Thread 126960619

Epicus edition

old: >>126950833
faq: https://pastebin.com/vHeAR1Bt

>album starts off interesting but starts becoming boring midway through
some bands should just stick to EPs desu

OOOOOOOOOOOOOO ENTER
THE
MOON
LIGHT
GATE
>HAHAHAHA

BLASTING

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/zNVH8QZ1fno
HOLY SHIT
Ozzy looks like absolute crap!

>tfw want to listen to a song late in the album but don't want to have to autistically listen to the rest of the album to get to it
pain

favorite song. GO!

>>126960677
Cotton Wings of Pampers for me

Do you prefer the first half of Kultur (Pan, Gold Mit Uns, Væren Og Tid) or the second half (En Shekel For Vår Skjebne, Goyim Blood, Ledestjernens Undergang)

Personally I keep switching back and forth, although Goyim Blood is the weakest track on the album.

Reminder, all of these bands are hated here.

You aren't a redditor, are you?

>>126960639
Not Altars of Madness

When did Mustaine become schizophrenic? Was it recently?

>>126960737
based list

>>126960743
Even before he converted to Christianity he talked about casting satanic hexes on people against whom he bore grudges. The lyrics on Peace Sells aren't just for fun like most 80s metal bands, he actually believes that shit

>>126960652
Still listening to my bullshit lmfao. Soon, tho.

>>126960737
Good list, these are all on my playlist when my wife is having sex in the room next to me.

>>126960743
he's been screwy since he got tendonitis in 2002, disbanded the band, then became a born-again christian. which is weird because his following album mocks dubya, but then becomes a trump supporter later.

>>126960737
Half of these aren't even metal.

>>126960737
Honestly I love all bands on this list, blast them like crazy on roadtrips with my wife's son in the back

>>126960743
He has been crazy since he was born, he has crazy jew blood. Reason he was kicked out of Tallica me thinks.

>>126960769
What do you mean mock dubya "but" become a Trump supporter? That's the most normal overlap ever, and should be especially predictable considering Mustaine's Alex Jones esque lyrics since the early days.

>>126960737
All of these are /metal/'s favorite metal bands, wtf? Are we the redditors?

>>126960790
it's not normal at all. trump has exhibited various dubya-esque neocon tendencies so far this year and all his followers lap it up and have defended it. we just didn't have the cult of politics in the 2000s that we have now.

>>126960737
cool reddit list, maybe go back?

>>126960737
blasting this list + getting topped on grindr = great friday night

>>126960640
Yeah, that was my experience with Filosofem. Only the first three songs are good.

here we go again... hector's having another melty because he got called a tourist

Rumour has it Mustaine's name is in the (now-recently kiboshed) Epstein files. If you dig a little deeper you'll find Sharon's name, the evil Jew.

>>126960737
I'm a male feminist and I let my gf peg me to these bands, heil Jdawg.

>>126960830
No offense, but you exhibit an all-too-typical inability to create a mental model of how the people you disagree with think. Outside of taxonomical purposes you don't meaningfully qualify as human so discussion can't be fruitful

>>126960761
>>126960781
>>126960838
>>126960893
like getting pegged? check these out

>>126960908
>i can't refute what you said so i'm going to make up some bullshit about why i'm not going to discuss it further with you
lol. i accept your concession.

>>126960908
>you exhibit an all-too-typical inability to create a mental model of how the people you disagree with think.
Incredibly ironic considering the other guy is right. They're all Satan-worshipping pedophiles anyways, fuck all of em straight to hell.

>>126960921
all bona fide sissy hypno classics. perfect for getting cucked, gargling cum, and donating your hard earned money to the NAACP.

>>126960921
There's 1 good album on this chart

>>126960737
Nothing better than some EPIC Metallica, Judas Priest, Slayer, Iron Maiden, and Black Sabbath while I'm getting TOPPED by my based black boyfriend.

Any wiggerslammers ITT?

who revved him?

>>126961014
>Judas Priest
>Iron Maiden
Not metal!

Artist: Darkthrone
Album: Panzerfaust
Song: Beholding The Throne of Might

>And destruction upon the holy man
>Who hails a jew

>>126960737
I was going to say plebbit has better taste than us, but then I remembered this is exactly the same as our taste. Based 4redditors stay winning.

>>126961021
His bipolar disorder

>>126961016
Yo yo yo, wiggerslam is in the house

>>126961061
apex based

>>126961061
why not listen to real slam instead of this gay shit

>>126960737
Megadeth is a right-wing band. It can't be a Reddit band.

>>126960737
The hardest choice in life is deciding if we are getting dicked down that night while listening to Death or Judas Priest, both lead singers are homosexual and beloved here.

>>126961089
Right wingers are the most Reddit people on the planet.

>>126961086
I like Devourment as much as the next guy, but you’re wrong if you think infectious jelqing doesn’t slam

>>126960737
the classics are classics for a reason, solid taste all around though i don't really care about blind guardian or the black metal bands here

>>126961089
>cuckservationism
>right wing
NGMI Ia55.

>>126960652
Hell yeah brother

>>126961097
Chuck isn't gay. He got raped by a gay man against his will and got AIDS or something.

>>126960737
Love the classics man, honestly if they don't have one million albums sold I don't listen, same thing with my taste in women, if they haven't laid with half the city, then I'm not interested.

>>126960652
i was listening to an album earlier today does that count?

>>126961130
He was raped, but he enjoyed it.

>>126961126
ohhhhhh the lonelinesssssssss
of the long distance runneeeeeeeer

>>126961126
>>126961144
Not metal you cunts.

>>126961130
that's Varg you're thinking of, in the frigid winter of '94

Ozzy Osbourne megacrapped his diaper during the show. He was constantly twitching with his legs, a clear sign of a bowel movement.

>>126961196
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDO-Kk9956g&pp=ygULdGFyb3Qgd29tYW7SBwkJwQkBhyohjO8%3D TAROT WOMAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNN

Reading Varg's biography, part 3 (My Prison Story) has been the best so far. No mention of being raped.

>>126960737
Taking my weekly shot of estrogen and listening to Ihon Maiden's album "Passerslave", pure euphoria

#JustTransThings

>>126960737
These are some of my favorite bands, don't get me wrong, but my wife's boyfriend sometimes makes me listen to Jute Gyte and Ad Nauseam and then forces me to lick his heels in front of my wife... This has killed my self esteem, and I started hating myself for it, so I started HRT. As a result, I listen to more BDM

Varg is gay and has AIDS.

>>126961268
>my wife's boyfriend sometimes makes me listen to Jute Gyte and Ad Nauseam and then forces me to lick his heels in front of my wife
I know that guy, he toured my wife as well, but had no respect for my wife's wishes to stay his lover forever, we were all going to be part of the classics on r/openrelationship. Sometimes I feel bummed that he isn't still pounding away my now ex-wife's pussy, but then I remember him touring other wives around the world has probably made someone else more happy than I'm sad. Basically the total happiness in the world increased. So, whatever.

>>126960652
nice and stinky

Brodequin.

Disgorge

>Kelly's longtime bf proposed to her at the Black Sabbath farewell show
Um, wholesome?

>>126960652
Americans have the second best BM scene.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-A5HwxML88

>>126961289
>donating to National Center for Transgender Equality
Based. He's secretly participating in eugenics and speeding up the process. Adam is a chad.

Jack Osbourne seems like a massive chad, I wonder how such a stand up guy came from those Jew+inbred retarded Bong genes.

>>126961373
based
>>126961390
based

>>126961431
cope

>>126961395
what is Ozzy's expression meant to convey

>>126961431
Correct.

>>126961289
I still don't believe this is real. There's no way this guy is that much of an NPC.

>>126961445
>cannot observe beyond surface level
Midwits are so cute

>>126961268
BDM is indeed music for betas who want to kill women but are too chickenshit to do it.

>>126961395
Never before have I wanted to punch a woman more than I do now

>>126961452
He probably had no fucking clue what was going on.

Adam "Chemically Castrate the POC" Kalmbach donates to colored trans charities not because he is just a fascist, but because he is an ULTRA FASCIST.

love when my dissodelights are BIPOC affirming, and you can't find a band that's a better ally than Jute Gyte

did cucktor get filtered by some bdm? i don't recall him ever mentioning it before.

>>126961507
I remember one time he had a tard rage when someone pointed out that Lille Gruber's (Defeated Sanity) drumming is more jazz-influenced than anything he's ever posted here.

>>126961532
He's been BTFO'd about music theory like 20 times and he just always walks away from it the winner by going "nuh uh" and tripling down.

>>126961468
They don't call it Beta Debased Male for nothing.

>>126961532
Nah, you said DS is more jazz influenced than anything I've posted, which is hilarious considering it has literally not a single instance of jazz harmony or improvisation. BDM is a meme chugshit genre that is as far away from jazz as you can get.

Keep changing the narrative though, maybe one day you'll be able to change it enough to have a correct point, even if it wasn't anything you said previously.

>>126961624
poor little filtered tourist, keep spamming about reddit and your cuck fantasies, you've been utterly eviscerated.

>filtered by the gutterals
>pretend it has not jazz harmonies
lol lmao

Famous trans-activist and musician Jute Gyte aka Adam Kalmbach has died.

>>126961682
>famous musician
>Adam Kalmbach

In fact I believe the Beta Debased Male fan originally made the comment because I posted Imperial Triumphant, a band that actually does have instances of jazz harmony - the asshurt numale started screeching about his irrelevant meme chugshit band being "jazz influenced" despite the fact that no one into jazz would ever embarrass themselves like that, but also the fact I couldn't care one bit about jazz and its influence.

>>126961709
Wow, your life's biggest achievment. That's one for the history books folks!

>>126961773
Lol butthurt.

>>126960737
>all the self-replies to this
get a hobby Liquid H
>>126961507
Solid Hector was filtered by BDM as much as any tourist or heavy metaller. He'd usually call it punk because there's any percussive element to it. He'd also seethe that one of his shred idols (Caleb Simard, behind Vitrified Entity) trooned out and blamed "Brutal tranime death" for it.
https://desuarchive.org/mu/thread/120841179/#120844141
So many of his idols have some kind of brainworms.

>>126961507
You can't get filtered by shit

Serbian dissonant jutegytian avantgarde AI metal

Why is Human the only Death album where the songs hit hard and where the riffs feel inevitable? I really like Human but every time I try their other stuff the music feels so aimless/interchangeable and nothing really grabs me excepting a few tracks

>>126961822
>brainworms
You are a /lgbt/ poster, this is their lingo. Reminder that my detractors are now proven to be trans.
>blamed "Brutal tranime death" for it.
This is literally the case though, he wasn't trans while making shred, then started playing with others making grindrcore tranime albums, and finally fully trooned out, now all he makes is atmoshit and BDM Lmao - must be xister genres since both are worthless slop.

>>126961876
I didn't know the k-poop labels let them get this thick

https://www.metal-archives.com/artists/Alice_Simard/813803
>released or contributed to 16 full lengths since 2024, and many more splits/EPs
>most of these are under xer atmo/emoblack project Coffret de Bijoux
What the fuck
Is this the power of HRT?

>>126961532
he only listens to babies first dissoshit, of course he wouldn't get defeated sanity.

>>126961940
God help him if he tried to understand Nithing.

>>126961888
>Reminder that my detractors are now proven to be trans
Also the man you worship the most is more pro-trans than anyone here or most in the scene.

Telling.

>>126961922
Compulsive-autistic slopmerchantry to rival Jute Gyte or Trhä

>>126961101
how do you know?

Thank you sisters.

>>126961231
It's only mentioned in the talmudic edition

>>126962004
Trhä is like if Jute Gyte if he could actually write songs and not just make random noises.

Carcass - Reek of Putrefaction

>>126961888
Well that image you shared is more specificslly /lgbt/-savvy than the text you're replying to. Brainworms is an insult used by blankslatists (unconsciously) more broadly not just people from that board

>>126961888
>You are a /lgbt/ poster, this is their lingo.
Never heard of "brainworms" being from there, you would know though.

Black Sabbath is the irrefutable proof that the inability to write riffs in standard tunnings is a skill issue.

>>126961395
>plays turntables in Slipknot
This marriage will be the biggest paying gig he'll ever play.

139
most of their 70s songs are in standard but i'm assuming this is some very very poor bait

>>126962139
Cause they grabbed lots of the remaining low hanging fruit that hasn't been picked yet in the 70s?

>>126961682
looks like she's got a lot of stamina... horny too

Holy frick! I just saw him perform a year or so ago, didn't know he was sick.

>>126961922
The Robert Pollard of metal, inspiring. Perhaps even the Merzbow of metal

>>126961940
>>126961958
If Jute Gyte and Ehanhre are babbies first dissoshit, then what is adult dissonance?
>Defeated Sanity
>Nithing
Have no focus on either harmony or disharmony, just a load of percussive nothingburgers similar to djent and other barely music memes. Would be like pretending the ultimate """dissonance""" is just hitting a drum kit rofl. BDM is more deserving of the BLACK metal title than BM is, because the music they made is no different than african jungle tribes playing percussion all day.

>>126962095
based, but for me, it's Symphonies of Sickness

>>126962246
F
>dog pissed on Dio's boots
kek

>>126962246
F

>>126962269
>Nithing
>no disharmony
oh no, he's retarded :(

>>126962269
Thank you for sharing this picture of your paternal grandfather

>>126962175
NTA but you have misunderstood his comment

>>126962264
The Bob Pollard of metal would be like Senmuth. Buckethead also has a fuckhuge discog but who knows if it's even mostly metal.

>>126962299
Strawman, I said no focus on either harmony or disharmony. Keep crying about your bicycle collector "music" being the percussive meme it is.

>>126962100
>Well that image you shared is more specificslly /lgbt/-savvy than the text you're replying to
Blanchard and AGP spread out far beyond /lgbt/ because its the obvious reality behind internet tranners. Brainworms is specifically the most /lgbt/ lingo imaginable that isn't outright tranner related terminology like brickhon manmoder.

BLASTING

>>126962524
Fuck this looks so interesting, but I can't read the logo :(

>>126962375
good thing I posted his channel here the other day, he's good.

>>126962555
It looks like Primitive Warfare to me

Why is /metal/ so dead nowadays?

>>126962555
read the fucking filename

>>126962672
The genre itself is dead

>>126962672
Gatekeeping

>>126962672
all we have is a lame imposter of the schizo that was keeping this thread constantly bumped with his melties. The truth is there's like 15 people tops in any general besides Kshit

>>126962714
*lack of gatekeeping

>>126962691
>>126962714
>>126962716
How do we fix /metal/?

>>126962742
By moving on and letting it die with dignity

>>126962380
>Nithing
>no focus on disharmony
you haven't listened to it or more likely got filtered within the first 30 seconds because you can't handle genuine extremity

>>126961289
What's the evidence Ad Nauseam is cucked?

>>126962524
Me

>>126960619 (OP)
Finnish black metal is so fucking overrated and the majority of it is complete tremolosloppa. Horna, Behexen, and Sargeist all shared members which led to them all sounding very similar in their nascent stages, and that in turn influenced basically every Finnish black metal band after that to copy them, such as Satanic Warmaster, White Death, and Goatmoon. There are some bands that broke the mold and made actually unique material such as And Oceans and Oranssi Pazuzu, but there are very few metal movements that are more samey than Finnish black metal (the two that come to mind are slamslop and modern metalcore)

mid 2000s metal groove bros, were we at
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwgbsSlrAVw

>>126961452
He's transcended our level of consciousness

>>126962822
https://www.metal1.info/interviews/ad-nauseam/?lang=english
>According to your label, you are big perfectionists when it comes to your music. Is your extremely detailed approach the background of your band name or did you choose your name AD NAUSEAM for another reason?

>The name was chosen because it reflects several music related aspects, from our need to search for perfection (in terms of songwriting, sound, layout etc.) „until nausea“ to the atmosphere that our music creates.
>Contrary to rumors you may have read somewhere, it’s not a homage to an Ulcerate song. In fact, the idea came while reading a Napalm Death tracklist.
they're grindcels

>>126962765
Harmony is irrelevant to the band, what drives Nithing is what drives every Buck Destroyed Mandingo band in existence - percussive nothingburger memes.

There is nothing particularly extreme about Nithing, its a wall of sound that your ears begin to drone out after a minute or two due to the monotonous nature of it. No different than the boredom that comes from listening to tranner atmonoise like Merzbow, in the grand effect to be "xtreme", they dig themselves into a soft background listening grave.

>>126962822
Their drummer played in an NSBM band.

>>126962846
I used to listen to Chimaira and Unearth

>>126961452
my diaper is overflowing with shit

>>126962844
change American to Slavic, the modern American scene is nothing but inane Sargeist worship

>>126962524
Listening to picrel again cause I'm trying to compare the AOTY contenders so far. I still haven't listened to that Kadath Great Old Ones album but I've got it queued up and ready to go.
The other contenders:
>Coffin Feeder - Big Trouble
>Shrine of Denial - I, Moloch
>Cryptopsy - An Insatiable Violence
>Shadow of Intent - Imperium Delirium (this is the leader of the pack imo)
>Warhammer - Total Maniac (Warhammer is always good and this is their swan song so it had high expectations to fulfill)
>Cytoxin - Biographyte
Regardless of ranking, this year has been especially good for metal I think. The new Lorna Shore comes out in September I think and while I wasn't big on the single they released from that album, Pain Remains grew a lot on me too, but I'm hoping they'll go really hard on the symphonic element at least on some tracks y'know.
Fuck now I want to listen to The Poetic Edda. BT W, you're welcome for the massive effortpost, you fucking fags.

gorgoroth's best track is "unchain my heart!!!"
i'm right and you're wrong unless you agree

>>126962844
>USBM
>good
it's even more dogshit than Finnoblack
I am willing to claim, though not verify (because I don't give a fuck), that even dipshit cocksucking Danes have better BM bands than the USA

>>126962863
>In fact, the idea came while reading a Napalm Death tracklist.
Hbros...

>>126962877
Fuck off Linus you Greta Thunberg looking monkey

>>126962863
A bit of reach.

>>126962877
did you listen to the new Putridity?

>>126962879
That's one of my friends' favourite Gorgoroth song.
>>126962895
Square up nigga I will END you.

>>126962879
I prefer Heavens Fall, here's the lyrics

>[riffs]
>MWAHAHAHA
>[riffs]

>>126962907
No, I don't think so. should I?

Incelpopper's first name has been revealed. Shouldn't come as a surprise because it's the most common German name: Mohammed.

>>126962929
Excellent choice

>>126962891
Its a name Ia55, as per their music influence I shall quote directly:
>The music represents a merging of many different styles, the most prominent being extreme death/black metal, avantgarde, jazz, post-core, doom/sludge and ambient.
The composition process of Imperative Imperceptible Impulse has been heavily influenced by 20th century classical composers like Stravinsky, Šostakóvič, Xenakis, Scelsi, Penderecki and Ligeti, to name a few.
So not a single mention of grindrcore even off hand, and the only artists listed are classical composers lmao.

>>126962902
He didn't want to mention the NSBM drummer for obvious reasons.

Anything harder than KISS is not music. Garbage music for child molesters and people who were molested as children. Real men stick to rock.

Iron Maiden are quite literally rock music. There's nothing metal when the music is about as heavy as Foo Fighters.

>>126962953
>0.0% Heineken
Honestly I heil...

>>126962957
Retard

>>126962868
>I used to listen to Chimaira and Unearth
based.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLF02Igv_HA

>>126962957
Bait should be believable
Dogma should be defensible
Ritual should be repeatable
Liturgy should be legible
Belief should be beautiful

>>126962957
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

>>126960704
The second half is obviously the stronger half, which is why they made it the second half and not the first

Reminder that -coreshit is NOT allowed here
We body posers and put them in a garbage can

>>126962930
Yeah I liked it and if you like abrasive stuff like Revenge there's a chance you'll like it too

>>126962953
Heineken? Fuck that shit

>>126962999
How can you put someone in a trash can if you're already in one?

>>126962999
Yep, me and my squad (we're all chuds btw) heem posers when we see them at gigs.

>>126962891
Its a name Ia55, as per their music influence I shall quote directly:
>The music represents a merging of many different styles, the most prominent being extreme death/black metal, avantgarde, jazz, post-core, doom/sludge and ambient.
>The composition process of Imperative Imperceptible Impulse has been heavily influenced by 20th century classical composers like Stravinsky, Šostakóvič, Xenakis, Scelsi, Penderecki and Ligeti, to name a few.
So not a single mention of grindrcore even off hand, and the only artists listed are classical composers lmao.

>>126962902
He didn't want to mention the NSBM drummer for obvious reasons.

>>126962999
trips of truth

>>126962988
If it's no heavier than "The Pretender," which is pretty heavy & dense song for mainstream rock, then it's not metal but rock. That's my heuristic anyways.
>>126963020
I like both PBR & Heineken :)

>>126963041
Nobody cares

>>126962951
>He didn't want to mention the NSBM drummer for obvious reasons.
Also a bit of a reach.

>>126963041
Everyone cares

>>126962988
and you shouldn't be a 35 year old virgin

I wouldn't be a 31 y/o virgin without black metal.

I feel like Ozzy when I try to get out of bed sometimes

I'm saving my 35-year old virginity for a 19-year old metal poser gf

>>126963090
I lost my virginity to a girl who was into black metal

>>126962877
Appreciate the effortpost, good recs, lots to check out. It's interesting, I don't think in terms of AOTY, maybe that's a good reason to explore more. My discovery is all over the place, last week was industrial rock now it's blackened/bestial dm. Lorna Shore hasn't clicked for me yet but their music is a breath of fresh air I guess, but I'm not that much into core nowadays.

In general I too think metal is only getting better. It's not the case with every band but with each consecutive album you should end up with better production and musicianship. I think the more active a band is in terms of touring and not taking long breaks the better chance there is of progression and improvement.

>>126963060
What reach? Guy literally did vocals for such fanciful tunes like "Black Metal Skinhead", played drums for songs like "Hail Himmler, Hail!", and pic related were the type of album covers to expect lol.

a friend of mine used to skype with an asian girl and discuss black metal with her
he got her to shove a hairbrush handle up her ass on camera

>>126962672
>squeak squeak squeak

>>126963153
sodomizing one's self with common household items is kvlt

This split rules. The best tracks are from Heldenasche which is a solo project from the guitarist of Totenburg, Fvkken based
https://files.catbox.moe/x6dgh1.flac

>>126963141
And Ad Nausam are cucks for not bringing it up all the time?

>One day, the tides will turn
>One day, the fields will burn
>One day, the seas will churn
>The Fury of our Maker's Hand

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSGNnQAQHgw

>>126962886
>even dipshit cocksucking Danes have better BM bands than the USA
This is not true.

>>126963044
>>126963222

Denmark contributes almost nothing to metal
Besides Mercyful Fate/King Diamond, Pretty Maids, Artillery, and Saturnus, what have they offered?

>>126963206
Nah, any NSBM mention is career suicide since metaltards are "cucks" themselves who think yelling about murder and rape is ok, but hecking racism is wrong.

Also the lead singer is actually heavily leftist and I believe made some butthurt RABM at some point. Regardless, only /shreeddit/ cares about the opinions of musicians on political matters, no different than actual plebbitors in taste or political alliance obsession.

>>126963298
No excuse

Danes can't form bands because none of them knows what the fuck the other is saying.

>>126963329
>Anal Stabwound
Least homoerotic BD(S)M band.

>>126963332
Danish potato-in-mouth speak is even prevalent in Skåne
As if Malmö becoming an Arabian colony wasn't bad enough

>>126963319
still higher than most of the world. You just need to look harder

>>126963284
Myrkur is sometimes metal and she's also my wife.

>>126963292
Not very good.

>>126962832
1184 is much better

>>126960652
this just came out
https://youtu.be/TMQ44FVJaEM?si=SIC65KzvSjED2HAs

>>126961412
And the best scene is...?

>>126963435
France

>>126963444
>r/metalforthemasses

>>126962895
I'm not interested in Nu-topsy. There is no need to foam at the mouth over people making effortful posts.
>>126963343
Project more, /lgbt/ encyclopedian.

>>126963343
The anal/fecal fixation of BDM/Slam/Toiletcore bands is long past the point of merely being for shock value.

adam kalmbach is just a braindead talentless NPC who happened across black metal. no one who gets into SJW politics is capable of abstract thought or artistic vision. his music is stupid and empty and so are you if you listen to it.

>>126963444
>not political
>political
there's your answer. if you bring politics to music you're cringe regardless of your faction.

>>126962876
>>126962876
>>126962876

>>126963435
French, obviously.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L33HGeKsxOk

listen to both Cannibal Corpse and NSBM

>>126963468
Trvke

>>126963513
name one NSBM band that's as good as cannibal corpse

>>126963513
Name one NSBM as shit as Cannibal Corpse.

Cannibal Corpse are the Anthrax of Death Metal.

>>126963549
anthrax has no good riffs whereas every riff cannibal corpse has made is good

>>126963463
Must be why Trannypopper loves it so much, both of them are obsessed with scat to the point its clearly unironic.

>>126963570
Why are you replying to yourself?

I'm watching Jay and silent bob strike back for about the 100th time. HEIL SLAYER!

>The anal/fecal fixation of BDM/Slam/Toiletcore bands is long past the point of merely being for shock value.
>Must be why Trannypopper loves it so much, both of them are obsessed with scat to the point its clearly unironic.

>>126963526
incomparable, CC and NSBM have completely different style and feel but they can still be enjoyed in their own way

>>126963559
Cannibal Corpse is a complete joke even for Old Senile Deaf Men. Imagine even bothering to listen to their first album when bands like Atrocity were already releasing their stuff lmao.

>>126963366
My favourite Myrkur song (it's the only Myrkur song I like): https://youtu.be/7t4XgTEwI08

>>126963559
>anthrax has no good riffs
medusa's main riff is pretty good, reminiscent of metal church and thrashy USPM

Cannibal Corpse were making 4th rate deathrash while Europeans were dropping this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvsZqb_0O2g

Shame Shit Burns decided to cross-continent shit up the production, as if shitting up all of Amuttica wasn't enough.

>>126963617
this entire album is good shit. especially "the serpent", "crown" and "ulvinde".
but from the album you posted "devil in the detail" is my favorite.

>>126963468
"Microtonal" is pseudcode for "Not Music"

>>126963704
So Baroque isn't music? Thank you /shredddit/.

>>126963677
why do you even pretend to like music when all you really care about is your /intpol/ flag bickering

>>126963704
Correct.

>>126963716
Microtonal baroque music?

>>126963747
Correct.

>>126963677
>can only post good metal in the context of shitting on another band
>>126963704
Microtonal metal doesn't have to be avant-slop.

>>126963762
Does it just not get performed/recorded these days? People experimenting who got forgotten while their contemporaries were doing what found its way into being standardized?

>>126960652
Riffs for days

>>126961452
>Kill me now

>>126963747
>xhe doesn't even know about well vs equal temperament
NGMI I@ss

>>126963794
>atrocity
>good metal
Lol, I only posted it to showcase how far behind gimmick bands like Cannibal Corpse were by their first album. Never said Atrocity were a good band, no OSDM was ever good.
>sacrament
BaIdcucks playing microtones, utterly boring and unworthy of being listened to.

>>126962269
Just listen to DsO. They are kino even though faggots here try to pretend they suck. Dont get memed out of listening to genuinely good music because some faggots on a Korean basket weaving forum meme against them. Sadly they are the only black metal band that achieved dissonance without sounding like a gimmick.

Why can`t plebeians get into None So Vile?

>>126963833
>BaIdcucks
Domedeities, actually.

I thought most people like osdm.

>>126963833
>>xhe doesn't even know about well vs equal temperament
OK but they weren't microtonaling with 12 notes in their own system where the intervals were uneven

>>126963833
>Atrocity
>good metal
You were posting it approximately 1.5 years ago. Half a year after you first started listening to metal.

>>126963860
DsO is beloved here

>>126963866
too extreme

>>126963860
>Just listen to DsO.
No thanks, I prefer better bands like Jute Gyte. Hasjarl can't into polyphony and limits himself, also he ruins his own albums by including too much rock-n-roll nonsense.

>>126963920
>1.5 years ago. Half a year after you first started listening to metal.
Incorrect.
>You were posting it approximately 1.5 years ago
I have only ever used Atrocity as an example that all the baIdcuck OSDM was shit by the time it was released.

>>126963889
Pop music is literally popular music, so you aren't wrong.

>>126963892
Wrong.

>>126963866
>Why can`t plebeians get into None So Vile?
>>126963950
>too extreme

>>126963975
QRD on Chuck Schuldiner?

>>126963985
Handsome and talented songwriter

>>126963985
Gay, died of AIDS. Sucks the meanest cocks in metal history.

>>126963985
like Varg, he died of aids

>>126963889
osdm is teen metal. You're meant to grow out of it before graduating high school.

Death metal \\m//

>>126963892
Utter retard.

>>126963961
>I have only ever used Atrocity as an example that all the baIdcuck OSDM was shit by the time it was released.
False, also you liked Morbid Angel

>>126963975
What website is that

Back to not listening to metal.

trip at the brain's opening riff is an ass kicking machine

>>126964040
Incorrect. Morbid Angel was only "good" in the comparison between all the trash OSDM bands around it. Nocturnus is the only OSDM band I ever really gave a fuck about.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ak4gsUJk88

>>126964052
RYM, again proving that /shredddit/ and RYM taste is the exact same.

imagine not liking morbid angel

>>126964103
why do you misspell so much

>>126964124
Because it makes baIdkuks upset everytime I do it.

>>126964103
RYM has a different list on my screen :)
>>126964092
First half sounds like Altars of Madness worship except not as heavy, but the second half of the song really won me over lol. I'll check it out thanks for the rec

>>126964140
Epic trolling!

>>126964140
Wow that's really cool. What are your hobbies?

>>126963961
>I prefer better bands like Jute Gyte
Then you are a tranny faggot poser.

>>126964124
he's constantly posting in a blind fury

this confuses and enrages the dissosissy

>>126964268
That thing in the middle is like what happens to the main island in a Worms map after several turns' worth of explosions

>>126964153
The Key is more melodically inclined than anything on Altars. Chapel of Ghouls is probably the only Morbid Angel song I would ever listen in enjoyment, although the riff at 0:50 of that MA song is really cartoony, ruins the entire song if I'm to be honest.

Also Nocturnus Demos sound better than the album because Scott Burns is the worst producer in metal history and somehow manages to make albums sound worse than the full release.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vw8-dbuqTEY

>>126964268
Weren't you just trying to pass it off as dissoshit earlier in the thread lmao? Guy you've finally seen reason and understand its p*nk dogshit.

>>126964333
>to make albums sound worse than the full release.
to make albums sound worse than the demo*.

>>126964268
Why do metaltourists always try to pass some unlistenable dogshit like Nithing as good?

>>126964333
settle down, you've been filtered by the king of filtration.

>>126964373
If it's not unlistenable dogshit it's not good mf

>>126964333
>Chapel of Ghouls is probably the only Morbid Angel song I would ever listen in enjoyment, although the riff at 0:50 of that MA song is really cartoony, ruins the entire song if I'm to be honest.
I can't relate to your sensibilities even remotely but The Key is a good find to be sure

The worthless cover artwork and hilariously shoddy logo glow of that Nithing album reveal the same quality as the music within.

>>126964268
Wait is this album NOT dissoslop? I might have to listen

>>126964396
Whatever you say, pretentious effeminate faggot.

>>126964388
Whoops, wrong picture, meant to post this.

>>126964423
It has influences.