>>127012018 (OP)True story, I once saw a group of like 12 zoomers who came up to Rick at a diner in the middle of Roswell, New Mexico, chanting NIK-NOK-TURNAL BREAK DOWNS BREAK DOWNS NIK-NOK-TURNAL BREAK DOWNS BREAK DOWNS. Then Rick was like kids can I help you?
The lead zoomer said "haha you old retard. you are too old to help anyone" then the rest said YEAH skibidi dibbity! "in fact you failed at everything you have ever done!!!' then they all laughed. Then Rick got out of his seat putting away the three guitars on his lap and said, I am giving you a chance to get out of here, because John Lennon said "give peace a chance."
The lead zoomer then said "hey old man, what if I just kicked your ass? have you ever had your ass kicked Rick?" then they all said ASS KICK RICK ASS KICK RICK
Rick said motherfucker, I grew up in the 70s then just threw a single punch and then the kid turned around to face me and I almost threw up he moves to touch his face and it was basically gone no nose at all remaining.
After 5 of the most epic minutes of fighting you can imagine, the entire floor was dripping in blood and broken zoomer bones. Rick picked up his iphone and took the call saying "Heyyy Mick (Jagger) what's up? I sound a little winded? I just nearly killed like 12 men from 18 to 29. Not a joke!!! hahaha what time should we interview?
He then goes up to the guy with no nose and said guess what, that isn't only music that was better in my generation, its also ass kicking. He then threw down all the money remaining in his wallet and said to the waitress, hope this helps.
Changed my life.