Thread 126898491

She won.

FUCK OLIVIA RODRIGO

>>126898501
I wish

>>126898491 (OP)
I wish her singles reflected that. Everything by her that the radio plays is mindnumbing slop that could have been made by any starlette. She's try hard as a wannabe rickstar, I'll give you that

>>126898491 (OP)
>Now even less likely to do fetish porn

>>126898491 (OP)
theyre doing double overtime to make her a thing, huh? I remember they did it with Eilish too. I suspect it will be the same moderate level of fame

>>126898632
They better step up their game then. Billie already had an Oscar at the same point in her career

>>126898656
oh olivia will def get awards handed to her to try and get people to care

>saves rock
>saves my cock

>>126898677
They won't be grammies then I guess

>>126898491 (OP)
>>126898544
ROCK STAR!
A BIG GIGANTIC COCK STAR!

>>126898632
She’s already a thing broski

>>126898791
simp opinions dont count. this girl is astroturfed

>>126898806
Delusional retard opinions don’t count, she has millions of fans around the world.

>>126898832
Yeah..because she's astroturfed

>>126898632
>moderate level of fame
musicians less famous than Billie Eilish in the US:

Fleetwood Mac
Kid Rock
Jimi Hendrix
David Bowie
Ed Sheeran
Aerosmith
Coldplay
Bruce Springsteen
Billy Joel
Metallica
Marilyn Manson
Drake
Queen
Bob Dylan
Led Zeppelin
Bee Gees
Phil Collins
Maroon 5
Van Halen
Garth Brooks
Barbra Streisand
Shania Twain
Eagles

that was from early this year, now she's likely above Mick Jagger/Cher and others

>>126898832
kek youre an autist

>>126898806
>this girl is astroturfed
most listened-to albums ever on streaming platforms:

Olivia Rodrigo - Sour 664m
Taylor Swift - Midnights 584m
The Greatest Showman (soundtrack) 521m
Billie Eilish - When We All Fall Asleep, Where Do We Go? 467m
Taylor Swift - 1989 432m
Yoasobi - The Book 411m
Bad Bunny - Un Verano Sin Ti 404m
Taylor Swift - Reputation 392m
Taylor Swift - Folklore 380m
Billie Eilish - Hit Me Hard And Soft 367m

>>126898876
>What is 'the algorithm'?

>>126898501
I shall

>>126898888
sweet digits. Dont engage with autistic coomers

>>126898841
>she's likely above Mick Jagger/Cher and others
Unlikely. She has not released any music recently. Even though the summer chart has been a clone of last year's I don't think birds of a feather makes for a good summer jam, and lunch has flopped quite hard
Also what kind of data are you using? Spotify streams?

>>126898876
When are these data from? Surely dead poets society has eclipsed it

They are seething cause nobody listens to their pubebeard millenial bands so they have to come up with copes like astroturfed.

I've never heard one of her songs. I literally have no idea what she sounds like. Her fake tits look pretty good though.

>>126898491 (OP)
This >>126898978

Can someone post one of her rock songs?

>>126898978
What is your preferred method of consuming music though? Of you are an atomized shut in that only listens to anal ravager and lil child molester in your basement and never steps outside of course you won't hear her music, but if you have ever listened to the radio in the past three years or have even just been at some public place that airs music surely you must have heard at least driver license or vampire (her worst songs btw)
Maybe you have hard then not knowing it was her

>>126899000
Checked
You check out "bad idea right?" on the other hand

>>126899017
Who listens to the radio? I have an apple music subscription So I just listen to my music. There is a chance I have heard one of her songs out in the ether but I would have no idea its her.

>>126899027
Just listened to it. Sounds like run of the mill popslop.

>>126899027
So how the hell do you expect to be exposed to any kind of music you do not actively seek out yourself? Are you being disingenuous or are you just mentally impaired

>>126899043
meant for
>>126899025

>>126899027
her fans consist of poor brown people who listen to fm radio. and the males of the family come here to coom post about her

>>126899051
I would expect to be introduced by my peers. Being in my 30s I doubt very many of us are listening to her.

>>126899043
Pop punk maybe. It counts towards rockstar cred

>>126899063
It doens't sound anything like pop punk. This is pop punk.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xnvwYao5as

>>126899060
Do you often share music with your peers? Are your peers as detached from the zeitgeist as you are?

>>126899027
>Who listens to the radio?
Do you have a job?

>>126899080
I have a few friends that are interested in music enough that we share recs with each other. I guess we just aren't into pop music made within the last 10 years or so.

>>126899025
>You check out "bad idea right?"
No? I'm not going to type that shit into youtube and get a bunch of shit recommendations afterwards. Somebody just post it here.

>>126899087
Yeah and not a shitty one so we don't have radio music blaring 24/7. Maybe stop working at a fast food place.

Some of you take pride in being out of touch and living under a rock, and that’s fucking embarrassing.

her music is generic shit. She's kind of hot so people act like her music is something special. Flips are the most pwerful race in the world, you know. Its nothing but flip coom in her threads

>>126899115
Wait and see how much you care about current pop music when you age another 10 years.

>>126898841
>musicians less famous than Billie Eilish in the US
Cite needed on this?

>>126899095
There you go then. Makes sense as guys in your 30s. Still pretty disingenuous on your part to act like her music should have just come to you if you actively avoid any channel it could realistically come to you from. Had you lived in the 80s but not listened to the radio nor watched mtv do you think you would have heard idk madonna's music from somewhere else?

>>126899128
Okay, I certainly won’t be crying about the music that young people are listening to.

>>126899143
I never acted like it should come to me, I just said I haven't heard any of her music but I like her boobies..

>>126899107
I am a mechanic actually, but we still only get to listen to the radio so I have heard her singles several times and found them not good, but I do not decide myself into thinking she isn't big

>>126899146
see
>>126899150

>>126899115
Some of us loved through hipster culture. It happens

>>126899115
Being out of touch is different than having good taste. I didn't like shitty music when I was young and it was popular, and I don't like it now. Still been into new, good music all along, though.

>>126898491 (OP)
I'm still holding out for a P4K BNM score. If that happens, then I will be forced to stand up and admit that Olivia Isabel Rodrigo is elite. Until then, you'll have to deal with my contrarianism.

I am squarely and unabashedly in the coomposter camp. I only know who she is because of those two or three lingerie pics

>>126899397
Would you kindly post them so we are all on the same page?

>>126898491 (OP)
what genre of rock does she perform?

>>126898791
>She’s already a thing broski
She ain't getting kids telling their teachers to fuck off. So she's not a rockstar. That's what a "thing" is.

>>126899115
>Some of you take pride in being out of touch and living under a rock, and that’s fucking embarrassing.
Not following Disney actressess fed to you by every shill on the planet is not "out of touch". Nor are you cool and "part of something" for something. No doubt all of you here are no different than that freak who blew out his brains over Bjork.

>>126899561
for listening*

>>126899561
>I'm willfully retarded

>>12689965
I'm dumb because I don't listen to Disney music? I don't think even Disney themselves would tell me that. That's how far you're gone. They know themselves don't make any of this for me.
I understand that you guys are deprived of meaningful culture in your lives, but this is not the way to go about fixing it. Find a real scene. Make your own. Get some friends. Form a band. Something. Whatever.
Every day you guys shill some absolutely dogshit popslop and pretend it's the biggest moment in your lives or something. Like a month ago, Kendrick's Superbowl was apparently the greatest moment in music history or something. A fucking Superbowl. WTF even happened to you people?

>>126899525
I can't guaran-fuckinf-teen you some some gen alpha kid said to their teacher fuck it it's fine quoting her

SAY IT

>>126899893
I saw a gen alpha kid riding his bike the other day wearing a Misfits shirt. He looked like a little hardass just beginning his adventures. If he hasn't told his teachers to fuck off already, he will.

>>126899854
You’re old, mad and frightened over things that remind you that your youth has faded away. No, you don’t have to like it but your apprehension and anger over us young people enjoying things is very telling. Stop being such a bitter coot, because IT IS part of something. You don’t get to decide what’s cool, especially as a balding old man.

>>126899996
Completely missed the point. Too far gone.

>>126900121
Yeah your point was I’m out of touch and I get angry over what people like then you started making bunch of baseless assumptions.

>>126898491 (OP)
>>126898544
>>126899463
>>126899808
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG

>>126900176
I'm a different Anon, and I was saying that >>126899996 missed >>126899854 's point. You seem confused.

>>126898841
and what metric are you using to base these claims off of?

>>126898491 (OP)
How many cocks did she have to suck

>>126898905
>>126899142
>>126900247
yougov

>>126898917
>Surely dead poets society has eclipsed it
if you mean TTPD it's 24th:

Olivia Rodrigo - Sour 664m
Taylor Swift - Midnights 584m
The Greatest Showman (soundtrack) 521m
Billie Eilish - When We All Fall Asleep, Where Do We Go? 467m
Taylor Swift - 1989 432m
Yoasobi - The Book 411m
Bad Bunny - Un Verano Sin Ti 404m
Taylor Swift - Reputation 392m
Taylor Swift - Folklore 380m
Billie Eilish - Hit Me Hard And Soft 367m
Harry Styles - Fine Line 352m
Travis Scott - Astroworld 346m
Ed Sheeran - ÷ 345m
Harry Styles - Harry Styles 325m
Juice WRLD - Goodbye & Good Riddance 323m
Harry Styles - Harry's House 299m
Lana Del Rey - Born To Die 295m
BTS - Love Yourself 轉 'Tear' 290m
Kendrick Lamar - Damn. 289m
Ariana Grande - Thank U, Next 288m
The Weeknd - Starboy 287m
Olivia Rodrigo - Guts 269m
Taylor Swift - Lover 269m
Taylor Swift - The Tortured Poets Department 267m
Tyler, The Creator - Igor 263m
Bruno Mars - 24K Magic 260m
Twenty One Pilots - Blurryface 258m
Taylor Swift - Evermore 256m
Arctic Monkeys - AM 240m
Post Malone - Hollywood's Bleeding 234m

>>126898888
>>What is 'the algorithm'?
something utterly irrelevant?

>>126899477
mostly pop rock/alt rock, also indie rock/power pop

>POPWHORE IS ROCK NAO
*yawn*

>>126898949
Someone else eating shit doesn't make it better that you drink piss.
>>126899017
>Of
>hard
Proofread your posts you troglodyte. Spelling mistakes are no big deal, but when you misspell them into other words, I have to re-read and decode your lazy, greasy, sausage fingers shit.
>UHHH MAYBE YOU HEARD ONE OF HER SONGS ONCE AND DIDN'T KNOW?
So I was so uninterested in the song I heard that I never looked up the song to find out who performed it? Is that supposed to be a win?
>>126899115
Being in the world without being of the world can be a very good thing.
>>126899146
OK so are we living under a rock, or are we old men yelling at clouds? It can't be both.
>>126899397
I only enjoy the Marina Diamandis posts, depending on the image or video. Any of the other pop women nu-/mu/ thirsts for don't really arouse me. If I didn't have any other options for fapping, then sure, maybe I would.

>>126898491 (OP)
Sour [Geffen, 2021]
This manifestly competent 18-year-old actress has a two-boyfriend romantic history dating back to 2018 that pop aesthetes who avoid the Disney channel can just Google--both, unsurprisingly, with actors a year or two older than she is. Also unsurprisingly, she's gorgeous. But that's never stopped women from worrying that their bodies aren't "perfect," which along with other inevitable insecurities was enough to fuel an exquisite teen-breakup concept album produced by 38-year-old helper bunny Daniel Nigro. Again and again dainty melodies meet big drums and are only stronger for it as every simple word comes clear. She doesn't drink yet but knows how he likes his coffee and let's bet her own; she says "fuck" and "bullshit," the latter to modify "eternal love." Though he did the driving let's also bet he gave her some of the lessons that flowered into her first megahit even if she still can't really, in everybody's favorite trope, parallel park. But when he transfers his attentions to "someone more exciting," it's Olivia's jokes he's telling, Olivia's Billy Joel he's playing. And for a transcendent finale she leaves her own pain behind and sends her very best to an abused boy she knew when they were small and a middle school friend with parents who "hated who she loved." A

>>126903747
Guts [Geffen, 2023]
An aesthetic triumph that deepens its psychological complexity with diverting jokes by establishing that love comes even harder to 20-year-old pop phenoms than to less extraordinary humans, or do I just mean extraordinary females? Either way, only someone as gifted, famous, and likable as Rodrigo has much chance of launching lovequests as worthy of your attention as these. Seldom if ever have the romantic tribulations of a young superstarlet been laid out in such credible detail, their defining complication the extreme unlikelihood that she'll meet anyone as smart, decent, successful, and hilarious as she is on the party circuit her well-earned fame opens up to her and sticks her with. With special respect for the perfect double entendre "Get Him Back!" and the well-schooled rhyme "Dazzling starlet/Bardot incarnate," I hereby swear that these 12 catchy, hyperintelligent, self-penned songs should be committed to memory by any up-and-coming entertainer ready to admit that it may be the better part of discretion to love someone who is in some crucial respect an equal from another sphere--an up-and-coming climate scientist, say. Showbiz hopefuls however gifted are too likely to succumb to jealousy just because she's so damn good at what she does. A

>>126903788
Based

>>126898491 (OP)
use this cunt's name next time so my filter catches it, stupid coomer

I WANNA SEE OLIVIA’s RODRlGO

>>126903998
kek, i see oliva's superiority has left you feeling a bit upset.

>>126903747
>>126903788
Guts was also his #1 album of 2023. He's trying to see her Rodrigo

>>126898491 (OP)
I WANT TO CUM IN OLIVIA'S RODRIGO

>>126904303
Based

If you held a gun to my head and told me to name one song she sings, I would be dead.

I want to impregnate Olivia

>>126904259
rock music isn't for everyone I guess

>>126904252
>>126904303
As you wish.

>>126904811
he cute

>>126903747
>>126903788
dont know if these are real but why would an elderly man ever review such music? little girls arent going to read this review and people his age arent going to be swayed into buying her music after reading this

>>126898491 (OP)
She is just a popslut with some mediocre guitar songs, like Avril Lavinge or Pink.

>>126905999
She's bigger than both combined

>>126899996
A 40 year old Indian man posted this

>>126904259
sarrrrrr you are the fucking

>>126906288
>>126906289
Cope cause no one replies to Hayley or Addison threads

>>126906297
LMAO, I did slander Liv but I don’t mind the Liv threads. Keep it up.

>>126906400
Do you still think she's a plagiarist

>>126906450
I honestly don’t know shit about it, I was just using stock slander kek
I fw Liv and the Liv marines, I love seeing the seethe you guys generate.

>>126898491 (OP)
Can you stop spamming /pol/ please?

>>>/pol/509380467
>>>/pol/509292190
>>>/pol/509340650

>>126906400
>>126906502
How likely is it Addison convinces Olivia to footslut out

>i will never hold Olivia in my arms

just die in my sleep already

>rock star
>doesnt play rock music

are normoids really this retarded?

>>126898491 (OP)
>doesn't make rock
>rock star

>>126903053
Y'know I'm thinkin music sucks

I want to marry her

>>126907236
Based slutlivia poster evangelizing on /pol/

>>126906502
who's the ugly whore with goddess livvy?

why?
she doesnt make rock music
she's a pop star

>>126898605
Never say never anon. The golden rule of fame is that it can all end in an instant. Sooner or later, no matter how big you are people just stop giving a shit.

>>126910574
Olivia would never sink that low for money

>>126907983
shota ntr

>>126898841
>Source: my ass

>>126909646
kek