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Tele Tuesday edition
I just bough a guitar, when do I start playing Eurption?
>your guitar is ready for pickup
>>126974115she looks so disappointed
>>126974119I would be as well
>>126974115she listened to the vocaroos
bros my FL studio has no Newtime plug in installed. I need it to adjust my guitar recordings to the proper beat I want. Is it possible to download that plug in separately? I can't update FL studio because I have the cracked version.
>>126974231saaar you must download a crack with newtime then, find a more up to date crack. Also there's probably lots of alternative tools to adjust your recordings, and you should probably learn to play in time
>he needs to connect to motherbrain and ask permission to record guitar
>>126973941 (OP)>one pickup on a tele>it's not the bridge one
you guys don't actually buy instruments from amazon right?
>>126974340Certainly not. Every brand worth owning has their own site or is carried by better sites than Amazon. And what's more, those amazon joke guitars can't keep up with a Squier, much less an Ibanez or Fender.
>>126974332it has the bridge pickup
that guitar features the so called "ashtray" pickup cover over the bridge pickup. originally teles came like this
everyone removed those
>>126974340perish the thought. I buy knockoffs from ebay instead
>>126974340>>126974404I bought my Squire from Amazon but partially regret it. The local music store offers free setups with a purchase
>>126974340I dont give *mazon money at all
>>126974454Well, at least you got a real entry level guitar. Just remember that buying local is best, and the official site/sweetwater second best.
>>126974283Wish I still had an actual tape 8 track. I currently have a digital 24 track and I can get the lo-fi sounds Iโm looking for, but those old tape recorders have a sound that is pure sovl. Itโs not a meme, everything done via interface/DAW all sounds soulless and the same. Same goes for amps/modeling, if you disagree youโre wrong and anything you reply will be disregarded.
>>126974527I agree. I sold my old portastudio when the prices started going up and now wish I had one to record with, but I would have to pay double what I got for mine.
>>126974454used to amazon would resell open box or returns as new. i know there are shitloads of counterfeits now but i haven't used amazon in so long i dont know if the former is still true
>>126974555We used tape recorders for music in the 00s too. Are you 18 or older?
>>126974578>uhhh leh old is sovl and if you disagree you're literally are kidkek
>>126974231>adjust my guitar recordings to the proper beatjust record them again
>>126974593>>uhhh leh old is sovl and if you disagree you're literally are kidExactly.
>>126974593You're going "boomer" at shit a 20 year old likely knows about and used themselves, so yeah you sound like a kid.
>>126974340If you don't buy cords from amazon you're wasting money. One cable in a store cost 25 dollars but you can get a 2-4pack on Amazon same price.
If you arent mining, refining, and extruding copper conductors for use in cables you're literally burning millions of dollars over the course of your lifetime
sorry for the peaky bass, i recorded on my phone. working on my one finger slap technique. thoughts?
https://voca.ro/1h5AUqq9weHi
>>126974708buy a good cable and use it for years. one of mines almost 10.
Bros I'm an alcoholic.
Also I wish I had a flying V. Gibby is out of my reach so I'll have to settle for the Epi one. I like the 70s model more than the OG but the latter has even better fret access which is nice. Vs are the shit, every other shape just pales in comparison.
>>126974786thanks for the fun fact, hope you get that V but in the meantime just sit your guitar more upright / in classical position if it's the ergonomics you want
>>126974786Are you the guy with the Jackson V? What's wrong with that?
>>126974593Itโs not impossible to get decent sounds out of a modern setup but the vast majority of those who use it donโt. Itโs just a simple fact. You could accuse me of relying on lower fidelity equipment as a crutch, and thatโs partially true, but thereโs still that element of the warmth and organic sounds you get from tape and even more so from analog tape recording. Also, plenty of younger people record with tape, theyโre usually consider hipsters by plebs like yourself. Really though they just have better taste and a more discerning ear than you do.
>>126974721I had a solid collection of instrument, patch, speaker, pedal power converters, etc. in a bag that I accumulated over 20 years that were all still functional. Then a cat pissed inside of it. If you can avoid cats and/or humidity, cables will last a long time.
>>126974867>Really though they just have better taste and a more discerning ear than you do.Oooh you cooked him
>>126974807Thanks, won't be any time soon but eventually I'll get it. I've got a King V and after getting used to that, playing regular guitars while sitting just doesn't feel nearly as comfortable. Playing LP standing up is pretty nice though, although I do love the look of a V much more.
>>126974822I do have a King V yeah, I think I posted about it when I was trying to do a setup myself. And failed. It's actually pretty nice to play but it's the cheapo series and has plenty of issues, mostly with tuning. Took it to a tech yesterday and the guy said it's got faulty string spacing on the bridge which sucks. It also came out of the factory built so that the bottom of the neck pocket sticks out from the neck and the neck plate sticks out of the pocket. You get what you pay for I guess. I do enjoy playing it a lot even with all the issues it's got but even if I had a nicer Jackson I'd still want a flying V. That classic shape of a Gibby V is just too gorgeous.
Why do classical have their tuners facing back? What's the advantage of that?
>>126975001that's how they looked in the 18th century
>>126975001they used to be pegs going straight up through the headstock without gearing.
>>126975001Gypsy guitars have that too
>>126974786how much do you spend on booze each year? how much is a gibby v?
>>126973999Too pointy for the classic vibe its attempting.
I lied, I'm still practicing bass even tho I cant play guitar. But I'm forcing myself to use a pick until I can play on guitar
>>126975036What's the disadvantage of that?
>>126974551I bought a NEW Boss GX-10 from amazon that was clearly used. Smudges on the screen, gunk under the switches. Fuck that, never again.
>>126975212easier to tune with a gear in the equation, and the gear brings a level of precision that a single peg can't.
>>126974867People are so concerned with recording methods and gear and tone. How about writing good songs?
>>126975073I could have bought that Epi with all the money I spent on beer this year alone. Add the money I spend on tobacco and I could have probably gotten that Kirk Hammett Epi V. I it's been months since I went all day without drinking anything.
Looks sleeker that way but they don't fit in cases unless you rest the tuners up against the back. Idk but seems like a bad idea to put that much weight on them.
Post a do-it-all guitar that does it all.
>>126975404les paul with coil tap/split and a competent player
>>126975420>competent playerI don't have that tho
>>126975258Different skillsets, different priorities. A lot of guitarists aren't songwriters, they are concerned with their instrument and its place in a band. At which point you are becoming concerned with things like tone and gear.
>>126974340You guys don't actually buy instruments you haven't held and played first, right?
>>126975588Shut up and take a shower, fuck. People do things differently, we live in a variety of personalities, goals and archetypes.
Stop whining about how other people do things.
>>126975601How do you even know you're going to like a guitar from a description? Don't be retarded.
>>126975269Cash in your beer cans, buy bottle shelf liquor, rip copper pipes out of walls for cash, sell plasma, blood, sperm, etc
>>126975618Personally I buy from Sweetwater whenever possible. It's not just a blind buy, you see pictures of the individual guitar you're buying and even usually get a choice between 3 examples of the model you're purchasing.
As far as playability, anything that can't be handled with a knowledgeable setup is a dud and needs to be returned regardless. But I've never seen that from Sweetwater.
And if you're buying used you usually get pictures of every angle under the sun and know exactly what you're getting.
>>126975618have you not heard of YouTube before? You can hear the guitar you want before you buy it.
When someone says a particular guitar feels good to them, 99% of what they're experiencing is a setup that fits their playing. That can be replicated with any guitar.
The rest, things like weight and finish, can be chosen to taste from a good seller.
>>126975657Youtube won't tell you if the guitar is too heavy for your liking or if the neck is too thin/thick for your hands, retard.
>>126975758It literally will... many reviewers list weight and neck profile.
>>126975739who are you talking to
>>126975758I had to get used to playing right handed, I'm sure anything else won't be too bad
>>126975564Didn't think about it like that. I get it.
>>126974340no i buy from seedy facebook vendors
>>126975758I play bass no neck is too thick for me
>>126975801While what I said above is true, there's also the more honest answer that tone and gear are skill-less concerns and are thus an easy rabbit hole for people to get lost into instead of actually playing their instrument and improving.
>>126975404Telecaster with this thing nobody realizes they can use called a โtone knobโ or a Les Paul Special with a compensated bridge. You donโt need more.
>>126975618How do you know you won't enjoy kissing another man? Huh? Think before you speak next time, dummy.
>>126973941 (OP)Is there any reason to get an edwards fender-style guitar over a squier classic vibe?
I love my edwards LP to death but it came with aftermarket SD PAF copies and I got like 450$ of normal reverb price- most people say modern epis are on par or better new.
Thing is... a lot of these edwards teles especially look like SEXXXXX, we're talking body and neck binding and using seymour duncans for all the pickups, high-quality electronics and 500k-1mb pots too.
>>126975965Get a G&L ASAT Tribute
>>126975864Which matches my initial impression. So, not all gear fags are posers, but all posers are gear fags.
>>126976010This looks like a dirty girl with that psuedo-p90 in the neck but if I'm popping 600+ I want hentai niggadashi in the ESP sweatshop double checking all of the chinese sweatshop labor's work.
Opposedly, squire CVs pop up on sale or used for under 400$ but the electronics are questionable and most pickups need a swap eventually.
>>126976039Those are closer to jazzmaster pick-ups than p90s, sonically
>>126976039You can get them with regular single coils or in an SH config.
>buying a guitar with only half a pickup
ick
tfw kim deal still isnt my gf
If your frets don't have nibs, it's not a gibs
Iโve got Bustang #2 upstairs for the evening. Sometimes itโs tricky deciding which guitar to retire with for the evening with the wealth of options I have currently. For years I thought offsets were gay and finicky beyond being worth the effort (really it was a cope of not being patient and being too poor to afford good ones). They can definitely be a pain, especially if you get a lemon offset, but if you get a good one with a good setup theyโre way more fun than having a good Strat or Les Paul IMO. This is a 2012 MIJ and itโs got a perfect set up that I will maintain meticulously. So fast playing, perfect action and string tension, it stays in tune no matter how hard I play it or push the trem.
>>126975588Iโve had a retardedly good string of luck buying without playing. My last 5 have been bought online, mostly used and have all been better than expected. I know when to stop looking the horse in the mouth though, and also I need to chill, Iโve spent almost five grand on gear so far this year. If you vet the seller on reverb you can usually rest easy, most of the guitars I mentioned came from music stores or specialty dealers selling on reverb. You can never be too careful though, especially if youโre picky and canโt into DIY repairs and setups.
>>126975739Saying it can be replicated on any guitar is hyperbolic bordering on retarded. You might get somewhere close on a GOOD guitar, but you can only apply so much perfume to a turd.
>>126976604Sorry, you're right there was a bit of hyperbole there. But I wouldn't even say "good"...any averagely-built guitar can be set up to play well. If you pick up 5 American Standards with the same specs and one of them feels especially good, much of the time it can be quantified by it being a superior setup as opposed to a superior instrument.
>>126976492Luv me stang, excited for my new one
>>126976604buying boutique pickups and fart sniffer electronics matters like 2% when pickup location matters 90%
>>126976492she's so pretty
I recognize that I only buy new things to have something to look forward to in my shitty life
>>126976492>>126976642how much do your mustangs weigh?
>>126976732Such is the reality of capitalism. Acquisition is the only path to fulfillment, which is ultimately empty as objects lose meaning with time.
>>126975588it takes me 3 hours to drive to the nearest music store(and 3 hours back home), so yes, yes i do.
>>126975588I shipped guitar from thomann to us without trying, no regrets.
>>126976642What did you get?
>>126976675thank you
>>126976746A cunthair under 7lbs. Feels lighter than that though. I need to get a proper scale, Iโm using a digital foot scale. My Vintera Stang is a bit heavier but comes with a bit beefier sound as well so itโs worth it and nice to have some contrast with the petite, jangly and clear as a bell Fiesta Stang.
so
shielding paint and copper tape is boomer bullshit basically?
>>126976634For sure, agreed. To be honest I was just going on in the last thread about how my Player 1 Strat feels better than any American Fender Iโve played in the past decade and chalked a good deal of that up to the setup on top of being a stellar example likely made by a batch of employees who just got raises. The only Strat I can say feels significantly better is my friendโs โ84 elite Strat he inherited from his dad. That thing is a work of art but it weighs about 15 lbs and has gold hardware and weird 1980s top of the line components.
>>126975588<$2000 it's fine to buy them online especially if they're from Sweetwater.
Unless you've never held an electric guitar before or if you want to check how the guitar feels then you go to the nearest music store.
Before my local GC closed down I used to grope necks and get a feel of different brands of guitars just so I have an idea of how they feel and play. It's 80% neck and 20% body; not everyone will want a Gibson chonk neck because boomers lived with it in the 50s or a limpdick faggot ultra thin neck like an Ibanez because muh noodling.
>>126976831no it definitely makes a difference for unpotted and single coil pickups. the problem is that 90% of shit on the market isn't actually conductive or have continuity
>wake up
>the first thought forming in my head is "another day i can play guitar" as a smile forms on my face
>a sense of calm washes over me
>go to my kitchen and make coffe and take some adderall
>get my shitplank
>write a small shitpost as im drinking my coffe and letting the addies kick in
life is good bro/gg/s
>>126976831not bullshit
unless you're a stupid boomer you should be using noiseless pickups in 2025+
>>126976831The pickguard ground shielding actually helps, but I don't think boxing around all the control circuit really helps that much.
>>126976892Hmm, so you mean a lot of the haters of these practices got scammed by shitty/non conductive products? i can see that, however my main gripe with it is sure, you can basically make a faraday cage in your pickup cavities and the party room in the back, BUT the single coils will still be exposed towards the strings no?
so is it more of a.. eliminate as much as possible kind of deal?
i bought a 200 dollar SSS squier to test out if i liked it or not, sold it off and ordered a player II with SSS, this is why im asking basically.
(yeah, i know there is little to no sense in shielding a guitar with humbuckers)
>>126976957eliminate as much as possible. low voltage is extremely susceptible to interference. i'm not sure exactly how low the voltage is coming out of a passive pickup but it's very very low. you can't run your line voltage next to your low voltage wires in a split unit air conditioner for example because the voltage bleed will cause errant readings in the computer on the low voltage side and the unit won't run right. it's probably not so big of a deal on the string side because the strings and bridge are on the ground part of the circuit already
>>126976957Shielding deals with RFI not 60 cycle hum.
>>126974340>you guys don't actually buy instruments from amazon right?Censtar makes the BEST TELE CLONE EVER for $200
>switch to turn humbuckers to single coil mode>roasted maple neck>very solid construction that makes Fender/Squire teles feel cheapIts just the best tele clone, dont care that I bought it on Amazon
>>126976976>>126976988Aha, i see im kind of on the right track then. Thanks bros. I do not have a bunch of studio lights and shit to consider(RFI).
I think my current plan of attack will be to just replace the cheap shielding on the back of a pickguard i have and see if i need to do more.
Also, anyone got any good diagrams on how to wire up SSS but with a push/pull pot to enable the neck in any position?
>>126977013>HH instead of HS on a Tele>coil split switch instead of a pushpull>truss rod at the bottom>no pickguard This can't be the best Tele clone sadly. I DO like that it has forearm contour though.
>>126977075>Also, anyone got any good diagrams on how to wire up SSS but with a push/pull pot to enable the neck in any position?
>>126977103Ah its that simple, sweeeet. Thanks.
>>126976909LEGAL METH FUCK YEA
whole threads full of nothin but speccy bams
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>>126977013Decided to check out this company and can only buy one of these shitty looking ones
>>126977013is this a sales pitch, that thing looks repulsive lol
>paying more to have some boomer manhandle your guitar with keys and chains
do they really
>>126977170only the reliced versions are available on Amazon now but you can buy them direct here:
https://censtarguitar.com/product/censtar-electric-guitar-tl-orange/
>>126977182Right, if I'm going to a physical store I'm buying used, because all the guitars on display are basically used stuff
>>126977195this is 100% accurate
>>126977195and thats why you dont order online from small music stores, they will ship you the floor model for new price.
>>126976746My Japanese one says over 8 pounds on my bathroom scale but that canโt be right, itโs a poplar body which is a lighter wood. The one coming in is ash and the seller says itโs 7.25 pounds and that sounds light for an ash Mustang and thereโs no way ash will be heavier than poplar
>>1269768271977 stang
>>126977228All three of my local stores have floors lower than new. You're gettin fleeced.
>>126977250>You're gettin fleeced.I just sent them back and ordered from thomann instead.
I wanted to support the small stores but, when you are paying basically new price for a guitar hundreds of people have fingerfucked its ehh, i dont like being cucked.
>>126977182>>126977195Guitars are manhandled by multiple people before you ever get to own it.
>first line QA>last line QA>packaging>shipping company to dealer>dealer will open up the box and check said guitar>some employee will test/check it out>random guy who was first in the store and sees it will also try it>a bunch of other dudes who will pass by the store before you ever will>(You)
>>126977278Not mine, mine was built by a dude in his workshop with his son, can't even get one if you wanted hes got a 4 year waiting list.
best way to relic a guitar is just treat it like the piece of wood that it is, don't baby it. Throw it on the couch, stack em against each other, stack em on the wall, bump the headstock into shit while you play around the house. every ding adds to the mojo but only if it happens on accident.
>>126977308>not just being a man and building your own>letting another man build you a guitarI bet youโd let him fuck your girl too huh you cuckold
>>126977278idc as long as it comes in the box in pristine condition, meanwhile everything on the wall has dull frets, fingerprints all over, dust, some even rusty screws and/or hardware
>>126977308>my bull fucks my wife for me>you couldnt even get him to fuck your wife if you wanted>he has a 4 year waiting list
>>126977334We live in a society anon, he built my guitar because he has the tools, space and know how. I painted his building because that's the tools and know how I have.
If a shop doesn't have NOS stock and only sells floor models walk away and leave.
Same thing with amps, pedals and modellers.
An ultra jewish local shop sent me a floor model/used Tonemaster Pro and claimed it was brand new and refused a refund so I complained to Fender with pics and receipt and they sent me a new one no questions asked.
Handmade custom guitars are cool. Still traded it tho, if it was a little more up my alley Iโd have kept it.
Pic mite b rotated, idgaf if it is
>he treats his guitar like a girl and feels cucked if someone else touches it
>then posts the shittiest guitar playing humanity has ever known on gee gee
reddit behavior
>>126977377>An ultra jewish local shop sent me a floor model/used Tonemaster Pro and claimed it was brand new and refused a refund so I complained to Fender with pics and receipt and they sent me a new one no questions asked.hell yeah anon
Nothing wrong with floor models, especially if your place sets them up for free. Stop treating your tools like they're women.
>>126977438i beat my women, not my guitars, anon.
I'll make you a deal just like any other candidate.
You'll pretend you're walking home 'cause your future's at stake
>>126977447Is that a rap?
>yes goy accept used goods and used women
>>126977438Nothing wrong with them, I'm just not paying new prices for used stuff
Is it supposed to be easier to play midway up the fretboard?
>>126977490i'm not familiar with the song midway
>>126977490Nope you should get that checked out.
>>126977490you should see a doctor
>>126977508>>126977510>>126977521Sorry if I worded it weird.
I meant I find it easier to play around the 12th fret than the first frets
>>126977531sorry man but that means you have cancer.
>>126977531Iโm not familiar with the song โaround the 12th fretโ or if it is easier to play than the song โthe first fretsโ
>>126977531i don't my fingers get cramped. i prefer playing on a 1.75" nut
>>126977531depends on your neck width and the scale length, but yeah it can be easier.
https://voca.ro/18TSi5uHzwxd
>>126977531The middle of the neck is the easiest spot to bend, yeah
>guitar man discovers leverage, scale length and logarithmic spacing
Good for you guitar man, most people comprehend this as children with a see saw but not everyone has the same upbringing eh?
>>126977598We donโt have seesaw in the favela
24.75 and 25.5 should meet in the middle with 25. There, 10 years of peace achieved.
Reminder to all the "men" who play fender in here
>>126977691Looks like more of a reminder to all of the fragility of the right-hand path.
>>126977681PRS did that already and PRS is dummy gay
>>126977691>not playing both
>>126977701>fragility of the right-hand pathThe left-hand path is the one with a 50% suicide rate
>>126977681That's PRS and only posers play PRS
Two days before I get this to add to my new board, /gg/uys.
Wifey is getting some new paint pens, what should I have her doodle on the case?
>>126977709Rohor: โwhere do you practice?โ
Chc: โAt the libraryโ
https://voca.ro/1ineWoLkUnEY
>>126977708The right hand path is the one with the 100% insecure manchild and repressed objectified women.
Seriously, there's a literal nazi symbol on the right path and you think it's preferable to being gay. You're a trash, trash human being.
>>126977739I have considerably more Fenders than Gibsons and I think youโre a gay homo
>>126977739Might I recommend r/guitar? It might be more your speed
>>126977754This was never about guitar brands and I don't care what a walking trashcan thinks. I am actually somewhat grateful for people like you because no matter how badly I'm feeling about myself for this-or-that, I can always compare myself to one of you and feel like a million bucks.
>>126977768Get fucked I've been on this basket weaving forum a LOT longer than you, and I will never stop speaking up against pussy little wannabe chuds who would NEVER have the balls to express their beliefs in the real world.
EVER.
I thought he was gonna talk about tonewoods and i get this political bullshit instead...
>>126977703Damn really? I agree their mega gay but maybe someone else can make it work.
>>126977782Lmao gayboyโs mad
>>126977737oh baby thats rockin'
I'll take the boba from the left and the cowboy hat from the right. Later for the rest.
>>126977782>fagboy thinks we don't talk like this IRL.lmao even, literally had a game we played in school called smear the queer.
>>126977782>basket weaving forumuhhh nta but I thought this was a guitar form
yeah so i just steal vocal melodies and turn them into riffs
cool your jets my guys, i'm just here for some (You)'s and roos (vocaroos).
>>126977837Iโm just here to talk to myself
>>126977842*double finger guns pew pew
hey me too pardner.
>>126977843keeth vs KEETH
>>126977782Everyone of my friends irl know I am a nazi but okay
>>126977859we could all tell you were american, don't worry
>>126977876I am Brazilian but ok
>>126977876>bragging about having censorship laws
>>126977843>>126977856Iโve had this hoodie for a year now
I've been downloading amps and nobody can stop me.
I like my PRS. I've never had the Brazilian homosex but I've been thinking waxing my recently hairy asshole. for hygienic reasons of course.
What's the best DAW I can buy (pirate)?
>>126977926Elmers glue is a lot cheaper than wax plus you can pretend itโs cum while you apply it between your cheeks. I learned that trick sao pau reed smith himself.
>>126977946Pip got some hangers dayummm
>>126977950Buy a reaper if you just want to record guitar
>>126977843worlddlrow vs wattttaw
>>126977946VIV hands down. He's a beast
>>126977709CHC punishes all comers with his telekinetic fractal guitar summoning attack
last one, unless anons have some suggestions
>>126977950Reapers free unless you're a pro musician.
>>126977974what happens if you want to record 2 (two) things though
>>126977981open another tab
>>126977950I use audacity
>>126977981>record 2 (two) thingsOne does not simply record two things, anon. I also though that is the DAWs job to sync recording two things, but no. You can only record one thing. That one thing can be an interface with lots of channels, but it can't be two things.
>>126977716a dickbutt doodle
>>126977960>>126977974>>126977978>>126978003Should've been more specific but want a DAW to actually try ambience and synths and stuff. More of creating music after I have a guitar part written and recorded
I mean I layered this all in vocaroo and it sounds just as shitty as anything else you'll find on all of /mu/
https://voca.ro/1hCwVkg1mFoT
>>126977385middle humbucker is pretty sus on this one...
>>126978096Middle is a p90.
Wouldn't Vol/Vol/Tone be better than Vol/Tone/Tone? You see it on basses alot but not guitars.
>>126978146I want just a tone knob with volume always wide open
>>126978146there is nothing stopping you from doing it yourself
Ever rub your dick on your guitar?
>>126978146My eclipse has vol vol tone, me myself I could do with a single vol knob, I prefer to adjust the brightness in post with EQ anyway
I replaced all the knobs with switches because lowering the volume on your guitar kills the tone, lowering the tone on your guitar just bleeds off all the treble. Keep everything at 10, EQ your amp not your guitar.
>>126978189no but sometimes when i walk past it, i rub her jack a little..
>>126978146super sonics have two volumes and no tone.
>>126977797>>126977812>>126977859Nazi samefag isnt welcome here anymore
4chan isn't for you, might I suggest Truth Social?
>>126978330Hey, cool it with the homophobia pal!
4chan is an inclusive safe space as you well know.
>>126977716Ive seen people black them out, either with ink or printing a sticker
on/off switch is all you need my guy
Let me guess, you need more?
Grumpy ol' man here,
The kind of guitar matters about as much as what kind of space shuttle a guy gets.
Or what kind of telescope Stevie Wonder buys.
I am not mean just honest. Very, very, very few people can play.
They are mostly so horrible and tone deaf they don't even realize how badly they play.
They play with others who can't play, in front of their friends who are too kind to be honest.
>>126978398Yeah I need less, who the fuck even use all of these switches and knobs when at the end of the day all they do is making the sound brighter or duller
>>126978516What do you do?
>>126978527blow dudes behind the gas station
>>126978398it needs humbuckers and 3 more buttons for coil splitting each one
>>126973999Because you're likely aware of Yamaha's excellent quality across all price points, and you like this rather unorthodox finish.
If I tried out for the worst professional basketball team in the world, I would not get accepted. The coaches would give me an honest assessment of my skills.
If a guitar owner tried out for a professional band or perhaps a position at a studio as a session player he'd get an honest assessment of his skills but guitar players are nuts who refuse to honestly assess their skills or lack of skills.
Instead they live in their imagination and place themselves with others who can't play.
Its like a quadriplegic hanging out with other quadriplegics and reviewing running shoes.
>>126978592i know the theory behind running shoes, i dont need to actually run
Is learning piano eas(ier)y if I know guitar?
>>126978592what did the brazilian mean by this
>>126978648do you actually know guitar or can you just play a few songs and do a halfass solo
>>126978661playing a few songs is knowing guitar tho ya dingus.
>>126978648If you know how to play chords on a guitar then you already know how to play chords on a piano since it's the same principle (root + third from root + fifth from root) and on Piano it's even simpler since the only chord shape for a major triad is literally just a white key, skip, white key, skip, white key, or for a minor triad you just flatter the third from the root which might involve black keys but it's so simple a dog could do it
>>126978687if all you know is fingerings and shapes on the guitar then you have nothing to transfer to piano
Might I suggest that most hobby guitarists would really benefit investing in some private workshops with an actual professional player who could HONESTLY evaluate their skills and knowledge and actually teach them.
I am not talking some amateur teacher at Guitar Center. I mean a real session guy who does private workshops.
Folks would be amazed at what they could learn in a few REAL workshops given by a pro.
I am amazed when guys dont even know how to tell what key a song is in by ear or what the added note in an A13 would be etc. etc...
>>126978697>major chords are all white keys oh boy
>>126978723just never play out of C its fine
>>126978661Not really, I'm just wondering for the future.
What do you consider knowing guitar though?
Funny thing is that a chord is a chord, if you know the names of the notes and where they are at on your instrument, it doesn't matter what you're playing. Starting with guitar first will help a little bit for finger dexterity and synchronizing your hands but the best way to learn piano is play piano. Piano is a percussion instrument even though it has strings remember that.
https://voca.ro/1mC4YiRvm5gu
>>126978747anything music theory can transfer to any instrument. how to build chords, scales, keys, your ear.
>>126978719If it's only a hobby who the fuck cares, I'm already better than the vast majority of "hobby guitarists" because they only know how to play 5 cowboy chords
>>126978778its called CAGED sweety look it up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hm-M8GvgYws
I basedpogged
>>126978791CHICKEN JOCKEY
Btw, I am not selling workshops.
I am retired from the music biz.
I do teach for free at my local parks where anyone is invited.
I love to hear folks say, " why didn't someone show me this 20 years ago"
or " man! This is so simple, you explain this in a way I understand".
Most teachers are in no way qualified to teach.
They teach because they couldn't do a tour or session with ANYONE.
find an actual professional player who has paid his bills by playing and has good communication skills.
Not all professional players are good teachers. Some lack communication skills or the ability to organize concepts.
It is heartbreaking to see folks pi$$ off money on gear and then get a pat on the back by another guitar owner who can't play. It is a vicious cycle of utter failure.
>>126978795what boomer forums/facebook page did you copy this from
>>126978796sure if you like to play hockey with your guitars
>>126978795>old man hangs out at parks and teaches guitar for free
>>126978791that kid is fucking up all the fills
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/DNJPTlWV4dI
!This all comes from moving back to my hometown and trying to tolerate local hobby musicians who can't play.
And mind you, I am not a Stochelo Rosenberg or Lee Ritenour, just a mediocre, working, touring/session guy, not some triple scale studio ace. But I have made a livin' for 50+ years with a guitar.
. It is such a different world than working with professional touring artists.
The whole mentality is different.
The last thing a pro wants is to have band member's wives, family and day job co-workers at a job. ( Gig) yuck!
I am not used to having to rehearse.
I am use to guys who can just be flown in and can play the job with almost no rehearsal.
And it is odd to have to explain what the slope and Q knobs on a equalizer are for. Or how to position a backline.
If I wave 2 fingers to prompt these guys to a two minor, they are clueless.
It is just a whole different world.
And they buy ridiculous stuff they literally cant operate/play.
I have never drank while gigging. Bourbon has now become my favorite band-mate.
I never went to music school or did music in grade school.
i lerned gitar by playin a string rapped round a pole kids made funname fer it courst i killed em with that string mmhmm
>>126978922wow, the great depression must've been a terrible time for music lovers
How do I know if in a song, the picking of notes is done over a chord or just with your fingers moving freely?
I need a delay function with two footswitches that allow both an analog slapback and a digital delay to be utilized. I don't want separate delay pedals for power brick reasons. Anyone have a rec?
>>126978974back in my day i made a delay with a piece of string, a resistor and a 9v battery. You kids have it too easy
After the Gold Rush
https://vocaroo.com/1ijsLMNIRR5G
>>126979035How long does it take to reach this skill level?
>>126979042Couple years daily practice.
>>126978922ain't got no gas in it
>>126978966Same anon here.
So, what I gather is melody would be playing the individual notes you'd play in a song while harmony would be it's relationship to a chord?
My question is: can melody exist without harmony? I.E. playing notes without a corresponding chord? How common is this in songs?
>>"ba da sha la da da da na na na ba"
>>126978974Does the snapback have to be analog? If not, Boss DD-200
I've never heard a guitar make a 'na' sound. I think you're in the wrong thread, son.
https://voca.ro/15QjcrlSlNOc
>>126979396>>There's only 12 notes. 4 fingers. how hard could it be?>>proceeds to play the first octave of the chromatic scale
>>126979485do re mi fa so la ti do
Never heard a 'na'.
>>126979497how bout a WAHHH WAAAAAH
https://voca.ro/1k9DOegLIvsl
do tremolets really
https://youtu.be/ANM2YyKQQCg
https://voca.ro/1khHbTGRxhM1
>not opening your vocas
>not giving you yous
>>126979644thats okay anon-sama you go when you feel like it
>>126979644I've been interested in these
https://youtu.be/WSKxTBY7E80
>>126979711never heard of it
>>126979711>built to be heard>just a bunch of people talking about itwat
What's that Finnish guitarmaker who makes high end custom guitars in the style of Jacksons? Think like Jackson Rhoads or ESP Alexi Laiho models
>>126979742>>'built to be herd'BAAAAAAH
>>126979758ewe gotta be kiddin me
>>126979756>Finnish guitarmaker
A lot of the time I don't even learn songs, and instead come up with stupid little challenges for myself to do like seeing how fast I can change between strings with power chords, or switching from power chords to non-power chords, and I do those challenges repetitively for a while. Is this a bad idea?
>>126980036practice mixing in licks in between powerchords and to a metronome
>>126973941 (OP)https://voca.ro/1ldbDqNckOG4
I feel like the telecaster is becoming a 'zoomer with zero personality' guitar.
1 E & UH, 2 E & UH, 3 E & UH, 4 E & UH
>>126980036>I don't even learn songs, and instead come up with stupid little challenges for myself to doThis is the way I practice too. I've never been interested in learning covers unless I just liked the riff and wanted to figure it out for fun. I used to soundcheck with "Beat It" for example.
>>126977691At least our Gs stay in tune.
>>126980167When people ask for the blues and all they cab play is Stevie Ray Vaughan:
>>126977691I for one play gibson and i wear those same glasses and drink that same WHISKEY. I ALSO HAVE THAT SAME HAT
WTF
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>>126980036idk do you play anything other than powerchords?
>only every played downstrokes for 3 years
i'm retarded.
>>126977786It's so easy to hate people that are successful. I thought sucking every random dick was cool with your political leanings, yet here you are using it as a pejorative. At least the other side believes in their values.
Tonewood is real because Paul is building with superior products not the closest sapwood that has fallen on the ground.
>>126980522You're ready for chugga chugga.
>>126980548tonewood is real, it just doesn't matter as much as guitar companies would lead anyone to believe
>>126980465Cowboy chords and a couple of barre chord shapes
There was someone in here the other day saying they wish Gibson would bring back the marauder and today they released this.
>>126980642>$1,800Jesus, they're even pushing artificial scarcity with limited production to try and stop these things rotting on Guitar Center shelves.
>>126980642>$1800>just a Sonex 180 with v headstock>soft caseGibson hates their customers
explain it to me......justify the price difference
>>126980669Looks fucking repulsive, I'd try to sell it without even touching it
we're getting dangerously close to a new thread bois, who's gonna claim it?
>>126980669cool and exclusive vs epiphone logo swap
posting some throwbacks til the thread dies
>>126980677Is the schizo still here? I haven't seen him in a while
>>126980708i only just got back here after taking a few months off, what's he up to these days
having fun making these today, any suggestions?
i dont know how to make a new thread
>>126980783same senpai, we are absolutely doomed
>>126980790last /gg/ ever
>>126980783one of the zoomers will get it.
>>126979035great song anon
>>126979042im still trying an nowhere close
>>126977228Nah, I got almost $400 off my player 1. It had sat in a little store for years and didnโt have a smudge, ding or speck of dust on it. A lot of small rural stores have little to no traffic outside of lessons and the rare walk in, and get desperate to offload anything thatโs been there for more than a year.
>>126977691The vast majority of Gibson owners do just that, they own guitars, they donโt and canโt really play them. Theyโre ornamental, like an executive putting 3 miles to work each day in his Ferrari.
>>126977716Please stop saying wifey, I can only hold off on mocking you so many times. Also, werenโt those discontinued because Josh fucked up and designed it incorrectly?
>>126977782Post an address, nearby for your convenience. Iโll pay for the ticket to come and break your nose.
>>126977926Whatever you do, do not shave itโฆ
>>126978134With a cover? That seems even more wrong
>>126978189No. My demented friend collected smegma though, and shmeared it on a double bass that was a school instrument of another mutual friend of ours. God is not going to forget that one on his day of judgement.
>>126978579This but unironically. Iโm seriously tempted by the Player Marauder but being Chinese is a major turnoff and the ones that show up on reverb are usually pretty dinged up. If I do get one Iโd replace the neck pickup with a proper P90. I had a ZZ Ryder back in the day with 3 quadbuckers that could be split. Admittedly that was a bit way too much, but the triplebucker is a nice, unique feature.
>>126978856Cmon, post source, I must know. A 70 year old muh session/touring queeb? Spill it.