Charli makes fun of boomers, keeps winning
>>126875118 (OP)>ok, easily understood and sort of forgettableyep, that’s her.
>>126875118 (OP)Ugly woman speaks and no one listens.
wow... charli xcx... such interesting art and culture...
>imo the best art is divisive and confrontational
This is was modern artists who can’t paint or sculpt say before they shit in a bucket and call it art
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>>126875118 (OP)She's so sexy I want to fuck her so bad
>>126875118 (OP)Just do porn already
>>126875118 (OP)If she wants to admit she's a circus performer rather than a musician then she's welcome to do so.
>>126875118 (OP)>the best art is divisive and...lol what an ego
she makes popular electropop, she's not Joni Mitchell
her greatest act was helping Kamala Harris lose the election
speaking of that I remember her taking credit for the album design
haing worked inthe industry, I can GUARANTEE you she had absolutely nothing to do with it.
her team would have been presented with several designs and they would have picked and maybe given some feedback, nothing more.
i hope she's apologized for that.
>>126875275Here we go, what a woman not wearing makeup actually looks like
>>126875275she must have a shit diet with that complexion
>>126875302you're a perceptive lad! you've earned a cookie!
>>126875302this person is actually a female anon btw. and no not all of them look as bad as Charli or how you probably look without makeup, hon.
>>126875314Mostly MDMA and cum
>>126875118 (OP)>pay a weird gay guy to make some beats>talk over it>art
Really, pimples, blotches, acne etc mean you must live on total garbage. She probably eats Taco Bell and a bag of Oreos for every meal.
>>126875348It is art from the lumpen perspective and that goes back to beat poetry where they said a bunch of gibberish you wrote while stoned and play over bongo drums was "art."
When will people finally grow tired of brat?
>>126875392when they stop being whores
>>126875321>>126875328Two ugly Charli xcx fans speak and no one listens
>>126875193...in 2015 she's kinda walled now
>>126875118 (OP)G R E A S Y
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>>126875118 (OP)Did she forget she's a middle-aged Indian boomer herself and not some 18-year-old zoomer? Why is that old woman larping?
>>126875118 (OP)>singing with autotune live is divisive and confrontantional
>>126875275>lol what an egoIt's absolutely absurd, talk about believing your own hype.
>Of the album cover's colour—which is Pantone 3507C[45][46]—she said that she had noticed that the colour green was heavily oversaturated in the media and fashion, and added: "I wanted to go with an offensive, off-trend shade of green to trigger the idea of something being wrong. I'd like for us to question our expectations of pop culture—why are some things considered good and acceptable, and some things deemed bad? I'm interested in the narratives behind that and I want to provoke people. I'm not doing things to be nice"If anything she was doing was as confrontational or challenging as she thinks it is, she wouldn't be anywhere near the charts or headlining festivals
>>126875118 (OP)>>126875275She's always been this way. Sadly, faggots hyped up her last year because of some unfunny summer meme, so the ego is even bigger now.
>>126875707>>126875712Why are Indians like that?
>>126875712>i think the constant demand for access to women's bodies and faces in our album artwork is mysoginistic [sic] and boring
>>126875642>If anything she was doing was as confrontational or challenging as she thinks it is, she wouldn't be anywhere near the charts or headlining festivalsThat's absolutely retarded man. Same way pro-Palestinians are the majority whereas the establishment supports Israel, exactly the same thing (except this is music and not politics right).
Goddamn stupid to say "if it's successful then it isn't confrontational", what a shallow almost disingenuous thing to say.
Fuck you. You're probablly not very bright.
>>126875118 (OP)Isn’t charli xcx a 40 yo party girl?
>>126875743She only looks 40. By the time she's 40, if she lives that long (not guaranteed by any means), if she doesn't kill herself, she will look like 2020s Brendan Fraser.
>>126875723Holy fuck, you are really thick lmao
>>126875118 (OP)She really doesn't know how to play a brat character.
I would suck the skin smooth off her tiddies
>>126875118 (OP)She sounds mad, so those people are probably right.
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Boomers ITT proving her point
>>126875199This. BLACKED, or else I won't watch
>>126875961she's not going to sleep with you, bro
>>126876171People who call out white knights are almost always of the manlet variety. Im talking sub 5’6”
>>126875118 (OP)>imo the best art is divisive and confrontational and often evolves into truly interesting culturethis is pure talentless hack cope. you sing and dance on stage to songs primarily written by other people that is itself in reference to pop music from days gone by. how does someone become this delusional when evaluating their own material? you have an ego the size of the moon despite the fact shaking your tits and ass are just as responsible for your careers success as your singing and dancing lmao
>>126876171I would have hit that shit 10 years ago but she's walled now and Olivia is what she used to be.
>>126875275>>126875721>>126875961>>126875728She's so ugly and talentless. Did she use some gypsy curse on the producers?
Good points: She has never pretended to be a lesbian for cheap woke brownie points
Bad points: Brat would have sounded fresh in 2012
>>126876180They're right either way. Simps are pathetic
>>126876171lil bro, not that I would want to sleep with the current charli lmao. why do you retards think this is some gotcha
>>126876350Because you're simping for some mid pop star. Who cares? Go meet actual women in real life instead of waifus
/mu/ is full of simps who think if they defend Olivia/Charli/Sabrina whatever that they'll read their posts and hang out with them or date them.
>>126876366You know there’s way more attractive people than Charli in the industry, I like her because I like her music you prat.
>>126875721She is so fucking gross
I could find 40 hotter girls at any college campus.
>>126876389Jesus that's even worse lmao
>yawn sorry just fell asleep
>>126876400>>126876413If you don’t like her, why pay attention to her so much? Most of my friends don’t even know who she is and couldn’t even name a song by her.
>>126876523she sends chuds into an uncontrollable rage for some reason, it's interesting
>>126876376yeah I'm sure these "simps" believe this and it's not at all you being retarded
>>126876882>it's interestingand fucking hilarious.
>>126875118 (OP)Watching this on TV I was nonplussed about her set until she started writhing around in the rain and licked the floor then I was locked in for a lot of reasons
>>126876409No one thinks she's hot.
>>126876409That is if you ever set foot on a college campus…
I spend an unhealthy amount of time masturbating while thinking about Choli. :(
>>126875160>I punched you in the face>dont be mad, its just art>youre just gonna have to deal with me being divisive and confrontationalIts not art its an excuse to be a jagoff
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>actually unironically listening to charli xcx
>>126876376>/mu/ is full of indiansftfy
This is why i only listen to kpop now. I stand with Israel
>uses autotune live
Why not actually let someone that can hold a note (IRL singing) do the performance and afterwards she can walk on stage and take credit for doing the performance? That would be pretty confrontational.
>>126875118 (OP)I dont care about Charli's options, I just use her to make my penis feel good and that's all.
She's right
People who are unable to enjoy autotuned popstars that sing about sex, money and other mundane aka real things makes me sick
It's always really pretentious people who don't are incapable of having fun at clubs
>>126878365ZAMN literally me
>All these MAGA retards posting
Since when /mu/ turned into /pol/ 2.0? This board truly is dead.
>>126878565every board is nupol at this point.
>pop star makes a comment
>incels resort to calling her ugly and not actually talking about her music or her comments.
It's all so tiresome
>like the idea that you need water to survive is the most boring take ever. yawn sorry just fell asleep xx
>>126875118 (OP)Pajeets pretending they're human is funny.
She hasn't actually refuted their arguments I see outside of going derf you're an incel.
>>126878692>not actually talking about her music"her" music is written by a team of 40yr old boomers
>>126879742well she's saying that just because you don't follow what boomers did doesn't mean you aren't a real artist. Times change and so does the artform.
>>126879820>Times change and so does the artformwhich means, who knows what?
>>126879815that's typical for any pop artist today. Also that has nothing to do with her performance which is what she's going on about.
>>126879848>that's typical for any pop artist todayhasn't that always been the case? traditionally going back to the 78 record days pop singers tend to not write songs.
>>126879847all sound and fury signifying nothing
>>126878663Unfortunately this is true.
>>126879847She's trying to argue that being a talentless Autotuned burlesque act is ok because derf it's the current style.
>>126879862>hasn't that always been the case? traditionally going back to the 78 record days pop singers tend to not write songs.Old pop singers didn't have pretensions about who they are. Same with the fans. Old pop fans didn't huff their farts as much as you guys. Every week you all post some utter forgettable bullshit and act like it's some significant cultural "moment" or something. It's disposable garbage, just like the past. Except they knew that and you don't.
>>126879914um...they could actually sing back then? you think Charli could do what Peggy Lee did back in the day? she isn't a singer or a musician she's a circus performer.
Boomer's, y'all family I think we got to her.
>>126879955Well, Peggy Lee also wrote a lot herself. Smart gal. But I don't think even she thought she was that important.
It's funny that she had a little spat with Madonna in her old age. Madonna might very well be the start of this stupid shit in pop.
>>126879815Yeah...main songwriter is some bitch named
Charlotte Aitchison...Ohh Wai
>>126879993lal not new you might have heard of Ella Mae Morse's infamous rant in Downbeat in 1952 about how singers these days yell too much and she was disappointed in Peggy for her late hit "Lover." she also ranted that Fran Warren was the worst singer of all time.
>>126879815nowadays they insist on giving everyone involved with the production a songwriting credit even if they're just the sound engineer
>>126879955>you think Charli could do what Peggy Lee did back in the day? she isn't a singer or a musician she's a circus performer."That" kind of pop started with Britney Spears where they were just doing a light show with a chick doing slut/stripper pole moves onstage and not actually singing.
>all lowercase passive aggression
Getting sick of this meme
>>126875118 (OP)> people call you out for lip synching and having autoplaying music live> "this discussion means i'm a confrontational artiste"
charli is one of the only ones that makes any pop worth talking about or listening to more than a few times. nice that there's any pop at all that doesn't sound exactly like the mass of it. even gets normies talking about the actual music instead of just her. she's right but it would prob be easier for you guys to take if she wasn't so hot
>>126875118 (OP)So much seethe here
>>126880712>she's right but it would prob be easier for you guys to take if she wasn't so hot>Choli is so hotshe was a 6/10 ten years ago
>>126880769this isn't even a 6/10 for you anon?
i guess everyone should just stop trying
charli gave autechre a shout out at the BRIT awards. i think its worth giving her discography a shot honestly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Ua-YXQ7Ru0&t=2s
Deffo sounds rattled. It would have been best to not comment at all or at least be antagonistic back and say "not enough performative politics for the middle class elites"?
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>>126875275>she stole comic sans on a green background Just as deranged as that guy who shot dimebag Darrell because he said he was stealing his riffs
>>126882302Yeah I agree, she seems to get easily baited. She seemed rattled over green day poking fun at her too.
>>126879815I remember when the lady from 4 non blondes who did that HEYAYAYAYAYA song called this out in regards to beyonce"s "musicianship" and she got brigades by Beyonce fans until she took it back
Why won't she...... have sex with me?
>>126875118 (OP)I have to side with boomers this time. Even if stuff like top of the pops has always existed, miming in a show that you actually paid is fucking lame and should never be acceptable. The bar is so low for pop artists.
>>126882458>The bar is so low for pop artistsit seemed as if it only got that way since Britney
>>126878692Getting offended about some random persons opinion is very reddit
>>126880844Looks like an alien
>>126875118 (OP)I think people paying for these large arena pop idol concerts expect their moneys worth in entertainment. Not just some bitch gyrating to a recording.
>>126875118 (OP)>Has to constantly show boobs, make fuck faces, and show legs to be considered serious
I don't care if she's kind of dumb, I want to CUM in her.
>>126875721which is insane for her to say because she desperately wants to be coomed to and lowkey resents that only gay guys are into her. But I goon to her.
>>126878565You sound butthurt
>>126876391ill goon at her so she doesnt feel bad about her gay fanbase dont worry anon ill take it for the boys
>>126875118 (OP)she's an imbecile who can't handle fair and valid criticism
>>126875118 (OP)The gay community really hyped this bitch up so much that she thinks she's Kate Bush. Same thing happened to Azealia Banks, so Charli will probably be a right wing chud in 4 years smdh
>>126875118 (OP)>3 tweets in a rowholy cope
It's funny that everytime she does a big live event everybody is like "Wow, this is fucking autotuned garbage"
>>126875118 (OP)reading her comments here again and she refers to what she does as "art".
>singing with deliberate autotune makes you a fraudit does
>not having a traditional band means you are not a "real artist"what talent does she specifically possess that makes her a real artist if she cannot sing or play any instrument?
>boomer vibe commentsdoesnt mean boomers are the ones saying them. even young fans feel jipped by someone as blatantly fake as her. you can put any woman in her place because everything she is doing out there is prerecorded
>>126880844>6/10Let me guess, in Bongland, right?
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>>126875118 (OP)She reads like a dimwit who opened her legs for business opportunities.
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>>126875118 (OP)The "boomers" are right, though. See you can only stretch an arbitrary "lol that's just dumb lolol" so far, it doesn't work in Absolutely Every Situation like zoomzooms seem to think it does.
You'll float shit like "U DON'T NEED NO BAND FR" or "YOU DON'T NEED NO SINGING SKILLS FR" and etc. and yeah most people might not challenge you on it but it's more because you're just too stupid and not worth the effort, not because you're "bravely spitting facts." Charli is a fucking retard halfnigger who looks like she smells like axe body spray and fucked butt, but that's neither here nor there
>>126875118 (OP)Are we seriously doing poptimism 3.0 now? And I thought the post-punk revivalists were overdoing it...
>>126875118 (OP)fuck off whore you don't make art
>>126883559she's an absurdist performance artist performing at being a trashy pop star
>>126876293No AG Cook is really just that good, I love Charli's music but AG and Sophie carries pretty much all of her tracks. she has a hot body so i would still smash her
When did she wall? I remember her being hot back when Fancy came out.
>>126875275la ogresa de inglaterra...
>>126883809If you look in these comments you can see them pushing existential spooky logic to the nth degree, all the classics…
https://youtu.be/Plrg7RmQQ54
>no shit it’s bad, everything is bad>why would you expect it to be good? >it’s not any worse than things that came prior… in a very specific category… >uhhh it’s called “hyper pop” did you miss the hyper? >in the year of our lord 40 eighty 2 people are still arguing about this? >who cares! Same non-arguments they’ll plug into Israel dropping nukes on babies
>>1268875901:13
Well clearly not or people wouldn't be complaining about it.
>>126887590I have to wonder if he's ever even listened to pop music pre-Britney Spears. Because I've listened to stuff from the 1930s to present which includes many decades of people who did actually sing and did not use Autotune and have very good reason to not buy Fagtano's excuse for this.
>>126887856to be fair i also wonder if Choli has listened to anything pre-Britney Spears
>>126887590>autotune is no different from effects pedals
>>126887856not an argument. you think Frank Sinatra would not have used Autotune or other modern tools if they'd existed in his day? boomer singers didn't use Autotune because it hadn't been invented yet not out of some autistic boomer sense of purity.
>>126887590I notice he never addresses the actual point which is that the singer sounding as if they're being kneed in the windpipe sounds like total shit.
>>126887872Crash had strong Janet Jackson influences
>>126887590>6:00that's like arguing that alcohol must be actually good for you because people drink it
And as a capper:
>6:35
You know you're 40, not 22, Anthony, right?
>>126887590You can tell he totally embraces the leftist view of art and culture. It needn't be explained in detail, you'll know it right away when you hear it.
>>126888155i could systematically break down and deconstruct every argument he makes in that video if i was so inclined
as i think someone said, if Charli admits she is a circus performer and not a musician then we'd accept that
>>126888155>You can tell he totally embraces the leftist view of art and culturewhat is that exactly? serious question.
>>126888199nta but Fagtano is arguing that Charli is deconstructing the patriarchy or something by using Autotuned vocals
Generally when you go to see live music you do expect to actually see music.
>Glastonbury is 'the big one'. Headlining such a deeply important event demands deep effort and consideration. The best sets feel momentous, even career-defining.
>Consider Olivia Rodrigo's approach. She brought out Robert Smith from The Cure, an unexpected blinder. She gushed about Britain, pubs, shouted out Colin the Caterpillar, tied it to her songs, even joked about how her British ex mocked her pronunciation of 'Glas-ton-BERRY' as if a fruit. She swaggered out in Union Jack booty shorts. She had the whole crowd scream at max volume in rage-fuelled catharsis. She connected with us.
>On the same weekend, Pulp had a jet flyover during "Common People" and celebrated a 30th anniversary; Future Islands' frontman was on the edge of tears; the Scissor Sisters brought out Sir Ian McKellen, and so on. Stiff competition.
>Charli offered nothing beyond her usual arena show. Burning the Brat backdrop was mildly interesting but felt self-centred rather than crowd-connecting or reverent.
>>126888577Oh no no no
Charlibros, what's the cope now
>>126875118 (OP)Sounds like she is coping
Charli has always been like this, always bristles at any criticism.
>>126888155A certain type of corpo leftist maybe but plenty of us lefties/anarchists can't stand the current cultural trends, you can't just easily boil it down along partisan lines like that, it's to do with emotional intelligence at least as much as anything partisan-political. I'm a radical lefty zillennial transexual faggot and I want to see more minorities making guitar music across the spectrum from The La's through to Contortions. It's bizarre to me the UK hasn't had a cogent punk movement yet beside a few scattered provincial bands apeing an American nasally folkpunk thing rather than more the tradition of Buzzcocks and the like. There's a kernel of truth in stereotypes but they aren't the full picture, just a broad guideline.
>>126888155A certain type of corpo leftist maybe but plenty of us lefties/anarchists can't stand the current cultural trends, you can't just easily boil it down along partisan lines like that, it's to do with emotional intelligence at least as much as anything partisan-political. I'm a radical lefty zillennial transexual faggot and I want to see more minorities making guitar music across the spectrum from The La's through to Contortions. It's bizarre to me, given how screwed trans people are getting in the UK atm, that we still haven't had a cogent tranny punk movement yet beside a few scattered provincial bands apeing an American nasally folkpunk thing rather than more the tradition of Buzzcocks and the like. There's a kernel of truth in stereotypes but they aren't the full picture, just a broad guideline.
>>126883111checked and true
back in the 60s leftists be like "what guys like Dean Martin do is fake showmanship it's not real art all you need is three chords and the truth, maaaan" and now 55 years later they do a 180 and defend circus performances disguised as art
Charli might not be the best live vocalist (she is decent enough imo), but I saw her live three times and she delivered great shows each time.
Idek why is she responding to these comments. These past 12 months have been her most successful era ever, she should be enjoying it and be above this pointless criticisms.
Especially because the article points out that her set was well received by both the public and critics, and negative comments are just a minority.
She's sore because she feels she isn't treated seriously as an artist.
>>126875118 (OP)He family eats literal shit. Like, as food. And then they swallow it.
>>1268888886 digits. That's a record for me.
>>126888887No offense to Charli but I find it a bit hard to believe that she's not respected. I mean all her stuff since the Vroom Vroom EP has recieved a shit ton of acclaim (and for good reason). I mean for gods sakes, that writer who gave Vroom Vroom a medicore review went on to say years later that she doesn't stand by it and that she likes the project now. Also Brat was the most acclaimed pop album of last year (again for good reason), everyone I saw and heard was falling head over heels for it.
>>126888907>most acclaimed pop album of last yearMost acclaimed by shills.
It's become a meme of all that is Fake and Gay and online bubbles trying to fabricate an entirely new reality from their ass.
It wasn't a failure, but it didn't actually sell a lot. Nothing reflective of the hype and the political bullshit tacked on to it.
the issue is more that she really can't sing live and it's not an issue of Autotune she's not like Beyonce who has a huge set of pipes i mean she runs out of breath and only sings like a third of the words in a song, and it’s incredibly jarring to hear the live performances with all these empty spaces in between filled by the backing track.
>>126875118 (OP)Charlie XCX
more like Charlie ICK
LOOOOOOOOOOL
>>126888888Holy shit, sextuples.
Lorde uses an actual band live so she has no excuse. So does Charli's bff Tove Lo.
>>126875118 (OP)>makes a new post when he's had 5 mins to think of a witty retortliterally the hallmark of someone that is completely fucking mind broken by the comments. I don't know even know or care who this retard is
Charli did have a band in the Sucker era anyway.
IDG why we’re discussing Charli’s technical ability. Even if she was a top tier vocalist Brat sounds better with auto tune. It’s an artistic choice not a tool she is hiding behind.
Sabrina Carpenter uses live pitch correction in a way that is inteneted to give the impression of no auto tune use. This is so common but no one is an her ass about it the way artist that are far more transparent about the auto tune use like Charli. And yes Sabrina is a great vocalist and I don’t care she uses auto tune just pointing out these people are wildly inconsistent.
These ‘boomer comments’ are just people moralizing their preference for perceived raw vocals because music is product to them not art.
Late to the thread but if you are a man and you listen to Charli XCX then you are a massive faggot.
>>126875118 (OP)It’s just the rocktards of the world who only to stuff from, like, 1975 and think that autotune is some kind of “cheat” or they’re “fooling you” into thinking you have a good voice. Charli meanwhile is very open about not being a good singer and admits to relying on autotune. The songwriting & composition of the music is more important to her and boomers completely miss the point. A song is a song no matter how it’s made or who it’s made by.
I love going on Rick Beato’s comment sections and calling bullshit on boomers claiming “there’s no talent anymore! Modern music is soulless trash and all sounds the same!” lol ok, boomer.
>>126889017I enjoyed seeing all the boomers in the comments complaining that more people went to see Charli than Neil Young on Saturday. His heyday was like 50 years ago and his music is not accessible due to the fact that he pulled it off Spotify. If it was 1975 these boomers would be skipping Young and going to see a Cab Calloway show or something.
>>126889040that's a cheat anyway. you think Ella Fitzgerald wouldn't have used Autotune if it existed in her day?
>>126889040cab calloway is way more awesome than either of those. I would go too
>>126878176In this case it's more like
>release boring slop>people call it boring slop>"The best art is controversial like this"It's like when ICP tried to own the critique of being insipid and stale, or those Marvel characters called Safespace, and Snowflake. Some things you can't own in a "Fucking right, I am!" way.
>>126889017>Charli meanwhile is very open about not being a good singer and admits to relying on autotune.She has minimal self-awareness I think.
>>126889149she's famous, what tf does it matter if she can sing at this point
Charli should stop being terminally online. But Glastonbury boomers have been annoying for decades. One of the places where rockism is very alive and well.
They were upset when Jay-Z headlined. They were mad when SZA headlined last year. Some of them were mad when Beyoncé headlined too.
They somewhat accepted Olivia Rodrigo because she had a guitar and brought out Robert Smith. (I think she genuinely is a Cure fan because she seems to have good taste. But it’s so annoying that she even needed to have that co-sign for some people to take her more seriously.)
Everyone can have their own standards of what a good performance is or not. But the aversion that some people have to pop or rap headliners is likely based in their own biases.
>>126889226>But the aversion that some people have to pop or rap headliners is likely based in their own biases.t. Fantano
>>126889226The idea of a Charli XCX song with a traditional live band arrangement and no vocal effects sounds very alien. Like you know exactly what you're up for when you go to her concert, these songs are not meant to be performed that way in the first place.
She’s acting like nobody ever told her that her live performances are bad. I find that very hard to believe.
Charli is a great writer and studio artist. She’s also a good actress and comedian.
But she is truly the worst live performer I’ve ever seen and I’ve probably seen hundreds at this point. I’ve seen her in a big venue and a small venue, and they were the two worst shows I’ve ever seen. (Saw her the second time because of the tour with Troye whose live performances are now worse for having toured with her.)
She barely sings live at all and that would be okay if she did anything on stage other than gyrate spastically into a camera and sometimes swing her arms side to side.
It’s funny that she’s calling this all “Boomer vibes,” because I promise you in 20 years kids will laugh that anyone paid money to see her do this stuff. Also, I’m pretty sure boomers aren’t the ones calling the show cringe and her mid. Maybe they are, but that feels younger, still.
>>126875118 (OP)I think the way Charli handled criticism was fairly mature. She has every right to push back considering that there are so many artists nowadays with an "organic" acoustic sound who are nothing but mediocre and uninspired. Just because an artist can sing live with a guitar and mask their messy lives with "heartfelt," poetic lyrics doesn't mean they have the talent or the artistic vision to truly be heralded as one of the greats. With the way authenticity has been commodified, especially with the emergence of social media, it's easy to fall into the boomer maymay that unprocessed vocals with a live band is automatically the pinnacle of authentic human expression. Charli's is being criticized for staying true to herself while other artists are lauded for stealing sounds and aesthetics from far better, but less recognized musicians. It's honestly impressive how Charli, along with AG Cook, SOPHIE, and the PC Music gang, was able to build her own sound and aesthetic from the ground up while most pop girlies nowadays are right-clicking there way into critical acclaim and relevancy.
>>126875118 (OP)Funny she thinks it is Boomers, when it is guys and girls younger than she is.
She says "Boomer" to make it sound like they're out of touch or something.
bit desperate.
>>126889316I think she's fine. I didn't care much for her but was impressed when I saw her at Cochella. Yes she's minimalist on stage but that's her style and it works for her. Some artist will literally just walk on stage, sing, then leave without any audience interaction or anything at all.
The autotune vs the lack of live band are different issues though.
I have no issues with autotune, it’s literally part of the music she has written, but IMO she should consider levelling up to a live band who can perform the songs, it would bring a lot more energy to the entire show if there was that alchemy of a live group performance.
Framing it as ‘boomer’ thing to not want autotune used for musical effect is fair, but framing it as a boomer thing to prefer music performed live is BS. You don’t need guitars and drums to perform live, there were plenty of electronic artists at Glasto performing live with drum machines, synths and samplers. The concept of performing your music live isn’t a boomer thing it's just that you basically cheat the audience out of a real performance.
>>126889017why is it ok then for literal boomers like Ozzy or Jagger to use pitch correction on recent albums to make their ancient voices sound good?
>>126889316So again Tove Lo does similar kinds of music to Charli yet still does have a live band and makes it work.
She literally fucking mimed. There was one point where she stared into the camera and the autotune voice was still playing.
Her miming was awful as well. I gave her the benefit of the doubt and thought maybe the video and audio was out of sync. Until she addressed the audience and her voice was totally in sync...
Then she confirmed it by looking at the camera and taking a break from miming whilst her voice still continud.
It appears this Brat phase BS means not caring to the extent you won't even bother singing your own songs.
Her songs are not worth the headline slot at all even if she actually sang them.
not sure if the attitude towards Autotune has changed in recent years, but in the early 2000s, it was strongly frowned upon and seen as inauthentic. It's more Gen X and Millennials who drove that rather than boomers, whose pop acts had been using Autotune for years. That pop scene was viewed as too produced and fake, which led to a new generation of female singer-songwriters who had to be perceived as using their own voice and writing their own songs.
>>126889461Just coming up with a new meme name for something that existed before does not make it something original. She is making electronic dance/pop with heavy use of vocoder/autotune on her vocals. In her defense it’s not the lowbrow EDM dance pop of the David Guetta era of the late 00s/early 10s. It’s fairly creative in terms of rhythm, melody, vocal lines, production and it’s not derivative. But it’s still electronic dance/pop very much in the mould of MIA, Grimes, Lykke Li, Sky Ferreira etc. And all of those wouldn’t exist without a Bjork who literally made the greatest of all time female electronic solo album in 1997.
Im sorry the criticism is totally valid. I can see why she has a large fanbase and her music is fine. Buts shes not this amazing original artist and that glasto performance was woeful. One person, doing the same mediocre dance moves, wandering around aimlessly singing random words (quietly in the mix, with autotune) while the backing track plays. Add some cool strobe lights.
You don’t have to be a boomer to come to that conclusion. We intuitively know what makes a good performance - great live musicianship, powerful, passionate vocal performances, multiple people playing instruments in unison, the bombast of backing dancers and singers. This was just going to a night club. Which is also an enjoyable experience. But don’t call it a good live performance. It objectively wasn’t.
like idk what people were expecting. it's as if they assumed Charli was like Whitney Houston. she's a club DJ, lol. She makes hyperpop and EDM music. Also she legit has a really nice/unique pop voice (if you listen to her earlier work it comes through more).
>>126889534I saw it a lot coming from rockist British boomers and think that if there’s no actual instruments then it isn’t real music. I think this is probably what Charli has also seen.
It happens every time Glastonbury is on over here. The discourse is just full of boomers going on about how rappers and pop singers are not talented, are lip syncing when they clearly aren’t and are only famous because they wear very little clothing etc.
When I go to work on Monday I work in a male dominated industry full of boomer men and I can guarantee I will be hearing non stop about how Charli is not talented because she “had to” use Autotune but she was also somehow lip syncing the whole time.
Her music (and her general uber privileged aura) sucks but this isn’t why.
>>126875118 (OP)>32She IS a boomer
>>126889478Pretty much everybody uses it to the point where if you didn't use it then you'd sound worse. It's industry standard now.
>>126889366Same goes for the faggots on this board. Obviously they don't go outside themselves and meet anyone young. They are the actual losers they think they're talking to. Especially pop and kpop. It's all bottom of the barrel outcasts who think it's makes them cool themselves if they're thirsty for popstars. More like that dude who blew his brains out over Bjork.
>>126889608have you noticed that could be why there is almost no listenable music in the last 20 odd years? there seems to be some kind of obvious correlation there.
>>126889608T-Pain said Warner made him use pitch correction on his albums even though he didn't want to use it.
>>126889635That's not really an argument. That's like it's 1942 and you be Polish and be pissed that the SS burned your village down. Sometimes bad stuff happens and you can't do anything about it so you just need to accept that the SS burned your village down. Life is not fair and never was.
What I'm saying is you need to accept that pop music will never be as good or authentic as it was in the 20th century that was a lost golden age.
>>126889673>>126889608I bet if we didn't have the Telecommunications Act of '97 which merge all music into a few megacorps that wouldn't happen and there would be more indie labels who do not do this stuff.
>>126889700>using Nazi/WW2 analogiesEven if someone is technically correct that's still a good way to immediately nullify their argument.
>>126889717Again it doesn't matter. It happened so you just need to accept that pop music will never be as good again as it was in boomer times. Life is not always fair.
>>126889744that's not what Fantano said. if you believe him he thinks that Swift or Rodrigo are as good or better than boomer music people.
>>126889755If you were getting UMG checks I'm sure you'd say that too. And tbqh he lost any integrity he had a long time ago.
Most people don't even know what Autotune is or would be able to recognise it if they heard it. Meaningless buzzword that gets thrown around.
>>126889635>have you noticed that could be why there is almost no listenable music in the last 20 odd years? there seems to be some kind of obvious correlation there.that's a pretty wide reaching accusation, boomer
There was a saying "If you need to use slavery, Nazism, or the Holocaust as an analogy, then you don't have a real argument."
>>126889700No not really all it takes is these washed up bum producers from the 2000s-10s to retire and give way to a new generation of kids who revolt against pitch correction. You know that the industry has been really stagnant and not had any new blood since roughly Katy Perry was relevant, right?
>>126889810i'm not honestly familiar with this kind of thing so i'll take your word for it
>>126889822Actually yes it's the same tired people who've been there 15-20 years, same old hacks like Jack Antonoff and David Guetta who are like 40 or something. Those guys thought spamming pitch correction was somehow a great idea and what's needed is a revolt against them.
>>126889608was it not true that we made it through almost a century of recorded music without that shit? how did people manage in 1960 or something?
>>126889867i feel the issue with those hacks is they were mostly super into EDM kinds of stuff despite it not being actual music. so even when it's an actual band playing on a track they produce it in such a way that it sounds very very plastic and inorganic.
>>126889810>new producer won't use pitch correction>spend hours and multiple takes on a song>waste studio time>ok fine, I guess I'll use it.
>>126889966See
>>126889889And also David Lee Roth famously said if you can't do a song in 2 takes you can't actually do it. What it means is a halfway competent singer does not need 250 takes. That means you're a hack who shouldn't be in this business.
Me I think there's a whole lot of people who always disliked pitch correction and it's not exclusively boomers it's many zoomlennials as well and those were probably the people calling Charli out here, not 70 year olds.
>>126889987kek, we already have a major problem with a lack of talent in music. You wanna cut that number down even further?
>>126889773I thought it was that throat punching effect from "Believe" but I'm not really sure.
>>126890046It's that, and it's pitch correction for singing in tune. Basically it's 2 separate things that people group into one and people likely are talking about one or the other. It does get confusing when debating the issue.
seriously Ella Fitzgerald or someone like that would have used pitch correction if it existed in 1955. why do boomers act so puritanical about that?
>>126890078She could actually sing and I doubt would have needed it lol. Also I don't think someone like Taylor Swift would have made it back then.
>>126890093>Also I don't think someone like Taylor Swift would have made it back thenI don't think they actually used pitch correction on her albums because her vocals are super-warbly and she has absolutely shit pitch control. Listen to "I Knew You Were Trouble" once and see what I mean. She can't really stay in key at all.
Sister done turnt angry. Bless & love, Cholie
>>126875118 (OP)Charles seething
At least if anything I do agree that that whole 00s Guetta whatever generation of pop producers were utterly a mistake and they badly need to go away.
>>126878488>on the albumhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDzuL4lBk3k&pp=ygUWZXllcyBvbiBtZSBjZWxpbmUgZGlvbg%3D%3D
>IRLhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mT1msq9KiUs&pp=ygUbZXllcyBvbiBtZSBjZWxpbmUgZGlvbiBsaXZl
>>126875118 (OP)Boomer here, no idea who this ugly bitch is, I assure you we didn't ask
Trump won
>>126890146i agree that that could also be why country has had a resurgence recently because it doesn't sound like plastic EDM slop like most pop since Britney
>>126890186Morgan Wallen is genuinely awful though,
>>126890093Swift can project her voice enough to carry a tune if it was the 60s or something she might have been a decent singer but the modern day system is such that she's never bothered to get proper vocal coaching to stay in key.
>>126890193that kind of ersatz pop country singer has always existed though and i was going to post this 20 minutes ago but a thunderstorm knocked out my power
>>126875118 (OP)Being Pro-Palestine or borderline Islamist is the mainstream position right now
So she's saying that nobody will remember these hacks that rely on publicity stunts instead of making good music
>>126886271Now here's a total joke of a singer whose non-live singing has well been outed.
>>126878565USAID is officially gone now so all the people that pretended to be retarded and like the same music as you stopped posting
>>1268761806'6 reporting in
You're a simp and Charlie is awful.
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>>126890572Pop music is fun to listen to, why do you idiots think we’re getting paid to like it.
>>126890726Pop music has not been fun to listen to since like the 1980s. The 2000s stuff is annoying and the 2010s/20s shit is just all Imagine Dragons with a different singer.
>>126890833even shitty 50s housewife pop had entertainment value that Taylor Swift has none of
>>126890870I see you Fantano.
>>126890881Nah I hate that cunt, he gave oklou a 4
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Maybe you guys should leave this stuff to the real experts since you clearly don't know what you're talking about.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Plrg7RmQQ54&ab_channel=fantano
>>126890870You're 30 and gender dysphoric.
>>126890896lol i'd like to see Charli try one of those Tin Pan Alley standards live it would be hilarious. that took a level of vocal skill that's beyond her pay grade.
>>126890933for the last time you stupid boomer, Charli has never pretended to be a pop belter
Arca is a zoomer-audience artist and has very decent live performances for an electronic artist, jerking her face muscles around with electrical currents and sci-fi set dressing and shit, few people badmouth her live performances, this Charli defense is just poptimist cope
Hell Coldplay make shitty music now but I at least respect their ability to put on a live experience that their normie audience seem to really feel something for, the emotion is sincere even if the music's fucking drab
What's the emoji for a tender heart?
>>126891141there are electronic and synth acts who figure out how to do their material live so she did not have any actual excuse for this Glastonbury shitshow
>>126883721I get the feeling she's a deeply unhappy person just going 'fuck it' and soulessmaxxing as performance art for the sheer hell of it in the same way sophie was doing absurdist performance art as a postmodern tranny. revelling in the slop.
>>126890891You’re almost 40 and concerned with types of music someone likes like a little high schooler bitch
>>126889366>Funny she thinks it is Boomers, when it is guys and girls younger than she is.she is a boomer at point to them but doesnt even know it
>>126889461>She literally fucking mimed. There was one point where she stared into the camera and the autotune voice was still playing.>Her miming was awful as well.but you dont get it boomer! this is art!!!
>>126890887>the real expertshere we have a 50yr old boomer trying to defend a 30something boomer
Look, Cholie... I love ya. These boomers live Grace Slick & such
I mean, geez at least Olivia Rodrigo somewhat tried to make her set work and "fit" the festival.
>>126891176You are definitely closer to 40 than me and high schoolers aren't supposed to be here. Nigger.
i'm sure the Steve Hoffman Forum boomers are going to be furious and say that Charli doesn't live up to their 25 different Grateful Dead bootlegs from '72.
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>>126891253Good to way to out yourself as a /pol/ subhuman, it will be funny when these pop stars are still around 5 years from now and your USAID schizo conspiracy gets proven to be mindless ramblings.
>>126891266If Charli did a 20 minute blues rock solo would you faggots actually accept her as a real artist?
lil bro got banned AHAHHAHAH
>>126891181>here we have a 50yr old boomer trying to defend a 30something boomerFantano is 38, just a few years older than Charli.
>>126891389>Fantano is 38, just a few years older than Charli.looks older. still they are both boomers. doesnt charli realize her only fans are little kids? when anybody over the age of 10 sees her perform they can see her for the fraud she really is
>>126889461>There was one point where she stared into the camera and the autotune voice was still playing.umm based
>>126891297while we're on that subject, my cousin saw Frank Zappa in Detroit back in 1982 and he said he wanted to do some of his classical pieces but the mullet crowd there kept booing him so he finally gave up and played a shitty blues rock solo to give them what they wanted. what i mean is every time someone tries to break out of the boomer rawk straitjacket some smoothbrain gets butthurt about it. you remember how Bjork was calling rawk outdated memery 30 years ago? and yet you fucks still want to LARP like you're at a Zeppelin concert in '71.
>>126891293Choli's been out over a decade she's pretty washed by now; the average length of time a pop star can be artistically viable averages 6 or so years.
>>126891266Nah, even the mighty SHF has sadly fallen victim to the Taylor Swift Is the Greatest Songwriter of All Time mind virus. They're all really scared to come across as the blues boomers they are.
>>126891532Yeah there's paid Swift marketers on there too I don't argue that.
>>126891508>and yet you fucks still want to LARP like you're at a Zeppelin concert in '71.wtf are you even on about? this stuff charli does isnt even music. nobody is on stage with her its just a tape and she goes out there and lip-syncs badly according to the many young fans that were disappointed by what they saw. at least olivia rodrigo was actually singing live while playing a geetar
>>126891532>the mighty SHF has sadly fallen victim to the Taylor Swift Is the Greatest Songwriter of All Time mind viruscreepy how so many of those old 65+ baby boomers on there like young white girls that could be their granddaughters. they also simp for paramore and lana del taco over there. even go to their concerts. lol
>>126891550>at least olivia rodrigo was actually singing live while playing a geetarand she had authentic boomer Robert Smith as a duet partner i guess
>>126891570https://forums.stevehoffman.tv/forums/music-corner.2/
I don't see any Swift, Paramore, or Lana threads on here.
>>126891508>caring what Bjork thinksshe's a Europoor anyway and they don't "get" rock and never did. i don't think anyone from non-Anglo cunts should be playing rock.
like come on Charli has always been a club/techno artist and you go to her shows to take drugs and bop around to the music track not listen to 15 minute guitar solos
Why can't she sing as nice as Haley Williams thou?
>>126891587use the search feature
>>126891610That was a little inappropriate to book her at an ostensible rock fest, no?
>>126891527How is she washed when she’s finally doing decent streaming numbers on her albums now? Brat is still on the billboard 200 I believe
>>126891570tbf lana is a boomer at heart
>>126890078She's not fuck you bro
>>126891176Don't be a hypocrite. You using "boomer" shows you care too much about what older people like. You're a fraud
>>126891266If she didn't sound like shit and is fake as hell and not actually perform music live maybe people wouldn't care
>>126876409and they're all freshmen.
>>126891610Well that's fucking stupid. Stop calling people boomers that don't like it. How about you're an incel for gooning on aging pop celebs
>>126892401Huh? I just think pop music is fun to listen to but that seems to annoy you idiots, everyone has preferences.
Fantano didn't deliver any kind of interesting defense of her, nothing that I couldn't have heard on /r/music. It boiled down to.
>derf they've used Autotune in pop for over 20 years why are you still butthurt about it
>derf boomers don't "get" Cholli's art
Love you, Cholie. back2back is my jam.
>>126892446No one can explain why Brat is a 10 apparently. They just say its fun pop music and then get butthurt about criticism. Why is this album that good? It's fun but its not fucking 10/10 good come on now
>>126892465The only person that deems it 10/10 is Anthony Fantano, you should ask him. Brat is not even considered her best album by her fans.
>>126890078Ella started in the 30s, playing night n night out in big band shows live. She had no need for that bullshit. And she was scat singing in the 50s. Nobody needs pitch correction for that or could.
>>126892446>derf they've used Autotune in pop for over 20 years why are you still butthurt about itIt's as I said. The generation of producers that came up in the 2000s had awful tastes and their style is totally played out and they need to retire because it's been the same dozen or so guys for 20 years producing stuff.
>>126892474ok but Charli has never pretended to be that kind of a singer she's always done DJ/EDM stuff which is a format that didn't exist in 1940 anyway
>>126892470>by her fansThey're obviously her fans too. You can't disown them. Take care of your crazies.
>>126892475Exactly. It's right in the "argument" he makes. What a dumbass. Yeah exactly its 20 years old and something new needs to be used not the same stale fucking shit used too much already.
I want to possibly maybe make Christian babies with Charlie?
>>126892488Well I’m just saying most Charli fans don’t rate Brat that highly, it was only Fantano himself that hyped it up like crazy by as far as giving it a perfect score.
>>126892446It's the same as drum machines or DAWs. They are just as bad as autotune yet nobody cares about them.
>>126892475that came out of being influenced by 90s Euro music trends which were mostly cancerous. if you think Max Martin or Daft Punk were something to aspire to you've lost the plot entirely. perhaps Christgau was right when he distrusted Euro music.
>>126892619"One More Time" is one of the worst songs I've ever heard and this is what these guys like Antonoff think was listenable music?
>>126892681>the answer to muzic is clearly Grateful Dead boots with 15 minute guitar solosthis is what you boomers actually think
>>126875118 (OP)Why dont people stop listening to this dogshit and listen to something better?
>>126892619Max Martin's productions do have actual instruments on them but he's like Prince in that he insists on playing all of them himself so it lacks the chemistry of a proper band.
>>126892710Stop being butthurt about what people like you massive fucking hypocrite
>>126892816isn't there an Aerosmith live album you have to listen to now?
I can see nobody has refuted Fantano yet.
>>126891855>lana is a boomer at heartdont really think her music is for older married men that frequent the hoffman forum though. seems like its for women
>>126892715dont think anyone even listens to it. seems like when people do hear it they dont like it. its just slop that people in the industry pretend is great. you know she will be totally done by age 40
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Oh my god these boomers are still bitching about Charli. Get over it. It’s not for you.
Glastonbury is supposed to be a rock festival so it was really inappropriate to book her there.
>>126893101it's not really for anyone, i'm stumped to think of who this stuff appeals to
>>126893131Not everyone has the same taste as you autismo, you’re just like one of those pretentious assholes that dismiss anything that isn’t classical music.
>>126892681what is the best song you've ever heard
bump limit reached thankfully