Thread 126941270

If you could fight anyone in music, who would it be?
>Me? I'd fight Lars Ulrich.

Celine Dion

>>126941470
Eh, not very sporting innit? Anyway, I would fight Gene Simmons.

Varg

>>126941533
Very interesting. Gene is actually kinda "big" plus I sorta like "I wanna hear it loud", but Celine Dion is the most retched piece of shit in the music industry. She has no good or even tolerable songs. I'd kill her.
Gene would be much harder to kill.

I hate Kid Rock's music, but at least he's a republican. He might be packing heat though so shit IDK.
Honestly, there's really no musician I hate enough to kill.
I would love to kill AOC though, because she's an actual threat to my way of life. I'd rape her multiple times, then kill her after about a month once i got tired of her snatch.

>>126941270 (OP)
50 cent

>>126941607
No guns/weapons (even brass knuckles and the like) and bare knuckle.

>>126941632
I mean, come on anon.
Celine Dion is OBVIOUSLY gonna be easier to kill than Gene Simmons.
But, I guess I'd kill Kid Rock because he's a little smaller than me and my hatred of his music would catapult me to victory.

>>126941270 (OP)
i'd say bad bunny, but you specified 'in music'

Sabrina Carpenter (I am a 6'1" 220lb male).

>>126941632
Are hand wraps allowed?

>>126941541
then GG Allin

>>126944351
fucking pussy

Do we also get to choose the martial art or fighting system?
If so, I'm picking webm related and I'm fighting either Billie Eilish, Marina Diamandis, or Dave Blunts.

>>126944501
Imagine sinking your whole arm into Dave's warm fupa and playing with his hard meat while he does the same to you.
>i can't put down the cock
Pure fucking bliss.

>>126941765
>Celine Dion is OBVIOUSLY gonna be easier to kill than Gene Simmons.
I'm not as sure about that as you are

>>126941607
Kid Rock would drop like a fuckin' stormtrooper in a fair fight. LARPing overpriviliged turd.

>>126941270 (OP)
I would put Jelly Roll in a grave if I could
Fat piece of shit

>>126941270 (OP)
Justin Bieber

>>126941270 (OP)
I'm pretty sure i can take on ozzy

The guy from Fall Out Boy.

>>126941270 (OP)
dzidzio or Pavlo Zibrov

Henry Rollins

>>126941270 (OP)
Ed Kowalczyk, the lead singer of Live.

Brian Wilson

>>126948867
>Ozzy morphs into some anime claw demon
>you realize all that satanic shit was real as your life blood drains
>in your last moments, Ozzy stands over you laughing
>last thing you see is Ozzy removing his dead skin mask
>it's actually Sharon

>sings about working class people
>calls himself The Boss

>>126948867
Do you think senile old people ever forget they got tattoos and freak out because they don't know what that shit is on their skin? Like how old trannies will freak out because they forgot they cut off their dick?

Neil Young. I'd shove a toblerone up his ass.

>>126941270 (OP)
Bushwick Bill of the Geto Boys.

Ariana Grande

>>126950070
Which one? Marble mouth or the girl?

I would fight Peter Steele or prime Dave Mustaine

>>126954189
not quite at that level, but he probably experiences confusion trying to remember what they are or when he got them.

>>126955561
Gayp

Justin Moore, Shawn Mendes, Dylan Scott

Sam Smith, Billy Porter, Justin Bieber

Graham Nash and Roger Daltrey

Jack Antonoff, John McCrea, all the Jonas Brothers, Morgan Wallen, Ivan Moody

Its gotta be maynard, dude is such a tool. Love the rest of the band but the pedos in hollywood must've locked him in good after 10,000 days came out. Dude is like a shell of his former self

>>126941270 (OP)
the original Eagle that’s still alive

Billie Joe Armstrong for real.

I'd like to fight Dave Mustaine,he knows like 20 martials arts and have black belts and shit but im 30 years younger,i think i have a chance,would be interesting fight.

>>126941270 (OP)
The one armed drummer from Def Leppard

This dude
https://youtube.com/shorts/v2ML8ZUGy5E
https://youtube.com/shorts/nEr-5-YNOaA

Billy Elish