Hell V edition

First for album that objectively saved metal, but metal didn't want to be saved so it died.

>>127014984
>worst vocalist in black metal history besides Dani Faggot
>disneycore riffs
>saved metal

REAL BLASTS

Judas Priest

>>127014984
Correct.

>>127014999

>Best vocalist of 90's
>Best riffwriter of 90's
>Best musician of 90's.
>goofy af
Say what you want, he nailed metal.

>>127015039
cute nails, poser

Analyzing the exquisite use of counterpoint and independent voicing in this masterpiece. Contrapuntal cathartic aggression of the highest order. Heil Glen Benton!

>>127015039
he and mortiis are irl globins, which is the true essence of blvck metal and metal

< Literally Hitler

>>127014999
New JG album waiting room.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRM8ByFr19o

>>127015039
>Best vocalist of 90's
I refuse to believe even the most diehard Emperor fan believes this unironically.

>>127015049
HEIL

>>127015070
The white MLK

>>127015105
"white"

>>127015070
Adam "Zyklon E" K4lmbach will not rest until every person of color has transitioned into womanhood.

Immolation - Here in After

>>127015105
*jewish MLK

>>127015115
Immolation is safe disso.

>No OC since 2015

>>127015123
what is dangerous disso?

Artist: Darkthrone
Album: Panzerfaust
Song: Beholding The Throne of Might

>And destruction upon the holy man
>Who hails a jew

>>127015131
Jut3 Gyt3.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osg24u2eMXc

>>127015161
Tourist Guy is pleb shit, surface level disso

>>127015161
dangerous if you're susceptible to sissy hypnosis

>>127015206
Post your top ten dissodelights.

>no reply
>uhh actually I don't want to
>heh I won't give you the satisfaction
>you would just call them shit anyways
>[insert excuse here]

Concession accepted.

>>127015211
>thinking about sissy hypno (again)
NGMI.

stop spamming this shit

>>127015206
But enough about immolation

>>127015240
Yeah enough with the Deicide spam guys. Back to real music, like Ju7e Gy7e.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u45Bt_ZNRk8

>>127015211
true, look what it did to hector. he was a normal young lass before jute gyte. now xhe's a schizophrenic internet addicted trannoid. many such cases

>>127015274
This, except in regards to trannypopper and kringepop.

>>127014999

Surrey, British Columbia

>>127014999
Just like everything else French, its NSBM reign supreme.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txFf4pRObGI

Black Sabbath - Vol. 4

>>127014999

>>127015439
not metal

>>127015439
Concert sucked so hard, Thompson sounded like shit and the portapotties were overflowing with feces.

>>127015445
>>127015444
>>127015439
Why are you talking to yourself, Ia5s?

>forced memes: the thread

>>127015445
>overflowing with feces
the natural environment of the balkans

post camp dm (or bm)

We really need a Serbian Suno AI metal song denouncing the vile war criminal and fake metal artist Thompson that exposes him for the glowie freemason that he is.

well?
>>127007959

>>127015161
the fuck is this shit.
it's not metal, not even music

Who invented heavy metal?

>larping as h****r
extremely cringe, please stop

>>127015523
Another filtrated numale to add to the unending pile of bodies left by our king 4dam.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMll6ZzaIVc

Breaking news: KaImbach of Jvte Gaite fame has denounced zionism and proclaimed his support for the Palestinian people.

Judas Iscariot

>>127015548
yeah sorry I like metal music.
not just random noise
this just riffless dissonance

Jute Gyte is for posers that are too soft to listen to actual noise

>>127014999
Second best DM album to come out this year after Felgrave, 5hredd1t will hope on the bandwagon too late as always.

https://hexrot-label.bandcamp.com/track/immolated-and-inhumed

>>127015523
it's background noise for transitioning. allegedly doctors play it when performing genital reassignment surgery to validate patients new gender identity.

>>127015582
Confirmed for total and utter filtration on every level. You shall join the likes of pic related as one of the many normalfag victims to be CRUSHED by the KING of filtration.

>"they are going for the opposite of palatable"
>"I am not in the right mindset to be given this"
>"the cacophony expands"
>"I said it wouldn't be my cup of tea, but this is beyond not my cup of tea"
>"I would wager they detuned their guitar" -> he has no idea 24 tet guitars exist
>"it is exceptionally aggressive, the music at least for me, does not want to be listened to, it is antagonistic"
>"sounds like a band rehearsal because everyone is out of tune" -> is totally lost in a non 12 tet world
>"there is not a single moment I did not want to turn this off"
>"the notes chosen are what create the abrasion and what makes it difficult to listen to"
>"every ounce of my being, is consonance, it goes against all of my musical upbringing" -> ULTRA KEK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWICEwFFqTM

Every time he returns, he seems even more mentally ill and even less creative in his posting.

>>127015613
True, really tiring seeing tr00ny come back each day still talking about pozzy and scat despite no one mentioning it a single time.

>>127015606
"It sounds bad" is a perfectly good reason to not want to listen to it.

>>127015613
>returns
he's never left. he's been here going on 36 hours straight now. his mental state obviously degrades the longer he's been awake.

>>127015639
Weird how his Matthew persona is completely inactive now

>>127015633
True, thats why we all hate metal music and would rather listen to Medtner instead.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhsD1MeQaXM

>>127015606
>the KING of filtration
based Nithing enjoyer

>>127015648
NithingBurger is the brown ooze left in the filter when we clean out the metal pool of post-african percussions.

>>127015623
hey I jokingly call him pozzy too but I like OS Sabbath and Randy Rhoads era Ozzy too
but I'm not whatever eceleb you're talking about

>>127015646
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhsD1MeQaXM [Embed]
Not a fan of this pedestrian piece of music. Too simple and mundane for my tastes.

>>127015662
Literally no one gives a single fuck about Pozzy, Troony is the last person on the general left still posting about their obsession with some old jewish cripple as if anyone cares.

going for coffee, anyone want anything?

>>127015646
I like metal though, just not whatever the fuck Jute Gyte is supposed to be. I don't like 2nd wave black metal because it intentionally tries to sound bad in general but any black metal I've heard still sounds more like music of some form compared to Jute Gyte

Ozzy "Ozz the Pozz" Osbourne tragically past away when hearing his son in law's awful Slipknot music.

FISCUSSSSSSSSSSSSSssssssssssss

>>127015672
You don't like early Sabbath? Or Randy Rhoads?

>>127015682
yeah the barista's phone number if she's kinda cute
I'm up for worn out pussy from a liberal with warning color hair and a nose ring for some reason, as long as she's not fat.

>>127015684
>I don't like 2nd wave black metal because it intentionally tries to sound bad in general
Newfag is filtered by 90's disneycore and Mayhem who have better production than literally any DM ever did, no wonder he can't even begin to fathom JG lmao.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HoTrdRnQKM0

>>127015693
Pozzy had no influence on any musical writing, his """"solo"""" work were him paying actual musicians to write everything for him.

>>127015328
?

>>127015720
H's hometown and one of the most notoriously poor cities in Canada.

>>127015719
yeah, probably, that's why I say I like the band and focus on the guitarist of his first 2 solo albums. He wasn't a bad vocalist but it's really Iommi and Rhoads that made it work.
but swapping vocalists made Sabbath sound bad so.. maybe Ozzy had something to do with the first 6 albums sounding good.

>>127015720
Schizophrenia over his 4chan bully, before it was Quebec, and before that it was Mexico.

Without Ozzy Black Sabbath would be irrelevant.

>>127015719
>make music that intentionally tries to sound bad
>someone says "this sounds bad"
>fans say "HAHA FILTERED"
yeah whatever you say boss

>>127015738
>but it's really Iommi
The best part of Sabbath is their drummer and bassist, the riffs are boring and uninspired. Riffs in metal only became good in the 90's.

>>127015753
>>make music that intentionally tries to sound bad
Only adding ever more evidence of total and complete filtration.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQah3B1fTog

>>127015771
Turds sucks. You only like them because Snortel or whatever looks like your crackhead dad.

>>127015781
This, except in regards to trannypopper only liking kringepop because they are the women xhe wishes to transition into being.

FIRST WAVE REIGNS SUPREME

>>127015688
Correct and sacred digits checked

>>127015799
Correct.

>>127015799
NBM (Not Black Metal)

>>127015733
>H's hometown
I don't know what this is. Link?

Have you thanked Mohammed for saving death metal today yet?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1HGv_SlqKw

>>127015824
H from Steps.

>>127015799
BASED

>>127015828
To Breathe in a Casket and Carnal Denouement are ULTRA GROOVE.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEZ6bfgw-RA

Cool newer melodeath? I haven't heard anything new in years.

>>127015682
>>127015711
i'm back with a tasty cold brew. i went through the drive thru and while i was waiting watched a cutie struggle to throw a large bag of garbage in the dumpster. if i was a gentleman i would have got out and offered to toss it in for her but it was funny to watch. when she finally got it in she stood there staring at the ground for a minute like she was hating her life.

>>127015842
Basically everything Howls of Ebb is also on this list. I remember asking some ba1dkuks for groove DM riffs, they were pretty much useless as expected of tourists.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqTG6Ia5j1M

>>127015799
The sloppy solos on this are pure SOVL, especially the 4 minute one on Branded by Satan. Pure ESL metal madness.

>>127015814
That is a good thing

>>127014999

>>127015848
how new you want?

>>127015832
Googled that and it's a dirty queer boyo.

>>127015863
>shit playing 2025 :(
>shit playing 1987 :O

>>127015877
Eww you looked at a queer.

>>127015828
Thanks Mohammed Suckmez for inspiring Archspire, Rings of Saturn, Brain Drill, The Faceless, Fallujah, First Fragment and hundreds of other terrible bands!

>>127015886
You look at one every time you look in a mirror

>>127015875
More important that it's good than new formation-wise, but let's say post 90s. And preferably leaning more extreme, rather than pop-/core-like.

>>127015891
>First Fragment mentioned
ULTRA BASSED.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CO2gOgK58Z0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CO2gOgK58Z0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CO2gOgK58Z0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CO2gOgK58Z0

You also forgot Obscura, Beyond Creation, Spawn of Possession, Augury, Gorod, Ophidian I, Origin, Arsis, and basically every single tech death band ever post-2000s.

>>127015913
All shit.

>>127015905
try this

>>127015893
Why are you standing behind me? Trying to fuck me?

Dave Mustaine Explodes On Stage Over Black Sabbath Snub, Confronts Fan

LONDON, UK — July 11, 2025

Megadeth frontman Dave Mustaine abruptly halted his band’s Wembley Arena performance last night after a fan’s offhand remark—widely believed to reference his absence from Black Sabbath’s farewell show in Birmingham—sparked a furious outburst.

Just as the band was launching into “Wake Up Dead,” Mustaine suddenly stopped playing, walked to the edge of the stage, and pointed into the crowd.

“Oh, you’re one of those guys,” he said, voice dripping with sarcasm. “Still hung up on that little Sabbath thing? Get over it. I didn’t go. Didn’t want to. Who cares?”

He paused, then added sharply, “You think I lose sleep over not being invited to a retirement party? I’ve got riffs older than half that guest list.”

The crowd was dead silent as Mustaine’s tone shifted from mocking to hostile. “Come on up here. Let’s see if you’ve got the guts to say it to my face. Or should we just throw you out now and save everyone some time?”

Security quickly removed the heckler as Mustaine paced, muttering, “Clowns like that don’t belong at a real metal show.”

After regaining his composure, Mustaine returned to the mic and snapped, “Anyway... back to something that matters,” before ripping into “Wake Up Dead.”

The incident comes during a rocky leg of Megadeth’s European tour, with reports of low ticket sales and at least two UK dates canceled quietly earlier this week.

Neither Mustaine nor his representatives have commented on the outburst.

Muhammed Suicmez bestowed upon b4Idkeks neoclassical melody, literally the greatest gift he could give the obese walking coffins. They could finally craft proper music with that knowledge, he truly saved death metal.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iaFHTNbFNGM

>>127015328
>>127015733
So you're doxing one of the Anons here

>>127015684
Literally no one tried to sound bad, they just tried to sound authentic and original. Much, much better than shitty US death metal sound, which actually sounds shitty, and unintentionally so. When you make a ""bad"" sound with intention it's bound to sound better, at least on average. Fuck off you utter normalfag.

>>127015954
>not knowing Big H, the first openly gay metal musician

Both Snorre and Mohammed loved Prokofiev's Dance of the Knights while having massive influence on each scene respecitively (Snorrefar ahead of Mohammed thoughever). Is he confirmed for the most metal composer ever? Its him, Stravinsky, or Bartok.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBsKplb2E6Q

>>127015978
It's Beethoven, both directly and indirectly. And baroque music when it comes to melodic bands with leads and solos.

Black Metal is gay, and people, especially underage edgy tards talk too much about Black Metal, however, I must say that I appreciate Sorcier des Glaces.

>>127016027
>here's my tourist opinion no one cares about

>Sorcier des Glaces.
Best thing that shitty band managed to do, and it's still awful
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G83umCYJVu4

>>127016034
well obviously, you care :3

>>127016046
>implying

>>127016043
Well, black metal is gay after all

>>127016053
replying is caring anon

>>127016053
mwah

>>127016056
But is it gayer than you?

Kill yourselves.

>>127015328
>>127015733
Can we get some more information? Maybe post it elsewhere?

>>127015935
Some of that sounds cool. Other parts of it is definitely a sound I'm not looking for more of (that I forgot to specify), the slow Rivers of Nihil type thing (maybe it'd be call "proggy", but it's definitely not the time-sig-fucking I dislike).

>>127016063

>>127016073
I really hope not. I am kinda proud of my homosexuality

>>127015978
Who tf is Mohammed?

>>127015944
lol, based dave

>>127016091
The prophet of (I)slam

>>127016085
that's very tsundere

>>127016096
>I-Slam Brutal Death Metal

>>127016015
Beethoven is quoted as an influence by basically no one in metal, even Mozart got more recognition, stop the cap.
>Baroque
Is not a composer, usually the shredders might drop a "Bach" or "Vivaldi" name, but shred and consonant metal in general is artistically incorrect as a path for metal and cannot even play slowly without failing to be metal at all, thus it should not be taken into account when thinking of the most metal composer.

After all, what is more metal, consonant or extreme metal? We all know the answer, in the same way Gorguts is more metal than Judiac Prophet could ever hope to be, its also clear Bartok is more metal than Mozart.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UDJktLao18
vs
https://youtu.be/dUbAHClUez4?t=27

There can be no denial after listening to the above.

>>127016080
ToteTwoTechs

Metal died in 1993. Only 12 good albums have been released since then (most of them in 1994, being already recorded by 1993). Metal achieved its creative peak in albums like Onward to Golgotha, Pure Holocaust, and The Red in the Sky is Ours, elevating the genre into a legitimate art form. Now, thanks to Necrophagist and Blut Aus Nord, all its potential was squandered and the genre has been reduced into being mere gimmick ridden noise for RYM tourists (i.e. the lowest common denominator - stop trying to turn /metal/ into /r/shreddit).

Hector the spic ia from pakistan

Metal was birthed in 2005. Only 12 good albums had been released before then (most of them in 1998, being already recorded by 1997). Metal achieved its creative peak in albums like Gloire éternelle, Ship of Theseus, Synarchy of Molten Bones, and Imperative Imperceptible Impulse, elevating the genre into a legitimate art form. Now, thanks to Phil Tougas, Adam Kalmbach, Hasjarl, and Luc Lemay, all its potential was unleashed and the genre has been transcended into a magnificent art-form of beauty for intelligent young men with strong hairlines (i.e. the highest class of human - continue helping to turn underground metal into classical).

Why is Death Metal superior to Balc Metal

>>127016133
>bitterman
he was a good reviewer

>>127016137
His frequent spelling errors might suggest it but it's not the case. It's just a lack of proper education.

hector

>>127016154
Our king.

>127015978
>127016015
>127016114
he's talking to himself again

I Doxxed hector and he s from Slovakia.

>>127016165
hey, you forgot about my posts

Saw Powerman 5000 live, you wouldn't know their 22 years past their prime. Other than the balding mosh pit.

hector is a dumb nigger for letting himself get doxed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dy59VAQ2ZMw
>HEAVY METAL FROM EASTERN BLOC

>>127016118
I don't know what that means, and googling doesn't reveal much. Post more on KF?

>>127015859
The guy who painted this is pretty good, and he's barely done any album covers (yet).

hector is an autistic failure with likely rich parents who allow him to rot away in his bedroom and never make him do anything. he could spend all this free time he has on something productive like learning an instrument but he's too fucking lazy.

>>127016199
>>127016205
i'm a moderator and i approve these messages

>>127016205
His parents disowned him ackshuually

>>127015963
>intentionally get the worst microphone possible
>intentionally don't even use a guitar amp
that's not authentic that's the exact opposite of authentic, that's pretentious.

>>127016217
You should read that guy's interviews, he is the biggest fartsniffer to ever exist in metal and is also constantly virtue signaling. He is pretentiousness personified.

>>127016199
Idk the missing face/head gimmick is a bit trite. Timo is the only metal artwork artist I was ever truly impressed by, although his anatomy and fundamentals are garbage. Bit like Varg, all raw talent that could have been really, really fantastic if he was classically trained.

TORMENTOR was a nice hungarian band

>>127016217
It is by definition authentic. Polished, overproduced shite is the opposite of that. And you're literally describing one single band and trying to generalize that to cope with bring filtered. Fag.

Jute Gyte is about as low effort as it gets. No wonder he is constantly shitting out garbage. Basically Phyllomedusa but in dissodiaper form.

>>127016217
>>intentionally get the worst microphone possible
>>intentionally don't even use a guitar amp
Literally only a single album, pic related is where DMDS and many other records were recorded on professional classical-tier microphones. Complete newfag moment.

Is Hate Forest okay, or gay? I need to know, and /metal/ is usually correct with their opinions

>>127016266
very grim sound but boring

>>127016261
Correct.

>>127016288
>Correct.
Affirmative.

>>127016261
Seethe wall of text incoming

Jute Gyte could release another album tomorrow and it could just be a bunch of songs he previous released on other albums but if he gave them a different name none of his fans would be able to tell that they aren't new songs.

I like beksinski art

Jute Gyte is the best metal band of all time.

>>127016316
Juppy Fluppy is the metal equivalent of a 7 year old with down syndrome mindlessly punching the keys of their dad's casio keyboard

>>127016316
nigga, nobody knows (or cares) about some dude names jude gyte, it's all npc and the dead internet

>>127014999
I THINK YOU'RE READY TO SEEEEEE, THE GATES OF BABYLOOOOOOONNNN!!!

>>127016316
that would be the loosest definition of the word "song" ever
looser than the diarrhea I've been having all night, and almost as appealing.

>>127016326
Correct.

>>127016114
It's less how dark composers went and more just how big a chunk they made that sounds metal, then. That's just one movement of that Bartok piece. Also, for the first decades of heavy metal, the vast vast majority was brighter and more consonant.

Anyways, as I was discussing previously: Jvte Gyate.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cz56goRt1sQ

>>127016241
Yeah I actually don't love that particular cover either, but I've seen stuff of his I do like. It's a cut above the indistinct blurry crap you see on disposable metal albums.

>Timo is the only metal artwork artist I was ever truly impressed by
For some reason he isn't credited on Synarchy but surely it's him. Also RIP.

>visit /metal/ once per year
>always different flavor of the month every time
it's like discussing metal is too hard for you folks

>>127016348
stop talking to yourself

>>127016360
>it's like discussing metal is too hard for you folks
Alrighty then, you first

The funny thing is that even Hector barely even listens to Absoyute Shyte after Adam Cumbutt publically denounced him. He only ever spams that faggot here because he wants attention/reactions.

>>127015963
Trying to convey your music as clearly as possible is much more authentic than deliberate low fidelity.

Shitty thread so far, do better pls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVtVqC-gp3M

>>127016369
Okay, I will get mocked and ridiculed, but let's try

I recently started digging deeper through various releases by various labels, and I really fell in love with the 80s Speed Metal sound, like Acid, Warfare, Living Death, Destructor and so on, as well as started looking more fondly on Power Metal like Ostrogoth and Warlord.

The second label on the other hand focuses on newbie Death Metal, and while many of that is milquetoast, there are some gems buried there, like
https://awakeningrecordscn.bandcamp.com/album/spirits-of-the-mortified
At first I thought that it would be terrible, but it somehow entangled me with the spoopy intros. It's far from the best, but good enough that I listened to it more thant twice

where the FUCK is the merch i ordered 3 weeks ago?

>>127016412
i have it held hostage, take it from me bitch

>>127016416
don't listen to him, it's in my ass. come up and get it

>>127016348
>more just how big a chunk they made that sounds metal,
Its still going to be the same era of late Romantic with the Russians with that classification - dissonance, rhythmic complexity, and folky influence was sort of the entire thing there. Classical after that is going to be too abstracted to have the same feeling, and everything before hand was too focused on beauty and consonance.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8NJGezMicI

>Its still going to be the same era of late Romantic with the Russians with that classification - dissonance, rhythmic complexity, and folky influence was sort of the entire thing there. Classical after that is going to be too abstracted to have the same feeling, and everything before hand was too focused on beauty and consonance.

>>127016411
>and I really fell in love with the 80s Speed Metal sound
>Acid
First two albums are good, have you checked out early Running Wild by chance?

>hating on Sorcier Des Glaces
when you get older, you will understand this music kiddo

STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARB WOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRNNDD

>>127016449
have I checked? they were one of the earliest albums I checked like 10 years ago. I have a cousin who has all of these cassette tapes, CDs and etc. and he was lending me his Noise collection (with a threat that he'll decapitate me if I scratch it). There was Kreator, Coroner, Running Wild, Rage, Tankard, Deathrow, Celtic Frost / Hellhammer, Helloween, and so on. Of course I know Pirate Metal kings. But later I moved onto Slayer, Sepultura, Morbid Angel, and so on, so I didn't look much back, until recently. Maybe I should return to this stuff...

>all those [deleted] posts
Top kek, talk about about a seething 0rbit0r. Most of the thread mentioning their bully was just xim in permenant asshurt. Poor 1@55 replied to xer own first wave post three (3) times since no one cares.

L0VING. 3VERY. L4UGH.

>>127016376
How's that? What if my 'sound' is making a huge wall of noise?

I don't think you realize how compromised and processed the source audio is in all metal productions in order to make them sound 'like a record'. E.g. the Scott Burns example, that wasn't 'authentic' to how the bands actually sounded, he figured out a process on Human and then ran every band through the same meat grinder.

>>127014994
You're not going to get me to believe that "disneycore riffs" is a bad thing

>>127016477
>Maybe I should return to this stuff...
highly recommend '80s Pretty Maids if you want some good melodic metal, they even dabbled in early power metal somewhat too https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiX_931OCog&pp=ygUZcHJldHR5IG1haWRzIGZ1dHVyZSB3b3JsZA%3D%3D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwxCeofoJ5g&pp=ygUZcHJldHR5IG1haWRzIGJhY2sgdG8gYmFjaw%3D%3D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=alsmGoAKkj0&pp=ygUZcHJldHR5IG1haWRzIG5pZ2h0IGRhbmdlcg%3D%3D

>>127016490
ULTRA BASED

Drawn and Quartered

>>127016494
>What if my 'sound' is making a huge wall of noise?
Firstly: Not metal.
Secondly: That's not faking low fidelity.

>>127016509
I heard the name of the band before, never heard their music. That cover reminds me of another band

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbQHbtBtH4M

The older I get, the more I appreciate the 80s metal, despite the cheese. Once you accept it, and just listen to it, you start to understand why the Metal ruled the 80s

>>127014999

>>127016494
Thirdly: How do you define noise?

>>127016544
by cover I of course meant cover art, not that the song is a cover or anything

But there is something liberating how that stuff is all about wrecking shit and starting a havoc

Jute Gyte is apparently planning a concept album named "Chora Infrasonic: Studies in Aeriform Abjection"that consists of him recording his own farts. His fans can't wait.

>>127016544
>despite the cheese.
I'm coming at this music as someone who wasn't around when heavy metal was in its heyday, and the cheese is one of the best parts to me!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=la9JgaY6AOg&pp=ygUSc2NvcnBpb25zIGR5bmFtaXRl like This song oozes cheese from every pore, but goddamn is it [spoiler]whole record is '80s scorpions freakin' rules[/spoiler]a fun time!

>unique ip's: 4

Uh oh… this one must have hit a little too close to home

>>127016579
welcome to /metal/

HEIL HANNEMAN
HEIL AZAGTHOTH
HEIL VIKERNES

you do nothing but smoke dope all day

>>127016570
Damn, my father loves Scorpions. I should probably visit him next week.

Another thing that I sort of like about the 80s is the production, it's not bombastic, it's rather modest, but it has that comfy feel. It's also pretty clear for an outdated stuff. My cousing also has some early CDs by Roadrunner, like Malevolent Creation. When I've tried to play it, I had to really play with the trebles and boosts, because it was so quiet, I could barely hear anything

weeks

>>127016594
>'cause smokin' and trippin' is all that you dooooooo

What's /metal/ opinion on Yngwie Malmsteen?

>>127016600
I can't decide whether the bands that make their cover art look like a tape are cringe or based

>post a better riff than this
>you can’t


https://youtu.be/YmwgeY7ydDs?si=pFzsA4Jdu9FaZSL7

>>127016595
>Another thing that I sort of like about the 80s is the production
I like it to an extent, that Scorpions record is about as much I can take of the that style of production before it starts to grate on my ears. :p

>>127016610
This video explains his talent more than my words could
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dl8Tzodb86k

Might listen to Deeds of Flesh discography. Solid bdm.

>>127016614
>post a better riff than this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-J_KXCz_m8&ab_channel=Scorpions-Topic

>>127016614
>the riff that Varg has stolen

hector’s modclique strikes again

>>127016615
Personally, I mostly listen to music on the internet through headphones, whether it's youtube, spotify or bandcamp. I do wonder about the real thing, as I do remember that my uncle had these Led Zeppelin vinyls and cds, I really loved that stuff, it's probably what made me interested in the metal in the first place. Everything is fucking expensive nowadays, and as far as I know, I would have to hunt for the original vinyl pressing, because modern pressings are from the digitized tapes, rather than mother tape, so it's like a glorified CD

>>127014994
True. Symphoslop must be destroyed

>>127016642
>Personally, I mostly listen to music on the internet through headphones
Same here, though albums that I particularly like I get the discs for.

>>127016376
See >>127016494
Trying to convey music clearly is not authentic. Distortion doss the opposite of clarity, and you're going against that. Basically you're just playing metal to "fit in", you don't care about it's main aspects which is violence, chaos, distortion.
>>127016536
>Firstly: Not metal.
Poser moment. Noise metal is the most metal metal you mongoloid fuck.
>Secondly: That's not faking low fidelity.
Yeah, it's not " faking", it IS low fieldity.
>>127016557
Your mom

>>127016658
>about it's
about its*

>>127016657
Based. I am growing my collection, even if people think that I am retarded for doing so.

>>127016667
that wasn't the only error he made lol

>>127016610
HEIL MALMSTEEN

>>127016614
Wish you could hear the guitar this well on Under the Sign of the Black Mark

If you have over a terabyte of music; you're in trouble.

>>127016678
>*violently farts in your face*

>>127016674
>even if people think that I am retarded for doing so.
For wanting physical media of the albums you particularly like? That's stupid to be against that, it means you have a true passion for the music and want a copy of it for yourself instead of some digital one on a server.

>>127016614
Bathory is a vocal focused band, imagine thinking Quorthon wrote any decent riff.

My two favorite riffs are on the same song:
https://youtu.be/NRhsLILfdHw?t=854
https://youtu.be/NRhsLILfdHw?t=942

>>127016699
*sidesteps fart*
Winners continue to win and losers continue to lose

>>127016690
w-why?

>>127014999

>>127016703
>falls into the pit of eternal farting by sidestepping

>>127016704
because you have a lot of listening to do

>>127016701
Bingo, unfortunately people are too shallow to stop for a moment and appreciate beauty. Or maybe it's just for "front" to show how cool they are that they don't care.

That's why I moved out of the city and live near the lake.. Nowadays, when you can work from home, it makes wonders to your soul. I'm not the brightest cookie in the jar, but I do have a love for music and other arts, but music always comes first. I really hope that I will never be deaf, that would be the end for me ha ha

>>127016715
*uses secret jetpack to get out of the pit of eternal farting
Haha! >:)

Oh actually Portal has 13 globes... fuck thats a real contender for a favorite riff. I think I like the sonorist on in Katechon better still thoughever.

https://youtu.be/0kTEmPaF8Pk?t=122

>>127016717
truly, the horror that lovecraft warned against

>>127016721
>gets locked up in fart prison for cheating

>>127016702
terrible bait

roleplaying is for faggots

>>127016610
Had one good album, sold out afterwards and made an unlimited supply of popslop in an effort to become more famous and afford more donuts.

>>127016718
>Or maybe it's just for "front" to show how cool they are that they don't care.
This is what I think. Otherwise, why WOULDN'T you want a physical copy of an album you love dearly?
>That's why I moved out of the city and live near the lake
Oh I'd love to do that when I move out, although I'd like my home to be on a lake with mountains in the background. I love looking at mountains, they're very pretty and I find myself getting lost in thought when I gaze at them.

>>127016730
>escapes fart prison with the same jetpack

Is it true that if you listen to this album you disintegrate?
https://youtu.be/Z-QeMmzKeq4?si=aslWGZBnABv1X3qY

>>127016579
>1. bugspammer
>2. kekky replying to himself because no one else is
>3. Me
>4. (You)

People who say Ozzy isn't Black Sabbaths best vocalist are contrarian.

>>127016742
Not possible
You lost.

>>127016757
Winners never lose, losers lose. I am a winner therefore I win :]

>>127016658
>Distortion doss the opposite of clarity
Kinda, in name. But what we call distortion in sound-production is more like saturation, which isn't the opposite of clarity.
>Basically you're just playing metal to "fit in",
schizo much?
>you don't care about it's main aspects which is violence, chaos, distortion.
And falseness? Selected low fidelity isn't violence, or chaos, and only very light distortion.
>Poser moment. Noise metal is the most metal metal you mongoloid fuck.
Yeah... Don't worry about it. You wouldn't know.
>Yeah, it's not " faking", it IS low fieldity.
No. Noise isn't authentic low fidelity either. Noise could be recorded or generated perfectly.
>Your mom
Also not the same as artificial lacking quality.

>>127016731
Not even bait, the riffs are literally an endless stream of boring paraLEL fifths, with the main draw being his vocals driving the song.

Take Equimanthorn for instance, this riff with any other vocalist is sleep inducing:
https://youtu.be/Bqc1y9uhAas?t=95
Apply Quorthon to it and suddenly its:

AAAAAAAAAHRRRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUGH

I LET THE BODIES LIE IN SHAME
I LET MIGHTY EARTH DRINK THEIR BLOOD
I TURN MY FACE TO ETERNAL SKY
AND PRAAAAAISE MY ELDEEEEERS' GOOOOOOD

garbage posts. hidden and ignored.

>>127016762
Stop talking about intervals like you know what they are

>>127016742
>Oh I'd love to do that when I move out, although I'd like my home to be on a lake with mountains in the background. I love looking at mountains, they're very pretty and I find myself getting lost in thought when I gaze at them.
I won't lie, my parents helped me a little financially with it, but I paid them back. It's doable. I don't have mountains here, mostly forests, and a lake. I don't want to boast, but life finally feels good.

When I lived in a city, I've felt very sleepy and demotivated. But enough about me and my blog, let's have some METAAAAAAAAAAAAAL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJbrOv2_PPE

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLkROH3Eqs0T8JzgW_2zSphctjGiCTh-Tf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OX4AlF6IDJ0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uW-HToBiq-0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeJ3G_SWfhY

>>127016768
>ignored.
How if you just acknowledged they exist? :p

Great posts. Capped and saved.

>>127016762
Crazy I was listening to that exact song when I saw this post
Sorry I should have shared that I was BLASTING this album

>>127016772
holy shit is that metal???
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQbWFmio8T8&pp=ygUPY2FjdW1lbiB0b25pZ2h0

>>127016761
>Kinda
No, not kinda. Exactly.
>schizo much?
Poser much?
>Selected low fidelity isn't violence, or chaos,
It quite literally is. That's the point.
>Yeah
I know.
>Noise isn't authentic low fidelity either.
Source: I wish
>Noise could be recorded or generated perfectly.
Irrelevant
>Also not the same
It's the same

>>127016762
Quorthon might have been a lil poser, but I like his music. Simple as. He wasn't sophisticated, but he aimed to be, and he just created whatever the fuck he wanted. And he didn't have to promote his music, it was good enough to spread through word of mouth

>>127016771
Bit rich coming from you who knows literally nothing about music and can't even sit through a concert without opening your phone and spamming this general because of terminal 4cuck addiction.

>>127016773
that's two seconds of my life wasted

>>127016789
That you will never, ever, EVER get back. :)

>all i smell is dope and people coughing
metal for this feel?

>>127016801
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-zmtmgswHw&pp=ygUYYmxhY2sgc2FiYmF0aCBzd2VldCBsZWFm

I think you are making this up as you go. Enough of the excuses.

>>127016805
i saw this coming a mile away

>>127016819
Excellent that you did, now listen to it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ywL7zdamwY&pp=ygUYcmFpbmJvdyBsYWR5IG9mIHRoZSBsYWtl

>>127016759
Winner of fart sniffing contest

>>127016778
Honestly I only really like the second half of it, the beginning is shite. Reminds me of Dark Angel's super fast rapper vocals https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyyLvR09pvM.

Also the first riff after the intro on that same album is better than anything Quorthon ever wrote
https://youtu.be/hDDTmpw3fYg?t=35

>>127016785
He got better during his viKANG era honestly, before that he was making some pretty awful tracks solely carried by his vocals.

>>127016833
That still makes me a winner, you know. ;)

>>127016836
Of fart sniffing contest only

>>127016834
i wish more thrash sounded like this

>>127016834
>Honestly I only really like the second half of it, the beginning is shite
Was honestly sort of thinking the same thing, but I want to listen to the album a couple more times before im sure

>>127016839
Still a winner!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rU1O_LGnIsU&pp=ygUYaW50ZW5zaXZlIGNhcmUgdm95ZXVyaXNt

>>127016851
>>127016839

>>127016861
Which still makes me a winner since I won the contest. >:)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5O6h7Pk1XX4&pp=ygUPcmlvdCByb2FkIHJhY2lu

>haven't showered for days
metal for this feel?

>>127016875
Anon's demo

>>127016868
>>127016839
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SiImLIcnZq0
>>127016875
The fartsniffer's favorite band

>>127016897
New Jute Gyte sounding amazeballs!

>>127016901
That's a German JG. Germany trying to emulate American culture never fails to make me laff.

>>127016875
Modern society isn't worth washing for.

pffffft this general is a joke

>>127016841
Like which song? Also do you mean the rapper vocals, the regular vocals, the production, the riffs, or what? I do actually like the production a lot on Darkness Descends, all the OSDM sloppers should have gone to Randy Burns instead of Scott Burns. Then again, none of them could play their music properly, so they needed Scott Burns to cut and paste each note.

>>127016843
I meant the second half of that particular track. I would personally rate the album track listing in order of best to worst:

1) Call from the Grave
2) 13 Candles
3) Enter the Eternal Fire
4) Woman of Dark Desires
5) Equimanthorn
6) Of Doom
7) Chariots of Fire
8) Massacre
9) Both ambient filler tracks

>>127016897
Oh cool, I'll check 'em out!
>>127016918
You're a joke, and your entire existence is the punchline

>>127016784
>No, not kinda. Exactly.
You wouldn't know. It's fine.
>It quite literally is.
It just, very much, isn't. At all.
>Source: I wish
You don't think "noise" occurs out in the real world? What the fuck?!
>Irrelevant
>"SOURCE!? SOURCE SOURCE"
>The source
>"IRRELEVANT!!!"
>It's the same
Your mom, maybe.

>>127016926
The Burning of Sodom. The production and rapper vocals are based.

>>127016913
showering just to not incommode others is gay and not metal at all

>>127016839
>>127016851
>>127016861
>>127016868
>>127016897
one of the more pathetic exchanges i've seen in this general, i can't even quote the whole thing because the jannies think it's spam, and with hector that's saying something

>>127016875
What do your toes and soles smell like? Would you let me clean them for you?

>>127016929
kek

>>127016954
>t. someone who's jelly

Goddamn!

>>127016953
Metalheads have always stunk, it's how it's manly and not gay. Go put some chemical perfume on and gape your bussy.

i wish i could work from home so i don't have to shower

>>127016953
>incommode
Someone learned a new word in English class this week!

>>127016939
Concessions accepted.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4n7jwTTsFI&pp=ygUTZW5kIGl0IGxpZmUgc3VibGltZQ%3D%3D

>>127014999

>>127016981
cacumen? more like kekumen

here's my avatar
>please notice it's me!

>>127016988
Hello

>>127016984
kek

>>127016956
Eww
Do footfags really

>avatarfag calling out other avatarfag
lol

D.R.I., S.O.D., Suicidal Tendencies

>>127016978
Sure. I accept your concession.

speaking of avatarfags, where is teenage robot?

>>127017019
>no u
Concession accepted x2, cumsession given x1

>>127016947
Its been a rather long time since I've given a fuck about thrash, but Bathory has another speedy track with his own harsh rapper vocals

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QhbfhhKGfg

Its missing that great production, Sadus has similar vocals and is usually blazing at max speed

https://youtu.be/_556UZovJno?t=71

Missing the production thoughever. Idk, Darkness Descends is just a really nice sounding album for thrash standards, especially those drums are thunderous sounding . Maybe some of the faggots on this general who actually like thrash still could help you, but usually they are utterly useless at anything besides talking about Tourtallica, Judaic Prophet, Black Shabbot, and Gayer over and over again endlessly.

>>127017029
he gets banned on sight 80% of the time, one of the mods does not like him kek

Shartdouche blows

I can barely keep up with the lightning fast back and forth between the intellectual titans ITT

>>127017038
>Tourtallica
Kek

>>127017013
what about them?

>>127017043
You're a lightning fast.

>>127017053
They suck 1000 cocks.

>>127016966
Anything that sounds like this, but more so?

>>127017070
>>127017070

>>127017057
>thousand nigger cocks anime meme.jpg

>>127017068
Summoning the Lich

>>127017068
Got you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5NoQg8LdDk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5NoQg8LdDk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5NoQg8LdDk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5NoQg8LdDk

not early thread
>>127017078
>>127017078
>>127017078
>>127017078

>>127017068

>>127017077
Not metal.

>>127017085
This will be deleted

>>127017077
Metal.

>>127017076
Something like that but even more so, and less core-ish?
>>127017077
ha ha.
>>127017086
No, even more than that.

>>127017160
It's a fake band, but Infant Annhihilator is pretty much tbdm "but moreso".

>>127015592
Never heard of Hexrot, but I love what I'm hearing so far.

>>127017413
Same, apparently they made an EP in 2022 which I never listened to. Guess it was noticed by Transcending Obscurity who are putting out some good stuff this year, did you blast Felgrave yet?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqewphqOH2Y

>>127017466
I'm listening to that 2022 EP right now. I've got Felgrave queued up after. Thanks for the recs.

Unequivocal AOTY

>>127016141
>Why is Death Metal superior to Balc Metal
because Death isn't gay
duh

>>127018304
Exact opposite

>>127018408
I'm sure it was "real" in your "mind", darklord faggoto

>>127018547
Get that cock out of your mouth before attempting to speak with me.
Thanks.

>>127018606
>y-y-y-y-y-you
always the most pathetic answer, faglord of the niggest night

>>127018850
Incoherent post. I told you to take that cock out of your mouth.

>>127019161
>more tantrums
so faglordy

>>127019192
There's still a gigantic cock in your mouth

>>127019263
you have weird fantasies
weird, but unsurprisingly gay
such is "life", for black metal enjoyers

>>127019357
It's not a fantasy if it's real

>>127019391
oh, I have no doubt you give in to your gay fantasies
you listen to black metal, so...

>>127019423
>you listen to black metal
Do I? I think all popular music is equally garbage. And there is still a cock in your mouth

>>127019444
careful with that edge, faglord

>>127019544
There's only one edge to consider: someone's cock in your mouth still running wild. Maybe take care of that?

>>127019568
>There's only one edge to consider
for fags like you, lol

>>127019594
>no u!
Lol that cocks appears to be still in your mouth!