I wanted to hate Marcus King for being a fat hillbilly manlet, but he's a genuinely good guitarist and decent singer

>>126911426 (OP)
wayne garf lookin happy

>>126911585
No one knows who this is

so zoomer guitar "heroes" are just fat guys now?

>>126911979
He's about as big as Billy Strings. Just made a record with Rick Rubin.

You know you’re good when you look like white blind melon

>>126911426 (OP)
Marcus's father was also a musician, he played in the Banana Splits, pictured second from left

>>126911426 (OP)
Marcus's father was also a musician, he played in the band Banana Splits, pictured here on the left

>>126912668
'fraid so...

>>126911979
if you don’t know wayne garf, you ain’t shit around here

>>126912668
>>126917615

Speak for yourselves!

I refuse to listen to fat musicians

>>126915314
I refuse to listen to anyone with a guitar related name. Uncreative white piece of shit.

>>126917926
>Uncreative white piece of shit.

>>126917797
eat your dinner, eat your pork and beans

>>126917943
>I eat more chicken any man ever seen

*blocks you’re path*

>>126912668
>Polyphia

>>126918030
He's not a zoomer! He's 32!

He just looks 23.

>>126911426 (OP)
>>126915314
There's something I don't like about these kinds of guys. Part of it is the timbre of the music, but moreso, they seem to exist to placate old guys wondering why the rock/blues/country of their day has fallen to the wayside.

I'm 1.98m tall, weigh 200kg, almost 40 and at best play painfully mediocre guitar.
Looks like I still have a shot at making it bros.

>>126911426 (OP)
corny boomer music