Would You Lie With Me (In A Field Of Stone) [Columbia, 1974]
If you think the Orgy-Gel dolls they sell in the back of cheap skin mags are sexy, you may find this fifteen-year-old the hottest thing since the waitress who brought you the screwdrivers in Winnemucca. Cute little ass, better-than-average pipes, and Billy Sherrill's usual "who gives a shit if the title cut is commercial?" country album. Upped a notch for no strings. B-

>>126958257 (OP)
What a respectful review from the notorious progressive male feminist reviewer

>>126958257 (OP)
Did he just compliment the shape of a 15 year old's butt?

>>126958257 (OP)
It's crazy how many artists owe their careers to DAC.

>>126958416
he's like this with all women artists
he also doesn't have much interest in punk despite what /mu/ thinks

>>126958257 (OP)
Cuckgau's whole career has just been an act of revenge against the jocks who bullied him and the stacies who rejected him.

>>126958940
i think he liked the idea of punk more than the reality which is that punk is very boring to listen to for an entire album

>>126958257 (OP)
I get the feeling he wouldn't have written this in the 90s when he was a parent himself and had gotten more touchy about sexualization of teenage girls.

David Allan Coe

Distinctions Not Cost-Effective [1970s]: Has never killed me.

can he get through one review of a female singer without being creepy as fuck?