br00tal edition
old: >>127006435
faq: https://pastebin.com/vHeAR1Bt

First for Striborg.

Sharon Osbourne is the sexiest women alive

The best metal is both high-brow AND low-brow.

>>127009053 (OP)
Based edition. For me, it’s Consume the Forsaken

BLASTING

>>127009070
The ultimate low-brow masterpiece is Cowboys from Hell

>>127009080
no this is

>>127009079
groovy

for me it's mexican disgorge
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIFuUum2ItE&list=RDgIFuUum2ItE

>>127009079
based blasting

for me it's actually good fucking music

>>127009127
We know, Thompson right?

>>127009127
>>>/mu/
>>>/lgbt/
>>>/hm/

>>127009138
We hate that child murdering whoreson here

>>127009070
Assfix and Vadurr are among the worst of Baldzak's psyops.

>>127009111
technically they're both mexican

>>127009079
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKukXQKZbdo

>>127009079

>>127009176
need an ebony metal gf so bad bros

REAL BLASTINGS

>>127009172
He mogs you

>>127009186
>need an asian metal gf so bad bros
FTFY

>>127009176
so...she wants me to suck her cock?

>>127009186
>>127009211
>need a Dunmer gf so bad bros
fix'd

>>127009079

>>127009176
>her pov

>>127009172
still seething over GODzak eh?

>>127009199
He's an inbred overweight redheaded divorced cryptojew, so no.

>>127009246
Looking rough, Bongmango

>>127009246
What Norwood stage is this

>>127009246
A true hessian

>>127009317
Complete

>>127009317
A Dawg-1

>>127009238
been meaning to check this band out, are they any good? heard they're like '80s scorpions and i really like that style

my tacos were too spicy
metal for this feel?

Discharge

>>127009342
Jute Gyte

>>127009348
I asked for metal

>>127009355
Says they're metal on their profile

>>127009176
Is she having a seizure at the end?

I bully Dream Theater fans when I see them at gigs

>>127009371
Dream Theater fans already bully anyone at gigs, but good try.

>>127009342
>being this Huwhite
got just the thing grandad

>>127009079

>>127009420
Holy shit that's an epic idea for an album

Dream Theater chads have huge heads
They can't find a hat to fit if you know what I mean

>>127009371
if there are dream theater fans at the gigs you're going to, you might have shit taste

>>127009432
>They can't find a hat to f-

>>127009079
Bullshit (because I'm a bullshit artist).

>5 pm now
>can't turn on AC until 9 pm because of electric company jews
metal for this feel?

>>127009246
he finally cut his hair off. RIP chad embrace

>>127009484
Slayer - Hell Awaits

>>127009496
instant aura loss

>>127009484
Sodom - Agent Orange
Sepultura - Beneath the Remains, Arise

>"Pantera" were at Back to the Beginning
>it's really just Phil & co.
Why do they do this bullshit? You know what, i blame Sharon.

Dude where's my hairline

>>127009509
Zakk and Charlie have been doing this for like 3 years now

Sharon Osborne is a genius.

>>127009512
It has migrated to your ass crack. Also how is Ozzy like 77 and decrepit as hell and yet he still has the hairline he does?

>>127009512
Sorry man I misplaced it

Zakk Wylde may not be very good at spelling but he sure knows how to shred like the greats

>>127009158
Fuck you
>>127009079
Picrel

ANOTHER SKY IS YOUNG

Ozzy = Anglo retard
Sharon = wily Jew
I thought it was a crime to take advantage of intellectually disabled people?

GOAT

>>127009545
not metal

>>127009547
Because letting the man play his last show is so terrible? Get a life.

>>127009548
Yeah, a GOAT at the buffet line... lol.

GOAT
>>127009558
Sharon has been manipulating Ozzy for their entire lives together.

>>127009571
Bro he's 70

>>127009585
He's also vegan.

>>127009041
>the more you embrace everything possible in the entire universe as potential sources to draw from for your art the less characteristic and specific its aesthetic is
Virtuous babble. Do you think metal appeared from nothing? Do you think it drew from nothing else except itself, and that self came from the void? Clearly not. In fact the very founding of metal itself was drawn from Holst's The Planets, and the beginning of black metal inspired by Prokofiev's Romeo and Juliet.

>>127009600
Why are you replying to yourself

>>127009420
it's because I literally chose the habanero salsa, asshole

>>127009611
So it's a (You) problem
Don't step up to the hot sauce counter and pump that shit unless your nuts have dropped

>>127009611
Pathetic

>>127009600
>founding of metal itself was drawn from Holst's The Planets
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLC2qwFLbqc&pp=ygUZYmxhY2sgc2FiYmF0aCB0aXRsZSB0cmFjaw%3D%3D

>>127009627
>Black Sabbath - Black Sabbath - Black Sabbath
these fucking guys

>>127009546
so fucking good. i have to revisit crimson II

>>127009634
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcx0KLN4zW8&list=RDdcx0KLN4zW8&start_radio=1&ab_channel=MrGrimmster

>>127009627
Geezer Butler: "“I was listening to Holst at the time, The Planets suite,” Geezer recalled, “and I loved Mars.” He began to hum the lumbering, dramatic opening stanza. “I was playing it on my bass one day, and Tony changed it a bit, and it went from there. It just seemed to write itself.”

All of (real) metal is decended from classical, it was the working class interpretation of it.

>>127009634
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLSar7BLirc&list=PLEivWbown2xRIXBDEPhupgSEawFsUvM1I&index=9&pp=iAQB8AUB

Varg if he doge

>>127009634
>Iron Maiden - Iron Maiden - Iron Maiden
wtf

>>127009600
this mfer is talking to himself

>>127009634
>>127009664
>>127009674
why is this allowed

>>127009672
holy crap

>>127009648
They're remixing it soon, I wonder how Swanö will shake it up.
https://centurymedia.bandcamp.com/album/crimson-ii-remix-2025-24-bit-hd-audio

>>127009682

>>127009672

>>127009692
CUTE!

>>127009672
Imagine the barking if he stumbles upon a black guy

>>127009599
ULTRA BASED

>>127009701
Why did you just reply to yourself, Ia55?

>>127009599
We love that here.

>>127009705
>ULTRA GAY
vegans are in no way based, they are mentally ill hippies who aren't getting the nutrition they need because they're too much of a pussy to eat a dumb cow

>>127009708
source?

I'm still mad at that queer for making an absolutely horrendous shitpost while posting an image of Camel - Mirage
Please don't let that faggot dissuade you from listening to them
This piece is incredible
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AaTocAbCTFM&list=RDAaTocAbCTFM&start_radio=1&ab_channel=FrankRovers

What is some good metal for putting a FUCKING bullet in my head?

>>127009720
Def Leppard - Hysteria

>>127009720
Sleep Token

>>127009600
I don't think this is a very good point and you're being intentionally obtuse. Obviously metal was drawn from specific influences, but metal and every style of metal is recognizable as such because it's specifically *something* in particular as distinct from other things, and those have value as more than just transient stepping stones on the road of progress. I'm sure I don't need to tell you what happened in the mid-20th century when academia was insisting that serialism was the only future for classical music and it raped creativity for decades. And now what's happened after recovering from that? Most composers have gone into recognizable styles like minimalism, neomodality, neoclassicism, instead of raping themselves by trying to out avant-garde everything

>>127009720
Blood Farmers - Bullet in My Head

>>127009720
probably some really faggy DSBM

>>127009717
Metal is a subpar genre for anything besides negative catharsis, and Moon Madness is the better album.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbBnJrVynqI

>>127009712
>source?
The official /metal/ council decided it long ago.

>>127009743
>The official /metal/ council decided it long ago
I veto'd that motion using my executive big dick energy

>when you release an album that's so far ahead of its time it's still the future of metal even though it came out 20 years ago

>>127009735
>filtered by Schoenberg
yep that's going into the lolcow kiwi page

>>127009755
Too bad it was also too advanced for their own technical abilities.

>this kills the hecky

>>127009750
I agree with you, Kings > faggy councils
>>127009758
Not talking about Schoenberg but what came after Schoenberg, who never wanted 12-tone music to become the only default way of composing classical music. I'm talking about Boulez and his friends basically cancelling any contemporaries who dared to compose non-serial music

>Themes: Sex, Drugs, Rock 'n' Roll

>>127009799
unfathomably based

>>127009079

>>127009743
>negative catharsis
Could you at least elaborate on this and give examples before you repeat it ad nauseam like you always do?

>>127009079
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElyxCDVsgJ0&list=RDElyxCDVsgJ0&start_radio=1&ab_channel=HeavyMetalClassic%E2%80%A2Albums

>>127009735
>but metal and every style of metal is recognizable as such because it's specifically *something* in particular as distinct from other things
Metal in its current state could easily be dismissed as just a subgenre of rock, genres are nothing more than perceptions along a gradient that arbitrarily begins and ends according to mere whims.
>academia was insisting that serialism was the only future for classical music and it raped creativity for decades
Who is this "academia"? A group of people? Did they put a gun to all the musicians and composers? Are you attempting to proclaim there was nothing else but serialism for all of the 20th century? No of course not, you are simply crafting an imaginary narrative that you read elsewhere. The "academia" were the composers themselves, and anyone had a choice to use serialism or not to.

Oh, but I'm sure whats next will be stating about the zeitgeist, or perception that only serialism was the future - the cultural stranglehold that was no different than the forms that Baroque and classical had to conform to - no different than the creative stifling that people put on metal having to be a certain way that conforms to the perceptions of a genre.

The problem is that the humonculi that make up this shitty board can't seem to realize that the social constructs of genre and reality itself are not static, but ever shifting and warping in unending change and motion. "METAL IS THIS", "NO IT IS THAT", yet the so called "metal" would not even exist if these losers were in charge, for we would be stuck with "THIS IS ROCK" forever, instead of the gradual shift to metal over time.

>minimalism, neomodality, neoclassicism
Complete garbage, worse than anything Schoenberg and his crew made.

Hector rn (right now)

>>127009840
>words
>more words
>even more words
>somehow he finds a way to add more words

>>127009840
No one is arguing that change and making new stuff is bad, they're only disputing your claims that metal is bad you illiterate monkey nigger
>Are you attempting to proclaim there was nothing else but serialism for all of the 20th century?
Learn to read

>>127009840
>the social constructs of ... reality
sounds delirious and proto-troonish

hector must be really impressed with his own midwit musings

>>127009893
I'd kill myself if I ever had a son like him

>>127009824
It should be self explanatory, metal only exists to explore negative emotions and provide a catharsis in that exploration. It was that way from the very beginning


>"It wasn't a great place to be at that time," recalls Butler. "We were listening to songs about San Francisco, the hippies were all love and peace, and there we were, in Aston, Ozzy was in prison from burgling houses, me and Tony were always in fights with somebody, and Bill, so we had quite a rough upbringing"
>"Our music reflected the way we felt."

Hector

>>127009893
>>127009898
You can tell when he's bong-ripping his own farts when he says shit like
>attempting to proclaim
when "trying to say" or simply "implying" would work AND save everyone's time.
>>127009907
Alright, kinda thought so. It wasn't so clear because "negative catharsis" makes it sound like "reverse catharsis" or something.

>>127009337
They certainly do carry heavy Scorpions influence. But I think they're still a different animal than Scorpions. Don't expect the songwriting and guitar playing to be quite as good. I think I prefer their output as Cacumen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKlg2O4m1vI
This is one of my favorite songs of theirs and it's incredibly Scorpions.

these are gonna be fashionable in metal pretty soon just thought I'd let you rock dwellers know

Now he's got his friend simulator going

>>127009907
>"metal only exists to explore negative emotions"
>fails to acknowledge that this also discredits power metal, just about every nwobhm band, and any metal song that isn't about evil shit and emotions
You do realize Sabbath for a while were outliers in terms of lyrical approach, right? Even the bands that took more from them like Judas Priest still didn't adhere to it 100% and even in their darker '70s output they still occasionally had songs like this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hLLAx6YZ_U&list=PLtO3qLgs5z6Zvy2zHsQFB3kqEldFoMaeY&index=3&pp=iAQB8AUB

And this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5vLbgQ9rws&list=PLtO3qLgs5z6Zvy2zHsQFB3kqEldFoMaeY&index=5&pp=iAQB8AUB
(Yes I know they're both off the same record shut up)

>>127009840
>crafting an imaginary narrative that you read elsewhere.
you spent all day doing this with deathcore = all wiggers btw

>>127009943
>Don't expect the songwriting and guitar playing to be quite as good
It wasn't lol, that Bonfire record had one really good song and the rest were just kind of... okay.
>Cacumen
I'm just about to check them out actually!

>>127009941
>he says shit like
>>attempting to proclaim
This brown general is so ESL that the mere mention of ordinary words is apparently too advanced for them.
>It wasn't so clear because "negative catharsis" makes it sound like "reverse catharsis" or something.
It was only used because I previously stated "angry aggressive cathartic music", and really I wanted to broaden that to encompass all negative emotions, even if "catharsis" already is that.

>>127009987
>apparently too advanced for them.
It's not that they're too "advanced", it's that you sound like a the biggest fart huffer on the planet when you talk like that.

this general is starting to becoming unusable again

>>127010003
>starting
It's been like this for hours across both this thread and the old one. :/

>>127010003
This but the opposite.

It's 2025 why are you engaging with the dissoslop shitter in earnest at all
I already raped him to death last Thanksgiving with grindcore and literature. jobs done.

Thoughts on War Metal?

at least the AI shitter got banned again

>>127010024
Do you really expect us to believe it's not you? You need to put krvsty to bed for good

>>127010027
beloved here, the most sonically extreme form of black metal

HEIL

>>127010027
sounds like they wage war against good riffs

>>127010030
I wish I lived in Canada man. I want a Sikh wife and the guy from Svolder within sexual assault distance.

>>127009987
It's because "attempt to proclaim" is redundant. You could say "attempt to prove" or "attempt to persuade" or something like that but not attempt to proclaim if you're a native speaker. Not incorrect English but it's stupid and awkward and immediately sticks out when reading posts like that.

>>127009968
>Sabbath for a while were outliers in terms of lyrical approach
Sabbath are the only early metal band that mattered, the rest were irrelevant popslopping trendies like Judiac Prophet, the next important bands to metal are Motorhead for introducing double kicks for thrash and Venom for setting the base of thrash, death, and black. Notably neither Motorhead nor Venom are spiritually metal, they only contributed to the techniques to implement it.

"Happy" metal in major is a creative dead end that was finished by shred and has no place to go beyond that. I can go over this like I have in the past if you like.

>>127009979
Shr3dd1t pattern recognition strikes again, was someone else entirely, I only agreed that deathcore and slam are functionally the same meme genres that descend from BD(S)M, all reliant on gimmick breakdown spam instead of writing proper music.

>>127009992
>he biggest fart huffer on the planet when you talk like that.
In other words: yes, it was too advanced for me. No different than when people say something is "pretentious" because its out of their league.

Nigga still thinks if you consume music the right way you'll become an Elon god genius

>>127010061
>It's because "attempt to proclaim" is redundant.
Imagine attempting to correct my English while making this deep dark black gorilla jungle dwelling bicycle collector statement. Go learn what redundant means, and then pretend like your melanated skin deserves to speak my language.

>>127010087
What of you been listening to lately krust

>>127010093
The sounds of gay penetrative sex and my mother yelling at me to get a real job instead of neeting in her basedment.

>>127010092
Very comical post considering all of your ESL moments.

>>127010092
Your English sucks and you make grammatical errors all the time. I've always assumed you were South American.

>>127010092
Come on, you know what I mean. Attempt doesn't add meaning to proclaim. If I say convince that means the subject managed to convince. If I say attempt to convince there's ambiguity as to whether the subject actually succeeded in convincing the audience or not. Attempting to proclaim is pointless unless you're dealing with a subject that has a speech impediment...or crippled hands, in our case.

>>127009053 (OP)
Would you buy Mr. Ledney's cum, /meal/?

>>127010067
>Sabbath are the only early metal band that mattered
Deep Purple has the first galloping metal riff in Hard Lovin' Man and they pioneered neoclassical metal on "Highway Star", that alone puts them in the "highly influential" category.
>popslopping trendies
Buzzword buzzword, words that buzz incessantly. Why not talk like a human being, yeah?
>double kicks
If you mean double bass drumming, they didn't introduce it. Deep Purple first used it on Fireball, and Judas Priest used it on Exciter a full year before Overkill.
>In other words: yes, it was too advanced for me.
This is how people with an ego the size of Jupiter speak, yes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXcvhHjfaN8
Christian metal done right

Remember when he thought "dumbest" wasn't a word?
https://desuarchive.org/mu/thread/126159638/#q126163900

poo piss metal

>>127010146
>The prefixes are correct and "dumbest" is not a real word, you would say "the most stupid" instead.
He really is the dumbest person I've heard in a while.

>>127010132
Nah but the gimmick is based

>>127010093
Absolutely nothing new
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Dtmh5TC5nI
The only record I've had on the chopping block for some time has been the new Drugs of Faith, and I'm sure it's good, but I'm just not eager to get to it. Idk if it's the fact that it's obviously some new gay Palestine LARP from Dick Johnson or I'm just burned out on grind.
>>127010102
my mom is kinda hot

>>127010174
>my mom is kinda hot
I concur. B)

>>127010128
Sinking into an ever more brown spiral. Within the sentence "Are you attempting to proclaim there was nothing else but serialism for all of the 20th century?" turning it into "Are you proclaiming there was nothing else but serialism for all of the 20th century? would be incorrect, for my meaning is not a serious question of if he was proclaiming or not, but rather a statement on his attempt to proclaim the absurd.

Just end this ESL travesty already, I have not the time to teacher you the intricacies of my language to some melanated mongrel.

>>127010121
>>127010126
Considering /5redd1t/ spends half its existence accusing me of being other people and making their posts due to a non-functional pattern recognition, your accusations are left wanting.

>>127010164
>>127010146
>They quadrupled down
These third world ESL's really never fail to bring me the greatest of laughs.

>>127010179
>teacher
teach*

>>127010132
This is shit, moronic gimmick trash for losers. Metal is now a gay genre of all things. Didn't start out that way.

>>127010132
>>127010207
A perfect fit for a cum guzzling genre.

>>127010179
Thank you inpet sister

>>127010215
Your inpet comment is regarding norsechad, who is ESL like yourself.

>>127010192
>>127010179
>These third world ESL's really never fail to bring me the greatest of laughs.
>I have not the time to teacher you the intricacies of my language
I don't know, I think teachering people is one of the dumbest things you can do personally. Personally I'm much more a fan of teaching. :)

Belial, Ancient Rites, Undergang, the list goes on..

>>127010179
>I have not the time to teacher you the intricacies of my language to some melanated mongrel
outstanding sentence. what a command of the english language.

>>127010247
and he has the nerve to call us ESL's XD

>>I have not the time to teacher you the intricacies of my language to some melanated mongrel

he got BTFO and now he isn't saying anything, what a spineless faggot

>>127010135
Deep Purple are not even a metal band, and they were much better when they weren't playing hard rock.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfRJqBQ5eTM
>Buzzword buzzword
Nah, Judiac Prophet made pop music, aka popslop. They were trendies who added nothing of value besides homosexuality.
>Deep Purple first used it on Fireball, and Judas Priest used it on Exciter a full year before Overkill
UFO before either of these two, and many others before them. In the cultural context of metal however, the defining moment was Overkill, which set the precedent for how it should be used and played.
>This is how people with an ego the size of Jupiter speak, yes.
Don't care, I only care if I'm right, which I am.

What happened to your filename randomizer?

>>127010247
>>127010278
>>127010238
>teacher
Already corrected well over 10 minutes before you made these posts. Be a bit quicker next time if you want to catch me typing out full forms of words in the middle of pumping out these posts every 60 seconds.

this kills the shitter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1gl46hh3sQ

Hector is based

>>127010318
that's really all you see wrong with that sentence?

>>127010289
>Nah, Judiac Prophet made pop music, aka popslop
Ah hell yeah, my favorite pop song! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swiKkmcHxHY&list=OLAK5uy_luQejI7xMeirGJfqNDQeFKelliauGfocw&index=1&pp=8AUB
>UFO before either of these two
UFO didn't release any metal material until 1974. Fireball is from 1971. Unless UFO used DB drumming on their space rock albums I find it really hard to believe that they beat Deep Purple to the punch.
>which set the precedent for how it should be used and played.
And how does Exciter not do this?
>I only care if I'm right
But you aren't.

>>127010318
>took him this long to reply
L O L

>>127010320
Prefer Pagans.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1n2cyZt5IDE

>>127010307
Turned off I'm afraid!

>>127010318
it's an awkward sentence because you said "teach you" but then reference a "melanated mongrel" as well as if it were a different person.

>>127010318
Proofread your posts you stupid fuck. Especially while you're calling other people ESLs. God you're dumb.

What makes crust punk "punk" rather than "metal"?
Is it just the aesthetics and lyrical themes? The politics? Because it's sonically identical to certain styles of death metal otherwise.

>>127010362
It usually follows the format of previous hardcore eras where most of the guitar playing is bare bones power chords (5ths) instead of more technically advanced playing with detunings and such like you see with most metal. Learn an instrument

>>127010339
>Ah hell yeah, my favorite pop song!
Ok, mine is this personally:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L33HGeKsxOk

>Fireball is from 1971
Fine, then Ginger Baker was before this, and there are surely people before him. Again, what matters is in the cultural context of metal, Overkill defined it, not Deep Purple, Judiac Prophet, or Ginger Baker.
>And how does Exciter not do this?
By lacking the forward momentum and energy of Overkill. The mere existence of a double bass, or the single moment of a technique are not as important as the sum of all the pieces needed to have the technique or equipment shine in its use.

>>127010341
It could be said that I might reword it to be a bit more smooth, it is evedent however that I neither proofread, correct, nor care about the correctness of my 60 seconds posts, they are naturally more quality than the incoherent ESL nonsense of the general, but will never be perfect, since each post on 4cuck is temporary.

>>127010355
>Proofread your posts
Only an ESL needs to proofread his posts lol.

>>127010385
>Learn
No, I don't think I will

I hate keyboard critics so much. They're huge faggots who think their mundane opinions matter. Your opinion matters once you've accomplished something not by virtue of existing.

>>127010362
it's just distored to fuck hardcore punk with guttural vocals and the occasional metal riffs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBvqGN8QUUQ

>>127010432
>I hate keyboard critics so much. They're huge faggots who think their mundane opinions matter.
Yeah, thats why I ignore your posts.

>>127010435
I don't even listen to much death metal and I was able to pick up that this is NOT DM right away. :p

>>127010442
Tranny reaction pics too lol whew bunch of real winners in this general.

>>127010458

>>127010458
Tranime website, newfag.

>>127010462
You think you worship me but you don't.

>>127010458
Correct.

>>127010475
what is this, medusa for the gays?

JutteGutte

>>127010491
Beloved here, honestly we have to admit that Jute Gyte>DsO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfEBVeBpxGY

>>127010502
Both are shit.

>>127010510
This, except in regards to Judiac Prophet and Tourtallica.

Adam Kalmbach and DsO need to hook up. Adam can't make coherent music

>3 of the past four posts auto-filtered

>>127010520
>Adam Kalmbach and DsO need to hook up
This, except in regards to Hasjarl being incapable of polyphonic compositions.

>>127010529
Mindbroken by Adam K@lmbach

I know she was one of the band member's girlfriend who did these vocals but I'm still seething she's only featured on like 3 songs, she had a great fucking fitting voice for this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3y7gLEsEhc

>>127010520
Really? Often I feel as if Jute Gyte could be even *less* coherent at which point the project will have reached a peak. Each their own I suppose.

Is this a good place to start with Striborg?

I've have bad pain in my kidneys the past few days. I may well be dying.

>>127010551
This, except in regards to having less repetitions, which would probably mindcrush the general even more than he already does.

Adam Kalmbach is an autist who views music like putting legos together.

Kaalmbach needs to start his own guitar tutoring program, just like Mr. Toougas

>>127010564
>obese b4Idkuck finally realizing the "DUDE ALCOHOL" and red meat is finally going to kill him in a slow and painful manner.
Based, death upon b4Idkucks

the hectorian destroyers:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jePFWVHdrpo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88WomiWuDbE

HEIL

>degrades his language because the thought of people not reading his posts terrifies him
dance, monkey.

Heil

Shitcore

>>127010593
4d4m K4lmb4ch

>>127010577
Correct. K4lmbach's class for composition.

>>127010590
>disgusting obese hamplanet
>dogshit low quality "music"
Fitting. We prefer higher quality women like Timberly here.

>>127010593
Filterfag frustration is at a peak!

What would it sound like?

>>127010614
*brraaaaaaap*

Artist: Darkthrone
Album: Panzerfaust
Song: Beholding The Throne of Might

>And destruction upon the holy man
>Who hails a jew

>>127010612
More like your frustration that someone didn't see your post? Are you going to be making this a weekend long event?

>>127010625
Thank you mod cliquer.

>>127009079
Last blast and I'm out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtbxaGh7k4M

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtbxaGh7k4M

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtbxaGh7k4M

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtbxaGh7k4M

127010612
Completely nonsensical post. Enjoy licking a man's asshole and shit riffs.

>>127010578
psycopathic

>>127010633
Some people call me the Joker...

>>127010632
Thank you GUNT sister.

>>127010638
While other people call me the Stroker...

>>127010625
>More like your frustration that someone didn't see your post?
Yet here you are, reading my post in frustration that your filters didn't work, L0VING EV3RY L4UGH

Early Mayhem rules.

this is a post hector made 14 and a half hours ago when i woke up to get ready for work. he's still here.

>>127010650
Based as fuck.

Messiah offers you the gift of smoke. Do you accept?

>>127010650
14 and a half hours of /5hredd1t/ asshurt, ULTRABASED

Imagine if more than 0.01% of women enjoyed metal...

>>127010661
>*pockets the joint*
Lol.

>>127010664
Imagine if it was all of them.

>>127010664
They'd ruin it

>Hey guys, I'm just here randomly. Like 99% of the time I'm not here, but I just happen to be here now. So don't think I'm always here because that's not true. Please believe me.

We need more innovative/experimental bands like Sleep Token

>>127010667
*burns a hole in your robe*
You DO wear a robe, right?

>>127010661
*hits the blunt*

>>127010661
Sorry, I'm not melanated enough for wacky tabacky. Try posting on an ESL genera- oh wait, LOL!

>>127010686
Thank you chug sister.

>>127010648
This, but in regards to the complete opposite.

>>127010661
If he and I can do it together while blasting MoR maybe

>>127010686
Thank you for holding the trash bin saar

>>127010003
>I'm losing again

>>127010661
A NEW DAY'S DAWN
*takes the blunt*
HOLY
LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT

>>127010675
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7JomLe5WUc

>>127010675
Jute Gyte, Ehnahre, Ad Nauseam.

>>127010702
Kek, true.

KICKED IN
THE TEETH
FUCKED UP BEYOND BELIEF
IT HURTS
SO BAD
YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZemee8Lajc

>>127010717
Correct.

Christian metal
Jewish metal
Muslim metal
Hindu metal
Buddhist metal
Taoist metal
Sikh metal

Can't help but trying to think which would sound best/ worst, how they'd hypothetically be ranked
It's gonna be hard to be shittier than Christian metal but I believe it's doable

>>127009079

Awake Voucher

>>127010728
I like Dragonforce.

>>127010713
Exceptional.

>>127010728
Christian metal won.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1qhw9iykHo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXdk2QA5pYA

fact #1: Halford is the greatest metal singer
fact #2: this is the best metal song ever written
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZyWuBNot3o
fact #3: we worship kweens, huge cowtits and hags here
that is most definitely what the fuck is up

>>127010728
Antestor slaps

Chudriffs

fact 4: you will go bald and develop erectile dysfunction

>>127010728
>>127010750
Oh also

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tfa9_w0lE0

>>127010775
Too late brah brah

>>127010728
>Muslim metal
>Hindu metal
>Sikh metal
fuck no. Keep shitskins out of metal. It's only for whites and east asians.

>>127010786
>and east asians.

>>127010769
This is a Maiden general

>>127010769
>fact #2: this is the best metal song ever written
No it isn't https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tlEa0rDZbM&pp=ygUUanVkYXMgcHJpZXN0IGV4Y2l0ZXI%3D

>>127010786
I suggest you delete this racist post.

Thank you brazilian janny

>>127010794
cope pajeet.

I hereby dedicate this post the the Indian and African metal scenes.

>>127010796
Maiden are complete ass. Never liked 'em. Literal mom metal. But I respect your kween picture.

>>127010797
Not even close lol.

>>127010555
Ghostwoodlands is a better starting point. Still schizophrenic like the earlier stuff before it, but also captures the DSBM sound he'd continue with through 2007-2009.

Fear of the Dark
Fear of the Dark
I have a constant fear that somenig's always near

My hair grows fast. Metal for this fortunate reality?

Dianno Maiden fucking rules
https://youtu.be/2uvI7EFioe0

>>127010858
*cough* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvk0fiG389Y&ab_channel=ThrashRat

You'll take my life and you'll steal my shoes!
I got lost and ended up in a human zoo
4chan told me I shouldn't ever relax
But I wandered into a hood full of ______

>>127010858
hi mom

>>127010866
>shoes
>zoo
Well there's only word that'd really work here

>>127010865
Fucking love this song mate.

Friday night /metal/ fukk yea.

>>127010875
I'm not really that big a fan of Maiden (only really into Powerslave and SiT) but Prowler is one of my absolute favorite songs from them, love the high energy of this one so much lol

Run to hood
Run away from those lights!
Run to the hood
5-0 caught you doing crimes

>>127010873
;) iykyk

>>127010858
>>127010865
based paul appreciators
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbQWznpwsO0&list=RDjbQWznpwsO0&start_radio=1

>>127010884
that's my man right there!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L397TWLwrUU

>>127009246
Newest Gates of Slumber sucks. Generic as doom with none of the heavy metal energy from past albums.

man, this band is way overrated probably because of their image but they have some bangers on their/his every album
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhbkN8cv9hM

>>127010914
It may be their most well known song by a wide margin but it's such a fucking classic, iconic riff

>>127010884
...is this a subliminal message to post '80s metal?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgBz1DTvqFI&ab_channel=Scorpions

>>127010866
Cannibal corpses

>>127010885
My favourite early Maiden song: https://youtu.be/OZqYveQNse4

>>127010933
just because it's not metal it's still fucking great, when I saw them live last year I was screaming the lyrics off the top of my lungs and dancing around like a retard
have some fun
have two

HEIL TRUE BRITISH COLUMBIAN WAR METAL!

>>127010961
Not metal.

>>127010976
>just because it's not metal
I'd argue it's a split between rock and metal, heavy rock
(main riff = heavy metal)
(chorus, open chords in the verse = hard rock)
Probably talking out of my ass though :P

>>127010983
You're not metal, you fucking guy.

>>127010986
I accept your concession.

Finally they're starting to be open about this

>>127011001
look what Dave's megadick did to poor Marty, turned him into a Japanese geisha girl.

Smegmadeth

NEW
>>127011027
>>127011027
>>127011027

obituary will be touring the whole cause of death album this month in europe, holy fuck boys
many ööüüügghhhs will be had

>>127010984
eh, it all sounds like hard rock to me
who cares, it's fucking awesome

>>127011030
Will not be posting in this fake edition of /metal/.

>>127009070
this might be one of the best charts ive ever seen posted on here im not joking

>>127011609
not mine, so I hope the guy who made it sees this bro

>>127011176
no one asked and no one cares

>>127010362
The fact that its punk and not metal. How is it they you can't hear the difference? No punk genre sounds metal