Mike Muir edition
old: >>126888239
faq: https://pastebin.com/vHeAR1Bt

Artist: Darkthrone
Album: Panzerfaust
Song: Beholding The Throne of Might

>And destruction upon the holy man
>Who hails a jew

official BLASTING

Power metal edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38GVqc3G7wE

It was supposed to be a homoerotic edition :(

>Phil Pseud-gas

Deeds of Flesh

>>126899796
Listening to the end of his mediocre 2025 black metal release now

Metal boyfriend

I want a /meal/ bf to kiss and cuddle with while we blast Dismember and Dissection

why do i keep wasting time posting here? nothing but schizo spam.

>>126899755

>>126899809
All of his releases are mediocre anyway.

>>126899887
>Off-topic; all images and discussion should pertain to music, artists, and instruments.

I think a great achievement for a metal band is to make something that can only be described as 'metal' because you can't fit it into any of the subgenres but it's still undeniably metal. Such music is always very distinct and characteristic, just being itself like Black Sabbath was in the beginning. A great example is City of Evil

>A great example is City of Evil

>>126899936
Yeah

>>126899849
>>126899862
JIDF hours

Oh, City of Evil? You mean that classic metal album that we all love and respect here?

>>126900026
>>126900011
That's right motherfucker

I loved city of evil when I was a seventh grader

>>126899755

>JIDF hours

>>126900023
I just want a metal bf to cuddle with I'm not jewish :(
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJdXTAerq2g

>>126900102
id cuddle you m8 but your taste is too pleb

>>126900116
I'm ready to listen to your music 24/7 bro

QRD on Chuck Schuldiner ?

>>126900159
Wrote three incredible death metal albums then a bunch of forgettable dogshit in the 90s

>>126900168
So are ya a Leprosy/Spiritual Healing/Human man or a Human/Individual Thought Patterns/Symbolic guy
Notice both types like Human

>>126900159
Made low effort pop-dm, then shitty power metal, and finally died of AIDS after going overboard with call boys. He should have been like James Murphy and just do solos over other people's material.

is slam based or cringe?

>>126900250
depends on whether or not I like the band

>>126899755
BLASTING

>>126899755

>>126900250
Yeah it’s based

>>126900187
Human is garbage only rivaled by The Sound of Perseverance in its shittiness. SBG/Leprosy/SH are god tier.

apparently, rob from cannibal corpse used to beat the ever living motherfucking shit out of his ex gf
/metal/ thoughts?
t. too lazy to search the article

>>126900293
Cannibal Corpse is reddit as fuck

>>126900145
then its a deal

>>126900250
Cringe since it's dumbed down NYDM for the Pantera audience

>>126900286
>is... is that PROG in my DM?
>THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE AND THUS SHIT
Filtered to high hell.

>>126900324
Nothing about any of the aspects of the Death material can even be remotely considered progressive

>>126900293
that’s awesome. I love butchered at birth

>>126900352
>objectively false statement made in absolute confidence
Real /metal/ hours.

>>126900357
I didn’t realize he didn’t play guitar on this album. He did write devoured by vermin and stripped raped and strangled so he’s good in my book

>>126900324
I don't care how "progressive" an album is when every song is boring as fuck with shit production that buries any hint of excitement. Symbolic has some good songs but I have no idea how so many people listened to Human or ITP and thought "oh my god this is incredible!"
>>126900352
This guy gets it

>>126900159
>>125443444
Same response you got the other 100 times you asked. You should really be banned for spam at this point.

>>126900293
Almost as based as Jack Owen playing white power festivals with Arghoslent and GBK back in 08-09.

>>because he's a Jew gets credit as being the first Death Metal Album rather than Seven Churches.
How does this work? Jew aura overwriting the memory of Seven Churches?? Powerful stuff

>>126900385
>his entire take is the exact opposite of the correct take
laughable, really

>>126900410
It's simple.
Seven Churches is kinda shit and the drummer can't even keep time.

i never understood pantera

>>126900431
There really isn't much to understand about them, what

>>126900293
>rob
???

>>126900431
I just like Cowboys From Hell. After that they have a strange ability to make boring songs out of god-tier riffs

>>126900410
The band is called death

>>126900451
Barrett?

>>126900451
barrett

>>126900431
cool riffs

https://youtu.be/NLP0xP2M4S8

>>126900414
"correct" take, lol
neck yourself

I was on my way to kill Chuck Schuldiner myself. - Kerry King

>>126900473
Nah I actually know shit about metal unlike you so I'm worth sticking around. You could be gassed and honestly it's just a net gain.
Imagine getting filtered by fucking Human's production, unironically tourist.

>>126900386
Kvetch

>>126900293
We love and respect women here and hate misogynistic chuds like him. I'm deleting my entire CC discography right now and changing all my RYM ratings to 1 start.

>>126900460
That explanation makes a lot more sense

>>126900517
I never had a Cannibal Corpse discography because the band is reddit slop

>>126900502
No one is getting filtered by Human's production; people with an IQ over 100 just notice that Human was when the music really started reverting back into classic speed metal and Chuck purposely tried distancing himself from death metal. Human was also the point when Chuck's ego starting going off the rails like when he fucked over Masvidal and Reinert on that european tour and then got so mad when they decided to leave and make a better version of what he wanted to do that he made a disstrack on them.

I will say though I do like that Cosmic Sea instrumental.

ITP and Human good
SH mid
All other Death nice
Good band

>if a band is popular that means it's reddit i only listen to the most foul and evil 80's demos of bands you've never heard of
POOOOOOOOSSSSEEEEEEERRRRR

>>126900749
who are you quoting

i did NOT give you permission to (you) me

>>126899755
Blasting Metal and Hell instead of 666 for a change.

This album is incredible. I love the atmospheric setup to the next track. Vocals are amazing too and different than Kaevum's other vocals. Phrasing and counterpoint are spot on too

>>126900532
thank you buzzword sister

Anyone got a ticket for the show? 3 days to go.
Sharon says Ozzy is in great shape and his voice is better than ever.

What metal album have the best cover art? I like medieval fantasy art such as this one.

>>126901026
That cover is garbage though

>>126899755

>>126899755
Thinking of doing a cheeky jackoff.

>>126900953
>Ozzy is in great shape and his voice is better than ever
he looks like he's gonna collapse in that photo lol

New Malthusian next month
Watch out Pissgrave

>>126900739
SoP shit*
the rest, correct

>>126901137
He'll be fine: his wheelchair is right in shot.

>no new Skeletonwitch album in 7 years
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHYYYYYYYYYY

>>126900953
No, I'll be at a Body Void show that day. I had ticket to the Scorpions Anniversary Show but sold the ticket because I realized the Scorpions were kinda ass
Also, what's wrong with that fan's hand?

>>126900953
Geezer is in good shape, incidentally he's also a dyed in the wool vegan. Also, Dio ate A LOT of red meat and died young of stomach cancer. Coincidence?

>>126901189
The Scorpions are pedos.

>>126899974
>City of Evil
A metalcore band with a nasally vocalist reheating past heavy/thrash metal.

>>126901173
>no new Melechesh album in 10 years

>>126901208
If you found out your favorite band was in a pedophile cult would that change their music for you overnight
>>126901222
If you found out that a metal album was made by a band who did metalcore before that would that make it not a metal album

>Geezer is in good shape, incidentally he's also a dyed in the wool vegan. Also, Dio ate A LOT of red meat and died young of stomach cancer. >Coincidence?

>>126900324
I like prog Death, even TSOP, but death-prog metal is an absolute tourist magnet and not a filter.

>>126901248
Thank you for your input trans sister.

>>126900953
Tony won.

>>126900928
I'm a dude but cannibal corpse is cringe as fuck

Ensiferum
Insomnium
Omnium Gatherum
Equilibrium
>take random word
>add -um
There's your metal band name bro

>>126901300
You lack testicles.

>>126901332
Nah you lack taste though

>>126901343
You have baby ears and probably smell like shit and have brown skin, too.

Lame as fuck band name
Lame as fuck album artwork

Also beloved by /metal/ and r/metal

Go figure!

>>126901361
No one actually likes this

>Bonus Tracks Are Gay (Bonus Track)

>>126901356
Epic low IQ diss
Cannibal Corpse fans, everyone

>>126901374
CC are a bit of an acquired taste, sorry you haven't gotten to that stage in your metal journey yet metalbrother \m/

>>126901370
I was referring to Cannibal Cringe but thanks for showing your lack of IQ

>>126901173
I kinda stop caring much if a band takes that long, because if they do eventually come back after a decade, chances are it's gonna suck or sound like a different band
>>126901227
Who cares they suck lol

>>126901380
I skipped the losercore stage, yeah

>I freakin hate Cannibal Corpse, black metal and black dicks forever!

Melechesh > your favorite band

>>126901404
So you don't explore the genre much then huh?

>>126901361
>Jewt Goyte

Another dogshit post by a Cannibal Cringe fan

Why are they like this

>>126901404
Why? It's tailor-made for you

>>126901356
>implying most cannibal corpse fans aren’t some kind of hispanic

>>126901427
Yeah I only listen to cool metal bands (the .1%)

>>126901138
Gonna have to be pretty good to be better than malignant worthlessness

>>126901448
Nah

>>126901415
>American moment

>malignant worthlessness
Terrible album title, terrible band name. Not listening

>>126901486
Why not? It perfectly describes your posts, loser

>>126901450
How would you know without listening to it tho? You've never listened to an album and been like "well that was shit"? Or do you just stick to your safe space metal like some sort of bubble-wrapped spanner?

>>126901391
>Who cares they suck lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQNvqbN8GVA

>>126901498
See >>126901486

>>126901495
Nice projection

>>126901323
>Burzum
wow!

>>126901503
I could heem Asuka no problem.

>>126901498
He doesn't listen to anything, he's just some total loser trying to get (you)s
See: >>126901509 yet another malignant, worthless post kek

>>126901323
>Yourmum
HA!

>>126901532
Mindbroken and mentally dominated

>>126901208
Virgin Killer album art was forced on them by their label

>>126901189
>I'll be at a Body Void show that day
Hecky was right
>>126901245
You think you understand what I'm saying, but you don't. Mastodon used to be a metalcore band, and then they shifted to their own mix of prog/sludge metal that countless bands would imitate since. They didn't just drop the core and switch to Z-grade heavy metal that nobody but 2000s kids will revisit.

>>126901538
That's NOT funny
Apologize.

>>126901503
This is just Nile but worse, I'm not convinced sorry

>>126901540
>malignant, worthless loserpost count: 3

>>126901554
If I judged every metal band by how they looked or what stupid shit say they, I would not be able to enjoy 99% of them.

>>126901618
You can upload an image that has something to do with what you're typing. Try it next time

>>126901612
Nah the number is in the tens of thousands at least judging by how long this general has been around

The superior band from PA. blasted this on the way home from work.

>>126901618
Most people have a threshold to their tolerance.

>>126901631
Hat

>>126901645
We should count them in each thread and see if he can break his records kek

>>126901649
Epic cover!

>>126901652
Some people are really sensitive, yes

>>126901653
Is what you should be wearing until you find a suitable hairstyle.

>>126901653
You would get upset by that post.

>>126901300
you're a fag

>>126901660
That would be hilarious kek let's keep track of all his funny posts

>>126901681
Death metal is for fags lmao. RIP Chuck

Desecration > Cannibal Corpse

>>126901672
I think hatposts are funny actually

>>126899744 (OP)
based

>>126901612
>This is just Nile but worse
they sound nothing like nile. please unplug your ears anon

>>126901702
Not a very high bar thoughbeit

You guys need to stop replying to Matthew

Nile is complete crap only beloved by Romanian gypsies

>>126901720
Janny fosters this kind of stupidity.

so many of you are so clueless about metal. what are you doing here?

>>126901520
>I could heem As-ACK!
>>126901612
>This is just Nile but worse
The only thing they have in common are Middle-Eastern themes/atmosphere. You just outed yourself as a very shallow listener.

>>126901739
Anime and videogames are for child molesting creeps.

>>126901618
>implying you listen to metal

>>126901772
Sometimes

>>126901710
>overusing the phyrgian dominant
>ancient history lyrics
>loads of blast beats
>overly long songs
nah they're pretty similar

>>126901739
>the only thing they have in common is something unique to them and like 5 other derivative bands
Get your head out of your ass. They're still worse than Nile, similarities aside

>>126901720
Just another Marshall Monday

>>126901746
sure thing, 4chan poster

Can we just admit already that Poppy is great?

>>126901788
>Death metal
Not listening

>the phyrgian dominant

>>126901819
>malignant, worthless loserpost count: 4

>>126901827
Correct

>>126901835
See >>126901645

>>126901851
see >>126901660

>>126901720
you need to take your meds

Boring metal

The peak of metal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aC4BC-Hxq9g

>>126901887
Indian, Reverend Bizarre, The Crown, Agalloch, the list goes on...

>>126899755


>>126901887
Nobody asked you to describe Melechesh

Death metal is inherently g--

Death metal is inherently good.

>>126901645
Correct.

Alien metal

>>126901934
>death metal
>good
Pick one

>>126901923
I didn't, Melechesh is good unlike the album you shared

Death metal destroys black metal boipussys.

Intellectualy stimulating metal discussion going on right now

>>126901905
I like this

>>126901993
we owe linus an apology

Gorguts - The Erosion of Sanity

>>126902009
Not metal
>>>/g/

>>126901980
No more brother wars

>>126901970
>unlike the album you shared
Correct, it's actually a well-known classic, better than just 'good' (aka forgettable/mediocre)

It's Buttville from Earthworm Jim

>>126902062
Not listening either way

please don't be faux-death faux-prog dogshit

>>126902093
>starts with rain sounds and le atmospheric sparse clean guitar and drum passage just like my Pinkin Floyderinos
fuck

>>126902026
That song was so disappointing to me lyrically. From the title I thought it would about someone actually going insane, bur it's just about getting infirm from a brain disease. Same with Pestilence's Out of the Body, I thought it would be about out of body experiences, but it's just about some disease again.

Kristallnacht Worship
Kino

The Shit ov God

>>126902108
Same thing basically

>>126902105
seems like it needs some
>crackling of the leaves on the ground that someone is walking over

>That song was so disappointing to me lyrically. From the title I thought it would about someone actually going insane, bur it's just about getting infirm from a brain disease. Same with Pestilence's Out of the Body, I thought it would be about out of body experiences, but it's just about some disease again.

>>126899755

>>126902154
Almost forgot to listen to this today, thanks for the reminder

>>126902119
lol
It then had some female whisperlike vocals I barely understood before jumping into stock sprinkler blasts and going between trempicking and vaguely prog sounding leads
Six minute opening track and it feels like three minutes of actual music that's incredibly mid
Second track has started with a clean guitar bit followed by Gojira chugs but less complicated.
Yeah I think I'm about done.

>Ozzy Osbourne shat himself during rehearsals for Black Sabbath's final show

I hope all these diaper bands die off soon then what will you morons have to talk about?

>>126902205
it's just like old times

Kaevum or Thompson?

Pick one.

>>126902226
People will talk about Black Sabbath until the Earth falls into the fucking sun, and that's a good thing.

>>126902226
Ozzy Osbourne will be an AI hologram and live forever

>>126902226
whatever it is, i know you'll still be pooping and peeing and shitting your pants over it

>>126902226
Black Sabbath entered the canon, they're not going to lose relevance after they die

>>126902258
And you'll still be delighted by that fact.

Diaper Pozzy and his gang of pampersblasting whoresons should be hit by lightning during their final show.

>>126902291
This girl has got the moves!

>>126902291
Not sure what this gif has to do with metal

>>126902291
So true xister, then we as a society can finally move on to better metal like Dilated Wou-- uh I mean Body Void.

>>126902276
>uhm acsksually you're the one with the diaper fetish and not me, the one who brings it up every thread :^)
uh huh...

>>126901980
Chuck Schuldiner would be proud of you

>>126899755
Hell ya!

>>126899755
I blew this band off for too long. They're really good.

...........................Satan.

>>126902571
*sip*

They croon in cribs, a lullaby,
With gummy grins and voices high.
A binky drop, a soaring note—
In Pampers, yet they proudly float.

Their stage: a mat, their mic: a spoon,
They serenade the afternoon.
No pants, no shoes, just rhythmic flair—
The diapered divas fill the air.

>>126902571
are his gorgoroth albums worth checking out or should I just continue avoiding them due to people warning me that they're shit and gay

>>126902237
Vocals? Kaevum
Everything else? Kaevum

>>126902659
Destroyer is an awesome weird album but Gaahl is only on the first track. The albums following that are way more uninspired and boring, not due to Gaahl and the fact that he is a homosexual but because King ov Hell is a faggot.

>>126899755
I wish melodeath stayed this good bros

>>126902226
Pissgrave, specifically malignant worthlessness and posthumous humiliation

>>126902724
Why are you so obsessed with Pissgrave of all bands

>>126899755
this was cool

>>126902728
They have a beast like ferocity in their sound that I haven’t found from any other dm band. Their riffs click with me

>>126899755

>>126903242
Old wizard looks like grandpa simpson

>>126903286
The Simpsons seem to have largely ignored metal as a cultural phenomenon. There's Otto, but he's more of a rocker. Metallica also had the one appearance.

>>126903457
Regarding Otto the Simpsons started around 89 which was right when Slash and Van Halen's descendents/contemporary equivalents were basically being absorbed into the metal umbrella, the divide between those types was about to vanish. So basically what I'm trying to say is that if the Simpsons had come out 10 years later Otto probably would have been conceived as a metalhead.

>>126902237
Kaevum

>>126903599
Nobody asked

>>126903457
There's also the one time they had Judas Priest playing Breaking the Law and called it "death metal"

If the band played before the 90s I'm... not listening

>>126903670
It's the bluesy themes/melodies, it doesn't sound like white people music. Thank you to the 80s alt bands like R.E.M./Smiths and 90s metal bands for saving the white man's guitar music from pentatonic blues!

Just your typical metalhead, you might say

>>126902977
>>126900261
nice picks

>>126899755

>>126902544
Careful lad, I got a 3 day ban for posting that image *snickers*

>>126902291
Whitest Korean.

DIG THRU THE DITCHES AND
BURN THRU THE WITCHES AND
SLAM IN THE BACK OF MY
DRAGULAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>126903885
sick cover. shame they're just another diamond dozen Saor clone

>>126904086
Typically if it's space-themed you know it's gonna suck hard.

How do we exorcise the love for carousel music from Euro metal bands?

>>126902291
Your new Nightwish singer

>>126904134
Thank you simp sister.

>>126904162
Don't you mean... chimp?

If it's not Yeji it doesn't belong here.

>>126904278
Correct

>>126904278
Fuck off to your simp containment thread

>>126904350
I'm not allowed to simp, janny only lets certain people.

>>126899755
Holy shit!

what's that classic album that's titled like
[X]ing the [Y]?

>>126904576
Molesting the decapitated

>>126904576
Ming the Merciless

Picrel approaches you at the bar and asks to join you. Wdyd?

>>126905029
Weird nigga

Varg made the news!
https://archive.is/Wljpn

>>126905368
His name is Louis Cachet

>>126905368
>trying this hard to blame it on muh nazis

>>126905368
that reminds me, almost forgot to blast some darkthrone today. I think i'll listen to some soulside journey.

More like dorkthrone lmao

>>126905368
>edgy mystery meat zoomer with a stepfather kills people
>VARG DID THIS
fucking kek. Slow day at the Mail or something?

Haven't listened to this song in like 20 years. Forgot how good it is.

https://youtu.be/n9UNWo6huPc?si=DaaSnwQl8AJjMvuV

It's up

>>126904576
Breeding the Spawn

>>126902571
best post itt

This shit sounds lie Korn

>>126905619
...if you're low IQ

>>126905765
Some of it is fine, but yeah it gets pretty bad
>LAUGHIN MAN IN DA DEVIL MASK

Varg is gay and has AIDS.

>>126906001
*Chuck

>>126906014
Past tense nigga

>>126906027
Weirdo

Why is /metal/ so dead?

>>126906072
Whats a not shit /metal/ thread look like

I'VE ADDED YOUR NAME
"To my black list!"
https://youtu.be/OuFba4XhCNg?si=hY5stjWMSS41MvF5&t=324

Kaevum - Kultur

>>126905529
same, i spun the whole album the other month except it was 15 for me. was actually enjoyable. got a whole new love for The New Mythology Suite too

>>126906072
anons didnt roke up yet

i just row cup

If you're a real OG you can recognize how sick this song is: it used to be part of the original Twisted Metal sound track.
The Blade Runner references are just the cherry on top. It's fucking sick cyberpunk heavy metal and nothing will ever replace it...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHqlrYq-tQs&list=RDrHqlrYq-

What is the objectively best vothana demo? For me, it's demo 8

https://youtu.be/nqfrljOcUIo

>>126906172
Industrial metal is pretty sick.

Kreator - Pleasure to Kill

>>126906441
HEIL!

>>126899755

Boozin it up at the bar is for losers, the glorious house of gains is the Dawg's Disney Land.

>>126907475
Poetic desu. Reads like a verse from the Book of Proverbs

post j-dawg's slut wife

>>126907845
shes ugly

>>126907877
proof?

god damn dead bloody basterd bitch general

>>126908287
kek

cuck gpt is cucked beyond believe, cant even handle Mgla lyrics??

>>126908287
Then post some metal instead of just whining!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wgdsT5TPs8

>>126908666
Lol. What were you trying to do with them though?

Jute Fight

>>126908666
Just use local models for stuff like that

Ad Nauseam

Teitanblood

>>126908721
>>126908721
>>126908721
>>126908721
>>126908721

>>126898362
>>126898362

>>126899755
Best blasting of the thread

>>126899755