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Anonymous No.126985843 >>126985930 >>126985944 >>126985949 >>126987344
>random girl from random Island with no songwriting, vocal or performing experience gets songs written for her and becomes a global superstar
Literally how and why?
Anonymous No.126985890
I can think of thirteen reasons why and how. They're all inches.
Anonymous No.126985903
she eet da poo poo
Anonymous No.126985930 >>126987374
>>126985843 (OP)
Only her first and last albums are good, everything in between is completely lifeless slop shit out by Jay-Z's laundering machine.
Anonymous No.126985944 >>126987520
>>126985843 (OP)
Pretty women get everything handed to them
Anonymous No.126985949
>>126985843 (OP)
>What is radioslop?
Anonymous No.126987344
>>126985843 (OP)
Anonymous No.126987374
>>126985930
She actually had a bunch of catchy songs. Def sounds like the Beatles compared to garbage like chapelle roan
Anonymous No.126987418
>n 2003, Rihanna formed a musical trio with two of her classmates in Barbados.[27] Without a name or any material, the girl group auditioned with American record producer Evan Rogers, who commented, "The minute Rihanna walked into the room, it was like the other two girls didn't exist."[27]

You could've just done a 2 second search to find your answer.
Anonymous No.126987520 >>126987535
>>126985944
>pretty women
Lol
Anonymous No.126987535
>>126987520
Post a woman you consider more attractive than Rihanna
Anonymous No.126988135 >>126988264
how the hell does this woman who hasn't released any music in a decade have like a bajillion dollars?
Anonymous No.126988264 >>126988340
>>126988135
came out of her fashion line mostly. i don't think she was ever too serious about music and it was mainly a vehicle to fund other ventures.
Anonymous No.126988276
Rihanna and Nicole from the pussycat dolls were my first crushes as a wee lad. Especially rihanna with that bodypaint in Umbrella

perhaps thats why my jungle fever rears its head every couple of years...
Anonymous No.126988340
>>126988264
damn, i'm guessing a lot people wear her brand?