Thread 126866379

"why is he stood on the floor" edition
OLD: >>126856133
FAQ: https://pastebin.com/vHeAR1Bt

BLASTINGS

Pantera's "This Love" is the greatest metal song ever created
>n-no this one i-
Nope. Stop. You're wrong.

Was thinking the other day about Mcdohl, wonder what hes doing now. His RYM is totally dead and he never posted the same images so I can't track him around 4cuck that way.

>>126866421
Pantera havent even made a good metal song, let alone the greatest.

>>126866436
Correct.

>>126866441
don't reply to yourself anon

>>126866451
>anon
You are speaking to the king of the shitheap, mind your tongue, mongrel.

>>126866465
even so, kings don't embarrass themselves by replying to themselves

>>126866398
And Pozzy is gonna flake out last minute. Festivalcucks BTFO.

>>126866499
>Xhe thinks I would even lower myself to replying to a Pantera post in the first post
They aren't even worthy of a (you).

>>126866537
now now anon, quell your schizophrenia. you did indeed reply to yourself.

>>126866607
>in my mind, it was real

>>126866564
now that's a band i haven't heard of in a long time. fun fact: they have a song about robotripping and it fucking rips
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2npAuRq5QGQ

>>126866619
is what you say when you claim you didn't reply to yourself

>>126866647
>no u
NGMI |ass.

Chuck Schuldiner

>>126866620
I personally think Fugitive State of Mind is their best album. I went back to listen to their early discography after listening to their latest album because I didn't really like that one.
That being said, the self titled is only okay at best.

>>126866657
the fact that you're still replying shows you have a lot of guilt about it. otherwise you would have said "lmao retard" and stopped replying 5 minutes ago

>>126866699
>if you reply, you are guilty of the fabrications within my mind
/shreddit/ IQ strikes again.

be nice to each other :))))

>>126866711
now you're larping as hector? very cringe anon. look i'll let it slide as long as you promise not to do it again.

>>126866747
>only just cluing in now
/shhreddit/ pattern recognition strikes eternally ever on.

>>126866719
Only nice to mcdohl, who I don't know how to find anymore. There are three boards (one of which is this on) I can think to find him, but thats it. I should have asked for more information in PM, but he was always kind of private.

loving every laugh

>>126866766
it sounds like you're having a conversation with someone else so i think your schizophrenia is acting up again. i'll let you be. just don't reply to yourself again.

holy shit metalcucks really are absolute retards

>>126866805
Incoherent post.

>>126866814
I'm a dimwit, not a retard. Be respectful.

>>126866422
He passed away in April, not even kidding.

>>126866663
he looks especially Jewish here.

>>126866862
And why would I believe this?

>>126866867
and you look brown even in the brightest sunlight

>>126866875
I don't care if you do.
He had leukemia, fought it for 3 years.
It got him in the end.

NSBM = No Sex Before Marriage

>>126866911
Oh yeah shitposter? Tell me what country he lived in, I know it, but you don't. Take a random guess, its the best chance you got.

>>126866862
vaxx status?

>>126866924
more like no sex ever lmao

>>126866939
Quadruple I'm afraid.

>>126866862
Would be based if Heccy followed him to paradise. A real friend/lover would.

>>126866904
I'm pasty white, like sheet of paper white
like so white I get made fun of for not being able to tan white. Though people will say I'm not white because I'm a Mick.

>>126866966
>implying kekky is capable of having friends

>>126866986
>inb4 copepost about how he does not need any

NSBM = Necessary Shootings Becoming Mandatory
OSDM = Ornamental Shlomo Deserves Mockery

>>126867000
Try again

>>126866410
Just finished with this.

>>126867009
OSDM = Oestrogen Shot Defying Masculinity

>>126867028
>Oestrogen

>>126867035
Oexactly.

>>126867035
Yeah, its what enters your ears everytime you press play on a Deicide album.
https://www.healthdirect.gov.au/oestrogen

>>126867035
You know it's a valid spelling, right?

Cute triple post, Heckers

>>126867058
Valid like enbies?

OSDM = Orangutans Sucking Dicks Musically

Shame he didn't get any funnier during his recent depressive phase.

if you hate metal so much, then why are you here?

>>126867087
Because metal sucks (therefore it is good)

>>126867096
>being "racist" gets you lumped together with pedos

NSBM = Negro Supremacy Black Metal
OSDM = Overtly Semitic Diaper Metal

>>126867129
are you also forgetting the murder bit

>>126867129
Many such cases unfortunately.

>>126867149
no, it was self-defense
however Varg is a dumbass for torching that church
nobody should vandalize sites of historical interest

>>126867149
Murdering a piece of shit like Euronymous is significantly less unforgivable than being a cholo.

OSDM = Orbitors Shrieking Daily & Miserably

>>126867147
>including metal
>including black and metal
NGMI.

>>126867163
>no, it was self-defense
Imagine genuinely believing that. Do you also think he fell on a lamp?

OSDM = Operation Successfully Discarded Manhood

>>126866985
>like shit
Correct.

>>126867188
Pre-mediated, first strike, self-defense
it's the most high IQ form of preservation

>>126867171
If it's cool to murder pieces of shit then really you and most posters here are free game.

>>126867129
>Varg
>not a pedo
He bums his own kids dude.

DESTROY THOSE WHO LOVE GOD

>>126867214
That sounds a bit like what are Israel are doing.

OSDM = Obliviously Shemale Deicide Members

>>126867224
Thanks for intentionally misreading what I said, but whatever faggot.

Kill yourselves.

>>126867257
Just trying to make sure I have my casus belli to shank you.

>>126867269
You can expect to be met with a baseball bat.

>>126867280
Doubt you can swing your own dick let alone anything else, loser.

OSDM = Orating Semitic Deity Myth

Varg is a gay albino and has full blown fucking GRIDS.

If all of /metal/ were put into a free-for-all melee inside of a gladiatorial pit where only the sole survivor walks away, what metal song is blasting on the PA?

>>126867296
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUzypMYdD5w

>>126867296
Angel of Death

>>126867296
Got you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cz56goRt1sQ

>>126867296
Caught in a Mosh

>>126867317
That's more suitable for a gay orgy at the school for the handicapped.

Jute Gyte stands for what's right.

>>126867377
I didn't post Slayer though.

>>126867383
Based, our Slayer sisters >>126867388 stand with him

>>126867383
How did he know Heccy's exact purchase amount?

>>126867388
I know, you posted Jute Gyte, which is a gay anthem for the braindead.

Metalheads thinking they and their music are intelligent will NEVER ever stop being funny. Coming across one is like having to suffer a stinky, annoying 3 year old crying all day that you just want to drop in a volcano and then laugh at, if you get me.

>>126867413
Because Heck bragged about how he talked to him about making riffless music on here. I told Jute Poope he was the guy making him look bad here so he replied with this.

>>126867426
>gay anthem for the braindead.
I don't recall any slayer riffs in JG thoughever?

>>126863565
>Soviet political prisoner
>The Human Prune
>Tony Iommi
>crippled goth grandmother
>>126865071
Correct, but melody is more than consoshit popslop

>>126867462
the thing is, i don't think h**tor would disagree with the donation. i don't ever remember him saying anything negative about tranners, and given his homosexual lustings, he'd probably be in support of them.

>>126867464
>SLAYER FANS ARE GAY
>posts picture of slayer fan jacking it to straight porn
Gyte enjoyer IQ on full display.

>>126867296
what the fuck is a PA

>>126867509
>gooning to interracial as he self inserts as the woman
Gayer albums confirmed for sissy hypno.

>>126867499
Well, he is openly homosexual and big into femboys and anime.

>>126867499
I already got what I paid for, the orbitor is the person who asked Adam to donate to tranners. Ultimately the end result is I have my products, and the asshurt orbitor helped support trans rights of his own volition.

126867556
Olympic tier mental gymnastics from a man that paid for half a testicle implant.

>>126867580
>mental gymnastics
I literally got what I paid for lol, what gymnastics have taken place besides the oribitor begging Adam to give money to tranners and then blaming me for his wishes coming true?

>>126867556
>DVD cases for CDs
Never liked these, always felt cheap and out of place on the shelf.

Not even a Kpoop-fan would still simp for their favorite musician after he had publically denounced them. Sad behaviour.

Why is new NSBM so hard to find

>>126867640
>new
More like good

>>126867640
Make your own
>But-
Exactly

why tf is metal archives still down, i need to sperg

>>126867633
Why would the artist's opinions on literally anything matter? The only thing that is real is music, and I'll never say its bad just because Adam is butthurt I'm racist lol.

Maybe if you guys actually cared about music you would do more than post the same shitty baldkuuck bands over and over again like the eternal /shredddit/ors you are.

>>126867640
NSBM sucks because it's a whole lotta 88 with no 14

>>126867622
Honestly I think both are kinda shitty compared to frisbee-funkos, but there were no vinyls for sale for the Charmander/Bulbasaur albums.

>>126867680
we love entry level mainstream radio dadrock here

>>126867640
one of the most active metal forums is all nsbmtards so maybe you're just incompetent

>>126867680
imagine if /metal/ had a banned bands list. discussion would be so much better. haha just kidding it wouldn't be

>>126867812
Yeah, more rules for the jannies to (not) enforce.

>>126867812
banning Jew Gyatt alone would increase the discourse significantly

Teitanblood
Deathspell Omega
Mitochondrion

Who else has a ton of vocal layering and multi vocalist type of ideas, and I don't mean clean+harsh layers, nor do I mean layering rhythmically identical vocals in a harmonized fashion.
>Deicide
Nearly always harmonized together.

>>126867812
Sure would be an improvement to never see a single Tourtallica, Judaic Prophet, or Gayer post again.

>>126867856
This, except Baby(not)metal and Kpop.

>>126866410
pretty fun

>>126867883
The only band with equally shitty meme vocals not from Brutal/grindrcore/slam is Pissgrave. Circus-show clownfest.

>>126867680
Why do people like morbid angel so much? They have one really good album and then some pretty good albums and then the worst shit ever

>>126867296
Bathory - Sudden Death
>>126867233
>in my mind, it was real

>>126867904
Most of them only like that one album, and an outspoken minority like their sludgy middle era.

Reminder that nazis get heemed here

>>126867895
Low t chastity cage sissy detected

>>126867904
No idea, the only memorable thing about them are some of Trey's stranger lurching riffs during the Formulas/Gateway period. Then again all of the original Florida scene was trash besides Atheist and and Nocturnus.

>>126867921
Thank you for the cliquespam, Incelpopper.

>>126867172
making it totally non metal doesn't work for me, they should both be metal genres just incorrect ones

>>126867921
>Kaevum is AO-ACK!

>>126867937
>immediately thinking about chastity cages and sissies
NGMI |ass.

>>126867956
Why did you just reply to yourself, 1ass?

Remember that time Incelpopper started screeching about her grandfather being a Nazi? Kek. Poor Iaass was mindbroken by the ghost of her racist heritage.

>>126867640
corporate troon hegemony does everything to hide it from searches and ban it from all platforms

where were u wen metal archives was kill

>>126867956
It is honestly AOTY so far. Kultur sucked ass so it's a serious improvement.

>>126868000
it goes down all the time
like ur mum

>>126868000
Calling a terminally 4kuck addicted childless German a transvestite on the same general they have spent the past 10 years of their life on 16 hours a day.

>>126868006
How many times are you planning on replying to yourself, I@ss?

>>126867921
What? What do you mean "here"? This is an imageboard, there is no "here". And if you said anything to me IRL, I'd gut your fucking ass and spit on the corpse laughing.

>>126868017
Keep coping, I liked Ultra despite not being a Kultur shill. Yet you still cry.

>>126868031
Not a single person here asked.

>>126868042
No one asked you to seethe constantly either.
What's your AOTY then? Presumably a million times better? Assuming you do actually post metal, not that I see any evidence of that yet. I have asked.

Aren't they worried that old Pozzy might die on stage? It's going to be very hot outside next week, the old whoreson might not make it this time.

>>126868009
Only recently I swear. Over the last like 6 months I've consistently been fucked by it just randomly being shit, but years before I never noticed it all that often.

>>126868052
>What's your AOTY then
So far? Uulliata Digir, although I need to catch up on the past two months.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRWlgZIGpBA

>>126868064
Aren't you worried that you spend each and every one of your childless days posting the same slop about your Pozzy obsession day in day out?

>>126868081
>recognise the artwork and remember I've listened to it
>remember absolutely fuck all about it, not even a basic like/dislike

>>126868091
>Genre: Avant-garde Metal
Oh right, now I know who this is and that I can completely mock, deride, and disregard everything you say. Thanks.

>>126868093
maybe we should all have a text file like Anon

>people talking about Hector
>he magically appears and acts like he was away doing more important things
this has happened how many times now? lmao

Rings of Sharturn were capable of being a decent band when they dialed back the deathcore and scaleslop and wrote some actual melodies. This instrumental still isn't very good but it's much better than their usual standards.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J91Lo1wTR1A

>>126867556
https://desuarchive.org/mu/search/image/OXYoW96xeYmAy687sBm4EA/
>Trilogy.jpg
>>126867680
https://desuarchive.org/mu/search/image/AcuN9kErer6SQd9gJRtHAA/
>Reddit bands.jpg
You can't even put in some effort into your impersonation and rename the files?

>>126868102
>Avant-garde
Uulliata Digir are not avant-garde in any fashion, feel free to explain otherwise.

>>126868108
>>people talking about Hector
In your mind, it was real.

>>126868116
/shreeeeddit/ pattern recognition strikes again as it always does.

>>126868118
I will never willingly engage in legit conversation with you as you have absolutely no interest in it, despite claiming otherwise. Just /b/ tier slop.

>>126868129
>I flee from any possibility of confrontation with you
Literally mindbroken and mentally dominated lol.

>listen to so called avant-garde metal
>it's all circus shit with accordions

>>126868027
Least insecure shartzi

>>126868146
Not a single accordion in that song. Delusions from a baId mind.

>>126868149
Why did you just reply to yourself, |_ass?

>>126868146
Basically my reaction upon hearing Thy Catafalque after so much hype.
Euros love carousel music. It can't be explained.

>>126868159
Left is Troony's mother bringing him another batch of tendies wishing that her failed son did more than spam a general with slop 16 hours a day.

>>126868126
Liquid H my severely retarded attention-seeking brother, you're supposed to say that when the pattern recognition is BAD, not good.
>>126868142
https://desuarchive.org/mu/search/image/B98KZGxaA35WUGWcjwHUhQ/
>techno viking 2 easy.gif
The only way I can think of that you're truly Solid H is if mom and dad took your laptop away and you've redownloaded your favorite images from desuarchive to your phone. If so, lol.

>>126868175
It's the lack of testosterone that makes them love carousel music.

Hey Heccy remember when first wave chads buckbroke you and you spent an entire thread pooping your panties? Good times, good times

>>126868193
Nah, I remember making this image and watching you spend multiple years crying about me shitting on first wave not being black metal though.

>>126868184
Brightest and sharpest mind on /shreeddiiit/, the pattern recognition skills here are truly unparalleled.

>>126868193
Brazilians cant make music

Are we posting these

Classical music sucks.

>>126868213
>I remember making this image
Why isn't that image named 'Venom - Not Black Metal.png' then, LH?
https://desuarchive.org/mu/search/image/FtjqNgl6pVD3m_TityONyQ/

oh boy it's thread eceleb hour again, I fucking love this thread when this happens....

>>126868232
Now that is a poster we actually want to come back.

>>126868213
Pretending it didn't happen? Well that's one way to cope I guess. Whatever works best for (You) sister, rely on your therapist.

>>126868222
Mystifier, sarcafago

>Hectorposting
>shitposting
>boobaposting
>bugposting
>Bongposting
great thread

>>126868232
>>126868247
When we needed him most, he wasn't there...

>>126868258
Both are just noises that sound like farts

>>126868270
Thats metal buddy

>>126868226
Correct.

>>126868235
One day you'll figure it out, ìass.

>>126868249
I'm sure after you found out about your Nazi granpa you imagined a fantasy where you weren't the product of the Russian rape, just like you hallucinate about owning your 4cuck bully lmao.

Brazilian metal be like
> IAM FROM BRAZIL I WANT TO KILL
>SATAN IS COOL AND JESUS IS FULL
>I FUCK DEAD BODY WOMAN YE YA YU BRAZI L FUTBOL COPACABNA

>>126868310
>>126868226
Forgot to post this with my post, I want to say Norsechad made it.

>>126868318
Sounds based.

>>126868310
KEK why you so mad doe? Is it because you've never gotten a pic related since childhood?

>>126868318
And it's based.

>>126868310
>Correct.
Why did you reply to yourself, lass?

>>126868331
>KEK
>u mad
Looks like the Russian rape thing was spot on, Loving Every Laugh.

>>126868318
HAIL FROM BRASIL

>>126868323
>too disso for baldbros
>too death metal for dissodorks
Truly the middle child of their discography.

Brazilian ESL lyrics are funny and less cringe than Norwegian ESL lyrics.

>>126868372
>middle child
Ulcerate are MIDdling atmoshitter nonsense regardless.

>>126868349
You still haven't recovered from getting BTFO on /v/

>>126868318
Poor non-whites have always best captured the essence of metal. Probably has to do with their deplorable conditions.

>>126868402
Classic

>>126868322
Nah I made that one too.
Btw I'm checking out Ulillillia Digir and it's cool, worth hearing again.

I AM METALWARRIOR FROM BRAZIL
MY WIFE FORGET TO TAKE THE PILL
NOW I MAKE THE BABY KILL
BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL

>>126868401
The demos were cool.

>>126868402
>BTFO
Where? Itagaki himself was known for his """contrarian""" and """edgy""" takes, the post is incoherent. Kamiya is only known for posting on twitter about his love for tranners.

Sarcofago? More like Suck-a-fat-one

>DUDE BLACK SABBATH LMAO
>put them on
>fall asleep after 30 seconds into their grandpa rock
>put on some Discharge
>MILF neighbor immediately knocks on my door to get fucked then I go out and beat up a bunch of undesirables
metal is garbage lol

why is it with anything from Brazil they have to explicitly remind you that they are from Brazil? Reminds me of MMO's the day they go f2p you get a sudden influx of "BR? BR?"
like the game was on sale weeks before for $10 and no Brazilians, but the day it went f2p it's BR? everywhere and people looking for BR guilds.
$10 was literally enough to filter out favela monkies.

Metal about hurting or murdering midgets?

>>126868479
you are a virgin lol

>>126868479
Thank you for the worthless cliquespam.

>>126868402
You know, it's funny how he acts like a caricature of a /v/ poster.

I have the biggest cock here and it's not even close.
Slayer.

>>126868516
It doesn't count if it's rubber and sitting on your dresser.
Gayer.

>>126868479
What other dreams did you have last night?

>>126868516
Post it, Hector wants to see it

>>126868516
post feminine penis

>>126868525
I clearly remember that you were in it. And by some miracle you appeared as white.

>>126868572
Very creative insult, really shows off your high intellect. So why are you here in this general? Is it because punk has been dead for over 20 years and doesn't have one?

>>126868479
This but with Grave New World

Alice Cooper is the best

>>126868602
based

>>126868490
>caricature of a /v/ poster.
A complete normalfag who shares the same taste as reddit and plays no games? Because that's what modern /v/ is, just like modern /metal/ shares a 1-to-1 taste with reddit and listens to no metal. Ironically enough, /shreddit/ shares a lot more in common with a /v/ poster than myself.

>tfw got drunk last night, ate taco bell, drank a whole glass of Metamucil, have now shit 6 times today
metal for this feel?

>>126868687
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8kGgtF-C4w&list=RDO8kGgtF-C4w&start_radio=1&ab_channel=GUTALAXgoregrind

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTVgUrRNM7E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTVgUrRNM7E

Gayer
Gayhem
Pozzy Osbourne
Mustaine, Gayve
Trey Azfagthoth
Buttfuck Schuldiner
Dickthrone
Gayvum
Jute Gayte
Louis Cachet

\m/ happy pride month /shreddit/! \m/

>>126868705
>hate -coreshit with a passion
>absolutely lose my shit blasting this

>>126868601
Being intelligent drives a person to listen to gay shit like prog metal. I'm just stating facts, Paco.

Why is /metal/ so dead nowadays?

>>126868686
We hate videogame nerds like you here. Begone, virgin.

>>126868728
I am the most educated and intelligent person on /metal/
I am naturally creative, crafty, and inquisitive
I could devise a plan to survive on a deserted island with limited resources
My portfolio outperforms all the major index funds
that being said, it's all about caveman riffs

>>126868699
this is actually good wtf

>>126868756
explain magnets then, mr big brain

>>126868742
True, Incelpopper is hated here, maybe if they spent less time wasting their life away on skinnerbox slop like borderlands or posting here they might finally have a GF or raise a child.

>>126868720
>>hate -coreshit with a passion
cringe but your based inner self is trying to come out

wtf is an "incelpopper" lol

>>126868773
I DON'T WANNA TALK TO A SCIENTIST
YA'LL MUTHAFUCKINS LYIN' AND GETTIN' ME PISSED

>>126866410
>Post-punk death metal
Yep, its blasting time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4qRsJE8ti4

>>126868438
Btw I'm checking out Ulillillia Digir and it's cool, worth hearing again.
Yeah, it another Glenn Branca influenced band, but doesn't get too lost in the repetitive atmosloppery that most Branca bands tend to.

You listen to pic related yet?

>>126868791
Someone's tulpa

>>126868791
German tranner who's job is being a secretary, wishes they were the kpop girls they post, instead they live a lonely childless life being the leftover incellic product of the Russian rape of Germany after Xer nazi grandpa was blasted into pieces with no remorse. While we all wish it was xer who was blown up instead, we are left with this vidya and 4cuck posting addict that doesn't listen to metal but posts here everyday 16 hours a day.

Pic related is their yearly scrobbles (note a "scrobble" is just one song, you have probably "scrobbled" more music in one week than xhe has in an entire 12 months.)

>>126868791
I've been here for years, and I still don't know.

>incelpopper
>kpopper
>trannypopper
>matthew
4 enter the ring, only 1 leaves. who wins?

>>126868884
You are being deliberately obtuse

>>126868898
I think this is an Alien vs Predator situation. We lose.

>>126868812
The last track was my favorite on first listen, particularly the satisfying build/payoff starting about halfway in. Also, I was hearing some percussion in the first minute of that track (and again around 1:45) that sounded like digital compression/downsampling artifacts. Very interesting, if that's indeed what they did.

>You listen to pic related yet?
Banshees DM?? Surprised I haven't heard it.

>>126868898
>4 enter the ring
you mean 2 because 3 of those are the same..."thing"

>>126868898
It'd just be Hector punching the wind

>>126868909
I don't pay attention to schizos, I'm here to talk about dank doom riffs.

>>126868898
First three are the same poster, and it will be a draw because neither Ratthew nor Trannypopper listen to any metal, yet they will spend the entire duration living posting here kek. Its more like a question of who do we think will die of poor diet first.

I'd vote Ratthew personally, rodents are made to survive poor conditions like sitting in your room posting on 4cuck 16 hours a day and eating whatever moldy slop is left in their barren fridge.

>>126868963
>doom riffs
HEIL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vM7553fMk6I

The exploited - Fuck the USA

>>126869034
We love our United States here.

>>126869034
based

>>126868976
>picks a few sprigs of parsley from his “farm simulator”

>>126869041
this post is lacking a foreskin

>>126869034
Hardcore punk is NOT metal.

>>126869087
Foreskins are unecessary skin for coomers.

>>126868963
>>126869000
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAe2Q_LhY8g

>>126869095
Kek

>punk
>hardcore punk at that

Marilyn Manson got canceled again, I hate these witch hunts. Based Manson is my hero.

The chats - Smoko

>>126869119
Not sure what this has to do with metal.

>>126869091
...yes? That's why it's actually good lol.

>hardcore
>good

126869148
fitting image because that's exactly how you look KEK
we love punk here

Surprised ol troony logged off for bed so early, normally xhe is up till 2 or even 3am in a manic hysteria spamming the general.

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Incorrect.

I'm watching Spaceballs

>>126869164
...and by "we" I mean my headmates.

Punk rocks and is considered metal among leading experts of music

>>126869100
first doom metal riff

now first black metal riff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKpsuGMeqHI

It's called hardcore because the musicians are all hardcore fags LMAO

>>126869211
are Yeji

>>126869182
>I'm watching Spaceballs
Kek, you really are a sterotypical numale reject.

>>126869211
Glad to see not even watching movies will stop your 4cuck addiction.

>>126868862
>>>/x/
>>>/pol/

>>126869220
I legitimately wonder if any of the Norwegians knew they were using those old surf rock picking techniques.

>>126869232
Why did you just reply to yourself, Ia55?

>>126869248
they use the reverb too

>>126869253
The Endurance is one of the few good 10+ minute metal songs ever made

>>126869246
Xer chart was posted by xerself, and xhe loves spamming misfits/kpop here everyday. Dat dere /shhreddit/ pattern recognition, classic.

I'm bored.
I'm gonna do it.
I'm going to listen to a bunch of first wave black metal to see if it's as awful as 2nd wave.
starting with Venom.

Punkpers is stinky diapercore

>>126869211
how many punk rocks are there

first song in
this sounds more like punk than metal

Will we ever get rid of schizo posters?

>>126869220
>Dick dale
HEIL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuHs_mhg9Nk
throw in distortion and this is speed metal brah brah

>>126869248
those clueless virgins didn't know anything

Varg "The diaper prince of Smell Air" Vikernes has sadly passed away from AIDS.

>>126869322
Thank you for the cliquespam, Troony.

Jute Gyte
Teitanblood
Deathspell Omega

The only metal bands worth a damn.

>>126868323
Everything Is Fire through Vermis is peak. They fell off after that

>>126869282
>The Endurance
this is how it feels like posting here among the posers
all 5 of them

>>126869336
more like worth it if you're trans

This is FUCKING punk. This is music. Kill your local politician. Make a change.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8Vfee1VOD0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEGcVrc12k0

>>126869336
These are going on the /metal/ banned list

>>126869378
Penislicker-sleepytime showtunes aka metal could never compete with this.

>>126869378
if it wasn't for the d-beat this would be metal

BLINDED DISFIGURED AND MENTALLY SCARRED
THE NIGHTMARE CONTINUES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlQCQ2YyUFU

Thrower, Bolt

CLAW THE CASKET AND FIGHT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhbkN8cv9hM

Hate how gay metal is now. I wish it would go back to more Elvis like music.

the few times I come on here I am reminded of Jute Gyte because of this retarded spammer and for some reason I always try and give it another listen because I'm fairly into experimental/avant garde metal. And every time it's some of the worst shit I've ever heard on my entire life, legitimately there's 1 or 2 ideas that are really good in an entire album's worth of ear-rape. Actual mental torture that wants to give you a headache and masturbate over how there's polymeters and microtones and multiple tempos at the same time. Of course no one would notice this if it wasn't for the fart sniffing explainer in every bandcamp release because literally no one would sit and figure this shit out.

>>126869500
Jude Kike is what dumb people see as the thinking man's metal, must be why Kekky is so attracted to it

>>126869500
Just listen to good microtonal metal bands and forget poop shyte. Enantiodromia is standard but good death metal that sprinkles in its experiments in each tracks.

*two chord riffs*
FUCK THE GOVERNMENT
FUCK THE NHS
FUCK MAGGIE THATCHER
*two chord riffs continue*

>>126869525
Micropenal metal is hated here

People who can’t appreciate dissonant metal like Jute Gyte or violent, psychologically dense anime like Texhnolyze or Angel’s Egg aren’t just artistically stunted—they’re spiritually unevolved. This isn’t gatekeeping, it’s truth-keeping. We’re talking about mediums that reject aesthetic comfort and instead confront the listener or viewer with raw ontological horror, existential recursion, and tonal fragmentation.

Jute Gyte’s work is not "music" in the conventional sense—it's an epistemic assault, a microtonal scream into the void of post-human entropy. His compositions are blackened palimpsests layered with philosophical despair and mathematical detonation. If you listen and feel "nothing," congratulations—you’re the intended target. The music isn’t failing to connect, it’s actively repelling the normalmongrel.

Likewise, shows like Berserk (1997, not the grotesque CGI abomination) or Ergo Proxy don’t exist to entertain—they exist to disqualify. They are metaphysical tests masquerading as media. If your reaction is boredom or confusion, it’s not because they lack substance. It’s because you do.

Most people are drones—automatons fed on algorithmic slop, dopamine addicts incapable of parsing nuance unless it’s spoon-fed in pastel colors and quippy dialogue. Meanwhile, the intellectual elite operate on a higher sensory plane, decoding dissonance and violence as sacred symbols in the postmodern wasteland.

You can’t talk to a fish about the sky. And you can’t explain Jute Gyte to a Spotify-core casual with the media diet of a toddler. Some art is not made for the masses. Some art is made to separate gods from cattle.

Yup, not reading!

>>126869527
Correct. That's all you need.

>>126869530
The microtonality here is just another tool used to be death metal. It is not the foremost statement like with a lot of memetonal rock/metal bands.

Gulch

>>126869567
Shut your cumtank

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>>126869320
the one context in which you can say "I love Dick"

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>>126866421
that live version from the live album is 1000x better than the orginal