Greedy Pozzy edition

old >>126941377

Artist: Darkthrone
Album: Panzerfaust
Song: Beholding The Throne of Might

>And destruction upon the holy man
>Who hails a jew

fucking hate ozzy so much

Why do so many people glaze Finnish BM like Satanic Warmaster, Goatmoon, Sargeist, etc? Most of it is literally pop music melodies and structure but with screams and raw guitars.

>>126950899
>XTREEM metal is just Beatles with distortion and shrieks
any other brilliant, unique observations you want to share with us, Mr. Smartypants?

ya'll are blinded by nostalgia and won't stop listening to the same albums made decades ago

>>126950939
Yes, I think that for most listeners, the chromatic nature of the classic bands like Darkthrone/Mayhem/Bathory, the complexity of Emperor, the structures of Dissection, the patience needed to enjoy something like Burzum is too much for them. But they still want the "cred" so to say so can't just be listening to Cradle of Filth, Dimmu Borgir, and Behemoth. So instead they listen to watered down trash like those aforementioned Finnish BM bands.

>>126950899
Finnish black metal sucks. High IQ individuals know that Finnish death metal is the thinking man's choice.

>>126950979
You sure are one proud pleb. Tell us more about your short attention span zoomie

Any Finnish metal or person is disregarded here.

>>126950899
You just listen to less popular bands for the street cred.

>>126950899
>Most of it is literally pop music melodies and structure but with screams and raw guitars.
Is this supposed to be bad

>>126951005
I think that Finnish BM listeners are the ones with the short attention span since those songs are formatted like pop songs compared to other black metal. Those guys don't have the span to appreciate Burzum, Weakling, Ruins of Beverast, etc.

>>126951048
Yes, because it shows that these people ultimately still crave the trappings of pop music but want the surface level aesthetic to be different.
>>126951045
Except most other bands I have brought up are popular black metal bands.

All I listen to is Les Legions Noires

>>126950899
You just described bm.

>um excuse me but ermgh your, heh, musical choices aren't the most complex...aren't you just a little embarrassed with the limited chromatic range?

>>126951136
Definitely described shitty BM like Finnish BM.
>>126951164
Keep seething, nerd you listen to watered down shit, sorry

>>126951164
I look like this, I say this, and I listen to dissodelights daily.

>>126951079
>Yes, because it shows that these people ultimately still crave the trappings of pop music but want the surface level aesthetic to be different.
I think you're too concerned with fashion/identity. They might just like pop music with a metal aesthetic, and so what? Personally I'm fond of Darkthrone/Mayhem/Bathory, Dissection, and Burzum and I also love a good pop song. Never listened to CoF/Dimmu/Behomoth (OK I tried Behemoth once and didn't like it) but I think you are overly self-aware and gay. Seems like you get offended at the notion of people enjoying these bands cause you imagine them telling themselves they're "too good for normal pop music" but then don't listen to stuff that filters normies as hard as what you're listening to while you tell yourself the same thing. But I don't think it's much deeper than people simply listening to what they like

>>126950952
>please listen to my zoomer copycat garbage

BLASTING

>>126951204
Spoken like someone justifying their garbage taste.

>>126951261
Did the show meet your expectations?

>>126950952
I can't be nostalgic for music I never heard or came to appreciate until a few years ago. Older metal is usually better because it's when the genre lines weren't as firmly drawn, and the bands were younger and more ambitious.
>>126951045
cope
>>126951048
The albums can be good, but the PRACTICE is bad and encourages mediocre or terrible imitators.
>>126951079
this

Goddamn Ozzy sounded terrible yesterday. Can't wait for the next "final" farewell show!!!

>the start of Wolf and Passion
the first ice cream truck riff?

>>126951283
It was bloody amazing, I don't think I'll ever experience something like that again in my life
This can't be beaten, I'm sure of it

>>126951296
Rumors have it that Sharon was not happy with the amount of money laundered from the charities last night
She is consulting with the top medical experts and the Lazy Boy reclining chair company right now to ensure that Ozzy can do another world tour

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OG0AvwM_QAI
that's what's up

>>126950899
>Most of it is literally pop music
You just described entire metal genre.

REAL BLASTING

>>126951391
Take more English grammar lessons, Enrique.

>>126951407
Ironic

>>126951325
HEIL

I fucking love this song bros, holy fucking shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2FPQvwhSDY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2FPQvwhSDY
NOTHING is comparable
ah shit wait I'll attach some coomer pic

THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY WHAT THE FUCK IS UP

>>126950833 (OP)
supporting israel is based THOUGH

>>126951559
yeah, based on incest

>>126951007
You should be disregarded.
>>126950952
But that's the good shit.

>>>/fit/76343896

>>126950899
Not all Finnish BM is like that

>>126951832
>straightest /fit/ thread

>>126950952
please list a recent band you listen to I genuinely want to expand my horizons but only with good music, shit music is a waste of time

>>126951961
What's "recent" to you?

>>126951974
bands that started within the past 5-10 years

>read every single /metal/ archived thread for the last five years
>they all contain the exact same posts
>exact same shilling of shitty puke vocal bands
>exact same arguments with exact same opinions
>exact same unfunny jokes
Hmm, let's switch the name from /metal/ to /oneschizosamefagginghimself/

>>126951961
Vic Chesnutt - Is The Actor Happy?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJyrc4P1IC8

>>126951990
that's just all generals ever, I tried changing the ritualistic nature of one of the /vg/ generals I used to go to and that obviously didn't fucking take

>>126951990
No one's asking you to stay here?

>>126951961
You're never gonna expand your horizons without the patience to hear some things you won't like at first

>>126951990
H was right about everything.

fr*nch are too effeminate to properly understand metal

>>126951316
That was cool

>>126952023
just rec some metal you like, asshole
fuck's sake how hard is it for you to just enjoy some damn metal

>>126951990
I've seen this exact post 20 times already

>>126951990
>>read every single /metal/ archived thread for the last five years
and you're calling other people schizo if that's what you do in your pasttime? lol

>>126951990
>Ratthew projects everything he's done onto everyone else
>>exact same shilling of shitty puke vocal bands
Yep, hello.

>>126952025
>I should go do literally anything else
>still here

>Dead general
>Someone makes meta post
>Everyone replies

>>126952062
Problem?

>>126951554
FIFTEEN UPDOOTS
LITTLE MAN
PUT THOSE TITS
IN MY HAND
IF THOSE TITTIES
DO NOT SHOW
YOU'LL BLOW ME-O-ME-O

>>126952062
Been happening for years, either meta posts or political bickering. Somebody post the comic with the spurdos, I can't find the full one.

Metal

>>126952010
Bitch i aint need your permission

>>126952062
>6 replies
>everyone
Kek, doesn't really dispute the dead general

>>126952039
this exact post just flew over my house!

>>126952081
You never did
Bye!

>>126952088
Your house just flew over my house and I saw what you are doing through your open window

>>126951981

>>126952062
well then it's up to me to be the change:

TOPIC OF DISCUSSION:

subgenre faggotry is for retards who understand less-than-nothing about music theory. Example: A hypothetical Slayer Unplugged album would sound exactly like Dick Dale & The Deltones

>>126952038
>fuck's sake how hard is it for you to just enjoy some damn metal
not my problem, I'm not the one begging to be spoonfed recs lol
at least say what you like first

>>126952076
nvm found it
Basically change this to be about any chronic /meal/ poster past or present

>>126952117
>Example: A hypothetical Slayer Unplugged album would sound exactly like Dick Dale & The Deltones
Tremolo picked guitars do sound like surf guitar when they aren't distorted, but using a similar technique does not mean they can't be seperated in to different subgenres. I don't understand your point

>>126952131
>the now-extinct hipsters on the right
Damn this look is almost nostalgic these days. Gives me similar feels to the black twink in the Burzum shirt pic for some reason

>>126952119
congrats on wasting time I guess

>>126952207
who the fuck are you?

>>126951261

>>126951403
Rips

https://www.progarchives.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=81397
>Swano's favorite album is Unorthodox
>Also the only Edge of Sanity album aside from Crimson II, which is upcoming, that he hasn't done a remix+remaster for yet
Guess he saved the best for last.

>>126952249
based

>>126952117
I think you downplay the importance of aesthetics in genre. Genres are made of visual and sonic aesthetics, songwriting, musical language, technique, time, place, and culture. Just the other day, there was a /mu/ thread discussing if proto-black metal and hardcore punk like Discharge or crust sound similar and could be confused for each other if it weren't for lyrical and aesthetic differences. >>126898362
I don't know if I agree with that specifically, but I share the sentiment that simple aesthetic choices or subculture divides can make a huge difference. Aesthetics are not everything of course. Lots of aesthetics-only trite is made.
>>126952165
On the note of surf rock and black metal, Vltra is a great example of metal that has the sound of surf rock guitar but could never come from a surf rock lineage.

>>126950894
come on man...over the mountain kicks ass

>>126952280
listening

>>126952280
>>126952735
got a link?

>>126952460
>metal is the clothes you wear
Fuck off back to Hot Topic, Glenn. Graves was the better singer anyway, and even the producer of Reign In Blood couldn't help you.

>>126952804
wait nvm I just remembered GWAR exists and they're awesome. I take it all back.

>>126946703
>>126946703
>>126946703
LOL

>>126950833 (OP)
Okay seriously though, Ozzy could have charged twice as much for tickets and he still would've sold out the show. What a legend.

>>126953110
we love Ozzy here.

>>126953115
Thank you Sharon

Jouhou or Inalienable Dreamless.

Why is there a Jesu track at the end

gn

What did Vargstein mean by this

>>126953659
All of these are uncontroversial facts except the idea that Arabs have no rights to a land they conquered from a culture which in Varg's own words don't even exist anymore. Not surprised that the guy who wrote Ea, Lord of the Depths laments Arabization of the Levant though, and I share the sentiment. So anyway, metal is epic right

https://youtu.be/adtFInBKXTI?list=OLAK5uy_mPssqxi7ZR7fVtcFcOYVbBcWauyUwyMxA

i found this on grooveshark back in 2000-god knows when. somehow its still around on youtube.
does anybody else have any weird projects from myspace or elsewhere on the oldnet they know about and want to share?

>>126951261

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Up1DllfBtg

>>126953659
HEIL THÛLEA

Yeah, I'm Jewish and I like my metal National Socialist. Problem?

>>126954015
didn't ask

>>126953873
Salamander/Lifeforce/Gradius album cover

>>126954020
Yet you were told.

The Lion of Judea asserts himself where he is not invited

>>126954040
Correct.

>>126954015
you mean Cionyst

>>126954015
based

https://youtu.be/A_n7TOPV4Oo

I enjoy Black Sabbath

>>126954145
Not metal.

>>126954192
They are honorary metal. But only Ozzy-era

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mI7-NyDk5a8

>>126951261
This rules.

Theres a death/goregrind and black metal band both called Heinous. I guess it’s a popular name for a metal band

>>126954327
I like the Belgian Heinous.

>Ein Blitz kommt selten allein
>Lightning Rarely Comes Alone
BaSSed

I'm going to a cybergrind show next week, gonna count how many trannies I see

we all know Dave Mustaine wrote Load but did you know he also wrote ReLoad?

When's the Megadeth farewell show? Anyone buying tickets?

>>126951261

>>126954882
no, Megadeth is anti-dimes

Jeff Hanneman - CHUD
James Hetfield - CHUD
Dave Mustaine - CHUD
Scott Ian - ZIONIST

>>126954929
More like Gayer

BWOOOOOOOOOOOOMP

dave mustaine has completely lost his mind
i mean he is totally GONE
https://x.com/RonyVernet/status/1941778366337622449
really sad to see. he needs help or rehab or something. meds maybe.

>>126955062
Dave's wizard eyes see all the demons.

>>126955062
He's beginning to look like a Star Wars villain, very badass

Phil Anselmo
Dave Mustaine
Jon Schaffer
some natsoc BM drummer
guy from Havok

Al Cisneros
Ozzy Osbourne
Euronymous
The drummer from Anthrax (you know the one)

Ladet med ideologisk ammunisjon
Morke og hat skal bære vår sang

>>126951261
more 'tvdo

>>126955466
>>126955483
HEIL

>>126955483
this shit's honestly stirring

>>126951261

>>126951961
Children of Bodom
/thread

>>126955674
Are you shilling this cause it's actually good or?

>>126955701
I'm posting it because I'm blasting it... and yes it is good.

Metal Tracker is down

Have you dosed today?

>>126950979
>and yes, I do have a Mayhem tattoo and no, you can't see it (it's for the ladies only)

>Anthrax played just one song
grim

>>126956076
how many did megadeth play?

>>126956194
0

>>126956217

anthrax are legit better than megadeath

>>126956341
thats not exactly a hard thing to achieve

>>126956341
careful with the copium, sir

brutal thrash metal > thrash metal

>>126956341
...anthrax have fans?

anthrax and megadeth are both shit but I'd rather listen to anthrax than to cuckstain's retarded vocals and cope riffs

Ozzy should have invited Yngwie

>>126953659
Well its true. Say what you want about Israel (and I have plenty of negative shit reserved for it) but the Jewish claim to that land is still stronger than some ridiculous pan-Arab claim.
Plus I have yet to hear any Arab Metal as kino as Melechesh. Even though those guys are Assyrian they still started out in Israel.
Islam literally hates music anyway. So when it comes to this its a rare W for Israel.

>>126956341
Nothing Anthrax ever made comes close to Bad Omen alone.

>>126955359
Probably lowkey my favorite Brazilian Thrash album.

>>126953659
Based, I knew Count Autism listened to Ratt

>>126953724
>All of these are uncontroversial facts

Every single thing he said is not only false, it's textbook edgelord as well.

>>126956587
>Say what you want about Israel (and I have plenty of negative shit reserved for it) but the Jewish claim to that land is still stronger than some ridiculous pan-Arab claim.

pic rel

>>126956341
They are different, doesn't need to be a competition.

>>126956645
in terms of shittiness

Ozzy is a total savage

>>126956341
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

>>126956341
Correct.

>>126950952
Listening to Concrete Winds now, they're a new band too, just discovered them. I'm averaging maybe one new artist or band a week which I take seriously and go through their top albums. I don't listen to music all the time but when I do I try to active-listen.

>>126956866
source?

We're Not Gonna Take It is fucking kino

>>126956497
>brutal thrash metal
name three bands

>>126957343
Not a real subgenre, and not better than regular thrash imo, but
>Morbid Saint
>Slaughter
>Early Sepultura

real pagan hours
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ry558-9ORhg

>>126956558
Belladonna's vocals suck.

>>126956341
In 2025, yeah

https://youtu.be/T44x3UUP7IY

Enslaved

>>126951261

>>126954321
it does
>>126957117
based

>>126957880
cerebral effusion is so fucking crazy. their most recent album "ominous flesh discipline" totally blows any bdm out of the water at LEAST in recent years. peak

Cerebral Diffusion is a le heckin epic name

>>126958015
Yes I agree, love that album as well. Incredibly fast and dense riffing, relentless drumming. Only a few bands come close in terms of pure intensity...Putridity is the first that comes to mind

Though for me their peak is Impulsive Acts. The production on that one is another level

>>126958105
great minds think alike

>>126958122
No, they do not.

>retard disagrees
point proven kek

>>126958015
>their most recent album "ominous flesh discipline" totally blows any bdm out of the water at LEAST in recent years.
Nithing? Trichomoniasis? Cadavoracity?

>>126958140
Correct.

>>126958160
Those are cool too but don't hit the same
Imho they rely too much on noisy production (extremely loud ping snare that drowns everything else out, guitars so distorted the riffs are inaudible) to sound heavy

>>126956341
>the band that's only there because the record marketers needed to fill a fourth slot
lol
lmao

>>126950899
>pop music melodies and structure but with screams and raw guitars.

Doesn't that sound like a good time to you?

>>126950899
Finnish black metal is for the most part complete tremolosloppa. Horna, Behexen, and Sargeist all shared members which led to them all sounding very similar in their nascent stages, and that in turn influenced basically every Finnish black metal band after that to copy them, such as Satanic Warmaster, White Death, and Goatmoon. Finnish black metal is for the most part very samey, but there are some bands that broke the mold such as And Oceans and Oranssi Pazuzu, and they are actually great.

>>126958261
yeah that's fair. I've heard them called BDM by way of war metal which probably explains why I gravitate towards them haha

>>126957880
Self Titled is such a banger, one more replay and then on to Nerve Butcher.

>>126956341
Literally not trying to troll or anything, but I thought Exodus was the 4th 'big four' member? But at some poitn seems like Anthrax replaced them. What's the deal!

>>126958497
>What's the deal
Early life of the lead singer of Anthrax is all you need to know, never met a real Anthrax fan in my life, they don't exist. Its a fabrication of the music industry that these clowns were ever popular.

>>126958497
>What's the deal!
Scott Ian ROSENFELD
Understand?

>>126951261
>BLASTING

>>126958529
>>126958546
When did this happen? Some big event where Big Four was the promotional gimmick but Exodus couldn't make it?

>>126958618
The Big 4 was always about record sales, that's it.

Anthrax sold records more than Exodus, Testament, etc.

I HAVE GAY SEX LIKE A DOG
DISCHARGE MY AIDSCUM A MILE HIGH
LIKE A PENIS OF DEATH
ASSAULTS YOUR ASSHOLE

>>126957343
>>126957404
Fucking hell, it was called Deathrash, look it up.

>>126958618
Anthrax has always been part of the big 4 newbie. And they have great songs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwSp0dGiizo
>Taking Testosterone is safer than smokin lazy ass boy weed, said it and meant it brah brah

>>126958160
>Nithing
Djent style nothingburger that could be replaced by a 24/7 ai stream. Total inability to comprehend the idea of constant noise turning into background nonsense by the brain after a few minutes. Sleep inducing after a single track.
>Trichomoniasis
Boring atmoshittery of the highest order, made even worse by being entirely chugshit with tincans for a drum. If Nithing hadn't already put you to bed, then this white noise slop will.
>Cadavoracity
If Mitochondrion had no talent, polyphony, or songwriting - this is what I imagine they would sound like.

saint vitus

does hector like slayer

>>126958814
>And they have great songs.
Why did they never release them?

>>126959009
He wouldn't admit to it here, because he tries to promote new bands, but he fucking loves Slayer.

>>126951261
After listening to that BDM (Balding Disgrace Malignancy), I think I'll listen to the better version of all of that nonsense.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrYNBI4b2lE

>>126959009
No, its fine if you are a newfag to metal, but its ultimately boring, simplistic, and all sounds the same because the only riff they can write is 0-0-0-0-0-0 spam with paraLEL fifths under homophonic texture.

>>126959057
>in my mind, it was real

>>126959107
>mitochondrion
generic atmoslop dm band #213542378, who gives a shit

This is one of the best albums ever and I will fight over it

>>126959107
>its fine if you are a newfag to metal
You're the newfag to metal. People have been listening to Slayer for over 40 years.

>>126959107
>if you are a newfag to metal
like you?

hecturd has been listening to metal for like 2 years and his taste his identical to hipster doofus posers from like 2009 and he thinks he's an authority on metal

>>126959185
>>126959206
Gayer is for terminally tourist tastelets thoughbeit

i love how he talks about intervals like he actually knows how to play guitar. he's at the peak of mount stupid in the dunning-kruger graph: knows just enough to sound impressive to people that know nothing at all about music, but anyone who actually can play knows he's throwing around terms he learned 2 weeks ago from a youtube video

>>126959278
I'm a local; you're the tourist.

>>126959278
so again: you

>tfw I don't have a nickname people just call me faggot or retard
:(

>>126959009
He only likes men

>>126951261

>>126959358
good morning sir
I am part of 4chan approved social media managers network
my fees very modest
send credit card details, together we make you a name that will echo down the archives

>>126959149
Incorrect, Mitochondrion has actual structure and form beyond terminal textureslop.

>>126959185
>>126959278
>people
Anyone listening to Gayer for 40 years is not a real human being, if you've had 40 years of music listening and never realized how boring it is to hear 0-0-0-0-0-0 over and over again then I'm afraid you are a lower species. If you are new to metal its fine since the novelty of metal is still there, and one has to learn to adapt to metal's abrasive nature over time.

>>126959480
I honestly can't tell if that cover is AI or not.

>Anyone listening to Gayer for 40 years is not a real human being, if you've had 40 years of music listening and never realized how boring it is to hear 0-0-0-0-0-0 over and over again then I'm afraid you are a lower species.

>>126951261
Probably the worst post-Halmstad album, still smokes anything pre-Halmstad. I can't quite articulate what's missing, but it just feels less well executed than the others.

sweblack

>>126959527
NBM, mid, barely bm, mid
NBM, NBM+shit, mid, mid
Decent, decent, NBM+shit, decent
Good, ?, mid, mid

Grim state of black metal, Swedistan.

>>126959545
Based Arckanum enjoyer

>>126959545
What's NBM

>>126959594
Nothing but metal

>Marduk
>barely BM
kek

>>126959594
Not Black Metal, newfag.
>>126959617
That album is thrash, or more like trash, correct.

>>126959502
It's absolutely AI

>>126959620
Marduk is second wave to the bones, boring Heclarper

>>126959498
>Gayer
You, and you alone, have spammed Jute Gyte here: a not-metal project by a homosexual who actively funds transgender organisations and BLM.

>>126959659
holy shit stop replying to attentionwhores

>>126951261
The peak of BM

>>126959527
Americans have much better black metal than this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6ta0tq6iMU

>>126959659
>Jute Gyte
ETERNAL HEILS TO THE KING OF FILTRATION!

>a homosexual
Source?

Stop replying to the Jude Kike simp

>>126959220
I don't listen to any atmoshit, sludge, or any other hipster related genre thoughever and have never supported these genres once. Whats the next cope?

>>126959545
favorite band?

Adam "Jute Gyte" Kalmbach has been dating a black trans woman for 7 years now.

I just roke up

>>126959778
Ad nauseam, Ehnahre, Jute Gyte, to name just a few.

>>126959736
I am Meshuggah's simp at DMU
Pray tell me, sir: whose simp are you?

>>126959797
More like Smellexander Poop

>>126959780
i believe it

Why are Americans so dominant in real 100% verified true black metal?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjsuF-ozvY4

>>126959786
>trash, trash and trash
Uh huh

>>126959786
>treasure, treasure, and treasure
Uh based

OOOOOOOOOOOO ENTER
THE
MOON
LIGHT
GATE
>HAHAHAHA

>>126959786
>Ad nauseam, Ehnahre, Jute Gyte
The triumvirate of RYM tourism

>>126959838
sexo with the warning

>>126959700
>>126959813
>American't Black Metal
Said no one with any intelligence

>>126959813
>i, voidhanger records
yup, you're in for the most impressively mid and fart-huffing music of all time

>>126959848
Keep projecting RYM Shhredditsister

>>126959813
>40 subscribers
>doesn't even sound like metal
may as well have been made by AI

>>126959908
I give Hector (or the guy imitating him) 2 years before he embraces AI slop

>>126959896
>popular means LE BAD!
taken straight from the tourist 101 textbook

>>126951261
Listening to the gay shit cause I just roke up.

>>126959908
>>40 subscribers
not defending the music, but's one of those automated channels created when the music is uploaded to one of those services that then publishes the music to multiple platforms

>>126959545
Vinterland is really good, but barely bm according to your standards desu

>>126959736
>Nice smoll flan and a g shock watch
For once, this seems to be a based gookette

>>126959908
>appeal to popularity
>filtered by real 100% verified true genuine pure undoubtable black metal
Fine, here's some realer than real factually midi black metal we all love as second pick for AOTY here.

https://youtu.be/XpU6xM3gknc?t=1890

>>126959929
You decried RYMtourists, yet RYMtourists share your exact same taste as I proved with empirical evidence. Keep crying RYMtourist.

This is Jute Gyte now...feel old yet?

>SD card I dump music onto got corrupted during a write
I guess I'll listen to dawg videos or something. MFTF?

>>126960000
>I'll listen to dawg videos or something. plus I'm MTF (male to female)
Correct.

>SD card
What is this? 2006?

>>126960000
Why the fuck would you dump your shit onto a fragile lil SD card? I use a 2TB hard drive. Also nice digits nigga.

>>126960000
Glorious digits, congrats
>SD card
Are you playing music from your 3DS?
Also, no backup? That's rough

>>126959958
They are decent, but proper black metal

meshuggah is the greatest metal band

>>126960012
>>126960013
>>126960026
I have the flacs on my computer, I just convert to lossy for the micro SD card I use in my phone.

>>126960000
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlSY6UM2WzU

>>126960056
How big is the SD card? My phone doesn't have expandable storage but it has 512gigs of internal storage.

>>126959870
Honestly Americans might even have credit for the best black metal act in history.

1. French BM
2. American BM
3. Icelandic BM
4. Norwegian BM
5. Who cares about the rest

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMY67DeJ44E

>>126959873
Its the only record label worth keeping up with, even NoEvDia is like 95% worthless slop.

>>126951261

>>126959992
>literalWHOalys
Zzzz....

>>126960069
512 GB. I had 200-250 GB of ogg/opus files on it. Too much for internal storage. I guess I'll pick some regular blasts and dump them onto internal storage for the time being.

Based on the like 30 seconds I saw of Black Sabbath's set from Saturday, Ozzy sounded like shit and Bill sounded by far the best.

French bm bros, we're winning this
We also have the best bm e-celeb
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rleiZjRaIeo

Ozzy created metal

Ozzy is a retard.

Lil Gyte

Cooking tasting vegan snackie yum yums while blasting Jute Gyte as loud as Alexa allows. This is the life for me.

>>126960000
>he doesn't have any physical copies
TAAAAAAAAAAAAPE on that mouth shut poser!

Let's make a list of growl vocalists who don't suck wet farts out of dead pigeons:
>1. L.G. Petrov
>2.
>uh... 2... well.... uhhhhh....
Whelp, list is done I guess.

>>126959970
That's just a Finnish woman

>>126960134
Physical copies are gay and lame. It's a pirate's life for me!!!

khaooohs

shant give the forced meme spammer a blasting (you)

Taking the senpai to the Jute Gyte bedroom concert

Embrace tradition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=raFiVQhUgMo

>>126959838
Meanwhile, a homeless japanese woman once known as "YuiMetal" cries herself to sleep again because she finally found a razor but is so malnourished she lacks the strength to kill herself.

She starts mumbling, but her voice is so weak that even she can't hear her own words, "If only I hadn't complained about the plastic surgery and eating diet pills and diarrhetics for three meals a day, they wouldn't have thrown me out on the street and replaced me. No one even noticed since, like all jPop shit, they cut her face up to look just like me. I wish I would die, even hell is better than this... hahaha I guess i figured out what being metal is really about now, hahaha oh god oh god plz let me die. Hold my breath as I wish for death? haha if only my diaphragm had that kind of strength. And just think, all those fucking weebs worshipping child sacrifice, god i hate them too everything nothing left but hate hate ha-"

She coughs a black phlegmy mess onto the sidewalk. Some business man steps over it. He notices her, sneers, and keeps walking. She looks at the mess she coughed up and is disappointed that it doesn't contain anything vital. One day it will. One day it will be over.

>>126960161
Retarded ass album art

>>126960175
Cutting yourself like an emo is a black metal tradition, not one for trad.

>>126960187
Le hungry space chickerino

>>126959896
so typical for a tourist to not understand what tourism is. that's just a list of popular metal bands you would see on any normie website based on wide consensus. actual metal tourism is the non-metal slop that people who say things like "oh i don't really like metal but jute gyte, dso, ehnarhe, the list can go on..." i.e., slop that is barely metal for RYM trannies to add to their "diverse" music lists to show how expansive and eclectic their taste is. actual metal is seen as too dumb, too "sketch", not good for posturing as an intellectual, but bands like jute gyte fit the bill perfectly: harmless, riffless, lgbt friendly, antifacist, etc... that is actual tourism, not boomers listening to black sabbath and metallica.

>>126960124
Meanwhile: reality

>Remaster out today
Finally, it sure needed it!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fI7R4b9Qe3c

Varg is gay and has AIDS.

Fuck you metalfags

>>126960236
>let me redefine what a word means so my fantasy is real
Lol, a tourist is just someone who isn't familiar with the genre and "tours" the genre by only listening to "da classicz mane". They naturally siphon into posting all the most popular bands and regurgitate what they are told by others, because they haven't actually listened to the genre enough to form their own taste/opinion.

Keep screeching though, RYMRedditTourist, you and the rest of /shreddiit/ never seem to be able to accept the reality that you share the exact same taste as all the boogieman sites you hate lol.

Hell Awaits badly needs a remaster.

>RYMRedditTourist
Says the only guy itt that is confirmed to have an account on both platforms and even wrote a sobby, pathetic post crying about being banned from the RYM-forums on there.

>still mindbroken by the filterchad all these months later
kekarooni

>>126960278
yeah fuck you too!

>>126960325
Fuck you bitch!!!

>>126960098
I forgot I had an old 400 GB card sitting around, maybe that still has life in it.

>>126960279
>painkiller above stained class
i go on r/metal occasionally and they're a decent enough crop of people, but having painkiller above both stained class AND sad wings of destiny is fucking retarded.

>>126960279
incorrect. i was diagnosing tourists before you were even on this board. tourism is a mental deficiency that affects every aspect of persons being. you are a tourist, your tourism is obvious in everything you post about, metal, music theory, classical, art, your embarrassing foray in futurism. you cast a wide net to create the illusion of intellect, but your understanding is as shallow as a puddle. that is tourism. your inability to understand this concept is your tourist brain at work. your incorrect idea of tourism, like all your takes, is surface level, stupid and so obvious you should be embarrassed. it proves how limited your capacity for abstract thought is, and it further illuminates why you listen to the bands you do, why you find something as empty and meaningless as the music of jute gyte is appealing.

>>126960147
drink up, me hearties, YO HO

Chuck Schuldiner is AI-generated music. Just make a few random riffs and put them next to each other and there's your song

Gentlemen, I regret to inform you that I have removed Appetite For Destruction from my list of perfect albums bcuz, upon reflection and listening, "Think About You" sucks. Shame, the rest of the album is killer.
>idgaf if Axl cant sing anymore he fucking wrote Rocket Queen

>here's my updated feelings on boring as shit radio rock for chicks
don't care, not metal

>>126959674
too hard for this general to manage apparently

>>126956341
HOLD UP
I'm the "Anthrax Defender" that all of you hate, and even I won't say that shit.
>and it's Megadeth, spell it the right way dipshit

>>126960619
>>126960619
>>126960619
new

>>126960310
I'm not the general mindbroken by Reddit and RYM, funnily enough the entire situation reminds me of gay priests screeching about homos all day, only to turn out to be one. So too /shreedit/ screeches about plebbit, RYM, and MA - only to turn out to share their exact same taste in the end.

>>126960422
Having any Judiac Prophet on even a top 200000 metal list would be a disgrace, falsettos are the least metal thing imaginable and Rob is a talentless freak.

>>126960440
> i was diagnosing tourists before you were even on this board
Ok newfag.

>>126960533
>tfw the arrangement for the growling guitar music isn't completely coherent

>>126960533
That is all of OSDM though.

>>126955113
That's why he couldn't do the Ozzy Tribute, so many demons his eyes would hurt worse than the laser pointer incident.

>>126960624
>Having any Judiac Prophet on even a top 200000 metal list would be a disgrace, falsettos are the least metal thing imaginable and Rob is a talentless freak.
look if you got filtered by king diamond's vocals just say so lol

>>126955113

>>126960655
King Dogshit managed to be even worse than Rob Halford, hes like the bastard child of Rob and Dave Mustaine, combining the high pitched autistic screeching of Rob with an even worse Mustaine snarl impression. What a fucking disaster.

average 2025 Metallica fan