is /mu/ ready for indian boy bands?

>>127007405 (OP)
Imagine the bullying they will get

>>127007488
bet

>>127007405 (OP)
imagine the smell

>>127007405 (OP)
The Backstreet Saars

>>127007405 (OP)
They still can’t find a man that’s good looking, yeah this is dead on arrival

>>127007628
>The Backstreetshitters was right there.
Objective measurable decline in poster quality.

>>127007405 (OP)
>new shits on the block

>>127007628
the street shitter boys

>>127007718
It's obviously Poo Kids On The Block

Boys Poo Men HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

I’m sure they already have their own domestic boy bands. India actually produces a fuckton of media but it never ever spreads beyond its borders. It’s remarkable how little cultural influence India has made on the rest of the world despite being a huge country and having a large movie and music scene. China is similar but I’ve noticed it has a certain “cool” factor among gen z, plus everyone loves Chinese food.

Designated shitting stage

NSTYNK

>>127007822

big time rape

STINKIN PARK

Red Hot Chili Poopers

UPoo

>>127007405 (OP)
lmfao look at these goobers

IBS

Poo Fighters

>>127007405 (OP)
Pest Life

>>127007405 (OP)
Jee TS

The Basterd Beach Boys

Pradeep Purple

>>127007405 (OP)
Poo

Chicken 65>>127007927

Jeetwood Mac

>>127007405 (OP)
98 Pajeets

Cows N' Corpses

Reddothead

hansaar

Beastiality Boys

My Chemical Toilet

David Bowel

POO TANG CLAN

>>127007405 (OP)
The Beatles

>>127007405 (OP)
Bay Shitty Rollers

Manic Street Shitters

5 seconds of shitting

POO-NE1

>>127007792
I thought the common "Chinese food" was American

Imagine Bathrooms

the pajeet boys

sTool

Bobbing Heads

Redeem Theater

I-rape Maiden

No Flinch Rails

Curry Pistols

Jeet Priest

Rape Against The Latrine

>>127007792
Indian food used to be popular a couple of years ago but i think a lot of people have realized how unhealthy Indian food is, and how unhygienic some of the cooking practices are, In that gap i think mexican food has risen as the go-to exotic and spicy choice.

Cow Sphincter Dung Lunch

>>127007405 (OP)
The Shitstreet Boys
N' Stink

Big Train Crush

Needvegana

Stink Floyd

Little Jeet

>>127007405 (OP)
They will unironically call themselves Boyfriend.

>>127007405 (OP)
Wtf is that twikipedia in the upper left?

I hope AI kills the music industry

The 'Nure

System of a Brown

bobs n' vagene

>>127008571
As an American, Mexican food never ever lost its dominance here. Are you by chance Canadian or British

>>127007695
at least you're smart.

The Loo

Loo Fighters
Loo Reed
Loo Kids on the Plop

Raj Against the Machine

Wipe O Negative
Flush No More
Poopoo Roach
Medalitca

staind

Biohazard

Scam Against the Machine

hindustank

Brown Day

>>127008708
lol

The Whiffs

Stink Floyd

>>127007405 (OP)
would've had better luck with a girl-group first then try a boy band later on if the first was successful. Male pop stars are not doing well right now so it's already going to be tough.

>>127012545
That and bands aren't as hip as solo artists at the moment.

Twisted Shitter

The shartful dead

>>127012545
>>127012590
That and everyone fucking hates Indians.

>>127012590
well because solo artists are so common, I don't think it's a bad idea to try a group to try and mix things up.

The Needful Dead

>>127008103
Kek

>>127007405 (OP)
Sikh & Destroy

Big Sarr

>>127007405 (OP)
Alice Pooper.

>>127013173
Best one yet. You win the internet today good saar.

>>127012637
except white women

>>127013205
its ok ranjeet, you did your best

Death Train for Poopie

>>127007405 (OP)
The Jettharama Airplane.

The Paki Shop Boys

SMELLY FURTADO

My Bloody Basterd Bitch

>>127008571
Indian food is not gonna be unhygenic if you cook it at home. The reason Indian street food is unhygenic is because they don't give a fuck. You making a lentil dhal or a samosa at home isn't gonna give you the shits, not washing your hands while cooking in unwashed kitchenware will.

>>127007792
There was a push for that in the 2000s. Slumdog Millionaire, Life of Pi, etc. More Indian actors were showing up in American media and the was a lot of talk about Bollywood.

Then social media came around and demystified India for the west. Once people found out about the street-shitting and gang rape it was all but over, and now that we're learning what it's like to actually live with them it'll never happen again.

>>127014772
I fucked your sister and mother with my big bharat tech bilionare cock timmy

Fuck off, we're full

greta van feces

Stool and the Ganges.

Raj Against the Toilet

Kolkata Shitwater Revival

>>127007405 (OP)
AC-Feces

>>127008562
Rape Against the Vagene

Groper

>>127007405 (OP)
cant be worse than the koreans

Runs-DMC
Public Excrement
N.W.A. ('Ndians With Aromas)
Poo-Stank Clan
OutHouse
The Rapes
Wee Dicks Mafia
Bonepress Mil.
G-Dhalit
Bod Sewer
I₹APE Mob
Give Auntwood

muddy waters

Streetshit and The Pajeets

>>127020213
What band is this supposed to be?

>>127020226
Siouxsie and The Banshees

garbage thread
please kill yourselves

>>127020277
>t. patel

>>127007628
The designated street boys

>>127009135
Not that anon, but Indian food has been a staple here for decades. I'm not really sure what that anon's talking about.

Henry Cow Rape
Saars of the Lid
Animal Collective

The Rolling Trains
Smashing Toilets
The Replacements
Bobbing Heads
The Brown Stripes

>>127018096
>N.W.A. ('Ndians With Aromas)
Kek'd

designated shitting thread

Kings of Migration

Pearl Scam
Collective Smell
Hatedbreed

>>127020277
both good band names

Splashing Blumpkins

>>127007405 (OP)
sir do not redeem the harmonies

Shit Machine
Rajesh and The North
The Incredible Saar Band
Tangerine Redeem
Van der Saar Generator
Pajeet Vuh
Bengali Sabbath
>>127021286
>Henry Cow Rape
My sides are in orbits

I thought op wrote indie boy bands. lol

>>127007405 (OP)
The most hilarious thing is that those are supposed to be "hot" guys by indian standards and yet they still look like objective 4/10 by any other race's standard.

>>127013205
ESPECIALLY white women. Facebook turned them against indian men harder than anybody.

>>127017374
best one yet

>>127017537

>>127025961
>Tangerine Redeem

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

>>127017374
I think "Raj Against the Train" works better. It fits the band-name-parody theme and accurately describes their entire culture in four words.

>>127007405 (OP)
Greta Van Jeet

>>127007405 (OP)
actually some Indian tech-support lyrics could be hilarious

>if our application is crashing
>it must be the netwooo-hoo-hork
>or the firewall
>but not our shitty cooo-ho-hode

>>127008871
>>127008304
>>127008113
>>127008159
best ones so far

best I could come up with was
4 Naan Blondes

Poojastank

Browns on Train - Dump Around

Deathsmell Omega

Brahminorcry

Stalk stalk

Cow Shit Hairdressed

>>127018096
>OutHouse
Ah yes, I love their album Stankonia

NCEST

>>127027623
4 Naan? that's insane

Big Time Flush

UBERworld

Toilet Jam

Yo Me Suelto

Stoolvvaste

Hordes of Canada

Symptom of a Brown - Toxicity

>>127007822
>>127007952
>>127008096
>>127008159

>>127007405 (OP)
Man if I were Indian and read these sort of threads I'd never say my nationality ever
Kinda feel bad for their nerds

>>127030116
Most of them don't really care and the ones that actually are bothered by it are the same faggots that watch Andrew Tate and worship Elon who deserve far worse than these threads.

>>127007927
my fave. very good

Poo-ey Lewis and the Sars

>>127030116
Tell me you've never met an Indian without telling me you had ever met one. This thread is a friendly laugh compared to what they truly deserve. The fact that we have spend so much of our time and a tad of our creativity for this thread should be regarded as a diplomatic effort.
Also
>Etron Fou Lelouraj

hopefully they will collab with avril latrine

>>127008571
how is indian food unhealthy?
Im not asking about the street stalls being bad, but the food itself

>>127032374
>eat small plate of curry
>BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP for five hours on the toilet
>how is indian food unhealthy?

>>127032400
Did you miss the second fucking sentence? I'm not asking about how the street stalls are unhygenic, Im asking why is the food unhealthy.

>>127007405 (OP)
Girl you better not redeem that card

>>127007792
india had a brief cross over moment when the beatles were all into them. there was a fascination with sitars in psych music for a bit and then vague indian mysticism like chakras, energy, aura etc and yoga were/are popular with women. some grifters like deepak chopra and the guy who ran a cult in oregon took advantage of that

Smell & Sebastian

>>127032801
Indian music is cool, but cults are undesirable

>>127032447
Not him but while I don't think the food is unhealthy per-se, having it as your main diet is a pretty stupid idea due to the low protein content and little to no meat (important not only for protein, but for other nutrients such as creatine). Even worse if you're giving it to your kids who haven't finished developing yet.

If you cook it at home and only eat it occasionally (or supplement it with meat), it's not that bad.

>>127032915
dahl, beans and milk have a lot of protein

>>127007405 (OP)
Rape against the Vagene

PiL (Poo in Loo)

>>127030116
They asked for it by being piece of shit scammers and creeps.
No one does this to nice people.

>>127007405 (OP)
INDIAN POWER!

Pooperman 5000
Browning Pool
36 Curryfists
Saarfly
Disturd
Normavagene
Emmanure
Evanestench
Motionless in Brown
Puddle of Mud

>>127007405 (OP)
>176 posts
>no one has come up with the most obvious one
Rage Against the Redeem.

Redeem You! Brown Emperor

The Jeetles
New Redemption

>>127033596
>Puddle of Mud

>>127007405 (OP)
>this is considered attractive in India
I-Poop band

>>127033015
>a lot
Relative to vegetarian foods. It's not a lot when compared to an omnivore diet.
Protein deficiency is extremely common among indians, unlike other similarly poor non-vegetarian populations, and it's immediately apparent just by looking at them.

>>127007405 (OP)
Sergeant Pooper's Incel Saars Club Band

scat stevens

ScatSaars Jeet

Craptrain Jeetshart & His Miasmic Hand

Blackstink

The Rahnjeets

Diarrhea Antwoord

>>127030248
>didn't say Poo-ey Loo-is
sorry, you'll need to resubmit for consideration.

>>127032915
>>127034885
>buh buh vegetarians are protein deficient!
absolutely, demonstrably false.

>>127041353
Demonstrate it then

>>127041353
I've never seen a healthy vegetarian that wasn't pumped up on artificial vitamins and minerals that came from so many pills and supplements that didn't come from natural places to the point they looked like an elderly person in a home taking their daily meds.

Or you could just eat the fucking meat like a normal person and get the real nutrients your body needs. Even vegetarians who LOOK like they're healthy now eventually get weird ass health defects down the line and I've known enough vegetarians to see it happen in real time. Sorry saar, but you're not redeeming the protein as God intended. Bean based protein is intended for MREs and emergency rations, not long term consumption. Beans are for fiber, not a building block for muscles.

>>127042438
Umm.. counterargument...
https://youtu.be/emZcsNu0w2A

>>127020675

>>127032374
Most of their meals are a small bowl of oily vegetarian curry with a pile of rice and stack of flatbreads. It's all fast carbs with next to no complete protein, there's a reason most of them are skinnyfat weaklings who have the gang up on women to rape them.

>>127032801
Those guys were basically ground zero for Indian scammers in the west, there's a reason boomers fall for the phone scams.

>>127042871
*have to

Manoquora

>>127041380
Do your own research™
your ignorance is not my problem.

legendary thread, thanks boys

>>127042438
>I've known enough vegetarians to see it happen in real time
source: trust me, bro

>>127043289
My ignorance of your made up worldview?

spinestank

>>127027824
This is the most underrated one in the thread. For all the shit we talk about india, everyone still overlooks that they're the most inbred non-muslims on earth.

Best thread on /mu/ hands down

> Hello?
> Vee are Da Loos, Sir
> Vee are India number 1 most excellent boy band sir

*head bobble*

Jalfrezi Cantu-Ledesma

Shatsit and the Pottymen

Jeethro Stool
Have A Nice Shit

Crapping Young Lad (Davinder Bobsend)

The Juggernauts

>>127007628
nice

>>127007792
>It’s remarkable how little cultural influence India has made on the rest of the world
lmaoooooooooooo (I reckon this is a good b8 m8, i don't 8 the g8me)

>>127007405 (OP)
>30 Seconds to Saars
>Big Time Flush
>Black Dalita Murders
>Loo Order
>Jeets of the Stone Age
>The Shat Keys
>The Guess Poo

Jeets to Brazil

>>127049188
>not "Have A Nice Wipe"
Still kek'd at "Jeethro Stool" tho, well done

>>127007405 (OP)

Saars Without Craps
The Cashmere Underground
Sonic Poop
The Shits
The Shit Pistols
Run GOP
Nine Centimeter Dicks
The Monkees

Nine Inch Nails

R.E.D.E.E.M.
Wall of Doodoo
B-Number 2s
Sepooturda

bee jeets
husker doo
rapes of spring
cattle defecation
temple of the dung
p.u. harvey
wipers
rapeman

>>127056307
>R.E.D.E.E.M.
KEK

Redeems of the Stone Age

>>127045595
I'm surprised nobody else brought it up

Stink Floyd
Kendrick Chamar
The Bloody Bitch Boys
Bobs Dylan

>>127017537
>>127025961

Slum 41

>>127007405 (OP)
The Benchod Boys
Public Shitting Ltd
New Shits On The Block

The Benchod Boys
Public Shitting Ltd
New Skids On The Block

>>127059557
>The Bloody Bitch Boys
kek'd

>>127059640
>New Skids On The Block
nice

>>127007822
SAARS

>>127007405 (OP)
Big Shart Rush

Big Town of Trash

Run (to) The Jews

Calcutta Clearwater Removal

>>127030116
They deserve it all and more. This is reactionary, organic, and 101% justified.

I'm seriously impressed you tards came up with so much material ITT.

Why are pajeets so fucking ugly?

Cardi B.O.

>>127056307
>Sepooturda
kek

Saarcofago

>>127007405 (OP)
Is this an attempt to project soft power, first internally and then (they hope) externally, like the east Asian and some of the southeast asian countries?
>>127017811
They literally can though. I dislike kpop but the numbers and mass appeal speak for themselves.

>>127065804
That probably applies to the actual Cardi B as well.
Anyway...
Pariah Curry
Pisstina Aguanegra
Browney Smears
Aunty Rape Stepson
Sharty XCX
Redimma
Lady Caca
Beyohazard
Browno Arse
E.D. Sheran
Ariana Gange'd
Sabrina Call-center
Justin Teamgangrape
Jaundice Joplin
Dua Rrhea

I thought it was a fake headline so I had to look it up, their real name is funny enough... "Out station", because they refuse to shit inside hahah.

>>127064966
When Indian women gain weight they have really nice fat distribution and big juicy honkers.
At least in the chubby category, their bodies are top tier.

Source:
10000 hours experience watching amateur porn

>>127066246
Lice Spice

>250 posts
>still no one has come up with Joan Jeet and the Blacksharts

ACRAP Rapey

>>127033634
yours sucks, >>127033440 is way better

>>127007405 (OP)
I see Desi

>>127070722
>250 posts
did some indian janny see the thread?

Why is this thread still alive? Fuck you all.

>>127030116
You must not live by any, they're fucking insufferable.

>>127041353
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDextDye5vI

>>127072229
Only some got banned, and it's not even the worst ones.
I think someone got banned elsewhere and got all his posts purged off the board/site.
Happened to me once for doxxing (it ended up kinda doxxing me by revealing all my posts in the thread kek).

>>127007628
in'stynk
98 pajeets

>>127007405 (OP)
Instead of them getting chased by girls it will be them doing the chasing.

>>127007628
New Shits on the Block

>>127070722
Not a boy band pun. Be less autistic.

>>127082111
Autistic website. Leave normie

Saarman's Saarshits

>>127078207
kek

>>127020277
>>127030116
>>127072851
https://youtu.be/5JM54Dbogho

>>127007628
The Designated Street Boys

>>127007405 (OP)
ScreenSYNC