Thread 127005003

Jamming with your friends edition
Previous >>126998778
SCALES:
www.all-guitar-chords.com/scales
GIT GUD with GUITAR:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gg1L-sBIxnY

Do you guys bring your pedals to jam sessions or leave them at home? I am going to jam tonight but I'm not sure if bringing the pedals is going overboard

You wake up to find all your guitars detuned and this guy sitting on your chest

Schizing out at the neet temple

>>127005036
I pet it and go back to sleep

This niggas jowls are hypnotic
https://www.threads.com/@darrellcraigharrisbass/post/DL8X8xVSHBd?xmt=AQF09iK4MaMUJPnbFRbWwDzcxW-oze8w856wR-AnprDndw

>>127005030
They can add alot to a jam whrn used right. If you have a clean board, or just 1-3, go for it. Nobody wants to be stepping over a tangled mess of pedals and cables

>>127005030
I only jammed with one friend, acoustic guitars in his kitchen. He killed himself in February.
RIP John.

>>127005174
Sorry to hear that anon. RIP John.

>>127005196
If it works, Oh Yeah!

>>127005174
F

>>127005183
>>127005226
Thnx, Anons.

>>127005196
The first D in DD stands for dinosaur

>>127005113
Matteo Mancuso tho

>>127005196
>AUD
Can't you just order one yourself used off of Yahoo.jp or Ishibashi for 1/5 the cost of that?

>>127005321
I can but they get me with the import charges.

Guitars end up being $300 more from Japan due to the fees

Let me guess, you need more than Traffic Light trio on your board?
(If you're Japanese you can swap the Phaser for a Chorus)

"They Had No Talent"

Marshall DSL100HR, EHX MIG-50, or Orange Crush Super 100? There’s also a used Fender Supersonic 100W combo for sale locally. What would /gg/ pick?

>>127005361
Damn. I've ordered 2 used guitars from Japan (to Leafland) and lucked out with one of them. The bros at the shop labelled it as gift.

>>127005501
Why not just get them off reverb? There are a ton of MIJ on there from North American sellers.

>>127005481
Supersonic has a great clean channel, but they're some of the most breakable fenders. I don't think the ramped up distortion channel really accomplishes what it was purported to. It's a lot more gain but just not to very great results.

I'd go with the mig unless you prefer the sounds of the others. I think the crush is overpriced for what it is. I think the dsl is a tone of amp that will only be alive when you're pushing volume.

>>127005562
Because Yahoo/Ishibashi or directly from a shop is a lot cheaper than Reverb. The North American sellers are flipping them for a profit, probably from the sites I mentioned.

>>127005437
Wtf is traffic light trio

>>127005695
Behold

gain-modulation-delay/reverb. these 3 pedals need to be on your pedal board

people say to me 'hey Darnell what kind of pick should I use?" and I say "well... that depends. what kind of music do play? and what kind of sound are you looking for? do you have a maple board?" there's lots of factors to consider before choosing the right pick

I noticed a ding on one of my fav guitars last night. That's the first (and worst) one. An era has ended. New horizons of not giving a shit lay ahead.
Post your battle scars.

>he needs a pedal
ngmi

Does your guitar need time to adjust to a truss rod adjustment? I can't lower the action and get rid of this fucking fret buzz at the same time

>>127005761
All I need is overdrive, delay, wah and maybe a volume pedal

>>127005827
After training in the mountains, I can use overdrive at will. Tone is in the flame of the soul.

>>127005829
Yes. 24 hours is a good idea. 36 hours if it's a full moon.

>>127005593
Okay, good to know about the SS, it was tempting but I’ve had reservations about buying any used tune amp DESU. The MIG definitely seems like the best bang for buck.

Can we talk about the proximity of the volume knob to the bridge on Strats, please?
It's way too close. No one on YouTube ever talks about this.

>>127005779
0.8 to 1.0 in blue collar standard for me

feelin clogged?

>>127005761
I don't even know what the red pedal is or does, and anyone who wants a phaser would probably get the phase 90 script model, AND when people think of a green pedal, I believe most would think of the Ibanez Tube Screamer. Nice aesthetic though.

where my warwick bros at

>>127005829
no. massage the neck back and forth gently if the truss rod is stuck. people who say shit like that are retarded. a truss rod adjustment should take effect in less than a few minutes

>>127005966
if i were to buy one it would be this one

>>127005972
The truss rod is an environmental factor on the neck, just like humidity and temperature. The wood doesn't respond immediately to environmental changes.

>>127005993
i have literally never seen an instrument that didn't respond immediately to a truss rod adjustment and i've worked on hundreds

>>127006010
Maybe that is a result of your preconceptions rather than the instruments. Have you measured an instrument 1/2/3/etc. days after an adjustment?

>>127005886
ok thx m8

>>127005972
It's not stuck, turns easily. It's a new guitar and my other one was fine out of the box so I've never really done this.
I don't know if the jumbo frets make a action naturally higher, but it doesn't feel right. Maybe I'm retarded.
It's a bolt on and I have a vague memory hearing that doing something to the screws back there can help something?

>MIA opinions
>MIM posts
>MIC playing

>>127006055
MIC?

>drummer friend is go for this afternoon
>possibly with my guitar friend next weekend
Finally good news

>>127006034
yes that is why you don't set them dead flat. typically relief is .005" and that is more than sufficient for daily temperature swings.

>>127006064
China

>>127006053
bolt on necks require shims sometimes. the factory doesn't always fit them right. if your saddles are at the lowest position and the action is still too high you need a neck shim

>>127006064
Korea

Telecaster
Simple as.

>>127006101
This scale is racist.

>>127006112
That might be something. Is this a symptom of that? My other bolt on doesn't have a gap here. Though it is 15 years old and messed up in other ways.

>>127006205
not really indicative of anything other than bad fitment. you can try tightening the neck screws but if this were a gap and it were to close, it would only make the action higher

>>127005196
That's a bit expensive for lofi era digital, didn't they go for ~100 just recently? Did someone drop a video or something? You can get a DD-200 for that much.

>>127006233
forgot to say there could already be a halfass shim in there causing this. would need to take the neck off and look

Fuck sweetwater

>>127006205
That looks like it was reattached while not under compression. Screws don't compress like bolts. You have to squeeze/compress the neck to the body while you reattach or you get gaps like this.

Worth the price?

>>127006340
the body holes don't have threads to prevent this. it's possible this is the case but unlikely

>>127006346
no

Anon with the thickest solidbody guitar wins.
Go.

I'm happy my demos were liked. GG always shit talks but I get love elsewhere

elbow>gaydiohead

>>127006346
Just buy one of the boss multis they have that in there

>>127006346
Bought this the day it came out. Played with it for a few days and haven't touched it since. Cool for making some noisy soundscapes but I can't for the life of me figure out how to make something "musical" with it.
Should probably dust it off and give it another try tonight.

>>127006346
je prefere ca

>>127006398
like the welfare office or the local black n mild proprietor

>>127006324
For real. I was about to buy an amp from them but it’s out of stock now. Mind you, this was a second option because my first choice has been and will be out of stock for months.

>>127006324
whoa

>>127006629
bro they're the largest music company in the world and they get new stock two times per month or however fast the manufacturer can send it. just talk to your rep, preorder it but ask them to call you before it ships if you want the option to cancel

>>127006398
Post hand
>>127006570
Based

I wasted my 20s jerking off when I could have been playing guitar. Now that I'm 30 I've playing for about 2 years and I can play decently complex stuff but I'm depressing over the fact I could have been a guitar god if I spent the last 10 years playing. My pathetic life choices are making me miserable.

>turn on youtube vide
>muh nashville
>turn off, hit never recommend again
Why are they all like this?

>>127006795
nigga im 24 and feel you, will now practise at least 30 mins a day

wastin/gg/ your lives

>>127006822
Do it bro. An hour a day even. Don't waste your youth on stupid shit like I did, make to most of it and make something out of yourself. You can't take time back and that shit only hits you when it's too late.

>>127006835
>tabs
got anything more advanced?

we're all gonna make it (if we practice). trust.

>know the fretboard
>understand the theory
>feel the theme
>obey the key
>watch the conductor
>follow the tempo
>feed off your experience
>channel the composer
>deconstruct the context
>read the notes
>complement the ensemble
>honour the composition

>>127005966
>where my warwick bros at
Working 8 jobs to be able to pay for one

>>127006521
I wanted to use it for dubby playing, since supposedly it's a faithful pedal version of >>127006558

how do you guys know which note corresponds to each fret? is it just practice?

>>127006938
Truefire

>>127006912
do they make you guys chant this at berklee

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooV0T_hTzSk
:(

>>127006961
had to thumbs down immediately so i don't get any recommendations related to reverb. spoiler that shit next time

>>127006951
Sorry you had to find out this way.

>>127006795
whining and being sad is another pathetic life choice

>>127006921
real tape is cool. you really hear this a lot on reggae drums, the classic snare echo. mine i don't typically run in front of my amp i use it as an fx send when i'm recording which includes drums and synths and things of that nature

not looking good, bros.

>>127006961
thanks juan

>>127006835
my low iq isn't just feelings though. It's testable and verifiable.

Advanced question:
What do you guys think about while you are playing?

>>127007182
nothing

>>127007182
My enemies, all the hateful people I know irl invade my head to distract me so I have to soldier on through the pressure

>>127007128
fingers crossed. but this is a familiar scenario

>>127007196
gross.
are you french/norman?

>>127007234
i am feeling. not thinking

>>127007227
based as fuck.

>>127007182
If the piece is not trivial yet, I try to concentrate on what I'm doing. Once I can do it with my eyes closed I'm free to think about what I normally do, which is every embarrassing or hurtful thing I've ever done in my entire life.

>>127007182
stacy's reaction when she hears my jimmy eat world cover. Also that hunk at guitar center that tried challenging me to a wrestling match. Good thing he only works part time.

>>127007251
like an insect or worm.

>>127007182
Going balls deep into Olivia's Rodrigo

>>127007310
an ear worm

>>127007182
i just be movin and groovin. seeing what happens

finally, the perfect EQ settings.

>>127007392
>dime the mids

>>127007392
tone is in the fingers. i plug straight into the amp

>>127007407
>miss the joke

but i'm not joking it sounds fucking killer. i've been overdriving any line level stuff i could find at a pawn shop for 25 dollars with ridiculously hot signal from the pepper DI.

>>127007426
what do you even need the amp or guitar for, just perform with your fucking fingers then hot shot

>>127006938
https://youtu.be/dMG7mRu6W4k

>>127007453
ok peep this
https://youtu.be/FIC9UC2oeR4

>>127006938
yeah it's just practice. i don't really consciously know anything about how my guitar works but when i'm in the thick of it my fingers know where to go.

>>127006205
If it has worked 15 years like that I wouldn't worry about it

>>127007022
I know it is. But being drunk off my ass I just want to vent a little. When you're pathetic, a little more patheticness doesn't really make a difference.

>>127007590
it all makes a difference nigger. you are constantly perpetuating your own disenfranchisement. everything you do matters.

>>127005003 (OP)
Bassoids want to pretend their guitarchads now?

>>127007696
actually you have it backwards

Happy clean you pistols while procrastinating every few minutes to play guitar Friday

>fag gun
>fag guitar
please don't post any more

>Great humbucking modes
>Tapped coils suck
>Middle pickup is flat-out amazing
Why did epiphone and seymour duncan do this?

>>127007816
Make me cunt.

>>127007182
your mother. mainly.

>Clean channel, gain to max
>Spring reverb: ON
Let me guess...... you need more?

>>127007600
I know.

>>127007601
I know. It is the most obvious thing to say. I'm fully aware of everything I do, whether it's bad or not, I'm not blind to my own bullshit and the mistakes I make. Picking myself up is just not as easy as I want to and I drink my ass off every day instead. Call me a faggot and whatnot, I don't care. I can't refute it regardless.

>>127008013
bro stop feeling sorry for yourself. laugh once in a while

>>127008117
the presets are memes
its nice if you like the white version though, its currently on sale at thomann for the same price as the black one
full sized otonex i mean

some new fireflies dropped

>>127008136
i mean this one

Guys, I picked up my acoustic guitar for the first time in years. I used to play a bit of bass guitar, it was my main instrument. My fingers fucking hurt trying to play the most simple chords, I tried for like two hours, I don't remember my bass guitar days (around 10 years ago actually) that well but I don't think they hurt this much. I'm just trying to play Hank Williams - "I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry" from a YouTube tutorial, seems like be three easy chords, but again my fingers fucking hurt lol I heard restringing your guitar helps? It's an old acoustic guitar, should I try to change the strings? Or should I try again tomorrow and the days after until my calluses become hard enough to play? Any other advice? Thanks.

>>127008199
drop the tuning down a whole step and see if it still hurts. also check your neck relief and make sure it isn't fucked

>>127008199

the strings get rough after sitting and it'll fuck your fingers up particularly on slides and feel awful. new strings will feel way better. steel strings really need to be restrung pretty often

>>127008065
I laugh. I have good moments. Playing through albums, watching good anime, I laugh my ass off. Sometimes though I just wanna bitch a little to some strangers online yknow?

>>127008241
ok but don't get too mopey. i have a friend with asperger's and he's a constant downer

>>127008117
shiny and chrome

>>127008013
You’re a faggot

>>127008013
Here’s an idea: stop drinking. Or if you’re gonna drink, stop whining

>>127006795
On the bright side, now you're really good at masturbating.

people want me to play bass because i'm good at it but my heart has always been for guitar. i've still been practicing guitar for the last 4 years but im gonna do it. im gonna buy that gibson les paul and not look back

>>127008117
>>127008289
>shiny and chrome

>>127007696
This was the best selling bass a while back. Everyone wants to have one.

>>127008490
someone respond to me with words of encouragement please

Why do we let all these Irish have all the Youtube guitar channels?

>>127008493
Djent players on their 9th string, finally realizing they wanted to play bass this whole time is the funniest thing ever

people say to me, Highway Hank, what's a good axe to play? I say to them, well, that depends... are you good with God? Spend less time worrying about your gear and more time worrying about getting to Heaven. I know... I died on the operating table and went to Hell for 10 minutes because I used to be gay

Am I the only one who doesn't really care about shredding or boomer bends?

>>127008694
there's a registry of people like you somewhere

>>127008694
you'll never be jim croce

>>127005929
if you feel that strongly about it just remove it and have it rewired to use only 1 volume knob and 1 tone control

most everyone has moved on to superstrats and dont want to hear your strat problems

>>127008894
>most everyone
Except Fender and their flock of boomers

>>127008694
lots of people can't play guitar

gonna build the stewmac mini tweed and klon kit. any other cool useful kits you guys know of?

>>127008694
look, if you want to bang dudes, just download grindr. there is no need to use the thread as /soc/

>>127005964
Red is band pass/reject filter

Biggest redflag of a dogshit "guitarist"

He "plays" Fender or Gibson

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ud0KTJbCT60

They just got that twang *boomer bends and shits himself*

Gentle Reminder: if you play anything besides single coils you don't belong in this thread

>>127008490
>>127008614
Name every single note , thought so.

>>127009219
13h15
and 12^1 are the two big ones

>>127009252
Most guitarist just think chords are a letter with a tiny number, they can't visualize a scale on the most brain-dead instrument known to man

>>127007696
Hope they make a hardtail version, I really like the idea of a bass with a (longer) guitar neck.

>denies you your hobby
what do /gg/?

>>127009362
From a theory standpoint the guitar is actually unnecessarily complicated. Theory was designed for the harpsichord/piano keyboard and is linear with that layout in mind..
The guitar takes that, multiples it by six and separates those by 4ths, then asks new players why they don't want to learn theory.

>>127008594
Petty is underrated. He wrote more hit songs than any of his fellow Traveling Wilbury’s, Mike Campbell and Tom were absolute toan WIZARDS.

>>127009402
>then asks new players why they don't want to learn theory
yeah that guy is just going to yell at you. he's just waiting to ragebait he does it every day

>>127009422
I regret not seeing him before he died. Petty is my #2 favorite song writer behind Neil Young. You're write about the Heartbreakers, Tom was an amazing songwriter but he had the best backup band around. Same with Crazy Horse, the E Street Band, The Silver Bullet Band...all of those session guys that came together under the banner of great songwriters, you don't see them featured so prominently anymore.

>>127009402
you can literally use shapes on string instruments lol. it's not that hard

>>127009402
>literally playing triads with power chords
>UUUUUUUUUHHHHHHH THIS IS LE HARD OK?!?!?!

fooking 'el

>>127009465
based taste haver

>>127009422
Petty is anything but underrated.

*boomer bends*
*shits his pants*
that's a nice gibson ain't it

>>127009473
no you cant

>>127009402
>guitar is unnecessarily complicated
You're legitimately retarded, I'm not exaggerating and I'm not being mean, you have mental retardation. 70 IQ dumb fucks figure this shit out no problem.

>>127009641
ok dude stay in the dark

You guys ever run into this shit?
>Yeah I know that song just learned it
>play it then
>they play the chorus/main riff only half ass and thats it
You do not know the song if you cannot play it nearly flawlessly in its entirety. This kid I was teaching said he learned Holy Wars Punishment Due and it was his 2nd week playing, I ask him to show me and he barely even plays the first 4 notes.

>>127009702
i only learn songs for technique. i cant devote my brain to remember a song in its entirety

*shits and pisses his pants*
now that's a good ass fender

>lathers up in Bengay
>puts on a fresh Depends
>I'm ready to rock

How do I catch a guitar sugar daddy?

>>127009702
Yeah
And people laugh and say Smoke on the Water is easy
It's not
Learn it entirely, including the solo, it's intermediate at least

>>127009778
>Smoke on the Water is easy
>It's not
picture of white girls looking at the camera with eek facial expression

I played guitar on this
https://voca.ro/1mOWPGcfNw8U

Oh no I lost my callouses

do you still have your callousness?

>>127007820
>TeleStratPaul
ISHYGDDT

>>127009385
Fuck m8, hope it's nothing too serious and something you can easily be treated/cured from.
There's crazy immunotherapy treatments out now.

>*shitty CIA-funded MK Ultra circus music starts playing*
>I WISH I COULD SWIM LIKE A DOLPHIN CAN SWIM
>*shitty boomer bending*
>I WILL BE KING
>AND YOU
>YOU WILL BE QUEEN
>*shitty ten minute 1 note bending solo*
>FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
>*song ends*
wow, truly the GOAT band. Thank you Boomers for your truly groundbreaking music

>>127009465
I saw him in 09 or 10 and was blown away by how good they sounded for their age, the vocals while strained at points were better than most artists that age. Lots of improvision and extending songs but in the best way possible. Seeing them live is what drove home how many hits they have, it was a two and half hour show and 75% of the songs were Billboard hits.

I like playing guitar but I'm 20, way too old to make good music a lot of people will listen to.

>>127010162
never too late to learn the bass

>>127010162
you probably won't make good music ever in your life but age has nothing to do with it

>>127010193
NTA but everything has been done already anyway

>>127010197

maybe everything you can think of

Stop practicing guitar right now and watch this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uA8gACt3Gag

and don't pick up the guitar again until you do

happy friday /gg/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ofevd9S2-2E

>>127010225
no, I never practice anyway, I don't need lessons, I have god given talent

>>127010255
Good luck figuring out how to use the controls on your guitar then. (You won't)

>>127010274
I guarantee I know how my guitar works better than all of those boomers.

>>127010274
what controls lol my guitar has 3 knobs and a switch a baby could master it

If you play single coils, you should try vintage spec strings if you haven't. I forgot how good these sound on a Strat. Instant Dick Dale tones.

Fresh coat of strings on the Strat
Finally got all the bits of plastic from underneath the screws the tech left behind when he installed my loaded pickguard
Polished up, life is good
God I love these pups

>>127009465
Butch Walker kind of.

>>127010301
Yeah I bet your version of mastering it means you just leave the volume and tone on 10 all the time lol

>>127010255
we know Yngwee we know, anyways heres your diapers

Bro thinks his boomer bends vibe on tone 8

Stop feeding the troll guys, he's here every few days and doesn't even play.

>>127010375
He bumps the thread so IDC, /gg/ is the last general stopping the K-shit from taking over the entire board

>>127010381
>He bumps the thread so IDC
fair enough

>>127010375
whos the troll?
are you one of those weak willed people who calls anyone who disagrees with you a troll?
lmao

>Stop trolling i've been practicing for 20 years
*boomer bends*
*plays chords*
wow incredible, thanks for not being dead

>>127010414
it hits better if you could actually do the boomer bend instead of me imagining it.

D string finally snapped which means I finally have an excuse to replace the nut on my old beater guitar.
Do pre-slotted graphtechs still need to be filed? cheapo amazon files have shitass reviews and nice files are like 90 or 150$

>>127010369
Fuck you

>>127010225
Scott Grove disagrees, Scott Grove says to never touch the tone knobs or volume control on your guitar. Scott Grove says if you need to volume swell you should get a volume pedal, because the volume on your guitar also affects its tone not just the loudness.

>>127010423
All nuts seem to need a touchup.

>Volume is Tone
I still don't know what he meant by this.

>>127010455
>the volume on your guitar also affects its to
Thats...precisely why you use your volume and tone on the fly...to fit into the mix of your band.
Thinking that volume is just for swells is the checkers version of the chessgame that is the live mix.

>>127010474
Why would I need to change it on the fly? Theres a footswitch for that too, You EQ the amp not the guitar, your amp AMPLIFIES the signal, so if you send it a cucked signal to start you're just working against yourself, your amp is capable of eeking out any tone with your volume and tones at 10

>>127010474
>The mix!!! The mix!!

>>127010493
NTA but no one wants to see you to futz around with an amp, let alone pedal knobs.

>>127010493
That's not all that volume and tone does genius. Back off treble to fit into your mix during verse and chorus, bump out of the midrange to break out. Adding volume adds gain and dirt for intensifying your playing beyond just what you can do with attack modification.
>>127010509
Sorry you can't fathom the idea of being with other physical human beings anon. Maybe music isn't for you and you should stick to vidya.

You can clearly hear how shitty the tone gets when you lower the volume.
I played the same thing at full blast to start and lower the volume as I go, I adjusted the levels so they are roughly equal again and you can hear the drastic tone change for yourself.
Don't mind the hiss thats just from me boosting the signal after the fact so you can hear it.
Recorded direct input
https://voca.ro/1cwsnVnykUyf

>>127010518
>Doesn't understand dynamics, thinks it's just volume
I hate this general, why am I here, you're all so, so bad at this.

>>127010516
The guitar is an instrument that occupies a wide frequency range. It's the job of the other band members to figure out how to fit their sound in

>>127010527
I like how you just always say that and never provide any evidence ever, you're even more retarded than the guy who thinks guitar is complicated. You don't even know what you're arguing.

>>127010532
It occupies a wide frequency range for flexibility in a band setting, so ONE FUCKING INSTRUMENT doesn't ask the entire REST OF THE BAND to cater to them
You've never played with another musician in your life, please kill yourself.

Now try vintage strings like I told you. It'll throw your little tone knob system for a loop.
Strats weren't meant to be as bright as they are now. Not the same kind of brightness at least.
Jazzmasters too. Obviously it was targetting jazz guys at first. I think they even shipped with flatwounds.

Just keep the knobs on your guitar at 10. Let your amp amplify the full signal coming from your guitar and then shape from there. Don't send a cucked signal to your amp, not cool, wont sound good.

>>127010542
>You don't even know what you're arguing.
Weird how I provide detailed explanations about the mix and tonality and input gain and dynamics while you sperg out.

>>127010562
Not in this comment chain sweetheart, try having better reading comprehension, you obviously can't read very well so why should we believe anything you have to say? I have a vocaroo for you to listen to with your own ears and you can even do the experiment yourself and see that I am factually 100% objectively correct and you're just spouting some bullshit about something else that is besides the point, again, you don't even know what you're arguing, but please, go off its funny to watch you be so wrong and confident about it.

>>127010561
Get better electronics (i.e. treble bleed).

>>127010588
My guy the bass is clearly getting bled as well. This has nothing to do with getting better electronics and everything to do with the circuit and pots themselves. The volume on your guitar is also a tone knob.

>>127010610
Fuck you faggot its symbiotic.

*boomer bends furiously*

>>127010636
What other is there even? It's either boomer bending or be a faggot or an Indian. That's not an option at all. It's just default nature to boomer bend.

What's the most efficient way to practice if I want to make music

>>127010636
sovl

Running an unfunny joke into the ground until it’s just annoying. Classic /gg/

>>127010656
Learn a shit ton of songs from bands within the genre you want to write in

>>127010676
joke?

>>127010676
>faggot gets mogged by Chief Boomer Bender in his own song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JNmz17gnMw

>>127006795
I spent my teens and twenties autistically practicing 6+ hours a day
Now I shred hard af and tour and get sweaty guitar nerd bros calling me a god all the time
But I'm still an autistic kissless virgin
I'd take a real life over this

>>127010656
Learning how to play guitar isn't a great way to learn how to make music. Piano is easier for learning music, singing is the easiest.

Actually, Tim reminds me of Squarepusher. It's impressive.
But it doesn't rock. It's gay as fuck, despite being impressive. And a bit niggerish desu. Clickety clack.

stop adding extra fucking notes god damn

>shieet muh baby mama said i cant play in da crib no mo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUNTlo4kmso

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zwisWaiVzQ

Do you hear it? Thing is, this is drum n bass. Not what you want out of guitars.

>teleports behind you
>heh nothin personell kid
>boomer bends you in half

>>127010550
You sound like a reject who just plays covers. Maybe spend some time learning about music before you post

>>127010765
New Korn lyrics? Nice.

>>127010755
Like, the plot of a thousand anime.

>>127010755
>boomer folds a zoomer in half to explain a wormhole

My main influences are Mr. Bungle, Captain Beefheart and Anal Cunt.

>>127007392
God im glad I got rid of all my rackmount shit

>>127007453
https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=S1WKYmx4i1Q

>>127010822
Achieves that /gg/ tone with nothing but his hands. BTFO

>>127010792
DIO DA

>>127008143
literally who?

>>127008614
You can literally do whatever you want and that includes not giving a shit what other people think

>>127010581
>go off its funny to watch you be so wrong and confident about it.
Obvious ragebait.
Every now and again I have to step back and remind myself that this is a shitposting platform and none of you are here to learn.
Carry on, I have no dog in the fight of your maturity as a musician.

>>127010755
>that was my after image
>you're too slow
>the future is now old man
>dubstep harmonic woke tapping solo till you shit your diaper

>>127010852
Did you really just say the same thing I said just dumber? Congratulations thats the smartest thing you've said so far!

How close are you comfortable playing with another musician on stage? Close enough to kiss? Closer?

been trying to learn the solo from Queen's "Don't Stop Me Now" but I can't even get the first bend to sound right
give up and try again in a few months?

I recently got a guitar after wanting one for decades, is 34 too late to learn how to play something like this? I have no musical background at all and I can't even play a note yet it all just kinda buzzes out.
https://youtu.be/Ddn4MGaS3N4?si=9dVtbMW-MxNwKPK7

>>127010915
>too late to learn how to play something like this
it's never too late
if you're in a retirement home I suppose
even then...

>>127010915
I couldn't do it even after decades of playing. Never even thought of shit like this until the internet. Love listening to these guys though.
Mike Dawes may as well be the Guthrie Govan of acoustic guitar atm.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eu4qPRT4USY

>>127010915
>is 34 too late to learn how to play
Not at all. Just remember playing a real instrument is learning a new muscle-motor system, like learning to walk, or write, or a sport. It takes real-world time. But as long as you don't demand "just press play" results and you put in the time you'll learn.

Advice: practice playing anything that you like to hear (not just songs, any pleasing tones at all). The more you make practice fun the more you'll play, and the more you play the better you'll get. And if you're having fun all the time anyway, it won't matter on any given day how "good" you are.

Good luck and have fun.

>>127010915
About half a day. Just ask someone who knows how to play to tune your guitar to "open tuning" and then slap the guitar in different places on the frets with dots.

>>127010852
just ignore the retards some of us do want the help. its a troll who never actually confronts any details anyone gives so stop being defensive

>>127010979
It sure as hell isn't that easy.
But I suppose approaching your guitar as a percussive instrument opens up a whole new can of worms. That's the thing I never thought about. Open Tunings was the easier part. Loopers also kind of sucked back in the day.

>>127010991
It sure as hell is. Did you even watch the video?

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>>127010960
Cool I'll keep at it then.

>>127010945
Look at the claws on that guy! He can probably palm a basketball!

>>127010979
I don't know what tune my guitar is.

>>127010988
You're right he doesn't. He either doesn't read other people responses and brays like an idiot, or he doesn't comprehend others responses and brays like an idiot. But he never addresses anything I say directly. In fact he seems to go out of his way to be as wrong as possible knowing I'll get mad that he's spreading bullshit. Any way you slice it he's an idiot.

>>127011023
Yeah fuck that guy! I heard he sucks his own dick!

>>127011004
I'm not talking about just that song, but the direction. I suppose that would be beginner stuff once anon gets the basics down. But I posted Mike Dawes after him. That's who I'm talking about. Or just Tommy Emmanuel's stuff or Doyle Dykes. These are fucking Masters by every definition of the word.

>>127011023
>seems to go out of his way to be as wrong as possible knowing I'll get mad that he's spreading bullshit
and something tells me you fall for it every time hombre
ignore it and help those who want help

>>127011023
Wanna try that in english cheif?

What’s the deal with volume knobs?
It’s never just up or down
it’s a full-time job trying to find the perfect click.
You turn it a little, it’s whisper quiet.
You nudge it again...BOOM! Now you're front row at a Metallica concert!
And what's with the numbers? Zero to ten?
No one knows what they mean.
“Put it at 3.” Okay… but what kind of 3 are we talkin’?
TV 3? Guitar amp 3?
3 can be bedtime quiet or "call the neighbors" loud!

see dude? look how hard he's trying to get your attention now that you're ignoring him. he needs the attention of his betters or he has no reason to be here

>>127011090
Heh you're not wrong about the numbers. Pot tolerances and a billion other variables make them absolutely useless.

I get Cuties of the Day recs all day.. but Youtube keeps pushing this weird fat guy on me. Just this one. Is he like the only good weird fat guy? He's pretty good desu.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a51CXCRuZd0

>>127011111
Unfortunately, ya hate to see it.

Zoomer cutie learns the ultimate boomer bending song.. unlike her male counterparts.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dk_t7AG9HNs

>>127011149
tim henson is cuter

HE'LL YEAH BRUDDA
https://youtu.be/YYgBNknpdD4?si=Zdu578GyzsD-7UxJ

>>127010709
Doo doo ca ca. It’s both an onomatopoeia for what Polyphia sounds like and an adjective. Timmy has reached a level of onions that was previously thought impossible

uh oh

>>127011126
Imagine the smell

would

>>127011162
I can't tell if she's even legal.
Same with this one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XARxEQ4Y8CI

Next thread a Firebird thread.

how do i into shoegaze? what pedals/fx am i needing?

>>127011223
at least 3

>>127011204
He literally looks like he's wearing diapers. Guy dgaf.

guitar sounds so good when you don't have a bitch in your ear telling you how bad it is

>>127011223
EHX Memory Boy

I'm finally getting sober!

just got high and had sex with my gf. what did i miss

>>127011274
it can be done. I'm at where I don't constantly miss being high and I'm not completely anhedonic. I still have another 45 days til the dopamine centers are fully reset

>>127011298
yeah im a little scared ill get weed tomorrow but im gonna keep making hip hop tracks and hope for the best

>>127010715
While this may be true it is possible to learn how to make music on guitar.
I've thought about learning piano but I actually enjoy playing guitar

>>127011315
yes just listen to jim croce live

New mix
https://voca.ro/17ZjmwziQPTs

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