Thread 126888239

Creator of thrash metal edition
FAQ: https://pastebin.com/vHeAR1Bt
previously on /metal/: >>126875342

Demolition Hammer, Dark Angel, Kreator

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04LynIkgwYw
Von Ghoul of THE LURKING CORPSES the favorite and most hated on the channel is back to attack.

BLASTING

HAPPY CANADA DAY AND HEIL ROSS BAY CVLT

REAL BLASTING

REAL REAL BLASTING

>>126888400
Booba

unc malding so bad he babysat the last thread so he can start his own lmao

>>126888400
best 2025 Bathory worship?

>>126888239 (OP)
Wait, you guys actually like Metallica?

are the vektor demos worth checking out

>>126888353
Awesome post! Love this country, love our war metal.

>>126888571
HEIL!!!

FINALLY
BOLT THROWER II

I'm posting here with canucks?? post hands

>>126888239 (OP)
Underrated Exodus album.

>>126888400
finnschizo hours

>>126888400

>>126888558
If you like their early stuff, yes
The songs play out a little differently

>>126888701
based
they could have picked a better album cover though

THE FIST OF PERPETUAL DOWNFALL

>>126888340
/metal/ summed up in an image

I am drinking beers and listening to hell awaits

>>126888840
is this their best album?

>>126887442
>Not metal
why

>>126888949
Cool as hell. Think I might have to join ya.

>>126888952
I honestly like everything before Reduced to Ashes more. Also the lifeless dry as fuck production still filters the fuck out of me even after 20 years. Mine would probably be Mark of the Legion but I find myself listening to Trading Pieces more often.

Why is /metal/ so dead nowadays?

>>126888920
which one is the diaper poster

Dude where's my hairline

>>126888344
Holy shit

>>126888920
>complains about people wearing snapback hats to gigs
>comes to his own gig dressed like this
'tism

>>126889028
retard schizos ruining it, making most people leave, then the schizos that were the last thing propping it up also leave

>>126889028
it's a tuesday nigga. also we don't have certain schizos here making novelposts and shitting up the place and gathering (You)s

What drives someone to do this

>>126889110
Probably someone who's fan of Thompson

>>126888344
decent NWOBHM album with not a lot metal on it and is particularly influenced by UFO

>>126889094
>>126889095
How do we save /metal/ then?

>>126889118
Looks cringe, not listening.

>>126889130
invent a time machine back to around 2012

>>126889140
cringe? i wouldn't say that but it's nothing to write home about either. highlight is the surprisingly excellent lead playing, that's about it.

>>126889146
Got any serious answers or are you just here to waste my time?

>>126889159
There is no serious solution.

>>126889166
/shreddit/ IQ post

>>126889130
literally what i was going to say >>126889146

>>126889183
don't larp as him, very cringe

/metal/ is going strong. The last few threads have had real OPs with the faq, there’s been discussion, and the threads go relatively quickly. I’m not worried about our place on /mu/.

>>126889215
don't jinx it

>>126889222

based

>>126889222
>>126889235
eh, their worst album

>>126889276
Agreed.

>>126889208
/metal/ is inherently cringe

>>126889091
Worthless tremolosloppa that does not deserve to be taken seriously.
>>126889222
Mogged by Terminal Redux

>>126889222
>>126889235
>>126889276
>>126889286
>>126889296

new vektor when

>>126889296
>family guy meme
>dogshit take
Next!

>>126889303
Hopefully never, as the single was fucking shit.
Or when that guy stops beating his wife or whatever drama it was.

>>126888344
>Technical Thrash Metal
>Progressive Metal
Not listening. Next!

>>126889322
Why are you responding to a (fake) blasting post with something you're not listening to?

>>126889343
Why are you responding to a response to a blasting post?

might fuck around and suffer the gestalt

>>126889362
Yours wasn't a blasting post though. it was a total non-blasting

>>126889390
>still hasn't listened to Thompson
Lol.

>>126889322
If you don't like technical/progressive metal, you're unironically just unintelligent. Your brain isn't smart enough to process such rapid, complex, and intricate music. You are naturally inferior to VektorGODS.

>>126889312
the single was fine shut up. ohhh he can't sing gratingly high like he used to in his 20s/30s boohoo.

>>126889458
The vocals sucked hard which was the primary problem sure, but musically it was also mid.

>>126889415
It's not even metal it's hard rock. Hasn't even got onto MA.
It's also meme shit for fags.

>>126889473
stick with softcore power metal then

>>126889485
>>126889482

>>126889496
>it's shit as its not as heavy as their previous (better work)
>it's shit as the clean soft vocals are weak as hell
>"lmao stick to soft shit"
Genuine retard moment. Not sure why you'd be so determined to defend an obvious 4/10 single.

>>126889130
write "effort"posts about metal

>>126889521
that 20 year old shit album will never get any more listeners no matter how much you spam it here

>>126889530
Those usually end up being low-quality twaddle though. Especially when written by a canuck with a taste of monkey torture porn he scrobbles to lastfm.

>>126889527
i'll admit the 2nd one dead by dawn sucked but activate was perfectly fine.

>Not sure why you'd be so determined to defend an obvious 4/10 single.
i could ask the same question why you're wanting to condemn the band on the singles they've released so far

>>126889530
Jute Gyte captivates me because it represents an uncompromising vision of experimental black metal that pushes sonic boundaries with total disregard for convention. The microtonal guitar work—often unsettling and dissonant—creates a sense of alienation and existential weight that feels uniquely modern, almost like the auditory equivalent of philosophical despair. Unlike more formulaic metal acts, Jute Gyte's work isn’t meant to gratify—it challenges. Each track feels like a labyrinth of sound, rewarding deep, focused listening with glimpses of haunting beauty buried in layers of noise and chaos. This constant tension between order and entropy is what keeps me coming back.

Another reason I enjoy Jute Gyte is the sheer intellectual depth behind the music. Adam Kalmbach, the sole creator, integrates complex philosophical and literary references into the lyrics and compositions, lending the music a rare depth that blurs the line between metal and avant-garde art. Whether he's referencing Ligeti, Borges, or continental philosophy, it’s clear that the project is more than just musical—it’s a commentary on perception, suffering, and the limits of meaning. It’s music that invites obsession, not just for how it sounds, but for what it evokes: a sense that we’re standing at the edge of comprehension, staring into something vast and unknowable.

>>126889557
LOL it's like she's reading the text

>>126889554
Because if they've released 2 singles off the upcoming album, and both are not good, then why would I have any hope for the rest? The singles are meant to be the stuff to draw you in.
It's not like I won't listen to it, I just genuinely have no hype or expectation for it.

>>126889557
Thank you ChatGPT

>>126889557
thank you chatgpt

>>126889567
Maybe they're doing a bait-and-switch? Lol never mind, metalheads aren't intelligent enough to understand
>>126889574
>>126889581
Her name is Olivia Rodriguez actually

>>126889574
>>126889581
>they dont know

>>126889567
ok then no need to have a pants-shitting episode over it. no one cares if you don't like it, just move on. you're not the main character bub.

>>126889574
>>126889581
hivemind

>>126889592
>ok then no need to have a pants-shitting episode over it
I think you have vastly overestimated how much I care about this.
>no one cares if you don't like it, just move on
Then why are we talking about Vektor at all? Should we only praise and suck off albums, no criticism allowed?

>>126889586
Fuck off ratpedo

>>126889612
>I think you have vastly overestimated how much I care about this.
you're still replying so i think you do care a lot

>Should we only praise and suck off albums, no criticism allowed?
there's a difference between thoughtful criticism and shitting your pants over it and having a tantrum over those that do like it. (You) clearly don't know the difference so this conversation is pointless to continue

>>126889638
You're weird and cringe

>>126889046
the retarded looking bmcel, us dmchads like and respect our elders

>>126889657
>you're still replying so i think you do care a lot
You were the one who cared first
>the single was fine shut up. ohhh he can't sing gratingly high like he used to in his 20s/30s boohoo.
If no one cares about me not liking it... why did you immediately start crying about my criticism? Repeatedly?

I'm replying as I'm trying to figure out how you work and I think the answer is "mental retardation of the first degree". Oh well, worth a try.
I guess "the vocals werent very good" is not "thoughtful" enough, although if you think that's a tantrum then you have a low bar.

>>126889684
>dmchads
Like Chuck Schuldiner?

>>126889005
going to listen to this one now it's the only one out of the first 5 I have never heard before.

>>126889694
got a problem with him?

LEGALIZE DRUGS & MURDER

>>126889825
Pride month is over sorry /metal/

GET OFF MY CASE MOTHERFUCKER

Is it metal?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Pn3s0EsARSM

>>126888701
Was Hammet's playing any good in Exodus?

>>126890366
Wait was Kirk Hammett in Exodus?!

>>126890558
yeah he was.
did you know creeping death was originally gonna be an exodus song. It only existed as a demo called "Die by his hand"

>>126890645
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkiwoiuOEvY

>>126890558
>>126890645
What would be worse, being fired from Metallica or being Exodus and seeing your guy leave to join a band that would ultimately become what Metallica did? At the time, they probably seemed like just another metal band in the club scene.

>>126889557
it's funny because jute gyte is literally none of those things. adam kalmbach is just a braindead talentless NPC who happened across black metal. no one who gets into SJW politics is capable of abstract thought or artistic vision. his music is stupid and empty and so are you if you listen to it.

metal for this feel?

>>126888239 (OP)
Why did Metal Church never reach the same heights as the Big Four, their 80s albums are amazing

fucking badass album. BEYHOND THE GATESSS

>>126888344
The great debate

>>126890815
I think their singer was a fatso.

>>126890829
What a goofy cover

>>126890815
because they occupied a weird sonic middle ground between thrash and heavy metal, too aggressive for the normal heavy metal people but too light for the thrashers
>>126890831
BtR, best brutal thrash record

>>126890846
the cover is perfect

.

ALL HAIL OBSCURA

>>126890783
for the first 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEl55XaquGI

BREAKING NEWS

>>126890783
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4VkYR4Zj5w&pp=ygUYZGVlcCBwdXJwbGUgaGlnaHdheSBzdGFy an oldie but a goodie, Deep Purple - Highway Star

>>126890831
I say Beneath the Remains. My dad says Arise.

>>126890815
>>126890838
the singer for this metal church song sounds vaguely like an acdc singer:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QqGazS9kyc

>>126891174
>Zeke
HOLY BASED

>>126888340
rocking the Phil Anselmo shorts brah brah

>>126891526
You replied to the wrong post >>126888344

>>126890831
BtR if I had to pick
Arise starts off amazing with the first 3 songs but the rest is just decent
Meanwhile BtR is great from start to finish

>>126890898
I like it as well, apparently the original vinyl cover opens in the middle like an actual 'gate', which is pretty cool

>>126888952
Certainly one of their best. It strikes a balance between the the spazzy ADHD metal of their early career and the super clean techshit they did later on

I have a health condition that leaves me in constant agonising pain 24/7, and with the feeling of desperately needing to piss 24/7
I've been seeing doctors for years and they can't find the cause or a treatment
Yes I've attempted to kms multiple times at this point because it's an unbearable hell of an existence

Anyway my point is does anyone have a band / song to match my situation? Thanks

>>126891534
cry more faggit

>>126891575
Ironic post

>>126891540
>>126888344
This

Alligator metal

>>126891682
crocodiles are way more metal than alligators

>>126891764
Holy shit you're right.

>>126891699
No they're not. Be quiet

>>126890831
I've always preferred Arise

>>126890831
They both suck.

>>126891764
know-nothings will think this dork's fit is "metal"

>>126891818
Think you meant to reply to >>126888920

>>126890829
Good album. A bit more thrash and less death than even Seven Churches, but a little more technical.

Oh yeah, you're into metal? Yeah I really love Ghost and Sleep Token bro!

>>126891893
I prefer cannibal corpse and metallica

NSBM has musically surpassed “regular” black metal.
In a sea of unlistenable bandcamp slop the best black metal is now coming from Giga-Chuds.

RABM > NSBM

>>126891929
Sơy

>>126891931
No type of black metal is more hated than RABM, ergo it's the trvest

>>126891955
Nobody cares about RABM

>>126891955
Internationalism and egalitarianism are pretty evil, I'll give you that.

I don't think I could name a single RABM band

>>126888400
some new Trad Doom

Album for when I have explosive diarrhoea and I miss the toilet bowl and it stains the carpet?

>>126892070
Demilich - "Inherited Bowel Levitation - Reduced Without Any Effort"

>>126892077
>album
shit

>>126892047
You replied to the wrong post
>>126888344

Anger
Rage
Waging in my cage
Fire
Blood
Your music isn't good
*Reeeeeeeeee pig screetch*

>>126892115
this is the 2nd post you're now crying about because people won't reply to your spam

>>126892366
Zero self awareness

Suffocation

>>126888344
This is the real blasting post.

>>126888400
This is the real blasting post.

>>126892398
Correct.

>This is the real blasting post.
>Correct.

>>126892809
/metal/heads confirmed rodents

>>126889130
Bring back Jimmyposting.

>>126892379
We don't self-diagnose here

>>126892934
Correct

>126892809
Me on the right btw

>>126892767
Holy shit, this looks straight out of an Alien movie, very futuristic and sci-fi but the badass kind. Might get this on a shirt!

Ignore the faggy album cover, this record is way better than brave murder day. Åkerfeldt faggots can go fuck themselves

>>126893051
Let me guess. Death metal?

>>126892898
agreed

>>126893244
You replied to the wrong post again

>>126893085
Doom

>>126890831
bestial devestation and its not even close

Thrash metal more like trash metal lmao

>>126888949
we would be best friends

me when I smell fresh dissodelights

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YaO0ZC-B-8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gm2D-RYME5k

Is Joeyy metal or no

>>126893261
>You replied to the wrong post again

>>126893466
Still a better hairline than the Dawg

>>126893463
WE GOIN' BACK TO REHAB WITH THIS ONE!!! \\m//

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZwZ50h73_8

Bump

we all know Dave Mustaine wrote Load but did you know he also wrote ReLoad?

>>126893615
no we've already told you thats wrong

>>126893594
Ktim

Should I release my demo on Nuclear Blast or Napalm records?

Gravity
Crushing me
Gravity
CRUSHING ME
CRUSHING ME
CRUSH
ING
ME

Black Sabbath invented Metal, Doom Metal, Stoner Rock, and Christian Metal

>>126893791
Lighten up! Haha

>>126890783
I gotchu homie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUuo2iPFc1s

Was your Canada Day metal?!?! \m/

Death - God of Thunder (KISS cover)

SUMMONING BONGMAN

>>126894038
He posts on the metal archives now

Who are the best metal DJs in the scene right now?

>>126894152
what's his username?

>>126894169
Thank you simpsister

>>126894265
Never heard of them sorry. Got a link?

>>126894259
LiturgyFan89

I'm a dude and not a simp but women do simp for me, correct

>>126888669
Amazing album!

Got a great idea for the new, hold tight vros

>>126894341
I can wait to see it.

>>126893910
also thrash metal (Symptom of the Universe)
and death metal (Disturbing the Priest)

>>126894363
Both dogshit genres not worth listening to. Next!

Varg is gay and has AIDS.

Heavy metal? Shit
Speed metal? Shit
Death metal? Shit
Thrash metal? Shit
Slam metal? Shit
War metal? Shit
Power metal? Shit
Dissosloppa? Shit
Trad metal? Shit
Extreme metal? Shit

>>126894474
*Chuck

>>126894382
>>126894477
oh boy, it's "black metal is my life and reason for existance" fags

>>126894477
Correct. We only listen to black metal here.

>>126894484
He just forgot black metal in his fit of hating metal yet continuing to post here.

>>126894493
nah there's fags that listen to ONLY black metal

I appreciate groove, stoner, sludge, drone, doom, alternative, and post-metal personally

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FQckEmV6Io&si=NPoyxaKeV82HO3gc

>>126894499
F.A.G. = Freakin' Awesome Guy

>>126894503
Anyone who also appreciates true metal (power, heavy) is awesome in my book.

>>126894503
Fucking
Annoying
Gaywad

>>126894516
QRD on Chuck Schuldiner

>>126894523
nah, Louis Cachet

George Michael (Emmanuel)

>>126894531
Nah, Chuck Schuldiner aka the guy with the epic copypasta

>>126894534
RIP.

>>126894558
he's still alive

>>126894607
No he's not. Be quiet

Air mans theme mogs 90% of this thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AwM6NMMIvI

>>126894623
Nice, I also saw this post on r/metal

>>126894609
you'd know him as Trey Azagthoth

>>126894669
nigger why are you on reddit?

>>126894169
Not a metal DJ but Tiesto is probably the best in my opinion.

you are all gay and retarded

>>126895162
Im not gay but im pretty retarded

>>126895162
I'm super gay but I'm not retarded

>>126895162
why yes, I do enjoy black metal

>>126894474
Correct, confirmed and terminal.

>>126895644
they wanted to be called BLACKED but there was a copyright issue

>>126893594
>Off-topic; all images and discussion should pertain to music, artists, and instruments.

Wait so the "open world" is just straight line highways connecting all the tracks? jej

Slam Metal Wiggaz have a better aesthetic than Corpse Paint at least

Kind of bad

>>126895658
Meant to reply to >>126894480 oops.

>>126897127
Already claimed this album, get your own

>>126897136
incredible album, possibly their best

>>126897255
Meant for >>126888669

>darkthrone shirt
Why are black metal fags like this?

>>126897278
more like dork throne lmoa

>>126892047
Great stuff

i like thrash metal and death metal and black metal

Death metal fans will write a paragraph obsessing over black metal whereas black metal fans just say "Chuck Sneed" in response to death fans and then go about their days

>>126897405
I only like NS metal

>>126897419
This but the exact opposite

>37° Celsius outside
Thank god I took the day off.
Metal about burning up?

>>126897432
Chuck Sneed Schuldiner

>>126897439

what metal does Winter listen to

>>126897506
barbatos

She-fag harm herself? Someone should check on her.

>>126891539
>Arise starts off amazing with the first 3 songs but the rest is just decent
I feel the same about Chaos AD

>>126893440
Cavalera Conspiracy re-recording mogs the original

>>126897677
I think their recent re-recordings are objectively better but I still prefer the way the old ones sound.

Why are the guitars low in the mix, drums are front and center, louder than vocals even. A little unsatisfying. Is that just how it is with modern metal production?

>>126897710
Why are you listening to post-Despise The Sun Suffocation?

>>126897716
exploring

>>126897724
I'll let you in on a /metal/ secret:
You can count the number of OSDM bands who still make decent music with your fingers on one hand.

>>126897757
Does that include Immolation?

What are some good [spoiler]Depressive[/spoiler] Death Metal albums?

>immolation
>good
>ever
jej

>>126888344
>>126888400
>>126888468

>>126897818
Yes, but even then its just good not great.

>>126897831
Does that include death doom?

>>126897863
Acts of God is their best since Unholy Cult

>>126897879
I agree. Sometimes these old bands go through a long "meh" period before they start making pretty good stuff again. Master comes to mind.

is there anything more metal than being a straight-edge vegan?

>>126897984
Being born again christian

>>126898076
>becomes born-again christian
>proceeds to make his worst albums ever
huh?

>>126897871
No

>>126893051
BMD is extremely overrated yeah. Discouraged Ones is better even.

need to do dishes and clean my apartment, I'm in the mood for some black metal, give me decent recs, no faggy gimmick shit or weak shit, I listened to goat moon yesterday and turned it off after like 5 minutes because it was kinda fucking gay, finnish storm steel

>>126897831
Does that include melo death?

>>126893051
>>126898489
What about the Sounds of Decay EP?

>>126893051
This reissue cover is even gayer

>>126897879
I prefer Atonement personally. Acts is a little too long and samey.

this shit was so ASS
0 riff programmed drum symphonic wank being glazed by le EPIC Tolkien nerds that care more about a name and gestured grandeur than actual songs or melody

>>126895900
why are you like this? you’re literally the only one bothered by this if you’d even notice

Why are the vocals on South of Heaven so weak? Did Araya hurt his voice at the time or something?

>>126899481
Maybe they were chasing the success metallica had so they decided to make music that was easier for normals to digest like metallica had been doing the whole time.

>>126894477
dubs of truth

>>126899313
I also hate the cat spammer.

>>126893051
>>126898489
BMD is my favorite Katatonia album but DoDS is also great. Can't we all get along?

>>126898725
Awesome. Untrue shouldn't have been left off the original release. Thankfully it's been reissued with it on since.

can spammer is pretty low on the list of annoying spammers in this general

>>126899543
saar

damn, thread still hasn't reached bump limit.

>>126899313
why do you get to post off-topic?
why do you get to spam/flood the thread daily?
this is a music board

Can we have homoerotic edition next?

>>126899634
maybe

>>126899634
Cat-spammer and LA DJ can literally make any thread, on any topic they wish, with immunity. Ask one of them nicely.

I'll make an op topic thread if you fags just make 3 more posts

>>126899681
why

>>126899705
It better be good. I'll do my part.

bump

>>126898110
also stopped playing The Conjuring, his best song

>>126899744
>>126899744
>>126899744
>>126899744
>>126899744

>>126899515
thats very mean i haven't done anything to you

>>126899623
look mr angry if you dont like it just ignore it or filter it like other guys do instead of adding more fuss to your day

>>126899977
You are abusing your janitor privileges.

>>126899977
Correct.

>>126899990
Correct.

>>126899990
it’s not the first time I’ve heard that and no i’m not a janitor or mod or anything like that
i used to fight with them because they kept deleting my webms but now they dont so I won i guess

>>126900120
why did they delete your webms?

>>126900200
well now that I think about it they were deleting my webms of other animals and only keeping the cat ones
so they stopped deleting them when i started posting just cats
maybe they won after all since i’m the one who gave in

>>126900326
but why do you think they kept deleting them?

>>126900350
dont know I guess they just didn’t like ducks penguins ferrets or those other animals but I noticed they never deleted a single cat one
so thats why i started posting those instead' going along with what they wanted now that think about it
look i’ve gotta go I dont want to be rude and just stop replying u out of nowhere so have a good day or night