Thread 126952359

Do you think grandma Hayley is seething now that Olivia is the biggest rockstar?

>>126952359 (OP)
>rockstar
no.

I WANNA SEE OLIVIA’s RODRIGO

I want to be her

>>126952359 (OP)
Hnnnnnnng

sure is an influx of bad troll threads on this board.

>>126952359 (OP)
Post her biggest rock song

Rubbing oil all over Olivia's beautiful brown body

I think she is the most photogenic / aesthetically pleasant singer in the last decades.

can't wait to see her smash into the wall at mach speed, maybe she'll even change genders

>>126952359 (OP)
what a baddie

>>126952359 (OP)
SARRS I AM DOING THE COOMING

>>126952909
I hope she starts looking like someone's abuelita soon so coomers on /mu/ will finally shut up

>>126952853
Tell me how this performance doesn't qualify as Rock and Roll.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQN-OGgVYT8

>>126953022
Sounded like The Killers or Kings of Leon radio pop slop

>>126952976
She's not Mexican haven't we been thru this before

>>126953022
Uh oh anon, you got dubs in the livrod thread. You know what that means... you get the honor of being the olivia of this thread in the commemorative/mu/ bukkake. Now put on the shorts and the wig. We are in need.

>>126953043
So it sounds like other rock groups.
So it is rock...Thank you.

Liv has TASTE.

>>126953267
Yep

>>126953224
>rock groups
They're not rock groups
>So it is rock
Nah.

>>126953337
The internet disagrees with you,

>>126953022
It's funny how the likes of you will not only praise the likes of Olivia Rodrigo to high heavens and call her rock, but you will STILL hate on Nickelback and scoff at anyone calling them rock.

If the likes of Olivia Rodrigo and Sabrina Carpenter could do what Chad Kroeger of Nickelback does, they'd be hailed as true geniuses.

They're not even real songwriters. They do the bare fucking minimum and you and the rest are completely oblivious to it.

>>126953729
I don't hate on Nickelback.(Never have)
Proud owner of "All the Right Reasons" CD.
Also downloaded "Hero" when "Spiderman" was still in theaters as well as other NB songs through the years.

Imagine fucking her face

Bratty Olivia needs correction.

>>126953187
It's only fair

>>126953308
Did they...?

Even in her mid 30s Hayley is way hotter than olivia

>>126953894
That's why olivia licked her pussy

>>126953944
To be fair she looks horrible there because of the ridiculous circus makeup

>>126953944
whats the point of knowingly cherrypicking?

>>126953980
Hayley is a cutie and I want to watch her have sweaty lesbo sex with livvy

>>126953894
/thread
Also Hayley is an actual musician. Olivia is just a singer/dancer. And Olivia will never make rock music.

>>126953944
Hagley BTFO

>>126953078
You don't have to be Mexican to look like a Mexican grandma

>>126954083
>Olivia will never make rock music
see>>126953022

Also image is of copyrighted sheet music that is purchasable. Olivia is listed and the First songwriter.

>>126952359 (OP)
Not music.

>>126954083
Hayley is a singer bro

>>126952359 (OP)
i find hailey more attractive

>>126954387
No shame in admiring the appearance of older women.

>>126953877
Yeah...you loke that anon? You bratty little girl...

>>126952359 (OP)
whores keep winning. Integrity chuds in shambles.

>>126954911
She's not a whore

>>126955403
constantly posting coomer stuff like this is the reason why those Skrillex coomers feel emboldened enough to keep their thread up for a week

>>126955613
What's a Skrillex coomer?

>>126955637
>"I want to have sex with Skrillex" thread

>>126955644
Ewwww...I didn't see that thread.
Nor would I have posted in it.

>>126952359 (OP)
I’m not really into pop these days but are there any pop starlets who are attractive blondes with big tits? Olivia is cute and all but let’s cut the crap

>>126955613
/mu/ gets what it deserves

>>126955613
/mu/ is pretty light with the coomer stuff if you compare it to /tv/ desu but Olivia does get over posted

>>126952359 (OP)
Body not lewd enough. Ethnicity not Asian enough.

>>126953772
>Bratty

More like saggy

I want to lay Olivia down by the fire and make sweet love to vajayjay

>>126953889
Flop? Yes

I would bang the shit out of her, but it is painfully obvious she is going to wall so god damn hard. Her managers better be smart and tell her to make as much money as possible while she can, because her career is 100% over by 2030.

They made the mistake of marketing her as a bratty teen with energy, but the older she gets the harder it's going to be to maintain this image. They need to start the pivot to adult themed music for her next album or she is doomed.

You just know she’s a dead fish in bed and only fucks with the lights off

>>126958489
Fucking with lights on is the most NPC shit imaginable. If you need more than moonlight, you unironically might not have a soul.

>>126952359 (OP)
why are zoomer starlets so unappealing?

>>126958578
Fully white genes are dying out. Blonde aryan goddesses like Britney and Christina will never happen again, so these mystery meat white/asian/latina hybrids are the best they can do. And zoomers just love it for some reason.

>>126958661
You're an ignorant cunt, Christina Aguilera is not 'fully white,' and 'mystery meat' women are among the most appealing.

>>126958578
That is solely the result of executives and marketing. Despite having unlimited access to so much music and the absence of a monoculture, Gen Z is among the most willing in the modern era to suckle at corporate and consumerist teats.

Olivia is a 9/10

>>126959318
>this is the best zoomers have to offer

>>126959354
still would

>>126955403
Hnnnnnnnnnnnnng

>>126959354
Show a equally high resolution non retouched close up of an artist you find more attractive.

>>126959409
I don't have to do that because I'm not a coombrained dickless idiot like yourself

So you have nothing better to offer.
Thank you for playing.

>>126958754
>absence of a monoculture
There's more of a monoculture now than ever, thanks to the internet. Unique subcultures and niches that grow and thrive in obscurity before presenting to outsiders as something novel and interesting are a thing of the past.

>>126959409
we both know young Hayley mogs with ease.

>>126959571
Roastie hayley mogs young olivia as well

>>126959571
No woman is perfect when put under a microscope as you image was unless the imperfections are airbrushed/photoshopped out.

>>126959664
Even if she didn't have the unibrow, mustache, and pimples, the face in that picture still isn't above a 5/10.

>>126959354
CHRIST she is WAY too young for a mustache.

>>126953944
>>126954017
It's crazy how far she has fallen
All she has to do was get married, have kids, and do a cheeky set every now and again, and she'd have lived a fulfilled life.

God, women are stupid.

>>126953022
Barely a performance, so sterile and heavily curated. Feels like a dream sequence from Disney show where the 13 y/o starlet is dreaming about being a heckin rawk star. I don't hate Olivia but I'm so confused by her fame, it always seems like she's playing pretend, even when she's trying to be sexy it's like she's really doing the stuff, thrusting her vag in my face and shit, but somehow still feels like she's cosplaying or roleplaying a sexy star? Even Chappell comes off as more of a rock star to me while doing purely pop songs. I don't get it at all. She's hot in an average enough way for most girls to relate to and more guys to feel like they'd have a chance and that's the best shit she's got goin for her

>>126959745
Be forreal would you stop a great life to go live in service to others just because other people think you should?

>>126955403
this. whenever i see clips of livvy being posted all i see is pure talent

>>126959571
yep.
She's beauty when placed under a microscope.

>>126958483
she's not gonna early wall dumb ass.
fat causes early wall and she has 0 pct fat.

>>126954286
that sat her in a room with an actual songwriter who said why don't we do a sweet sing-song-y verse and then rock out in chorus and livvy said 'uh, ok, sounds awesome'.
and they gave her songwriting credit.

>>126959922
Whatever helps you sleep at night.
If Dan was the primary songwriter. His name would be first on the Sheet music.

>>126959723
What? Facial hair starts in your teens

>>126955403
>She's not a whore
>he said, as he posted a vide of a whore

>>126959989
Not with white women.

>>126959745
Why are incels so obsessed with women having children. She's rich and in a happy relationship

>>126960151
Because that’s how you have a fulfilling life you brainwashed loser.

Why aren't these "popstars" just straight up getting fucked on stage if they have to be so "le sexy". fucking whores

Is her recent music even good? The one hit she had was ages ago

>>126952359 (OP)
She's so skibidi

>>126961975
Not everyone wants the same thing out of life. She's a millionaire who makes music for a living. I'm sure she's doing fine

>>126964216
>arguing against basic biological urges
Is this hitting too close to home?

>>126964334
>Married
>Basic biological urge
Back to Sunday school chud she's out of your league

>>126964403
Monogamy is a basic biological urge in successful societies you R-Selected third worlder.

>>126964460
Whose brainwashed dipshit
No primates are monogamous
Your priest lied to you Timmy
better get them gains cuz ur virgin tradwife is having animal sex like everyone else

>>126964478
Wrong, you just live in a shit environment.
Also Hayley is Christian, not that I care.

>>126964216
Until she is washed up and retired and alone and no one gives a fuck about her anymore

>>126952359 (OP)
If by rockstar you mean that she makes me rock hard, then sure.

>>126964649

Kek incel fantasy. She's in a monogamous relationship and has more money than most will make in a lifetime. She could probably retire and live off that money right now if she wanted to

>>126952359 (OP)
I want to make love to her tiny brown body and hold her close while we fall asleep in each other's arms

>>126953944
awe sweet, man made horrors beyond my comprehension

>>126953022
As rock as pic related

>>126964460
Guys say this while also saying they have a biological urge to cheat, lol

>>126959876
>a woman in her early 20s has 0% body fat
>surely that will stay the same forever!

>>126959999
That's the joke....
(nice quads by the way)

I WANNA CUM IN OLIVIA'S RODRIGO

>>126968332
usually people with poor eating habits show signs even at 18 that they will soon balloon.
goddess livvy got her diet and exercise on lock.

>>126968947
Livvy haters are the worst kind of people

>>126968332
An average girl nowadays is obsessed with pilates, dieting and trying to look hotter than the rest of her friends

>>126968969
>nowadays
it has always been like that

>>126959793
Being a successful millionaire with kids is not living in service of others, fool

>>126964980
Yes, and even if she was a billionaire she still can't turn back the clock to a time when she had eggs

Bumping for livvytoes

>>126952359 (OP)
https://youtu.be/6GDfwuMSjag

I'm pretty sure Taylor Swift is still the biggest (female) Rockstar on the planet
Olivia is hot,
But OP doesn't get to just pretend the a girl in like 50th place is the biggest Rockstar on the planet

>>126952359 (OP)
get pregnant GET PREGNANT GET FUCKING PREGNANT

>>126969766
She's rich enough to cyro-freeze her eggs
and hire a surrogate mother if she decides she wants to have a child.

Why did this thread turn into seething about Hayley not having a kid kek

>>126952872
Nah that’s you

>>126973329
Bizaardvark threesome!

>>126973290
>cyro-freeze
Never works
>hire a surrogate mother
>being a cuck is based

>>126970749
i want to be crushed by gangly giant tay.

>>126955403
she can't keep getting away with it