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Anonymous No.127009053 >>127009072 >>127010132
/metal/
br00tal edition
old: >>127006435
faq: https://pastebin.com/vHeAR1Bt
Anonymous No.127009059
First for Striborg.
Anonymous No.127009063
Sharon Osbourne is the sexiest women alive
Anonymous No.127009070 >>127009080 >>127009172 >>127011609
The best metal is both high-brow AND low-brow.
Anonymous No.127009072
>>127009053 (OP)
Based edition. For me, it’s Consume the Forsaken
Anonymous No.127009079 >>127009091 >>127009119 >>127009176 >>127009183 >>127009238 >>127009425 >>127009482 >>127009545 >>127009821 >>127009833 >>127010631 >>127010729
BLASTING
Anonymous No.127009080 >>127009086
>>127009070
The ultimate low-brow masterpiece is Cowboys from Hell
Anonymous No.127009086
>>127009080
no this is
Anonymous No.127009091
>>127009079
groovy
Anonymous No.127009111 >>127009173
for me it's mexican disgorge
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIFuUum2ItE&list=RDgIFuUum2ItE
Anonymous No.127009119
>>127009079
based blasting
Anonymous No.127009127 >>127009138 >>127009153
for me it's actually good fucking music
Anonymous No.127009138 >>127009158
>>127009127
We know, Thompson right?
Anonymous No.127009153
>>127009127
>>>/mu/
>>>/lgbt/
>>>/hm/
Anonymous No.127009158 >>127009545
>>127009138
We hate that child murdering whoreson here
Anonymous No.127009172 >>127009199 >>127009255
>>127009070
Assfix and Vadurr are among the worst of Baldzak's psyops.
Anonymous No.127009173
>>127009111
technically they're both mexican
Anonymous No.127009176 >>127009186 >>127009224 >>127009246 >>127009370
>>127009079
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKukXQKZbdo
Anonymous No.127009183
>>127009079
Anonymous No.127009186 >>127009211 >>127009233
>>127009176
need an ebony metal gf so bad bros
Anonymous No.127009191
REAL BLASTINGS
Anonymous No.127009199 >>127009260
>>127009172
He mogs you
Anonymous No.127009211 >>127009233
>>127009186
>need an asian metal gf so bad bros
FTFY
Anonymous No.127009224
>>127009176
so...she wants me to suck her cock?
Anonymous No.127009233
>>127009186
>>127009211
>need a Dunmer gf so bad bros
fix'd
Anonymous No.127009238 >>127009337
>>127009079
Anonymous No.127009246 >>127009291 >>127009317 >>127009322 >>127009496 >>127010919
>>127009176
>her pov
Anonymous No.127009255
>>127009172
still seething over GODzak eh?
Anonymous No.127009260
>>127009199
He's an inbred overweight redheaded divorced cryptojew, so no.
Anonymous No.127009291
>>127009246
Looking rough, Bongmango
Anonymous No.127009317 >>127009324 >>127009329
>>127009246
What Norwood stage is this
Anonymous No.127009322
>>127009246
A true hessian
Anonymous No.127009324
>>127009317
Complete
Anonymous No.127009329
>>127009317
A Dawg-1
Anonymous No.127009337 >>127009943
>>127009238
been meaning to check this band out, are they any good? heard they're like '80s scorpions and i really like that style
Anonymous No.127009338
Anonymous No.127009342 >>127009348 >>127009420
my tacos were too spicy
metal for this feel?
Anonymous No.127009343
Discharge
Anonymous No.127009348 >>127009355
>>127009342
Jute Gyte
Anonymous No.127009355 >>127009359
>>127009348
I asked for metal
Anonymous No.127009359
>>127009355
Says they're metal on their profile
Anonymous No.127009370
>>127009176
Is she having a seizure at the end?
Anonymous No.127009371 >>127009381 >>127009437
I bully Dream Theater fans when I see them at gigs
Anonymous No.127009381
>>127009371
Dream Theater fans already bully anyone at gigs, but good try.
Anonymous No.127009420 >>127009431 >>127009611
>>127009342
>being this Huwhite
got just the thing grandad
Anonymous No.127009425
>>127009079
Anonymous No.127009431
>>127009420
Holy shit that's an epic idea for an album
Anonymous No.127009432 >>127009456
Dream Theater chads have huge heads
They can't find a hat to fit if you know what I mean
Anonymous No.127009437
>>127009371
if there are dream theater fans at the gigs you're going to, you might have shit taste
Anonymous No.127009456
>>127009432
>They can't find a hat to f-
Anonymous No.127009482
>>127009079
Bullshit (because I'm a bullshit artist).
Anonymous No.127009484 >>127009498 >>127009505
>5 pm now
>can't turn on AC until 9 pm because of electric company jews
metal for this feel?
Anonymous No.127009496 >>127009500
>>127009246
he finally cut his hair off. RIP chad embrace
Anonymous No.127009498
>>127009484
Slayer - Hell Awaits
Anonymous No.127009500
>>127009496
instant aura loss
Anonymous No.127009505
>>127009484
Sodom - Agent Orange
Sepultura - Beneath the Remains, Arise
Anonymous No.127009509 >>127009519
>"Pantera" were at Back to the Beginning
>it's really just Phil & co.
Why do they do this bullshit? You know what, i blame Sharon.
Anonymous No.127009512 >>127009529 >>127009531
Dude where's my hairline
Anonymous No.127009519
>>127009509
Zakk and Charlie have been doing this for like 3 years now
Anonymous No.127009527
Sharon Osborne is a genius.
Anonymous No.127009529
>>127009512
It has migrated to your ass crack. Also how is Ozzy like 77 and decrepit as hell and yet he still has the hairline he does?
Anonymous No.127009531
>>127009512
Sorry man I misplaced it
Anonymous No.127009544
Zakk Wylde may not be very good at spelling but he sure knows how to shred like the greats
Anonymous No.127009545 >>127009556
>>127009158
Fuck you
>>127009079
Picrel
Anonymous No.127009546 >>127009648
ANOTHER SKY IS YOUNG
Anonymous No.127009547 >>127009558
Ozzy = Anglo retard
Sharon = wily Jew
I thought it was a crime to take advantage of intellectually disabled people?
Anonymous No.127009548 >>127009571
GOAT
Anonymous No.127009556
>>127009545
not metal
Anonymous No.127009558 >>127009581
>>127009547
Because letting the man play his last show is so terrible? Get a life.
Anonymous No.127009571 >>127009585
>>127009548
Yeah, a GOAT at the buffet line... lol.
Anonymous No.127009581
GOAT
>>127009558
Sharon has been manipulating Ozzy for their entire lives together.
Anonymous No.127009585 >>127009599
>>127009571
Bro he's 70
Anonymous No.127009599 >>127009705 >>127009708
>>127009585
He's also vegan.
Anonymous No.127009600 >>127009607 >>127009627 >>127009675 >>127009735
>>127009041
>the more you embrace everything possible in the entire universe as potential sources to draw from for your art the less characteristic and specific its aesthetic is
Virtuous babble. Do you think metal appeared from nothing? Do you think it drew from nothing else except itself, and that self came from the void? Clearly not. In fact the very founding of metal itself was drawn from Holst's The Planets, and the beginning of black metal inspired by Prokofiev's Romeo and Juliet.
Anonymous No.127009607
>>127009600
Why are you replying to yourself
Anonymous No.127009611 >>127009616 >>127009619
>>127009420
it's because I literally chose the habanero salsa, asshole
Anonymous No.127009616
>>127009611
So it's a (You) problem
Don't step up to the hot sauce counter and pump that shit unless your nuts have dropped
Anonymous No.127009619
>>127009611
Pathetic
Anonymous No.127009627 >>127009634 >>127009669
>>127009600
>founding of metal itself was drawn from Holst's The Planets
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLC2qwFLbqc&pp=ygUZYmxhY2sgc2FiYmF0aCB0aXRsZSB0cmFjaw%3D%3D
Anonymous No.127009634 >>127009664 >>127009671 >>127009674 >>127009681
>>127009627
>Black Sabbath - Black Sabbath - Black Sabbath
these fucking guys
Anonymous No.127009648 >>127009690
>>127009546
so fucking good. i have to revisit crimson II
Anonymous No.127009664 >>127009681
>>127009634
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcx0KLN4zW8&list=RDdcx0KLN4zW8&start_radio=1&ab_channel=MrGrimmster
Anonymous No.127009669
>>127009627
Geezer Butler: "β€œI was listening to Holst at the time, The Planets suite,” Geezer recalled, β€œand I loved Mars.” He began to hum the lumbering, dramatic opening stanza. β€œI was playing it on my bass one day, and Tony changed it a bit, and it went from there. It just seemed to write itself.”

All of (real) metal is decended from classical, it was the working class interpretation of it.
Anonymous No.127009671
>>127009634
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLSar7BLirc&list=PLEivWbown2xRIXBDEPhupgSEawFsUvM1I&index=9&pp=iAQB8AUB
Anonymous No.127009672 >>127009682 >>127009692 >>127009704
Varg if he doge
Anonymous No.127009674 >>127009681
>>127009634
>Iron Maiden - Iron Maiden - Iron Maiden
wtf
Anonymous No.127009675
>>127009600
this mfer is talking to himself
Anonymous No.127009681
>>127009634
>>127009664
>>127009674
why is this allowed
Anonymous No.127009682 >>127009691
>>127009672
holy crap
Anonymous No.127009690
>>127009648
They're remixing it soon, I wonder how SwanΓΆ will shake it up.
https://centurymedia.bandcamp.com/album/crimson-ii-remix-2025-24-bit-hd-audio
Anonymous No.127009691
>>127009682
Anonymous No.127009692 >>127009701
>>127009672
Anonymous No.127009701 >>127009708
>>127009692
CUTE!
Anonymous No.127009704
>>127009672
Imagine the barking if he stumbles upon a black guy
Anonymous No.127009705 >>127009711
>>127009599
ULTRA BASED
Anonymous No.127009708 >>127009712
>>127009701
Why did you just reply to yourself, Ia55?

>>127009599
We love that here.
Anonymous No.127009711
>>127009705
>ULTRA GAY
vegans are in no way based, they are mentally ill hippies who aren't getting the nutrition they need because they're too much of a pussy to eat a dumb cow
Anonymous No.127009712 >>127009743
>>127009708
source?
Anonymous No.127009717 >>127009743
I'm still mad at that queer for making an absolutely horrendous shitpost while posting an image of Camel - Mirage
Please don't let that faggot dissuade you from listening to them
This piece is incredible
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AaTocAbCTFM&list=RDAaTocAbCTFM&start_radio=1&ab_channel=FrankRovers
Anonymous No.127009720 >>127009726 >>127009732 >>127009736 >>127009738
What is some good metal for putting a FUCKING bullet in my head?
Anonymous No.127009726
>>127009720
Def Leppard - Hysteria
Anonymous No.127009732
>>127009720
Sleep Token
Anonymous No.127009735 >>127009758 >>127009840
>>127009600
I don't think this is a very good point and you're being intentionally obtuse. Obviously metal was drawn from specific influences, but metal and every style of metal is recognizable as such because it's specifically *something* in particular as distinct from other things, and those have value as more than just transient stepping stones on the road of progress. I'm sure I don't need to tell you what happened in the mid-20th century when academia was insisting that serialism was the only future for classical music and it raped creativity for decades. And now what's happened after recovering from that? Most composers have gone into recognizable styles like minimalism, neomodality, neoclassicism, instead of raping themselves by trying to out avant-garde everything
Anonymous No.127009736
>>127009720
Blood Farmers - Bullet in My Head
Anonymous No.127009738
>>127009720
probably some really faggy DSBM
Anonymous No.127009743 >>127009750 >>127009824
>>127009717
Metal is a subpar genre for anything besides negative catharsis, and Moon Madness is the better album.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbBnJrVynqI

>>127009712
>source?
The official /metal/ council decided it long ago.
Anonymous No.127009750 >>127009777
>>127009743
>The official /metal/ council decided it long ago
I veto'd that motion using my executive big dick energy
Anonymous No.127009755 >>127009766
>when you release an album that's so far ahead of its time it's still the future of metal even though it came out 20 years ago
Anonymous No.127009758 >>127009777
>>127009735
>filtered by Schoenberg
yep that's going into the lolcow kiwi page
Anonymous No.127009766
>>127009755
Too bad it was also too advanced for their own technical abilities.
Anonymous No.127009772
>this kills the hecky
Anonymous No.127009777
>>127009750
I agree with you, Kings > faggy councils
>>127009758
Not talking about Schoenberg but what came after Schoenberg, who never wanted 12-tone music to become the only default way of composing classical music. I'm talking about Boulez and his friends basically cancelling any contemporaries who dared to compose non-serial music
Anonymous No.127009799 >>127009804
>Themes: Sex, Drugs, Rock 'n' Roll
Anonymous No.127009804
>>127009799
unfathomably based
Anonymous No.127009821
>>127009079
Anonymous No.127009824 >>127009907
>>127009743
>negative catharsis
Could you at least elaborate on this and give examples before you repeat it ad nauseam like you always do?
Anonymous No.127009833
>>127009079
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElyxCDVsgJ0&list=RDElyxCDVsgJ0&start_radio=1&ab_channel=HeavyMetalClassic%E2%80%A2Albums
Anonymous No.127009840 >>127009873 >>127009879 >>127009880 >>127009979
>>127009735
>but metal and every style of metal is recognizable as such because it's specifically *something* in particular as distinct from other things
Metal in its current state could easily be dismissed as just a subgenre of rock, genres are nothing more than perceptions along a gradient that arbitrarily begins and ends according to mere whims.
>academia was insisting that serialism was the only future for classical music and it raped creativity for decades
Who is this "academia"? A group of people? Did they put a gun to all the musicians and composers? Are you attempting to proclaim there was nothing else but serialism for all of the 20th century? No of course not, you are simply crafting an imaginary narrative that you read elsewhere. The "academia" were the composers themselves, and anyone had a choice to use serialism or not to.

Oh, but I'm sure whats next will be stating about the zeitgeist, or perception that only serialism was the future - the cultural stranglehold that was no different than the forms that Baroque and classical had to conform to - no different than the creative stifling that people put on metal having to be a certain way that conforms to the perceptions of a genre.

The problem is that the humonculi that make up this shitty board can't seem to realize that the social constructs of genre and reality itself are not static, but ever shifting and warping in unending change and motion. "METAL IS THIS", "NO IT IS THAT", yet the so called "metal" would not even exist if these losers were in charge, for we would be stuck with "THIS IS ROCK" forever, instead of the gradual shift to metal over time.

>minimalism, neomodality, neoclassicism
Complete garbage, worse than anything Schoenberg and his crew made.
Anonymous No.127009869
Hector rn (right now)
Anonymous No.127009873
>>127009840
>words
>more words
>even more words
>somehow he finds a way to add more words
Anonymous No.127009879
>>127009840
No one is arguing that change and making new stuff is bad, they're only disputing your claims that metal is bad you illiterate monkey nigger
>Are you attempting to proclaim there was nothing else but serialism for all of the 20th century?
Learn to read
Anonymous No.127009880
>>127009840
>the social constructs of ... reality
sounds delirious and proto-troonish
Anonymous No.127009893 >>127009898 >>127009941
hector must be really impressed with his own midwit musings
Anonymous No.127009898 >>127009941
>>127009893
I'd kill myself if I ever had a son like him
Anonymous No.127009907 >>127009941 >>127009968
>>127009824
It should be self explanatory, metal only exists to explore negative emotions and provide a catharsis in that exploration. It was that way from the very beginning


>"It wasn't a great place to be at that time," recalls Butler. "We were listening to songs about San Francisco, the hippies were all love and peace, and there we were, in Aston, Ozzy was in prison from burgling houses, me and Tony were always in fights with somebody, and Bill, so we had quite a rough upbringing"
>"Our music reflected the way we felt."
Anonymous No.127009913
Hector
Anonymous No.127009941 >>127009987
>>127009893
>>127009898
You can tell when he's bong-ripping his own farts when he says shit like
>attempting to proclaim
when "trying to say" or simply "implying" would work AND save everyone's time.
>>127009907
Alright, kinda thought so. It wasn't so clear because "negative catharsis" makes it sound like "reverse catharsis" or something.
Anonymous No.127009943 >>127009980
>>127009337
They certainly do carry heavy Scorpions influence. But I think they're still a different animal than Scorpions. Don't expect the songwriting and guitar playing to be quite as good. I think I prefer their output as Cacumen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKlg2O4m1vI
This is one of my favorite songs of theirs and it's incredibly Scorpions.
krvsty !!/s/kP9xumuz No.127009959
these are gonna be fashionable in metal pretty soon just thought I'd let you rock dwellers know
Anonymous No.127009965
Now he's got his friend simulator going
Anonymous No.127009968 >>127010067
>>127009907
>"metal only exists to explore negative emotions"
>fails to acknowledge that this also discredits power metal, just about every nwobhm band, and any metal song that isn't about evil shit and emotions
You do realize Sabbath for a while were outliers in terms of lyrical approach, right? Even the bands that took more from them like Judas Priest still didn't adhere to it 100% and even in their darker '70s output they still occasionally had songs like this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hLLAx6YZ_U&list=PLtO3qLgs5z6Zvy2zHsQFB3kqEldFoMaeY&index=3&pp=iAQB8AUB

And this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5vLbgQ9rws&list=PLtO3qLgs5z6Zvy2zHsQFB3kqEldFoMaeY&index=5&pp=iAQB8AUB
(Yes I know they're both off the same record shut up)
Anonymous No.127009979 >>127010067
>>127009840
>crafting an imaginary narrative that you read elsewhere.
you spent all day doing this with deathcore = all wiggers btw
Anonymous No.127009980
>>127009943
>Don't expect the songwriting and guitar playing to be quite as good
It wasn't lol, that Bonfire record had one really good song and the rest were just kind of... okay.
>Cacumen
I'm just about to check them out actually!
Anonymous No.127009987 >>127009992 >>127010061
>>127009941
>he says shit like
>>attempting to proclaim
This brown general is so ESL that the mere mention of ordinary words is apparently too advanced for them.
>It wasn't so clear because "negative catharsis" makes it sound like "reverse catharsis" or something.
It was only used because I previously stated "angry aggressive cathartic music", and really I wanted to broaden that to encompass all negative emotions, even if "catharsis" already is that.
Anonymous No.127009992 >>127010067
>>127009987
>apparently too advanced for them.
It's not that they're too "advanced", it's that you sound like a the biggest fart huffer on the planet when you talk like that.
Anonymous No.127010003 >>127010017 >>127010020 >>127010702
this general is starting to becoming unusable again
Anonymous No.127010017
>>127010003
>starting
It's been like this for hours across both this thread and the old one. :/
Anonymous No.127010020
>>127010003
This but the opposite.
krvsty !!/s/kP9xumuz No.127010024 >>127010030
It's 2025 why are you engaging with the dissoslop shitter in earnest at all
I already raped him to death last Thanksgiving with grindcore and literature. jobs done.
Anonymous No.127010027 >>127010040 >>127010042
Thoughts on War Metal?
Anonymous No.127010029
at least the AI shitter got banned again
Anonymous No.127010030 >>127010058
>>127010024
Do you really expect us to believe it's not you? You need to put krvsty to bed for good
Anonymous No.127010040
>>127010027
beloved here, the most sonically extreme form of black metal

HEIL
Anonymous No.127010042
>>127010027
sounds like they wage war against good riffs
krvsty !!/s/kP9xumuz No.127010058
>>127010030
I wish I lived in Canada man. I want a Sikh wife and the guy from Svolder within sexual assault distance.
Anonymous No.127010061 >>127010092
>>127009987
It's because "attempt to proclaim" is redundant. You could say "attempt to prove" or "attempt to persuade" or something like that but not attempt to proclaim if you're a native speaker. Not incorrect English but it's stupid and awkward and immediately sticks out when reading posts like that.
Anonymous No.127010067 >>127010135
>>127009968
>Sabbath for a while were outliers in terms of lyrical approach
Sabbath are the only early metal band that mattered, the rest were irrelevant popslopping trendies like Judiac Prophet, the next important bands to metal are Motorhead for introducing double kicks for thrash and Venom for setting the base of thrash, death, and black. Notably neither Motorhead nor Venom are spiritually metal, they only contributed to the techniques to implement it.

"Happy" metal in major is a creative dead end that was finished by shred and has no place to go beyond that. I can go over this like I have in the past if you like.

>>127009979
Shr3dd1t pattern recognition strikes again, was someone else entirely, I only agreed that deathcore and slam are functionally the same meme genres that descend from BD(S)M, all reliant on gimmick breakdown spam instead of writing proper music.

>>127009992
>he biggest fart huffer on the planet when you talk like that.
In other words: yes, it was too advanced for me. No different than when people say something is "pretentious" because its out of their league.
krvsty !!/s/kP9xumuz No.127010087 >>127010093
Nigga still thinks if you consume music the right way you'll become an Elon god genius
Anonymous No.127010092 >>127010121 >>127010126 >>127010128
>>127010061
>It's because "attempt to proclaim" is redundant.
Imagine attempting to correct my English while making this deep dark black gorilla jungle dwelling bicycle collector statement. Go learn what redundant means, and then pretend like your melanated skin deserves to speak my language.
Anonymous No.127010093 >>127010102 >>127010174
>>127010087
What of you been listening to lately krust
Anonymous No.127010102 >>127010174
>>127010093
The sounds of gay penetrative sex and my mother yelling at me to get a real job instead of neeting in her basedment.
Anonymous No.127010121 >>127010179
>>127010092
Very comical post considering all of your ESL moments.
Anonymous No.127010126 >>127010179
>>127010092
Your English sucks and you make grammatical errors all the time. I've always assumed you were South American.
Anonymous No.127010128 >>127010179
>>127010092
Come on, you know what I mean. Attempt doesn't add meaning to proclaim. If I say convince that means the subject managed to convince. If I say attempt to convince there's ambiguity as to whether the subject actually succeeded in convincing the audience or not. Attempting to proclaim is pointless unless you're dealing with a subject that has a speech impediment...or crippled hands, in our case.
Anonymous No.127010132 >>127010168 >>127010207 >>127010213
>>127009053 (OP)
Would you buy Mr. Ledney's cum, /meal/?
Anonymous No.127010135 >>127010289
>>127010067
>Sabbath are the only early metal band that mattered
Deep Purple has the first galloping metal riff in Hard Lovin' Man and they pioneered neoclassical metal on "Highway Star", that alone puts them in the "highly influential" category.
>popslopping trendies
Buzzword buzzword, words that buzz incessantly. Why not talk like a human being, yeah?
>double kicks
If you mean double bass drumming, they didn't introduce it. Deep Purple first used it on Fireball, and Judas Priest used it on Exciter a full year before Overkill.
>In other words: yes, it was too advanced for me.
This is how people with an ego the size of Jupiter speak, yes.
Anonymous No.127010142
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXcvhHjfaN8
Christian metal done right
Anonymous No.127010146 >>127010164 >>127010192
Remember when he thought "dumbest" wasn't a word?
https://desuarchive.org/mu/thread/126159638/#q126163900
Anonymous No.127010160
poo piss metal
Anonymous No.127010164 >>127010192
>>127010146
>The prefixes are correct and "dumbest" is not a real word, you would say "the most stupid" instead.
He really is the dumbest person I've heard in a while.
Anonymous No.127010168
>>127010132
Nah but the gimmick is based
krvsty !!/s/kP9xumuz No.127010174 >>127010178
>>127010093
Absolutely nothing new
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Dtmh5TC5nI
The only record I've had on the chopping block for some time has been the new Drugs of Faith, and I'm sure it's good, but I'm just not eager to get to it. Idk if it's the fact that it's obviously some new gay Palestine LARP from Dick Johnson or I'm just burned out on grind.
>>127010102
my mom is kinda hot
Anonymous No.127010178
>>127010174
>my mom is kinda hot
I concur. B)
Anonymous No.127010179 >>127010200 >>127010215 >>127010238 >>127010247
>>127010128
Sinking into an ever more brown spiral. Within the sentence "Are you attempting to proclaim there was nothing else but serialism for all of the 20th century?" turning it into "Are you proclaiming there was nothing else but serialism for all of the 20th century? would be incorrect, for my meaning is not a serious question of if he was proclaiming or not, but rather a statement on his attempt to proclaim the absurd.

Just end this ESL travesty already, I have not the time to teacher you the intricacies of my language to some melanated mongrel.

>>127010121
>>127010126
Considering /5redd1t/ spends half its existence accusing me of being other people and making their posts due to a non-functional pattern recognition, your accusations are left wanting.
Anonymous No.127010192 >>127010238
>>127010164
>>127010146
>They quadrupled down
These third world ESL's really never fail to bring me the greatest of laughs.
Anonymous No.127010200
>>127010179
>teacher
teach*
Anonymous No.127010207 >>127010213
>>127010132
This is shit, moronic gimmick trash for losers. Metal is now a gay genre of all things. Didn't start out that way.
Anonymous No.127010213
>>127010132
>>127010207
A perfect fit for a cum guzzling genre.
Anonymous No.127010215 >>127010220
>>127010179
Thank you inpet sister
Anonymous No.127010220
>>127010215
Your inpet comment is regarding norsechad, who is ESL like yourself.
Anonymous No.127010238 >>127010318
>>127010192
>>127010179
>These third world ESL's really never fail to bring me the greatest of laughs.
>I have not the time to teacher you the intricacies of my language
I don't know, I think teachering people is one of the dumbest things you can do personally. Personally I'm much more a fan of teaching. :)
Anonymous No.127010246
Belial, Ancient Rites, Undergang, the list goes on..
Anonymous No.127010247 >>127010263 >>127010318
>>127010179
>I have not the time to teacher you the intricacies of my language to some melanated mongrel
outstanding sentence. what a command of the english language.
Anonymous No.127010263
>>127010247
and he has the nerve to call us ESL's XD
Anonymous No.127010278 >>127010318
>>I have not the time to teacher you the intricacies of my language to some melanated mongrel
Anonymous No.127010284
he got BTFO and now he isn't saying anything, what a spineless faggot
Anonymous No.127010289 >>127010339
>>127010135
Deep Purple are not even a metal band, and they were much better when they weren't playing hard rock.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfRJqBQ5eTM
>Buzzword buzzword
Nah, Judiac Prophet made pop music, aka popslop. They were trendies who added nothing of value besides homosexuality.
>Deep Purple first used it on Fireball, and Judas Priest used it on Exciter a full year before Overkill
UFO before either of these two, and many others before them. In the cultural context of metal however, the defining moment was Overkill, which set the precedent for how it should be used and played.
>This is how people with an ego the size of Jupiter speak, yes.
Don't care, I only care if I'm right, which I am.
Anonymous No.127010307 >>127010340
What happened to your filename randomizer?
Anonymous No.127010318 >>127010336 >>127010339 >>127010341 >>127010355
>>127010247
>>127010278
>>127010238
>teacher
Already corrected well over 10 minutes before you made these posts. Be a bit quicker next time if you want to catch me typing out full forms of words in the middle of pumping out these posts every 60 seconds.
Anonymous No.127010320 >>127010340
this kills the shitter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1gl46hh3sQ
Anonymous No.127010325
Hector is based
Anonymous No.127010336
>>127010318
that's really all you see wrong with that sentence?
Anonymous No.127010339 >>127010406
>>127010289
>Nah, Judiac Prophet made pop music, aka popslop
Ah hell yeah, my favorite pop song! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swiKkmcHxHY&list=OLAK5uy_luQejI7xMeirGJfqNDQeFKelliauGfocw&index=1&pp=8AUB
>UFO before either of these two
UFO didn't release any metal material until 1974. Fireball is from 1971. Unless UFO used DB drumming on their space rock albums I find it really hard to believe that they beat Deep Purple to the punch.
>which set the precedent for how it should be used and played.
And how does Exciter not do this?
>I only care if I'm right
But you aren't.

>>127010318
>took him this long to reply
L O L
Anonymous No.127010340
>>127010320
Prefer Pagans.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1n2cyZt5IDE

>>127010307
Turned off I'm afraid!
Anonymous No.127010341 >>127010406
>>127010318
it's an awkward sentence because you said "teach you" but then reference a "melanated mongrel" as well as if it were a different person.
Anonymous No.127010355 >>127010406
>>127010318
Proofread your posts you stupid fuck. Especially while you're calling other people ESLs. God you're dumb.
Anonymous No.127010362 >>127010385 >>127010435 >>127013400
What makes crust punk "punk" rather than "metal"?
Is it just the aesthetics and lyrical themes? The politics? Because it's sonically identical to certain styles of death metal otherwise.
Anonymous No.127010385 >>127010412
>>127010362
It usually follows the format of previous hardcore eras where most of the guitar playing is bare bones power chords (5ths) instead of more technically advanced playing with detunings and such like you see with most metal. Learn an instrument
Anonymous No.127010406
>>127010339
>Ah hell yeah, my favorite pop song!
Ok, mine is this personally:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L33HGeKsxOk

>Fireball is from 1971
Fine, then Ginger Baker was before this, and there are surely people before him. Again, what matters is in the cultural context of metal, Overkill defined it, not Deep Purple, Judiac Prophet, or Ginger Baker.
>And how does Exciter not do this?
By lacking the forward momentum and energy of Overkill. The mere existence of a double bass, or the single moment of a technique are not as important as the sum of all the pieces needed to have the technique or equipment shine in its use.

>>127010341
It could be said that I might reword it to be a bit more smooth, it is evedent however that I neither proofread, correct, nor care about the correctness of my 60 seconds posts, they are naturally more quality than the incoherent ESL nonsense of the general, but will never be perfect, since each post on 4cuck is temporary.

>>127010355
>Proofread your posts
Only an ESL needs to proofread his posts lol.
Anonymous No.127010412
>>127010385
>Learn
No, I don't think I will
Anonymous No.127010432 >>127010442
I hate keyboard critics so much. They're huge faggots who think their mundane opinions matter. Your opinion matters once you've accomplished something not by virtue of existing.
Anonymous No.127010435 >>127010443
>>127010362
it's just distored to fuck hardcore punk with guttural vocals and the occasional metal riffs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBvqGN8QUUQ
Anonymous No.127010442 >>127010458
>>127010432
>I hate keyboard critics so much. They're huge faggots who think their mundane opinions matter.
Yeah, thats why I ignore your posts.
Anonymous No.127010443
>>127010435
I don't even listen to much death metal and I was able to pick up that this is NOT DM right away. :p
Anonymous No.127010458 >>127010462 >>127010471 >>127010478
>>127010442
Tranny reaction pics too lol whew bunch of real winners in this general.
Anonymous No.127010462 >>127010475
>>127010458
Anonymous No.127010471
>>127010458
Tranime website, newfag.
Anonymous No.127010475 >>127010479
>>127010462
You think you worship me but you don't.
Anonymous No.127010478
>>127010458
Correct.
Anonymous No.127010479
>>127010475
what is this, medusa for the gays?
Anonymous No.127010491 >>127010502
JutteGutte
Anonymous No.127010502 >>127010510
>>127010491
Beloved here, honestly we have to admit that Jute Gyte>DsO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfEBVeBpxGY
Anonymous No.127010510 >>127010515
>>127010502
Both are shit.
Anonymous No.127010515
>>127010510
This, except in regards to Judiac Prophet and Tourtallica.
Anonymous No.127010520 >>127010533 >>127010551
Adam Kalmbach and DsO need to hook up. Adam can't make coherent music
Anonymous No.127010529 >>127010543
>3 of the past four posts auto-filtered
Anonymous No.127010533
>>127010520
>Adam Kalmbach and DsO need to hook up
This, except in regards to Hasjarl being incapable of polyphonic compositions.
Anonymous No.127010543
>>127010529
Mindbroken by Adam K@lmbach
Anonymous No.127010549
I know she was one of the band member's girlfriend who did these vocals but I'm still seething she's only featured on like 3 songs, she had a great fucking fitting voice for this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3y7gLEsEhc
Anonymous No.127010551 >>127010566
>>127010520
Really? Often I feel as if Jute Gyte could be even *less* coherent at which point the project will have reached a peak. Each their own I suppose.
Anonymous No.127010555 >>127010832
Is this a good place to start with Striborg?
Anonymous No.127010564 >>127010578
I've have bad pain in my kidneys the past few days. I may well be dying.
Anonymous No.127010566
>>127010551
This, except in regards to having less repetitions, which would probably mindcrush the general even more than he already does.
Anonymous No.127010569
Adam Kalmbach is an autist who views music like putting legos together.
Anonymous No.127010577 >>127010612
Kaalmbach needs to start his own guitar tutoring program, just like Mr. Toougas
Anonymous No.127010578 >>127010633
>>127010564
>obese b4Idkuck finally realizing the "DUDE ALCOHOL" and red meat is finally going to kill him in a slow and painful manner.
Based, death upon b4Idkucks
Anonymous No.127010590 >>127010612
the hectorian destroyers:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jePFWVHdrpo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88WomiWuDbE

HEIL
Anonymous No.127010593 >>127010604 >>127010612
>degrades his language because the thought of people not reading his posts terrifies him
dance, monkey.
Anonymous No.127010595
Heil
Anonymous No.127010599
Shitcore
Anonymous No.127010602
Anonymous No.127010604
>>127010593
4d4m K4lmb4ch
Anonymous No.127010612 >>127010625
>>127010577
Correct. K4lmbach's class for composition.

>>127010590
>disgusting obese hamplanet
>dogshit low quality "music"
Fitting. We prefer higher quality women like Timberly here.

>>127010593
Filterfag frustration is at a peak!
Anonymous No.127010614 >>127010622
What would it sound like?
Anonymous No.127010622
>>127010614
*brraaaaaaap*
Anonymous No.127010624
Artist: Darkthrone
Album: Panzerfaust
Song: Beholding The Throne of Might

>And destruction upon the holy man
>Who hails a jew
Anonymous No.127010625 >>127010629 >>127010644
>>127010612
More like your frustration that someone didn't see your post? Are you going to be making this a weekend long event?
Anonymous No.127010629
>>127010625
Thank you mod cliquer.
Anonymous No.127010631
>>127009079
Last blast and I'm out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtbxaGh7k4M

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtbxaGh7k4M

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtbxaGh7k4M

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtbxaGh7k4M
Anonymous No.127010632 >>127010642
127010612
Completely nonsensical post. Enjoy licking a man's asshole and shit riffs.
Anonymous No.127010633 >>127010638
>>127010578
psycopathic
Anonymous No.127010638 >>127010643
>>127010633
Some people call me the Joker...
Anonymous No.127010642
>>127010632
Thank you GUNT sister.
Anonymous No.127010643
>>127010638
While other people call me the Stroker...
Anonymous No.127010644
>>127010625
>More like your frustration that someone didn't see your post?
Yet here you are, reading my post in frustration that your filters didn't work, L0VING EV3RY L4UGH
Anonymous No.127010648 >>127010696
Early Mayhem rules.
Anonymous No.127010650 >>127010659 >>127010663
this is a post hector made 14 and a half hours ago when i woke up to get ready for work. he's still here.
Anonymous No.127010659
>>127010650
Based as fuck.
Anonymous No.127010661 >>127010667 >>127010682 >>127010686 >>127010699 >>127010707
Messiah offers you the gift of smoke. Do you accept?
Anonymous No.127010663
>>127010650
14 and a half hours of /5hredd1t/ asshurt, ULTRABASED
Anonymous No.127010664 >>127010668 >>127010669
Imagine if more than 0.01% of women enjoyed metal...
Anonymous No.127010667 >>127010679
>>127010661
>*pockets the joint*
Lol.
Anonymous No.127010668
>>127010664
Imagine if it was all of them.
Anonymous No.127010669
>>127010664
They'd ruin it
Anonymous No.127010672
>Hey guys, I'm just here randomly. Like 99% of the time I'm not here, but I just happen to be here now. So don't think I'm always here because that's not true. Please believe me.
Anonymous No.127010675 >>127010713 >>127010717
We need more innovative/experimental bands like Sleep Token
Anonymous No.127010679
>>127010667
*burns a hole in your robe*
You DO wear a robe, right?
Anonymous No.127010682
>>127010661
*hits the blunt*
Anonymous No.127010686 >>127010691 >>127010700
>>127010661
Sorry, I'm not melanated enough for wacky tabacky. Try posting on an ESL genera- oh wait, LOL!
Anonymous No.127010691
>>127010686
Thank you chug sister.
Anonymous No.127010696
>>127010648
This, but in regards to the complete opposite.
Anonymous No.127010699
>>127010661
If he and I can do it together while blasting MoR maybe
Anonymous No.127010700
>>127010686
Thank you for holding the trash bin saar
Anonymous No.127010702 >>127010718
>>127010003
>I'm losing again
Anonymous No.127010707
>>127010661
A NEW DAY'S DAWN
*takes the blunt*
HOLY
LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT
Anonymous No.127010713 >>127010741
>>127010675
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7JomLe5WUc
Anonymous No.127010717 >>127010725
>>127010675
Jute Gyte, Ehnahre, Ad Nauseam.
Anonymous No.127010718
>>127010702
Kek, true.
Anonymous No.127010719
KICKED IN
THE TEETH
FUCKED UP BEYOND BELIEF
IT HURTS
SO BAD
YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZemee8Lajc
Anonymous No.127010725
>>127010717
Correct.
Anonymous No.127010728 >>127010736 >>127010750 >>127010771 >>127010778 >>127010786
Christian metal
Jewish metal
Muslim metal
Hindu metal
Buddhist metal
Taoist metal
Sikh metal

Can't help but trying to think which would sound best/ worst, how they'd hypothetically be ranked
It's gonna be hard to be shittier than Christian metal but I believe it's doable
Anonymous No.127010729
>>127009079
Anonymous No.127010735
Awake Voucher
Anonymous No.127010736
>>127010728
I like Dragonforce.
Anonymous No.127010741
>>127010713
Exceptional.
Anonymous No.127010750 >>127010778
>>127010728
Christian metal won.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1qhw9iykHo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXdk2QA5pYA
Anonymous No.127010769 >>127010796 >>127010797
fact #1: Halford is the greatest metal singer
fact #2: this is the best metal song ever written
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZyWuBNot3o
fact #3: we worship kweens, huge cowtits and hags here
that is most definitely what the fuck is up
Anonymous No.127010771
>>127010728
Antestor slaps
Anonymous No.127010772
Chudriffs
Anonymous No.127010775 >>127010782
fact 4: you will go bald and develop erectile dysfunction
Anonymous No.127010778
>>127010728
>>127010750
Oh also

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tfa9_w0lE0
Anonymous No.127010782
>>127010775
Too late brah brah
Anonymous No.127010786 >>127010794 >>127010800
>>127010728
>Muslim metal
>Hindu metal
>Sikh metal
fuck no. Keep shitskins out of metal. It's only for whites and east asians.
Anonymous No.127010794 >>127010810
>>127010786
>and east asians.
Anonymous No.127010796 >>127010824
>>127010769
This is a Maiden general
Anonymous No.127010797 >>127010824
>>127010769
>fact #2: this is the best metal song ever written
No it isn't https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tlEa0rDZbM&pp=ygUUanVkYXMgcHJpZXN0IGV4Y2l0ZXI%3D
Anonymous No.127010800
>>127010786
I suggest you delete this racist post.
Anonymous No.127010806
Thank you brazilian janny
Anonymous No.127010810
>>127010794
cope pajeet.
Anonymous No.127010819
I hereby dedicate this post the the Indian and African metal scenes.
Anonymous No.127010824
>>127010796
Maiden are complete ass. Never liked 'em. Literal mom metal. But I respect your kween picture.

>>127010797
Not even close lol.
Anonymous No.127010832
>>127010555
Ghostwoodlands is a better starting point. Still schizophrenic like the earlier stuff before it, but also captures the DSBM sound he'd continue with through 2007-2009.
Anonymous No.127010838
Fear of the Dark
Fear of the Dark
I have a constant fear that somenig's always near
Anonymous No.127010841
My hair grows fast. Metal for this fortunate reality?
Anonymous No.127010858 >>127010865 >>127010872 >>127010909
Dianno Maiden fucking rules
https://youtu.be/2uvI7EFioe0
Anonymous No.127010865 >>127010875 >>127010909
>>127010858
*cough* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvk0fiG389Y&ab_channel=ThrashRat
Anonymous No.127010866 >>127010873 >>127010958
You'll take my life and you'll steal my shoes!
I got lost and ended up in a human zoo
4chan told me I shouldn't ever relax
But I wandered into a hood full of ______
Anonymous No.127010872
>>127010858
hi mom
Anonymous No.127010873 >>127010907
>>127010866
>shoes
>zoo
Well there's only word that'd really work here
Anonymous No.127010875 >>127010885
>>127010865
Fucking love this song mate.
Anonymous No.127010884 >>127010914 >>127010950
Friday night /metal/ fukk yea.
Anonymous No.127010885 >>127010961
>>127010875
I'm not really that big a fan of Maiden (only really into Powerslave and SiT) but Prowler is one of my absolute favorite songs from them, love the high energy of this one so much lol
Anonymous No.127010898
Run to hood
Run away from those lights!
Run to the hood
5-0 caught you doing crimes
Anonymous No.127010907
>>127010873
;) iykyk
Anonymous No.127010909
>>127010858
>>127010865
based paul appreciators
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbQWznpwsO0&list=RDjbQWznpwsO0&start_radio=1
Anonymous No.127010914 >>127010933
>>127010884
that's my man right there!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L397TWLwrUU
Anonymous No.127010919
>>127009246
Newest Gates of Slumber sucks. Generic as doom with none of the heavy metal energy from past albums.
Anonymous No.127010928
man, this band is way overrated probably because of their image but they have some bangers on their/his every album
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhbkN8cv9hM
Anonymous No.127010933 >>127010976
>>127010914
It may be their most well known song by a wide margin but it's such a fucking classic, iconic riff
Anonymous No.127010950
>>127010884
...is this a subliminal message to post '80s metal?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgBz1DTvqFI&ab_channel=Scorpions
Anonymous No.127010958
>>127010866
Cannibal corpses
Anonymous No.127010961 >>127010983
>>127010885
My favourite early Maiden song: https://youtu.be/OZqYveQNse4
Anonymous No.127010976 >>127010984
>>127010933
just because it's not metal it's still fucking great, when I saw them live last year I was screaming the lyrics off the top of my lungs and dancing around like a retard
have some fun
have two
Anonymous No.127010982
HEIL TRUE BRITISH COLUMBIAN WAR METAL!
Anonymous No.127010983 >>127010986
>>127010961
Not metal.
Anonymous No.127010984 >>127011035
>>127010976
>just because it's not metal
I'd argue it's a split between rock and metal, heavy rock
(main riff = heavy metal)
(chorus, open chords in the verse = hard rock)
Probably talking out of my ass though :P
Anonymous No.127010986 >>127011000
>>127010983
You're not metal, you fucking guy.
Anonymous No.127011000
>>127010986
I accept your concession.
Anonymous No.127011001 >>127011011
Finally they're starting to be open about this
Anonymous No.127011011
>>127011001
look what Dave's megadick did to poor Marty, turned him into a Japanese geisha girl.
Anonymous No.127011021
Smegmadeth
Anonymous No.127011030 >>127011176
NEW
>>127011027
>>127011027
>>127011027
Anonymous No.127011035
obituary will be touring the whole cause of death album this month in europe, holy fuck boys
many ΓΆΓΆΓΌΓΌΓΌgghhhs will be had

>>127010984
eh, it all sounds like hard rock to me
who cares, it's fucking awesome
Anonymous No.127011176 >>127012261
>>127011030
Will not be posting in this fake edition of /metal/.
Anonymous No.127011609 >>127011875
>>127009070
this might be one of the best charts ive ever seen posted on here im not joking
Anonymous No.127011875
>>127011609
not mine, so I hope the guy who made it sees this bro
Anonymous No.127012261
>>127011176
no one asked and no one cares
Anonymous No.127013400
>>127010362
The fact that its punk and not metal. How is it they you can't hear the difference? No punk genre sounds metal