

>>126866368
lol I remember some karinacuck said the exact same thing about karina and that actor

>>126866520
>exact same
i think 4 is a little different than 22

>>126866547

>>126866481
Penny pinching angels

>>126866528
the Americans are waking up and are going to spam poonuggos and ugly jaden kids

fitty fitty music pretty underrated

>>126866518
thank you (i'm 36)

>>126866516
her face changed a lot

>>126866516
gotta be

>>126866557
yeah you should buy more merch heh

>sucessfully
us doko?

>>126866580

make it a tarzzan thread

>>126866522
kek

>>126866555
why are the pussless like this? do they actually believe this is more than softcore and that they'll meet and woo their waifu?

>>126866566
old!

>>126866555
lmao