What does /mu/ think about this new Lorde era?

>>126909978 (OP)
No different than every other woman then. Except my mom.

>>126909978 (OP)
Garbage “artist”

>>126909978 (OP)
She’s a homewrecker.

>>126909978 (OP)
Anybody got the pic? I don't wanna google it.

What’s her endgame?

>>126909978 (OP)
she got mogged by a tiktoker

>>126910048
Become royalty

She's so fucking ugly but still would

>>126909978 (OP)
>yer like it when i show yer me clunge, do yer?

Someone has pictures of new album virgin?

What she’s trying with these photos?

I don’t think there’s a single melody on her new album.

>>126909978 (OP)

>>126909978 (OP)
Should crank the foot fetish pandering to an 11 and start adding melodies into her music again. She can bounce back, but it's up to her.

>>126909978 (OP)
Gross woman. You just know she'll be hairy as hell and will stink

>>126911392
faggot

All downhill after Pure Heroine. Women really do peak at 16.

>>126909978 (OP)
Genuinely thought this was pornographic from the thumbnail

>>126909978 (OP)
her whole shtick of being absolutely trashy like showing her tits and cunt is just embarrassing.
She neither conventionally or unconventionally attractive an it just seems like a desperate attempt to stay relevant by being "shocking"
You gotta feel sorry for her, having the industry destroy your mind at 16 must be pretty bad and now we see the results.

>>126909978 (OP)
Lorde really only had one good album. Was a complete mystery to me why that second album got so much praise. Pure Heroine still sounds great. Also somehow she sounded way smarter as a teen than as an adult, idk how that works.

>>126912484
it works like this: back then she was carried by the fact she started very young and managed to break in
now pushing 50 she's washed and irrelevant for girls in their early teens, so the label is trying hard to sell her to coomers
simple showbiz things

>>126912484
Critics are genuinely retarded

>>126909978 (OP)
she needs to sell her used dirty socks at her merch tables

>>126910090
Go back to reviewing fast food in your car, bitch.

>>126909978 (OP)
Who fucking cares

>>126909978 (OP)
I dunno man, I know a lot of female pop stars love whoring out but usually they do it with lots of theatrics and effort

Whatever the fuck Lorde is doing genuinely feels desperate, it's kind of a bad look when you're already known for being a One-Hit Wonder, this feels less theatrical and more like straight up softcore porn.

>>126909978 (OP)
I actually won tickets to a lorde concert once
I was sitting in my car in college waiting for class listening to the radio, song finished and it was like “alright now for this weeks contest text the world flimflam to 55555 and you could win tickets to see lorde!”
So I was like fuck it, texted flimflam expecting nothing, sure enough I get a phone call later saying I won two tickets.
They send me an email telling me where to pick them up. I had just broken up with my girlfriend so I had no one to take (because I sure as fuck wasn’t going to ask a guy friend to see some up and coming pop chick with me) so I debated not even getting them but went ahead and did.
Lady at the desk asked me if I won the “lorde tickets or the kings of Leon tickets” and I briefly debated saying kings of Leon but worried that they’d double check so I went the honest route
And there I was that weekend, sitting in mid tier seats early 20 something dude seeing lorde alone.
Honestly a pretty good show and still have my pure heroine concert tee

>>126915538
I saw Lorde at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything.
She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in her hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Maam, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

>>126912484
Her first album was praised authentically, the second relied on artificial praise to keep her momentum.

>>126915846
meds

>>126909978 (OP)
Not music.

should have stuck to food reviews

>>126909978 (OP)
I need to cream pie Lorde's holes

>>126915979
i've got a sausage she can review

>>126915917
They almost always do it. Whenever a new sound or genre emerges it often receives mixed reactions, and if it becomes popular, critics tend to backpedaling and overhype later releases that might not may be as good.

>>126909978 (OP)
she must be wild in the sack

>>126909978 (OP)
The female coomer trend is taking off. Invest now.

shes ugly as fuck lol

Oh God she finally got her tits out. I'm cooooooooooomonhhhg

>>126918977
oh yeah you gon cum? me too keep going oh my god my god I'm getting close too ohhhhhhhhh I just came. Thanks for sharing this session with me. Lorde rock

>>126909978 (OP)
Fat cankles

>>126918553
Nah she cyute

>>126909978 (OP)
is it drugs, mental illness, or both? why did she become such a huge coomer?

>>126919509
what else but a couple of desperate moves like that does she have as options right now?
it's not 2013 and she's not up-and-coming anymore, she's an aunt in the process of getting walled hard

more like borde

>>126918553
Do not talk about Randy like that

she has so many fans and yet they couldn’t give her another hit with what was that

>>126919509
Diddy parties, simple as that.

>>126909978 (OP)
>>126910090
>>126910148
Lorde looks like she and Vittoria Ceretti are the same person, only in Hobbit and Elf version respectively.

>>126909978 (OP)
garbage. lost all my respect for her. i retroactively dislike melodrama now. used to be one of my favorite albums

>>126909978 (OP)
Just be nude already
All these pop hussies do this shit yet Lady Gaga is the only one to just be naked

>>126919552
>29 years old
>aunt

She has always been sort of a plain looking mildly attractive woman and she’s again pretty fine

>>126922135
Yes anon you can easily be an aunt or uncle at 29

>>126909978 (OP)
>>126910148
would actually

>>126910061
She'll never be royal. That's just not in her blood.

>>126909978 (OP)
sniff?

Braaaap

>>126924895

>>126916508
naw. overly phoney with her moans and too rough with her hips. my erection would be like 'wtf?' after a few minutes and the worn in look on her retarded face of failure as i slink away in mumbly silence saving my eye roll while my back is turned would be more devastating than anything to do with her 'music' career.
but raiding her fridge of expensive cheeses and catered leftover spreads would be worth the melodrama.

>>126922132
Gaga will always remain unsurpassed.

lol

>>126912093
she's desperate for attention

>>126912484
she comes off as having arrested development and is going through a quarter life crisis. she wants to be a club girl like charli

>>126910090
Kek

>>126929615
>going through a quarter life crisis
>at 30
she's as late to this as to all the dated tricks she's riding now to hold anyone's attention

>>126909978 (OP)
>shit tier resolution and png

>>126909978 (OP)
she gives off Sinead O Conner vibes

>>126910148
Make me horny with her big wet ass

>>126909978 (OP)
she's the type of cunt who will be freebleeding on stage to get a few column inches

>>126909978 (OP)
what's going on here? does she have a big vagina that she's really proud of

>>126932662
She's washed and think this will help her career
Too late though lmao
Maybe make better music

Cringe as hell
The same disconnect as during Solar Power but now over electronics

>>126909978 (OP)
reviewbrah trooned out?

>>126915576
I haven't seen this pasta in ages. Thanks anon.

>>126932456
>big

>>126909978 (OP)
FOOTA

>>126931062
Incredibly based desu

>>126909978 (OP)
>woman starts sexualising herself the very moment she senses irrelevancy
many such cases, but it's a bit sad to see it play out in real time. all women are the same in the end.

>>126931062
why bother, you can fuck an prostitute that's way better for 1% of the hassle