>mediocre guitar player
>never bothered putting any effort into his playing or his songwritting
>came in the studio with the beatles with half assed ideas, and expected everyone else to collaborate
>most of the stuff he made is absolute filler trash
>only ever started getting good by the end of the beatles, but even then never applied himself at all
>his best album is a handful of good songs among a sea of filler and terribly overproduced
>pushed that lame indian bullshit, never even bothering to learn how to play it properly
>his solos are awful
>whiny bitch who threatened to quit whenever people didn't do what he wanted
>would have been a complete nobody if he wasn't in the beatles to begin with

>>126879633 (OP)
lucky him he collected all those royalties from "Something" covers

>>126879633 (OP)
I don't like Phil Collins. He has an annoying voice and is just radio show filler at best. Not to say that Genesis was any better without him with their stupid mindnumbing rubbish.

>>126879633 (OP)
Plus he was a cuck

>>126879704
For real?

>>126879633 (OP)
I don't mind George, his new age Indian influenced stuff has its own charm imo.

John Lennon, however, I cannot fucking stand with his primal scream hippie sit in posturing. "Hey imagine if all the things I didn't like weren't around, wouldn't life be grand?" Dumbest song I've ever heard.
His only good songs are Give Peace a Chance and Happy X-Mas War is Over.

>>126879737
Yes. Clapton fucked his wife.

>>126879747
oh lmao forgot about that
though to be fair everyone fucked her

>>126879737
Fuck man, Clapton and Patty Boyd screwed for years while George couldn't do anything except weep gently into his guitar.

>>126879752
>>126879704
Cuck enough to write a love song about her that became his biggest ever hit.

>was in one of the best and most interesting acts of the 60s
>kicked out his incredibly creative drummer out of spite
>turned the band into a generic fusion group
>left a couple of albums later
what he did to Wyatt really makes my blood boil

>>126879670
All to himself too and not having to split them 50/50 like Paul did.

The overwhelming vast majority of country singers

>>126879633 (OP)
>>126879743
>he knows this much about a boyband singer from the 60s
this is kind of sad

>>126879775
on that same vein, I cannot stand Robert Fripp
the guy worked with the greatest musicians he could find, and still found a way to be a prick and undermine them at every turn
he'd fire musicians constantly, even though he barely wrote anything for the band until the 80s
and even then, his "unique guitar style" is just repetitive crescendos - nothing out of the ordinary
he's vastly overrated as a musician, has little to no merit as a composer, and was a dreadful bandleader, who sacrificed the bands creativity for his own lame vision
he's probably autistic too (while also being ugly and a manlet)

Cake. Tell us again how capitalism sucks when you moved from California to Austin, Texas

>>126879817
>The overwhelming vast majority of country singers
t. my exposure to country is limited to hearing Florida-Georgia Line and "'19 Something" at the gas station

Beyonce says "Jolene I'm warning you don't come for my man" but her biggest hit in her entire career is based on her husband cheating

>>126879839
You'd get it if you lived in Georgia. Please don't move here. Speaking of country and OP, Jelly Roll. Holy fuck what a pretentious douchebag. I went to school with so many people just like him. They drove lifted trucks, constantly got drunk and bragged about it, then they went to rehab after high school and somehow now they work in the trades. Life is unfair

>>126879859
i hear bad radio country in Pennsylvania including the absolute AIDS that was "'19 Something" back when that song was hot but probably not as much as in the South

Eric Clapton
dude is a mediocre pentatonic guitar player
worst musician in Cream
never made anything worthwile from the 70s onward
not even a good bluesman
still considered one of the greats of all time
fuck that twat

>>126879633 (OP)
>>mediocre guitar player
>>never bothered putting any effort into his playing or his songwritting
>>came in the studio with the mothers with half assed ideas, and expected everyone else to collaborate
>>most of the stuff he made is absolute filler trash
>>only ever started getting good by the end of the mothers, but even then never applied himself at all
>>his best album is a handful of good songs among a sea of filler and terribly overproduced
>>pushed that lame steve vai bullshit, never even bothering to learn how to play it properly
>>his solos are awful
>>whiny bitch who threatened to quit whenever people didn't do what he wanted
>>would have been a complete nobody if he wasn't in the mothers to begin with

>>126879859
Sam Hunt too. It's funny how growing up these guys thought you were "gay" if you studied for a science test but now they post constantly on social media about climate change

>>126879859
>I went to school with so many people just like him. They drove lifted trucks, constantly got drunk and bragged about it, then they went to rehab after high school and somehow now they work in the trades. Life is unfair
it's called being a normie Chad who gets laid and has people skills. that gets you places in life tbqh.

>>126879874
You have no idea how much "I Hope You Dance" has given me PTSD. EVERY fucking wedding, graduation, whatever the fuck in the South during 2001 made that song the theme. Watching people jump from the WTC that year wasn't as traumatic

At least in Georgia you probably do not hear Billy Joel tunes in every supermarket or diner.

Op is so dumb…

https://youtu.be/vdvnOH060Qg?t=44

>>126879906
I'd rather be a virgin than be a fat fuck divorced in my 20s with alcoholism

>>126879826
Cake fucking sucks regardless of their opinions.

>>126879918
I like Billy Joel but you're right. The Billy Joel that gets played here is Piano Man and other overplayed hits

>>126879934
John McCrea ruined every song. He sings like a total smug prick

The South is full of these beer drinking good ol' boys with lifted trucks who knock up 16 year olds when they're 25 then marry the bitch and dump her in 2 years when they get bored of her or don't want to deal with raising a kid.

Adam Levine

Not only does Maroon 5 suck but he tries too hard to be this alpha male sex god

>>126879968
They go apeshite over SEC football but couldn't give any less of a shit about the other sports related to SEC teams. No one REALLY cares about the Braves. Just an excuse to git drunk as their blonde sorority bimbo girlfriends take selfies the entire time

>>126879998
Atlanta really is shit. Georgia is just an overcrowded dump itself because of all the pajeets and illegals

>>126879985
>Rock is dead. No hot chicks listen to it
>CAN I PLAY GUITAR FOR YALL

>>126879998
Pro sports idk just never took off in the South. Maybe because they came kind of late to the region and there wasn't much grassroots culture there for baseball or pro football. Yes college football is 5x bigger there than any of the Big Four pro sports.

Chris Taylor Brown

I don't even disagree with the guy politically....but holy shit he is delusional about TRAPT. If anyone needs to humble himself

>>126879968
>>126879998
What the fuck does this have to do with anything?

>>126880061
It's just football. Like I said, they don't care about Alabama Basketball or if Georgia Baseball is in the College World Series

>>126880074
Because fuck where all these country singers are from. Morgan Wallen and Jelly Roll are why you shouldn't move here

Perry Como

Pennsylvania homemade pumpkin pie is most boomer cringe inducing bullshit I've ever heard

>>126880113
that guy had quite a run, he was on the Billboard from WW2 to the Nixon years with only a few brief interruptions

>>126880061
Pro shit sucks.
>>126880090
No one gives a shit about basketball or baseball anywhere. There's five thousand games in a season and maybe a handful matter. Ever game matters in football. That urgency makes it compelling.

>>126880131
And then you people bitch about how rigged it is but will still continue to watch

Kid Rock

YO DAWG IM FROM DA STREETZ OF DETROIT. THE SOUF WILL RISE AGAIN YALL

>>126880143
People are gonna talk shit if their team is losing no matter what. Still doesn't change anything I said. Baseball and basketball are boring as all fucking hell.

>>126880157
Baseball>bitching like a s o y beta about taylor swift

>>126879633 (OP)
You're all aiming way too high. I want to beat the fucking shit out of Joe Bonamassa. Why? His face.

>>126880163
Have fun watching your 3,000 meaningless games and then having any stars/draws to your sport get hurt and drive ratings down. It's a solid plan.

>>126880149
wonder if any of his ancestors served in a Michigan regiment against the South in the Civil War

>>126880186
Shohei Ohtani, Aaron Judge, and Mike Trout are carrying the league just fine. Better than watching games "for the commercials" and lip syncing at halftime

>>126880113
I think "Catch a Falling Star" is his worst song, at least the worst song of his I know of.

Baseball originated in the Midwest and Northeast, it made little sense in the South as it's a summer sport and it's too hot there for outdoor activities in summertime while football is played in the fall months when the temperatures start cooling.

Hayley Williams and Pink

You're so rebellious yet not one single opinion you have is any different from hollywood

>>126880223
>Hayley Williams
Another thing the Southland owes us an apology for.

>>126880220
It's cute when dixie thinks they're tough

>>126880223
As a resident of Pennsylvania, I apologize for Pink and Taylor Swift. Nobody here likes them and they're totally disowned by everyone.

I like the music, but there are few things more cringe than a crooner being a tough guy

>>126880247
There is nothing remotely HOOD about Pink yet she acts like she served jail time at Veterans Stadium

>>126880249
>but there are few things more cringe than a crooner being a tough guy
i don't think anyone ever associated that image with Perry Como lol

>>126880204
Oh yeah. It's super fun watching a game being played for absolutely no reason and has no effect on the season whatsoever. Real compelling shit. 9 hours that you will never get back.

>>126880276
as anon said baseball is a chill way to relax in summertime either at the games or listening on the radio

>>126880276
You say that and then the last day of the season comes where you miss it by a game. Maybe losing after leading 5-0 in April wasn't such a small deal after all.

Go back to calling the NFL racist because a black guy got picked 140th....being 130 other black guys

Kesha

Seeing her cry in court made me laugh and rage at the same time. What a worthless whore.

>>126880220
only became viable when they began building domed ball parks to protect everyone from the sunlight and heat

>>126880284
Yeah. It's about as fun as watching paint dry. Ultimate cure for insomnia.
>>126880288
Isn't most of the MLB Mexicans? What does the race of the player have to do with anything? Everything you've bitched about football for is outside shit that has nothing to do with the game.

>>126880324
We don't claim MLB is "white supremacist" when most of the players are Latin. You people think the NFL is white supremacist when Deion's kid gets drafted 140th even almost all the draftees were black. Go back to bitching about how rigged the game is because Mahomes is just that good.

>>126879633 (OP)
Only atheists hates people.

Chappell Roan

OMG people are CHRISTIAN and REPUBLICAN! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>126880344
>Go back to bitching about how rigged the game is because Mahomes is just that good.
He's half white anyway.

>>126879699
when did Genesis not have Phil Collins?
are you thinking of Peter Gabriel?

>>126880113
I think that must have been inspired by Tennessee Ernie Ford's "Sunday Barbecue"

Olivia Rodrigo

You listen to Billy Joel? WOW

>>126879633 (OP)
there's this anon or anons who rants about 50s pop and especially hates Teresa Brewer for some reason

>>126880386
>You listen to Billy Joel?

in the Northeast you don't have a choice, every supermarket will guarantee you listen to him whether you want to or not

>>126880397
But she's all angsty and proud of the fact that she does

>>126880344
People were bitching because Deion's kid came across like an asshole which shouldn't surprise anyone since Deion is a bit of an asshole himself. It shouldn't have went down the way it did since everyone looks bad that was involved in it. I might not be a Chiefs fan but you'd have to be blind to say the guy isn't talented. He seems okay by himself too. The one that triggers everyone is Travis and he's just a cocky wigger. Again, none of this is about the game. It's just you bitching about football controversies and race for some reason.

>>126880363
>when did Genesis not have Phil Collins?
SEND ME TO THE CONGO

>>126880411
Everything is a penalty for breathing and you people bitch after every single game claiming it's rigged because of a late call. Fuck the NFL and all of its stans that have no other hobbies

>>126880388
I don't live in Ohio, I owe nobody any apologies for that.

>>126880397
He must have done something right to be played nonstop for 40-50 years while nobody listens to or cares about Swift's songs three months after they reach #1.

>>126880388
come on, is 50s housewife pop really even worth defending?

>>126880436
Seems this is a hot button issue for you. I agree. I wish they let up on the penalties but it is what it is. And again, people are passionate about their teams. People are always gonna get upset and spout stupid shit.

>>126880397
Piano Man, It's My Life, and Uptown Girl get especially spammed to death and I oddly never hear any of the Storm Front singles much.

>>126880472
You people get so pissed about it but then do nothing about it and scoff at other games being played in June

>>126880496
Yeah. The league totally listens to people. I'll get right on that letter writing campaign. And it's not that people are playing games in June. It's the 3,000 games being played in June. It's retarded.

>>126880232
Was that before or after Hayley dropped her Southern accent and began talking like a California Valley Girl?

>>126880510

>>126880510
It's much more fun to talk about how "gey" the dullass cowgurlz are amirite stephen a?

>>126880536
I'm sure you and the other 82 year old men can laugh it up while you're watching game 2200 of the season that has no playoff implications whatsoever.

>>126880557
THIS SPORT IS SO FUCKING RIGGED BRUH MUH FANTASEE TEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

>>126880550
I'm a Skeuuup guy myself

>>126880565
This is some extraordinary baseball autism

There's so many, George Harrison was the least terrible of that band even if a lot of what you say is correct.

Paul McCartney is particularly bad for being the most lame sounding of an already childish and lame sounding band. I don't like him in particular because of how completely dull all of his own music is and how he shoehorns himself into the limelight all the time. He's had an entire life of being a massive star and yet as a 100 year old man he has to pose with people like Hillary Clinton, Taylor swift to get on as many magazine covers as possible.

This must be one of the gayest debates this board has ever seen.

>>126880581
But thinking the NFL is rigged and wake up sheeple isn't autistic?

>>126880621
I'm not even an NFL guy so I don't particularly care about it but it is just as stupid. You going "you people" and losing your mind like someone insulted your family is something else though.

>>126880649
When EVERYONE hates your favorite team you'd get it

>>126880589
Imagine if Paul and Ringo died early and John and George were alive today instead. We'd probably have a very different view of the Beatles in that case.

>>126880656
What team? And my team is equally hated. I'm too old to get worked up about it, I guess.

>>126879633 (OP)
Jack White, and I’m tired of pretending he’s a legend.

>>126879633 (OP)
>mediocre guitar player
A top 5 slide player ever

Back in the U.S.A. [Capitol, 2002]
The sweeping gestures and broad arena rock of expert nonentities robs the Beatle songs that adorn this tour merch of all their precision and power. Yet the Beatle songs still dwarf the proofs of his solo existence, which gets lamer the older he gets. Still, his winsome smile and cloying stage banter are irresistable. And when he whips up some "First the gals, now the fellas" during the chorus of "Hey Jude", it is to cringe with dismay at the survival of a generation. C

Taylor Swift. I managed to avoid listening to any of her songs so far, except that "Shake It Off" detestable bubblegum ringtone that was everywhere.

>>126880686
Kansas City. I live in Missouri. I hate how it's Chiefs only and no one really gives a fuck about the Royals

>>126879633 (OP)
Pat Boone

>be unabashed corporate plant to make watered down 50s R&B songs for white radio/NPC consumption
>they sell because Payola and he's good looking and women find him attractive so he has like 190 charting hits for a decade straight
>dude cannot sing at all, he sounds like he's asleep on every song ever
>spend the rest of his life making equally bad gospel albums
>and le trollface metal album
>is 285,339 years old and still alive and does public appearances and advertises senior anti slip and fall guards
>his crotch spawn also generated the worst hit of the 70s next to Muskrat Love
>could well be the last major 50s pop star living

>>126879633 (OP)
if i didnt know any better id say you were a paulfag

>>126880725
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l93JOUJZEoA

>>126879743
>Happy X-Mas War is Over.
this literally bodies all other 'new' christmas songs

>>126880733
Once Taylor and Travis flame out I think a lot of the spotlight will be off them. I'm pretty sure Travis is washed. I get the hype though. Patrick is a pretty extraordinary quarterback. The dynasty might be over but, either way, hope the Royals go on a run for you anon. It's painful being a sports fan in general.

Miles Davis because he was a blatant scene tourist and poseur that Monk even called out. There's nothing to actually learn from his music.

>>126880784
They won the World Series in 2014 so I'm satisfied in general....but our attendance has sucked for a long time and no one seems to really care ;_;

>111 replies
>Mike Love not mentioned

Chuck Berry for being a sex pest, thrice convicted felon, pedophile, lazy live performer, and late to the R&R party since Elvis and Bill Haley were releasing records a year or more before Maybellene dropped.

>>126880818
I meant 2015. 2014 they came out of nowhere to win the pennant but not the whole thing
>>126880784

>>126880836
Chuck Berry invented electricity, college basketball and plutonium

>>126880836
calm down there, Reddit

>>126880836
Haley had been releasing records with early incarnations of his group since 1948 and as the Comets since 1952.

>>126879633 (OP)
I hate him because he liked Indian culture and I pretend to hate Indians even though I never interact with them to fit in here.

Bruce Springsteen because he's very boring, has no musical ability to speak of, and the 50 years of critical ball polishing are tired and without merit.

>>126880891
the early Saddlemen sides were more Western swing and they only become R&R when they became the Comets

>>126880897
GET UP IN THE MORNING. HAVE A GUN.

>>126879633 (OP)
>ITT: musicians you hate and why
pretty much any artist that i like that has amazing early albums, and after their peak they just cant make a decent song even if their life were to depend on it

>be Harrison
>say to yourself "Man, I'm way too good for Christianity even though it's been the religion my ancestors have practiced for more than 1,500 years and it was good enough for them so I'm going to convert to a poo people religion to show how much cooler I am than the rest of you."

>>126880929
>live in 2025
>say to yourself "I'm going to write an essay about a boyband member who's been dead for several decades"

>>126880914
All the same Chuck was only a year younger than Haley and theoretically could have recorded as far back as the 40s (excepting that he spent three years in prison for car theft) but he didn't cut a single record until May 1955 after RATC was already in the top 10.

yeah Something was a banger but it took him until near the end of the Beatles' run to get there

>>126880949
Berry was still considering whether to become a beautician as late as 1955, he wasn't sure about making music into a full time career.

Lil Yachty for killing and maiming and getting other kids to do the same

>>126879633 (OP)
Saying U2 would be too easy and low effort.

>>126880903
he was a major cultural influencer but as an actual musician no he was pretty poor

Elvis for being a thief and pedophile who never wrote any songs in his life.

Kanye West for making a song called "Heil Hitler"

>>126881077
soijackface.avi

>>126880725
>>126880994
they don't actually count as music though

fuck Feminem

>>126880994

> Who killing them in the UK?
> Everyone gonna say you, k?

Fuck the Eagles, man.

I hate Kurt Cobain and the entire grunge scene

>>126880363
He probably means when Collins wasn't singin

>>126881143
Dumb take

>>126880688
he's pathetic, especially for trying to pull off that old bluesman style
I've loathed him ever since I watched that doc with him, Page and the Edge

Noel Redding
this ungrateful dipshit had a chance to be in a band with the greatest guitar player in rock history, but felt like he was too good for it, and went on to play on his shitty blues band nobody ever gave a shit about
he was a mediocre bass player, who was only hired because his hair looked "cool" and hippyish
also, the songs Hendrix allowed him to put on the Experience albums suck

Dave Mustgayne.

Flea

>wow dude slap bass
>BSSM and One Hot Minute were the only albums where he had a decent tone because he didn't use those meme basses

>>126879633 (OP)
TAXMAN is BATMAN

>>126880168
his face. looks. like a cauliflower…

You suck dicks for breakfast op. George is absolutely a living force in music, his slide guitar is authentic, his compositions are great and his introspective, spiritual approach are magical. Also his voice is beautiful. Your momma didn't breastfeed you so you talk shit about others online.

>>126879879
>the least talented member of cream
1000 times this

>>126879633 (OP)
Bob Dylan
I hate that sprechtsang vocal delivery and how it tricks people into thinking he's some sort of revolutionary on the level of classical composers. what a fucking joke.

Oasis
Why?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiMnUBFbQJg

Would Courtney Love be too easy and low effort? I mean there's also more hateable rappers than you can name in one post except that rap isn't music.

>>126879753
Well, no. George was all hippie free love and famously fucked anything that moved. Boyd talks about how the biggest breaking point in their relationship happened when he came back from India and claimed that he needed a harem of teenage girls to live with them.
At least he didn't beat the crap put of her regularly, like Clapton did.

>>126886041
>At least he didn't beat the crap put of her regularly, like Clapton did.
or, you know, Lennon and Ringo also beat the shit out of their wives

>>126879775
reminder that
>didn't even get a sticky
>why is he in a bathroom
>what a sorry face
>Wyatt won

>>126879879
Eric being the least talented member of Cream just goes to show you insanely good Bruce and Ginger were

>>126880168
Joe is so hilarious to me. I could write a book on this guy.
He's a raging hypocrite. Constantly saying "gear doesn't matter!" but exclusively plays 59 Les Pauls through vintage Tweed Twins and Dumbles. Literally plays through $1 million dollars worth of gear every single night, but wants everyone to know he doesn't believe gear matters
But besides that, he's just so boring. Name one (1) single Boomermassa song off the top of your head. You can't. No one can. He doesn't have one single hit, one single popular song. He hasn't written a single song or riff or solo that was any good. He's a guitarist's guitarist famous for being famous somehow
All he does is just play pentatonics but fast. SRV did that. SRV just did Hendrix but faster, and Joe just does the same thing 40 years too late
But the absolute most hilarious thing about him is how insecure and butthurt he is. A few years back someone made a comment on an Insta post of his telling him it was time to accept reality and shave his head, the hair wasn't coming back. Joe got so mad he deleted all his social media. He's extremely sensitive to any criticism of him and takes things personally. It's hilarious to see

>>126881732
I love that movie because of the intimate views we got to see of Page. And I actually really liked the Edge parts. Edge sucks but he knows he sucks and doesn't pretend to be something he isn't like Jack does
Edge says "I can't play so I hide it with effects and I've made some cool tunes that way" Jack just thinks he's some blues legend or something but he's so pretentious it's impossible to watch without cringing

>>126887489
agreed
that scene with Jack "crafting a guitar" out of junk in his farm while dressed like someone from the 1920s is absolute cringe
just look at this absolute shitfest
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_F7aiOvdwE&ab_channel=SonyPicturesClassics

>>126880870
'Reddit' would never diminish the legacy of a Black Inventor/Innovator.

>>126887489
Page never needs to act as cringy as Jack because he's Jimmy Page, his legacy speaks for itself while Jack is an insecure goit who knows he's a OHW and hates it.

I hate this guy. Personally because years ago (green album era?) I had a connection that was going to get me a roadie gig with Weezer and the excuse why not was something about Rivers being a control freak. Weezer became increasingly cringey every year that went by, really not the same as the first two albums. Everything after the green album is total shit and this guy is completely full of himself. Anything redeeming about Weezer is from Ric Ocasek's production.

>>126879824
based fripp hater

>>126887635
I hate this guy, but I hate his fans far more.

>>126887489
The thing with Edge like you said is true, he doesn’t consider himself as a virtuoso like so many other guitarists. He has famously said that he prefers to have a simplistic style of playing with a “less is more” mentality on his skills, and that is fine. I often see Edge often get clowned for his playing but the guy is a technical genius and has written some really good stuff. See songs like Until The End of The World, The Fly, etc. I respect people who understand their limitations and attempt to create something unique for themselves. Unlike the hack that is Jack White in It Might Get Loud.

>>126886041
>Boyd talks about how the biggest breaking point in their relationship happened when he came back from India and claimed that he needed a harem of teenage girls to live with them.
>But you don't get it. I need a harem of 16 year olds to increase my spiritual energy.