Thread 126995676

The real new edition

>>126995676 (OP)
We're in this one

Blasting

Artist: Darkthrone
Album: Panzerfaust
Song: Beholding The Throne of Might

>And destruction upon the holy man
>Who hails a jew

>>126995676 (OP)
most prevalent/important scenes by subgenre (updated):
heavy: uk (birmingham + london), usa, Germany, argentina
thrash: usa (san francisco + nyc), germany, brazil, canada
death: usa (florida + nyc), sweden (stockholm + gothenburg), uk, Finland, Canada, poland
black: norway, sweden, finland, france, usa (pacific northwest), greece, poland
doom: uk, usa (dc + lousiana + southwest), finland, sweden
power: germany, sweden, finland, japan, usa, italy, spain
metalcore: USA (Massachusetts, ohio, California), uk
progressive: usa, sweden, canada
symphonic/gothic: netherlands, finland, uk, italy, norway, japan)
folk: finland, germany, eastern europe, Ireland, switzerland

>>126995743
Citations needed.

Metal AOTYSF? I'm gonna say Chat Pile.

>>126995753
intuition is the strongest citation bro

>>126995710
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WS6y0c7sOdc

>>126995771
Metal is one of the few genres that can be rated objectively, so yeah... lol.

>>126995807
>the most complex genre can be rated objectively
post scoring rubric now

>>126995817
If you haven't already figured it out by now... lol.

>>126995847
if something is objective, then it is reproducible by anyone, anywhere, ceteris paribus

https://youtu.be/L1LYL76XLAA?si=UA45_MCRJMlYCWxA

Is this metal or no

>>126995861
Nerd emoji ahhh post

Ah yes, ceteris paribus... wonder what Ozzy's take on the matter would be

>>126995861
This is the only rubric I need poindexter

>>126995771
>intuition
that's what women rely on buddy. we're men, we need cold hard proof and logic.

big tiddy zoomer girls reacting to dad metal

>>126995710
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Sr2pVGTd7c

You now remember Noble Beast

>>126995985
Is Burzum dad metal at this point

New Paradise Lost is out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1-7nf87XjA

>>126995676 (OP)
Wow even 23 year old zoomers look bogged now. They can't wait till they're 30 to get face lifts lol

>>126996016
It's a tough call
the guy behind Burzum is a dad many times over, but his fans are permavirgin NEETs

>>126995988
not metal

>>126996028
Bit rude

>>126996057
Rolling

>>126995741
Varg Vikernes about the Early Norwegian Scene gathering in Helvete(direct quotation):

>Turns out that, pretty much everybody were so-called "racist", they were anti-immigration, they were pro-nationalist, we cultivated this

>>126996057
holy fucking grim...

>>126996069
She would be rude to me if I held the door for her

>>126996096
The doors are automatic, retard

Imagine getting a handjob from a strong independent woman who opens doors herself
All those germs on the handles?
Going right on your junk

Great music discussion

Embarrassing thread

>>126996161
People are waiting to see which new is the real thread before unveiling their musical thoughts

>>126996187
This thread should have been nuked
It was made after the other one and is off-topic

>>126996130
Yeah all doors are automatic. And I'm a retard for not being a completely stump dumb piece of shit like you. Just off yourself you retard >>126996130

QUESTION

How would you rate Ozzy as a vocalist /10

>>126996197
>It was made after the other one
why are you lying about this lol

>>126996242
>14:46:10
vs
>14:46:04

>>126996230
put the gun down, asshole, and then I'll tell you

>>126995710
First time in a long time

This random demo from some band in rural Georgia that never did anything else is peak garage black metal

Oh, thanks simp>>126995676 (OP)

>>126996320
>recorded in a garage
unkvlt

>>126996321
give ratthew a break, the only women he be with are jpgs

>>126996386
what about png gfs

>>126996320
that's my demo, i'm glad you enjoy it. and it's not rural georgia, it's a nice suburb of atlanta. rock on brother.

Upvoted!

I love metal now

Grand Belial's Key

>>126996320
>Georgia
The country or the state

>>126995895
Following reviews by people who are good at highlighting good metal trims the fat of the endless content trough. The alternatives are succumbing to crowds, algorithms, record labels, or taking up the Sisyphean task of sifting through everything yourself.
>>126995936
Thank you seethebrother for reminding me of this, now listening.

I will now let this thread rot.

>>126996386
jewish prosthetic golem

>>126996474
Joker ahhh vibes to this post

Like why are you replying to dead posts lmao what is this gimmick

>>126996491
Tranny-coded post

>>126996472
>The country
Are there any Georgian black metal bands? Besides Psychonaut?

>>126995676 (OP)
EEEUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH

>>126996507
Some people call me the Joker

>>126996507
Nah Heccy's not there yet. Although I could see him transition if his virgin streak continues to remain unbroken.

>>126996026
>Video Unavailable.

>>126996513
Either you're a pitfag, or you're attentive to detail, but yeah that's gross

Where's the music discussion

>>126996604
You're just mad the other thread failed

>>126996610
What other thread? This was the only real one.

Okay, seriously though. How based is Ozzy Osbourne?

Based, or ULTRA based?

I would say both personally... lol.

>genre is called black metal
>is arguably the whitest, most Nordic of metals
Who writes this shit?

>>126996783
guess the genre. i'm going to say some pretentious black atmoshit from america

>>126996729
It stands for BNWO

>>126996197
but this one was made by a janny

>>126995988
Za dom!

it's up

>>126996804
it's not an album, just a painting

>>126996729
What if someone made black metal with bluesy riffs

>>126996804
Not sure i can't find a download. The cover looks like something Black Metal Promotion will upload

>>126996057
he's cheating, though: he just knocked up an assburgess

>>126996950
>he just knocked up an assburgess

I just roke up

>>126995710
STEEL IS THE ANSWEEEER

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16VWH2qOirw

Finally some good music

>>126996320
Do you have a download for this? Can't find a proper copy anywhere.

>>126997125
Would you recommend this album as something you really like, or are you just trying it out yourself?

>>126997139
Not him but it's excellent.

>>126997041
Just in time to post in the thread you created

>>126997081
Are EPs really rare in metal or just overlooked I feel like I never hear about them compared to other genres

>>126996843
Oh yeah, this was kinda cool but I liked Suffering Hour a bit better.

>>126997187
overlooked, there's always a solid number of them among the new/upcoming releases on Metal Archives

idk metalheads are a LP & demo community

Why is that only europeans make good metal?

If you like Totale Vernichtung you mist listen to this. It borrows a lot from Totale Vernichtung in the guitar tone and scales without just being a ripoff. It’s fucking amazing. Antimessiah even did the vocals on the fifth track so they clearly worked together. And the Satyricon cover at the end is awesome

>>126997223
Boring post.

>>126997223
>only europeans make good metal
Demonstrably false. Canada is renowned for their war metal scene and US thrash absolutely mogs Euro thrash like no tomorrow.

>>126997246
>US thrash absolutely mogs Euro thrash
You say that as if it matters lol
All thrash metal is dogshit

>>126997214
Any good EPs in popular bands' discographies?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BM8qshfJFEI
Imagine Infester combined with Odium
That's what Darklord is

>>126997309
Bolzer - Aura

>>126997262
You lack testicles you fucking fag guy.

>>126997187
>I feel like I never hear about them
There's the issue.

>>126997246
Are those "Canadians" Asian? Are the "Americans" African?

I feel europeans are more into the EP thing?

>>126997338
taylor swift has big shoulders and hands
and that goes with his testicles, desu

>>126997363
No those Canadians & Americans are all racist white people.

>>126995710
HEIL TRVE CVLT ETERNAL SUMMER LIFE BLACK METAL

>>126997409
I wonder what this album would sound like

Mega based

>>126997430
It would probably sound like your mum getting fucked in the ass LMFAOOOOOO

>i am my fathers son
>i am no one
>i cannot love
>it's in my blood

>>126997439
Upvoted and golded this post!

>>126997439
Come on, man. You're making a mockery of the prestigious /metal/ thread.

>>126997471
You're a prestigious /metal/ thread, you fucking guy.

>>126997370
Erectile Penetration??

>>126997471
This isn't actually a /metal/ thread because the OP is off topic, doesn't link to the previous thread, and doesn't have the FAQ.

Might make a seperate thread for the more intellectual subgenres of metal/rock at this point. Worth a shot for those actually looking to discuss metal.

>>126997490
Yet here we are. How are your days going by the way my fellow metalfags?

>>126997490
Chud and fedorapilled

>>126997139
Highly recommend it. It's very aggressive Tampa style death metal made by Swedes. The riffs are brutal but with that slight Swedish penchant for melody coming through. The drum performance is outstanding. It's intricate and technical but never tasteless or showy. Perfect production too. Does Malevolent Creation made by guys named Bjorn and Anders sound like something you'd dig? If yes, then pop it on.

>>126997491
So true my brother Linus

>>126997309
off the top of my head
Mayhem - Deathcrush
Dismember - Pieces
Suffocation - Human Waste

>>126997491
>discuss metal
I only cuss metal out. Sorry about that.

>>126997497
I'm doing well but probably going to need to be starting up a seperate general for those looking to actually discuss music. Preferebly focused around the more intellectual styles of metal and rock music.

>>126997491
I wish this thread was more open to discussing noise rock but I get yelled at whenever I post blasting it :(

>>126997520
>rock
I wonder why

All metal is a subgenre of noise

>>126997522
you think I want to talk about it with the average /mu/tard though? It's adjacent to metal

>>126997531
Mutthew uses that excuse every time. Which is probably why you get yelled at.

>>126996068
Bastard

>>126997309
Vader - Sothis
Deeds of Flesh - Gradually Melted
Utumno - Across the Horizon
Suffocation - Despise the Sun
Liers In Wait - Spiritually Uncontrolled Art
Abhorrence - s/t
Kataklysm - Mystikal Gate of Reincarnation
Incantation - Forsaken Mourning of Angelic Anguish

>>126997500
Huh, I like both Florida DM and melodeath so that actually sounds really interesting. I'll have to give it a listen, thank you

>>126997309
all of mgla's. they went to shit with their first full album

>>126997490
please stop crying

Metal for those kind of poops that feel like your shitting out acid?

>>126997635
that's a sludge metal kind of feel, brother

>>126997657
Grief it is then

>>126997568
>trusting wikipedia

>>126997517
You're gonna be contributing to the continuing decline of our little club if you do that doe.

>>126997619
Hope you like it! It's not "melodeath" with a capital M, though. More death metal with a sense of melody. That kind of mournful melodic quality that the Stockholm and Finnish dudes liked to use from time to time. As opposed to the NWOBHM influenced Gothenburg stuff.

Normies are discovering Profanatica

>>126997697
>blue hair
Worse than a normalfag

>>126997568
retard

>>126997709
>won't trust Wikipedia
>thinks I should trust whatever the fuck that site is
Lol
Lmao even

>>126997681
Cool it with the anti-Semitic remarks.

>>126997697
i have a profanatica tattoo and i've never once had any desire to see him live

>>126997728
You'll get me to stop being anti semitic when my heart stops beating. >:)

>>126997737
>band tattoos
unfathomably retarded

>>126997757
I've got a Black Sabbath tattoo :)

>>126995710
I AM STEEVE (PBUH)

Suggestions for good chicken jockey metal?

>>126997726
retard

doesn't get heavier than this

Death and Cynic don't sound like other death metal bands, they have their own little micro genre. Even the early Death albums

>>126997854
Early Death (we're talking SBG here) doesn't sound like other death metal bands because SBG is death-thrash, like Sepultura's early output.

>>126997751
Same.

Reminder.

>>126995710
Early Mayhem best Mayhem.

>>126997854
>they have their own little micro genre
AIDS-infused

>>126997875
hell yes!

>>126996057
where are their eyes?

>>126996230
as the vocalist of Sabbath he is 10/10

Dio is a 7
Ian Gillan 9
Tony Martin 5

>>126997897
up your pooper

>>126997879
Chimera mogs

>>126997906
>Ian Gillan 9
BASED

>>126996462
Madison Beer's key (to my chastity cage)

>>126997915
he'd easily be the best fit for Sabbath if Ozzy never joined

okay fine. i admit Dave Mustaine wrote Load but i'll be DAMNED if i acknowledge he wrote ReLoad

The final redpill is that Dave Mustaine wrote all the riffs
All. The. Riffs.

>>126997980
he saved all his good ones for Metallica

>>126997986
kek

Dave Mustaine this... Dave Mustardstain that... yada yada...
How about some respect for Kerry Fucking King!

>>126997225
>A black metal duet
https://jumpshare.com/s/Yrag95DwRuktaYNIw549

>>126998004
I prefer the Führer.

>>126998004
HEIL

>>126998004
why is he wearing that? nigga grew up in los angeles lmao

>>126998045
HEIL HANNEMAN

>>126998028
cringe disney ahh song

>>126998047
Southern Pride World Wide.

>>126995710
B&B (Beers & Bathory) kinda night for me.

>>126998104
BASED AS FVKK

>>126998004
his eyes are intimidating

>>126997697
Just wait until she finds out about Snuff

>>126997860
I really do like the Death-Thrash mix, it's a lost art nowadays.

>>126995710
>svarte trooner
what did varg mean by this

What’s your opinion on Trhä? I think they’re the best “silly” black metal band around

>>126998253
maricon

Holy shit, why people sleep on this album?

>>126998236
Lol

>>126997799
>Croatian is purple
lol this faggot didn't know about croatia

>>126998286
Low IQ.

>>126998286
>muh norsecore
Gay nerds hate it

>>126998286
It filtered them. I admit it filtered me when I was younger, but I love it now. The riffing is is very death metal-ish which is why I think it filtered so many.

>>126997980
I already know Rust in Peace exists

>>126997309
Burzum - Aske

>>126998309
>nuit noire
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K55l_WWsUZk&list=RDK55l_WWsUZk&start_radio=1

>>126997309
"popular" used loosely, but this completely decimates almost everything
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWuxE4ZyjJQ&list=RDQWuxE4ZyjJQ&start_radio=1

>>126998336
Coolest lighter of all time.

>>126998144
He wants to fuck you.

>>126998309
Weakling deserves to be on the low IQ hipster black metal side, they were the original American hipster black metal band after all.

>>126998388
Retard

>>126998309
Gay

>>126998388
This. Weakling is gay faggot music.

>>126998286
it's a shittier pure holocaust

Reminder that this goofy autist is the best guitarist in death metal.

Is this the perfect atmospheric black metal album?

>>126998467
I'm also retarded btw but still the best guitarist in metal

>>126998481
yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYamix2o8fM

>>126998447
Still filtering.

>>126998470
metal for guys who sit down then they pee

>>126998447
Sounds nothing like Pure Holocaust

>>126998470
metal for guys who sit down when they pee

>>126998523
Being fat is metal

I'm gonna put a goddamned bullet in my FUCKING head, is there any metal for this feeling?

>>126998544
Sleep Token

>>126998544
no, metal is all about positivity and life-affirming behavior

>>126998544
1
2
3
4
I DON'T WANNA TO LIVE NO MORE

>>126995676 (OP)
who is even this?

>>126998588
It's yeji

>>126998588
Kardashian clone #83123452432

Warhammer fucking rules.

>>126998598
Nah Yeji is 1 of a kind

>>126998523
If you don't sit down to pee in your own house you're an uncouth slob

>>126998505
shit music filters me, what can i say

>>126998615
standing up is preferred for healthier and optimal flow

>tfw no matter how long I "shake the dew off the lily" there's always a little be a pee left once I pull up my underwear
I just end up wrapping a bit toilet paper around my cock now after I'm done

>>126998676
Ok but how is this related to metal?

Warmaster

>>126998687
We're /piss/ now, faggot.

>>126995710
its funny how much this completely owns most other florida death metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSEI7ZmXss8&list=RDpSEI7ZmXss8&start_radio=1

>>126998698
Like American beer, you mean?

>>126998712
Piss isn't a cold refreshing beverage

>>126998687
It's not.

>>126998712
>heh, american beer is all piss
>*proceeds to drink Heineken/Carlsberg/Grolsch*

>>126998712
>Like American beer, you mean?

>>126998780
I look like this and read this book

>>126998719
It is when you chill it right down and add a lime. Wait are we talking about piss or American beer?
>>126998773
Heineken fucking rules you tard.

>>126998780
What's wrong? You don't want a 9% dopplebock or a 15% tripple when it's 100 degrees out?

>>126998811
No but a session IPA would be divine right now, thanks!

>>126998802
>MY piss beer is better than your piss beer
Heineken is genuine trash. I'll take a bottom of the barrel Busch Light over that "premium" import anyday. I guess you just enjoy the taste of skunked piss.

>>126998825
This reaction image is epic, lol.

Only refreshing local domestic lagers are true metal, and to some extent ales. IPAs can sometimes be good too but above all FUCK DARK BEERS.

Varg is gay and has AIDS (this has been confirmed).

Honestly, while NSBM does reign supreme I'm gonna have to say that any metal is honorary NS.

>>126998852
Nothing wrong with lighter dark beers like bocks and black/dark lagers. Fuck stouts and porters tho. I don't want my beer to be that filling and taste like coffee and chocolate.
Especially fuck barrel aged shit. They all taste like wood mixed with whiskey/rum.

>>126998886
*Chuck.

damn wish I could still drink beer, I miss the taste desu

>>126998904
There's been an explosion of non-alcoholic beers over the past few years. Not a massive variety but there's non-alc IPA's and ales now. Hell, Guinness has one too.

metal?

>>126998928
Seriously? Gonna have to order some.

>>126998933
Beer is inherently metal, tourist.

>>126998941
talk riffs, not about your piss swill, faggot

>>126998939
The days of the Causthaler and O'Douls being your only non-alc options are over

Personally I've found that whiskey is the best for enhancing my metal experience.

I love beer so much bros

What is this thread even about anymore

>>126999004
It's not about lolcows or political shit at least

For me? it's wine

Drinking piss swill and blasting >>126998470 tbf

>>126999021
The only thing we ever talk about (Varg) is a lolcow THOUGH.

>>126999064
>The only thing we ever talk about (Chuck) is a lolcow THOUGH.
ftfy

>>126999098
>is
STILL ALIVE

>>126999107
He's alive in our hearts

>>126999116
He's alive in your ass you fucking fuck.

I am albino.

I am gay.

>>126995676 (OP)
It's about time.
I was getting sick, and tired of that old, fake edition.

>>126998544
trist

Is there ANYONE ITT who has a copy of picrel they can share??

>>127000012
yuh huh

>>126998544
Rage Against The Machine

>>127000495
kikecore

>>126995710
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CB6qhMsMsCE&list=PLQfEQixi55OW8fNI6onCvFCJg-oa_QRNA&index=3

>>127000495
rage against the non metal

>>127000781
Aww

WAIDS widen muwdewew Wawg dowen't apwowe?

>>127000795
wut

>>127000753
>>127000781
>>127000795
>>127000801
He's right doe.

The worst thing about any metal made in the past 20 years is the production. Death Magenetic, all the modern overkill albums/ anything out of nuclear blast records would sound so much better if the production sounded like something from the 80s

>>127000837
So true trans sister. So much potential, wasted, just like your foreskin.

>>126997697
Strange way to make more kids, but okay i guess.

I love speed metal. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSU9dxQaNSg

>>127000040
Another perfect score on your ESL quiz

actually likan it

>>127000837
True

Gorgoroth

>>126995710
>finally check it out after that one retard shilling it nonstop for ages a bit ago
>it sounds like the gayest fucking shit known to man
Should have known better I guess.

Trhä is one of those bands where you can glance at a release and already know to buy it.

>>127001010
maybe on planet retard in clown city on opposite day

>>127001019
Agreed, the esoteric nature of the artwork requires countless listens before deciding.

While you were studying the blade, I was studying autistic tendencies

>>127001010
Sadness yes. Trha no.

Wait, there's actually a band named Sadness?

Yep, I'm getting the gift cards out.

>>127001058
id ask for some but i have most of them anyway

Nobody actually says "yall" here, right?

Metal is mega based yall

>>127001071
I would ask for a link but I actually prefer to support the artists I listen to.

>>127001081
Unfathomably based, sir!

>>127001081
I know you dont listen to Sadness anyway.

>>127001087
Correct, I prefer Anger and Sleepy lol

Just won another debate

Get the feeling the rat will mysteriously stop posting in a sec as he desperately waits for 310

>>127001119
no way

Correct.

>>127001127
>>127001127
>>127001127
>>127001127
>>127001127

>>127001130
>>127001130
>>127001130
NEW

>>127001133
>>127001133
>>127001133

>>127001132
Too early

>>127001134
MATTHEW IN FUCKING TATTERS
LMAO

CBA to post the whole 20-21-22 Matthew lore.

Short story is that he killed /bleep/.

>>127001142
It was literally the 310th post :)

>>127001167
Yep, too early

>>127001145
Think you mean Marshall and I'm good lol.

>>126998983
legendary video

>>126998802
>5%
>beer
Kek
you're not a metalhead
just a punk faggot who listens to *core shit, lol

>>126998894
Chuck Schuldiner was a good fruit, for one (except on the sound of perseverance which is so gay it gave him cancer)
as opposed to core shit punk faggots who are gay too, but are bad fruits